"The Federal Government Now Requires That We Ask You The Following Personal Questions"

Tyler Durden's picture

Welcome to Obamacare in action:

"The Federal Government now requires that we ask you the following personal questions. If we fail to ask these questions, we are subject to a fine."

or visually:

h/t @Shark_wahlberg

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Dyhana's picture

It says "if we fail to ask these questions, we are subject to a fine." so are they talking about the doctor's office?

It doesn't say YOU have to answer the questions, it just says THEY have to ask them. Even so, I am sure there is other fine print further along that says they can't treat you if you don't answer.

Darth Rayne's picture

Obama is getting concerned that the US citizens may wake up and take note of what he is perpetuating.

I think he is worrying too much.

hootowl's picture

He'll be safe as long as he can provide table scraps to the indolent dimwits on the urban plantations.

americanspirit's picture

Have you ever participated in a demonstration?

Have you ever, privately or in public, referred to any public official as "that asshole"

Do you have any objection if we place this small GPS device underneath your scalp?

stant's picture

all i got is a can of peaches and a big stick

PaperBear's picture

Isn't the federal government supposed to secure the blessings of liberty ? How does asking these questions achieve that ?

Bullwinkle Moose's picture

The bill of rights (the first ten amendments) was written to restrict the government from becoming tyrannical and oppressive. In other words, any government left unfettered and unrestrained will become destroyers of the individual. It will become despotic and tyrannical. What I am trying to say is, the government will never protect our rights. It will only deprive us of our freedoms. The government must be kept in check, restricted, and contained, or we will all become property of the state. We will lose our individualism. We will all become slaves to the government. We must stand now while we can, before the beast becomes too big to control. We must speak out and not be allowed to be shouted down. The ones that would subjugate us are small in number compared to the ones who cherish freedom. It is only that the suppressors are much louder and much more aggressive.

MiltonFriedmansNightmare's picture

On this MLK Day eve, I predict a new MLK-like figure will arise to lead the sheeple. He will be imbued with the ideology of Ron Paul and the charisma of King to lead the nation in it's rise from the ashes. But then again maybe I'm just feeling optimistic today for no particular reason.

machineh's picture

Substitute 'imbued with the ideology of Karl Marx' and you just described Obama.

It already happened.

forwardho's picture

Zero, had a great 3hour session this morn. Chest to head high, very light offshore wind. What a blast, a ride put all in perspective.

c8089923's picture

The question will all must answer now is are we willing to fight and possibly die in support of our beliefs.  Take a minute, look in the mirror, and ask yourself 'am I willing to die to defend what I know to be true and just?  Am I willing to say goodbye to my family, friends, comforts of living on Planet Earth?'  If the answer is no, then we are all just wasting our time.

CoolBeans's picture

...and if you say "no" - can you look your children in the eye knowing you bowed to it all?

Things that go bump's picture

The question you really have to ask yourself is "Am I willing to risk my family for this?"  That is the bottom line here. Governments have been known to hold the family unit hostage to keep people in line.  

Cathartes Aura's picture

. . . and kill other'd peoples family units to keep the hatred alive, flowing. . .

maybe there's a reason nationstates are gender'd "she" and "soldierboys" traditionally were sent to protect "her"

kayl's picture

We play by their rules: No quarter asked or given.

rsnoble's picture

The US splintering doesn't sound so crazy anymore.  Soon we'll need credit checks for getting a gun also and 10 years of continuous employment. Ha, in this shithole that would eliminate most sales lol.

CoolBeans's picture

They can ask all they want -- I refuse to answer.  I will continue to exercise all of the rights my forefathers guaranteed to me under The U.S. Constitution.  I will not feed the evil machine.

Shall we all just answer, "I love everything, I love everybody, my favorite color is pink and I love puppies, kitties and doggies and I believe in King Obomber, and...."  ?  I think not.

moonstears's picture

"I will continue to exercise all of the rights God gave me,  and national forefathers affirmed to me under The U.S. Constitution" fixed it, CoolBeans.

diogeneslaertius's picture

but there is no God, the science is in! and the genius of our forefathers for this construct is lost utterly on modern day nerdlingtons inside the system who cant understand how a metaphysical a priori is the ultimate legal strategy

 

cmon buddy

play ball

in fact you arent even human anymore, you are just an animal man - thus you can be impaired at will by those with more power: end of story.

 

i didnt see this at first at either, but now i am reformed and i love big brother

2+2=5

 

all glory to the hypnotoad, his majesty, debt brother from plaanet o, el presidente of los estados unidos, forever and ever amen

moonstears's picture

All the hip political class likeeee "god". They dance before a carved owl, in the woods of Cali, sacrificing "care" if Repliscams, or they worship the earth and will exact our "tithe" through regulation and law if Democraps. They ALL bow to business interests, their "gods" of commerce. I think the forefathers were referring to the True Giver of life.

