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Blame It On The Flu

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Economic weakness in November was blamed on Hurricane Sandy. Economic weakness in December was blamed on the Fiscal Cliff. Now, we know what economic weakness in January will be blamed on: the flu. And, as the old saying goes: "Flu got you down? Take two QEs and see the chairman in the morning."

From Google:

And the CDC's Interactive FluView screen:

 


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Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:22 | Link to Comment Mongo
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Not on the boogie?

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:24 | Link to Comment Lohn Jocke
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Sorry boss, I can't make it in to work today. I have Diarrhea.

They never question that one.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:28 | Link to Comment pine_marten
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That always worked for when I wanted to leave high school early too.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:37 | Link to Comment WhyDoesItHurtWh...
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4 out of 5 Fedophiles recommend Ponzicodone for symptons of Fecal Cliff and nausea.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 15:14 | Link to Comment Janice
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More government lies. We're feeling fine in Florida.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:38 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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I thought Obama 'banned' the flu when all those kids got sick that one time... 

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:42 | Link to Comment whotookmyalias
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Wasn't blame it on the flu a Milli Vinilli song?

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:48 | Link to Comment Snakeeyes
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But, but, Krugman's broken window theory of Sandy should mean that GDP should skyrocket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://confoundedinterest.wordpress.com/2013/01/11/more-housing-angst-us...

Sat, 01/12/2013 - 07:04 | Link to Comment IamtheREALmario
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That executive order got lost amongst the thousands the wannabee dictator in chief spews out, claiming powers he was not given, has not earned and does not deserve.

... and from the video coverage, he still has the golf swing of a little girl.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:27 | Link to Comment Yellowhoard
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I'm not sure if I've got the rock n roll fever or the boogie woogie flu?

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:33 | Link to Comment tnquake
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Commonly called the "Green Apple Quick Step"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIZU_NZRfjA

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:46 | Link to Comment The Gooch
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Bloomberg has limited it to one.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 16:35 | Link to Comment Freddie
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Test run of the NWO weaponsized flu.  Part of ObaCare to get rid of older white folks.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 17:30 | Link to Comment Flakmeister
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Well politically it is more feasible than real Medicare cuts...

But seriously, how much time do you spend dreaming up the utter nonsense that you type?

It really is;nt that funny unless you frequent places where you expect low-brow KKK type hang out..

Edit: Hey, I get it now, Yo! Crockett and Newem (however the fuck you spell it), someone is here to see you..

Sat, 01/12/2013 - 00:06 | Link to Comment TheProphet
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Were that only true. The last pandemic killed the young, not the elderly. The body of a younger person fought the infection harder, thus inducing much higher fever and a much higher fatality rate.

Sat, 01/12/2013 - 01:31 | Link to Comment Flakmeister
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Correct....

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:22 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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It's all good mayor bloomfuck says you may just have to suffer a little. No biggie.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 15:05 | Link to Comment lolmao500
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Bloomberg better start legalizing meth to save the childrenz!

http://news.msn.com/rumors/rumor-meth-can-cure-the-flu

Meth can cure the flu

A study found that meth could suppress replication of the influenza A virus responsible for the flu.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:22 | Link to Comment Bohm Squad
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Kleenex and Charmin are cleaning up!

 

 

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:24 | Link to Comment Itch
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Thats down to all the wankers in the world though.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:22 | Link to Comment Lohn Jocke
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THREE, THREE, THREE, THREE, THREE, THREE, THREE, THREE, CORNER ON THE MARKET.

 

Suckers.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:25 | Link to Comment Flakmeister
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We are overdue for a good ol'fashioned pandemic...

Make sure you have lots of popcorn handy when it happens...

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:26 | Link to Comment catacl1sm
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While highly contagious, this year's flu strains aren't particularly virulent.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:37 | Link to Comment IPA
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I suggest looking up the word virulent before you contradict yourself.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 14:09 | Link to Comment Flakmeister
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Touche....

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 14:15 | Link to Comment ShankyS
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I thought he was quoting CNBC

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:43 | Link to Comment tickhound
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The art of sickness without death...

Sounds perfect for Big Pharma and the 'flu stawks.'     

