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Gold: It's For More Than Just Wealth Preservation
Presented with little comment, aside to note that 32-year-old Indian Datta Phuge, thought this $25,000 solid gold shirt would be just right to attract female attention: "I know I am not the best looking man in the world but surely no woman could fail to be dazzled by this shirt?" So much for the yellow metal being a barbarous relic.
Source: Daily Mail
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22K gold... and it's lined with the softest imported white velvet!
Where's his tinfoil hat?
Theres one man who wont lose his shirt to inflation
I should have said Goldfoil hat.
Slight subject change,
I was told by a supposed insider (female doctor) from Venezuela that Chavez does not have cancer. If true, what if.. Chavez devised a scheme with which after repatriating Venezuelan gold does a disappearing stunt by not showing up for swearing in?
Think about it. The perfect Houdini, by which, no one will be after him. I want to see the body after his death if he does die.
Spare me the ritual of burried in the sea as a final wish.
Feed him to the Trillion Dollar Tuna
Very practical and environmentally friendly.. he just needs a little polish to take care of the pit stains and ring-around-the-collar.. and no phosphates.
Gonna give new meaning to having the "shirt stolen off his back"
This should help him with ring around the collar
http://youtu.be/e3N_skYSGoY
Anyone got a picture of his boat?
i want a shirt like that!
that shirt is totally badass
He better not go boating while wearing that shirt...if he does, he's likely to have a "boating accident" and drown.
raw nipples
Fair Shirt!
Mithril...
He's a gangsta and a player.
Why bother? All you have to do is go get a student loan that you never have to pay back.
How can you get better value than that?
I'm going to become a professional student and study how he made it, for as long as I live, and all at your expense...
Of course I might not actually turn up to EVERY lesson, and I might not be too interested when I do occasionally get there, AND I might spend some of my new found wealth on some gold coins or somethin' but who gives a shit, as long as I'm not officially unemployed there's some serious mileage in this for sure...
Think about it. Why do I need to even bother trying to teach my children that they should work hard and be responsible for their own actions? Why?
Fuck it, the gravy train approacheth at one helluva rate of knots. Now all I need is to set up a trust, have that trust own a company that I can work for for a mere pittance and onward and fuckin' upward, as they say...
Putting it that way makes the new education funding changes sound like the makings of a bait and switch (the money/loans being the bait, the switch is when they change the legislation behind it as to how replayments are made [and dont think for a single HFTraded nanosecond they won't make them retrospective] ).
I,ll buy that for a trillion dollar platinum coin, personally minted by boy Timmy
You don't want his outfit for several reasons: It's hard to run away from muggers. If you fall in the water you're crab bait. If you get the chick she'll get bored while you take it all off and the moment will be over. It's really hard to get through the TSA scanners at the airport. Lastly, you'll have to spend it all on back surgery and chiropractors.
you people live in too much fear, jeez...sky is falling all around you
Yeah, best to not bother eh...
You would never get near that man.
If you own a gold shirt, you hire the only body guards on the planet that can protect you with a ruthless efficiency. The Nepalese mercenaries surrounding him would have an attacker quartered, disemboweled and beheaded before the second heart beat.
Golden shower joke in here somewhere.
Mr T eat your heart out !!!
now we know what happened to ORI... He's been busy at the tailor...
In my best Indian accent, "I pity the fool ......"
Now thats some serious Bling
That comment was sure a pisser.
Try whisk...
He'll be with his buddy bin laden, sharing a palace somewhere while waiting for their friend obama to show up and complete the trifecta.
"Insider" to what, the NED (National Endowment for Democracy)? Are YOU an NED troll?
http://www.voltairenet.org/article125590.html
Slight subject change,
I was told by a supposed insider (Bloke on internet) that Oracle of Kypseli has VD. If true, what if.. Oracle of Kypseli devised a scheme with which after doing BJ's for 10$ a pop she does a disappearing stunt by not showing up after swallowing a quart of VD laced cum?
Think about it. The perfect Houdini, by which, no one will be after her. I want to see the body after her death when she does die.
The Internet, where all rumours are always true if only for a millisecond.
Nice. Charles Manson stole it from the Beatles, we're stealing it back.
Tungsten-foil Hat.
No, but that is one hell of a sinking fund debenture commin due.
He's not as ugly as Ben Bernanke. How did Bernanke get his woman? Did he make a paper shirt of US Dollars?
Bernanke's wife - she's a real sizzler!: http://media.komonews.com/images/090827_ben_anna_bernanke.jpg
He prints them
Wives?
Jesus would print loaves today, but wives?
Maybe he wouldn't need a gold shirt to get girls if he didn't look like the Indian Ned Flanders
Yeah, but i thought the Indian was banging Ned's wife?
Anyway, i didn't see a gold shirt.
I believe he was banging the delivery girl. Or has Ned remarried and the new wife is having a affair with Apu? It's so hard to keep up.
