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Brits Counter-Petition: Keep Piers Morgan, We Don't Want Him Back

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Just as we warned in our previous discussion, the Brits, concerned that the dreaded Piers Morgan may be forcefully removed from the USA, have now lodged their own petition. With over half the signatures required, the counter-petition to Home Secretary Theresa May begs her to: Stop Piers Morgan From Being Deported Back To The UK From America... "We got rid of him once and why should we have to suffer again. The Americans wanted him so they should put up with him. We washed our hands of him a long time ago." They do have a point. We hear Belize has a quietly-used compound going cheap?

 

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Wed, 12/26/2012 - 15:36 | 3096833 agent default
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Send him to Gitmo.  That way everyone is happy.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 15:39 | 3096847 mjcOH1
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Can we sell him to Berlusconi as a bunga-party novelty?  

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 15:46 | 3096881 Troll Magnet
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Send that lying goddamn limey to China!  Guns are outlawed there.  Surely he'll love it.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 15:58 | 3096919 The Shootist
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He must be sent to Zimbawe Land to investigate hyperinflation and farm murders with fellow liberal honorary Umass, Amherst scholar Robert Mugabe.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:03 | 3096937 WarriorClass
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Good point:

"Much has been made about the petition campaign to deport Piers Morgan.
As far as I'm concerned, we need to keep him right where he is, reminding American firearm owners with his outrageous disarmament advocacy just exactly why we had a Lexington and Concord in 1775. Piers is the best advertisement for citizen disarmament lobby I can think of -- from our point of view. He's ignorant, stupid, wholly uninformed, rude, and so full of himself that in his recent clash with Larry Pratt I actually thought he might explode. He can't fail to alarm and outrage American firearm owners every time he opens his mouth. Thus, Piers is the best friend we've got in the national media, producing among traditional Americans a universal loathing and solidarity. We may disagree on finer points of liberty, but we all agree that Piers is a disgusting shill for American collectivist tyranny. He's too useful an idiot to send back to England."

by Mike Vanderboegh

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:33 | 3097053 ShrNfr
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It's always amazing that the average person knows that Paul Reveire ran around yelling "The British Are Coming", but few know what they were coming for.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:48 | 3097104 Colonel
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+1 LOL. They weren't coming for the Big Gulps.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:54 | 3097136 Pinto Currency
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Uh Piers, you've got a problem.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 17:04 | 3097158 Looney
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Morgan can be dropped off in Mexico. If he makes the same trip as many Latinos take to get into the US, I’d let him cunt my loan… errr… I mean “cut my lawn”.  ;-)

Looney

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 17:22 | 3097225 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Piers has been advised to take a long walk off his short self.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 19:14 | 3097610 akak
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Dammit, you beat me to it!

 

PS: What the Hell kind of dweeb is named "Piers" in the first place?  Just another one of those wonderful macho British names like Archibald, Reginald, Mortimer, Oliver or Dwight?

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 19:26 | 3097635 bigerny
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Just put yourself in his place.The country you're attacking kicks you out,and your own country doesn't want you back.

Poor Piers.No love.
Don't you feel sad.?

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 19:32 | 3097652 The Alarmist
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I believe the sign at the entrance saying something to the effect of, "Give us your tired, your poor, your wretched refuse ..." is an unlawful placard that needs to be taken down once and for all.  Ask 99 out of 100 Americans if they want Piers Morgan, and the 1 or so who might actually know who you are talking about will say, "Absolutely frickin not!"

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 22:42 | 3098010 GetZeeGold
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We have to accept the winner of the British Twit Olympics.....it's tradition really.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRBkgshj8Cw

 

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 00:25 | 3100876 MeelionDollerBogus
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Pardon me, yon piker, did I not see Piers do precisely what got the last bloke in at 4th place?

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 19:28 | 3097636 bigerny
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Just shoot yourself,Please.

Thu, 12/27/2012 - 00:51 | 3098196 akak
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At least, in the USA, I still retain that option.