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 15:14 | Link to Comment ParkAveFlasher
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+1 And with so much Ny Quil flying off the shelves, Obama should have an easy time to keep soldiers in the Poppy Fields securing those raw materials. 

In other news, one small banner fro Bad Idea tshirts, one giant tent pitched in my pantaloons.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 18:47 | Link to Comment Panafrican Funk...
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Novovirus = big money for toilet paper manufacturers.  

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 17:02 | Link to Comment Oleander
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I had the swine flu now I have super immunity. They are looking into wether or not the H1N1 vaccine may have also given extra immunity against flu. 

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:26 | Link to Comment topspinslicer
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Nothing like some qe cash to make you feel better -- jumping jacks after converting to some shiney rounds and bars

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:26 | Link to Comment Skateboarder
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(1) Get flu vaccine --> (2) get flu --> (3) go back to (1).

It's national flu month, huh. Is Hallmark milkin the shit out of it yet?

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:26 | Link to Comment risk-reward
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Wonder if The Bernake will punch out early?

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:29 | Link to Comment topspinslicer
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"Wonder if The Bernake will punch out early?"

IT DOESN'T MATTA' !!!!! don't you think they got them there the automatic pilot feature on them there new fangeled printers!

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:31 | Link to Comment risk-reward
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How foolish of me.  Of COURSE Janet knows how to run the printers !

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:27 | Link to Comment topspinslicer
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Biden needs to have a flu summit concerning flu control -- make this bitch earn his keep with endless meetings I says

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:28 | Link to Comment pods
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I see the CDC is doing all it can to remain relevant?

I can't wait till summer when the government tells me what to do outside in the heat.

No doubt we will be deluged with more flu shot propaganda?  

BAAAAAAAH.

Free advice: Almost everyone is deficient in Vitamin D.  

pods

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:58 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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An occasional 'roll around' tumble on your silver coin stack ought to cure most ailments...

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 14:22 | Link to Comment pods
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I used to keep a silver quarter in the dog's water bowl.

Silver is a potent antibiotic.  Never saw success with anything viral, but bacterial it works wonders.

pods

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 14:34 | Link to Comment Harbanger
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Great idea.  I should get my dog a silver bowl.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 16:39 | Link to Comment Freddie
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What about tungsten.

This flu epidemic is a test run for the NWO/Hopey Changey's biologics part of TSA/Homeland Security.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 14:05 | Link to Comment Harbanger
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I had the flu last week.  Lasted about 4 days, now I feel great.  Took zinc right away and it seemed to work.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 15:14 | Link to Comment ParkAveFlasher
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TERRIST!!!

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:29 | Link to Comment HaroldWang
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Bullish for AMZN - I'm upgrading it from hold your nose screaming buy to mega insane buy with a price target of 3000 based on this info.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 14:33 | Link to Comment Squid Vicious
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waiting for amzn to break out above 275, then I will start buying

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:30 | Link to Comment silverserfer
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brought to you by tamiflu

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:36 | Link to Comment Skateboarder
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Whoever made that name needs to write "I won't come up with crappy product names" on a blackboard for at least a month.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:30 | Link to Comment topspinslicer
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AlGore is gonna monetize this flu season you betcha!!!! Fat asse retard face

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:54 | Link to Comment Greater Fool
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He invented the flu, you know.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 14:03 | Link to Comment knukles
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I though he invented the Internet.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 14:46 | Link to Comment FoeHammer
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The internet is not a dumptruck.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:30 | Link to Comment pine_marten
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Seriously - wash your hands alot.  Like I used to tell my boys - your dick is clean but your hands are dirty so you should wash them before you take a leak.......

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 14:02 | Link to Comment knukles
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After I'd ridden the NYC subways I'd wash my hands before playing with my dink or wiping my butt.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 16:43 | Link to Comment Freddie
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Pablo Honey - "are you washing you a**, keep yourself clean honey?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV2rhZjhY14

LOL! Effing Jerky Boys.

 

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:36 | Link to Comment Temporalist
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Certainly this "emergency" will need government funding for all 50 states that are affected.  I'd say $10 billion each should do it.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:37 | Link to Comment Shizzmoney
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I love how Mayor Bloomberg told everyone to get a flu shot like him....and he STILL got the flu.

