This page has been archived and commenting is disabled.

Geithner Out Before End Of January

Tyler Durden's picture


We are sad to bring you the tragic news that Tim "TuboTax" Geithner, who has long made clear his plans to leave some time in early 2012, will be out before March, and in fact before the end of January as it turns out. From Bloomberg:


We are also confident readers will somehow be able to overcome the unprecedented sadness at this particular rat's departure from the Titanic, metaphorically speaking of course.

And while Timmy's replacement (assuming it is of the Homo Sapiens genus and species) is still unknown, we know what some of the prospects think about serving the public:

American Express Kenneth Chenault had been approached for job, has indicated he isn’t interested


Administration officials had approached American Express Co. Chief Executive Officer Kenneth Chenault about joining Obama’s second-term cabinet, possibly as Treasury secretary. Chenault isn’t interested in leaving his private sector job, according to a spokesman.

More from Bloomberg


- advertisements -

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:44 | 3119119 littleguy
littleguy's picture

A great loss.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:48 | 3119152 SilverIsKing
SilverIsKing's picture

He wants to get out now because he knows what's coming.  Maybe he's not at stupid as I think he is and I really do think he is very stupid.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:52 | 3119165 camaro68ss
camaro68ss's picture

MF global Corzine should step in, he knows how to run ponzies.

Whats better then a turbo tax cheat? A Ponzi schemer, duh

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:53 | 3119184 ArkansasAngie
ArkansasAngie's picture

I await news of his arrest

A raise would really piss off this citizen

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:59 | 3119218 NotApplicable
NotApplicable's picture

I'm guessing you're not going to be very happy, because he's in line for a serious promotion. The only question... public (IMF) or private (Kissinger).

I'd like to see him as the new head of the Libyan Central Bank. You know, where the action is.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:07 | 3119250 Manthong
Manthong's picture

At least he got his last important task accomplished..

Most of the derivatives market (fx) is exempted from pesky regulation now.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:16 | 3119287 economics9698
economics9698's picture

Hank Paulson II, next clown.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:28 | 3119355 aint no fortuna...
aint no fortunate son's picture

Shit, why not ust bring in Draghi and get this whole shitstorm over with in one great big beautiful financial nuclear holocaust

instead it's just death by a thousand cuts

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 16:24 | 3119836 Ghordius
Ghordius's picture

hey! every people gets the politicians and central bankers it deserves

you keep Bernanke and we keep Draghi

you keep the FED, we keep the ECB

you keep King Dollar, we keep Princess Euro

you keep one prez and two houses

we keep our half dozen kings, dozen presidents, 27 prime ministers, some 45 houses, one eu commissioner per country and Gollum

don't be greedy, America

next you'll be asking for our DSK and Berlusconi to liven up your love life

I know you actually want some Royals, too. well, we can't spare them, ok?

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 17:37 | 3120004 TwoShortPlanks
TwoShortPlanks's picture

Greenspan and Geithner, the two US citizens who hold Special Privileges within the sovereign state of the Bank For International Settlements, Basel, Switzerland. They are protected from ALL prosecution in the discharge of their duties, save flagrant criminal activity, both for during and after holding position of CPSS Chairman (for Geithner) and Fed Chairman (for Greenspan) at/for the behest of the BIS.

I bet less than 1 in 100,000 Americans know that [vital] snippet of information.

Exactly who did Greenspan, and who does Geithner work for….no-no, their REAL boss, not who pays them their pocket money. I bet only a few of you really know!

Question: why would Greenspan be given Special Privileges in being protected from ALL prosecution in the discharge of their duties if he was Fed Chairman, not BIS Chairman?

Answer: because the Fed answers to the BIS, all the Central Banks answer to the's the Global Central banking hub. The BIS is the financial arm, just like the UN is the physical arm and the IMF are the debt collecting arm of the multi-banking dynasties. The US is actually the War arm (seriously, the US does all the dirty work when and where it is needed. America lost its sovereignty years ago, they’re just going to war on the US citizen now simply because the US citizen is sick of America being at war all the time…it’s taken 60 years tho, not bad!).

