This Is What America Really Thinks

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NotApplicable's picture

I like how one of the Barney Frank entries contains no additional words.

In other Friday Humor news, Erin Burnett married a Citi bankster (shocking, I know).

I think I need to buy a gun's picture

I think erin went over to cnn for her lifeboat, she jumped off the titanic just before it hit the iceberg

ihedgemyhedges's picture

So a whore marries another type of whore and this makes the news???????  Wake me up when one of the Kardashian's is confirmed to still be a virgin...................

THX 1178's picture

I wonder what'll happen when this guy loses everything including his job...

knukles's picture

Can't upgrade to a Goldmanite... damaged goods with a Citibanker....

I am Jobe's picture

A good whore none the less. Erin the expensive hooker

SafelyGraze's picture

congratulations erin

and best wishes on future reports about that case-shiller graph

it's just data

NemoDeNovo's picture

Hey Erin open admits she's a shallow materialistic Whore.....


From Men's Health 12.13.2007: Erin Burnett 8 Ways to Impress me....


Besides she is not that Hot IMHO, kinda just average at best

Pure Evil's picture

What do the American people know?

They re-elected the turd for another four years, didn't they?

I wonder what a Google search would be with:


The American people are.......

GetZeeGold's picture



Can't we just pay our taxes and live in peace?


SilverIsKing's picture

The one common denominator is the fact that they are all "idiots."

Oh, didn't need to add the quotes.

monad's picture

What do you know? You think there was an election. Even if you slept through the last decade you must have figured out 2000 and 2004 by now.
google 'post turtle'.

Pure Evil's picture

Sure there was an election, didn't you see all the people lining up to vote for Dear Leader?

Just because they topped off the tank in some voting districts across the Fruited Plain for The Great Darky himself doesn't detract from the fact that lots and lots of idiots stood in line for hours in some states just to vote for Hawaii's Big Kahuna.

Let's just say, the people voted, but the vote counters have spoken.

eatthebanksters's picture

Erin Burnett is butt fucking ugly..who cares who she married...

GetZeeGold's picture




It's his problem now.

disabledvet's picture

If the sex is bad..fer sure homey. I'll be watching her show for clues...

WTFUD's picture

cramer is a 'dwarf'. . . cramer fists timmy G

DavidC's picture

'Me, me, me, me, me...'

Not for me.


Never One Roach's picture

"House prices never drop."



Larry Dallas's picture

She is the worst. With the "irish mouth" and cankles... relatively flat chested. Not good looking. And those makeup artists can make magic. Not with Erin.

Citi guys never get the good ones. This guy will be out of work inside of 24 months. Then will be a contibutor to her BS show.

Oldballplayer's picture

That baby Kardashian is probably still intact. I said probably.

A Nanny Moose's picture

The mere thought of a Kardasian demon spawm, should keep everyone up at night

sessinpo's picture

CNN ratings are horrid as is most leftist propaganda organizations.

A better comparison would be that Erin left the Titanic for the Dona Paz Ferry boat (where over 4000 people died)

AlaricBalth's picture

jon corzine is a crook

lloyd blankfein is a thief

the American people are angry

CompassionateFascist's picture

3/6 = Jews, the other 3 merely owned by same. Sez all. 

Pegasus Muse's picture

RT Capital Account: Lyster interview David Collum, Cornell Professor

You look at all the scandals this year --- HSBC and their money laundering for Drug Cartels, for example --- HSBC is not facilitating organized crime --- it is an Organized Crime family. 

TBTF Gangster Banskters are Organized Crime families and the US Government protects them because the Banksters bought off and now own and control venal politicians and cowardly complicit federal regulators. 

Check discussion @ 20:15  

Lyster (@24.25) asks, “How do you clean up this mess of corrupt banskters purchasing corrupt politicians?”  

Collum:  It is difficult prosecute banksters because it’s hard to get their dirty money out of politics.  He goes on to say, “Edmund Burke predicted in the 18th Century the French Revolution.  No one believed him.” 

Good observation, professor.  The day is coming when politicians and banksters will ‘lose their heads’ for their treachery.   

Fish Gone Bad's picture

Good observation, professor. The day is coming when politicians and banksters will ‘lose their heads’ for their treachery.

That just will NEVER happen.  The banking industry (amongst others) buys their politicians.  The politicians control those who carry guns for a living (the military and police), along with a pretty good operation of in-our-own-border spys and do-gooders.   Bankers and politicians have their "own" army.

Squid Vicious's picture

you mean Erin "Gold Isn't Really Money!" Burnett? hmm, I hope her husband is a little smarter in that area

GetZeeGold's picture



The problem with gold is that it's not backed by anything.

ball-and-chain's picture

A lot of what Americans think actually sounds correct.

Who am I to disagree.


Dr. Sandi's picture

That's the definition of 'truthiness'

Never One Roach's picture

In the long run, a Lamborghini will be cheaper and more fun even after ten years.

mjorden's picture

Oh how I wish we can have the regional responses for this ... 

CPL's picture

Type in Hillary Clinton is

Set "safe surf" to filthy pervert mode.

Obtain results.

For added fun...Google images.

DoChenRollingBearing's picture

Another friend of Obama...



Jon Corzine is a crook

Jon Corzine issues

Jon Corzine is he jewish

Jon Corzine is jewish


CPL's picture

I dunno, rule 34 on Jon Corzine might actual confirm that he is jewish.


Found one, I have some suspicions that it might be schooped though.  He's cut, hung and black. 

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Tsunami Wave's picture

Zerohedge is wrong

Zerohedge is down

Zerohedge is bullshit

Zerohedge is who is Tyler Durden


Zero Hedge is a joke

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Zero Hedge when work is punished


I have no idea who types this in Google

Tsunami Wave's picture

I don't know why I'm being junked.  I'm not making fun of Zero Hedge. This is just the google results for 'Zerohedge' and 'Zero Hedge'.  Looking at the various 'Zero Hedge is wrong again' blog entries (One by Joe Weisenthal) that come up on the search results are hilariously wrong.

buckethead's picture

Joe Weisenthal is Tyler Durden.


Hope this helps.

Clever Name's picture

Because dissent will not be tolerated!

Joe A's picture

Cause Americans appear not to think afterall.