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Are School Children Taking Gun Control Into Their Own Hands?

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Well, that, and guns too.

h/t Alex Gloy


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Thu, 01/17/2013 - 14:58 | 3163286 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Little bugger better not have had more than 7 rounds in magazine ...

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:01 | 3163296 jjsilver
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 "An unconstitutional act is not law; it confers no rights; it imposes no duties;
affords no protection; it creates no office; it is in legal contemplation, as
inoperative as though it had never been passed." -- US Supreme Court Norton vs. Shelby County,
118, US 425 p. 442

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:05 | 3163314 redpill
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I'm surprised they didn't open fire, miss, and kill several dozen innocent bystanders.


Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:16 | 3163366 BoNeSxxx
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Found on the net...

In Plain English

So Obama released his Executive Orders to Prevent Maniacs From Being Maniacs today. I’ve taken the time to translate the summaries into plain English below:

1. Issue a Presidential Memorandum to require federal agencies to make relevant data available to the federal background check system.

Tell the government to follow the law.

2. Address unnecessary legal barriers, particularly relating to the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act, that may prevent states from making information available to the background check system.

Tell the regulators to stop the stupid and useless regulations.

3. Improve incentives for states to share information with the background check system.

Pay the states back for the unfunded mandates that the Feds keeps making.

4. Direct the Attorney General to review categories of individuals prohibited from having a gun to make sure dangerous people are not slipping through the cracks.

Tell the Attorney General to do his job.

5. Propose rulemaking to give law enforcement the ability to run a full background check on an individual before returning a seized gun.

Start another unfunded mandate. (See #3.)

6. Publish a letter from ATF to federally licensed gun dealers providing guidance on how to run background checks for private sellers.

Tell FDLs how to do something no one is ever going to bother to do.

7. Launch a national safe and responsible gun ownership campaign.

Do the same thing the NRA already does, only half as well at twice the cost.

8. Review safety standards for gun locks and gun safes (Consumer Product Safety Commission).

Do what Underwriters Laboratories already does, only half as well at twice the cost.

9. Issue a Presidential Memorandum to require federal law enforcement to trace guns recovered in criminal investigations.

Tell the Feds to do their jobs.

10. Release a DOJ report analyzing information on lost and stolen guns and make it widely available to law enforcement.

Tell the DOJ to do its job.

11. Nominate an ATF director.

Tell myself to do my job.

12. Provide law enforcement, first responders, and school officials with proper training for active shooter situations.

Spend more money.

13. Maximize enforcement efforts to prevent gun violence and prosecute gun crime.

Tell everyone to do their goddamned jobs.

14. Issue a Presidential Memorandum directing the Centers for Disease Control to research the causes and prevention of gun violence.

Tell the doctors to figure out why it isn’t the feds’ fault that they aren’t doing their jobs.

15. Direct the Attorney General to issue a report on the availability and most effective use of new gun safety technologies and challenge the private sector to develop innovative technologies.

Figure out a way to push “smart guns” that don’t exist and wouldn’t be useful as guns if they did.

16. Clarify that the Affordable Care Act does not prohibit doctors asking their patients about guns in their homes.

Tell everyone that Obamacare doesn’t actually mean what it says.

17. Release a letter to health care providers clarifying that no federal law prohibits them from reporting threats of violence to law enforcement authorities.

Tell everyone that, seriously, Obamacare doesn’t actually mean that. We had to pass it to find out what was in it, after all.

18. Provide incentives for schools to hire school resource officers.

Tell everyone that I’ve been a partisan hack for the last month every time I said the NRA was crazy to want to post more cops in schools.

19. Develop model emergency response plans for schools, houses of worship and institutions of higher education.

Do the same thing that every police agency in the country has already done, only half as well and at ten times the cost.

20. Release a letter to state health officials clarifying the scope of mental health services that Medicaid plans must cover.

Tell doctors what they already know.

21. Finalize regulations clarifying essential health benefits and parity requirements within ACA exchanges.

Tell people what the parts of Obamacare don’t say anything.

22. Commit to finalizing mental health parity regulations.

Tell HHS to do their job.

23. Launch a national dialogue led by Secretaries Sebelius and Duncan on mental health.

Hand the rest of the job of telling everyone to do their jobs off to someone else so it is no longer my job.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:22 | 3163404 FEDbuster
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Should have had this kid standing behind Obama yesterday.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:29 | 3163420 TruthInSunshine
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Here's the best link (it's in slideshow format, and is an excellent one, with cites to academic, law enforcement & other studies) I've found that summarily destroys every argument the Obama/Pelosi/Schumer/Cuomo, et al. crowd comes up with as their "ammunition" for more firearm regulations:

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:51 | 3163459 jjsilver
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Here is another fact for all the Socialist "groupies" There have been over 10 cases, including the supreme court, ruling the police have no duty to protect you as the individual.