The BIS was put together after WWI with the charter to coordinate war reparations, but its real purpose was to connect and control all the globally fragmented banking the internet has a physical backbone, the BIS became the physical backbone of banking and finance. This is why war reparations became a money shuffling exercise, as there was no need for war reparations is the one system effectively spans all (like if a company buys out a dealer it effectively rights-off any debts outstanding).


Now Geithner is jumping ship. He is no longer useful because the Chinese will not speak to him so he has served his purpose but will resurface elsewhere where they need his pulling power.

I think it pays to question exactly why do these people linger-on long after leaving office...why do they?

Simple, it's because when they leave they add another onion layer between the sheeple and the core elite. A trusted layer which is both experienced and proven trustworthy.

So, if you look at Agenda 21 (Sustainable Development) for what it really is, it's merely a Post War plan for what/who remains......"Post War" you're thinking?! Yes, a war on the US lower, middle AND upper class.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 17:50 | 3120129 Jack Napier
Jack Napier's picture

Timmy ain't jumpin ship. He's moving over to take Bernanke's chair.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 17:58 | 3120147 TwoShortPlanks
TwoShortPlanks's picture

Well it makes sense since the Fed now centrally controls markets, finances US debt, bails out banks.....controls standards of living!

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:30 | 3119359 nope-1004
nope-1004's picture

Financial slime ball.  They're a dime a dozen, these days.  Pun intended.


Thu, 01/03/2013 - 16:27 | 3119365 sunaJ
sunaJ's picture

JANUARY 2009:   "Bring out the gimp!"

JANUARY 2013:   "Put the gimp in its box."

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 18:06 | 3120173 WTFUD
WTFUD's picture

Not sure where everyone is getting their information. I heard TG was throwing himself into Charitable Causes as next CEO of JPM.
God bless him!

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:08 | 3119254 phyuckyiu
phyuckyiu's picture

Gerard goes russkie and the crypto-jew resigns from the Fed, only to be replaced by Jacob Lew, who is not very crypto. I'm going golfing in hawaii for the 5th time in a week, see ya.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:17 | 3119293 economics9698
economics9698's picture

You lucky dog.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:51 | 3119337 phyuckyiu
phyuckyiu's picture

Actually that was a joke about our fearless leader, but my wood stove is getting warmed up as we speak. :)

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:02 | 3119232 S5936
S5936's picture

I would suggest " War and Peace "while you await his arrest .

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:23 | 3119329 firstdivision
firstdivision's picture

Free Madoff!

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:33 | 3119377 Winston Churchill
Winston Churchill's picture

Nah, Bernuie Maddoff would be much better.

Will Timmy be going directly to hell,or a pitstop for filthy lure first ?

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:51 | 3119170 NotApplicable
NotApplicable's picture

Well, look at what Hillary is going through, all to avoid testifying under oath.

Gotta survive to thrive!

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 21:04 | 3120680 Fish Gone Bad
Fish Gone Bad's picture

A long time ago, I did not like Hillary.  I think it was about that crap she did with healthcare and did not involve any medical professionals.  But then she stood by Bill with all his problems (I think they even portrayed her as a lesbian to explain why Bill was fucking the help).  Then she became a senator, and then she took the nastiest, hardest, most thankless job in the world, secretary of state.  Peoples' deeds speak louder than words.  She has certainly taken "one for the team" a few times.  I honestly doubt she could fake a subdural hematoma.  I honestly do not like many people (other than Dick Cheney), but she has earned my respect.


Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:51 | 3119172 azzhatter
azzhatter's picture

just such a pathetic excuse for a human being this Geithner. Stupid, ugly and a smart ass. Would love to see him get the shit beat out of him

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:00 | 3119221 Sudden Debt
Sudden Debt's picture



Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:04 | 3119243 Syntaxkat
Syntaxkat's picture

Wondering which Goldmanite will take his spot.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:18 | 3119298 phyuckyiu
phyuckyiu's picture

It's Jacob Lew, and has been for over a year now.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:20 | 3119311 economics9698
economics9698's picture

Jacob Jew?

