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Gold: It's For More Than Just Wealth Preservation

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Presented with little comment, aside to note that 32-year-old Indian Datta Phuge, thought this $25,000 solid gold shirt would be just right to attract female attention: "I know I am not the best looking man in the world but surely no woman could fail to be dazzled by this shirt?" So much for the yellow metal being a barbarous relic.

 

 

Source: Daily Mail

 

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Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:29 | 3127836 achmachat
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22K gold... and it's lined with the softest imported white velvet!

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:33 | 3127851 Enslavethechild...
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Where's his tinfoil hat?

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:36 | 3127861 strannick
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Theres one man who wont lose his shirt to inflation

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:41 | 3127887 Enslavethechild...
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I should have said Goldfoil hat.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:49 | 3127908 Oracle of Kypseli
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Slight subject change,

I was told by a supposed insider (female doctor) from Venezuela that Chavez does not have cancer. If true, what if.. Chavez devised a scheme with which after repatriating Venezuelan gold does a disappearing stunt by not showing up for swearing in?

Think about it. The perfect Houdini, by which, no one will be after him. I want to see the body after his death if he does die.

Spare me the ritual of burried in the sea as a final wish.  

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:53 | 3127920 Enslavethechild...
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Feed him to the Trillion Dollar Tuna

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:55 | 3127922 Manthong
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Very practical and environmentally friendly.. he just needs a little polish to take care of the pit stains and ring-around-the-collar.. and no phosphates.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:58 | 3127928 knukles
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Gonna give new meaning to having the "shirt stolen off his back"

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:03 | 3127937 Enslavethechild...
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This should help him with ring around the collar

http://youtu.be/e3N_skYSGoY

 

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:13 | 3127962 francis_sawyer
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Anyone got a picture of his boat?

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:18 | 3127978 fourchan
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i want a shirt like that!

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 21:01 | 3128273 trav777
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that shirt is totally badass

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 21:43 | 3128367 gtb
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He better not go boating while wearing that shirt...if he does, he's likely to have a "boating accident" and drown.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 22:26 | 3128490 Yes We Can. But...
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raw nipples

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 23:51 | 3128671 Richard Chesler
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Fair Shirt!

 

Mon, 01/07/2013 - 00:25 | 3128719 Harlequin001
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Mithril...

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 22:37 | 3128516 CPL
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He's a gangsta and a player.

Mon, 01/07/2013 - 00:39 | 3128741 Harlequin001
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Why bother? All you have to do is go get a student loan that you never have to pay back.

How can you get better value than that?

I'm going to become a professional student and study how he made it, for as  long as I live, and all at your expense...

Of course I might not actually turn up to EVERY lesson, and I might not be too interested when I do occasionally get there, AND I might spend some of my new found wealth on some gold coins or somethin' but who gives a shit, as long as I'm not officially unemployed there's some serious mileage in this for sure...

Think about it. Why do I need to even bother trying to teach my children that they should work hard and be responsible for their own actions? Why?

Fuck it, the gravy train approacheth at one helluva rate of knots. Now all I need is to set up a trust, have that trust own a company that I can work for for a mere pittance and onward and fuckin' upward, as they say...

Mon, 01/07/2013 - 01:03 | 3128783 awakening
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Putting it that way makes the new education funding changes sound like the makings of a bait and switch (the money/loans being the bait, the switch is when they change the legislation behind it as to how replayments are made [and dont think for a single HFTraded nanosecond they won't make them retrospective] ).

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 23:30 | 3128636 Mr. Magoo
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I,ll buy that for a trillion dollar platinum coin, personally minted by boy Timmy

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 22:37 | 3128515 Stuck on Zero
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You don't want his outfit for several reasons:  It's hard to run away from muggers.  If you fall in the water you're crab bait.  If you get the chick she'll get bored while you take it all off and the moment will be over.  It's really hard to get through the TSA scanners at the airport.  Lastly, you'll have to spend it all on back surgery and chiropractors.

 

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 22:53 | 3128556 trav777
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you people live in too much fear, jeez...sky is falling all around you

Mon, 01/07/2013 - 00:28 | 3128724 Harlequin001
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Yeah, best to not bother eh...

Mon, 01/07/2013 - 01:10 | 3128794 CPL
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You would never get near that man.

 If you own a gold shirt, you hire the only body guards on the planet that can protect you with a ruthless efficiency.  The Nepalese mercenaries surrounding him would have an attacker quartered, disemboweled and beheaded before the second heart beat.  

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:59 | 3127929 Thomas
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Golden shower joke in here somewhere.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:01 | 3127932 Stackers
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Mr T eat your heart out !!!