Think those cops are police officers. Start doing a search on for your town and see what comes up. this is also true for the IRS, Social Security, The UNITED STATES.

these guys have no more authority than walmart security guards, unless you consent

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:52 | 3163520 The Juggernaut
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Modern Musket!

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:56 | 3163531 Kitler
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What the industry needs to do is to capitalize on this new market by designing a handgun that can fit easily into their tiny little hands...

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 17:37 | 3163954 MagicHandPuppet
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Just joined the NRA.  Not sure if I should have just bought more beer, but it made me feel better for a few minutes.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 17:43 | 3163970 El Viejo
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Force all gun owners to buy a gun safe that weighs 300+ pounds or is chained to the foundation. That will drastically reduce kids and thieves from getting their hands on them. It will also stimulate the safe market. They make quick access safes that could be made to look like a night table. Inside could be kept your gun cocked and loaded. They punish the parents if kids take the family car and wreck it into anyone why shouldn't they hold the parents responsible if they do not have a safe. They keep saying gun restrictions would not have prevented Sandy Hook but this would have if the mother had kept the guns locked up. She would also be alive.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 17:59 | 3164030 erschiessen
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You mean that it would not be possible to threaten or coerce someone into opening said safe?

If one has a 2nd floor bedroom, will the bad guys wait for one to run downstairs to the foundationally-chained-safe to open it?

What would prevent these mass killings would be for supposedly Free people to protect themselves. Adam Lanza, if you believe the 'Lone Nut Scenario' didn't see that SHES was a GunFreeZone.

Obamessiah should have decreed that GunFreeZone signs be larger, that way crazed gunmen would know not to go into such places.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 19:43 | 3164413 monad
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Here you little creeps, let me open my gun safe for you. No problem, I'll cooperate. Yes I can.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 20:02 | 3164457 Hacked Economy
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Nope, won't work.  Standard gun safes - such as the typical fare available at Bass Pro Shops, etc. - can be opened with a large crowbar and a hand sledge.  The good ones (tubular slide bars, concrete-filled panels) are simply too expensive for the average Joe to afford.  Perhaps if Joe had lots of money and a dozen guns to protect, but what if he has just a single firearm?

Gun safes are good, and I recommend them when applicable and affordable.  But they should not be mandatory to exercise an "inalienable right" declared by our Founding Fathers as endowed upon us by our Creator.

Fri, 01/18/2013 - 03:07 | 3165435 Axenolith
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If frogs had wings, they wouldn't bump their ass every time they hopped either...

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:42 | 3163486 Stoploss
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Excellent link.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:49 | 3163507 macholatte
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"An unconstitutional act is not law; it confers no rights; it imposes no duties;
affords no protection; it creates no office; it is in legal contemplation, as
inoperative as though it had never been passed." -- US Supreme Court Norton vs. Shelby County,
118, US 425 p. 442



He who has the army, enforces the law at will. Ask any South American or African dictator. Hell, ask Obama.


Let them eat swat teams

-- Barry O



Thu, 01/17/2013 - 16:02 | 3163548 A Lunatic
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Thanks for the link, I sent it, and a short message, to my "representative". I hope the bastard actually reads it........

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 16:20 | 3163608 NotApplicable
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Meanwhile, your email address has been added to the clueless suckers list.

Tell me again, how criminals provide us all with desired goods and services?

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 18:27 | 3164125 A Lunatic
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Long-suffering perhaps, but not clueless. There will be a day of reckoning and my conscience will be crystal clear knowing I gave these MF'ers in charge every opportunity to do the right thing...........

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 16:19 | 3163603 NotApplicable
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If only facts and logic had any bearing on arguments of the political sophists.

The exercise is not only a waste, but counter-productive, as it legitimizes their sophistry as actual reasoned debate, further empowering their divide and conquer ways.

In other words, as always, playing on their turf is never a good idea. These people should be given no more legitimacy than some crazy person standing on a street corner, yelling at anyone who will listen.

Instead of arguing their details (the trap) one should instead argue against the idea that these people are nothing but gangsters, and all of their words are but weapons against the people under their thumb.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 16:34 | 3163698 pods
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I tend to agree.  You cannot use a logical argument when dealing with an emotional counter argument.

Now I just use this simple one:

Shall not be infringed.


Thu, 01/17/2013 - 16:57 | 3163790 imbrbing
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"the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."

end of argument, walk away

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 17:20 | 3163880 MeelionDollerBogus
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Trigger Happy Jack - Poe - I do believe the sentiment is an accurate match. You fucking can not talk to a psychopath like a normal human being.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 18:13 | 3164060 metastar
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I'm thinking of making a bumper sticker out of this one perhaps adding the image of an AK/AR.

Looks like someone beat me to it (

I'll order one if I can find a magnetic version. I wouldn't want any of those peace loving gun grabbers bashing the crap out of my car while I working hard at my job or resting peacefully at night.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 17:05 | 3163827 Miffed Microbio...
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Thanks TIS, this is an excellent link and I'm going to try to get my "all guns must be banned for our safety" associates to look at it. Very well presented material. However, most anti gun people run on emotions rather than facts so I don't expect much.