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:22 | 3119586 Bansters-in-my-...
Bansters-in-my- feces's picture

I think he means Jacob Lew.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:19 | 3119303 economics9698
economics9698's picture


asshater I’d kick his ass.


Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:03 | 3119242 Sunshine n Lollipops
Sunshine n Lollipops's picture

He's always reminds me of a grown up Eddie Haskell.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:23 | 3119330 Freddie
Freddie's picture

Geithner's dad and Obama's supposed mom worked at the Ford Foundation aka a more liberal front for CIA operatives.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:51 | 3119174 pods
pods's picture

New orders are up for Fudge Stripes and he is desperately needed back at the tree.


Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:21 | 3119289 Cognitive Dissonance
Cognitive Dissonance's picture

Now that is freaking hilarious. :)

Plus 100 if possible.


Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:27 | 3119350 Lets_Eat_Ben
Lets_Eat_Ben's picture

Geithner and his British counterpart have completed their work. They can now go and retire to a life of luxury while the rest of the world burns.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 20:42 | 3120595 Buck Johnson
Buck Johnson's picture

Exactly, he knows what is coming and wants out.  Even the people they are approaching don't want the job, because the numbers don't work.  You can't keep printing money and monetizing your debt forever, it doesn't work.  Sooner or later the US will have to have severe austerity and it will be very bad and last a very long time.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:55 | 3119196 spastic_colon
spastic_colon's picture

next stop, goldman payroll (officially)

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:04 | 3119244 Snakeeyes
Snakeeyes's picture

But Lew that scumbag is the likely replacement. :(

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:25 | 3119336 AlaricBalth
AlaricBalth's picture

Jacob "Jack" Lew. The consumate Washington bureaucrat. Did a stint at Citi as a payoff for all of his years of "public service".

Sometimes the whore you know is better than the whore you don't know.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 17:11 | 3120007 willwork4food
willwork4food's picture

Public service..right. I have their honorary public service award right here..

Fucking vultures.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:45 | 3119129 IvyMike
IvyMike's picture

One man's departure from the Titanic is another man's voting with their feet.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:48 | 3119153 HelluvaEngineer
HelluvaEngineer's picture

I find it interesting how many indicators there are that something really big is supposed to hit in March.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:51 | 3119175 NotApplicable
NotApplicable's picture

It's those damn ides!

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:19 | 3119301 Jonas Parker
Jonas Parker's picture

Et tu, Timmy?

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:10 | 3119262 S5936
S5936's picture

Hmmm ... The Ides of March eh ?

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:46 | 3119130 smlbizman
smlbizman's picture

the real sad news is the next guy will be worse......

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:48 | 3119155 Esso
Esso's picture

Probably only an order of magnitude worse, give or take.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:01 | 3119226 RacerX
RacerX's picture

Right. 2nd term is typically "2nd string". If Geithner was the best they had to run, I can't even imagine how bad the next guy will be.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:46 | 3119131 jcaz
jcaz's picture

Yeah, needs extra time to work on his taxes.....

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:46 | 3119133 Dagny Taggart
Dagny Taggart's picture

Another will just float to the top.

<please not Krugman, please not Krugman>

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:49 | 3119160 lunaticfringe
lunaticfringe's picture

I want Krugman. Let's burn this mother down, I can't stand the waiting.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:17 | 3119292 yogibear
yogibear's picture

Krugman would help the whole thing to collapse faster.  Why linger?

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:41 | 3119703 Lore
Lore's picture

See if Bill Clinton will take up the mantle. Happy times can be here again.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 17:12 | 3120014 willwork4food
willwork4food's picture

I'l go page him...

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:32 | 3119373 Vince Clortho
Vince Clortho's picture

turds don't float

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:46 | 3119134 Shell Game
Shell Game's picture

Please let the door flatten your ass on the way out..

