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New York's Other Epidemic

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The flu will come and go, but another, far more troubling epidemic appears to have gripped New York: one which, in a post Sandy Hook world, probably needs as much discussion as tragic mass murders conducted by deranged lone gunmen, especially since absolutely nobody appears to be addressing this particular issue. Why? Because, frankly we think the two kinds of tragedies are very intimately connected.

Via @NYScanner

h/t Alexander Gloy

 

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Fri, 01/11/2013 - 15:43 | 3145157 The big unzip
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I bet it is banker throwing people off who are a day behind on their loan payment.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 15:50 | 3145185 markar
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Bloomberg is working with NASA to develop a gravity ban

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 15:58 | 3145201 Flakmeister
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Naw... only dumb fuck Bible thumpin' Tea Party types try to legislate scientific facts and theories....

Edited for clarity...

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 15:59 | 3145222 Totentänzerlied
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I guess you've never heard Scientific Socialism, or progressivism.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 17:15 | 3145244 Flakmeister
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Oh, please do tell me all about it... I am all ears...

Edit: One hour later. Well, I am still waiting.. or are you admitting that you are completely and utterly full of shit?

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 20:42 | 3146014 Bay of Pigs
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I would assume, like most here, he's probably learned that trying to talk to you is like ramming your head into the wall.

 

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 21:47 | 3146184 Flakmeister
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I don't suffer fools but I am always willing to learn something new...

Why don't you suprise me with something erudite? Are you up to it?

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 16:05 | 3145253 unplugged
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but only over 16 g's

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 16:36 | 3145364 ebworthen
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"Bloomberg is working with NASA to develop a gravity ban."

Would the skinny people float up and plug the hole in the ozone?

Would NASA be back in the space race?

Would 22 oz. soda's be banned by volume AND weight?

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 15:52 | 3145194 blindman
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either the antidepressants don't work or they
work too well. this will never be discussed in
the cases of the jumpers so i thought i'd mention
it.
.
Don Mclean American Pie 1972
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0Y_XRiJsCI&feature=endscreen&NR=1
.
in 1972 there were fewer jumpers and less mass murders at schools.
less debt, less progress and less "poverty". since then the
bankers have instituted the "it is over before you start"
paradigm of monetary authority, they eat your lunch before
you order or make it. ( systemic usury )
.
khq on the street .. what is really going on?
http://www.khq.com/category/195686/video-landing-page?autoStart=true&top...
oCatNo=default&clipId=8108860#.UN3YKigKtj0.facebook
.
Parliament - Give Up The Funk (Tear The Roof Off The Sucker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBWH3OWfT2Y
.
Curtis Mayfield - People Get Ready - #8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOXmaSCt4ZE

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 16:16 | 3145298 SmoothCoolSmoke
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In '72 way more people smoked...........Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.  Politicians smoked more too.  I remember the Watergate Committee, all smoked pipes.  Talked less, listened more with a nice pipe in your mouth.  Maybe smoking wasn't so bad..... allowed people to light up and chill rather than lose it over every little thing. 

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 16:33 | 3145359 blindman
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it is a fine line between a healthy contemplative
ritual and a personality or behavioural disorder?
and who is to say what it really is all about?
the body, heart and mind know and converge on
the truth when it is needed, if you're lucky ?

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 17:11 | 3145476 knukles
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There is not a single person on the "normal" side of the line in NYC.
I speak from experience

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 17:24 | 3145523 blindman
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it defies logic and linguistics for them all
to be exceptional.
don mclean - vincent
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wrNFDxCRzU
.
the sky isn't falling, it is people.
some may have a good reason and some
maybe making a mistake , following very
bad instructions to a conclusion of someone
else's crazy talk, crazy talk they have internalised
and mistake for their own voice?

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 16:42 | 3145386 blindman
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NRBQ IN FULL HD "Wacky Tobacky" live at The State Theatre in Falls Church,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05l4dyi7j3M
.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 15:53 | 3145197 RSDallas
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President Obama issued an executive order "JUMP" today that bans all windows in any new construction and forces all residences and building managers to screw their windows shut or face incarceration without representation or due process.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 16:05 | 3145245 unplugged
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update:  The Kenyan Marxist Thug just issued Executive Order 1,203,944 - Confiscation of all Windows and all Bridges

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 15:56 | 3145210 Mad Mohel
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HeHehEHE!

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 15:59 | 3145226 firstdivision
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Population control IMO

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 16:03 | 3145240 alien-IQ
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There appears to be a tragic lack of jumpers at 200 West Street.

Perhaps we should give them a nudge.....