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:14 | 3127968 francis_sawyer
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now we know what happened to ORI... He's been busy at the tailor...

Mon, 01/07/2013 - 00:26 | 3128721 FEDbuster
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In my best Indian accent, "I pity the fool ......"

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 20:15 | 3128166 HardAssets
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Now thats some serious Bling

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 20:49 | 3128239 ShrNfr
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That comment was sure a pisser.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:01 | 3127933 Enslavethechild...
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Try whisk...

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 21:59 | 3128405 Go Tribe
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He'll be with his buddy bin laden, sharing a palace somewhere while waiting for their friend obama to show up and complete the trifecta.

Mon, 01/07/2013 - 03:34 | 3128908 Seer
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"Insider" to what, the NED (National Endowment for Democracy)?  Are YOU an NED troll?

http://www.voltairenet.org/article125590.html

Mon, 01/07/2013 - 06:58 | 3129017 Colonial Intent
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Slight subject change,

I was told by a supposed insider (Bloke on internet)  that Oracle of Kypseli has VD. If true, what if.. Oracle of Kypseli devised a scheme with which after doing BJ's for 10$ a pop she does a disappearing stunt by not showing up after swallowing a quart of VD laced cum?

Think about it. The perfect Houdini, by which, no one will be after her. I want to see the body after her death when she does die.

 

The Internet, where all rumours are always true if only for a millisecond.

Mon, 01/07/2013 - 12:33 | 3129672 El Diablo Rojo
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Nice.  Charles Manson stole it from the Beatles, we're stealing it back.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:50 | 3127909 Man Who Was Thursday
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Tungsten-foil Hat.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:42 | 3127888 negative rates
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No, but that is one hell of a sinking fund debenture commin due. 

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:45 | 3127889 flacon
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He's not as ugly as Ben Bernanke. How did Bernanke get his woman? Did he make a paper shirt of US Dollars?

 

Bernanke's wife - she's a real sizzler!: http://media.komonews.com/images/090827_ben_anna_bernanke.jpg

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:46 | 3127901 Enslavethechild...
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He prints them

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:59 | 3127931 knukles
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Wives?

Jesus would print loaves today, but wives?

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:03 | 3127938 Mr Pink
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Maybe he wouldn't need a gold shirt to get girls if he didn't look like the Indian Ned Flanders

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:41 | 3128053 Stoploss
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Yeah, but i thought the Indian was banging Ned's wife? 

Anyway, i didn't see a gold shirt.

Mon, 01/07/2013 - 05:46 | 3128969 Gavrikon
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I believe he was banging the delivery girl.  Or has Ned remarried and the new wife is having a affair with Apu?  It's so hard to keep up.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 20:18 | 3128171 JustObserving
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The shirt cost $250,000, not $25,000. It weighs 3.2 kg and it took took a team of 15 goldsmiths two weeks to make working 16 hours a day creating and weaving the gold threads.  The Dailymail dropped a zero in  its calculation.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2257209/Wealthy-Indian-Datta-Phuge-spends-14-000-shirt-GOLD-impress-ladies.html#ixzz2HFCIK326 

Mon, 01/07/2013 - 03:25 | 3128901 stacking12321
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tooo good, can't make this up:

Money-lender Datta, 32, from Pimpri-Chinchwad

 

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 20:36 | 3128207 unrulian
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Stay out of Shitty boats with that on

He lost his body hair in an unfortunate smelting accident

Doubtya gotta (P)huge package

Only smart people can see his shirt

...

Mon, 01/07/2013 - 00:30 | 3128728 Nage42
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D00d wears that to an Indian club, he'd have to take a snorkle for fear of drowning in team-brown pussy.

 

Good for him, just thinkin outside 'da box on how to get inside 'da box.

 

Rock on little brown man with Freddy M. mustachio, rock 'da fsck on!

 

"bud-ding-ding!" [wobble wobble]  Actually got this from one of my staffers taking the piss outa his coworker "Tamil vs. Hindi" (everyone in India hates and makes just vicious fun of everyone else... it's very democratic).  Big mafia of Tamil here in Singapore, thought they were more part of the construction co-prosperity sphere, but they're making inroads into software now too.  /shrug  It's all Marsala to me.

 

 

 

Mon, 01/07/2013 - 11:17 | 3129412 TheCanadianAustrian
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Logged in specifically to upvote this.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:06 | 3127942 ball-and-chain
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I'm a big fan of The Walking Dead.

During a zombie apocalypse, gold is worthless.

