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I like how one of the Barney Frank entries contains no additional words.
In other Friday Humor news, Erin Burnett married a Citi bankster (shocking, I know).
http://www.businessinsider.com/erin-burnett-married-2012-12
I think erin went over to cnn for her lifeboat, she jumped off the titanic just before it hit the iceberg
So a whore marries another type of whore and this makes the news??????? Wake me up when one of the Kardashian's is confirmed to still be a virgin...................
I wonder what'll happen when this guy loses everything including his job...
Can't upgrade to a Goldmanite... damaged goods with a Citibanker....
A good whore none the less. Erin the expensive hooker
congratulations erin
and best wishes on future reports about that case-shiller graph
http://oi47.tinypic.com/2ajui5g.jpg
it's just data
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Hey Erin open admits she's a shallow materialistic Whore.....
From Men's Health 12.13.2007: Erin Burnett 8 Ways to Impress me....
http://www.menshealth.com/best-life/schedule-saving-travel-tips
Besides she is not that Hot IMHO, kinda just average at best
She's no Lauren Lyster.
What do the American people know?
They re-elected the turd for another four years, didn't they?
I wonder what a Google search would be with:
The American people are.......
Angry
See below
Can't we just pay our taxes and live in peace?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2quc-iQ96R0
The one common denominator is the fact that they are all "idiots."
Oh, didn't need to add the quotes.
What do you know? You think there was an election. Even if you slept through the last decade you must have figured out 2000 and 2004 by now.
google 'post turtle'.
Sure there was an election, didn't you see all the people lining up to vote for Dear Leader?
Just because they topped off the tank in some voting districts across the Fruited Plain for The Great Darky himself doesn't detract from the fact that lots and lots of idiots stood in line for hours in some states just to vote for Hawaii's Big Kahuna.
Let's just say, the people voted, but the vote counters have spoken.
Everyone votes for a dictator. - #6
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Connell
...Mexicans :)))
Erin Burnett is butt fucking ugly..who cares who she married...
It's his problem now.
If the sex is bad..fer sure homey. I'll be watching her show for clues...
cramer is a 'dwarf'. . . cramer fists timmy G
'Me, me, me, me, me...'
Not for me.
DavidC
"House prices never drop."
Ouch!
She is the worst. With the "irish mouth" and cankles... relatively flat chested. Not good looking. And those makeup artists can make magic. Not with Erin.
Citi guys never get the good ones. This guy will be out of work inside of 24 months. Then will be a contibutor to her BS show.
That baby Kardashian is probably still intact. I said probably.
The mere thought of a Kardasian demon spawm, should keep everyone up at night
CNN ratings are horrid as is most leftist propaganda organizations.
A better comparison would be that Erin left the Titanic for the Dona Paz Ferry boat (where over 4000 people died)
jon corzine is a crook
lloyd blankfein is a thief
the American people are angry
The fire rises!
3/6 = Jews, the other 3 merely owned by same. Sez all.
RT Capital Account: Lyster interview David Collum, Cornell Professor
You look at all the scandals this year --- HSBC and their money laundering for Drug Cartels, for example --- HSBC is not facilitating organized crime --- it is an Organized Crime family.
TBTF Gangster Banskters are Organized Crime families and the US Government protects them because the Banksters bought off and now own and control venal politicians and cowardly complicit federal regulators.
Check discussion @ 20:15 http://rt.com/programs/capital-account/collum-year-review-mayan/
Lyster (@24.25) asks, “How do you clean up this mess of corrupt banskters purchasing corrupt politicians?”
Collum: It is difficult prosecute banksters because it’s hard to get their dirty money out of politics. He goes on to say, “Edmund Burke predicted in the 18th Century the French Revolution. No one believed him.”
Good observation, professor. The day is coming when politicians and banksters will ‘lose their heads’ for their treachery.
That just will NEVER happen. The banking industry (amongst others) buys their politicians. The politicians control those who carry guns for a living (the military and police), along with a pretty good operation of in-our-own-border spys and do-gooders. Bankers and politicians have their "own" army.
you mean Erin "Gold Isn't Really Money!" Burnett? hmm, I hope her husband is a little smarter in that area
The problem with gold is that it's not backed by anything.
A lot of what Americans think actually sounds correct.
Who am I to disagree.
Peace.
http://www.angrysinner.blogspot.kr/2012/12/yesterday-was-freezing.html
That's the definition of 'truthiness'
In the long run, a Lamborghini will be cheaper and more fun even after ten years.
Oh how I wish we can have the regional responses for this ...
Type in Hillary Clinton is
Set "safe surf" to filthy pervert mode.