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 18:18 | 3145670 NoClueSneaker
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DON'T ! They usually rebounce to D.C.  , even more brain damaged than b4, making "economy" for the TOTUS ....

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 16:04 | 3145241 earnyermoney
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Can we verify if You Fuckers were involved in these incidents?

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 16:08 | 3145263 alien-IQ
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the absence of unused golden parachutes near any of the incidents would suggest that, sadly...no, it wasn't them.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 16:07 | 3145260 Headbanger
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The trees are making them do it

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 16:11 | 3145276 blindman
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Great new series from my friend Daniel Bushell: The Truthseeker
Posted on January 11, 2013 by maxkeiser
http://maxkeiser.com/2013/01/11/great-new-series-from-my-friend-daniel-b...
.
drugs don't kill people they just make it easier for
people to kill themselves and sometimes those they love.
and there is a ton of creditdebtmoney in it.
so take your crazy pills or be crazy and talk to
your doctor about it.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 16:13 | 3145284 blindman
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we never had this problem when we lived in caves.
think about it. hmmmm...

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 18:14 | 3145662 Quinvarius
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Prove it.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 16:14 | 3145289 orangedrinkandchips
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Wait for it.....NEXT REALITY SHOW....JUMP OR NOT!

 

Kinda like the Evil Kenivil shit back in the 70s that you wait up for hours for him to do a 30 second jump and fail miserably!

 

 

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 17:12 | 3145484 knukles
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That live audience will be fucking packed!

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 16:19 | 3145292 DollarDive
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Why don't we throw a politician off the bridge every time the debt clock increases by $1billion..... Oh that won't work, we'd be out of politicians by noon time.

 

Seriously 30,000 people die each year from suicide (see this link)

http://www.afsp.org/index.cfm?page_id=04ea1254-bd31-1fa3-c549d77e6ca6aa37

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 17:35 | 3145552 Rainman
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Nice link...wouldn't you know Planet D.C. ranks dead last in suicide rates...#51 . That ruins my whole day.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 16:16 | 3145300 stateside
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It appears some of the jumpers may have survived.  Next time - before jumping - please ask a Japanese friend the proper way to end one's life via the jump.  They have perfected it.

stateside

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 16:22 | 3145320 Chris88
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With all the sugary drinks banned, Mayor Mike can't figure out why everybody is so jumpy.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 16:23 | 3145324 DavosSherman
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<h1>Body Rain</h1>

During the Great Depression suicide rates were 22 per 100,000.

During this depression they are 10 per 100,000.

In 2009 there were 37,000 suicides, the first year suicides outnumbered motor vehicle accidents since the 1940s.

But wait, there is more: OD's were up 128 percent.  Add those 31,000 overdoses to suicicides and we're clearly in the second Great Depression.

Sat, 01/12/2013 - 02:15 | 3146643 Freddie
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People during The Great Depression did not have iPhones, iPads - i.e. things to live for.

They also did not have EBT cards.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 16:34 | 3145361 Schmuck Raker
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All these Jumpers...is NY going NKorean?

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 16:42 | 3145387 whoopsing
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Jumping into the Gowanus canal ? What are you trying to do, poison yourself?

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 17:13 | 3145488 knukles
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I saw that too and wondered if the fucker was just plain crazy.

Sat, 01/12/2013 - 21:09 | 3147898 Big Corked Boots
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The 3rd Ave Bridge is not too impressive - but one mouthful of the fluid below could kill ten men.

FYI that was brought to you by Standard Oil, who built tanks in that part of Brooklyn with clay, not steel, bottoms. And we all know who is responsible for THAT company...

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 16:50 | 3145413 JPM Hater001
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So of you people are out of touch with the tragedy this really is.  These are real people in desparate places.  What happens when it's your favorite uncle or heaven forbid...a sibling.

Care about people.  It gets better faster that way.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 17:00 | 3145441 ShrNfr
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Send Dirty Harry up to talk to them. He has a way.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 17:03 | 3145453 Shizzmoney
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I don't know who the big winner is in a suicide.........but it certainly ain't Visa or American Express.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 17:06 | 3145461 Catullus
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Did any of these bridges have warning labels advising these people of the risks involved with jumping off a bridge? I had to sign a document on my mortgage that says I understand I have to pay this money back. I feel so well protected now! Thanks, Elizabeth Warren. You should tackle this jumping topic next.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 17:07 | 3145463 I Am Not a Copp...
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I assume all of these people got the proper city permits before jumping?

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 17:09 | 3145466 A. Magnus
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Oppa Bloomberg Jumper Style!

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 17:09 | 3145468 A. Magnus
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Oppa Bloomberg Jumper Style!