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:46 | 3119135 mrktwtch2
mrktwtch2's picture

time to put another goldman in there..

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:47 | 3119139 AldoHux_IV
AldoHux_IV's picture

Throw him, Bernanke, and Obama in jail for letting our country come to this sad reality.


Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:47 | 3119140 williambanzai7
williambanzai7's picture


Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:59 | 3119215 DavidC
DavidC's picture

Excellent William!


Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:01 | 3119227 Sudden Debt
Sudden Debt's picture



Great work man!

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:12 | 3119266 S5936
S5936's picture

I'm not sure this fair to Butthead

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 17:15 | 3120025 Anglo Hondo
Anglo Hondo's picture

Did POTUS donate his ears to the goldman charity, or what?


Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:47 | 3119141 Cunnial
Cunnial's picture

Captain Edward Smith he ain't!

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:48 | 3119154 Dan The Man
Dan The Man's picture

more like Capt Schettino !

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:47 | 3119143 BlueCollaredOne
BlueCollaredOne's picture

Lets not get too excited.  Geithner is a regular at the CFR so he will still be pulling strings, or getting his strings pulled.  

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:47 | 3119144 Cognitive Dissonance
Cognitive Dissonance's picture

He needs time to learn the new Turbo Tax program.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:49 | 3119159 Dr. Engali
Dr. Engali's picture

Damn, you beat me to it.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:50 | 3119164 Cognitive Dissonance
Cognitive Dissonance's picture


Great minds think alike. Some (however) are faster than others. :>)

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:22 | 3119324 Arius
Arius's picture

thank you for pointing it out ... it put me in my place.

i did not think it, but when i read it, i thought i could have thought it as well :-)

now my question is at what scale shuld my mind be ... of course it is a guess, but under normal circumstances... all things considered...

CD - Happy new year 2013!

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:39 | 3119412 Cognitive Dissonance
Cognitive Dissonance's picture

I plan on staying drunk the entire time.

Wake me (or exhume me) in 2014. :>)

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:48 | 3119146 lizzy36
lizzy36's picture

As per his MOU with Blackrock, he must depart the Treasury b/f March 1, 2013.......duh.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:55 | 3119148 Yen Cross
Yen Cross's picture

The "RAT" isn't leaving the Titanic... He's just moving to the "wheelhouse" of the S.S. Titanic, with his bankster boat captain pals.


Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:48 | 3119149 Mr. Hudson
Mr. Hudson's picture

He will re-appear. They always do. Maybe he will come back as “The Anti-Christ”.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:53 | 3119183 Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ's picture

He's not nearly smart enough.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:22 | 3119322 phyuckyiu
phyuckyiu's picture

So sayeth the shephard, so sayeth the flock!

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:02 | 3119231 wisefool
wisefool's picture

The tax code is the anti-christ. It has to be everything Christ was not. Timmay is not smart enough to run with the "elite" so they put him where he belongs. Haphazzard, in your face, incompetent adminitration of their rusty spoon. He also moon lights on southpark with his band "lords of the underworld"

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:48 | 3119151 TheMayor
TheMayor's picture

Good Riddance

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:49 | 3119161 azzhatter
azzhatter's picture

Only thing that would make me happy is his obituary. Hopefully a painful terrible death after being ass raped by 6'5" guy with a 12 inch schlong

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:04 | 3119245 JungleJim
JungleJim's picture

Sorry, Michelle is very busy at the moment ...

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:50 | 3119162 stinkhammer
stinkhammer's picture

Bust a deal, face the wheel  GULAG!

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:57 | 3119177 Zer0head
Zer0head's picture

and now it is 8 against Boner 17 needed


GUY just voteD for David WALKER

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:52 | 3119179 tickhound
tickhound's picture



Farewell Ode to Tiny Timmah (Tiny Dancer)


Blue skies, Bennay

Debt pimp, Timmay

Schem-sters for the man.


Prices high,

Debt to the sky,

To print is the ponzi plan.


