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Jeff Gundlach's 2013 Market Outlook Webcast: "Year Of The Snake"

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Today at 4:15pm Eastern, DoubleLine's Jeff Gundlach will present his 2013 outlook "Year of the Snake" touching on the economy, markets and "his outlook for what he believes may be the best investment strategies and sector allocations for 2013."

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Tue, 01/08/2013 - 17:06 | 3134097 reader2010
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Speculators don't always want "free" infomericals.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 18:37 | 3134340 Michaelwiseguy
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Year of the Snake, Hmm, What can I come up with that would be appropriate in honor of the Year of the Snake?

What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable?



Gabby Giffords.


The joke about Ronald Reagan's favorite vegetable, Jim Brady, wasn't made a stink about by the Democrat collectivists or anyone else.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 17:10 | 3134107 Snakeeyes
Tue, 01/08/2013 - 17:18 | 3134127 Dr. Engali
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Year of the trillion dollar tuna.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 18:12 | 3134281 francis_sawyer
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Year of the 'one eyed' snake...

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 22:01 | 3134445 TwoShortPlanks
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The year of Don't Tread On Me.

Off Thread Comment (Sorry, it's important): Just for the record, everyone claims that the CNN Morgan V Jones show was actually a roaring success and that CNN had failed in attempting to discredit Jones. Let's face it, in the average American's eyes it was a booming success for Jones (as seen in the ZH tread comments). BUT, was that the target audience?

I offer another viewpoint, that it wasn't a CNN failure at all, and it did successfully discredit pro-gun ownership, more to the point, it eroded the international perspective of the US Constitution. You see, the program isn't just being screened across the US, it's being shown internationally. What opinion do you think arises when an international viewer watches that show...I actually like Jones, but he looked like a raving psychopath supporting fully-auto weapons...which side do you think the international media and people will take when the UN backs the US Government's plan to confiscate weapons in the US?

You need to understand that the show was an attempt to identify and alienate a particular segment of US society.

The 'Fog Of War': What many Americans need to do right now is to think globally, because your enemy does. This isn't a war limited to Americans and their Constitutional Rights. That American-centric narrow-minded thinking is a sure-fire way to fail. No, this is much, much bigger than that. You need to see beyond America, you need to win hearts and mind abroad.

Recall Adlai Ewing Stevenson comment to Ambassador Zorin (Cuban Missile Crisis): "You are in the courtroom of world opinion right now, and you can answer yes or no". Morgan did exactly the same thing to Jones, "answer yes or no". Remember, it was international pressure which forced the USSR to back down publically, even if a deal was cut under the table. In that one comment Stevenson dragged the rest of the peace-loving world onto the US side of the argument. In that one interview CNN forced the rest of the peace-loving world to form a moral opinion...to take a sides (more or less). This was a set-up.

Did you not see that this 2nd Amendment Right has been moved from a domestic issue into the international arena? Do you not see that this is now a war of international opinion? If you do not, then you have already failed!

And before you blurt-out it's nobody else's business, think again, as the rest of the world has watched America get involved with over 50 wars since WWII, so this is indeed an international issue...they're making it so...they’re making the American public look like a bunch of war-mongers, ergo, support that the weapons must go.

The UN get to look like the good-guys…do ya get it?!

Do you think it was coincidence that CNN used a Pommy mouthpiece...someone to whom the Commonwealth and all of Europe can connect with (even the Chinese)?

Lastly, if Alex Jones, InfoWars etc were actually part of an Hegelian Dialectic maneuver, he's done a brilliant job, as the rest of the world isn't against gun ownership, they're against excessive gun ownership (excessive numbers and/or excessive firepower), and Jones's psycho rage made America look gun-crazed.....was that deliberate, is he just a loose cannon, or is that how Americans think? Big opinions are forming. Wars are won and lost in exactly this way.

Wake up. Think about it. Think about the whole of the Battlefield, the whole of the War.

You've got a lot to learn people...and so little time to do it.

You will never know the truth, you can only play the game better...and you just got hammered big-time!

For those who don't believe me, just click right here and see the damage:







Tue, 01/08/2013 - 18:30 | 3134321 Ying-Yang
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They do smell like fish? (sarc)

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 19:21 | 3134453 e_goldstein
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Rumor has it that bitch stinks.