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 00:04 | 3100820 MeelionDollerBogus
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oh, you forgot Percival.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:51 | 3097121 mjcOH1
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The Ed Sullivan show?

A sweet gig on CNN peddling collectivist propaganda?

This month's EBT bill for the Obama-voters in Detroit?

Firearms otherwise intended for the crown that somehow ended up in private hands?

Enquiring minds want to know.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:53 | 3097129 Pinto Currency
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z

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 17:54 | 3097341 dwdollar
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You mean they weren't coming for our tea and playing cards? That's what the academics teach students today.

Thu, 12/27/2012 - 01:01 | 3098207 Jreb
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I had to log in just to give this an up arrow. Good post.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 15:53 | 3096906 azzhatter
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Piers might be a little light in the loafers for Berlusconi's taste

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:15 | 3096988 Rogue Trooper
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Azz it takes a lot for these guys to you know, get aroused, they like something new.  I would throw in an 'Elmo' outfit for Piers and he could be a real hit...This has got EXPORT written all over it.  Think of all those EURO's commin' back to the USofA.

RECOVERY... Forward Bitchez!

Just sayin'

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 18:23 | 3097388 mjcOH1
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" it takes a lot for these guys to you know, get aroused, they like something new.  I would throw in an 'Elmo' outfit for Piers and he could be a real hit."

Maybe just paint him blue and call it good?

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 18:00 | 3097384 El Oregonian
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We are talking about "Pus" Morgan, right?

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 23:36 | 3098099 deeznutz
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Come on, whoever down-arrowed the above can suck it!

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 15:46 | 3096870 TruthInSunshine
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Piers Morgan should be dumped into Boston Harbor, where he'll quickly succumb to the frigid water, e. coli & be run over repeatedly by yachts piloted by the likes of The Hon. Jon S. Corzine whilst piloting his 287' beauty, Pimp Hand Libertad.

It will be like another Boston Tea Party, only a lot more Kardashian-esque/Snookie/Empty Calories.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:01 | 3096932 Spitzer
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I like him. Hes a shockjock and evidenly hes good at it. he even said that he loves the Orilly Fator. its all in good fun, chill TF out ppl

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:07 | 3096956 TruthInSunshine
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Whether by "serious" main stream media lofty standards (/s) or shock jock standards, the douchebag sucks hard.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:09 | 3096963 The Shootist
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I'm sorry Spitzer, but he's just a socialist media stalwart. Americans are getting fed up with the bullshit on CNN, MSNBC, ABC, and that home shopping network news channel with Nancy Grace.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:11 | 3096969 Freddie
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You are a moron like the real Spitzer.  TV and Hollywood support disarming you and making you an even bigger serf.  Keep watching their s8it moron.  And ALL TV is crap.   P*ss off Client #9.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/spitzer-linked-hooker-probe

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:37 | 3097006 TruthInSunshine
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There are reasons to dislike Spitzer, but as a libertarian, I'm not going to throw rocks at glass "houses of ill repute" (I'm speaking of brothels, not real criminal enterprises such as too-big-to-fail-KronyKomradeKapitalists-that-love-taxpayer-love).

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:54 | 3097140 Freddie
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Yo.  The only one i felt sorry for in that case was the girl.  She was dumped on by the newspapers.  Spitzer was using campaign/govt money.  He was a cheap sh*t, cheated on his stupid wife who stayed with him and was holier than though in attacking selective companies and looking the other way at hedge funds ripping people off.  He is also close friends with Cramer who was front running his book when he had his hedge fund.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 17:24 | 3097235 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Thou. Just sayin'.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:35 | 3097060 ShrNfr
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Well, we know for sure that Kerry's yaght won't run him down. Can't bring that into MA and all you know. He would have to pay his "fair share" of the taxes.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 18:11 | 3097424 knukles
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You mean Ms. Heinz would have to pay his fair share of his taxes for him.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 15:45 | 3096872 vmromk
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FUCK PIERS MORGAN and of even more importance, FUCK THAT BROKE SHIT HOLE GREAT BRITAIN.

