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Obama Speaks Again

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No, it isn't the first time Obama has spoken on the Fiscal Cliff, and more importantly, the debt ceiling, which no matter what happens today appears set to remain unresolved as part of today's 60 day stopgap deal, if indeed one materializes. It won't be the last. There will be, however, much hope, optimism, and scapegoating, as always.

As a reminder, here are the rules of the drinking game - every time someone, in this case Obama, says:

  • "optimistic", do 1 shot;
  • "not optimistic" - 2 shots;
  • "cautiously optimistic" - 3 shots;
  • "guardedly optimistic" - 4 shots;
  • "encouraged" - 5 shots
  • "hopeful" - 10 shots
  • "fair" - 15 shots
  • And, naturally, "Bush's fault" - chug

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Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:31 | Link to Comment Boilermaker
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Champagne tonight, BITCHEZ!!!!

I only make $399,999 per year! 

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:34 | Link to Comment knukles
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Yeah...

And Mr.Smith and Mrs Smith both make $399,999.99 and file separately, Bitchez

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:35 | Link to Comment CrockettAlmanac.com
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Can we hear Garbo talk instead?

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:46 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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Let the Reindeer Games commence!

Hark, the gilded bullshit flies, fa la la la la, la la la la!

Kabuki Theater of The Worst Kind, Bitchez Tue, 12/11/2012 - 12:40 | 

 

"Let me state this clearly, yet again, as many here and elsewhere have as well:  This is all theater. The fiscal cliff is a non-issue. Both "different" parties will agree on something, if they haven't done so already, that manages to screw over the largest % of actually productive businesses and people in the U.S., soon.

 

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:53 | Link to Comment AlaricBalth
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"We are going to solve this problem in steps. "

Translation: We haven't done our job (even though I just gave everyone raises) so we are going kick the can down the road again. Only seeing as we have pretty much run out of road, each time we kick the can, it will not go quite as far. "

What a joke.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:58 | Link to Comment pupton
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Each time they kick the can its weight doubles, while the boot gets smaller.  One day that can is going to be the one doing the kicking.  That's why we "prep" with guns, grub and gold (silver).

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 15:12 | Link to Comment XitSam
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Who knew that Zeno would still be relevant in today's economics?

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 15:02 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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Translation:

 

"We are going to ensure that more blood is extracted from the masses, and implement something to save the Banking/WallStreet/Defense/BigPharma&HealthCare complex from any cuts (let alone not see their taxpayer provided trillions in subsidies increased dramatically), because Deep Capture is here to stay, and that's how Deep Capture rolls bitchez. Happy New Year!"

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 15:08 | Link to Comment AlaricBalth
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+1
Like yours better! Just fired my political translator.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 15:10 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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In KronyKomradeKapitalism, Fiscal Cliff Tosses You Off Ledge!

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:57 | Link to Comment Michaelwiseguy
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I'm literally board out of my skull with the repetitive talking points. I can see his lips moving but I know nothing new under the Sun is coming out of his mouth. That's why I have the TV on mute and am listening to Alex Jones internet radio during BO's speech. Only 10 hours till hopelessness, can't come soon enough.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 15:01 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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TruthInSunshine said:

This is all theater.

Indeed it is. It leads me to wonder what this lavish production of The Cankicker Suite is supposed to divert our attention away from.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:54 | Link to Comment stocktivity
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I can't believe the market is holding gains listening to this bullshit!

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:38 | Link to Comment Boilermaker
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I'm not joke that's the HARD SCRABBLE LIFE!!!

You can only bathe in Cristal like...twice a week!  The fucking HORROR!!!

How am I going to get by???

Let's see...what's the average salary on Wall Street / Manhattan / DC lobbyist....OH MY.  That's coincidental.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:42 | Link to Comment fonzannoon
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no shots for "framework"? really?

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:40 | Link to Comment Pool Shark
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Yeah...

And Mr. and Mrs. Shark lost all their income in a tragic boating accident.

 

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:56 | Link to Comment DoChenRollingBearing
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I am very sorry to hear that you and yours suffered something similar to what has happened to Mr. & Mrs. Bearing.  Well, so it goes, such is life.

Oh, you wrote INCOME!  Well, that too...  Very sorry, Messrs. at .gov.  I mean that sincerely.

Phew!  Obama JUST finished.  I am starting to feel better already!

