"The Federal Government Now Requires That We Ask You The Following Personal Questions"

Tyler Durden's picture

Welcome to Obamacare in action:

"The Federal Government now requires that we ask you the following personal questions. If we fail to ask these questions, we are subject to a fine."

or visually:

h/t @Shark_wahlberg

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economics9698's picture

Fuck that asshole.

Chuck Norris's picture

"The federal government requires we confiscate your gold, firearms, food, and anything else not nailed to the floor.  If we don't do it we are subject to not getting our paycheck"


The TSA, BATF, FBI, & the Police

CPL's picture



Or don't answer the questions and break the medical system.


You guys are in big trouble I think.

The Limerick King's picture



The State needs to know what you think

What you wear, what you eat, what you drink

Requiring an answer

Is simply a cancer

Your freedom is gone in a blink

Manthong's picture

Gee, I wonder what back door the collectivist elite are going to try to use to get control of the few things that they do not have control of yet?


Do you own a gun?

What will your answer be? 


Snakeeyes's picture

Or do you have a Democrat/Socialist Party card? 

Don't laugh, We are becoming like other Socialist cesspools in terms of loss of freedom and declining prospects.



francis_sawyer's picture

Don't EVER respond to ANYONE who asks you the question: "Do you understand"? (under Maritime Law, of which, you are unwittingly ensconced, but not necessarily subject to unless you relinquish those rights)...


Some, here, will know what francis_sawyer is talking about...

Cheesy Bastard's picture

The Federal government is requiring that we ask you these questions as part of the law governing electronic health records. Name:___________________________________________________________Date:_____________________ Date of Birth:____ /_____/_____ What is your race? Please circle one: American Indian or Alaska Native Asian Black or African American Native Hawaiian or other Pacific Islander (please specify):_____________________________________ White/Caucasian Multi-Racial Other (please specify):_________________________________________________________________ Decline to answer Do you consider yourself to be of Hispanic or Latino ethnicity? Please circle one: Yes No Decline to answer

swmnguy's picture

There are many reputable sources available to further this point, but John Lott isn't one of them.  Unless he's been able to produce his hard drivve, or his questionnaires, or more than one person willing to admit to having taken his questionnaire, or Mary Rosh, or any other grain of justification for his claims.  Your intention is well-taken, but John Lott is a disgrace to dishonest hacks.

Doña K's picture

It all makes sense now when I took some xrays last month and the administrative nurse asked me from my religion and since I was paying cash where the money comes from.

My answer went over her head when I told het that I am an egotistic epicurean hedonist and my money comes from the bank. She looked at me with a stare not knowing what to say.


TheObsoleteMan's picture

Tell the nurse your religon, or lack thereof, is your business. When asked;"Where did the money come from?", answer; "My purse".

e_goldstein's picture

"Where did your money come from?"

The wetspot in the Chairsatans trousers, duh.

John_Coltrane's picture

My source of cash?  "The same as everyone's:  debt."

Should get some puzzled expressions.

Alternatively,  "Its counterfeited out of thin air to buy debt by the FED, just like all everyone's cash.  Didn't you know that?"

(But all my wealth is in RE, guns and gold)

A Lunatic's picture



Name: John Galt

D.O.B. 20th century

Race: Human


francis_sawyer's picture

That's about as close as you need be...

john39's picture

I have not been to see an MD in years, and have no plans to do so...  I pay cash for holistic services... no insurance required either...  your health should be an investment... if you rely instead on the insurance controlled big pharma run system, you play right into the hands of big brother.  walk away from the system, take your health back into your own hands.  you will discover that a whole different approach to your health is out there waiting.

Cathartes Aura's picture


it's called personal response-ability.  paying "cash" to holistic practitioners also tells your mind how value-able the service is to you, it's like cash vs. plastic cards, which are sooo easy to get lost in relative to actual fiat currency.

and if one has a trustworthy relationship with your practitioners, the subject of trades/barter can always be introduced, yet another creative way to exist. . .

Lore's picture

Couldn't agree more with John39. I can cite multiple recent and diverse examples where naturopathic advice and remedies - some of which conflict with my education - have made a meaningful and even dramatic difference for members of my family.  Pill-popping and mainstream passivity simply doesn't cut the mustard if you really want to help those close to you.

pbppbp's picture

I'm having my hip replaced. Thank God I have insurance, I earned it, and I paid for it.

