And The Winner Is...

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They came; they spoke; they voted...

  • HOUSE BEGINS VOTE ON AVERTING TAX INCREASES FOR MOST WORKERS
  • HOUSE HAS ENOUGH VOTES TO PASS BUDGET BILL; VOTE CONTINUING
  • CANTOR VOTES NO ON BUDGET BILL
  • PAUL RYAN VOTES YES ON BUDGET BILL
  • BOEHNER VOTES YES ON SENATE BILL
  • Obama says will not have another debate with Congress over debt ceiling
  • Republicans: Yea 85 - 151 Nay
  • Democrats: Yea 172 - 16 Nay

'Cliff'-Off (for now)...'Debt-Ceiling'-on. Time to start buying March vol steepeners? But the bottom line is simple: the Bush tax cuts are dead. Long live the Obama tax cuts.

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Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:03 | 3113831 lunaticfringe
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I am in awe. Watching the greatest nation ever fold up like a cheap suit. Fucking pussies.

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:51 | 3114003 JPM Hater001
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I awe your awe...

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:02 | 3113832 hankwil74
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Krugman sits back and smiles

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:30 | 3113928 wee-weed up
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He and Bernanke are having a mutual-masturbation jerk-off!

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:53 | 3114008 JPM Hater001
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----> Krugman follows ZH More

----> Bernanke follows ZH More

 

I will re-post this...something about this poll seems relevant.

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:03 | 3113833 jim249
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The Repubs need your donations. Send money now!

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 05:14 | 3114278 boogerbently
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They already got it. In the form of increased taxes and continued printing (that we will have to pay for).

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:26 | 3113834 Id fight Gandhi
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Hike for anyone paying payroll taxes.

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:29 | 3113926 Town Crier
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Yes and that means everybody who has a job and every employer. Self-employed persons will pay double.

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 02:14 | 3114166 I only kill chi...
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Find this line on a 1040, Deductible part of self-employment tax. Attach Schedule SE.

Double my ass Tax genius.

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:06 | 3113842 devo
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Earth to gold traders: they're going to have to 'print' 99% of this deal.

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:23 | 3113843 PLira
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Perhaps a message must be sent to the legislators who voted yes for this and the NDAA with US citizens spying authorized.

The Soapbox didn't work, the Ballot box didn't work, gee, what's left?

I wonder what the most efficient way is? lol  Bwaaaaahahahahahaa

 

Edit: Pretty sure that crack just got me on a list! lol That's OK, I didn't like any of the guns I bought the day of the sandy hook shootins so I sold them for a modest profit. I guess I don't like those kinds of guns. Bwwaahahahahah

tl;dr Fuck you NSA, CIA, CFR, Bernanke or whomever.

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:25 | 3113913 138
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Don't worry, they're busy working on that last box too...

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:06 | 3113844 SheepDog-One
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They are now just heroin junkies nothing matters as long as you can get just 1 more fix.

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:07 | 3113845 tooriskytoinvest
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:07 | 3113848 surf0766
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THE GOP died tonight.  Rhino's need to do the full cross-over to Dem as we all know they will.

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:36 | 3113946 Unprepared
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I advise they name it the BNP.

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 05:17 | 3114280 boogerbently
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Have a blue,

blue, blue, blue,

blue, blue, blue country.

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:07 | 3113849 barliman
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Somehow the 2% Social Security tax increase/reversion is viewed as an economic stimulant?

I wonder how long it will take the average middle class worker to notice their withholding has increased?

Show of hands of everyone who thinks this clusterfuck will be viewed as a positive on January 20th ...

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:09 | 3113859 PLira
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Perception is reality in this new world order.

Problem is, reality has a way of coming into perception.

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:11 | 3113865 jim249
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We saw our stubs on Monday. The bitching has started.

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:57 | 3114021 JPM Hater001
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"Somehow the 2% Social Security tax increase/reversion is viewed as an economic stimulant?"

I have no idea how.  I gave up paying into the system in May.  I recommend everyone try it.  I neither give nor take.  I just watch it crumble under it's own weight and bet against it.

Good times

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:08 | 3113854 Lord Of Finance
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Time to start buying some crack and get on the government dole.

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:44 | 3113958 TruthInSunshine
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:58 | 3114023 JPM Hater001
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Can I just earn an honest living growing quality pot?

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:09 | 3113856 SheepDog-One
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'Avert taxes on workers'? You morons, you raised taxes on employers therefore it will be felt by the workers, and I hate that 'workers' communist shit too.

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:18 | 3113893 GMadScientist
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What the fuck do you want to call someone who collects a payroll for doing work?

Non-investor?!

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:09 | 3113858 Seasmoke
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Paul Fucking Ryan......i knew i was right when i posted i hated that guy.....

