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Fri, 12/28/2012 - 19:55 | 3103615 NotApplicable
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I like how one of the Barney Frank entries contains no additional words.

In other Friday Humor news, Erin Burnett married a Citi bankster (shocking, I know).

http://www.businessinsider.com/erin-burnett-married-2012-12

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:05 | 3103656 I think I need ...
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I think erin went over to cnn for her lifeboat, she jumped off the titanic just before it hit the iceberg

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:27 | 3103728 ihedgemyhedges
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So a whore marries another type of whore and this makes the news???????  Wake me up when one of the Kardashian's is confirmed to still be a virgin...................

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:32 | 3103738 THX 1178
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I wonder what'll happen when this guy loses everything including his job...

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:35 | 3103746 knukles
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Can't upgrade to a Goldmanite... damaged goods with a Citibanker....

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:54 | 3103787 I am Jobe
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A good whore none the less. Erin the expensive hooker

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 21:01 | 3103806 SafelyGraze
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congratulations erin

and best wishes on future reports about that case-shiller graph

http://oi47.tinypic.com/2ajui5g.jpg

it's just data

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 21:20 | 3103841 flacon
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FREE JON CORZINE!

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 21:27 | 3103851 NemoDeNovo
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Hey Erin open admits she's a shallow materialistic Whore.....

 

From Men's Health 12.13.2007: Erin Burnett 8 Ways to Impress me....

http://www.menshealth.com/best-life/schedule-saving-travel-tips

 

Besides she is not that Hot IMHO, kinda just average at best

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 21:34 | 3103863 e_goldstein
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She's no Lauren Lyster.

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 21:51 | 3103899 Pure Evil
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What do the American people know?

They re-elected the turd for another four years, didn't they?

I wonder what a Google search would be with:

 

The American people are.......

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 21:59 | 3103923 AlaricBalth
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Angry

See below

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 09:34 | 3104421 GetZeeGold
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Can't we just pay our taxes and live in peace?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2quc-iQ96R0

 

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 13:01 | 3104611 SilverIsKing
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The one common denominator is the fact that they are all "idiots."

Oh, didn't need to add the quotes.

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 22:36 | 3103996 monad
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What do you know? You think there was an election. Even if you slept through the last decade you must have figured out 2000 and 2004 by now.
google 'post turtle'.

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 13:38 | 3104689 Pure Evil
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Sure there was an election, didn't you see all the people lining up to vote for Dear Leader?

Just because they topped off the tank in some voting districts across the Fruited Plain for The Great Darky himself doesn't detract from the fact that lots and lots of idiots stood in line for hours in some states just to vote for Hawaii's Big Kahuna.

Let's just say, the people voted, but the vote counters have spoken.

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 17:06 | 3105204 monad
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Everyone votes for a dictator. - #6
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Connell

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 23:07 | 3104062 saturn
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...Mexicans :)))

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 03:20 | 3104271 eatthebanksters
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Erin Burnett is butt fucking ugly..who cares who she married...

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 09:40 | 3104422 GetZeeGold
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It's his problem now.

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 13:49 | 3104711 disabledvet
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If the sex is bad..fer sure homey. I'll be watching her show for clues...

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 00:23 | 3104160 WTFUD
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cramer is a 'dwarf'. . . cramer fists timmy G

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 09:05 | 3104402 DavidC
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'Me, me, me, me, me...'

Not for me.

DavidC

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 23:43 | 3104112 Never One Roach
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"House prices never drop."

 

Ouch!

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 23:47 | 3104124 Larry Dallas
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She is the worst. With the "irish mouth" and cankles... relatively flat chested. Not good looking. And those makeup artists can make magic. Not with Erin.

Citi guys never get the good ones. This guy will be out of work inside of 24 months. Then will be a contibutor to her BS show.

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:54 | 3103791 Oldballplayer
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That baby Kardashian is probably still intact. I said probably.

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 22:23 | 3103975 A Nanny Moose
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The mere thought of a Kardasian demon spawm, should keep everyone up at night

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 05:25 | 3104320 sessinpo
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CNN ratings are horrid as is most leftist propaganda organizations.

A better comparison would be that Erin left the Titanic for the Dona Paz Ferry boat (where over 4000 people died)

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:21 | 3103678 AlaricBalth
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jon corzine is a crook

lloyd blankfein is a thief

the American people are angry

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:26 | 3103724 Dealer
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The fire rises!