Thu, 01/17/2013 - 20:16 | 3164559 Hacked Economy
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Just this morning, a British business contact arrived from London (for a face-to-face executive meeting at our company), and after the introductory pleasantries he made a mention of the recent Newtown CT massacre.  He then smirked and said he thinks it's crazy that people here in America can simply walk into a store and buy a "semi-automatic gun".

When I asked him "why not?", he went all Piers Morgan-esque on me.  I reminded him that our cultural backgrounds are different, in that the UK has centuries of feudalism behind it (the armed few protect the unarmed many), while Americans began with self-protection and continue with it today.  I then informed him about the incident last week in Georgia where the woman hid with her kids in the attic while an intruder broke into their home.  Only after the intruder found her and presented a life-and-death situation, did she finally shoot him.  Out of six shots fired from her revolver, five hit the guy, and yet he was STILL able to walk out of the house and drive away (before crashing and being picked up by the police).

My point?  If it took five bullets to stop (not kill, but simply stop) the threat, then she and her kids might have been SOL if there had been a second intruder, as she had run out of bullets.  A firearm is the great equalizer, and put her on a superior footing over the intruder, saving her life and her kids' lives.

The Brit didn't get it.  Pity.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 18:43 | 3164216 Edelweiss
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  Those of us that support the 2nd already know the facts involved.  The thing is, those that have decided to pursue GC couldn't care less about the truth.  I think the left believes they will have the best chance of a ban if they focus on the "scary" looking firearms first.  What's different from 94' is that I see much more of a push back from the average person, whether they own them or not.  Many more see it for what it is, an attempt to make the population more controllable. 

Fri, 01/18/2013 - 03:39 | 3165455 Svendblaaskaeg
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Great info, thank You!

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 16:22 | 3163620 Chupacabra-322
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Well, you can A. spank him or B. NDAA his ass.  But seriously, its the desensatization of killing via Hollyweird and Video games.  The DoD invented these games during the Vietnam War to desensatize the soldiers toward killing without guilt or remorse. 

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:30 | 3163435 yrbmegr
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All unconstitutional.  QED

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:32 | 3163441 Agent P
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Thu, 01/17/2013 - 16:21 | 3163612 secret_sam
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And remember how skeert everyone was a few days ago when they were shrieking Obama was gonna take everyone's guns away with his Executive Orders?

This is an instructive case, but most of the hysterics are what we'd call "ineducable."

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 16:57 | 3163778 Buckaroo Banzai
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You are a clown. If Obama could push a button that would completely disarm all law-abiding citizens tomorrow, he would push it so hard and fast he'd break his finger.

The only reason he didn't was because Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi told him if he did this now, it would fuck up the chances of a whole lot of democrats getting re-elected in 2014. Since he needs those "useful idiots" right now, he backed down.

The fucker is gonna wait until January 2015. Once he's a lame duck, he won't give a shit, and he'll make his move.

Obama is a dirty, traitorous, lying sack of dog shit.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 17:20 | 3163864 secret_sam
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     If Obama could push a button that would completely disarm all law-abiding citizens tomorrow, he would push it so hard and fast he'd break his finger. The only reason he didn't was because <blah blah blah>

Bullshit.  You're a paranoid fool.

The REASON Obama didn't try to disarm the population is because he knows full-well FEDGOV doesn't have the POWER or the CREDIBILITY to do so. 

If they pass a law requiring citizens to turn in their firearms, there's NO FUCKING WAY people would comply, and they'd have created tens of millions of armed criminals overnight with the stroke of a pen, many of whom just might be pissed off enough to stop calling each other names on the innerwebz and go DO SOMETHING.

Believe it or not, FEDGOV is *terrified* that We The People might actually get our act together and start doing something constructive. 

(As an aside: THIS is why they can't do anything to cut spending or reform entitlements, too, hence the bullshit drama about the debt ceiling in which the 'Pubs will cave every. single. fucking. time.)

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 16:26 | 3163645 Flatchestynerdette
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funniest creative  thing i've read to combat the gloomy miasma and i so needed it.


Thu, 01/17/2013 - 18:52 | 3164244 lincolnsteffens
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Couldn't agree more. I thought just about everything he said was reasonable but just a rinse and recycle

waste of time. Making a big presentation that just says do what you are supposed to do. Great use of

executive orders. What a chump!

Fri, 01/18/2013 - 04:27 | 3165485 draghithebearslayer
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Or, simply outlaw civilian ownership of firearms like every fucking country on the planet except the US.


Thu, 01/17/2013 - 16:10 | 3163572 Lukacko
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NY legislators forgot to exempt the cops from their own bill.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 16:37 | 3163712 pods
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Well, to play the double entendre card:

Some pigs are more equal than others.


