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That wasn't an "easter egg."
It's called "Google bombing." If you create a webpage with a specific piece of text on it, and then you submit it to be spidered by Google, you can search for that string of text and ALWAYS click on the page that you created.
Do it a few million times and Google will begin weighting that webpage higher in the search-results list. It's a simple enough algorithm to manipulate.
This is known as "search engine optimization" when used by businesses to improve the frequency of their Google hits.
I sent my congressman a list of cuts for the "fiscal cliff" on top of the list was the Osprey, Afghanistan and tax deductions for charities that serve illegal aliens.
Maybe it's the pot talking, but this article struck me as very funny. It is very sad and discouraging to know what is going on( in a nut shell it is a takeover by the illuminati). I think this latest and greatest gun grab could be the start of something big and bad, but it is heart warming to see that soo many people know something is not right and are looking for answers.
Hang on Ladies and Gentleman this is going to get nasty. God Bless.
Best reason ever for civil war............just sayin'
i've started to come to the conclusion that if we don't fight back at the stage that the US govt. comes for the guns of its people (very soon, i think), we will never again even be able to pretend that we're free. and you're talking to a typical European "guns kill people" type here, if it weren't for having hung around with a bunch of Americans for years on gold forums, i wouldn't understand you all at all. yet at this stage, i am personally ready to come to the US and help you fight the next revolution, because if we don't defend ourselves soon, all freedom will be extuingished, it looks like to me. someone find me a state where weed was legalised, teach to me shoot a gun and i will be at your backs, my american friends. i am concerned that they will try to do this gun control via the slowly, slowly method too, and that people will gradually give up their guns before having had a chance to realise what's going on, but equally i see the stats on sales out of gun shops.
liberty or death.
Its close to "all of the above."
How does one type the sound made while flubbing the index finger up and down on the lips while making duh/humming sound?
And the Google underwear gomes make money data mining the mindless.
Obama is an idiot
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Profit..
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WTF...
"How does one type the sound made while flubbing the index finger up and down on the lips while making duh/humming sound?"
Maybe...bublabublabublahhh?...its from Biden though, something could have been lost in the translation ;-)
http://translate.google.com/#la/en/biden%20bubla%20bubla%20bubla%20hhh
Ahh austerity scotch..
Cleans the keyboard for less ;-)
lol
Type: Obama voters expect payback Query one month results.
Let’s do a dark pool search.. Hee, hee
http://www.google.com/analytics/
https://adwords.google.com/o/Targeting/Explorer?__c=1000000000&__u=1000000000&ideaRequestType=KEYWORD_IDEAS
Track down advertisement costs, then pinpoint the culprits. Meanwhile…
Obama: Don’t make me look incompetent with a no show, I just gave Joe and my staff a wage increase. Don’t let me be depressed during my empty chair inauguration ceremony. We’ll discuss the fiscal cliff after they make everything official.
What if...they gave an inauguration and nobody showed up?
(except those wantin' more gimme dats!)
Paid SEIU will show up in droves. EBT cards and Obamaphones will light up his inauguration as a cigarette lighter did during a Komrade funded Koncert [The Left Rights - "I'M ON CRACK" Music Video]
After the Canadian truth speech, this one is runner up:
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2012-12-27/farce-complete-case-countrywide...
No crooks to endict as they all left the building before they could be charged.
title of the song: WHERE THE CROOKS ARE, WHERE THE CROOKS ARE"
just follow the bouncing VIP Mortgages.... http://youtu.be/bC_oE8FXFCQ
Corzono and Mozzollo can sing Castrati!!!! on top.
Tim Geithner is...
A sniveling scamster
an idiot
jewish (but he is not!)
a tax evader
And the former head of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York.
Which reminds me...does the Federal Reserve pay income taxes on profit like any other corporation? ;-)
Any central bank surplus (profit) is returned to the US Treasury.
This, however, is difficult to verify without an audit.
Just have to trust them I guess.
Yes, one would suppose with the power of "legal counterfeiting" via a printing press they wouldn't have to worry to much about losses or audits ;-)
Taxes paid to the US Treasury by the FED using money the FED conjured in the first place where that money will then go toward paying interest on the bonds due to the FED, created by the FED, for the US Treasury to use to fund the operations of the US Government?
I used to need hallucinagenics for the visual this conjures.
Precisely, Yes.
Or better said, yes, Yes.
Good comprehension.
Now don't let it drive you crazy.
It takes a certain amount of peyote to follow doesn't it?...lol.
I have always thought of it this way, to simplify it down to my ex-reefer level...I'm paid for my labor with counterfeit script, devised by people who try to make me believe I owe something to society, through the taxation of my labor, by the very ones who devised the fraud in the first place.