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 17:09 | 3145469 A. Magnus
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Oppa Bloomberg Jumper Style!

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 21:28 | 3146120 MsCreant
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Guess you were a little jumpy there. Don't do it friend. Unless you are a banker or politician. Then we are here to support you. Really.

Jump, jump, jump, jump...

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 17:18 | 3145501 TheObsoleteMan
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I'd jump too if I lived in NYC. When I was in the Navy and stationed in Connecticut, we often had to take a bus down to NYC to fly out. What I saw was disgusting. Why would anyone want to live there {and this was MANY years ago}? And now you have Bloomberg for a mayor. Some fates are worse than death. Living in NYC is one of them.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 19:31 | 3145836 ArsoN
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http://www.maletofemaleratio.com/wiki/New_York-NY/New_York.htm

i believe it's the most favorable in the country (at least as far as major cities go).  

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 18:26 | 3145571 NuYawkFrankie
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There he goes below... I'd recognize that maggot Blankfein anywhere....

Now just e-a-s-e this window open... "GERONIMO!!!.. YEEEHAAAaaa... aaa...

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 17:56 | 3145605 Diamond Jim
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they're not all stock brokers are they ????

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 18:23 | 3145688 djcando
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We can only hope!

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 18:18 | 3145669 pitz
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Time to embrace SUKI (tm), The New World Religion (tm) -- motherfucking religion.  Instead of that old-world religion that makes you wanna, well...  jump! 

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 18:20 | 3145679 Dapper Dan
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All you need to know about jumping, and why so many do.

Watch the full documentary now

http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/the-bridge/

Inspired by a New Yorker story, Jumpers, written by Tad Friend, director Eric Steel decided to train cameras on the Golden Gate Bridge over the course of 2004 to capture the people who attempted to leap off the famed structure, the site of more suicides than anywhere else in the world.

He also tracked down and interviewed the friends, family members, and eyewitnesses to further recreate the events leading up to the incident and to try to explain what led these people to want to kill themselves, especially at this specific site.

The documentary’s primary subjects all struggled with mental illness, including severe depression, schizophrenia, and bipolar disorders, and the documentary struggles to understand their illness while illuminating the anger and hurt of their loved ones.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 18:27 | 3145695 AgAu_man
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Bloomberg note to self: 

1. Write book - Base-Jumping for Dummies

2. Call friends at NY Times.  

3. "Smashing!  A real hit!  A practical, easy to follow, real How To book.  A must buy!" -- NY Times Best Seller List.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 18:30 | 3145702 Atlantis Consigliore
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Hillary, on cue, "it Takes a Bridge"  ........  not now Bill, I gotta headache, call Monica.  LOL

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 19:13 | 3145809 H E D G E H O G
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jumps don't kill, landings kill.................

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 19:24 | 3145828 ArsoN
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no jobs, lots of debt, sky high rent...

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 20:40 | 3146007 Savyindallas
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Most people here think this is a humorous article. I don't . These people are tormented and in great pain. We ZH'ers are above that. Wall Street greed and fraud has caused millions of ruined lives and thousands of suicides from people in total despair. Some day perhaps such desparate , lost and frightened souls would take up arms and fight their oppressors -rather than take their own lives. There was a time in my life I could relate to these poor lost souls  -but I thought of the gutwrenching pain it would cause my 10 year old daughter - the only one who at the time seemed to love me unconditionally and who could forgive me for my mistakes. Life is cruel. People are often cruel and heartless. These people and their families need our compassion and our support  -as well as our prayers.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 21:23 | 3146106 Benjamin Glutton
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agreed...time for a Wall Street sponsored Holocaust Memorial to pay proper respect to their victims.

Sat, 01/12/2013 - 16:46 | 3147472 egoist
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I'm not sure most people here find this humorous. It's that most people here go looking for trouble (in the money world and in culture), and there's plenty-o-that.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 20:42 | 3146011 goodrich4bk
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Nobody is looking at this "issue", Tyler, because it is not, well, an issue.

New York State has the fewest suicide per capita in the entire nation, 8 per 100,000 resident:

http://www.afsp.org/index.cfm?fuseaction=home.viewpage&page_id=05114FBE-...

And New York City has even fewer suicide per capita than New York State as a whole.  The actual average is 475 a year, or 6 per 100,000 residents

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/20/new-york-city-suicide-rate-murd...

If the City were as suicidal as the entire State (which, again, is the least suicidal state in the nation), you would have 659 suicides in 2012 based upon a population of 8.244 million residents.