Larry Summers,

massage the numbers,

marking market to a sham.


Now it hits me,

the fraud economy,

toilet paper in my hand...


Barry freaks, out in the streets,

Another ticket sent by God,

No turning back, we just laugh

The price for Ipad's not that bad.


Awoken man, he makes a stand

In an internet forum

Speaking on, right and wrong

The story's old news for some


But oh how I feel so blue

Lying here, in IOU's

Cursing you, but you can't hear me

When I say slowly, but LOUDLY


F' me harder, tiny Tim-mah

Countless hedge-funds hit the highway

Wash the world in worthless pap-ah

Another busy day, today...

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:56 | 3119199 The Master
The Master's picture

Bravo my friend

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:27 | 3119342 Freddie
Freddie's picture

LOL!  It is a shame Krugman is not in this tune.  He is another evil f***tard.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 19:13 | 3120358 lakecity55
lakecity55's picture



Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:53 | 3119182 monopoly
monopoly's picture

Glad to be rid of this lying useless crook.


Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:08 | 3119255 NotApplicable
NotApplicable's picture

Too bad that's not what's happening.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:53 | 3119189 kchrisc
kchrisc's picture

The ship's not sinking, I'm just going for a swim.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:54 | 3119190 j-dub
j-dub's picture

The first time this guys absentmindedly speaks a truth in a private setting is going to be an utter catharsis.

Can you imagine the emotional wreckage?

That, my dear ZHers, was a trick question.  Psychopaths have no emotions!!

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:54 | 3119192 Antifederalist
Antifederalist's picture

Countdown to Geithner's consulting contract with Goldman Sachs,   4, 3, 2, 1...

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:05 | 3119248 NotApplicable
NotApplicable's picture

Too obvious. Besides, he's one of the biggest financial WMDs in the world today. I'm thinking he's gonna get to blow up the whole world now.

It will be interesting to see where he lands.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:55 | 3119195 Spastica Rex
Spastica Rex's picture

Kim Jong Il gone, and now soon to be Tim.

The great funny people of our time are vanishing.

Where have all the flowers gone?

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:57 | 3119204 buzzsaw99
buzzsaw99's picture

Need another tax cheat treasurer.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:58 | 3119207 BullsNBeers
BullsNBeers's picture

I am sitting here in the dark with a bottle of vodka... sobbing softly.

Oh Timmy! You little tax cheating Fed enabling gnome! What shall we become without your infinite wisdom in our times of distress?

Why Timmy? Why?

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:02 | 3119225 SeanJKerrigan
SeanJKerrigan's picture

Time for more Quotes For Times of Financial Instability:


“Bankers: Pillars of society who are going to hell if there is a God and He has been accurately quoted.” - John Ralston Saul

“The tendency to occultism is a symptom of regression in consciousness. The veiled tendency of society towards disaster lulls its victims in a false revelation, with a hallucinated phenomenon. In vain they hope in its fragmented blatancy to look their total doom in the eye and withstand it. The offal of the phenomenal world becomes, to sick consciousness, the mundus intelligibilis.” - Theodor Adorno, Minima Moralia: Reflections From Damaged Life

“Tribe follows tribe, and nation follows nation, like the waves of the sea. It is the order of nature, and regret is useless. Your time of decay may be distant, but it will surely come, for even the White Man whose God walked and talked with him as friend to friend, cannot be exempt from the common destiny. We may be brothers after all. We will see.” – Chief Seattle

"If you have to go to jail, go ahead and go, for you will not be alone." -Reverend Bernice King

“The wise are instructed by reason; ordinary minds by experience; the stupid, by necessity; and brutes by instinct.”— Cicero

"It's wise to be a nonperson, as far as the State is concerned, as far as possible" ~ Doug Casey