Tue, 01/08/2013 - 17:12 | 3134113 AgAu_man
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Dear Sheeple of the World, dear Tools, Fools, Patriots, Sinners & Saints: 

Welcome to the Year of The Snake!

After enough years and attempts by your unwashed Masses for self-determination, we hope  we have shown you that ‘your’ [laughter] socio-political models of Capitalism, Socialism and Communism simply do not work.  Well, how can they, given that our Select People have designed or participated in the formation of all these? [evil laughter].  We hope that you’ve learned your lesson.

Now it is almost time for things to revert to the way things have worked for thousands of years: FEUDALISM!  Soon we will introduce you – no, make you beg for – the new & improved version:  FEUDALISM 2.0.  This has been beta-tested extensively in all kinds of countries in the world, thanks to your dumb and weak leaders & politicians, and our clever & devious Central Banking friends.

In due time, when we have confiscated and foreclosed your real assets – while you play & pay with our paper ‘money’ and tokens [more evil laughter] – you will be (re)introduced to your  true masters of the universe.  Your blue-blood Masters are all blessed (by our and soon to be your God), and who are busy doing his work right now.

Now, as a gesture of goodwill and a sign of great things to come (yes, ‘great’ for us!), we will begin with turning your ‘swords’ (guns) into plowshares.  You will be safer.   Please keep repeating that nice mantra until it becomes self-fulfilling.

A whole New World Order is approaching.  Have a nice, safe day, while toiling in our Fortune-500 -666 offices, factories, mines, oil fields and GMO-fields.   Please enjoy all that job-security and ample work (no more unemployment!) we will provide. 

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 17:44 | 3134203 harami
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Viva la resistance!

*long silence*

Oh wait, they planned that too.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 19:02 | 3134412 GeorgeHayduke
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The problem is huge masses of the sheople herd will gladly sign up for servitude to their feudal masters as long as there is perceived safety and security. They have been conditioned for this transition for decades now and most are quite happy to comply at this point. That is as long as they get those few creature comforts like high fructose energy drinks, rat-poisoned "diet" drinks (to make them think they are losing weight) AND the ability to have someone other than themselves to look down upon.

The feudal lords know that hierarchy and social status are very important to the sheople herd, so really putting it to non-compliant, non-herdlike folks in full view of the sheople serfs will give the serfs someone to hate and look down upon. This tactic builds the herd's self esteem and keeps them from looking up to fully see their feudal lords and harbor hatred towards them. This shit has worked for thousands of years, no need to change the game plan now.

The irony is how people today think they are so much smarter than folks 1,000 years ago. Yet they still idolize rich and powerful folks (why are there still royal familes anywhere in the Western world these days?), insist upon following slave religions like Christianity, and buy into stupid crap like patriotism. What should we expect but feudalism when the owners know how to manipulate the herd so easily?

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 20:47 | 3134613 MrSteve
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What a brilliant jerk-off! Fantastic and congratulations!!

What an amazing intellect!!!! Now tell us what your amazing solution and stunning, winning recommendation is- or - is it that if you had one, you'd have detailed it to us here.

Oh well, maybe in your next reincarnation you could come back as real carnation, all sweet smellin' and fine. We now await your sparkling, brilliant response, while you are still with us.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 17:17 | 3134125 LongSoupLine
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Wake me when it's, "Year of bankers and Fed going to bleeding ass prison".

Fuck off Bernanke.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 17:46 | 3134210 harami
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Better stay asleep, it isn't happening in our lifetime.

Where's that blue pill?

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 18:37 | 3134346 Winston Churchill
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There is no going back after taking the Red pill.

Death is the only exit.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 17:26 | 3134148 Debeachesand Je...
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Year of the Cockroach Douchebag.

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 17:31 | 3134158 Unprepared
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Tried this but apparently taken:


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Tue, 01/08/2013 - 18:29 | 3134315 Zer0head
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Thanks Tylers

Wed, 01/09/2013 - 04:22 | 3135569 lmile61
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Wed, 01/09/2013 - 08:15 | 3135773 Mi Naem
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Now, please the head re-insert to lick the bowels. 

Wed, 01/09/2013 - 06:32 | 3135685 JamesBond
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Play the matching game:




Obama                          Snake in the grass

Boehner                         Speaks with fork tongue

Reid                              Snake oil salesman

Pelosi                             Once bit twice shy

Connolly                         Sharper than a serpent's tooth

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