Just thought you'd like to know.

http://www.angrysinner.blogspot.kr/2013/01/saturday_7.html

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:09 | 3127948 slaughterer
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Turd ought to get one of these gold shirts, and a silver cowboy hat as well.  MIght cheer him up and teach him to not trade the paper.  

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:56 | 3128109 Freddie
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LOL! 

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:23 | 3127993 TerminalDebt
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Didn't they declare gold buyers are terrorist?

I guess I only heard The Bernank tell the Borrower in Chief that.

 

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:28 | 3128008 Lets_Eat_Ben
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well tickle my balls with a feather

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 20:51 | 3128248 ShrNfr
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Beats having somebody drop a 100 toz silver bar on them.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 20:14 | 3128164 H E D G E H O G
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nice "shock absorber" he's got on his upper lip.......................

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 22:26 | 3128491 HoofHearted
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He ate the squirrel but couldn't finish off the tail.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 16:52 | 3134047 pupton
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I like his Mr. T bling. Obviously, he pitty tha fool who don't buy physical!

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:29 | 3127840 Reptil
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but I have the pants (disco disco!)

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:39 | 3127876 Sudden Debt
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I've got the gold tong! wanne see a picture of me at the beach with it?

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:14 | 3127965 Reptil
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sure! :-S

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:51 | 3128086 robobbob
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from the low countries

loves PM

has gold speedo

goldmember?

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 21:26 | 3128329 Hedge Fund of One
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"tong" = "thong"? 

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:30 | 3127843 economics9698
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Robert Redford has some competition..

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:44 | 3128063 NoDebt
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I just showed the picture to my wife.  She said "Oh, God, what a dork!"

I then told her it was made of gold.  She said "You know, that's still too many chains, but he's not half bad looking."

Case closed. 

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 20:06 | 3128138 H E D G E H O G
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hell, i"d marry him for that damn shirt and associated bling! >>>SARC ALERT!<<<>>>SARC ALERT!<<<>>>SARC ALERT!>>>

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 20:08 | 3128147 sgorem
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sarc alerts ass:)

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:31 | 3127845 americanspirit
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Considering how much gold there appears to be at only $25,000 it must all be 10K - cheapskate.

Let's see the 24K gold jockstrap. Talk about a chick magnet!

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:43 | 3127892 Oracle of Kypseli
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A 22 or 24 karat shirt will erode after several washes.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:34 | 3128029 CrockettAlmanac.com
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But it only costs five dollars to dig it out of the hamper.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:51 | 3127913 palmereldritch
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Datta's come a long way from his days at JPM when his shorts were silver.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:22 | 3127985 Buck O Five
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Well played there sir

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:30 | 3127846 SheepleLOVEched...
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Rappers in the US have nothing on this guy

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:32 | 3127848 JuicedGamma
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Makes Mr T proud.

 

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:37 | 3127864 LeisureSmith
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Mr Tsa is like: You ain't gettin on no plane foo! and just steals his shit.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:49 | 3127907 Enslavethechild...
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Clearly he's a terrorist, send in the Drones

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:39 | 3127871 79
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I ain't gettin' on no rickshaw, Hannibal!

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:32 | 3127849 pods
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Chicks dig moustaches!

 

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:34 | 3127853 EnglishMajor
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I heard there's 10 more shirts made out of gold colored paper just like it.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:34 | 3127854 Snakeeyes
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Looks like my brother-in-law. Without the chains.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:35 | 3127857 LeisureSmith
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Now he just need a mohawk to be a serious player.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:35 | 3127859 Dr Benway
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And he's a money-lender.. Too perfect. Soon we'll see banksters in the West wearing this.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:37 | 3127863 Ookspay
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If the poor bastard ever gets married she'll end up taking the shirt right off his back.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:39 | 3127875 SilverIsKing
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+1

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:44 | 3127895 Enslavethechild...
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I want half Eddie...

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:41 | 3127884 forwardho
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Oh..very witty indeed sir, very witty.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:45 | 3127899 CitizenPete
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Your highness is like a stream of bats piss... (It was one of Shaw's) 

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:52 | 3127916 forwardho
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Your highness is like a large jam dougnut...

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:10 | 3127952 DosZap
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If the poor bastard ever gets married she'll end up taking the shirt right off his back.

I don't think getting married will be an issue, now that people know HE has it, will make him Ground Zero, for a hit, and steal.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 20:01 | 3128126 Ookspay
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"will make him Ground Zero, for a hit, and steal."

You describe marriage very well.

Cheers!