The shirt cost $250,000, not $25,000. It weighs 3.2 kg and it took took a team of 15 goldsmiths two weeks to make working 16 hours a day creating and weaving the gold threads. The Dailymail dropped a zero in its calculation.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2257209/Wealthy-Indian-Datta-Phuge-spends-14-000-shirt-GOLD-impress-ladies.html#ixzz2HFCIK326
tooo good, can't make this up:
Money-lender Datta, 32, from Pimpri-Chinchwad
Stay out of Shitty boats with that on
He lost his body hair in an unfortunate smelting accident
Doubtya gotta (P)huge package
Only smart people can see his shirt
...
D00d wears that to an Indian club, he'd have to take a snorkle for fear of drowning in team-brown pussy.
Good for him, just thinkin outside 'da box on how to get inside 'da box.
Rock on little brown man with Freddy M. mustachio, rock 'da fsck on!
"bud-ding-ding!" [wobble wobble] Actually got this from one of my staffers taking the piss outa his coworker "Tamil vs. Hindi" (everyone in India hates and makes just vicious fun of everyone else... it's very democratic). Big mafia of Tamil here in Singapore, thought they were more part of the construction co-prosperity sphere, but they're making inroads into software now too. /shrug It's all Marsala to me.
Logged in specifically to upvote this.
I'm a big fan of The Walking Dead.
During a zombie apocalypse, gold is worthless.
Just thought you'd like to know.
http://www.angrysinner.blogspot.kr/2013/01/saturday_7.html
Turd ought to get one of these gold shirts, and a silver cowboy hat as well. MIght cheer him up and teach him to not trade the paper.
LOL!
Didn't they declare gold buyers are terrorist?
I guess I only heard The Bernank tell the Borrower in Chief that.
well tickle my balls with a feather
Beats having somebody drop a 100 toz silver bar on them.
nice "shock absorber" he's got on his upper lip.......................
He ate the squirrel but couldn't finish off the tail.
I like his Mr. T bling. Obviously, he pitty tha fool who don't buy physical!
but I have the pants (disco disco!)
I've got the gold tong! wanne see a picture of me at the beach with it?
sure! :-S
from the low countries
loves PM
has gold speedo
goldmember?
"tong" = "thong"?
Robert Redford has some competition..
I just showed the picture to my wife. She said "Oh, God, what a dork!"
I then told her it was made of gold. She said "You know, that's still too many chains, but he's not half bad looking."
Case closed.
hell, i"d marry him for that damn shirt and associated bling! >>>SARC ALERT!<<<>>>SARC ALERT!<<<>>>SARC ALERT!>>>
sarc alerts ass:)
Considering how much gold there appears to be at only $25,000 it must all be 10K - cheapskate.
Let's see the 24K gold jockstrap. Talk about a chick magnet!
A 22 or 24 karat shirt will erode after several washes.
But it only costs five dollars to dig it out of the hamper.
Datta's come a long way from his days at JPM when his shorts were silver.
Well played there sir
Rappers in the US have nothing on this guy
Makes Mr T proud.
No-one trumps Mr T!
http://www.4thletter.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/mrtintro.jpg
Mr Tsa is like: You ain't gettin on no plane foo! and just steals his shit.
Clearly he's a terrorist, send in the Drones
I ain't gettin' on no rickshaw, Hannibal!
Chicks dig moustaches!
I heard there's 10 more shirts made out of gold colored paper just like it.
Looks like my brother-in-law. Without the chains.
Now he just need a mohawk to be a serious player.
And he's a money-lender.. Too perfect. Soon we'll see banksters in the West wearing this.
If the poor bastard ever gets married she'll end up taking the shirt right off his back.
+1
I want half Eddie...
Oh..very witty indeed sir, very witty.
Your highness is like a stream of bats piss... (It was one of Shaw's)
Your highness is like a large jam dougnut...
If the poor bastard ever gets married she'll end up taking the shirt right off his back.
I don't think getting married will be an issue, now that people know HE has it, will make him Ground Zero, for a hit, and steal.
"will make him Ground Zero, for a hit, and steal."
You describe marriage very well.
Cheers!
I hope he accessorized with some level III ballistic underwear.
No golden pants and underwear? I'm only half dazzled.
Gold pumpers getting desparate.
Quick buy gold shirts before they are all bought by Indians and Chinese.
LOL
Thou shall not speak ill of shiny metals on a precious metal pumping site.
Huh?
That's a hell of a lot of tungsten bling he's wearin'
Haters gonna hate.
In our current world economic climate Mithril is far better suited for after-dinner parties and accessorizing with semi-automatic weapons.
http://lotr.wikia.com/wiki/Bilbo%27s_Mithril_Shirt
I suspect tungsten is nowhere as ductile as that - just sayin'...
Once the fiat currencies of the world meet their certain fate and inflate them selves to worthless infinity against reality this guy will be a prince among paupers and women will hold him up as an exemplar of male virility and beauty. He will be beating the bitches off with a mace while they try to beat off his golden nuggets.
Another zerohedgian who bet his shirt on gold.........
He better get a big gun.
King Lobengula of Matabeleland used to cover his body in rancid cattle fat, then his attendents would stick thousands of carats of uncut diamond to said fat. He saw no value in the useless stones, but since the whites prized them above life itself, he felt he should show his true majesty. Later he would be murdered, by the whites, for his brightly colored stones.
