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We realize the subject matter is about as tangential to the core themes discussed here as possible, but since hypocrisy of this magnitude has to be seen to be believed, and traditionally was only possible when emanating from the Federal Reserve (did we say tangential?) we present: Liestrong... in his own words.

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Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:04 | 3155013 Pladizow
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I'd blame it on my nut cancer - Bernake that is!

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:09 | 3155045 TerminalDebt
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Gold is not money - The Bernank

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:23 | 3155129 MillionDollarBonus_
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Finally, the last thing I’ll say to the people who don’t believe in the global recovery, the cynics and the skeptics: I'm sorry for you. I’m sorry that you can’t dream big. I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles. But America is one hell of a country. This is a great economy and you should stand around and believe it. You should believe in our corporations, and you should believe in our government. I'll be a fan of America for as long as I live. And there are no secrets — this is a hard recovery and hard work wins it. So long live the American dream!

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:29 | 3155162 Ruffcut
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The amerikan dream where million dollar bonehead has to be asleep to believe it.

Dream on

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:30 | 3155170 Manthong
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“There is no risk of that”

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:38 | 3155218 SilverIsKing
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Did MDB take my advice?  Surely he did not.

Line shift on Seattle did help



Tue, 01/15/2013 - 19:26 | 3155869 Boris Alatovkrap
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Why is that anyone is caring for Lance Armstrong. Fast bike dude is doper - so what is that!? Boris is sometimes drink heavy vodka before bicycle trip and is nobody is caring about Boris!...

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 19:43 | 3155932 Thomas
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Yeah. Letting Lance back into professional sports is about the same as letting Corzine run a hedge fund. He...wait a minute...

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 20:22 | 3156024 TwoShortPlanks
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More distractions from Liemerica as the global coup d'état progresses in the shadows.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 21:35 | 3156226 HobbyFarmer
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Armstrong is a personal hero of mine.  Sucks he cheated to accomplish what he did.  Say it ain't so, Lance.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 18:13 | 3155650 El Oregonian
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Anyone believing that this country hasn't been taken over is delusional. Find the book "Behold a pale horse" by Milton William Cooper.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:37 | 3155210 reTARD
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Here's to more "hope and change!" Liestrong too! Because if you tell a big enough lie...

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 17:26 | 3155485 Peter Pan
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As george Carlin said, they call it the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 18:29 | 3155684 Gazooks
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...and Armstrong dreamed it. 


defraud a sleepy world for greater glory, riches, bitchez and fame.


of course no nuts is some poetic justice,


Bernak beware.





Tue, 01/15/2013 - 18:46 | 3155772 Antifaschistische
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Liestrong and Hard is worth $125 million.

He wins...make your confession and move on.  They never ask for the money back....just like with banksters, and lawyers, and doctors who make millions on medicare/medicaid fraud.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:53 | 3155312 TheAntiBen
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Bartender... I'll take two of whatever MDB is drinking...  Step aside coffee, this is a job for alcohol.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:56 | 3155325 Roandavid
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MDB, you missed the banks.  C'mon, you're better than that.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 17:00 | 3155360 ClassicalLib17
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Not too good MDB,  I only give you a 3 out of a possible 10 on that one.  BTW,  who is the impostor that occasionally posts under your pseudonym and password?  Actually, I'm not entirely sure if you really posted this reply

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 17:20 | 3155452 Matt
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There is MillionDollarBogus_ and MillionDollarBoner_ that are imitators, I think. The real MDB posts are all by the same person, I'm fairly certain.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 17:41 | 3155540 MillionDollarBogus_
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Sat, 01/19/2013 - 16:02 | 3169293 MeelionDollerBogus
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I saw those others appear after mine appeared.

I don't frankly dedicate enough of my time to MDB mockery to live up to the moniker, however, and probably should have stuck to 'goldpricemodel' which I use otherwise.

For obvious reasons,

goldpricemodel 2013 projection

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 17:04 | 3155378 shovelhead
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Amen and Hallelujah, Brother! Testify!

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 22:05 | 3156296 livid levity
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(Ahem - clears throat) I believe I can flyyyyyyyyyy, I believe I can touch the skyyyyy.....