Orwell warned us, friends, diogeneslaertius just reminded us.

Winston loved big brother.

My political wet dream is that one day in the future 500+ DC jobs in the Executive, Legislative  and Judicial get filled by brand new freshly voted in faces, and they are so "green" that they ponder what to do next, and some bright guy or gal, says, "Hey, lets go break out the Constitution, maybe we'll read it aloud, and we'll start working from there".

knukles's picture

Yes....

Nature and Nature's God referred directly to Al Gore.
I concur

tenpanhandle's picture

Coolbean's post did not need your fix.  He said guaranteed not granted.

CoolBeans's picture

"She"

CoolBeans is a "she" and appreciates your input - Thanks!!

moonstears's picture

"She" it is. Cool beans, CoolBeans!

sunnyside's picture

So,........ how you doing tonite?

CoolBeans's picture

Thanks, I liked "guaranteed".

Arbysauce's picture

Uh Mr. Obama didn't line up lifetime 24/7 personal security for nothing. Next 4 years will be quite a ride I think.

diogeneslaertius's picture

LIFE TIME PERSONAL SECURITY BABY 8)

 

turn in your guns SLAVES!@

Atomizer's picture

 

 

How to handle new government questions:

Q: What political party did you vote for?

A: Democrat

Q: What political party did you contribute to in 2012?

A: Weather Underground Organization (WUO)

Q: Are you currently employed?

A: Yes, I’m trying to get fired so I can earn my states entitlement programs.

Government Agent: Proceed comrade.

 

We can all add to list of comedy.

buzzsaw99's picture

Worst. Reporting. Ever.

Just Ice's picture

Yes, I thought it was rather disappointing that no informative follow through was made in the article, namely the questions.  Once the information of a new government requirement was broadcast, people's imaginations were left to roam free, sensationalizing the item. 

whoopsing's picture

 Raise your right hand and cough

Herdee's picture

Obama just made Romney's plan nationwide.When Romney was Governor of his State most Republicans voted for it and thought it was great.Looks very much like Canada's healthcare plan.Which reminds me,is free trade slowly taking place in other ways with Mexico and Canada?Look for big government savings in the future as the medical society will have to take a big financial hit.I can see anybody going into any NAFTA country and getting the same care but at a universal NAFTA rate.It's the only way that the U.S. can get it's costs under control.Afterall,there are very few nations in the world with this type of plan except for Russia,Canada,Cuba and China.What does that tell you?

Ballin D's picture

Other than the inclusion of the single word, 'Obamacare,' how does your comment relate to this post at all?

 

Enjoy being a pawn in their game, child.

Seasmoke's picture

25-25 split would save alot of heart aches

MiltonFriedmansNightmare's picture

We have the power to bring the system down in non-violent fashion. My guess is that if the 53% stop all non-essential purchases, the system crashes in 3 months or less. If frugal becomes cool, we win. There is hope. Google thrift shop.

Dr. Engali's picture

We may be capable of taking the system down in a non-violent manner, but if you think they will react in a non-violent way you are kidding yourself.

MiltonFriedmansNightmare's picture

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

Thomas Jefferson I believe.

The federal governments requires that you make this purchase under the threat of death.

PrintemDano's picture

Molon Labe.  Neither death, nor prison do I fear.  Being a coward is what I fear.

hootowl's picture

Starve the Beast!!!  Without the fraudulent income taxes paid on compensation received for services rendered paid by the morons/idiots/sheeple, the Beast East of the Potomac will run out of resources.

Americans are financing their own national and cultural destruction.  The homosexual communist/fascist illegal alien muscum squatting in the WH has been assigned  by the Babylonian bankster elites to issue the coup de grace to the United States of America.

Next up....The guns and human fodder of hundreds of millions of Chinese will be used and sacrificed to their NWO.  The entire plan is all available the be read in the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion.  It is not really a secret any longer. Most of the plan is now history and plain as the nose on your face.

CoolBeans's picture

I'm in....was my New Year's resolution.

Winston of Oceania's picture

You can even be frugal when buying essential things. Oh and don't worry as being frugal will soon morph into surviving the new normal on a daily basis.

Loose Caboose's picture

What ever happened to pleading the 5th?  You can acknowledge that the question has been asked but refuse to answer under the 5th - since the government is not being clear as to why the question is being asked in the first place and what consequences your answer might bring to you in future. 

I mean, what the hell?  Where are the constitutional lawyers?

mendolover's picture

Well I know where you can find one supposed constitutional lawyer who acts like he doesn't give two shits about it.  Some even think that he was groomed to be a constitutional lawyer so that he could dissect it into oblivion.  Some people have the craziest ideas!