Step away from the crackpipe...
Considering how much gold there appears to be at only $25,000 it must all be 10K - cheapskate.
That's just the shirt, and no telling how lightweight it is.
Hell, those could be little tiny gold sequins sewn on the shirt.
In any case, you can make fun of the guy - but he obviously knows more about gold and money than 95% of the US population.
Not to mention his obvious skill with the ladies.
He could have gotten much OJT from real professional women for far less. Practice makes perfect.
Easy: if it's 24k, 600 g.
L
Excellent EMP protection for his pacemaker.
I've posted this before, but for those that didn't see it, it's amazing...
Joni Mitchell with Carlie Rose ...GOTO 4:20 In the vid......ZH WILL ALL AGREE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3g-Wv-p_ug&list=PL632FB4757D86DCF4
worth noting that she said this 5 years ago...and it's only gotten worse since...
Pimp!!
Jaime Dimon is interested in buying that shirt, he's sure he can get it at a better price though.
I buy all my gold shirts at the Comex Factory Outlet.
They kind of look like gold paper though.
"I know I am not the best looking man in the world but surely no woman could fail to be dazzled by this shirt?"
This is a lot more amusing when you imagine it in a strong Madras accent...
I can't wait until he develops his pimp hand and starts calling everyone (male and female) "bitch."
Wait, maybe he does already....
Exactly my mental image... I had Russell Peters using is _full on_ accent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw6RgIf6epQ&hl=en-GB&gl=SG
Still not a spec of info on the Herbalife/Ackman controversy. I wonder what's up with Zerohedge?
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Mr T. wears 14k = wimp
This guy wears 22k = baller
He seems to be looking for a gold digger. :groans:
I pity the fool. [/Mr. T.]
The Mr. T gold chart 1981-1992:
http://contraryinvesting.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/gold8295big.jpg
What about silver?!
Even though it might not look as good as T-shirt material. Silver should keep a man odor-free though :P
Silver should keep a man odor-free though
Yeah, with tarnished underarms and a colloidal complexion. ;)
silver tarnishes. And silverbugz are stupid.
There was a silver-paneled Audi A8 owned by some sheik in the ME tho. Was pretty baller. Tough to keep clean without constant polishing but that's what indians are for in places like UAE.
So declares the bond-buying bagholder. LOL! Good luck holding THAT particular bag!
You really are a hateful, vile and moronic little turd, aren't you?
You really are a hateful, vile and moronic little turd, aren't you?
Those are Trav's good attributes. ;-)
"And silverbugz are stupid."
Here, choke on my cock, bitch.
trav777
Turn yourself in to what ever entity that would correct your ranting, there are many, I don't give a fuck,, it would be for the betterment of humanity.
When the economic collapse comes good luck trying to exchange that gold with the merchant with a gun at your head robbing you dry
Lots of gold bulls out there.
http://bullandbearmash.com/chart/gold-daily-falls-sharply-recovers-days/
Some are saying Friday was a bouce, but we are still into lower highs and lower lows. If the US Dollar continues to rise, Gold in US Dollars will probably continue to fall.
Snappily dressed man seeking his eight armed goddess for fun & frivolity.
Likes long walks through the bustling streets of Calcutta and quiet nights alone counting the threads in his jacket.
Only serious inquiries please.
LOL!
I could be such a stud in that get up he is wearing. I just need to grow a stache.
Not to be confused with a stash of Obama EBT cars and The Ben Bernank bucks to buy a Porsche.
I'd like to meet his tailor!
+1 For the (intentional?) Zevon reference.
this looks like one of those indicator ... like the time when times magazine front cover had "home sweet home" ...
I know of plenty US women who would take him, and the shirt off his back. And reciprocate with a golden finger.
Meet the future spokesman for the "Got Gold?" campaign.
Bernanke will sell you 3000 of them for $25 a piece. It isn't his money. What does he care?
Thanks ZH, this is the absolute height of tacky style. The BA-esque gold junk round his neck and arms really sets the whole thing off.
Hindustan Times also running a story about Paki artillary targeting Hindu Kashmir bases, but the lavious shirt gets Tyler's attention.
Well the hinjoos want to know if the shirt will stop paki muzzie 7.62.
Charlie Mungo and his pals Buffett and The Ben Benank - all have golden robes and slippers. It is a "barbaric relic" but it makes for lovely lounging wear after a bath in fetid water. Charlie and Warner have leakage issues like The Bernank.
My loony bun is fine benny lava..
" 32-year-old Indian Datta Phuge" NO NO NO...THEY MIS-SPELLED IT!
"32 YEAR OLD INDIAN...DATTA'S HUGE"
FIXED IT... AND THAT'S WHY THE LADIES LIKE HIM
Fuck designer fragrances, energy drinks, $300 headphones and sneakers. If you're gonna pimp then PIMP BIG, bitchez.
I've got a closet FULL of gold ETF shirts, frick this guy!
It's like that. Player to player, pimp to pimp ...
Personally, I prefer mithril shirts