I guess it is called "GREAT" because the debt is beyond believable.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 15:46 | 3096879 jmcadg
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We taught you well ;)

Thu, 12/27/2012 - 06:14 | 3098396 carbon
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Time Warner Inc. CNN freak show is doing well

NYSE: TWX - 27 Dec 4:10am ET 47.48+0.03‎

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:06 | 3096945 Dingleberry
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Hey Brits,

When we start sending you fucked up bitchez then you can send them back to us......until then, his ass belongs to YOU.

 

Or else we are sending you Linsay Lohan, the cast of Jersey Shore and all the fucking Kardashians....

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 17:20 | 3097216 mjcOH1
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Let's not be hasty.   A couple of rolls of saran wrap, some crisco,  and a bucket of rice could provide hours of willing entertainment there when the shit hits the fan.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 18:13 | 3097431 knukles
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I'm with you.

Just think of the fun appearing outside LL's next rehab on her release with a 1.75 of Smirnoff... that alone'd get her wetter than a 9 year old discovering sex.

What an evening.

And she'd be incapable of remembering anything, no Roofies needed.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 19:39 | 3097669 Rogue Trooper
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I'll buy that for a dollar.....

This is REAL quality!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVcKsNNSQ40

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 23:45 | 3098109 WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
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Knuckles, you're killing me. LOL!

Thu, 12/27/2012 - 04:30 | 3098330 zhandax
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When we start sending you fucked up bitchez then you can send them back to us

Let's not be so generous.  Technically Carney is Canadian, but our squid sent him to BOE.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 23:05 | 3098054 koncaswatch
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Dingleberry: look out; they'll send Madona back

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:09 | 3096964 Rogue Trooper
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Agreed, no trial necessary and all that messy Habeas Corpus Stuff.  Plus it can be 'forever'. 

He mentioned Australia the other day and many other Countries that would love to have him.  That's way too close to my home we do not want him either.

This farce just gets better......

 

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 20:42 | 3097788 Slightly Insane
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doesn't Chrysler, Ford, or GM need a barely used "crash dummy"? 

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 15:36 | 3096834 Flakmeister
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Sell him to the lowest bidder...

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 15:40 | 3096848 Stoploss
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My, how quickly we go from 'bad ass" to "no ass" LOLOL!!!

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 15:38 | 3096836 francis_sawyer
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Send him to Gilligan's Island...

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 17:26 | 3097241 CrockettAlmanac.com
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No phones, no lights, no firearms...

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 17:45 | 3097332 francis_sawyer
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...not a single luxury [except for Ginger & Mary Ann ~ which he wouldn't be interested in anyway]...

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 20:44 | 3097792 Slightly Insane
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no crapper, no toilet paper, a shitload of parasites and mosquitoes .... sorta sounds like Detroit in the summer.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 15:37 | 3096837 jmcadg
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Yes we hate him over here, the smarmy fuck.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 15:59 | 3096869 Ignatius
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I believe it's the Brits who came up with the term "wanker"... good show, old boy.

And if I'm not mistaken it was a young American sailor, whose name is now lost in history, who came up with "wank-o-rama".

Piers Morgan is a 'wanker' in the MSM 'wank-o-rama'....

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:35 | 3097061 spentCartridge
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... good show, old bean.

 

Fixed :)

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 20:15 | 3097747 Stuck on Zero
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The Brits aren't finished yet.  This just out:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4581871.stm

A&E doctors are calling for a ban on long pointed kitchen knives to reduce deaths from stabbing.

A team from West Middlesex University Hospital said violent crime is on the increase - and kitchen knives are used in as many as half of all stabbings.

They argued many assaults are committed impulsively, prompted by alcohol and drugs, and a kitchen knife often makes an all too available weapon.

