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It's A Brain? It's A Kidney? It's KFC's Next PR Nightmare

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As if Yum Brands were not suffering enough this morning - as they forecast China comp sales to drop 6% (more than the forecast 4% decline), it seems the UK has their next PR disaster waiting to happen, courtesy of their KFC brand. After a 19-year-old Brit found a "horrible wrinkled foreign body" in his fried chicken meal, KFC has apologized (rather magnanimously) saying "while there was no health risk, we agree it was unsightly." Judge for yourself just how puke-worthy and generally emotionally scarred you would have been after biting into this 'brain-looking' image. KFC clarifies: "Although we haven't received the product, it appears from a photograph that unfortunately on this occasion a kidney, and not a brain as claimed, was not removed in the preparation process." Oh, just a kidney? Pass the salt then.

 

 

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Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:39 | 3132667 azzhatter
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Tightly compressed maggots?

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:45 | 3132707 GetZeeGold
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At McDonalds they just spit on the special orders.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:48 | 3132724 Pladizow
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This shipment was destined for KFC's African franchise!

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:49 | 3132735 johnQpublic
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it looks like a squirrel

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:00 | 3132780 Looney
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A circumcision gone terribly wrong?  ;-)

Looney

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:01 | 3132787 fuu
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The "greater nutrition" mat is a nice touch.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:14 | 3132831 Spirit Of Truth
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Looks great on the outside, but once you look inside....rotten to the core?

Did Ben Bernanke make this?

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:44 | 3132949 francis_sawyer
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Where are the fava beans & the chianti?

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:59 | 3133000 TheFourthStooge-ing
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General Tso's Organs.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 12:34 | 3133080 TruthInSunshine
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This is standard fare off KFC's BernankDollar menu. What's the issue, again?

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 12:45 | 3133112 Temporalist
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"God have you ever seen a spleen that large?"

http://youtu.be/oK1X8SfGMs8?t=19s

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 13:51 | 3133391 knukles
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Faux Gras

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 14:49 | 3133410 TruthInSunshine
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Paraphrased riff off a Katt William's joke:

 

"It do look & smell like fried chicken, until you bite into it."

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 15:56 | 3133834 mtomato2
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Disclaimer:  I did NOT go to the link...  but the next line is:  "Nnooo...  N-not since breakfast..."

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 14:05 | 3133437 Mad Mohel
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That is a straight up serving of Bernanke's sack.

Bon apetit bitchez!

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:45 | 3132950 francis_sawyer
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Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:07 | 3132805 debtor of last ...
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It's just inflation. Don't worry.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:08 | 3132808 williambanzai7
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No, that's Tony Blair

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:11 | 3132815 Element
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I believe in China KFC market it under the local name, pingarickingood.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:00 | 3132782 trav777
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needs more zombies

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 13:21 | 3133248 El Oregonian
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Kidney

Freaking

Crap

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 14:19 | 3133490 Chuck Walla
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Send it to China, they will eat anything, ANYTHING!

 

FORWARD SOVIET GOURMETS!

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 17:54 | 3134230 StychoKiller
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With the exception of wolf's heart and dog's lungs

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 12:03 | 3133008 tocointhephrase
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You would be lucky to get kidney at McD's

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:46 | 3132711 GoldenDragon
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It's a kidney and it is edible if not appetizing.

I don't eat KFC anymore, but when I was kid I ate a lot of it.  Finding a kidney in the chicken was not uncommon and actually became a bit of game for us kids - first one to find a kidney wins!

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:00 | 3132781 FuzzyDunlop21
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Looks like a normal KFC order to me

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:26 | 3132875 Beam Me Up Scotty
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Can someone point to the kidney on a chicken please?  Especially one that big?

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 12:11 | 3133019 MillionDollarBoner_
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Okeydokey.

I keep chickens and slaughter/gut them myself.

Take it from me - that ain't no kidney.

My best guess is  - compressed intestine ;o)

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:04 | 3132795 CPL
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http://www.hertsandessexobserver.co.uk/News/Bishops-Stortford/Chicken-ki...

 

It is indeed just a kidney.  It's good, although deep fried I'm not sure.  Probably the most amount of nutrition in that KFC box meal.  Lots of protein.  Body builders that want lean mass eat them.

http://www.livestrong.com/article/550488-chicken-kidney-nutrition/

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:04 | 3132798 Winston of Oceania
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It's as though nobody here has ever cut up and cooked a chicken, squeemish toadies I say...