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 23:45 | 3104120 CompassionateFascist
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3/6 = Jews, the other 3 merely owned by same. Sez all. 

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 07:40 | 3104360 Pegasus Muse
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RT Capital Account: Lyster interview David Collum, Cornell Professor

You look at all the scandals this year --- HSBC and their money laundering for Drug Cartels, for example --- HSBC is not facilitating organized crime --- it is an Organized Crime family. 

TBTF Gangster Banskters are Organized Crime families and the US Government protects them because the Banksters bought off and now own and control venal politicians and cowardly complicit federal regulators. 

Check discussion @ 20:15  http://rt.com/programs/capital-account/collum-year-review-mayan/  

Lyster (@24.25) asks, “How do you clean up this mess of corrupt banskters purchasing corrupt politicians?”  

Collum:  It is difficult prosecute banksters because it’s hard to get their dirty money out of politics.  He goes on to say, “Edmund Burke predicted in the 18th Century the French Revolution.  No one believed him.” 

Good observation, professor.  The day is coming when politicians and banksters will ‘lose their heads’ for their treachery.   

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 14:56 | 3104855 Fish Gone Bad
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Good observation, professor. The day is coming when politicians and banksters will ‘lose their heads’ for their treachery.

That just will NEVER happen.  The banking industry (amongst others) buys their politicians.  The politicians control those who carry guns for a living (the military and police), along with a pretty good operation of in-our-own-border spys and do-gooders.   Bankers and politicians have their "own" army.

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 21:22 | 3103849 Squid Vicious
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you mean Erin "Gold Isn't Really Money!" Burnett? hmm, I hope her husband is a little smarter in that area

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 09:42 | 3104423 GetZeeGold
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The problem with gold is that it's not backed by anything.

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 23:06 | 3104061 ball-and-chain
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A lot of what Americans think actually sounds correct.

Who am I to disagree.

Peace.

http://www.angrysinner.blogspot.kr/2012/12/yesterday-was-freezing.html

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 00:24 | 3104162 Dr. Sandi
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That's the definition of 'truthiness'

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 23:41 | 3104110 Never One Roach
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In the long run, a Lamborghini will be cheaper and more fun even after ten years.

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 19:56 | 3103618 mjorden
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Oh how I wish we can have the regional responses for this ... 

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 19:56 | 3103620 CPL
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Type in Hillary Clinton is

Set "safe surf" to filthy pervert mode.

Obtain results.

For added fun...Google images.

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:05 | 3103662 DoChenRollingBearing
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Another friend of Obama...

 

 

Jon Corzine is a crook

Jon Corzine issues

Jon Corzine is he jewish

Jon Corzine is jewish

 

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 23:01 | 3104045 CPL
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I dunno, rule 34 on Jon Corzine might actual confirm that he is jewish.

 

Found one, I have some suspicions that it might be schooped though.  He's cut, hung and black. 

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 19:57 | 3103628 Zgangsta
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Tyler Durden is an anagram
Tyler Durden is hobbes
Tyler Durden is
Tyler Durden is real
Tyler Durden is the alter ego
Tyler Durden is jack
Tyler Durden is calvin
Tyler Durden is the narrator
Tyler Durden is god
Tyler Durden is brad pitt

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:05 | 3103661 Tsunami Wave
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Zerohedge is wrong

Zerohedge is down

Zerohedge is bullshit

Zerohedge is who is Tyler Durden

 

Zero Hedge is a joke

Zero Hedge israel

Zero Hedge is down

Zero Hedge when work is punished

 

I have no idea who types this in Google

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:13 | 3103687 Tsunami Wave
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I don't know why I'm being junked.  I'm not making fun of Zero Hedge. This is just the google results for 'Zerohedge' and 'Zero Hedge'.  Looking at the various 'Zero Hedge is wrong again' blog entries (One by Joe Weisenthal) that come up on the search results are hilariously wrong.

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:22 | 3103716 Stoploss
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Then say so..

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:34 | 3103743 AlaricBalth
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joe weisenthal is an idiot

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 21:56 | 3103918 buckethead
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Joe Weisenthal is Tyler Durden.

 

Hope this helps.