Thu, 01/17/2013 - 17:00 | 3163802 Grifter
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It really is time to split NYS into 2.  Cut off @ I-84, or the north border of Sullivan/Ulster/Dutchess counties.  NYC & LI - you get Gov Cuomo.  No tradebacks.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 18:00 | 3164022 CunnyFunt
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That's a damned-good idea. Shit holes like Poughkeepsie, Monticello and Kingston would clean up overnight.

There is little in common between LI/NYC/Hudson Valley bedroom communities and upstate. New York would be an outstanding state were it not for the shitty & LI.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 22:44 | 3165014 Papasmurf
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I'm surprised they didn't open fire, miss, and kill several dozen innocent bystanders.


Last time, they were beseiged with paperwork in triplicate, times nine.  They are more careful now.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:08 | 3163316 BKbroiler
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Cops here in NYC are scarier than criminals.  Tatooed up, high on coke, and with a chip on their shoulder.  

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:09 | 3163342 jbvtme
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Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:36 | 3163455 curbyourrisk
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Thu, 01/17/2013 - 16:21 | 3163621 NotApplicable
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I'm having difficulty following your logic. How are criminals scarier than criminals?

Is this a division by zero, or an infinite recursion equation?

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:07 | 3163336 Joe Davola
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That whole constitutional/unconstitutional thing is so 19th century, the law is what the latest decree says it is.  At least until the benevolent dictator changes it's mind.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:14 | 3163361 jjsilver
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Well, whoever tries to enforce such decree can be held personally liable by acting outside their authority. This is being done with success. Just remember the only thing you see and hear on "their" news is what they want the people to hear so they will be apathetic, fearful, hopeless and can continue to be good little slaves.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:44 | 3163492 A Lunatic
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The shootings will continue until submission to Tyranny improves, bitchez.........

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:24 | 3163402 Freddie
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I hope he does not have a Slur-Pee or a Big Gulp. 

He might get Aaron Swartz-ed-ed and suicided-ed.   You never want to be modeling for the T***S--A goons on a chair with a rope around your neck.  The goons may want to kick out the chair.  Those chairs in Brooklyn apartments can get slippery.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:44 | 3163491 Stoploss
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Ask him if he called a suicide hotline BEFORE he took the gun to school.



Thu, 01/17/2013 - 18:13 | 3164082 monoloco
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A gunman would definitely think twice about entering a classroom full of 7 year olds packing 9mm Glocks.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 14:59 | 3163289 fonzannoon
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I am sure we will find out that was a legally owned gun by a parent who kept it stupidly where the child could access it. Damn irresponsible law abiding citizens have no common sense. We need to get these guns out of people's hands.

It was an illegal gun I doubt it would ever hit the news.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:05 | 3163319 secret_sam
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I think this courageous young person should be commended for volunteering to help defend others in case some spree-killer shows up.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:53 | 3163525 oddball
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Thu, 01/17/2013 - 16:11 | 3163575 zero deception
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His masters will soon control his young procilvities to seek the good of his classmates because there all-encompasssing control means that he will be 'assisted' with drugs of there choice. Or else.

Now you know the fate of the 'young rascal.' Sad but true.

Just as you persons of interest have been controlled all your lives by the 'demons' they have implanted in to your feverish brains. Go outside and check the alinement of your satellite dishes. Are yoiu sure there alined correcly. Check them daily.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 16:13 | 3163582 secret_sam
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Satuhlights?  I ain't even gots me no teevee.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 14:59 | 3163290 jomama
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the real question is if he was mentally fit to be carrying one.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:05 | 3163323 Killtruck
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Clearly they need bigger signs and tougher laws.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 17:43 | 3163974 DosZap
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Something you WILL NOT see on the evening NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:02 | 3163295 Itch
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Calm down, it was only a semi auto assult bazooka, they are just putting this shit on the news because the globalisation illuminati want our guns.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:02 | 3163298 buzzsaw99
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Glory, glory, hallelujah, teacha hit me with a rula.. [/not funny]

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:02 | 3163300 JustPrintMoreDuh
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Time to outlaw 7 year old boys.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:10 | 3163347 Dr. Richard Head
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...and the schools.  Why isn't anyone talking about the obvious problem of these schools being the scenes of shootings.  I am all for outlawing schools.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 17:19 | 3163875 CoolBeans
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Yes - take down the public school system and start over. Its an archaic system designed to benefit the adults more than the children.

We homeschool - reasons obvious.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:15 | 3163369 Dangertime
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Pretty sure schools have already done that with the whole Ritalin thing and drugging up boys to the point they are docile like girls.


The war on men begins at a very young and tender age.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:30 | 3163423 Ballin D
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Thats not really what Ritalin does.  Its used fairly interchangably with adderall which is pretty much the same thing as meth (amphetamine vs methamphetamine).

Definitely not a good thing to be giving kids but your should probably be blaming other psychotropic drugs for drugging kids to make them docile.