The research is published in the British Medical Journal.

The researchers said there was no reason for long pointed knives to be publicly available at all.

They consulted 10 top chefs from around the UK, and found such knives have little practical value in the kitchen.

None of the chefs felt such knives were essential, since the point of a short blade was just as useful when a sharp end was needed.

The researchers said a short pointed knife may cause a substantial superficial wound if used in an assault - but is unlikely to penetrate to inner organs.

 

In contrast, a pointed long blade pierces the body like "cutting into a ripe melon".

The use of knives is particularly worrying amongst adolescents, say the researchers, reporting that 24% of 16-year-olds have been shown to carry weapons, primarily knives.

The study found links between easy access to domestic knives and violent assault are long established.

French laws in the 17th century decreed that the tips of table and street knives be ground smooth.

A century later, forks and blunt-ended table knives were introduced in the UK in an effort to reduce injuries during arguments in public eating houses.

The researchers say legislation to ban the sale of long pointed knives would be a key step in the fight against violent crime.

"The Home Office is looking for ways to reduce knife crime.

"We suggest that banning the sale of long pointed knives is a sensible and practical measure that would have this effect."

Government response

Home Office spokesperson said there were already extensive restrictions in place to control the sale and possession of knives.

"The law already prohibits the possession of offensive weapons in a public place, and the possession of knives in public without good reason or lawful authority, with the exception of a folding pocket knife with a blade not exceeding three inches.

"Offensive weapons are defined as any weapon designed or adapted to cause injury, or intended by the person possessing them to do so.

"An individual has to demonstrate that he had good reason to possess a knife, for example for fishing, other sporting purposes or as part of his profession (e.g. a chef) in a public place.

"The manufacture, sale and importation of 17 bladed, pointed and other offensive weapons have been banned, in addition to flick knives and gravity knives."

A spokesperson for the Association of Chief Police Officers said: "ACPO supports any move to reduce the number of knife related incidents, however, it is important to consider the practicalities of enforcing such changes."

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 22:18 | 3097963 TruthInSunshine
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Don't fret. They're only going to restrict sales (and confiscate) evil, assault knives.

The plain ole' serated and fillet knives are safe (for now).

Thu, 12/27/2012 - 00:18 | 3098154 mjcOH1
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There has to be a more practical solution.   Maybe just remove everyone's thumbs at birth.

Thu, 12/27/2012 - 23:57 | 3100730 MeelionDollerBogus
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wow. And now I shall marvel at your forethought on the matter.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 23:05 | 3098053 lincolnsteffens
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GB has twice the rate of violence as a percentage of the population as the US does. Big knives to be regulated soon. Next they will be banning large two pronged roast meat forks. Eventually they will get around to regulating sewing needle length.

 

Thu, 12/27/2012 - 01:07 | 3098211 Jreb
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Don't forget pitch forks, torches and lengths of rope greater than about 8 feet.

Thu, 12/27/2012 - 23:34 | 3100727 MeelionDollerBogus
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What do these fuckin' wankers know? Any bloddy sensible twat knows ye ought to ban focking KITCHENS. No kitchens, no kitchen knives! Bloddy pikers

 

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 18:38 | 3097512 Freddie
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Can we send Madonna back with him?  She can go back with her fake English accent and weird a*s brood of kids, her young latino boyfriends and her STDs.

I bet her Brit ex-hubby (Guy Ritchie) must laugh his arse off everyday for taking that evil bi*ch to the cleaners.  Living with her and sleeping with her (gag) would be worse than the Bataan Death March.

He should get a knighthood or OBE for living with her for as long as he did.  It would be like surviving the Bubonic Plague.

Madonna is another lefty gun grabber who has many armed body guards.

 

 

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 15:39 | 3096844 caimen garou
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put him on a fast boat to china!

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 17:27 | 3097243 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Swift boat?