 

anyone here at ZH , still pissed that Romney lost ?????????????????

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:13 | 3113870 PLira
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I thought Romney was an Obammy shill from the first time the dems said they wanted him to win. His son Tigg confirmed that. Rethugs threw the election and the country to the Marxists.

I doubt we'll see another election. Seriously.

I hope I'm wrong but I doubt it.

III

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:16 | 3113885 surf0766
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An election like in Iraq where only one person runs. I read somewhere today there is already talk of what his third term will look like.

I sincerely hope you are wrong.

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:28 | 3113921 Obchelli
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That's right - by the time of next election US will be in such a depression that they will tell you -NOW IS NOT TIME TO CHANGE "LEADERSHIP"... And Republicans will vote YEA

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 07:12 | 3114340 Room 101
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+1 Repugnicans threw the election.

-1 There will be elections.  Why not?  We already have a de facto one party system.  Even the soviets had regular elections.

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:28 | 3113923 Jacque Itch
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Ryan is a complete hypocrite.  Get on CNBC, talk up your fiscal responsibility and budget balancing plans.  Then vote like a corrupt politician, proving to da boyz that you are a part of the machine. 

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:10 | 3113860 trillion_dollar...
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That about wraps it up for Paul Ryan 2016.

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:24 | 3113908 dwdollar
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You mean Banker Bailout Paul Ryan??? Surely you're joking... The plebes will forget all about this in four years. That's one thing I can guran-fucking-tee.

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:38 | 3113954 wee-weed up
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Ryan in 2016?

Ha! Surely you're kidding! 2016 is falling all into place for Ms. concussion-blood-clot (I know noth-ing about Benghazi!) Hitlery!

Hell, she's the most admired woman among the Dancing with the Stars crowd, don't ya know!

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:09 | 3113864 rodimus1
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Typical cowards.  At least we know that when push comes to shove when we have to bear arms these pussies will be easy target practice...

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 05:24 | 3114282 boogerbently
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Can't we save bullets and just find a way to put subliminal messages on DWTS, American Idol, Houswives of (fill in blank). ?

"You're worthless, kill yourself......"

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:11 | 3113866 Obchelli
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This is simply sickening. All of them talking that now is not the time to talk about budget cuts... All this speakers talking about averige Americans like they care - repeating same crap over and over what fiscl cliff means...

 

Nut when when is the time... When Debt Ceiling debate will start (Late) they will say same thing that now is not time for (Partisanship) cause American People (Aka stock market) will suffer... And Republicans? I'm so dissapointed what a pussies

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:15 | 3113882 GoBadgers
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I probably agree with you, but since you were unable to construct one single sentence of coherent thought, I'm going to sit on the fence for the moment.

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:18 | 3113894 Obchelli
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English is my third Language - so I appologyze if anything is so wrong with idea I wanted to express and if I insulted you in any way...

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:29 | 3113925 a growing concern
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Don't sweat it.  He's just upset over his team losing their bowl game tonight.

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 15:06 | 3115591 GoBadgers
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You had to bring that shit up.....

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 05:15 | 3114277 bunnyswanson
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Here is something we can all understand (found on Craigslist)

$350 Seeking a place to stay non smoking! (edited to add title)

Working many jobs making less than $500 per month.

Need help can barely afford car payment and insurance

Need to discuss monetary matters at the moment trying to get on my feet.

Get paid bi-weekly.

Hard worker can do odd jobs around the house: irrigation, taking care of your lawn, plumbing, pool, electrical, run errands for you.

BS in Business Administration

Graduated: Aug. 30 2012, AS Degree in Computers.

Please call me or text me

John and Jenn

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 07:16 | 3114342 Room 101
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The budget ceiling debate will never happen. Obama will just unilaterally raise the ceiling.  And as we can see, congress doesn't have the balls to call him on it.  

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:12 | 3113872 Lord Of Finance
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Oh yee of little faith in politicians.

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:12 | 3113873 hairball48
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WOW!! I'm glad we have now averted the fiscal cliff that was first discovered 500+ days ago... paraphrasing CNN's Erin Burnett a few minutes ago LOL

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:18 | 3113875 bnbdnb
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Well, now with my raise, my paychecks only go down .5%

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:14 | 3113876 Jacque Itch
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Bright Side:  I'm excited to see the sheeple's reaction when they have a nice chunk taken out of their paycheck.  I want to hear "I thought onlu the rich were getting their taxes raised!".  My response will be "They lied to you.  They all lie.  And there are many many more tax hikes coming your way".

 

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 00:16 | 3113884 GMadScientist
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Wait until you see corporate revenues for Q113...then you'll see some real fucking tears.

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