Liestrong
We realize the subject matter is about as tangential to the core themes discussed here as possible, but since hypocrisy of this magnitude has to be seen to be believed, and traditionally was only possible when emanating from the Federal Reserve (did we say tangential?) we present: Liestrong... in his own words.
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Is Viagra considered a performance-enhancing drug? Is it cheating to use it even if you're not actually impotent?
They took him down like they took Phil Falcone down.
Like they took Chik fil A down. Like they're taking Hobby Lobby down now.
Big money invites rackets.
Does everyone not know that steroids are in all professional sports?
Sure Oprah is on all kinds of hormonal crap too.
Interviewing athletes about steroids is like interviewing porn stars about viagara.
The Great Chairsatan and Dunce Dopestrong are two peas in a pod.
Lie, lie, lie, and deny, deny, deny.
FUBAR.
rehypothicated
bycycle racer
Lance just sees himself as a businessman; his manager and agent see him as a product.
None of them see ethics and morality as having any dimension in their world.
Even now, exposed and disgraced, he is being told this is a business and marketing opportunity.
Redemption. Go on screen and tell them what they want to hear (the marketing guys that is).
Lance, you hope to see yourself as a modern american success story, but you are nothing. You have to be swept away with all the other corrupt liars. You can't even look yourself in the mirror. Stay off my TV screen.
It took ball for him to go on Oprah and confess
Lance Armstrong - time to run for Congress
Lance is strong lier, I think he is better suited for the Senate.
I'll bet you 2 cents that Lance never had cancer either. Lance was the cancer money machine spokesman.
DEAR LANCE
Lance Oh Lance!
What can you say?
Why did you Dope
Then Lie All Day?
You Lied
You Lied
You Lied
Dear Lance
Exactly why give you
Another chance?
You made money
Like hay all day
You’ll never have to work
To pay your way
You’re a Lying Piece Of Shit
Dear Lance
Exactly why give you
Another chance?
Your fans
Your friends
Your bimbos too
All thought doping
Was something
You’d never do
But you’re a Lying Piece Of Shit
Dear Lance
Exactly why give you
Another Chance?
The poor folks at your
Foundation cried
When they found out
That you’d lied
The ones that
You hired to make you
Look Clean
Look Up
Look Down
But can’t be seen
Your cycles used to
Go round and round
Your loyalty bought
Your idiocy found
You sold it all
To look so good
Say it aint true
Say you never would
So “what are you on?”
You Stupid Shit?
Tell Oprah
And cry a little bit
It’s not your bike
We all know now
Your act’s all Done
So Take a Bow.
You Lied
You Lied
You Lied
Dear Lance
Exactly why give you
Another chance?
Re. Stadler
Agreed. There is the ODD exception.
Sadly the second place winners can not take the award because of their doping. Tour de France is searching for who could receive his awards that were stripped from him going back 7 yerars.
Why keep re-CYCLING the Armstrong story?
It's not as if it's BRAKING news... maybe best to just LANCE this boil...
Anyway (seeing as it's a topic), I WHEELY thought he seemed PUMPED-UP and the way he SPOKE, without trying to STRONG-ARM, was a TOUR DE Force - although, and this is where the RUBBER MEETS THE ROAD, he still has a MOUNTAIN TO CLIMB with no BACK-PEDALLING if he wants to get back in the SADDLE....
After going over many hills, Lance is finally over the hill, let him go...
The only honorable thing for this moron to do is kill himself. Preferably on Oprah.
Waddell & Reed, you're finally off the hook for the flash crash. We've got ourselves a new Most Dangerous Man on the Face of the Earth.
Lies to get laid.
Here comes "Second-chance Lance" merchandise.
Maybe he will start a foundation for fuckups -- Carmen Ortiz could be the second member.
Americans were rejoycing so much when he won Tour de France after Tour de France, beating the French on their home soil. Well, it has all been one big fraud. Not that other cyclist are any better. All the Tours de France that he won should be given to number last of the respective years. That person is probably one of the few that was clean.
As for Armstrong, when this all calms down and after doing some mea culpa he can alwasy work as a Wallstreet banker.
I think the teams pay the trainers big bucks to make sure athletes do not get caught using PEDs - and they ALL do. So the teams and trainers are as much to blame.
Hitler finds out Lance Armstrong was doping:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y5OwTizq7o