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 15:39 | 3096845 JustObserving
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But, but, but .. a man with a clipped British accent has to be intelligent.  Can he not be a chauffeur to the Queen or walk her corgis?

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 15:45 | 3096865 mjcOH1
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"Can he not be a chauffeur to the Queen or walk her corgis?"

Is there an order of the Royal Pooper Scooper and General Cock Sucker back east?

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 15:53 | 3096907 Winston Churchill
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Rumor has it thats he not allowed around animals, and small children.

Loves them too much ,cough cough..

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:50 | 3097117 Freddie
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Oh in that case he would fit right in at The BBC.   The leftist BBC is known for employing child molesters and covering up for them as well.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 17:29 | 3097248 CrockettAlmanac.com
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But, but, but .. a man with a clipped British accent has to be intelligent.

 

I always felt that Mr. French was trustworthy and competent. Based entirely on the accent, of course.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 18:42 | 3097526 Freddie
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Madonna has a clipped English accent and STDs.  She is a gun banner as well. F her.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 15:40 | 3096849 Shizzmoney
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Reminds me of this British Arsenal fan who was at my friends' house watching Spurs/Gunner game during a halftime on Fox Soccer Sports Saturday (where Piers is one of the commentators, for being an Arsenal supporter):

Arsenal fan: "Piers is doing color commentary?  That guy is a huge twat!"

Me: "He is......but hey, at least he's (I'm ready to say a supporter of Arsenal):"

Arsenal fan: "Still a huge twat?"

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 15:41 | 3096862 Wakanda
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Split the difference - leave him in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 15:48 | 3096883 Cthonic
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The Azores are too nice for him.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 15:49 | 3096891 mjcOH1
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Strapped to a whale with a depth charge up his ass.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 15:51 | 3096895 jmcadg
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Strapped to a depth charge, with a whale up his arse :)

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:20 | 3097011 A Nanny Moose
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Why would you want to torture/harm a whale in such a manner?

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:38 | 3097079 spentCartridge
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Yeah, the depth charge will do it all of its' own.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:58 | 3097150 mjcOH1
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Some things are best not left to chance.   Fat floats.  

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 18:04 | 3097400 e_goldstein
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not if it is wearing cement shoes.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 18:17 | 3097443 mjcOH1
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I stand humbled by your forethought.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 21:21 | 3097851 jmcadg
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i was thinking of the London Whale ;)

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 17:03 | 3097163 Wakanda
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Sea Shepard would be on it for cruelty to sea life.  I won't mess with Paul Watson.

http://www.seashepherd.org/

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 18:39 | 3097517 Shigure
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Thanks guys, that thread made me laugh so loud, it woke up my daughter and now we are both laughing so much it hurts :)

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 15:51 | 3096894 caimen garou
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I think the sharks would start their own petition

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 18:13 | 3097429 thisandthat
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Antartida - they claimed some part of it by naming it after that old hag, their queen, they're gonna need a governor for the place.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 15:48 | 3096885 dexter_morgan
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Make him forcibly live in central Texas!

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:13 | 3096980 Freddie
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No - West Texas.  A real sh**hole like Odessa.

Folks - if you watch any Tv or any Hollywood s**t then you support it and support these ****ers trying to disarm you.  Wake up.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 18:06 | 3097411 e_goldstein
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I was thinking East Texas. He would end up getting gang raped by inbred swamp folk; but then again he may like that too much.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 18:43 | 3097530 Freddie
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Works for me.  ;-)

Thu, 12/27/2012 - 04:42 | 3098336 merizobeach
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Why bother to try to draw distinctions about places in Texas?  The entire place is one of the shittiest holes on this earth.

Well, maybe I should take it back: I've never been to Kyle Bass' ranch/compound.  With all the guns and toys, there may be some fun to be had there.  Just don't talk to any of the locals but Kyle or you'll learn what an unanesthetized lobotomy feels like.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:22 | 3097019 Rogue Trooper
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Encourage him defend his views in say South Carolina, and meet some of the Gid and Gun Toothless Folk in some bayou and see how things play out...

