US To Officially Go Over The Fiscal Cliff

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As we forecast back in November, it is now official that the House will not vote on any deal out of the Senate, assuming there is one, later today, which means America will officially slide off the Fiscal Cliff. And now cue everyone being very hopeful and optimistic a deal will get done momentarily, if not sooner, in 2013. Of course, we all know just how far optimism takes America's dysfunctional Congress. The biggest irony in all of this is that the only winners today were the much hated "1%"-ers, whose taxes may or may not go up, who just got to book major year end profits on this last minute ramp. The remainder of America's population can quietly look forward to 2013 with "hope" and "optimism" that in 2013 Congress will finally stop being dysfunctional. Good luck. Oh, and before we forget, America just breached its debt ceiling: now the pillaging of various government retirement funds begins.

Finally, since the US is now officially over the cliff, does this mean that Ben Bernanke can finally get to work? Recall his words:

"if the economy actually went off the fiscal cliff, our assessment, the CBO’s assessment, outside forecasters, all think that that would have very significant adverse effects on the economy and on the unemployment rate. And so, on the margin, we would try to do what we could. We would perhaps increase a bit."

Is it time to increase QE just "a bit" then?

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Mon, 12/31/2012 - 17:03 | 3110441 ihedgemyhedges
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AWESOME!!!!  BOUT DAMNED TIME SOMEONE STOOD UP IN THAT SORRY ASS TOWN!!!!  I'm breaking out the Schlitz Malt Liquor tonite to celebrate.  Screw the champagne....................

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 17:06 | 3110464 maxmad
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No deal Bitchez!

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 17:07 | 3110467 in4mayshun
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Minutes after the market closed...big surprise there.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 17:08 | 3110477's picture

Cue Chuck Jones.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 17:12 | 3110502 Stackers
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$100,000 per second and counting ...........


do the math, that is not an exaggeration

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 17:19 | 3110544 Manthong
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Well, a lot of people will get to know how Buzz felt..

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 17:22 | 3110561 I think I need ...
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this news is actually not official yet CNBC has NOT announced this!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 17:26 | 3110580 smlbizman
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as soon as they gey done pissing off putin. which is most important...we will get back to the cliff...if it saves 1 child...

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 17:32 | 3110605 flacon
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Motherfuckin' VXX!

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 17:34 | 3110613 Pareto
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+100 :)  cleaning the comp screen of coffee......again.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 18:11 | 3110751 Pladizow
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10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1...Unhappy New Year!

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 18:19 | 3110773 francis_sawyer
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I'm drinking "Andre'"... The BEER of champagnes...

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 18:56 | 3110846 The Gooch
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Cold Duck, bitchez.

Happy Fuckin' New Year!

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 19:15 | 3110915 Texas Ginslinger
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"...The biggest irony in all of this is that the only winners today were the much hated "1%"-ers, whose taxes may or may not go up, who just got to book major year end profits on this last minute ramp..."


Are you saying that only the wealthy are smart enough to make money in an up & down market..??

If the markets are moving and you aren't making money, what are you doing..??


Mon, 12/31/2012 - 21:03 | 3111175 Michaelwiseguy
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Every time I hear Senator Rand Paul I think to myself, Oh my poor dear boy, God Love him, Do you not know what the game plan and end game is?
123112 - Sen. Rand Paul speaks on fiscal cliff negotiations

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 21:12 | 3111195 markmotive
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Nobody cares. Market had the biggest final day rally since 1974.


Mon, 12/31/2012 - 23:18 | 3111431 Michaelwiseguy
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I am hereby re-branding the lexicon terminology "Assault Weapons" to "Defense Rifles" from hear on out.

Please use the correct terminology when referring to Rifles as "Defense Rifles" when addressing the machine in conversation.

Thank You.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 22:46 | 3111373 WTFUD
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Bartering with the corner grocer who demands more of my foodie stampies for the outadate sloppy gmo on offer. inflation nah!

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 23:17 | 3111427 Sparkey
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Losing Money? The Fiscal Cliff hysteria is having a toll on me, I dream, I have been thrown off the Cliff, screaming into the night, I can see the bottom rushing up to meet me, somehow, before I reach the bottom, I awake in a cold sweat, whimpering and calling to Mother and Jesus. This is bad business, please urge someone to do something Before I lose my mind, I can't take the stress much longer, Why can't we have just a little more QE?Just enought to ease the pain, please Mr. B I beg you just a small dose of stimulus to help me sleep!

Tue, 01/01/2013 - 01:00 | 3111574 Roosting Chicken
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That's funny.  I had the same dream, only I was thrown off a boat with my bag o' silver and could see the bottom rushing up toward me.  Somehow, before I met the bottom I realize I can just let go of the silver and float back up again.  But MOTHER JESUS I lost all my silver!  Truth be told, truth be told.

Tue, 01/01/2013 - 00:28 | 3111539 jballz
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If you are trading and you aren't the wealthy, then it is quite obvious what you are doing.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 20:05 | 3111050 DaveyJones
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whenever I drink to congress, I can't help thinking of these wines and this site:

Night Train Express
17.5% alc. by vol.