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:58 | Link to Comment 1100-TACTICAL-12
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I have noticed the people who buy into this bullshit, have a different/weird look about them hard to explain. Might be a gene pool thing.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 15:03 | Link to Comment knukles
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Fuck no, mind control.
Monarch mind control, excess experimental pharmaceuticals of highly neurotoxic nature, RFID implants in cerebral cortex, HAARP waves and Chemtrails.

They're convinced he's not really the Anti-Christ.

And believe me, I know about this stuff.....

(drooling, sliding onto floor in puddle)

There is something the fuck wrong here....

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:51 | Link to Comment Stoploss
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Those stupid fucking idiots behind him dont have a fucking clue they are so so retarded.

 

That's Amerikka Folks, better get used to it.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 15:04 | Link to Comment knukles
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Being used and liking it.

Probably all got a new phone for agreeing to a few minutes for special augumented wh tour...

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:33 | Link to Comment stocktivity
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They're just going to kick the can further down the road ....It's all Bullshit!!!!

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 15:03 | Link to Comment pupton
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Each kick takes more effort than the last, and doesn't go as far as the last, requiring another kick sooner than expected.  This will cycle down until there is no energy left to kick the can.  That process is accellerating.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 15:20 | Link to Comment FreedomGuy
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Congress is not structured to make hard decisions. They do the easy decisions like national eyeball cancer awareness day and saying yes to all spending. Without any Constitutuoonal limits on power and spending and taxing they will continue on this path.

So, fire, smoke, heat, bluster, hand wringing, tense sound bites, etc.; it is all cheap theater and means nothing. The curves will go exponential and we will collapse as the political class dithers.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:46 | Link to Comment Snakeeyes
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Nothing will be solved as the US slides down to the steaming cesspool in the valley.

http://confoundedinterest.wordpress.com/2012/12/31/lets-make-a-deal-rais...

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:55 | Link to Comment zerozulu
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Kick the can. bitches.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:56 | Link to Comment Zap Powerz
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I wish one of those reporters had the balls to ask this douche bag "who is making all the money off the US debt?" and a follow up question: "Why should a private bank make billions of dollars a year from US debt?" and then a final question: "Do taxpayers even know that a huge portion of their taxes go to a private bank to pay the interest on the debt?" 

No Fed, no debt.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 18:04 | Link to Comment ball-and-chain
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I don't feel bad for the rich.

I'm into class warfare.

They ought to pay more.

http://www.angrysinner.blogspot.kr/2012/12/yesterday-i-hiked-ten-miles.html

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:32 | Link to Comment in-Credible Banker
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I am going to shoot beer for this one.  I gotta go to a party later on after all!!

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:43 | Link to Comment Iriestx
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Go Bills!

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:50 | Link to Comment in-Credible Banker
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I hope they are good again within my lifetime.  Today was a first step.

 

:)

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:32 | Link to Comment pods
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Damn, I will have to keep track.  Can't do that many shots at work!

pods

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:35 | Link to Comment Spastica Rex
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One of the lucky ones.

I can't because I can't afford booze.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:32 | Link to Comment YesWeKahn
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don't eat your own tongue.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:32 | Link to Comment knukles
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Hooray!

He speaks.
Marvelous.
I feel better already...

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:59 | Link to Comment DoChenRollingBearing
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He just stopped speaking.

I feel better already!

 

Happy New Years, Bitchez!

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 15:07 | Link to Comment knukles
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Happy New Years, DoChen
May the Joy of the Promises come true anew.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:32 | Link to Comment sbenard
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"Here comes the orator, with his flood of words, and his drop of reason." Benjamin Franklin

It's the Charlatan in Chief. All bow in abeyance!

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:33 | Link to Comment YesWeKahn
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One shot, it's over. manhood has some limit.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:33 | Link to Comment Ralph Spoilsport
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Appropriate music while waiting for Lord Vader, er, Obama....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzWSJG93P8

 

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 15:04 | Link to Comment Panafrican Funk...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kac8rmb8io

This performance seems more indicitive of the situation we find ourselves in today.  

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 15:11 | Link to Comment Ralph Spoilsport
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Yeah that's some real crap in that there video. WTF?

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:34 | Link to Comment lakecity55
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"Obama Speaks Again"

(He reads the stuff they put on his teleprompter again).