My only real objection is, if its such a wonderful scam, why can't they just print everyone else into prosperity (including me) and not tax me at all?
The answer is simple, they want the dues at the club to remain high so I can't afford membership. Otherwise, they'd have to deal with me in a T-shirt, cutoffs and flip flops...and that would never do ;-)
so I can't afford membership
Says it all my friend.
"its such a wonderful scam, why can't they just print everyone else into prosperity (including me) and not tax me at all?"
Methinks that at this point they've printed so many people into poverty that they are printing ever more just to keep the populace entertained with bread and circuses, and not with the idea that their entire sense of cultural identity is based upon lies and deception by the very ones they were raised to belive in.
you all missed a very important part of the equation:
The Fed bank pays a member bank an annual dividend of 6%, based on the amount of shares the member bank owns.
always keep in mind hh's little chart:
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/central-planning-about-cost-jobs-your-favo...
all these shell games within circle jerks within shell games are there to obfuscate the only point that matters:
it's all about the vig.
Vigourish. I keep learning here.
Isn't the Church of Satan exempt?
How come most blacks in public eye marry light skin girls. Obama who is 50% white, marries dark and ugly ?
Seriously - I don't get this "Michelle Obama is ugly" meme. It HAS TO BE due to her skin color. I have no other logical explanation for it. I think she is gorgeous.
You know, I despised GW Bush, but I never said anything derogatory about Laura's looks. I always thought she looked like a Stepford wife, true - but I never said she was ugly or commented negatively on her looks. She is a pretty woman.
If you think Mrs. Obama is ugly, I'd like to see what you think is pretty.
On second thought - no, I take that back. I wouldn't like to see what you think is pretty, because it's likely blonde and has an STD.
there is a contingent of basement dwelling creeps
in any post they will always find some reason why the subject relates to race, religion, the poor, the rothchilds
they provide the cover for the site so that the mainstream will not participate - its like covering yourself in excrement to ward off predetors
its best not to provoke them
I agree Tsar. She does have some hooves on her but sometimes that's OK. Many a ZH member here has done far worse than that on any given night.(not me though of course :-/)
MMMMM,,,, I dunno.....I remember my motto was "No Fat Chicks in '86", but that WAS a WHILE back...............
LOL ZeroAvatar. Well, back in 92... the hair(spray) was still quite high and a male had to actually really chase a female to get home.
Well, lemme set this all straight.
1.) In college, they used to call whatever I brought back home "Knukles' little piggies". If it was female and walked upright, it was party time yo. But then again, even I had some moral boundaries; had to be legal and the girls missing arms or legs, well, even tho I started out with good self interested intentions, I just couldn't manage to bring myself... I mean how in the world does one get into B&D with only a torso?
2.) Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and no, I do not think she's attractive. Looks too Goddamned angry all the time.
I like intelligent, confident women. If they don't have their shit together its a big turn off. If they checklist me against mom's list I'm gone. No I don't want to meet your mother and if you insist I'll tell you you're going to be just like that; you know its true.
So I like nurses best.
You know, Tsar, you may be right. I can't remember because I poked my eyes out the first time I saw her.
I honestly don't know what is more pathetic: Your statement, or my reply.
I have some whiskey to blame for mine. How about you? Ignorance and hatred? Mixed with alcohol?
Dick.
You are all good Tsar. Cheers to the whiskey! Cigars?
Michelle Obama is the only First Lady that I can recall over the decades of my life that has been called "ugly" or in any way belittled because of her personal appearance, i.e. excluding MSM remarks about a First Lady's fashion choices. I don't get it. I think Michelle Obama is a pretty woman, who puts a lot of thought into her appearance. She always looks right for every occasion she appears in a photo. The "ugly" meme isn't just racist, it's wrong, and it's stupid. I'm not saying this because I'm fan of Obama. Absolutely not. I despise him, but he's okay looking, and unlike a lot of people in this country, he takes care of his body.
http://www.lkwdpl.org/wihohio/roos-ele.htm
Michelle's ugliness transcends race, even species...
Obama practices bestiality.
She looks like Willem Defoe in black face.
It doesn't help that she is ugly on the inside as well...
Elinore Rosivelt was the brunt of many jokes about her uniquely ugly voice and ugly image but people generally respected her devotion to the US good. Machel's voice is not as ugly as Elinore Rosivelt. But the European press see Machell as a cure for an overdose of Viagra. Race is irrelevant. A First Lady needs charm, grace, fashion sense, and a overt love of her country. Machell is like Ellie May in the Beverly hillbillies but less cute.