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:35 | 3132903 fuu
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Hippy.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:36 | 3132909 smiler03
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I do wish you'd piss off and stick to posting your food pictures on Facebook.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:48 | 3132936 hedgeless_horseman
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I do wish you would learn to only read the articles and ignore the detritus (roasted in garlic and lemon) below them.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:48 | 3132969 Winston Churchill
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Do you go the whole hog.pun intended.

Roast pigs heads, lambs hearts,tripe etc.

I'm partial to Haggis, also black, and white pudding myself, tastes great,,

just don't think about before eating it.

Sat, 01/12/2013 - 21:31 | 3147928 smiler03
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You're absolutely right and I agree with you. I should ignore your detritus, aka the shit that settles at the bottom of a cesspit.

 

Have you noticed that I'm not the only one who disapproves of your food pics? ;O)

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 13:57 | 3133413 MassDecep
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I like to see real food once a year. Thanks for posting

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 13:30 | 3133285 Miffed Microbio...
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Gloves? You sissies! Bare hands are the way to go for that job. ;-)
But I will admit all the old vets called Mr. Miffed a sissy for using gloves for AI on the Jersey cows.

Miffed:-)

Wed, 01/09/2013 - 12:05 | 3136624 Winston of Oceania
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Drive through kitchen?

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:37 | 3132913 jmeyer
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ya gotta leave inside parts for the hot dog makers

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:56 | 3132992 CPL
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It's pretty sad when people can't identify food.  Says something about a society's ability to be independant from a supply chain if they can't indentify a sweet meat from something as common as a chicken.  

 

Now I'm wondering what the hell they make their gravy with (disgusting packaged shit?).

  • 1large onion, sliced
  • oil
  • 15 chicken kidneys, membranes and cores removed
  • cake flour
  • Chicken carcass + cover with water in pot.
  • 375ml boiling water
  • salt/pepper for taste.  Rosemary is great in it as well, very savoury.

Boil and render the carcass to make the stock.  Simmer it all in a sauce pan on low.  Mash kidney's into gravy to avoid chunky gravy.  Put on everything.  Delicious.

 

Alternatively add more water to the stock and make soup with the heart, liver and neck.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 13:19 | 3133243 Cognitive Dissonance
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Silly CPL. Everyone knows food is made in supermarkets.

<Just-In-Time supermarket delivery rots the sated brain.>

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:46 | 3132719 bigdumbnugly
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well, in their defense it was probably a chicken leg at one time anyway.

the digestive tract does wierd stuff to food don't you know...

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:48 | 3132729 BLOTTO
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Kentucky

Fried

Cocks

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 13:41 | 3133338 Gazooks
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with 'special' sauce

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:48 | 3132726 FL_Conservative
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"YUM" just doesn't do this justice!

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:56 | 3132993 tocointhephrase
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Only 10 secret ingredients to go.

Yuck is the new Yum!

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 14:42 | 3133464 New World Chaos
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My dad's first job involved bringing in advertisers for a local radio station and he told me a story about how he landed a huge deal with KFC.  Shortly thereafter, someone found a kentucky fried mouse.  Cute little fry ball with its tail and feet sticking out.  Made great news coverage.  KFC pulled the ad deal because whenever anyone heard their jingle about "secret ingredients", they remembered the kentucky fried mouse.

9 secret ingredients to go...

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:13 | 3132823 whatsinaname
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Why do you think its called Fast Food ?

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 12:39 | 3133093 TerminalDebt
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I know why its called fast, just don't know why its called food

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:13 | 3132825 persu
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Stop being a whimp. It is all the same nutrients, your ancestors would have no questions eating. Or do you care eating the same stuff hidden in your sausage? It is all protein and should not be wasted by picky, overweight pampered westerners.

Agree? You will not die, although it diverges from acceptable white meat.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:39 | 3132921 Ayn NY
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So they freak out about a chicken kidney whilst chowing down on steak and kidney pie at the local pub?

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:39 | 3132926 jmeyer
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the " H " in WHIMP is silent like the " P " in swimming

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 16:06 | 3133872 hooligan2009
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heh..that's funny..right there

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:20 | 3132830 CheapBastard
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"Our sincere apologies. Please accept lifetime of free deep fried chicken from KFC (original maggot style) as a way of making it up to you."