Edit: heres an article that compares Ritalin to Cocaine

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 16:08 | 3163564 secret_sam
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Potency and half-life of methamphetamine are both far greater than dextro-amphetamine, which is what Adderall is. Heroin is distingushable from morphine in similar ways.

Adderall is packed in a time-release tablet, so if you want some kind of rush, you have to dissolve it in coffee or snort it or something.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 18:00 | 3164041 ParkAveFlasher
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Thanks for the tip!

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 19:00 | 3164268 secret_sam
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I don't advocate breaking the law, but it always worked well for me.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:20 | 3163387 Agent P
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Start with six year olds...if you disagree, I'd like to introduce you to mine. 

At the P/T conference, when his teacher says things like, "We want to foster his strengths, so that when he grows up he can go out and set the world on fire", I find myself having to later explain it to him that she didn't mean it literally.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 16:28 | 3163655 NotApplicable
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Makes me so, so happy to live in an area where home-schooling is currently untouchable, thanks to the strength of the Bible Belters who resist the godless commies in the schools with every fiber of their being.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:53 | 3163522 55 men
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they can't do that, no more political pedophiles. That would ruin there buisness

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:02 | 3163301 Seasmoke
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Good for him !

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:03 | 3163308 Spastica Rex
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Protect a child's right to arm himself.

Oh, wait - have they lost that right? Probably. Fucking Democrats.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:06 | 3163325 secret_sam
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The 2nd Amendment is very clear.  Even a 7 year old is a people.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:07 | 3163335 Spastica Rex
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Oh, come on now.

IANAL, but I think you've picked a tough row to hoe, there.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:19 | 3163390 Dr. Engali
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Speaking of hoes ...have you heard the latest about Britney?

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:24 | 3163413 Spastica Rex
Thu, 01/17/2013 - 16:19 | 3163601 forwardho
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I like to shout... forward...ho!

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:35 | 3163452 secret_sam
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Can't get a job hoeing rows anymore, but maybe you can get one rowing hoes.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:21 | 3163394 LongSoupLine
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That little fucker better not have had a 20oz soda in the other hand or Bloomberg will fuck him up.

Give all fucking 7 yr old's in NYC guns and things would likely fucking improve in that fucking sespool city.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:03 | 3163302 Buckaroo Banzai
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Gee, and the ink isn't even dry on Fuckface Cuomo's new legislation. I'm sure he'd like to use the incident to rewrite the law for total gun confiscation. Because if it keeps a gun out of the hands of just one kid...

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 18:12 | 3164077 ParkAveFlasher
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...and puts a gun into the hands of another one of his thug henchmen, he's right there at the forefront.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:04 | 3163303 francis_sawyer
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What you need are more COPS patrolling school hallways... They could have dusted the little terrorist off in no time flat... I'm sure the collateral damage would have been kept to a minimum [&, of course, the guns would be IN THE HANDS of trained responsible people]...

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:03 | 3163304 Inthemix96
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NYPD's finest didnt accidentely shoot 11 people while responding did they?

You know?  Just in case?

Fucking idiots

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:03 | 3163309 Frank N. Beans
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they should ban all kids from school


Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:11 | 3163355 Joe Davola
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You can't have your pudding until you beat your meat

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:04 | 3163310 dexter_morgan
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What? in New Yawk> no way. Was his name published in the paper with all the other gun owners?

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:04 | 3163312 rguptatx
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How dare you refer to it as an "illegal" (immigrant) gun? It was merely an "undocumented" (American) gun!

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:05 | 3163317 Bastiat
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Hey!! I thought that was illegal?  Gun control laws work, right?

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:06 | 3163327 rguptatx
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Hell yeah - once the "children" escape the abortion guillotine, then he wants to protect them.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:08 | 3163338 HD
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Damn seven year olds exploiting the gun show loop hole. If only they had run a background check before letting this little domestic terrorist into preschool.

May Biden help us all.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:08 | 3163339 Sabibaby
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How the heck did he get passed the background check?

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 17:57 | 3164012 Canucklehead
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He saw the District Attorney socially...

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:08 | 3163340 PUD
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They should have done a 20yr background check on him....oh, wait, never mind. Maybe it was a school project?

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:11 | 3163348 MillionDollarBoner_
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"no-one was killed or injured because his CIA handler was still in the tuck shop when he was apprehended..."

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:11 | 3163349 PUD
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The Algerians should have bombed the whole school...problem solved

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:11 | 3163350 Agent P
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Have you seen what Twinkies are going for on eBay?  You've got to protect that shit if you've got it in your lunchbox.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:11 | 3163352 Colonial Intent
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Stay with me on this one............

The NRA is on to something.

Use Sidwell Friends School as a model for the nation.

All children should have access to the same security the elites give their children.

Pay for it by taxing ammunition?