Bring a Bango Peirs!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tqxzWdKKu8

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:48 | 3097105 EINSILVERGUY
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Oh Hell no

That asshole would feel welcome in Austin. Putting him in Austin would be like putting Corzine in charge of the Treasury

Take him to College Station and tie him to a tree in front of the MSC and make him watch the Aggie Corp ( not to be confused with Corps Man President Dip Shit) walk into Kyle field with the band playing the theme from Patton. That would be too much for that libtard

 

 

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 15:48 | 3096886 escargot
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Oh fuck Piers Morgan.  Seriously.  I'm sure he loves all the attention he's getting, whether it's positive or negative.  We need to stop paying any attention to him at all.  In a perfect world, if someone heard that a CNN host was yapping about the Constitution, everyone would say "what's CNN?"

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:06 | 3096926 mjcOH1
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"Oh fuck Piers Morgan.  Seriously.  I'm sure he loves all the attention he's getting, whether it's positive or negative.  We need to stop paying any attention to him at all.  In a perfect world, if someone heard that a CNN host was yapping about the Constitution, everyone would say "what's CNN?""

 

Once upon a time he could have gotten all of the attention he wanted coated with tar and his ass strapped to a rail.   Feathers for saying 'God save the queen' while bitching about how it was time for the colonies to dispense with the bill or rights.  

Fine idea old chap.   Consider citizenship next time.  Now go the fuck home and earn a living there.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:57 | 3096959 NotApplicable
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I've been trying to figure out just how anyone considers this to be negative towards him in the least bit, as all it is doing is affirming his victim-complex, which further empowers his attention whoring (that's ego-stroking squared, my friends).

It's as if all of a sudden people have forgotten how divide and conquer works by getting caught up in the script.

Are advertisers pulling out of his show quicker than new ones get on his bandwagon? Not that I've seen.

You want smug? Go look at his twitter page, and you'll see nothing but. I just love how he is displaying his picture with the royal couple, the Obummers, even though he's of the supposed watch-dog class.

 

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 17:31 | 3097261 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Who Morgan?

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:30 | 3097045 Rogue Trooper
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Nope, with the Hackgate scandel, when he was Editor of that fine shit-rag tabloid the Mirror, he's not going back to the UK. Unless he is forced too.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/phone-hacking/8635674/Hacking-sca...

 

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:46 | 3097099 spentCartridge
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Which is why we need to lobby our own MPs to enforce the alleged reciprocal agreement regarding the deportation of people accused of perpetrating crimes ~ the Twat West three, Garry Mcinnon et al.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 17:01 | 3097156 Rogue Trooper
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Interesting to see if this plays out.  Clarkson and Keiser would be an absolute hoot:

by hackergate

I've had contact with Max Keiser recently and 'fingers crossed', will be joining him and Jeremy Clarkson on the show about why we think Piers needs to stay put and keep his mucky big feet off our shores.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 15:50 | 3096892 Debeachesand Je...
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Send him over to Fox News,they always say they are "fair and balance".

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:15 | 3096992 Freddie
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Moron.  All TV is a crap and they all support disarming you including Murdoch/Fox.  Ditto Hollywood. Stupid TV/Hollywood support sheep/serfs.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 17:33 | 3097271 CrockettAlmanac.com
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I like to watch The Rifleman of an evening.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 15:52 | 3096899 unwashedmass
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25ooo signatures is all it takes for a white house response? are you shitting me? 

HELLO SILVER INVESTORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELLOO>>>>>>

how about a petition to get the White House to force the CTFC to release the "results" of the four year long investigation into manipulation on the Comex? 

there have to be at least 25K of us who have been screwed over royally...hell, there have to be at least 25K people that Bart Chilton has emailed shuck n' jived on their "progress" over the past four years....

 

come on people.......

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/create

if nothing else, we can try to embarrass these guys once again.....