Don't let the 0.5% less alcohol by volume fool you, the Night Train is all business when it pulls into the station. All aboard to nowhere - woo wooo! The night train runs only one route: sober to stupid with no roundtrip tickets available, and a strong liklihood of a train wreck along the way. This trainyard favorite is vinted and bottled by E&J Gallo Winery, in in Modesto, CA. Don't bother looking on their web page, because they dare not mention it there. As a clever disguise, the label says that it is made by "Night Train Limited." Some suspect that Night Train is really just Thunderbird with some Kool-Aid-like substance added to try to mask the Clorox flavor. Some of our researchers indicated that it gave them a NyQuil-like drowsiness, and perhaps this is why they put "night" in the name.

courtesy of

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 20:16 | 3111086 fxrxexexdxoxmx
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Put em in the freezer. You can drink the alcohol without any of that other stuff.


really works... try it .. NT or BF

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 20:30 | 3111119 ebworthen
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Thanks for that.

I remember Mad Dog 20/20, the DOG, MD!


What's funnier is the suburbanites who buy the box wine or even waste money on cases of the $12 a bottle stuff just so they can get drunk and not look like drunks buying Popov vodka, Scoresby, or Night Train.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 20:40 | 3111140 toady
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Ah, the good old days!

Olde English 800, 5 o'clock vodka, Canadian Mist... along with the ones you mentioned.

I can hardly remember my youth!

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 21:02 | 3111173 Fredo Corleone
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Four Roses...Popov...Haffenreffer...Narragansett...the rotgut of youth indeed. To quote Jerry Lee Lewis --

"What's made Milwaukee famous has made a loser out of me."

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 22:03 | 3111275 optimator
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Rupert Knickerbocker, Piels, Rigne Special, Hamms, any one of which worked perfectly in washing down vodka after tasting it.  Even in my youth I couldn't touch Nastygansett.

Tue, 01/01/2013 - 00:10 | 3111524 FEDbuster
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What's the word? Thunderbird!

Tue, 01/01/2013 - 10:29 | 3111851 CH1
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Richard's Wild Irish Rose and Boone's Farm.... just the mention of the names could make a guy queasy.

Tue, 01/01/2013 - 11:41 | 3111989 Fredo Corleone
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"What's the price ?"

"Fifty twice!"

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 21:57 | 3111265 D-liverSil-ver
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Yeah that brings back memories from college... I scantly recalll chasing down a Rorer 714 with a quart of Olde English 800.

The feeling in my face came back the next day...

Tue, 01/01/2013 - 06:37 | 3111742 Disenchanted
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With Everclear sweet darkness is near.

grain alcohol bitchez...

Tue, 01/01/2013 - 10:31 | 3111852 CH1
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Rorer 714....

Dude, you were hard core!

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 17:29 | 3110583 Fish Gone Bad
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Historically it has been raping and pillaging. 

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 17:45 | 3110653 tenpanhandle
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Due to the recent elections, it is now assumed that participants are willing, therefore, no rape.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 17:47 | 3110664 ElTerco
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Republican "media consultants" have advised all Republicans to no longer use the word rape, period.  Therefore "pillaging" is the new PC equivalent of the old phrase, "raping and pillaging". 

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 17:53 | 3110686 Stochdoc
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My preference is for brutally beaten, raped and sodomized.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 20:16 | 3111084 Bananamerican
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mine is for all rapists to be summarily executed during times of war or civil disturbance....or hell, Anytime.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 21:58 | 3111267 Lore
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Tue, 01/01/2013 - 20:01 | 3113187 tenpanhandle
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the two rapist in the crowd disagree.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 17:44 | 3110645 Kaiser Sousa
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Cnbc just had Schiff on with the moron Leisman....among the jewels leisman dropped - 

"the dollar hasnt lost any significant value....its the currency everyone wants....."

fucking sick moronic cocksucking propgandist...


must c tv....

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 17:49 | 3110671 flacon
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It's LIBORman.... sorry to correct you. Or you could also say LIEberman. 

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 17:54 | 3110693 maxmad
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Or just Liesman

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 18:43 | 3110809 Kaiser Sousa
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roll tape....

again, LIESman is a fucking moronic bitch ass wall street banker bitch....

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 19:26 | 3110952 derek_vineyard
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watch out with the rant kaiser....they'll come for your guns

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 20:15 | 3111080 10mm
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Fuck the fat bald cock.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 21:23 | 3111212 akak
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Not even for $10,000,000 in a haz-mat suit.

Besides, he has bent over for Ben (Dover) Bernanke so many times, he'd be about as loose as a 55 year-old DC prostitute.  Which is incidentally exactly what he is.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 21:30 | 3111226 captain_menace
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I would definitely need to do it before midnight, as my New Year's resolution is to stop fucking old men that look like the Evil Emperor.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 20:48 | 3111156 Hulk
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If you watch "this old house", you can see he's a pretty good plumber though ...

Tue, 01/01/2013 - 01:08 | 3111581 mumcard
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Hey, don't bad mouth Rich Trethewey.  He's probably cleaned up enough shit to scare the hell out of congress.

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