The Pre-Inauguration Party - Drinking Game

Tyler Durden's picture

Well, it's 5pm somewhere in the world but we thought the following would provide some levity to the potentially stoic teleprompter's upcoming speech...



and for those wondering how long they will have to stand in the cold.. the shortest ever inaugural speech was:

George Washington gave the shortest inauguration address in history during his second inauguration on March 4, 1793. Washington's second inaugural address was only 135 words long! The second shortest inaugural address was given by Franklin D. Roosevelt at his fourth inauguration and was only 558 words long.

Source: FamousDC

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TonyCoitus's picture

Bottom's Up Bitchez!

TruthInSunshine's picture

Today's "Inaugural Drinking Game" is sponsored by Dad's Little Helper Malt Liquor, sold in the convenient and eco-friendly 40 ounce glass bottle, and the #1 choice of EBT grey market transactions in Amerika.

And remember:

It ain't cold out! You just ain't got your Dad's Little Helper on yet, bitchez!

economics9698's picture

Who watches that shit?

Must be the Steel Reserve patrons. 

BandGap's picture

The Indonesian Kool Aid drinkers and their minions.

Boris Alatovkrap's picture

Boris is only drink vodka, maybe partially diluted with Ethylene Glycol, but no kool aid. Kool aid is for crying sissy!

Manthong's picture

The best way to play the game this time around is to be toilet-hugging drunk before you start.

Boris Alatovkrap's picture

For electing Obama, not just is once, but twice, 50 million amerikan voter is be already toilet-hugging drunk, no?!

TruthInSunshine's picture

Diebold Voting Machines & EBT Stations use interchangeable technology.

Manthong's picture

Add utility bill motor voting citizens leveraging for amnesty on ballots printed in native USA spanish and you get Obama.

francis_sawyer's picture

Drink one from a brown paper bag when he in President...

earnyermoney's picture

Steelers fan here.

That was a beautiful arse whoopin your Ravens applied to the Patriots. No Roger Goodell Lingerie Football on display. Ravens are a lock to win the Super Bowl.

Remington IV's picture

Big Ben Roethlisberger , get back to your Hooter's-trained hillbilly wife

Racer's picture

To listen to one word of Obeyme's speech is one word too long

eatthebanksters's picture

Do you think he'll re-visit that hopey changey shit or is he running from that?

Bad Attitude's picture

It will be another campaign speech. Campaigning and selecting drone assignation targets are the only things Dear Leader knows how to do.

Remington IV's picture




That  "program"was  a  huge success



47,000,000 food stamps

31,000,000 welfare

18,000,000 section 8 housing


moochers agree



Bob's picture

That was my feeling.  Today was not a day for me to turn on the tv.  No amount of drugs was gonna kill that ill.

otto skorzeny's picture

brO's speech-"My fellow AmeriKenyans-get ready for a good fucking"

virgilcaine's picture

  CNN Crowley on air ..2x shot. The cow takes up an entire row.

otto skorzeny's picture

every time some statist from CNN brings up gun control-same- 3x for every time sodomite A. Coooper does it

resurger's picture

Drink everytime he "Whistles"

Miss Expectations's picture

James Taylor had an epiphany when he saw drones over the Berkshires.  He's going to sing Mexico at his inauguration gig.

Ljoot's picture

No Milk, no money

No money no beer

No beer no fun

No fun you're done

tooriskytoinvest's picture

US Sides with Japan on Disputed Islands: Beijing says its a betrayal, orders troops combat ready, could cash in on US debt for equity

IridiumRebel's picture







-hyper inflation



-Bill Gross






-Gun Control




-Precious Metals


-Currency Wars







kridkrid's picture

FDR's fourth... That's a bit unfortunate. Had he hung it up, I would like to think we might not have dropped the bombs. Truman was such a pussy.

kw2012's picture

Drink once for every time he says "I"

IamtheREALmario's picture

Thinking that counting the number of times he says "I", dividing by ten and taking a sip of beer would get me smashed.

Also, I will need a shot of pain killer for every time he says the word "folks"... as if he actually cares about anyone except himself.

booboo's picture

Roberts? which one, Justice or Julia. I mean really, at this point she could give him the oath and polish his torpedo on camera and the press would fawn over it for weeks.

TruthInSunshine's picture

The Hon. Jon S. Corzine served as the official witness to Obama's taking of the official oath in the White House Green Screen Room today.

richard007's picture

Obama "wine betrays him" Habakkuk 2:4

Could it be tonight?

Intoxicologist's picture

This song has no musical value, but it seems fitting for the occasion, don'cha think?

HK's picture

Good song for the ZH drinking game.  However, this song is for the entire DC crowd, Lisa Germano nails it, with "all us liars stick together". Sycophant.... you've learned a new word.

zerozulu's picture

"George Washington gave the shortest inauguration address in history"

Bigger the lie, longer the speech.

Curt W's picture

Only government and financial people got today off.