 

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 15:57 | 3096918 Winston Churchill
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Doesn't guarantee a polite response.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 15:59 | 3096922 unwashedmass
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No, but we could at least try. Love to get Max Keiser to put up the petition.  He's got millions of followers, and ....they couldn't overlook that......

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:02 | 3096934 NotApplicable
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LOL

You might as well shoot yourself now, rather than depend upon that fraud of a human to improve your lot.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:11 | 3096972 mjcOH1
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"Doesn't guarantee a polite response."

 

The response will be in Wookie.    Socialist Wookie.  

Be happy with intelligible, not that you'll get it.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 17:35 | 3097281 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Those statist bastards didn't even give Chewy a medal. Bet he's an anarchist.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:34 | 3097057 fuu
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Has anyone heard anything about the 36 petitions for secession after they hit 25,000 signatures?

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:00 | 3096928 NotApplicable
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I can't imagine 25,000 silver "investors" being dumb enough to sign up for a White House user id.

If I trusted fedgov that much, I wouldn't need silver in the first place.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:14 | 3096986 mjcOH1
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So that wasn't the Coast Guard Small Craft Loss Reporting site?

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 15:55 | 3096913 DC
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Piers who?

 

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:04 | 3096944 HD
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He's on CNN - which used to be a news netowrk...not sure what they are up to these days. 

Only CNBC's ratings are lower - but to be fair, they were never a news network.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:18 | 3097005 mjcOH1
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"Only CNBC's ratings are lower - but to be fair, they were never a news network."

It's been long enough since CNN was a news network that they should get a pass too. 

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 17:36 | 3097294 CrockettAlmanac.com
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He's on CNN - which used to be a news netowrk.

 

Charles Jaco was the CNN reporter famous for covering the 1990 Persian Gulf War.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTWY14eyMFg

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:06 | 3096953 Rustysilver
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I don't have CNN. I would not pay for it. That's why I support cable al a card.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:11 | 3096968 spentCartridge
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LOL

 

2013 is gonna be epic!

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 17:37 | 3097298 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Post-Mayan, bitchez!

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:12 | 3096974 LoneStarHog
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Deport him to Cramerica, which will accept anything.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:15 | 3096987 HD
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...except reality!

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:15 | 3096990 Joe A
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Send him to a gun show or a NRA convention to do a 'reportage'.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:16 | 3096993 loveyajimbo
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Let's all sign a petition that the first one to see him on the street beats the living Christ out of him... I mean a really savage mauling... cheerio, ASSHOLE!!

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:18 | 3097000 JenkinsLane
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He should have been criminally charged for insider dealing with respect to his Viglen share purchase when he was editor of the Mirror newspaper in the UK.

 

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:22 | 3097021 Chaos_Theory
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I dunno...the way things are going (and heading) here, deport me!  To Costa Rica or Chile por favor.  With all my shit, tax free.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:35 | 3097064 walcott
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Put him on an deserted island with no food and give him a musket with one shot in it. 

And do the same with his fat ass butt buddy Michale Moore.

They can shoot each other.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:48 | 3097107 Zap Powerz
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Id like to say some negative things about the douche bag Piers Morgan, but I will refrain.

Instead, I would just like to point out that Mr. Morgan is a by product of his environment and genetics.  Ergo, he was raised by douche bags with douche bag genes.

How do you effectively treat such profound douchebaggery?  I place my faith in good old Mother Nature.  Maybe she wont fix this douche bag, but she will likely fix the next generation of douche bags.