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:36 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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Do nothing, tell people you're 'optimistic', and tread water at 10 year ago levels and believe it's 'up'....gee the people are very easy to fool.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:34 | Link to Comment Zer0head
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for some reason i have .gov blocked so I will read the comments and watch mr. market

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:35 | Link to Comment virgilcaine
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VC At the trading station ready to hit sell on all in  4.3.2.1

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:35 | Link to Comment TerminalDebt
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He's late

didn't expect him to be late

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:38 | Link to Comment Taterboy
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The media will say he's fashionably late.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:38 | Link to Comment djsmps
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Puzzling

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:37 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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150, 151...hey whatever it takes.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:36 | Link to Comment km4
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Yes, but... says: December 31, 2012 at 12:42 pm

I think the main point is that it’s no longer a question of who’s doing it to us, why they’re doing it, or what are the means they’re employing to do it. This is all getting to be pretty standard fare now. The main question to be resolved at this point is, is there anything that can be done to stop the further shock-doctrinization of the US and the world absent the “democratic process,” which we now know has been wholly appropriated as well by the new world order.

In one sense, it’s wholly appropriate that the US get served up a full helping of its own just dessert since we were the primary pushers of this whole abomination, but then again, revenge ain’t gonna really help anything and most Americans truly were helpless and ignorant before a monstrous global theft ring that would have just squashed them anyway. And should any of us have to worry about organized crime rings at the highest levels of world power anyway? Check that last question; asked and answered.


Read more at http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2012/12/michael-hudson-americas-deceptive-2012-fiscal-cliff-part-ii-the-financial-war-against-the-economy-at-large.html#OtRRUMRM1FJVWpZ0.99 

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:38 | Link to Comment knukles
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My optimism erodes.
He's late again.

 

(mooch is yelling at him about the empty Count Chocula box he left her with)

 

(and Simon Buggerbutt the English commentator on CNBS is happy talking about gold!?!?!?  WTF?)

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:36 | Link to Comment Salon
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Please kill me now. I cant take anymore.

I said PLEASE! Didnt I?

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:36 | Link to Comment Dr. Venkman
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15 shots for "fair" - 2013, I barely knew thee.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:36 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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Late, again.

More posturing, more b.s., then more b.s. from the "other side" of the aisle.

Wonder if he will be looking more tan from all that golfing in Hawaii over Christmas?

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:40 | Link to Comment valley chick
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always late...has no respect for the people...oh...thats right....the whole bunch in DC could care less.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:36 | Link to Comment Pool Shark
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What's the current over/under on the DJIA closing above 13,000?

 

 

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:39 | Link to Comment Boilermaker
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That's a PSY-OPS level! 

Think about all the chatter at the parties tonight while doing jello shots?!?  Just imagine it!

It's on!!

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:42 | Link to Comment Pool Shark
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NASDAQ 3K?

 

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:37 | Link to Comment Conman
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We are past scapegoating phase, this is the fearmongering stage. To be followed by kick the can stage.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:41 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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No fear...they have plenty of funding for DHS, 30,000 drones, invading Africa next year...all just bullshit 100% they're just working up the plan to shove a pineapple up americans ass.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:37 | Link to Comment infinity8
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Nothing chaps my ass more than the legions that think if they're less than 30 minutes late, then they're on time.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:37 | Link to Comment OldPhart
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Is this asshole on time to any press conference or other manufactured crisis?

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:56 | Link to Comment knukles
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Drama

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:37 | Link to Comment Dollar Bill Hiccup
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This is riveting video. 1:37pm.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:37 | Link to Comment Bam_Man
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"Mommy, please make it stop!!!"

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:38 | Link to Comment Zer0head
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will he be surrounded by regular folk when he speaks?

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:46 | Link to Comment knukles
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Not really...

They'll be a significant collection of his Reptilian Overlord Shape Shifters appearing as Normal Human Beings so as not to scare the peasantry.  There to remind him that the kids and grandma are being held hostage in the kitchen about to be broiled, boiled and baked alive, respectively for the Reptile's Banquet Tonight celebrating the Ascension of the Fool the Peasantry Again Moment, who shall only be released to freedom when he says as told.

Normal?
Mark Zuckerburg's wife and other normal luminaries representing the Pinnacle of the 1% of American Business Elite.  Then again, maybe I'm wrong, they've been temporarily released form Summer Reeducation Camp #7.

 

AAHHHHHHARRRGHHHH

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:38 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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Where is this piece of shit and why is he always so late? 

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:39 | Link to Comment mvsjcl
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Best speech ever!

 

Oh, wait. He hasn't started yet.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:40 | Link to Comment ZFiNX
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9 minutes and no president.