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:37 | 3127866 Pairadimes
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I hope he accessorized with some level III ballistic underwear.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:43 | 3127877 TWSceptic
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No golden pants and underwear? I'm only half dazzled.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:40 | 3127879 mogul rider
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Gold pumpers getting desparate.

Quick buy gold shirts before they are all bought by Indians and Chinese.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 22:19 | 3128461 TerminalDebt
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LOL

Thou shall not speak ill of shiny metals on a precious metal pumping site.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 19:26 | 3134462 Dr. Sandi
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Huh?

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:40 | 3127880 gimli
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That's a hell of a lot of tungsten bling he's wearin'

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:43 | 3127890 urbanelf
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Haters gonna hate.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:52 | 3127910 gimli
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In our current world economic climate Mithril is far better suited for after-dinner parties and accessorizing with semi-automatic weapons.

http://lotr.wikia.com/wiki/Bilbo%27s_Mithril_Shirt

Mon, 01/07/2013 - 23:54 | 3131682 thisandthat
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I suspect tungsten is nowhere as ductile as that - just sayin'...

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:41 | 3127885 h0oS
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Once the fiat currencies of the world meet their certain fate and inflate them selves to worthless infinity against reality this guy will be a prince among paupers and women will hold him up as an exemplar of male virility and beauty. He will be beating the bitches off with a mace while they try to beat off his golden nuggets.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:45 | 3127898 Iam Yue2
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Another zerohedgian who bet his shirt on gold.........

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:48 | 3127905 chump666
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He better get a big gun.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:48 | 3127906 forwardho
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King Lobengula of Matabeleland used to cover his body in rancid cattle fat, then his attendents would stick thousands of carats of uncut diamond to said fat. He saw no value in the useless stones, but since the whites prized them above life itself, he felt he should show his true majesty. Later he would be murdered, by the whites, for his brightly colored stones.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:51 | 3127914 Enslavethechild...
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Step away from the crackpipe...

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:22 | 3127990 DosZap
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Considering how much gold there appears to be at only $25,000 it must all be 10K - cheapskate.

That's just the shirt, and no telling how lightweight it is.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 20:29 | 3128197 HardAssets
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Hell, those could be little tiny gold sequins sewn on the shirt.

In any case, you can make fun of the guy - but he obviously knows more about gold and money than 95% of the US population.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 20:41 | 3128222 Things that go bump
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Not to mention his obvious skill with the ladies.  

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 23:06 | 3128583 monad
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He could have gotten much OJT from real professional women for far less. Practice makes perfect.

Mon, 01/07/2013 - 23:57 | 3131696 thisandthat
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Easy: if it's 24k, 600 g.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:02 | 3127935 knukles
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L

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:06 | 3127940 Salt
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Excellent EMP protection for his pacemaker.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:06 | 3127941 kill switch
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I've posted this before, but for those that didn't see it, it's amazing...

Joni Mitchell with Carlie Rose ...GOTO 4:20 In the vid......ZH WILL ALL AGREE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3g-Wv-p_ug&list=PL632FB4757D86DCF4

 

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:11 | 3127957 tip e. canoe
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worth noting that she said this 5 years ago...and it's only gotten worse since...

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:08 | 3127943 monad
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Pimp!!

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:06 | 3127944 gimli
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Jaime Dimon is interested in buying that shirt, he's sure he can get it at a better price though.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 19:28 | 3134465 Dr. Sandi
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I buy all my gold shirts at the Comex Factory Outlet.

They kind of look like gold paper though.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:10 | 3127949 secret_sam
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     "I know I am not the best looking man in the world but surely no woman could fail to be dazzled by this shirt?"

This is a lot more amusing when you imagine it in a strong Madras accent...

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 20:59 | 3128266 Karlus
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I can't wait until he develops his pimp hand and starts calling everyone (male and female) "bitch."

 

Wait, maybe he does already....

Mon, 01/07/2013 - 00:39 | 3128743 Nage42
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Exactly my mental image... I had Russell Peters using is _full on_ accent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw6RgIf6epQ&hl=en-GB&gl=SG

 

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:13 | 3127961 thorgodofthunder
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Still not a spec of info on the Herbalife/Ackman controversy. I wonder what's up with Zerohedge?

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 20:15 | 3128165 Prometheus418
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Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:15 | 3127972 GrinandBearit
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Mr T. wears 14k = wimp 

This guy wears 22k = baller

 

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:18 | 3127975 buzzsaw99
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He seems to be looking for a gold digger. :groans:

I pity the fool. [/Mr. T.]

The Mr. T gold chart 1981-1992:

http://contraryinvesting.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/gold8295big.jpg

 

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:19 | 3127980 economicfreefall
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What about silver?!

