Boxing Day Humor: In Japan, It's No Ordinary Sale!

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Presented with little comment but it seems that 2012 is no ordinary year for Japan... God knows what the people in this Department Store in Osaka were thinking when they came up with this advertising slogan.

 

 

 

(h/t Japan Subculture blog)

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Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:49 | 3097108 ZerOhead
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Unfuckingbelievable...

 

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:54 | 3097139 kaiserhoff
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Chicks wearing blind folds.  Fuckin' Party.  I'm in.  Why ask why?

Bunga, bunga on Dudes.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 17:13 | 3097189 francis_sawyer
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Fuckin A yo!... RMFAO

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 17:13 | 3097193 CrockettAlmanac.com
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LOL, literally.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 17:21 | 3097224 bania
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This trumps "attention all shoppers..."

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 17:40 | 3097316 SafelyGraze
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not to forget the holiday shitlog
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caga_Tió

Caga tió, tió de Nadal,
no caguis arengades, que són massa salades
caga torrons que són més bons

Shit log, log of Christmas,
don't shit herrings, which are too salty,
shit nougats (turrón) which are much better!

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 17:57 | 3097380 knukles
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They named that sale in honor of my profane tendencies.

(Honey, you didn't give Tyler that picture of the Japanese sale posters I made, did you?)

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 18:31 | 3097490 UNCOMPROMISED
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And how many of you are calling Kyle out on his research?

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 18:43 | 3097531 Mike in GA
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What do you mean, "call Kyle out on his research"?.  Kyle's research has been flawless so far.  The best manifestation will be if Abe succeeds in igniting inflation.  That's one, frankly, that I don't want to see for the resulting conflagration will consume a LOT of the world's wealth. 

The hard part is pinning down a time for the debt wave to swamp the economic boat, not whether or not the wave exists.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 18:59 | 3097570 UNCOMPROMISED
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Yea well you must have missed it the other day. Lots of anti-Kyle because of his postion on US housing. Anyway, carry on.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 19:59 | 3097708 Doña K
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Enjo kosai time for you guys?

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 17:52 | 3097362 I am more equal...
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So the average oriental member is 5 inches and you take 20% off....

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 18:31 | 3097485 akak
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... and you get both the IQ and the member size of AnAnonymous, sans his daily dose of Double Lucky Panda powdered dragon bone and tiger penis elixir.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 18:37 | 3097511 SafelyGraze
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full accounting of inches:

http://goo.gl/d1VTg

yes. it's vonnegut again.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 18:29 | 3097483 TheFourthStooge-ing
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.

LOL, literally.

ROR, riterarry. (I couldn't just reave it rike that.)

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 18:57 | 3097566 prains
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all there needs to be now is;

 

FUCKIN BITCHEZ!!!!!

SALE

Thu, 12/27/2012 - 07:00 | 3098435 monkeyboy
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Shouldn't that be a FRuckin' Sale?

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 17:17 | 3097210 phyuckyiu
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I don't like my mannequin's staring back at me either when I umm.... when I ummm... buy four get one free you said?

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 17:09 | 3097178 tallen
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Is this the new advertising campaign to get the Japanese public to invest in JGBs?

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:49 | 3097109 Stackers
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Fuck yeah

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 19:42 | 3097677 margaris
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That's exactly the point.

Japanese people consume our media much more than we consume theirs (with the exception of anime, manga etc...)

They hear us use the words fuck/fucking/fucked so much, and with such an ease... japanese people probably decided that by now it's just some cool word to emphasize something...

Thu, 12/27/2012 - 03:52 | 3098324 merizobeach
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A year or two ago, I saw a brief cultural segment on a news show based in Taipei: a reporter on the street was interviewing people about the non-vulgarity of use of the word 'fucken'.  I couldn't fuckin' believe it: not only that this was somehow a cultural news segment, and that they're neglecting that vulgarity is exactly the point, but that then they fuckin' misspelled it!

Thu, 12/27/2012 - 21:30 | 3100426 Tompooz
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Spot on, Margaris. As a result of uninhibited language import, the rest of the world is holding up a pretty accurate mirror to the native english speakers.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:50 | 3097116 meatball
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Holy bukkake!

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:51 | 3097122 Zap Powerz
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You gotta be fuckin kidding me.  That's hilarious!

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:52 | 3097126 CelticCanuck
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Banzai Fuckers

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:52 | 3097127 101 years and c...
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only 20% off?  wake me when its fuckin 50% off everything!

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:55 | 3097142 fuu
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Mannequins are creepy.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 17:03 | 3097162 Poetic injustice
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Only when you fuck them.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 17:11 | 3097186 fuu
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Now it's a party.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 17:17 | 3097207 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Is there one that looks like Anne Francis?

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 17:24 | 3097234 fuu
Wed, 12/26/2012 - 18:17 | 3097441 fuu
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"Marsha White, a woman browsing for a gift for her mother in a department store, decides on a gold thimble."

Crops up in the weirdest places.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 20:26 | 3097766 knukles
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Hey, I remember that!
As you said; "Crops up in the weirdest places."

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:55 | 3097144 PUD
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RUT DA FRUK?

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 18:23 | 3097461 akak
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"Brob-up today and get an extra 20% flee!"

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:57 | 3097145 LoneStarHog
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I sent this to my favorite prostitute and suggested a "Fuckin'" sale of at least 20%.  She said, "Go fuck yourself!" I don't know how to do that.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 17:07 | 3097171 kaiserhoff
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In related news, why do dogs lick their own peckers....?

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 17:35 | 3097283 Tim White
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Because they can...

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 17:44 | 3097335 kaiserhoff
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I thought it was because Bahney Fwank isn't always there when he's needed.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:58 | 3097148 Freddie
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Send this to Kyle Bass.  He will double down on his Jap Bond short position.  Bizarre.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:59 | 3097152 TooRichtoCare
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dude...that's old...it was making the rounds in January.

Still funny though

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 17:04 | 3097166 iBuddhaTrader
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Calm down guys, just a minor language slip on the fine word "fukubukuro".

http://gawker.com/5875479/mortified-japanese-department-store-cleans-up-...

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 17:59 | 3097383 thisandthat
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Fukubukuro, biatchez!

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 17:09 | 3097177 Seasmoke
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01-09.2012 ?????

Fuck, i missed the Fuckin' 20% sale

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 17:11 | 3097181 Agent P
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ROR!

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 17:16 | 3097205 FinalCollapse
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Fuk Me and Fuk Yu - #1 on my list of things to do before I die.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 17:20 | 3097215 Burticus
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Ah soooo!

Easy G.I., you so beeg!

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 17:23 | 3097226 Peter Pan
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Everyone will be able to buy when the discount is 100%.

After all, isn't that what Ben has done with interest rates so that the government can effectively "buy"everyone's money for nothing?

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