Man Who Was Thursday's picture

"John Galt is a still-born god".

WonderDawg's picture

Gotta love a guy who doesn't bother to read the book so he knows what the fuck he's talking about. He can point you to the cliff notes on Wiki though.

Keep up the good work, champ.

NidStyles's picture

You aren't a reader then are you?

a female faust's picture

is this anecdote or conjecture?

Pseudo Anonym's picture

you can bet your ass only a tiny fraction, i.e. freemen on land, will know the consequence of this

(under Maritime Law,..

Ignatius's picture

Or the consequences of this:  "War by Deception 2013" by Ryan Dawson

This intro provides the link:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49PFwyNyF-s


Cap Matifou's picture

Do as this guy did with the TSA, ask nicely to explain your rights and never understand the charges.


holdbuysell's picture

Nice find. Thanks for sharing. I would guess that many people unknowingly incriminate themselves in these kinds of situations, when, by law, they are not obligated by law to go there.

francis_sawyer's picture

Oh ~ Just another thing...


GODDAMNED motherfucking fuck BALTIMORE RAVENS... Take 'em!...

Good night

CunnyFunt's picture


No guns, no gold, and I love watching sport and reality shows on tv.

I trust the government"


Chart entry: completely normal and sane; no threat

diogeneslaertius's picture

i have gold rims on my car does that count?



francis_sawyer's picture

Just watch out for the gold embroidery [on flags]... Start there...

tbone654's picture

In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control. From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents were rounded up and exterminated.

In 1911, Turkey established gun control. From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million Armenians were rounded up and exterminated.

Germany established gun control in 1938. From 1939 to 1945, 13 million Jews and others were rounded up and exterminated.

China established gun control in 1935. From 1948 to 1952, 20 million political dissidents were rounded up and exterminated.

Guatemala established gun control in 1964. From 1964 to 1981, 100,000 Mayan Indians were rounded up and exterminated.

Uganda established gun control in 1970. From 1971 to 1979, 300,000 Christians were rounded up and exterminated.

diogeneslaertius's picture

i have gold plated cable connectors on my 800" plasma screen that feeds me my consciousness through a tube




Dave Thomas's picture

You know thats funny? I love arguing with audiophiles, you know the people who spend 5000 dollars on one 10' speaker cable because it's made to space age exacting standards.

I actually argued you could extrude two solid .999 silver bars with that were 1/2" x 1" x 10' long and still not get close to 5000 dollars (This was back in 2006) they still maintained the Ochre and Timber of the resultant sound would have been off and not on par with the "Pluunk" 2000 cables.

They never use engineering units to quantify sound or electrical characteristics, always subjective words like "dominance, timbre, brightness" let alone no audiophine I've bumped into has ever had a hearing test in the last 10 years.

Gotta love it.


Scisco's picture

It looks like the original post is gone but you should get a kick out of this http://www.theanalogdept.com/hd14.htm

fajensen's picture

Beautiful - Especially the little trellises to keep the cable off the un-clean carpet. Maybe one could sell something in gold plated titanium?

fajensen's picture

"High-end Audio" - The merger of Religion and Engineering for the purpose of separating Audiophools from their Money ;-)

HurricaneSeason's picture

You forgot police and homeland security shows.

Oh regional Indian's picture

you guys want to ponder a fishy Obama moment.

Remember he was "Sworn In" twice the first time (supposedly due to an error by the CJ in oath delivery).

HE is going to do it twice again this time. Google it.

From a Symbolic perspective, something stinks to the high heavens...


Shady shady shady...

I smell an emperor in the making...


UGrev's picture

In the making? no.. already made. It's the curtains that are being pulled back. 

Popo's picture

No president can serve 3 terms... Unless of course he was never sworn in the first time.

It's coming.

Zer0head's picture

what about President Bloomberg


On October 23, 2008, the City Council voted 29–22 in favor of extending the term limit to three consecutive four-year terms, thus allowing Bloomberg to run


Totentänzerlied's picture

Term limits are meaningless if the sheeple will vote for the same asshole again and again and again, even after he alters or abolishes term limits. Try as you will, you cannot legislate intelligence or outlaw stupidity.

francis_sawyer's picture



I've disagreed with you in the past... But I'm 100% in agreement [caution] of what you just posted...