Obtain results.
For added fun...Google images.
Another friend of Obama...
Jon Corzine is a crook
Jon Corzine issues
Jon Corzine is he jewish
Jon Corzine is jewish
I dunno, rule 34 on Jon Corzine might actual confirm that he is jewish.
Found one, I have some suspicions that it might be schooped though. He's cut, hung and black.
Tyler Durden is an anagram
Tyler Durden is hobbes
Tyler Durden is
Tyler Durden is real
Tyler Durden is the alter ego
Tyler Durden is jack
Tyler Durden is calvin
Tyler Durden is the narrator
Tyler Durden is god
Tyler Durden is brad pitt
Zerohedge is wrong
Zerohedge is down
Zerohedge is bullshit
Zerohedge is who is Tyler Durden
Zero Hedge is a joke
Zero Hedge israel
Zero Hedge is down
Zero Hedge when work is punished
I have no idea who types this in Google
I don't know why I'm being junked. I'm not making fun of Zero Hedge. This is just the google results for 'Zerohedge' and 'Zero Hedge'. Looking at the various 'Zero Hedge is wrong again' blog entries (One by Joe Weisenthal) that come up on the search results are hilariously wrong.
Then say so..
joe weisenthal is an idiot
Joe Weisenthal is Tyler Durden.
Hope this helps.
Because dissent will not be tolerated!
Cause Americans appear not to think afterall.
I entered "ZeroHedge is" and got:
wrong, down, bullshit, and my favorite "ZeroHedge israel strike".
Don't be upset by the down arrows. As long as you speak the truth, stay the course.
Tyler Durden is multiple personalities, in a good way. I figured that out a long time ago.
One of which likes all caps or YELLING!
Don't force us to breakout the bold font......cause we'll totally do it.
Last time from me.
WE ARE ALL Tyler Durden..
Oh this here ain't Tyler. Tyler been shot. This man here is Kevin. He been resurrected.
Naaah. We're all Jack's sense of impending doom.
The Ben Bernank and Bronco Ho-bama are multiple personalities in a psychopathic way.
I look forward to the day when auto-suggest includes "is under arrest" after a few of those names.
I look forward to the day when auto suggest determines that IS REAL... Actually is known to be IS FAKE...
+1000
This is my favorite comment ever!
I would settle for "is disemboweled."
If all of us started searching for it, I bet that would be enough to push it on to the list...
I look forward to the day when auto-suggest includes "is under arrest"
How about 'devoured by hyenas,' 'chokes on own vomit' or 'hangs self in jail cell.'
Think positive! ;-)
Ben Bernanke is gold money? That's pretty big news. Let's carve him up into easy-to-carry denominations!
Yep, Ben's a gold circle coin, and he can protect your dick from rotting:
http://tinyurl.com/cx2feox
Try "Jamie Dimon is" - second one down "a criminal", third one down "a jerkwad"
"jerkwad"?
How many people Google asking if somebody's a "jerkwad"?
Not as many as those who ask if "the government is run by space lizards" apparently
Holy Fuck! Right there when you type it in.
...deleted...
it isn't? I thought they were all reptiles
Try Eric Holder.
By comparison, Hillary Clinton comes out fairly well. This is fun!
Type in 'Barack Obama is '
lol theyre all joos and joo massa sired joogros of course, who isnt?
Up arrow for the multicultural slur. Creativity trumps all. "joogros"...LOL. But shouldn't it be "joogroes?"
Finally, something that made me laugh. Thanks Tylers..........
a lunatic is in my head
Couldn't resist. :-)
We're all Lunatics now. Happy Friday Bitchez.............
http://www.youtube.com/braindamage
BEHOLD the all knowing google!
Tyler Durden is God
There is no God............Hitchens
There is no Hitchens........God
I pray for Tyler's good health.............
So at this point I guess it's fair to conclude that Americans view their politicians with a great deal of contempt. I can't imagine what they might have done to deserve this.
"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." H. L. Mencken
democracy is an illusion
H. L. Google
Mine says "the worst form of government."
Well, they certainly got around that factoid.
They just put it to the popular vote ;-)
Heyo!
try "the economic future is" then a space
Wow, Google is all-knowing!
Doublet Deleted
For a little pucker factor type in 'The american citizen is '
Wow. We're all pretty well stuffed then.
Countdown Clock Is Quickly Approaching Zero: Reid and McConnell Haven’t Reached An Agreement, Obama Is Demanding 100% His Way, And GOP Going Nuclear… $1 Trillion Obamacare Tax Hike Also Hitting On Jan. 1
http://investmentwatchblog.com/the-rumor-mill-is-cranking-and-countdown-clock-is-quickly-approaching-zero-reid-and-mcconnell-havent-even-reach-an-agreement-obama-is-demanding-100-his-way-and-gop-going-nuclear-1-trillion-ob/
word cloud that shit!