Even though it might not look as good as T-shirt material. Silver should keep a man odor-free though :P

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:25 | 3127989 buzzsaw99
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Silver should keep a man odor-free though

Yeah, with tarnished underarms and a colloidal complexion. ;)

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 21:09 | 3128289 trav777
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silver tarnishes.  And silverbugz are stupid.

There was a silver-paneled Audi A8 owned by some sheik in the ME tho.  Was pretty baller.  Tough to keep clean without constant polishing but that's what indians are for in places like UAE.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 21:19 | 3128307 akak
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silver tarnishes. And silverbugz are stupid.

So declares the bond-buying bagholder. LOL!  Good luck holding THAT particular bag!

You really are a hateful, vile and moronic little turd, aren't you?

Mon, 01/07/2013 - 02:03 | 3128838 Freddie
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You really are a hateful, vile and moronic little turd, aren't you?

Those are Trav's good attributes.  ;-)

Mon, 01/07/2013 - 00:21 | 3128708 merizobeach
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"And silverbugz are stupid."

Here, choke on my cock, bitch.

Mon, 01/07/2013 - 19:57 | 3131149 kill switch
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trav777

Turn yourself in to what ever entity that would correct your ranting, there are many, I don't give a fuck,, it would be for the betterment of humanity.

 

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:22 | 3127986 ReptilianSlaveMaster
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When the economic collapse comes good luck trying to exchange that gold with the merchant with a gun at your head robbing you dry

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:22 | 3127987 orangegeek
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Lots of gold bulls out there.

 

http://bullandbearmash.com/chart/gold-daily-falls-sharply-recovers-days/

 

Some are saying Friday was a bouce, but we are still into lower highs and lower lows.  If the US Dollar continues to rise, Gold in US Dollars will probably continue to fall.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:23 | 3127992 nmewn
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Snappily dressed man seeking his eight armed goddess for fun & frivolity.

Likes long walks through the bustling streets of Calcutta and quiet nights alone counting the threads in his jacket.

Only serious inquiries please.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:52 | 3128097 Freddie
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LOL!

I could be such a stud in that get up he is wearing.  I just need to grow a stache. 

Not to be confused with a stash of Obama EBT cars and The Ben Bernank bucks to buy a Porsche.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:23 | 3127994 BrigstockBoy
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I'd like to meet his tailor!

Mon, 01/07/2013 - 08:43 | 3129085 WmMcK
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+1 For the (intentional?) Zevon reference.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:24 | 3127997 pragmatic hobo
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this looks like one of those indicator ... like the time when times magazine front cover had "home sweet home" ...

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:27 | 3127999 AgAu_man
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I know of plenty US women who would take him, and the shirt off his back. And reciprocate with a golden finger.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:38 | 3128040 holdbuysell
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Meet the future spokesman for the "Got Gold?" campaign.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:41 | 3128050 Quinvarius
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Bernanke will sell you 3000 of them for $25 a piece.  It isn't his money.  What does he care?

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:42 | 3128057 Caucasian Mongrel
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Thanks ZH, this is the absolute height of tacky style. The BA-esque gold junk round his neck and arms really sets the whole thing off.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:46 | 3128068 Acidtest Dummy
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Hindustan Times also running a story about Paki artillary targeting Hindu Kashmir bases, but the lavious shirt gets Tyler's attention.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:51 | 3128084 Freddie
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Well the hinjoos want to know if the shirt will stop paki muzzie 7.62.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:49 | 3128072 Freddie
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Charlie Mungo and his pals Buffett and The Ben Benank - all have golden robes and slippers.  It is a "barbaric relic" but it makes for lovely lounging wear after a bath in fetid water.  Charlie and Warner have leakage issues like The Bernank.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:55 | 3128107 UGrev
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My loony bun is fine benny lava.. 

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 20:01 | 3128124 PUD
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" 32-year-old Indian Datta Phuge"  NO NO NO...THEY MIS-SPELLED IT!

 

"32 YEAR OLD INDIAN...DATTA'S HUGE"

 

FIXED IT... AND THAT'S WHY THE LADIES LIKE HIM

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 20:07 | 3128139 TalkToLind
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Fuck designer fragrances, energy drinks, $300 headphones and sneakers.  If you're gonna pimp then PIMP BIG, bitchez.  

 

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 20:10 | 3128155 sgorem
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I've got a closet FULL of gold ETF shirts, frick this guy!

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 20:13 | 3128160 Cman5000
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It's like that. Player to player, pimp to pimp ...

 

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 20:15 | 3128168 Anonymouse
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Personally, I prefer mithril shirts

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