“People in a hurry cannot feel.” – Alan Watts

"Our era has become one of spectacular polarization, with folly multiplying on every hand. That is the way empires crumble: they are taken over by looter elites, who sooner or later cause collapse. But then new games become possible… There is beauty in weathered and unpainted wood, in orchards overgrown, even in abandoned cars being incorporated into the earth. Let us learn,  like the Forest Service sometimes does, to put unwise or unneeded roads 'to bed,' help a little in the healing of the natural contours, the re-vegetation by native plants. Let us embrace decay, for it is the source of all new life and growth." - Ernest Callenbach

“We talk of the Turks and abhor the cannibals; but may not some of them go to heaven before some of us? We may have civilized bodies and yet barbarous souls. We are blind to the real sights of this world; deaf to its voices; and dead to its death.” - Herman Melville

"Hell is truth seen too late." – Thomas Hobbes

“The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed… If the representatives of the people betray their constituents, there is then no recourse left but in the exertion of that original right of self-defense which is paramount to all positive forms of government. - Alexander Hamilton

"The cost of maintaining the pretense is straightforward: continued deterioration in the moribund status quo; more and more people, young and old, left behind; entire communities in distress; places destroyed by natural disasters abandoned rather than rebuilt; more and more people going after fewer and fewer resources that are still being made available to those in need. It is a rolling collapse affecting one person, one family, one community at a time. It’s what we have been seeing since 2008, and there is no reason to think that this will not continue for a while yet." – Dimitry Orlov

Also, visit our site for more:

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:48 | 3119722 Lore
Lore's picture



"[Decline] is what we have been seeing since 2008...there is no reason to think that this will not continue for a while yet."

Nuts to Dmitri Orlov. Look at today's market.  Happy times are here again!  The economy is stronng!  Lotsa jobs!  Everybody go shopping!  Let's all stimulate our asses off!

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 16:53 | 3119954 From Germany Wi...
From Germany With Love's picture

+1 for quoting Alan Watts

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:04 | 3119228 Zer0head
Zer0head's picture

aprox 200 votes left to go 11against Boner just 6 needed for a second round

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:02 | 3119229 lesterbegood
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:02 | 3119233 Hedgetard55
Hedgetard55's picture

Tim "No risk of a downgrade" Geithner, slinking back to his rathole.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:20 | 3119247 Zer0head
Zer0head's picture

Boner looks like he got it

Long live the Tea Party


Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:23 | 3119325 inevitablecollapse
inevitablecollapse's picture

unfortunately, this didn't happen


edit: posted this late...

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:15 | 3119278 Venerability
Venerability's picture

Just posting this here because it's the latest.

Midday Fast Ninnies SCREAMING "Gold Versus Stocks" propaganda today, even though everyone knows it's the silliest of canards and 100 percent INaccurate.

When they do this very loudly, it means one thing and one thing only: One of Their Own - let's hope Princess Dennis - is in horrible trouble with a Gold Short position again.

The miserable little curs are completely transparent, to the point they'd be much better off just keeping quiet. Heavy-handed propaganda like this has the opposite effect from what one would like it to have.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:24 | 3119333 El Hosel
El Hosel's picture

.... GLD and SPY have moved in tandem more or less in the new normal post crash rigged market. Put up a four or five year weekly of the two....even the Princess can't deny that.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:30 | 3119363 Quinvarius
Quinvarius's picture

Meh.  Gold and stocks are rising for the same reason.  Money printing.  I think they are getting upset at the fact that stocks never rise unless gold lets them rise with it.  They want the economy to be doing great.  But it sucks.  Deep down inside they know, as I know, stocks only rise because of the easy money.  And secretly they fear every whack on gold is going to nuke them again.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:15 | 3119281 realtick
realtick's picture

From The Boardroom: Hey Labor - Go Fuck Yourself

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:19 | 3119307 Quinvarius
Quinvarius's picture

Surely the gate is wide open for a US debt downgrade.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:20 | 3119310 Yen Cross
Yen Cross's picture

 Someone needs to load this thing with a couple "Hellfire Missiles", and fly it over the N.Y. Fed.