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 21:18 | 3103838 Clever Name
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Because dissent will not be tolerated!

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 03:45 | 3104280 Joe A
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Cause Americans appear not to think afterall.

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 03:48 | 3104283 Animal Cracker
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I entered "ZeroHedge is" and got:

wrong, down, bullshit, and my favorite "ZeroHedge israel strike".

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 05:31 | 3104322 sessinpo
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Don't be upset by the down arrows. As long as you speak the truth,  stay the course.

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:09 | 3103670 Michaelwiseguy
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Tyler Durden is multiple personalities, in a good way. I figured that out a long time ago.

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:19 | 3103704 CClarity
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One of which likes all caps or YELLING!

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 10:02 | 3104434 GetZeeGold
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Don't force us to breakout the bold font......cause we'll totally do it.

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:23 | 3103718 Stoploss
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Last time from me.

 

WE ARE ALL Tyler Durden..

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 21:18 | 3103837 Drachma
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Oh this here ain't Tyler. Tyler been shot. This man here is Kevin. He been resurrected.

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 22:22 | 3103971 Room 101
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Naaah.  We're all Jack's sense of impending doom. 

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 21:45 | 3103884 Freddie
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The Ben Bernank and Bronco Ho-bama are multiple personalities in a psychopathic way.

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 19:57 | 3103629 NoDebt
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I look forward to the day when auto-suggest includes "is under arrest" after a few of those names.

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:21 | 3103715 francis_sawyer
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I look forward to the day when auto suggest determines that IS REAL... Actually is known to be IS FAKE...

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 04:50 | 3104306 rambo1028
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+1000

This is my favorite comment ever!

I would settle for "is disemboweled."

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 09:18 | 3104409 Zgangsta
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If all of us started searching for it, I bet that would be enough to push it on to the list...

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 13:05 | 3104623 machineh
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I look forward to the day when auto-suggest includes "is under arrest"

How about 'devoured by hyenas,' 'chokes on own vomit' or 'hangs self in jail cell.'

Think positive! ;-)

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 19:57 | 3103630 Tim Knight from...
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Ben Bernanke is gold money? That's pretty big news. Let's carve him up into easy-to-carry denominations!

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 13:10 | 3104635 machineh
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Yep, Ben's a gold circle coin, and he can protect your dick from rotting:

http://tinyurl.com/cx2feox

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 19:59 | 3103633 Shigure
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Try "Jamie Dimon is" - second one down "a criminal", third one down "a jerkwad"

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:29 | 3103732 knukles
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"jerkwad"?

How many people Google asking if somebody's a "jerkwad"?

 

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:45 | 3103767 Shigure
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Not as many as those who ask if "the government is run by space lizards" apparently

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:56 | 3103795 Yes_Questions
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Holy Fuck! Right there when you type it in.

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 22:03 | 3103928 buckethead
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...deleted...

 

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 01:45 | 3104227 DaveyJones
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it isn't? I thought they were all reptiles 

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 19:59 | 3103637 Tenshin Headache
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Try Eric Holder.

By comparison, Hillary Clinton comes out fairly well. This is fun!

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 04:49 | 3104305 OldPhart
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Type in 'Barack Obama is '

 

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:01 | 3103644 trichotil
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lol theyre all joos and joo massa sired joogros of course, who isnt?

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 00:05 | 3104144 suteibu
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Up arrow for the multicultural slur.  Creativity trumps all.  "joogros"...LOL.  But shouldn't it be "joogroes?"

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:00 | 3103648 A Lunatic
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Finally, something that made me laugh. Thanks Tylers..........

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:42 | 3103761 AlaricBalth
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a lunatic is in my head
Couldn't resist. :-)

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:49 | 3103776 A Lunatic
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We're all Lunatics now. Happy Friday Bitchez.............

 

http://www.youtube.com/braindamage

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 22:39 | 3104007 The Gooch
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BEHOLD the all knowing google!


Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:01 | 3103649 SolidSnake961
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Tyler Durden is God

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 21:11 | 3103824 fiatmasochist
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There is no God............Hitchens

There is no Hitchens........God

I pray for Tyler's good health.............

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:02 | 3103653 Tenshin Headache
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So at this point I guess it's fair to conclude that Americans view their politicians with a great deal of contempt. I can't imagine what they might have done to deserve this.