I don't know; because you are drunk and stoned? Seattle, you lost me on this one. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
In their culture, the lighter-skinned blacks look down on the darker-skinned blacks.
Hmm. Except for "the antichrist", pretty much got the same results. So much for the Fliter Bubble.
Nice Post. Happy Holidays.
That post is actually LOL.
blythe masters is {one suggestion and one only} evil
haha
and silver is for secrets
Google "Preppers are" and you get this:
terrorists
crazy
nuts
stupid
insane
paranoid
idiots
wrong
smart
We got a ways to go, folks.
I have seen the end and its the Google Auto Suggest
They could speed this up if they put tits on their home page.
I think you are thinking of www.booble.com ?
Or google with Tourette's syndrome. It could be done.../p>
Good thing we are no longer "preppers" I now dub thee "prepped"...
I saw kennedy center honors show ... any one who can appreciate buddy guy and led zeppelin can't be half bad.
That'd be the cirque to go with the pan.
Move along.
I got
American people are
rude
Weird
Angry
Friendly
In that order
I got
Canadian people are
Nice
Rude
Friendly
Good looking
in that order
I got "israel's bitches," but maybe that's just Harper's staff gaming the search results.
Still a little confusion about America...
america is not the greatest country in the world
america is number one
america is doomed
america is rising
america is a republic
america is not a democracy
america is dead
america is lost
america is in the heart
america is a christian nation
I guess when the confusion is over we either have a new golden age or civil war. Bipolar nation indeed.
Google searches are filtered using information by the person doing the searcher, their search history and what google thinks they want to see. So the results displayed reflect whoever conducted the search. Its called the filter bubble and you can see a TED talk about it: http://www.thefilterbubble.com/ted-talk
Tyler, did you conduct the search?
Type it into google and you will find exact matches to what is above.... before you respond just try it and you will see... I did and got exact matches to Tyler's....
Well, he's definitely a communist. Today, at least. Capitalist, tomorrow. Seriously deluded schizophrenic - every single day, it seems.
He's a ward heeler who hit the jack pot. If you asked him to define capitalist or communist he'd be stuck for an answer.
"Google is to report to the Thought Police for some sensitivity training, repeat, Google is to report to the Thought Police for some sensitivity training. On the double".
Try this with "zerohedge is".. ;-)
I typed in Hillary and Michelle and my screen melted.
Some people are really sensitive to this Google Autosuggest.
http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2012/09/20/bettina_wulff_former_...
And everyone wonders what the real reason for gun control is lol.
Forward, Soviet!
Tools.
America is an extremist right-wing country.
You are correct, it is heading that way.
Obama seeks a Caliphate.
He is an agent of Global change.
Soon, they shall bend plowshares into swords.
Words are empty and deceiving.
As are yours.
Look to the past 4 years to see the future.
Change will come as promised.
Just ask Egypt, Syria, and Libya about the benefits of change.
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What about the boy Kardashian.....virginitis ??
I always thought Burnett was hot. Materialistic bitch witch, yes. But hot! Regardless, whoever she married is fucked (not in the good way) but....mmmmmmmmmmm o well.
vv
Americans simply don't think.
That is the real problem.
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I've been thinking about this problem. Joe sixpack puts in a full workweek (Joe is lucky to have a job) and has familly and other obligations that eat into his free time. Washington is counting on Joe being too busy to put in the time to figure out why things keep getting tougher every year.
Joe is not stupid...he just prefers watching Moonshiners to reading ZH in his limited spare time.
OK, so.... O-Phone is the first gay muslim communist president who is also the antichrist.
Makes sense.
And you say that like it's a bad thing.
Besides, you left out melange and bath salts.
No Obama is a Usurper
is British
is an America killer
is a killer
is a banker whore
is a fag
is not "black"
is a foreigner
??????????????
"I'm Feeling Lucky"? No; no, I'm not.
Americans (and a good portion of the ROTW) are suffering from propaganda induced cognitive dissonance:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_dissonance
I like the one that says that Barney Frank is a banking queen. :)
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, diggin' the banking queen
At the end of the PBS Newshour the other night, he said he's a senator. He's likely going to be picked by the gov to serve out Kerry's term. You just can't fling these f'n buggers loose!
America, not as dumb as one may think.
LMAO:
zerohedge is
zerohedge is wrong
zerohedge is down
zerohedge is bullshit
Glass houses...mother fuckers.
" GONEF Bernanke is - yessss a GONEF he is ." - it came direct from YODA's mouth.
they each has "an idiot" in common (and it's not me!)
Zerohedge is a fearmonger
You say that like it's a bad thing
When danger looms imminent, it is right to be fearful.
Says more about American Attitudes than anything. Note: The attitude is generally negative