I'm with Joe Rogan.  Sometimes, its OK to get sick; you develop an immune system to deal with it better for the next time.  I'm getting over a cold now, had to use a day at work....but at least I have days (not many); most have to work in our martyr culture (or lose their jobs).  The government officials and Challenger/Gray, tell us that "employers are getting the message that this is unacceptable", but for the majority of wage slaves, this is bullshit.

I've never gotten a flu shot, I saw what it did to this woman (Dystonia).  All set:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnsNgOuTazM

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 16:27 | Link to Comment Isotope
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That was a hoax.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:37 | Link to Comment Seasmoke
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HaJew ! HaJew !

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:38 | Link to Comment Jason T
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hours worked could fall.. not good for GDP.. and productivity I doubt to see a boost.  Long chicken soup.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:40 | Link to Comment VelvetHog
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Hot whiskey based drinks are the solution.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:41 | Link to Comment JR
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In today’s lesson, Mr. Krugman, we learn not to mess with Peter Schiff.

INFLATION PROPAGANDA EXPOSED by Peter Schiff on LewRockwell.com today:

(Excerpt from a must read)

Economists who hold the popular view that expanding the money supply will provide the best medicine for our ailing economy dismiss the inflationary concerns of monetary hawks, like me, by pointing to the supposedly low inflation that has occurred during the current period of rampant Fed activism. In a recent blog post aimed specifically at me, Paul Krugman noted that the sub 2.5% increases in the Consumer Price Index (CPI) over the past few years are all that is needed to prove me wrong. In fact, Krugman and others have even suggested that the CPI itself overstates inflation and that the Fed would be better able to help the economy if less strict methodologies were used. However, there is plenty of evidence to suggest that the CPI is essentially meaningless as it woefully under reports rising prices.

Magazines and newspapers provide a good case in point. The truth has not been exposed through the economic reporting that these outlets provide, but in the prices that are permanently fixed to their covers. For instance, from 1999 to 2002 the Bureau of Labor Statistic's (BLS) "Newspaper and Magazine Index" (a component of the CPI) increased by 37.1%. But a perusal of the cover prices of the 10 most popular newspapers and magazines (WSJ, Washington Post, Time, Sports Illustrated, U.S. News & World Report, Newsweek, People, NY Times, USA Today, and the LA Times) over the same time frame showed an average cover price increase of 131.5% (3.5 times faster than the BLS' stats). This is not even in the same ballpark. …

Another stunning example is found in health insurance costs, which is a major line item for most families. According to the BLS we can all breathe easy on that front because their "Health Insurance Index" increased a mere 4.3% (total) in the four years between 2008 and 2012. Interestingly, over the same time, the Kaiser Survey of Employer Sponsored Health Insurance showed that the cost of family health insurance rose 24.2% (5.5 times faster). But even if the BLS had reported higher costs, it wouldn't have made much of a difference in the CPI itself. Believe it or not, health insurance costs are assigned a weighting of less than one percent of the overall CPI. In contrast, the Kaiser Survey revealed that in 2012 the average total cost for family health insurance coverage was $15,745, or almost one third of the median family income. …

Even more egregious than the manner in which prices are currently reported is the way that CPI methods have been changed over the years to insure that most increases are factored out. Since the 1970's, the CPI formula has changed so thoroughly that it bears scant resemblance to the one used during the "malaise days" of the Carter years… Between 1970 and 1980 the officially reported CPI rose a whopping 112%, and prices of our basket of goods and services rose by 117%, just 5% faster. In contrast between 2002 and 2012 the CPI rose just 27.5%, but our basket [Global Investor Newsletter] increased by 44.3%, a rate that was 61% faster. And remember, this is using the BLS' own price data. ...

http://lewrockwell.com/schiff/schiff195.html

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 14:00 | Link to Comment knukles
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Krugman

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 14:04 | Link to Comment Chump
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is

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 14:19 | Link to Comment Redstone
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the gift that keeps on giving.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 15:24 | Link to Comment ParkAveFlasher
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...if Santa was Satan.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 14:15 | Link to Comment ItchyBeard
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Schiff rocks. His book - How an economy grows and why it crashes - is how I started out in my quest to learn more about how the world really works.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:41 | Link to Comment seek
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Now would be a great time for reruns of Stephen King's "The Stand" miniseries, especially if you're home sick.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:52 | Link to Comment Dapper Dan
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I wish I had a dollar for every time I heard "get your flu shot" on tv or radio.