 

Sincerely,

Mr. I.D. Know

Chief, Risk Management Division, UK

 

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:34 | 3132899 _underscore
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"...and a side order of fava beans with that, please"

Wed, 01/09/2013 - 00:20 | 3135131 NewAmericaNow
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It's a Rooster testicle. lol

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:40 | 3132669 slaughterer
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We finally know where Corzine ended up, it seems.  

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:42 | 3132687 Papasmurf
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wishful thinking

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:40 | 3132672 FOC 1183
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holy fuck

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:46 | 3132715 Ignatius
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The hidden face of the factory food system.

"Holy Fuck", indeed.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:40 | 3132673 Sudden Debt
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I WANT A BUCKET OF THOSE AND 4 PINTS OF BEER TO WASH THEM DOWN!

LET'S HAVE SOME GOOD EATING!

ps: in the new world, insects will replace meat.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:40 | 3132674 Chump
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Every bite of KFC is a gamble.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:43 | 3132694 Mae Kadoodie
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Soylent Fried Chicken.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:46 | 3132716 Blammo
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It's eating stuff like this without whining that keeps me at the top of the food chain!

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:06 | 3132804 Karl von Bahnhof
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Save the rats, bitchez!

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:40 | 3132675 More_sellers_th...
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I bet it tastes like chiken

 

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:41 | 3132676 Capitalist
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KFC: Kidney Fried Chicken

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:42 | 3132678 USS Bernanke
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Finger Lickin Good.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:41 | 3132679 John McCloy
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Oh man. YUM?? Brands
This poor kid..well maybe not so poor after this.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:43 | 3132696 zilverreiger
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He received a lifelong free KFC voucher

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 15:46 | 3133808 FrankDrakman
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And the guy in line behind him got TWO vouchers..

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:44 | 3132702 Sudden Debt
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BLING BLING!!!

I alway tell the story on how I would like to get a hot cup of coffee spilled into my lap at McDonals by the moron behind the counter :)

anybody remember that multi million dollar claim back than? It was big!

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:57 | 3132772 MachoMan
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Actually, unless you want skin grafts all over your crotch + an 8 day hospital stay + other third and second degree burns, only to have your award later reduced by an appellate court...  I'd pipe down.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:15 | 3132836 chunga
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+180 degrees

She should have got more. The McDonald's PR machine painted her as an idiot.

The coffee was so hot it melted her clothing right into her skin.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 12:58 | 3133154 Shell Game
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What fabric melts at 212 ºF?  Sh*t made in Zhengzhou ghetto basements? 

 

/rhetorical question

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 14:58 | 3133649 chunga
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I don't know.

Maybe it was her skin melting into her clothes. Either way, the coffee was scalding hot and McDonald's was serving coffee at a much higer temp than other franchises.

I've spilled coffee on my skin more than once and never required skin grafts; they settled with her for an undisclosed amount but not before making her the poster child for tort reform.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 16:57 | 3134056 Jena
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Man-made fabrics like polyester melt when exposed to a certain heat point .  I don't  know what she was wearing, of course, but that would be one bad example. 

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 17:51 | 3134222 MachoMan
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Exactly chunga...  we got this huge push for tort reform, but then everyone figured out that we already had tort reform from the 70s (actually since the middle of the 19th century, but who's counting) and there wasn't much else you could whittle away without completely revealing you were in bed with insurance companies and their largest clients...  aside from the fact that much of tort reform is patently unconstitutional in many states...  (we're too young to remember why that darned old text was put in there, what the fuck did they know?  let's get rid of it!).

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:41 | 3132680 Papasmurf
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IDK what his complaint was.  Don't they eat steak and kidney pie over there?

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:55 | 3132988 TheFourthStooge-ing
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.

IDK what his complaint was.  Don't they eat steak and kidney pie over there?

Yes, and ........ spotted dick.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:41 | 3132683 Smuckers
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Kentucky Fried Cranium

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:42 | 3132686 i_fly_me
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People need to lighten up.  If you have *ever* broken down a whole chicken or turkey, you've seen that before.  You make gravy with parts like that.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:06 | 3132803 FubarNation
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Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! Make gravy with that?  Not me or anyone else I know.  Put down the hash pipe mate.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:20 | 3132857 persu
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Is that a picture of you? Well, you might be happy in the near future, if you did get the whole chicken to eat. They will charge extra probably.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:59 | 3133001 FubarNation
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Elena Kagan's face photoshopped over Sgt. Schultz.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:45 | 3132956 RagnarDanneskjold
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There are people who don't know that meat comes from animals. And that you can eat many parts of the animal.