Wed, 01/16/2013 - 03:34 | 3156905 ToNYC
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So you believe in corporation's rights and you believe in governmment's rights, but you don't mention human's rights except as a dream. I like when you work hard; it keeps you out of the way while I work easy.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:09 | 3155051 cifo
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He is still worth about $100 million though.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:18 | 3155108 smithcreek
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He sued multiple parties for millions claiming "defamation".  I don't know the outcome of all of the suits, but he did win 1.5 million against a Brit newspaper.  Lots of people are going to be looking to get a lot of money back from endorsement deals, individuals, race organizers, etc.  I would like to know what's in it for him to admit this now.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:32 | 3155185 redpill
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But he admitted it on Oprah, so that makes it all ok.  See?

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:44 | 3155244 MachoMan
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Apparently they're trying to backtrack and say that initial rumors were untrue, rather he admitted "something" that may or may not have anything to do with an express admition of doping...  or give a specific timeline as to when it happened...  who knows...  we'll just have to wait...  stopping our worlds in the meantime.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:45 | 3155252 macholatte
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Did he get paid to admit it on Oprah?

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:56 | 3155316 redpill
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Just wait for the book tour, he'll make more off of admitting it than he ever did riding that silly bicycle until one of his nuts fell off.


The part that confuses me is that there usually is a car crash involved in this situations that leads to the admission.  Tiger, Bobby Petrino, etc.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 20:55 | 3156110 RichardP
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I would like to know what's in it for him to admit this now.

Deathbed confession?

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:18 | 3155105 Alcoholic Nativ...
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100 percent

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:31 | 3155175 pods
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The Bernanke certainly has a backpfeifengesicht


Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:45 | 3155250 oddball
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Fuck you bald headed prick.  Keep your masters warm.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:06 | 3155030 kaiserhoff
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Wait, you mean Timmy isn't the world's most famous one balled man?

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:10 | 3155056 TerminalDebt
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You're thinking of that other drug using bike rider, the one with one ball.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:43 | 3155241 Sequitur
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I never intended to violate the federal securities laws.

- John Corzine

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 18:14 | 3155654 johnconnor
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with these skills to lie with a straight face I say he should run for president in 2016...

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:02 | 3155017 Piranhanoia
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An athlete juiced?   He formed a foundation and provided it with millions?  Everyone benefitted except?

hypocrisy inaction.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:10 | 3155053 francis_sawyer
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The quesion to ask yourself is:


Whose PAYROLL is he on right now, now that he's decided [timing wise] to come out with these REVELATIONS as a DISTRACTION from something ELSE that is inevitably going on?...

I'm sure the ALGO's have been programmed to figure it out...

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:34 | 3155192 Shameful
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All, I repeat all pro athletes are on drugs.  The only way to compete on that level is to do drugs, because everyone else is.  The only way around doing the drugs would to be so genetically gifted at the sport that it's nearly unreal.  And who cares, they are athletes working with science to entertain.  I think they should be open about it so kids don't grow up thinking that stuff is natural.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:51 | 3155299 oddjob
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All, I repeat all bankers steal. The only way to compete on that level is to steal, because everyone else is. The only way around not stealing would to be so genetically gifted at the business that it's nearly unreal. And who does not care, they are unskilled thieves working with science to steal. I think they should be open about it so kids don't grow up thinking that stuff is natural.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:57 | 3155332 Shameful
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This I totally agree with and fully support!  And it would show true sportsmanship if after every theft the banker yelled out to the rube "You just Corzined bitch!"

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 17:04 | 3155376 Agent P
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"All, I repeat all pro athletes are on drugs."


Tue, 01/15/2013 - 18:01 | 3155604 trav777
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it would be impossible to compete in a drugged sport as a clean person.

the people who are in the peloton, and there are a handful, are out of the sport in no more than a couple of years.

All pro athletes use would be stupid not to.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 20:03 | 3155985 FutureShock
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Drugs and doping are a minor enhancement to keep pace with the other elites who are also doing it. The training, effort and natural ability not to mention comming back from cancer should not be negated because of the minor seconds gained by the doping.


It was wrong to dope but this seems like an over the top reaction. Charities, kids, inspiration, medicine, bikes sales and jobs, so much more than just Lance's ego suffer. It's all shame. lots of bad decisions form everyone.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 21:32 | 3156208 ali-ali-al-qomfri
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Bong-strong so Phelps cleared that bong to save everyone else form testing positive......a true hero, how does smoking help a swimmer breath better?....   ! Oh wait, wait................................................ehr you take it...ahhhhh.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 16:03 | 3155018 PUD
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I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

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