US 2012-2013 flu season

  CDC: US flu shot 55% effective against influenza A strains, which is responsible for most illnesses - @NBCNews

 

I have not received a flu shot, apparently the media ads don't work on me. Sorry Ed

One of Bernays's favorite techniques for manipulating public opinion was the indirect use of "third party authorities" to plead his clients' causes. "If you can influence the leaders, either with or without their conscious cooperation, you automatically influence the group which they sway", he said. In order to promote sales of bacon, for example, he conducted a survey of physicians and reported their recommendation that people eat heavy breakfasts. He sent the results of the survey to 5,000 physicians, along with publicity touting bacon and eggs as a heavy breakfast.

From: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Bernays

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:55 | Link to Comment gould's fisker
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Ramp up the excuse blame game . . . DC taking all applicants except corruption, incompetence and stupidity.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:56 | Link to Comment knukles
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dateline Atlanta Jan 11, 2013

The CDC has announced that 100% of the American population has either already got or will get the flu this season which has a 102.3% mortality rate for those who have not yet received their flu shots which are available everywhere at any price from free to "what a fucking jab in the ass."  Unlike last year's confusion, we will not be ceasing counting the number of infections or deaths prematurely before any significant records were kept in order to be able to say anything we wanted to afterwards and then got accused of manufacturing imaginary data by Conspiracy Theorists who have this year been branded mentally ill and as such inordinate amounts of serious psychotropic drugs that will be administered by force if necessary in order that the public at large who are all already infected, remain free and secure.
We strongly urge the American People to get their flu shots as soon as possible even though the injections available do not cover any of the current strains of influenza know to man, and remain home behind closed and plastic covered and taped windows and doors.  Help from your Federal Family of Agencies will be expedited to ensure your long term survival, including relocation to the Detroit Radionuclutide Recycling and Reeducation Camp #7 at the discretion of your minders predicated upon your facial expressions and mumbled comments.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 16:45 | Link to Comment Freddie
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Hope & Change weaponized flu coming your way.  We don't need to take your guns.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:57 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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'Economic weakness'? Where? All I see is unicorns farting gold dubloons with equities markets within a few% of all time bubble record highs.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 13:58 | Link to Comment kralizec
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Those hyperbolic graphs made me toss my nachos.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 14:00 | Link to Comment IridiumRebel
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My wife works in the ER and she says half the people coming in would have been better just staying home, but lets go to the ER to overcrowd and stick the tax payer with a nice health care bill cuz I'm too stupid to drink water, take some Viamin C and half a couple Tylenol.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 14:09 | Link to Comment kralizec
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Low information voters.

Meh!

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 14:10 | Link to Comment knukles
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I have a dream.

Mayhaps the best way to stop folks from abusing the emergency rooms they no longer need since everybody is now Covered by ObamaDon'tCare and has Access to a Doctor of their Choice (remember that shit?) the restorative for anybody proclaiming sickness from flu should be to stuff a 4 pound cabbage up their arse.

Admissions (except from the non-discerning terribly hungry) would plummet

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 14:12 | Link to Comment Temporalist
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Stop it with your complete and utter nonsense!  Health care is free!  I will use the emergency room any time I want because I'm that important.  My last eight visits to the emergency room only cost the hospital $1000 on average each for the headaches and sniffles and splinters that were afflicting me.  It's not my fault that more people don't use the emergency room when they need medical assistance for their menstruation and tummy aches from eating too many Twinkies. 

Forward!

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 14:46 | Link to Comment IridiumRebel
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One "lady" once took and ambulance to get to the ER cuz it is close to the deli she likes cuz they got her smokes. $450 pack smokes you and I pay for. 

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 14:36 | Link to Comment DollarDive
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Oh yeah I'm also a fat freaking overweight slob that hasn't done a shred of exercise in 5 years.  I eat McDonalds for lunch three days a week and drink a case of Bud Talls every weekend.  Wonder why I'm getting the FLU ? 