This is a perfect example of "first world problems." 

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:42 | 3132688 JSD
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KFC...Kidney in my Fucking Chicken.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:42 | 3132689 Sudden Debt
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People should visit a meatfactory once in while and see how their food is prepared :)

WHAT THE FUCK TO YOU THINK THEY PUT IN YOUR HAMBURGERS?

DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S PRIME RIB THEY PUT INTO IT?!?

 

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:44 | 3132701 Chump
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Dude, harvesting vegetables is confusing for most folks.  Meat is fucking magic.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:14 | 3132832 Element
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he's from belgium ... it's a pate thing

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:50 | 3132736 Ralph Spoilsport
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As part of developing a microbial scanner for DuPont, our team visited the Parks Sausage (a minority owned business BTW) plant in Baltimore, MD around 1990. Damn! I don't think any of us have ever eaten sausage since then.

(If you read this Les, give me a buzz on the Farm Line)

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:04 | 3132790 Sudden Debt
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As a student I worked in a slaughter house because... well the pay was great.

First week: The Salami production line... my god... really... I think I said that every second in that first week...

Second week: Ham... really... pink and fresh? THINK AGAIN!! It starts green/blue/gray and stinks and comes uit pink and with a fresh smell after 50 needles and steam went through it!

Third week: Sausage... and than I quit.

Really, it was uber discusting. I didn't just eat any meat for a year anymore, I almost gaged everytime I smeled meat!

IT IS DISCUSTING.

Meat isn't red like you see in the stores. Really, it isn't! That because of the chemicals and salts!

DO YOU REALLY THINK MEAT LOOKS NICE RED AND FRESH FOR 2 WEEKS!? Because mostly it takes that long before it ends up in your fridge! And that's when the labels are right and honest!

Meat looks like roadkill before they start "fixing" it!

Just ask your grandparents if they're still alive how meat looked back in the days before the age of chemicals!

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:35 | 3132838 fuu
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If you ever get to Minnesota take a tour of the Spam line capped off with a visit to the Spam Museum in Austin . I think the fiery depilation machine is the best. Although the "Churner" is pretty cool too.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:06 | 3132801 Sudden Debt
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Oh yeah, the Ham?

THEY FIRST CLEANED IT WITH BLEECH!!!!!

In that way, they destroyed all "original flavor". Than they injected the supplements that make it taste like what you think is ham!

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 12:14 | 3133028 WillyGroper
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You say bleach?  All those chickens they can't sell by the sell by date are soaked in a bleach/water solution, then rotisseried for your take home pleasure. Bon Appetit.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:42 | 3132690 zilverreiger
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Ceiling cat?

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:42 | 3132691 Frastric
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Where the hell is the puking smiley?

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:17 | 3132843 Element
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Smiley? He loves cats, just can't eat a whole one himself. :D

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:43 | 3132692 lizzy36
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That is fucking repulsive.

If i has bitten into this i would have become a vegan (from a red meat eating canadian) immediately.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:52 | 3132748 Manthong
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Oh heck.. can you imagine an American, or anyone for that mater 100 years ago going apoplectic because chicken parts got mixed up a bit in a meal?

It wasn’t like a loaded intestine got deep fried..

or somebody put petroleum products in the Twinkies.

 

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 12:12 | 3133022 subqtaneous
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or ground glass in your lipitor.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 16:58 | 3134069 dogbreath
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+1 I am seriously thinking of becomeing a vegan because of thet picture.  

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:43 | 3132697 fuu
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That looks typically English.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:45 | 3132712 Sudden Debt
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And in France it's called "Nouveau Cuisine" and will set you back €500 for 1 serving!

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:52 | 3132746 S5936
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Looks like Piers Morgans face

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 16:01 | 3133864 hooligan2009
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except its prettier

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:44 | 3132700 thedrickster
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On the bright side, it would appear that KFC is actually serving Chicken.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:45 | 3132705 chunga
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Ahh, so that's their secret recipe.

blech

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:45 | 3132706 PaperBear
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I just so happened to be eating when this image appeared - yuk.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:45 | 3132708 TerminalDebt
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Warning: May contain actual chicken

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:45 | 3132709 docmac324
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BRAINS.....BRAINS......