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:09 | 3103679 nmewn
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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." H. L. Mencken

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:48 | 3103773 AlaricBalth
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democracy is an illusion
H. L. Google

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:56 | 3103796 MsCreant
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Mine says "the worst form of government."

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 21:10 | 3103819 nmewn
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Well, they certainly got around that factoid.

They just put it to the popular vote ;-)

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 21:20 | 3103844 Clever Name
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Heyo!

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 01:48 | 3104228 DaveyJones
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try "the economic future is" then a space

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 04:53 | 3104307 OldPhart
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Wow, Google is all-knowing!

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 04:53 | 3104308 OldPhart
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Doublet Deleted

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 04:55 | 3104309 OldPhart
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For a little pucker factor type in 'The american citizen is '

 

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 05:07 | 3104315 Kiwi Pete
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Wow. We're all pretty well stuffed then.

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 23:00 | 3103654 tooriskytoinvest
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Countdown Clock Is Quickly Approaching Zero: Reid and McConnell Haven’t Reached An Agreement, Obama Is Demanding 100% His Way, And GOP Going Nuclear… $1 Trillion Obamacare Tax Hike Also Hitting On Jan. 1

http://investmentwatchblog.com/the-rumor-mill-is-cranking-and-countdown-clock-is-quickly-approaching-zero-reid-and-mcconnell-havent-even-reach-an-agreement-obama-is-demanding-100-his-way-and-gop-going-nuclear-1-trillion-ob/

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:03 | 3103657 The Gooch
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word cloud that shit!

 

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:04 | 3103660 nmewn
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Wheres that smoke coming from? Someone should alert the captain!

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 22:24 | 3103976 ZeroAvatar
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We can fix it with an Inverse Tachion Pulse.

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 22:29 | 3103985 A Nanny Moose
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This ship is unsinkable. Why would we need to alert anybody?

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 10:02 | 3104435 NoDebt
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"She is made of iron, sir. I assure you she can and will sink. The pumps buy you time only, nothing more."

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:07 | 3103669 Tenshin Headache
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Even the Pope doesn't do all that well.

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:37 | 3103751 knukles
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Now that's a shame.

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:10 | 3103672 Rainman
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Christmas !...this is what you humans mull over every damn day...give it up, you're all doomed.

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:55 | 3103790 MsCreant
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Christmas is...

coming

not your birthday

not christian

creepy

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:08 | 3103676 Frastric
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Google UK produced an entertaining suggestion; Obama is a cactus

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:20 | 3103709 nmewn
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lol...struggling for direction to go with that...potted plant or blood drawing prick?

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:46 | 3103769 MsCreant
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Maybe he is killing us like "kaked us?"

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 21:07 | 3103814 nmewn
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Mikel Dukakis?

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 21:11 | 3103825 MsCreant
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My mind is too dirty even for you dirty old men (who I adore). So I will say nothing of being screwed or what to kiss. I promise. Really. 

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 22:25 | 3103871 nmewn
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I humbly bow ;-)

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 13:02 | 3104616 Hulk
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She called you "old" man. I wouldn't stand for that...

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 13:30 | 3104672 nmewn
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Still tryin to get me into a fight I see...lol.

She was behind me a few years at the same high school...she's technically correct ;-)

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 22:31 | 3103991 A Nanny Moose
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I reserve the right to google terms with which I am unfamiliar. :)

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 04:57 | 3104311 OldPhart
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Gentlemen, I believe I ultimately fit the bill.

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 21:56 | 3103917 Intoxicologist
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Chia Skull Obama!

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:14 | 3103690 Mine Is Bigger
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What the #$%^?  

"barney frank is awesome"???  

Who would type that?  I don't know what to think.  

What the #$%&!!!

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 23:13 | 3104070 krispkritter
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Shirley not his boy toys?!? 

And stop calling me Shirley! Sorry Barney...

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:17 | 3103697 PUD
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jew came up a lot...just sayin

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:17 | 3103698 Mine Is Bigger
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So, I typed "Barack Obama is"  and got "Your New Bicycle."  What the %^&*?

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:27 | 3103727 The Gooch
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#Shwinning!

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:29 | 3103730 pauhana
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Welcome to the brave new world of cyber algos.  (Where have you been for the past ten years?)