  WATCH: “Superman” Spotted Flying Above SoCal | KTLA 5


Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:36 | 3119403 Mark123
Mark123's picture

I'll bet the Arabs can't wait to see the weaponized version of this baby as it rains death and destruction on them!  But it will probably be the Captain America version,


Smart bombs are so 1990's.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 18:15 | 3120203 Yen Cross
Yen Cross's picture

Good one Mark. ;-) The visual of that one is great!

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:21 | 3119315 Tsar Pointless
Tsar Pointless's picture

Boehner re-elected Speaker of the House.

Any real doubts? Really?

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:22 | 3119320 Meatballs
Meatballs's picture

Chicken shit fucking scumbag should be hanging HIGH.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:26 | 3119338 yogibear
yogibear's picture

Even if they didn't replace him it would be no big loss. Plenty of tax cheats to act as a placeholder.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:26 | 3119339 Tsar Pointless
Tsar Pointless's picture

WH Chief of Staff Lew likely successor.

Deputy Secretary guess: Jamie Dimon.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:28 | 3119347 UGrev
UGrev's picture

The dump I took at lunch just notified me that it will be regaining the crown of "Total piece of shit" now that Geither is stepping down. 

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:30 | 3119360 Mark123
Mark123's picture

What happened to our civilization?  I feel like I am living in medieval times in a kingdom with a retarded king who is managed by evil money-lenders and the populace is illiterate and timid.

How we have fallen!

Fri, 01/04/2013 - 00:45 | 3121145 Money 4 Nothing
Money 4 Nothing's picture

Christ sakes! I was only joking!

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:38 | 3119409 JLee2027
JLee2027's picture

Let's see if Geithner cancels Silver Eagle production before he leaves.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:48 | 3119444 Atlantis Consigliore
Atlantis Consigliore's picture

Corzine or Maddoff in for Geithner;  same dogs fleas crooks. 

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:00 | 3119499 robnume
robnume's picture

Anyone who replaces "Turbo Timmah" is sure to be even more a titsucker at the breast of the Fed Res. Whomever Blobama selects will continue the wealth re-distribution scheme via ZIRP, monetary manipulation of commodities, etc. Gotta love these Plunge Protection Phonies! When will they finally jump, fuckers, jump? BTW, Zero Hedge, Christian Mingle ads on site? Really???

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:03 | 3119511 dynomutt
dynomutt's picture

Per Drake universal voice

Is the Jeethner going to release confidential records and skip on over to Europe?

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:05 | 3119517 Herdee
Herdee's picture

Bernie Madoff,OK?

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:09 | 3119545 loveyajimbo
loveyajimbo's picture

Good riddance to an incompetent, corrupt queer.  Obunga seems to seek out the worst of the worst... here comes Jamie (Douchebag) Dimon, crime syndicate boss.  the smell still has not cleared from the Kerry nomination... Obama loves traitors and cowards.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:50 | 3119733 dominating
dominating's picture

the old "hey guys when i left everything was fine" routine..... 

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:50 | 3119736 ebworthen
ebworthen's picture

Jamie Dimon will take care of everything.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 16:18 | 3119829 unununium
unununium's picture

Apparently, Tim needs to be gone when blame time comes.  Question is, blame for what?

What's going to happen between now and bye bye Tim time...


Thu, 01/03/2013 - 19:08 | 3120343 lakecity55
lakecity55's picture

There has to be an economic collapse so they can confiscate our "assault weapons."

Timmah will be in Tahiti with a sack of gold.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 17:50 | 3120126 RSDallas
RSDallas's picture

He and Berskank will be depitced in history as the worst thing that ever happened to the American people.  They both should be put on trial for treason!

Fri, 01/04/2013 - 04:24 | 3121325 toomanyfakecons...
toomanyfakeconservatives's picture

Timmy G. and the Brenanke belong at the front of the prison bus along with the Golfer-in-Chief.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 18:13 | 3120199 Money 4 Nothing
Money 4 Nothing's picture

Another Goldmanite no doubt. Hey... what's Jon Corzine doing these days?

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 19:09 | 3120345 lakecity55
lakecity55's picture



Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!