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:18 | 3163382 Bastiat
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Jay Carney says that line of reasoning is "repugnant and cowardly."  So there.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:21 | 3163395 dexter_morgan
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So is is boss.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:25 | 3163411 Colonial Intent
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The gold nugget, which has an estimated value A$300,000 ($315,000: £197,000), was reportedly found using a handheld metal detector.


Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:12 | 3163354 Stud Duck
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Kid must of been afraid of something at the school, Was it a pedophile principle??? Was a 10 year old giving him shit??

We need more info to make a intellegent decision.

What, the cops shot the kid and in the process killed 20 more with ricochet rounds adn threw the wall shots!

Oh well,  another day in NYC!


Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:15 | 3163357 Volaille de Bresse
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Are School Children Taking Gun Control Into Their Own Hands?"


... no that's the sign of a degenerated society... along with morbid obesity.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:16 | 3163377 Norsky
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The real question is why the kid felt the need to bring a gun to school. Fear?


If kids are afraid to be in school, then they are not going to be concentrating on learning. We're not only failing to protect them, we are failing to give them a sense of security and safety. Laws and signs won't help alleivate those fears whereas an armed 'good guy' in their school for their protection would.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:22 | 3163400 icanhasbailout
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Perhaps it was slipped into his backpack unknowingly by one of Bloomberg's PR agencies.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:23 | 3163401 monad
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Probably got the gun from Cuomo. Here kid, take this to school and make my day.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 16:22 | 3163576 secret_sam
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7 years old usually isn't quite developed enough to have a reasonable understanding of "personal security" and self-defense principles.  Probably just thought it was cool.

It's possible, tho, that the kid was precocious and was hoping to shoot a bully or a dickhead of a teacher.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 16:28 | 3163660 Clowns on Acid
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What difference if he isn't developed or is precocious, ya dipshit.
It's were the kid got the gun from ! Probability is he is black, got the gun from father or some male who lives at house, gun is most probably illegal. These are the important questions that MSM is too scared to ask.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 16:32 | 3163679 secret_sam
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Oh, you're done face-raping the neighbors' kid?  Time to sign on the Innerwebz and talk some shit?

Since you clearly don't understand my point, I'll try to clarify for you: if you read the post I was replying to, you'll see unfounded speculation that the kid brought the gun to school because he was afraid.  I was pointing out that this wasn't likely, because I know something about child development.

But nice to see you add your unfounded speculation to the thread.  Derp derp.

And now, if you'll be kind enough to fuck off and jam a spike in your eye...

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 16:47 | 3163750 Clowns on Acid
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You a low brow troll dickhead. take your speculatoin and shove it up you ass.

I understand your low brow point and was pointing out clearly how stupid it was.

try to learn ya simpleton or just ....fuck off.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 17:25 | 3163906 secret_sam
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You spent DAYS following me around here just to offer THIS bullshit?  Dude, your trolling is for shit.  Please make a bit of an effort if you want to stalk me, would you?

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:21 | 3163392 jbvtme
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that'll be the last time that bitch 2nd grade teacher makes him sit in the corner....

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:21 | 3163397 AnAnonymous
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It always take an 'american' to outdo an 'american'

Already stated that 'americans' would look for solutions that increase consumption.

Came up with the idea they would tailor body armour for kids.

But, wooo, it is clear that selling guns to kids would do. A very 'american' solution.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:54 | 3163526 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Djeee, nothing near the Chinese citizenism "solution" of female infanticide. Do you throw those also into the wok at your JKC (Just Killed Cat) Chinese citizenism fast food franchise?

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 17:28 | 3163894 akak
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Brothing of female human fetus much known of lip-smacking goodnesses for traditional cookery of fabled Chinese past.  Much make necessary strongly vigorous the weak and flaccid oriental winkie.

Let one thousand mandatory abortion clinics bloom!

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 16:16 | 3163592 Canucklehead
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This looks like the makings of a polite, civil society.  Don't rush to any emotional judgements, but reflect on individual thought.  The populace is speaking by actions, not words.


Thu, 01/17/2013 - 16:31 | 3163640 IridiumRebel
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You have to be 18 for a rifle and 21 for a handgun in most states. Most states need a proficiency course and training plus fees. Of responsible gun owners, the number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. (Yes, that's 80 million) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .0000188. You are 9000 times more likely to die from medical mismanagement. My question is.....what will you do when the fractious Chinese 'country' you so love falls into disarray from the crumbling of your central government that loses grip by the day? Which of the nine regions will you become a part of? How will you feed all of your people with roughly a quarter of your land being able to be used as arable? If I were you, I would concentrate over there as we concentrate over here. You have much to worry about and we will be the least of your problems when your house of cards falls. I am studying your 'country' and I must say, you all are quite fucked. We have leadership problems, but these states are united. Yours are only held together by a currency and weakening central gov....nothing more. It's also amazing how many wars you have lost through the years.....almost all of them. The British really made you all their bitchez.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:21 | 3163398 monad
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Good parents home school. You think these idiots know what's best for you? "They don't care about us." - MJ.


Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:23 | 3163405 Bohm Squad
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Bumper Sticker Reads:  "My son is a top marksman at Clydell Elementary"

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:24 | 3163409 ebworthen
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That kid obviously hasn't been"educated", that mother government will protect him.

Not with armed guards like the President's kids and CONgress, but with the impenetrable shield of "legislation".

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:24 | 3163410 CaptainObvious
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Let me guess, the NYPD let loose and killed eleven innocent children to disarm this one lone killer.  And then they found the killer was armed with a Nerf gun loaded with foam darts.

Went to the gun shop yesterday and the line was fucking insane.  This is a little backwoods mom and pop shop, and there were cars and trucks overflowing the parking lot and lining the street.  People were standing five deep to get their hands on a gun, any gun.  Most of 'em didn't have the slightest clue what they were looking for and were talked into crap weapons that suddenly and mysteriously had been marked up an extra hundred.  The background check phone line, when it was working at all, was taking an hour to get through the process.  People are waking up, hurrah.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:39 | 3163474 djsmps
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If just one life is saved, it is worth it.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:29 | 3163430 Divine Wind
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This incident clearly shows where the law can be tightened.

The PARENT(S) / GUARDIAN(S)  should be hanging from a yardarm and repeatedly flogged.

If you are going to own a firearm you need to be more careful.

Perhaps THESE are the people that need to be on a list.




Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:30 | 3163431 Future Jim
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Guns and Schools - Problem Solved

The solution to the problem of guns and schools is freedom of education.

After giving parents absolute control over any tax dollars spent on their children's education, they will naturally choose not just the best education – but the safest.

Ten million free market experiments in education can find ways to serve customers (parents and kids) better than a panel of 10 government experts with their corrupt, bureaucratic, obsolete, ineffective, one-size-fits-all, mandatory programs – of the unions, by the unions, for the unions.

Likewise, ten million free market experiments in safety can find ways to serve customers better than a panel of 10 government experts.

It is no secret that the Democratic Party is the side advocating a panel of 10 government experts. Therefore, parents should have been asking, "How is it that the party of equality is so obsessed with appeals to the authority of elite opinion?"

It is no secret that it is the Democratic party in bed with the unions. Therefore, parents should have been asking, "How is it that the party of choice is so anti-choice?"

Certainly many customers will choose solutions to school safety that involve guns used for the purpose of self defense, and it is no secret that the Democratic Party is the party that wants to disarm the people. Therefore, parents should have been asking, "How is it that the party that wants to empower the little guy is the party that wants to disarm the little guy."

Make no mistake. The Democratic Party is all about conformity, control, and government dependence. That is how they have played their role in destroying the Black community – and America.

Don’t get fooled into thinking that the Republican Party is the answer. They have a different role to play in destroying the Black community – and America. Together they are like The Prince who divides us against each other, as described by Machiavelli. For some issues one is the good cop while the other is the bad cop. On other issues it is the reverse.

Of course, any voter or low level politician who sincerely supports freedom of education will thus be drawn to the Republican Party, the Libertarian Party, and/or the Tea Party, but the Republican Party is controlled by the Neocons (Republican Progressives). Like the Democratic Party, the Neocons don’t want freedom of education. They too are obsessed with appeals to authority, and they too want to disarm the little guy. Like I said, the Neocons are Republican Progressives.

We are Americans. How is it that we have less freedom of education than just about any country in the world?

Any who would attempt a solution as big as freedom of education cannot succeed unless they understand that both parties, as well as the mainstream media, are front men for the Global Money Masters. Any movement to implement freedom of education would thus precipitate very strong and sophisticated resistance backed with infinite money, infinite patience, and initially – infinite force … but that is the key. The force comes from us.

Once we understand the reality, we will choose to not cooperate.

Once we understand the reality, we will choose freedom.

Freedom is the Promise of Reality.

Freedom of Education is motivated by, and would strengthen, the Soul of Humanity; whereas, the conformity and hierarchy of our current system is motivated by, and strengthens, the Soul of Animals.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:49 | 3163502 Spastica Rex
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$500 billion plus spent on public education in the US every year. US schools suck.

Walmart or BoA, or the Gates Foundation - or McDonald's could do a better job for less.

And they will.

McSchools - I'm LOVIN' it!

Enjoy your extra big-assed education... (...but I didn't get none!)

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 16:36 | 3163710 NotApplicable
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I'm assuming that eventually, operating the fry cooker will require an advanced degree.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 16:57 | 3163792 Spastica Rex
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At least advanced licensure or certification. There will be loans with easy terms for that.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 16:26 | 3163649 secret_sam
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      After giving parents absolute control over any tax dollars spent on their children's education, they will naturally choose not just the best education – but the safest.

Dream on.  More choices make the situation WORSE when the "chooser" is a moron, like many members of the population.

