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Boxing Day Humor: In Japan, It's No Ordinary Sale!
Presented with little comment but it seems that 2012 is no ordinary year for Japan... God knows what the people in this Department Store in Osaka were thinking when they came up with this advertising slogan.
(h/t Japan Subculture blog)
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Unfuckingbelievable...
Chicks wearing blind folds. Fuckin' Party. I'm in. Why ask why?
Bunga, bunga on Dudes.
Fuckin A yo!... RMFAO
LOL, literally.
This trumps "attention all shoppers..."
not to forget the holiday shitlog
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caga_Tió
Caga tió, tió de Nadal,
no caguis arengades, que són massa salades
caga torrons que són més bons
Shit log, log of Christmas,
don't shit herrings, which are too salty,
shit nougats (turrón) which are much better!
They named that sale in honor of my profane tendencies.
(Honey, you didn't give Tyler that picture of the Japanese sale posters I made, did you?)
And how many of you are calling Kyle out on his research?
What do you mean, "call Kyle out on his research"?. Kyle's research has been flawless so far. The best manifestation will be if Abe succeeds in igniting inflation. That's one, frankly, that I don't want to see for the resulting conflagration will consume a LOT of the world's wealth.
The hard part is pinning down a time for the debt wave to swamp the economic boat, not whether or not the wave exists.
Yea well you must have missed it the other day. Lots of anti-Kyle because of his postion on US housing. Anyway, carry on.
Enjo kosai time for you guys?
So the average oriental member is 5 inches and you take 20% off....
... and you get both the IQ and the member size of AnAnonymous, sans his daily dose of Double Lucky Panda powdered dragon bone and tiger penis elixir.
full accounting of inches:
http://goo.gl/d1VTg
yes. it's vonnegut again.
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ROR, riterarry. (I couldn't just reave it rike that.)
all there needs to be now is;
FUCKIN BITCHEZ!!!!!
SALE
Shouldn't that be a FRuckin' Sale?
I don't like my mannequin's staring back at me either when I umm.... when I ummm... buy four get one free you said?
Is this the new advertising campaign to get the Japanese public to invest in JGBs?
Fuck yeah
That's exactly the point.
Japanese people consume our media much more than we consume theirs (with the exception of anime, manga etc...)
They hear us use the words fuck/fucking/fucked so much, and with such an ease... japanese people probably decided that by now it's just some cool word to emphasize something...
A year or two ago, I saw a brief cultural segment on a news show based in Taipei: a reporter on the street was interviewing people about the non-vulgarity of use of the word 'fucken'. I couldn't fuckin' believe it: not only that this was somehow a cultural news segment, and that they're neglecting that vulgarity is exactly the point, but that then they fuckin' misspelled it!
Spot on, Margaris. As a result of uninhibited language import, the rest of the world is holding up a pretty accurate mirror to the native english speakers.
Holy bukkake!
You gotta be fuckin kidding me. That's hilarious!
Banzai Fuckers
only 20% off? wake me when its fuckin 50% off everything!
Mannequins are creepy.
Only when you fuck them.
Now it's a party.
Is there one that looks like Anne Francis?
No, she had anatomy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Anne-Francis-1.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_After_Hours
"Marsha White, a woman browsing for a gift for her mother in a department store, decides on a gold thimble."
Crops up in the weirdest places.
Hey, I remember that!
As you said; "Crops up in the weirdest places."
RUT DA FRUK?
"Brob-up today and get an extra 20% flee!"
I sent this to my favorite prostitute and suggested a "Fuckin'" sale of at least 20%. She said, "Go fuck yourself!" I don't know how to do that.
In related news, why do dogs lick their own peckers....?
Because they can...
I thought it was because Bahney Fwank isn't always there when he's needed.
Send this to Kyle Bass. He will double down on his Jap Bond short position. Bizarre.
dude...that's old...it was making the rounds in January.
Still funny though
Calm down guys, just a minor language slip on the fine word "fukubukuro".
http://gawker.com/5875479/mortified-japanese-department-store-cleans-up-...
Fukubukuro, biatchez!
01-09.2012 ?????
Fuck, i missed the Fuckin' 20% sale
ROR!
Fuk Me and Fuk Yu - #1 on my list of things to do before I die.
Ah soooo!
Easy G.I., you so beeg!
Everyone will be able to buy when the discount is 100%.
After all, isn't that what Ben has done with interest rates so that the government can effectively "buy"everyone's money for nothing?
Did soeone say "Fukushima sale"? Glow in the dark lingerie anyone?
Brue Right Speciar!
What's the problem?
i'd say : fuckin' honest store.
Lost in 'Translation....calling Bill Murray, need you for a cameo in the remake
We see how Japan blows up financially first.
Fuckin' hopeless
SUKI (tm), the famous Japanese religion, The New World Religion (tm), is known as the 'motherfucking religion'. Apparently 'motherfucking' is something not done adequately in Japan, hence the shrinking population. But the RELIGION has taken the whole idea a bit far, wouldn't ya say?
Funny Stuff,Tell it like it is.
Reminds me of the tough guys with Asian tattoos that don't know they say "beef with broccoli" or "this dish is cheap but satisfying".
If this was nyc, they'd be sold out before you posted the pics. Ny'ers can't resist a fuckin' sale. The only thing better would be a motherfuckin' sale @ 50% off.
Is that place a whore house.
“Attention K-Mart Shoppers.. maternity wear and ladies lingerie are on special under the flashing red light.”
yes but we call them consumers.
Few realize the orgin of the word.
It comes from the old Gypsy language.
Foche: It means "to sheath the knife" whose connotations indicated moving in a peaceful direction as to avoid bloodshed, as in "agree to put the knives back in their safe place."
To sheath the penis in a vagina seems a reasonable adaptation but it's rather sad that it's lost the original peaceful intent, though clearly to the Japanese it has no intent at all.
'but it's rather sad that it's lost the original peaceful intent'
Fuck, as in make love not war?
Still peaceful, unless you fuck with the wrong person...
That looks very similar to the signs of Christmas 1998: HORNY SANTA
They were plastered on banners everywhere. I still don't know what it meant.
I wish they would put those signs on ebay after the sale is over. I know a few people that would really appreciate these signs on their front door. ;-0
Did nobody else go to the blog these were reposted from, and notice that this sale was in January 2012?
Personally, I always wait for the BIG FUCKIN' SALE.
Personally, I always like wait for the BIG FUCKIN' SALE, instead of just the FUCKIN' SALE. But that's just me.
It's kind of old news, is it not? The sale took place in January 2012, almost a year ago then. So no points for being up-to-date. Othwer than that, it is still funny, I have to admit that.
Who doesn't enjoy cursing in other languages, Puta?
lol -for years the Japanese public -with little thought or care, have walked around with bags or T-shirts etc with a nonsense saying that contained the word FUCK..... i saw a "Fuck you for your green dog" on a shopping bag...and other odd things in public; Its an American pop culture thing that drives them wild-
Damn, those Orientals are truly outright alien to this Western mind.
You have to spend some time there, Akak. When understanding comes, you'll love 'em.