Sat, 01/12/2013 - 09:27 | Link to Comment Bob
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Shitty beer gets you every time. 

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 14:27 | Link to Comment adr
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Economic weakness is April will be blamed on the showers, May blamed on the flowers.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 17:13 | Link to Comment Oleander
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The pollen keeps many indoors. That and the damn bees.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 14:33 | Link to Comment DollarDive
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4500 cases out of 100mm people ...hmmm maybe it is being hyped just a bit !!..... Only 1% of those being tested are testing positive... enough with the bullshit.  

 

Oh NO... government bond auction failing, must be the FLU !!  

 

I'm staying home and watching "The Tiny Dot"

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 14:40 | Link to Comment FTheEstablishment
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Wouldn't be winter without flu propaganda.

CBS news may as well be one long pharma commercial. There was a video of someone saying "i was coughing, dizyy, and had a sore throat" - fucking really????! That's what happens when you get sick! This is supposed to make me run out and get a flu shot? Pathethic as usual. 

On the frightening side, I wouldn't be suprised if they try to parlay this into a mandatory flu shot at the beginning of every school year. 

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 14:42 | Link to Comment FoeHammer
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Seems like everbody has the Fiat Flu these days...

Gold is medicine, bitchez.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 14:47 | Link to Comment koncaswatch
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As usual: Wash DC area - Not Sufficient Data

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 14:56 | Link to Comment Lord Of Finance
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I hate you Charles Schwab.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 14:57 | Link to Comment ThaBigPerm
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<- Out sick with the flu + sick pay = recession.

<- Home unemployed + unemployment check = stimulus.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 15:22 | Link to Comment AgAu_man
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Looks like someone got curious and went to the obvious site -- CDC: http://www.cdc.gov/flu/weekly/

I'd like to see the map extend into Canada and Mexico.  Can't speak for our southern Amigos, but I do know that the Canucks have this data also.  Oh, wait, I found it:

http://dsol-smed.phac-aspc.gc.ca/dsol-smed/fluwatch/fluwatch.phtml?lang=e&operation=Animate&Submit=1&province=wb&FluWeek=wk201301

Looks like the incidence rate drops with lower pop. density in northern Canada -- duh! -- but also because all kinds of 'bugs' (viruses, bacteria, fungi, cockroaches, etc.) frikkin' HATE the Canadian winters, but love the sunny, warm/hot climates down south.  Bio-101. 

Preppers are better off in Montana and Alberta than in Florida, California.  We have a nice, rural place by a body of water and sizable arable land in Canada.  1-day drive from US.  Good insurance policy that's fun to visit.  The neighbors are not into US-style 'domestic armories', but do have guns for hunting (fowl, beaver, deer, elk, moose).  They tell me I can come along with them on the next Beaver hunt.  ;-)  They are big into DIY stuff, preserving food, crafts, exchanging stuff as gifts.  They feel more 'connected' that way.  "Eh."

 

 

Sat, 01/12/2013 - 03:40 | Link to Comment TheObsoleteMan
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Actually, you got it all wrong. Down here in Florida, the flu is a rare thing for those of us who live here as year around residents. You Canadians and New Englanders bring it down with you when you visit for the winter. Scientific studies state three reasons why flu activity is low in Florida; 1. The bright sun acts as a antiseptic. It kills off the germs and viruses. 2. The sun causes production of vitamin D, a proven powerful immune booster. 3. The heat keeps your nasal passages moist. No drying out from fan-forced heat furnaces. Dry throats and nasal passages are the welcome mat to the flu. And to just let you know: Almost the entire central and south of Florida rest upon huge underground aquifers. That is why we have so many sinkholes.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 16:31 | Link to Comment mr. mirbach
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Congress needs to pass a total Flu Ban, asap! Ban all Flu virus from entering into the country, add the Flu virus to the Terrorist Watch list and No Fly list.  That will certainly fix the problem. 

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 17:34 | Link to Comment edifice
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I was strongly encouraged by my employer to get vaccinated (do it or lose your job). That night, I was running a fever and sick for two days after.

So, Get Flu Shot -> Get Sick -> Repeat

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