Wheres that smoke coming from? Someone should alert the captain!
We can fix it with an Inverse Tachion Pulse.
This ship is unsinkable. Why would we need to alert anybody?
"She is made of iron, sir. I assure you she can and will sink. The pumps buy you time only, nothing more."
Even the Pope doesn't do all that well.
Now that's a shame.
Christmas !...this is what you humans mull over every damn day...give it up, you're all doomed.
Christmas is...
coming
not your birthday
not christian
creepy
Google UK produced an entertaining suggestion; Obama is a cactus
lol...struggling for direction to go with that...potted plant or blood drawing prick?
Maybe he is killing us like "kaked us?"
Mikel Dukakis?
My mind is too dirty even for you dirty old men (who I adore). So I will say nothing of being screwed or what to kiss. I promise. Really.
I humbly bow ;-)
She called you "old" man. I wouldn't stand for that...
Still tryin to get me into a fight I see...lol.
She was behind me a few years at the same high school...she's technically correct ;-)
I reserve the right to google terms with which I am unfamiliar. :)
Gentlemen, I believe I ultimately fit the bill.
Chia Skull Obama!
What the #$%^?
"barney frank is awesome"???
Who would type that? I don't know what to think.
What the #$%&!!!
Shirley not his boy toys?!?
And stop calling me Shirley! Sorry Barney...
jew came up a lot...just sayin
So, I typed "Barack Obama is" and got "Your New Bicycle." What the %^&*?
#Shwinning!
Welcome to the brave new world of cyber algos. (Where have you been for the past ten years?)
you expected 'your new phone'?
You do realize Google tailors your search results/suggestions to your past viewing history, right? Obviously it is going to present someone like Not Jim Cramer or one of the Tylers with those types of results. Reset your brower and you should get different results.
How do you "Reset your brower"?
Look surprised?
Is that high browed humor?
From me...surprisingly yes!
"Reset your brower"
Are you making fun of AnAnnonymouse?
ROR!!!
Leseting of 'american' brower is just another exercise in 'american' communaughty spirit as the 'american' can kicking eternal nature blobs-up the 'american' monolizing of the speeching means and the 'american' endless consumptionalizationalizing.
knukles, nmewn, MsCreant, mkkby, and akak. Collectively you cracked me up with that stream of consciousness.
Have a good weekend!
Yep.
I can't believe people actually plug into the Matrix and use Google ?
I typed "B" and got 116,947 results for fascist!
That's why "lesbian" pops up so much.
I sign out of Google then use CCleaner almost every hour ... amazing how the ads change after you "clean" your browsing history / cookies.
It also has a "wipe free space" option because when you delete something it is still there - but of course everyone knows that.
What are "ads"? I haven't seen one in years -- firefox, adblock +, noscript.
ghostery + do not track me. I feel sorry for those who spend money on Google to pimp 1st page listing.
Try typing "the American people are" and see what you get.
It's fun!
Angry...sold...slaves...
None of those... nope. So I'm not a citizen after all. I'm crushed.
...rude, weird, [empty space], angry.
Also try Zerohedge is...
Politicians speak w...
ith forked tongue
try 'politicians are good for'
Kinda scrapin' the bottom of the barrel with stuff like this, but I guess it's the ZH equivalent of celeb gossip...
Party pooper ;-)
Barney? Is that you?
Er, sorry. Thought you said 'pooper party'....
Krispy!
Did you check out where I was talking about?
The forthcoming season place? Not sure I found it but I did some searching. So busy stocking and packing...I don't even make ZH much...
Look a couple counties north of you, being selective of course, there is still a lot of places where you will find light government, good water, low taxes and normal Fla cracker people ;-)
Just stay away from Alachua county. As is with most counties where a major university is located...its ate up with "progressives" who think they know best how to run your life...they love to tinker around, break things, then resolve to fix them and break other things in the process of trying to fix what they broke in the first place.
You know the types...lol.
No kiddin, here is the GW Bush is Goog
GW Bush is gay
GW Bush is an idiot
GW Bush is our children learning
GW Bush islam is peace
Google used to have an easter egg, where if you typed 'miserable failure' the first result was 'George W. Bush' (try it).
To this day, I keep typing 'repulsive cunt,' but it never returns 'Hillary Clinton' or 'Diane Feinstein' as a result.
What am I doing wrong?