If you really want to go where the action is, and where this may indeed be an "issue", I suggest listening in on the police scanners in Wyoming, Montana and Alaska, which are the number 1, 2 and 3 states, respectively, for suicides in America.  But then that probably wouldn't fit somebody's political agenda or preconceived biases, so never mind.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 21:49 | 3146186 Flakmeister
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Very nice legwork... A throwback to what this site used to be... \hattip

 

Sat, 01/12/2013 - 02:27 | 3146653 Dakota Thunder
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Sadly, he did legwork and didn't understand the forest.

 

 

Sat, 01/12/2013 - 02:25 | 3146651 Dakota Thunder
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You do realize that has to do with Native Americans right?

 

Sat, 01/12/2013 - 02:56 | 3146668 Flakmeister
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How do you explain this then? Data by race,

http://www.afsp.org/index.cfm?fuseaction=home.viewPage&page_id=D5A38B52-D93A-35D9-B8FAC9B6687929BE

now compare the # suicides per state

http://www.afsp.org/index.cfm?fuseaction=home.viewPage&page_id=05114FBE-E445-7831-F0C1494E2FADB8EA

and look me straight in the eye and reconcile the numbers with your hypothesis...

Sat, 01/12/2013 - 10:46 | 3146931 goodrich4bk
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Thanks for covering me, Flakmeister.  You're right about the site's decline, but it's those damn red and green arrows that keep me coming back, as there is always some crazy notion that screams out for correction! 

Sat, 01/12/2013 - 01:23 | 3146583 Joseph Jones
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Seven years ago a yahoo (alcoholic womanizing) fire Lieutenant in San Francisco tackled a man threatening to jump.  The Lt. tried to save the guy, but instead the guy fell off the ledge and died.  Too bad the fire Lt. did not die with the victim. 

Guess the fire Lt. made the guy's family pretty rich that day.  Too bad it cost them their relative's life.  Sad. 

Sat, 01/12/2013 - 03:02 | 3146673 dadoody
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They all deserve to die. Tell you why, Mrs. Lovett, tell you why! Because in all of the whole human race, Mrs. Lovett, there are two kinds of men and only two. There's the one staying put in his proper place and one with his foot in the other one's face. Look at me, Mrs Lovett! Look at you! No, we all deserve to die... Even you, Mrs Lovett, even I! Because the lives of the wicked should be made brief. For the rest of us death will be a relief. We all deserve to die... 

Sat, 01/12/2013 - 07:04 | 3146781 dunce
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A magazine did a story on gun deaths about 10 years ago trying blame guns but could not conceal the truth. The vast majority of gun deaths of white people were suicides and the vast majority of black deaths were murder. This story shows that if anyone wants to kill themselves that they do not need a gun. A woman in DC just stood in front of an oncoming train. Both of these places have strong laws against gun possession so they find another way.

Sat, 01/12/2013 - 16:41 | 3147462 egoist
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Interesting take.

Sat, 01/12/2013 - 09:49 | 3146874 Zenseless
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Don't worry bitchez.  They'll never hit the ground with all of the safety nets available to them.

Sat, 01/12/2013 - 13:53 | 3147161 steve from virginia
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How many were veterans?

 

A veteran commits suicide every 80 minutes, according to a study published Monday.

Military suicides have increased since the start of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, according to a Center for a New American Security Suicide report. In the fiscal year 2009 alone, 1,868 veterans of these wars have made suicide attempts, according to armytimes.com.

The VA estimates that about 18 veterans commit suicide every day, but this statistic is based on limited data. Only 16 states submit the cause of death among veterans and the VA relies on 3-year-old data for its reports. Improved information collection could help determine if veterans are committing suicide soon after leaving the military and if there’s a higher risk among post-9/11 veterans compared with earlier generations, the study noted.

“The DOD does not currently take sufficient responsibility for veteran suicide,”

 

http://www.veteranstoday.com/2011/11/02/a-veteran-commits-suicide-every-...

 

The US military is organized child abuse. It is a failure-centric enterprise that should be restructured from top to bottom.

 

"So far in 2012, the number of suicides among active-duty military personnel in all branches is up 22 percent compared with the same time last year. In 2011, a total of 301 troops took their lives. This year’s total may reach as many as one death per day from suicide."

 

http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Military/2012/0817/Suicide-epidemic-in-Army...

 

Our incredible consumer economy with all its various cogs ... drives people mad. We've gained a lot of worthless diversions that have big costs that are shoved off onto those least able to bear them. Consumption is layered over with a fetishist obsession with images associated with militarism ... not militarism itself. We're cowards addicted to death porn.

 

We aren't in the hands of evil men ... we are the evil men and we cum all over ourselves in our 'righteousness'.

 

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