Market implosion imminent.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:40 | Link to Comment Boilermaker
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Finalizing his call options.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:45 | Link to Comment ZFiNX
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The townspeople are good distraction. +3 minutes credit.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:39 | Link to Comment virgilcaine
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Sell when O exits stage left.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:44 | Link to Comment TerminalDebt
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you said exit, you meant enter

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:51 | Link to Comment El Hosel
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Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:40 | Link to Comment jjsilver
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What do you think that gold fringed flag designates. If you people knew what jurisdiction the federal government has tricked you into residing, you would immediately rescind your voter registration because it would not apply to you.

 

The Three United States
http://deoxy.org/lib/3us.htm

“Citizenship for Dummies”
http://www.supremelaw.org/authors/mitchell/citizenship.for.dummies.htm

Two Political Jurisdictions:  "National" government v. "Federal/General" government"
http://www.famguardian.org/Subjects/Taxes/Remedies/USvUSA.htm

http://www.mind-trek.com/practicl/tl16h.htm

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:40 | Link to Comment Threethreethree
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Obama to Podium:

 

This is all someone elses fault. Thanks.

 

He walks away.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:40 | Link to Comment Quinvarius
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Why is this dude always late?  I hate when people are late for important stuff..like their job.  Is it typical or racist for me to point out the obvious here?

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:44 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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Yea I knew 1 guy who's philosophy on promptness for work was 'Hey! I always say you aint late till you dont show up!'

He got fired.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 15:19 | Link to Comment XitSam
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Could it be because he was never in the military?

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:41 | Link to Comment blankfeinsmom
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This is riveting!!

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:42 | Link to Comment Threethreethree
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Obama to podium:

 

I didn't create this.

 

He walks away.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:41 | Link to Comment ZippyBananaPants
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Meeting canceled, blood clot or something like that.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:42 | Link to Comment JSD
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Obama - I'm running for a third term.  Layta.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:42 | Link to Comment Selah
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Did anyone inform this jackass that he was supposed talk at us?

 

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:42 | Link to Comment Atomizer
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And he’s gone.. The Lyin' King

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:42 | Link to Comment djsmps
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Did they just bring out the background singers?

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:47 | Link to Comment Meatballs
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You made me laugh again.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:42 | Link to Comment Global Hunter
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is he reading his script from a beach in Hawaii?

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:42 | Link to Comment ZippyBananaPants
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Lady in blue blouse lives in NY and drank to much soda.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:46 | Link to Comment RSBriggs
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How dare you diss the Surgeon General of the United States like that?   Just because she's a fat slob, doesn't mean she lives in New York.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:48 | Link to Comment ZippyBananaPants
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Oops, I guess I could lose a few pounds too.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:43 | Link to Comment Getting Old Sucks
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Everything is up so I guess they agreed to what Wall Street told them to. 

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:43 | Link to Comment surf0766
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Look self imposed unity

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:44 | Link to Comment Seasmoke
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i see a black, asian, fat chick, mexican and even a white guy !

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:43 | Link to Comment Seasmoke
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who is this motley crew they just dragged in

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:45 | Link to Comment Selah
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Looks like a weightwatchers meeting.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 15:17 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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Cliff bait!

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:42 | Link to Comment island
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A choir!

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:43 | Link to Comment PUD
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WHY ALL THE FAT CHICKS?

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:43 | Link to Comment Zer0head
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walmart

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:43 | Link to Comment El Hosel
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Must be a heavy message.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 15:14 | Link to Comment Yes We Can. But...
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Have you not been to DC lately, my friend?

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:43 | Link to Comment realtick
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What are they, setting up a fucking choir? I am going to be sick.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:43 | Link to Comment Go Tribe
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These must be middle class Americans about to be saved.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:43 | Link to Comment Quinvarius
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Jesus.  Is that a gospel choir he is going to be rapping against?

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:43 | Link to Comment FiatFapper
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What a bunch of fat fucks; amazing how fattening the public teat can be.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:43 | Link to Comment dogfish
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People walking on stage,they all have Obozo phones

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:44 | Link to Comment JSD
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Que 'melting pot' background...

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:44 | Link to Comment MagicHandPuppet
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I wonder why they paraded out 14 of Obama's favorite fart sniffers??

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:44 | Link to Comment Ralph Spoilsport
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Always one guy who has to play pocket pool while he's waiting.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:44 | Link to Comment NoDebt
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Those are "regular middle class Americans" be trotted out for the dog-and-pony show????

There's only like 1 of them that's morbidly obese (the 300 lb. hottie in the blue shirt).

