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The Pre-Inauguration Party - Drinking Game

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Well, it's 5pm somewhere in the world but we thought the following would provide some levity to the potentially stoic teleprompter's upcoming speech...



and for those wondering how long they will have to stand in the cold.. the shortest ever inaugural speech was:

George Washington gave the shortest inauguration address in history during his second inauguration on March 4, 1793. Washington's second inaugural address was only 135 words long! The second shortest inaugural address was given by Franklin D. Roosevelt at his fourth inauguration and was only 558 words long.

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Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:45 | 3172732 TonyCoitus
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Bottom's Up Bitchez!

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:55 | 3172746 TruthInSunshine
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Today's "Inaugural Drinking Game" is sponsored by Dad's Little Helper Malt Liquor, sold in the convenient and eco-friendly 40 ounce glass bottle, and the #1 choice of EBT grey market transactions in Amerika.

And remember:

It ain't cold out! You just ain't got your Dad's Little Helper on yet, bitchez!

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:57 | 3172755 economics9698
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Who watches that shit?

Must be the Steel Reserve patrons. 

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:57 | 3172761 BandGap
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The Indonesian Kool Aid drinkers and their minions.

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 12:34 | 3172879 Boris Alatovkrap
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Boris is only drink vodka, maybe partially diluted with Ethylene Glycol, but no kool aid. Kool aid is for crying sissy!

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 12:35 | 3172885 Manthong
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The best way to play the game this time around is to be toilet-hugging drunk before you start.

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 14:10 | 3173243 Boris Alatovkrap
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For electing Obama, not just is once, but twice, 50 million amerikan voter is be already toilet-hugging drunk, no?!

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 14:13 | 3173262 TruthInSunshine
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Diebold Voting Machines & EBT Stations use interchangeable technology.

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 15:09 | 3173411 Manthong
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Add utility bill motor voting citizens leveraging for amnesty on ballots printed in native USA spanish and you get Obama.

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:56 | 3172756 francis_sawyer
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Drink one from a brown paper bag when he in President...

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 13:08 | 3172997 earnyermoney
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Steelers fan here.

That was a beautiful arse whoopin your Ravens applied to the Patriots. No Roger Goodell Lingerie Football on display. Ravens are a lock to win the Super Bowl.

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 20:14 | 3174146 Remington IV
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Big Ben Roethlisberger , get back to your Hooter's-trained hillbilly wife

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:48 | 3172734 Racer
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To listen to one word of Obeyme's speech is one word too long

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:55 | 3172753 eatthebanksters
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Do you think he'll re-visit that hopey changey shit or is he running from that?

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 12:12 | 3172815 Bad Attitude
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It will be another campaign speech. Campaigning and selecting drone assignation targets are the only things Dear Leader knows how to do.

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 20:16 | 3174151 Remington IV
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That  "program"was  a  huge success



47,000,000 food stamps

31,000,000 welfare

18,000,000 section 8 housing


moochers agree



Mon, 01/21/2013 - 18:09 | 3173864 Bob
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That was my feeling.  Today was not a day for me to turn on the tv.  No amount of drugs was gonna kill that ill.

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:50 | 3172739 realtick
Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:52 | 3172741 otto skorzeny
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brO's speech-"My fellow AmeriKenyans-get ready for a good fucking"

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:52 | 3172745 virgilcaine
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  CNN Crowley on air ..2x shot. The cow takes up an entire row.

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:55 | 3172749 otto skorzeny
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every time some statist from CNN brings up gun control-same- 3x for every time sodomite A. Coooper does it

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:52 | 3172748 resurger
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Drink everytime he "Whistles"

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:55 | 3172751 Miss Expectations
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James Taylor had an epiphany when he saw drones over the Berkshires.  He's going to sing Mexico at his inauguration gig.


Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:57 | 3172752 Ljoot
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No Milk, no money

No money no beer

No beer no fun

No fun you're done

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:55 | 3172754 tooriskytoinvest
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US Sides with Japan on Disputed Islands: Beijing says its a betrayal, orders troops combat ready, could cash in on US debt for equity


Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:57 | 3172757 IridiumRebel
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-hyper inflation



-Bill Gross






-Gun Control




-Precious Metals


-Currency Wars







Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:57 | 3172758 kridkrid
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FDR's fourth... That's a bit unfortunate. Had he hung it up, I would like to think we might not have dropped the bombs. Truman was such a pussy.

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:58 | 3172763 kw2012
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Drink once for every time he says "I"

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 12:00 | 3172769 IamtheREALmario
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Thinking that counting the number of times he says "I", dividing by ten and taking a sip of beer would get me smashed.

Also, I will need a shot of pain killer for every time he says the word "folks"... as if he actually cares about anyone except himself.

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 12:07 | 3172789 booboo
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Roberts? which one, Justice or Julia. I mean really, at this point she could give him the oath and polish his torpedo on camera and the press would fawn over it for weeks.

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 12:33 | 3172881 TruthInSunshine
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The Hon. Jon S. Corzine served as the official witness to Obama's taking of the official oath in the White House Green Screen Room today.

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 12:21 | 3172837 richard007
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Obama "wine betrays him" Habakkuk 2:4

Could it be tonight?

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 12:54 | 3172963 Intoxicologist
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This song has no musical value, but it seems fitting for the occasion, don'cha think?


Mon, 01/21/2013 - 15:31 | 3173479 HK
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Good song for the ZH drinking game.  However, this song is for the entire DC crowd, Lisa Germano nails it, with "all us liars stick together". Sycophant.... you've learned a new word.


Mon, 01/21/2013 - 15:05 | 3173397 zerozulu
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"George Washington gave the shortest inauguration address in history"

Bigger the lie, longer the speech.

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 21:36 | 3174315 Curt W
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Only government and financial people got today off.

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