Thu, 12/27/2012 - 00:05 | 3098139 MeelionDollerBogus
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+1 for wishful thinking. Looking around me I can clearly see the multigenerational Fail Parade contradicts your theory. HOWEVER, I wish it anyhow and I happily +1 the comment

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:53 | 3097128 dexter_morgan
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Kinda off topic, but I recall reading on this site about 2 shooters in Sandy Hook, and that the Lanza shooter was the son of LIBORgate witness. Is there any update on that, or was it all false? Haven't heard much more about it.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 17:39 | 3097311 CrockettAlmanac.com
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The original source for this rumor is a video by "Fabian4Liberty" who provides no evidence whatsoever.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gui-VRT_YZo

 

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:55 | 3097143 americanspirit
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Cable and satellite television providers watch their numbers. If you watch CNN ( why?) then just turn off the set every time this guy comes on. It won't take that long to get rid of him. If you don't watch CNN then why is he annoying you? His so-called 'ideas'? Really, there are so many other really annoying people who deserve our full range of hatred.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 16:57 | 3097146 Powder
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Send him to Rwanda so he can campaign against machetes. 

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 20:49 | 3097799 akak
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That's racist!

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 17:30 | 3097256 Bastiat009
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I like the 1st amendment as much as the 2nd amendment. Let him speak and let me keep my properties (including guns).

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 17:38 | 3097301 Peter Pan
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I wonder what would happen if someone started a peition against Bernanke, Jamie Dimon or Lloyd Blankfein?

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 18:24 | 3097469 Cult of Criminality
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Send him to the front lines,pick any war  .He does not have to carry a gun its ok.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 18:35 | 3097504 Upland27
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it would be quite hilarious if some people in 'founding fathers' type garb tarred and feathered this lousy, gun grabbing,lobsterbacked, establishmentarian shill for the state.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 19:04 | 3097583 Wheatman
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Some people love him and some hat him. Here is a support Piers petition http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/oppose-piers-morgan-deportation.html

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 19:07 | 3097593 Wheatman
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Oh and here is another anti_Piers petition: http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/we-don-t-want-him.html

Seems he is in fashion for some reason. But he is certainly no expert on "gun control". Just another opinionated media junkie.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 19:10 | 3097597 daxtonbrown
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This is about te funniest thing I've heard in ages. Maybe Zimbabwe wil want Piers.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 19:13 | 3097606 Downtoolong
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His only out now is to run for Congress.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 19:21 | 3097625 Fozzy Slippers
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This should tell you alot about CNN (Communist News Network) and who runs it.

Fuck you Bolshevik Bastards! Come get some lead.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 20:13 | 3097743 Stuck on Zero
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The Statue of Liberty in New York Harbor says: "Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." 

Gads, who interpreted that to mean: "Give us your hackneyed, far left, self-inflated, pompous asses."

 

 

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 21:03 | 3097796 newengland
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Pimp Morgan is despised in Britain. Why?

As Editor of the Daily Mirror, he was admonished for making profit off insider trading when his finance journos pumped shares; they went to jail; he got a slap on the wrist.

As Editor of the Daily Mirror, he published faked pictures of British troops abusing Iraqis. He was admonished, but the damage was done.

As Editor of the Daily Mirror, his boss, the owner/publisher Robert Maxwell,  stole from the company pension fund, and many pensioners were put into penury because of that. Pimp Morgan got away, again.

Pimp Morgan is the loudest faker in the main scream media; he licks the boots of anyone who will pay him.

The Daily Mirror is the fanzine of the New Labour party - bankster pals and Trilateral Commission well paid muppets: Blair, Brown and Mandelson....'Lord' Mandelson of Everything, bestest pals with Rotchilds.

Thu, 12/27/2012 - 04:24 | 3098331 Weyland_Yutani
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Piers Morgan is just exercising the right of free speech, which is granted in the constitution. Why would people want to deport someone for that? Seems strange to me.

I don't agree with him and I think he was rude in that interview but that doesn't mean he should be deported.

Thu, 12/27/2012 - 12:24 | 3099043 Reptil
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Oh c'mon he's a cunt, a mouthpiece of Murdoch, the personification of everything that's wrong: a bunch of snakes that are very good at ripping people off, and then rationalise it (and not much else since they're void of competence, or imagination).
Case in Point: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IBV6LwXy00

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