That is NOT the WalMart shoppers I know.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:47 | Link to Comment RSBriggs
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Just FYI - She's the Surgeon General of the United States...

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:44 | Link to Comment DavidC
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For crying out loud, that's nearly 15 minutes late now.

DavidC

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:45 | Link to Comment Zer0head
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so he's on time

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 15:11 | Link to Comment knukles
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New Normal Logic, I guess

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:45 | Link to Comment Haole
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Ugh.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:45 | Link to Comment Cult of Criminality
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Right to work law

 they just fire you for being late.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:45 | Link to Comment bullet
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props in place...

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:44 | Link to Comment Darksky
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Disgusting how they just herded the sheeple out onto the stage. Dumbass props.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:44 | Link to Comment foxmuldar
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I'd like to give Obama a shot up the ass. He's so full of it. I can't take looking at his smirks everytime he opens his lying trap. 

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:45 | Link to Comment Getting Old Sucks
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Aren't we proud? Puking already.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:45 | Link to Comment island
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Presenting....bureaucrats, who Obama just gave raises (along with Congress and all the rest of the underserving government sector).

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:45 | Link to Comment Cult of Criminality
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Morons

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:45 | Link to Comment Osmium
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Who the fck would clap for this guy?

 

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:55 | Link to Comment lakecity55
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It's clapping from the news media.

Khardashians.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:45 | Link to Comment island
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My Hero!   <tongue in cheek>

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:45 | Link to Comment Unstable Condition
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It's pointless to listen to what this douche has to say. You need only watch what he does...

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:46 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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'YAY!! YAY!! WHEEEE!!' '

WOW its a fukin party up there!

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:47 | Link to Comment Darksky
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I gave him 30 seconds. Go Vandy!

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:47 | Link to Comment foxmuldar
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Is that the kitchen staff standing behind him? Or did he just drag these idiots off the street?

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:52 | Link to Comment Go Tribe
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They are teachers on break.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:57 | Link to Comment retiringteach
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easy on teachers!! 44 years in east harlem=earned my riches!

 

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:47 | Link to Comment Pool Shark
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He's giving all the Congress Critters time to call their brokers and go short (with leverage) before he announces the talks have stalled...

NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!... NEXT!

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:47 | Link to Comment Triple A
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he is hopeful!!!! 10 shots, were fucked.

 

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:48 | Link to Comment FiatFapper
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America really is the laughing stock of the World.

They keep spouting bullshit like 'greatest nation on Earth'...REALLY??!!!

  • As someone posted, they stomp around the World with their military might (800 bases in 134 countries)
  • No budget in 3 years
  • Go to war with Libya like a rat up a drainpipe on the mere mention of Gaddafi saying 'he will go door-to-door to purge terrorists, yet they do fuck all about Syria et al
Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:47 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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OH! So 'the deal' is you'll get your taxes raised, unless ANOTHER 'deal' can be made?

FUCK U OBAMAO! And your DHS, 30,000 armed drones, TSA, and all the bullshit you spew! 

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 15:04 | Link to Comment Bastiat
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Don't forget the billion plus rounds of hollow point .40 cal DHS ammo.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:47 | Link to Comment Spastica Rex
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Everybody gets everything they want. It's like a dream come true.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 15:04 | Link to Comment Bastiat
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Pedro: Vote for me and your wildest dreams will come true.

--Napoleon Dynamite.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 15:12 | Link to Comment knukles
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It's not done and I'm here to remind you of that.
I repeat, it's not done.

Shiver in fear, children.

 

It's OK, kids, just hit the alcohol and opiates extra hard tonight, pretend you've reason to celebrate, and don't forget, there are plenty of other taxes coming into effect this year, so we haven't forgotten about you... for you to have the opportunity to pay your fair fucking share, assholes.

 

Blah blah blah blah blah blah

It's gonna be very difficult to have any joy tonight watching Dick Clark's corpse being thrown off the roof of that 5 story building on Times Square

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:47 | Link to Comment surf0766
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More horseshit green energy crap............. When is the downgrade?

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:48 | Link to Comment Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Love FEST !

Algos confused.

I'm confused every time I try to listen to this man.

 

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:49 | Link to Comment foxmuldar
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Tuition tax credits that will never be paid back. More Unemployment for the freeloaders that voted for Obama. Some have received 99 weeks and he wants to extend it another year. WTF. 

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 14:49 | Link to Comment surf0766
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He gonna do more !

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