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 21:35 | 3103867 fiatmasochist
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you expected 'your new phone'?

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:26 | 3103726 Foo Bar Baz
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You do realize Google tailors your search results/suggestions to your past viewing history, right? Obviously it is going to present someone like Not Jim Cramer or one of the Tylers with those types of results. Reset your brower and you should get different results.

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:32 | 3103739 knukles
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How do you "Reset your brower"?

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:48 | 3103775 nmewn
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Look surprised?

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 21:13 | 3103826 MsCreant
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Is that high browed humor?

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 21:29 | 3103853 nmewn
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From me...surprisingly yes!

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 23:48 | 3104127 mkkby
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"Reset your brower"

Are you making fun of AnAnnonymouse?

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 00:10 | 3104148 nmewn
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ROR!!!

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 01:17 | 3104207 akak
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Leseting of 'american' brower is just another exercise in 'american' communaughty spirit as the 'american' can kicking eternal nature blobs-up the 'american' monolizing of the speeching means and the 'american' endless consumptionalizationalizing.

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 02:28 | 3104245 AlaricBalth
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knukles, nmewn, MsCreant, mkkby, and akak. Collectively you cracked me up with that stream of consciousness.
Have a good weekend!

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:35 | 3103747 HardAssets
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Yep.

I can't believe people actually plug into the Matrix and use Google ?

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 22:33 | 3103993 The Gooch
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I typed "B" and got 116,947 results for fascist!

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 21:17 | 3103836 Yes_Questions
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That's why "lesbian" pops up so much.

 

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 21:39 | 3103878 Taint Boil
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I sign out of Google then use CCleaner almost every hour ... amazing how the ads change after you "clean" your browsing history / cookies.

It also has a "wipe free space" option because when you delete something it is still there - but of course everyone knows that.

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 23:53 | 3104132 mkkby
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What are "ads"?  I haven't seen one in years -- firefox, adblock +, noscript.

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 01:23 | 3104212 Atomizer
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ghostery + do not track me. I feel sorry for those who spend money on Google to pimp 1st page listing.

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:31 | 3103733 Tsar Pointless
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Try typing "the American people are" and see what you get.

It's fun!

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:48 | 3103778 MsCreant
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Angry...sold...slaves...

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 23:15 | 3104073 RockyRacoon
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None of those... nope. So I'm not a citizen after all.  I'm crushed.

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 23:24 | 3104086 LadyEconomist
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...rude, weird, [empty space], angry.

Also try Zerohedge is...

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:31 | 3103734 socalbeach
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Politicians speak w...

ith forked tongue

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 05:00 | 3104312 OldPhart
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try 'politicians are good for'

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:32 | 3103737 blunderdog
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Kinda scrapin' the bottom of the barrel with stuff like this, but I guess it's the ZH equivalent of celeb gossip...

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:49 | 3103780 nmewn
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Party pooper ;-)

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 23:15 | 3104071 krispkritter
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Barney? Is that you?

Er, sorry. Thought you said 'pooper party'....

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 00:12 | 3104152 nmewn
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Krispy!

Did you check out where I was talking about?

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 07:34 | 3104364 krispkritter
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The forthcoming season place? Not sure I found it but I did some searching. So busy stocking and packing...I don't even make ZH much...

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 09:07 | 3104405 nmewn
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Look a couple counties north of you, being selective of course, there is still a lot of places where you will find light government, good water, low taxes and normal Fla cracker people ;-)

Just stay away from Alachua county. As is with most counties where a major university is located...its ate up with "progressives" who think they know best how to run your life...they love to tinker around, break things, then resolve to fix them and break other things in the process of trying to fix what they broke in the first place.

You know the types...lol.

Fri, 12/28/2012 - 20:36 | 3103748 SmittyinLA
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No kiddin, here is the GW Bush is Goog

GW Bush is gay 

GW Bush is an idiot 

GW Bush is our children learning 

GW Bush islam is peace 

Sat, 12/29/2012 - 13:19 | 3104654 machineh
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Google used to have an easter egg, where if you typed 'miserable failure' the first result was 'George W. Bush' (try it).

To this day, I keep typing 'repulsive cunt,' but it never returns 'Hillary Clinton' or 'Diane Feinstein' as a result.

What am I doing wrong?

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