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:46 | 3132710 Say What Again
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Waste no -- want not.  Must use EVERY part of the carcass to its fullest. 

The American Indians would eat the heart of the buffalo while the body was still warm to increase their virility.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:46 | 3132714 Itch
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Nah, i know what that is... a lot of maggots were eating away at chicken and they threw it in the fry so they became crispy maggots. Finger licking good.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:46 | 3132720 Smuckers
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Maybe they were just trialing an attempt at fast-food haggis.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:48 | 3132725 JSD
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This is why I stick to McDonalds.  I can spot a toe posing as a chicken nugget quicker than a fontal lobe concealed in my breast.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:42 | 3132939 catacl1sm
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I knew i would regret clicking on that link. Thanks.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 16:00 | 3133856 hooligan2009
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not gonna...nu uh

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 12:18 | 3133039 WillyGroper
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ROFLMAO

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:48 | 3132728 Zymurguy
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What animal is the kidney from?  That's what should be of concern here.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:54 | 3132761 Sudden Debt
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Hey, They don't call it "SURPRISE CHICKEN" for nothing!

 

http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/579726_511037832258334_1239480643_n.jpg

 

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:55 | 3132767 Sudden Debt
Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:49 | 3132732 Dagny Taggart
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I can't even leave that picture on my screen.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:49 | 3132733 Catullus
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Whatever. If you fried your toe, you'd think it tastes like chicken.

I would actually look at your food before you shovel it into your face.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:50 | 3132737 Sketch
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Thats irony for you. British food is the equivalent of everything the asians won't eat, and they STILL think this is gross.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:50 | 3132740 Joe Davola
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I'll have the #4 with some Fava Beans and a nice Chianti on the side!

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:51 | 3132741 Say What Again
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Is that a "Big Kahuna Burger?"

Would you like a Sprite with that?

http://www.miramax.com/subscript/big-kahuna-burger-milkshake-recipe-pulp...

 

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:51 | 3132745 Smuckers
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This is why we all need iPhones.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:53 | 3132753 Lendo
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This is why it's best to prepare your own food.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 12:42 | 3133107 TerminalDebt
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Are you trying to put fast food workers out of a good union job? The poor union bosses will starve

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:54 | 3132759 Seasmoke
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Make Piers Morgan eat it. Fucking no good Brits.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:54 | 3132760 orangedrinkandchips
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Fucking disgusting. I cant look at it.

 

now, I wonder if I was starving what would I eat?

 

desperate times, desperate measures......

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 17:01 | 3134082 dogbreath
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grass, dandylions flower petals

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:54 | 3132762 SuperDeDuper
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eating fast food only makes you shit your brains out.  Thats all its good for.  And for a good hangover cure.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:55 | 3132765 AccreditedEYE
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Yummy! Looks almost as delicious as this dip I'm about to buy more of...

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:59 | 3132773 spanish inquisition
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Looks like their new Deep Fried Kidney Pie accidently made it out of the UK test kitchen.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:57 | 3132774 q99x2
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This thing is not a nice thing to see a breakfast time. Hurry and post more articles. Make it go away.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:58 | 3132776 yogibear
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YUM raised their prices significantly for this sub standard fried garbage. 

It's about time people boycott these places.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:00 | 3132783 rufusbird
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Looks like great catfishing bait!

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:01 | 3132786 Agent P
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The only thing worse than finding a kidney in your fried chicken is finding half a kidney in your fried chicken.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:02 | 3132788 Seasmoke
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When I worked at KFC. These are the pieces we kept for the cops. Those fat fuckers never came back to complain.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:19 | 3132852 SilverDOG
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Here piggy piggy PIGGYYY !

Hilarious.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:02 | 3132791 Loose Caboose
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Deep-fried clump o' maggots - or brain.  That is not a kidney.  Disgusting doesn't even begin to.........where's the barf bag?

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:02 | 3132794 ziggy59
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KFC Kids Meal*= Kentucky Fried Cidneys

*Spell Checker Not Included

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 15:59 | 3133849 hooligan2009
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its the same size as a childs kindey (not a chickens) so KFC should = Kidney Fried Children

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:06 | 3132802 yogibear
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YUM changing to YUK.

YUK  foods.

What type of garbage does Taco Bell use for their meat?

Pizza Hut and their sausage?

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