I'm all for complete educational freedom, but MY main reasoning is to permit the educated and intelligent to more easily dominate the social and political sphere while the know-nothings track themselves into career paths digging ditches and mopping floors.

Whatever it takes to keep the ditto-heads from inflicting their bullshit on the rest of us...I'm just FINE with parents who think their little Jonny should learn hisself all 'bout the world by readin' the Babble and hatin' on da Naggers and Jooze.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 17:12 | 3163854 Spastica Rex
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By your logic, stupid people would be eating at McDonald's all the time.

It's not like marketing really works, or something.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 17:31 | 3163922 secret_sam
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    By your logic, stupid people would be eating at McDonald's all the time.

Gee...I confess I'm not quite clear on whether you're agreeing or disagreeing with me.  I'll assume the former, being the inclusive bridge-building type that I am. 

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 17:38 | 3163962 Spastica Rex
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Nah - I'm just yankin' yer chain.

Yes. Yes I agree with you. 

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 17:12 | 3163857 Spastica Rex
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Thu, 01/17/2013 - 17:13 | 3163858 SmallerGovNow2
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so the many morons "in charge" get to choose and then we all suffer because the solution is dumbed down...

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 17:21 | 3163888 Spastica Rex
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No worries, the morons will change soon and they'll be from the private sector and their poducts will be much tastier - think "Big Mac."

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 17:20 | 3163886 Future Jim
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You are being played, which is possible because of your desire to hate and to conform.

Did you follow the link in this sentence: Together they are like The Prince who divides us against each other, as described by Machiavelli.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 17:24 | 3163904 Spastica Rex
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Well, if we can't trust McDonald's to do what's best, who can we trust?

Food doesn't have to be good for you, it just has to taste good.

Clever, loving, individualistic people eat tasty food.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 17:29 | 3163914 secret_sam
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I'm all for educational freedom, as I mentioned, and I read The Prince over a decade ago. 

Who do you think is "playing" me?  And how do they benefit from my pointing out that stupid misinformed people will always tend to make stupid choices?

"Desire to conform" has *never* been one of my traits.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 17:37 | 3163950 Spastica Rex
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Yeah, but people like you are why we don't have flying cars. And warp drive. And hybrid cat-dogs.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 17:56 | 3164016 secret_sam
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He's "Future Jim."  Perhaps his babble will make sense in 20 or 30 years.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 17:52 | 3163929 Future Jim
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Thank you for providing an example of how progressives are the reason we don't have freedom of education, flying cars, and many other kinds of progress.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:38 | 3163469 Father Lucifer
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[Kid:] Next motherfucker's gonna get my metal

On we plow
The big bully try to stick his finger in my chest
Try to tell me, tell me he's the best
But I don't really give a good goddamn cause
I got my lunchbox and I'm armed real well
I got my lunchbox and I'm armed real well
I got my lunchbox and I'm armed real well
I wanna grow up
I wanna be a big rock and roll star
I wanna grow up
I wanna be
So no one fucks with me
I got the pencils in my pocket, try to put me down
Wanna go out, gotta get out
To the playground, gonna throw down at the playground
I wanna go out
Next motherfucker gonna get my metal
Next motherfucker gonna get my metal
Next motherfucker gonna get my metal
Next motherfucker
Pow pow pow, pow pow pow, pow pow pow, pow pow pow
I wanna grow up
I wanna be a big rock and roll star
I wanna grow up
So no one fucks with me

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:44 | 3163489 Peter Pan
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Beautiful.....effing beautiful. The mother packs the lunch and the kid packs a gun.

The problem is not guns. It's the people.


Thu, 01/17/2013 - 16:32 | 3163658 Canucklehead
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...Before ringing up the sale, cashiers call in a check to the FBI or to other designated agencies to ensure that each customer does not have a criminal record or isn’t otherwise ineligible to make a purchase. More than 100 million such checks have been made in the last decade, leading to more than 700,000 denials...

...Nearly 60 percent of those failing background checks, or nearly 578,000 people, were rejected because of a felony or serious misdemeanor conviction, according to information on the FBI website that was updated this month...

In a nutshell, there are few denials (0.7%) resulting from a background check.

Of those denied, the vast majority were rejected because they did their time, were released, tried to operate within society as a reformed citizen, and were denied because of past actions.  Odds are these individuals got what they wanted via contacts with their old connections.

The remainder, 0.3% of those who applied, were rejected for a number of reasons.

What is the cost of operating this background check system and are the results worth it?  Could these funds be better spent on other areas of policing?

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 17:10 | 3163847 CoolBeans
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Somebody packed lunches before having enough coffee...

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:50 | 3163514 whoopsing
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I've heard that you can't buy ammo in NY until the backround check system is up and running ,anybody hear anything on this ? Second hand account, good source told me this .

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 16:33 | 3163684 Pooper Popper
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If obama had a son..... He would have an armed guard !

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 18:35 | 3163703 ZeroAvatar
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Even a child knows the simple logic that guns are used for self-defense.

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