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1000 Chinese Workers Stage Revolt Over 2 Minute Bathroom Breaks

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If we as a nation, buoyed by Obama's Inauguration preach, expect to compete once again on a global jobs stage (as we noted earlier) then perhaps taking a note from the Chinese employers' handbook will wake a few up to new realities. CTV News reports the Chinese workers are revolting as they demand "the scrapping of the ridiculously strict requirements stipulating that workers only have two minutes to go to the toilet and workers will be fined 50 yuan ($8) if they are late once and fired if they are late twice." Hundreds of Chinese factory orders angry at these policies took labor law into their own hands and held their Japanese and Chinese managers hostage for a day and a half before police broke up the strike. Shanghai Shinmei Electric noted the managers were released unharmed after 300 police officers were called to the factory. As CTV notes, strikes have become more commonplace in China, as factories operating in highly competitive markets try to get more productivity from their labor force; but workers connected by mobile phones and the Internet become more aware of their rights.


Via CTV News:

BEIJING — Hundreds of Chinese factory workers angry about strictly timed bathroom breaks and fines for starting work late held their Japanese and Chinese managers hostage for a day and a half before police broke up the strike.


About 1,000 workers at Shanghai Shinmei Electric Company held the 10 Japanese nationals and eight Chinese managers inside the factory in Shanghai starting Friday morning until 11.50 p.m. Saturday, said a statement from the parent company, Shinmei Electric Co., released Monday. It said the managers were released uninjured after 300 police officers were called to the factory.


A security guard at the Shanghai plant said Tuesday that workers had gone on strike to protest the company's issuing of new work rules, including time limits on bathroom breaks and fines for being late.


"The workers demanded the scrapping of the ridiculously strict requirements stipulating that workers only have two minutes to go to the toilet and workers will be fined 50 yuan ($8) if they are late once and fired if they are late twice," said the security guard, surnamed Feng. "The managers were later freed when police intervened and when they agreed to reconsider the rules."


The plant makes electromagnetic coils and other electronic products. It was closed Tuesday, said a man who answered at the plant but refused to identify himself. He said no workers were on strike and staff would return to work on Wednesday.


Strikes have become commonplace in China, as factories operating in highly competitive markets try to get more productivity from their labor force and workers connected by mobile phones and the Internet become more aware of their rights.


Shinmei Electric's statement didn't say specifically what the workers were protesting, but said management reforms and labor policies were believed to be a cause. It said talks were under way with workers at the plant and that police were questioning staff.


A man who refused to give his name from the press office of the Shanghai police bureau said he had no information about the incident and referred calls to the Shanghai government press office, where calls rang unanswered.

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Tue, 01/22/2013 - 11:43 | 3175499 francis_sawyer
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Minding their Pee's & Q's...

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 11:44 | 3175505 idea_hamster
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... or pee's and queues?

(The early bird gets the worm; the second mouse gets the cheese!)

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 11:50 | 3175529 hedgeless_horseman
Tue, 01/22/2013 - 11:52 | 3175548 ParkAveFlasher
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I use a similar product, it's called "Hu Flung Pu".

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 11:59 | 3175571 Buckaroo Banzai
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2 minutes?? Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "dropping a deuce".

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 12:08 | 3175607 tarsubil
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It takes me more than 2 minutes to just set up shop. Those poor bastiges.

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 12:24 | 3175674 pods
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No wonder anon is so pissed all the time!


Tue, 01/22/2013 - 12:34 | 3175706 economics9698
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They must have decent toilets if they want to spend more than two minutes in there taking a dump. 

Here in America our port a potties are cleaned at irregular intervals and are full of south of the border hepatitis and other bonus materials shipped north through our porous borders.

Taking a dump in America on a job site is a act of courage and daring desperation these days.  

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 12:41 | 3175724 TerminalDebt
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They need to get back to work, I need my cheap walmart crap in exchange for fake money

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 12:48 | 3175749 Bananamerican
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Gotta love their free unregulated labor markets- a Libertarian

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 12:54 | 3175761 Bicycle Repairman
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Handing out depends is probably uneconomical.  Can't they just put a trough by the production line?  Maybe change their diet to something with no fiber.  Colostomy bags?

Just thinking outside the box here.  We need to get the net up by 2% next quarter.

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 13:08 | 3175807 Matt
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The two minute limit would be reasonable, if you gaurantee that every worker is, at all times, within 10 seconds of an unoccupied toilet. The problem is, in any large factory or call center, it can easily take a minute each way just to get to the toilet.

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 14:33 | 3176170 Pure Evil
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You're forgetting for the moment that slaves have no rights.

If you want to see America's future, look to China as the example.

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 14:38 | 3176200 UnpatrioticHoarder
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It's not so much a matter of rights but the raw power of Labor acting in unity.

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 15:51 | 3176525 fourchan
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china knows how to run their slave population.

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 00:55 | 3178022 TheFourthStooge-ing
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They must have decent toilets if they want to spend more than two minutes in there taking a dump.

They're angry because there are no clear unshatupon spots on the roadside within one minute's walking distance.

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 12:35 | 3175711 The Limerick King
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Production was starting to lag

The breaks were becoming a drag

Some Kleptos surmised

Production would rise

If workers shit into a bag

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 14:08 | 3176061 mayhem_korner
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Five-star post, LK.  I often wonder if you think in meter...

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 14:37 | 3176203 The Limerick King
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Only when I'm awake.  ;-)

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 12:42 | 3175730 IamtheREALmario
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More incentive to do it quickly when you are using a "squatter". One needs good calf muscles for longer times. Maybe the Japanese are no so well endowed int he calf area and make the same assumption for the Chinese.

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 12:47 | 3175737 Skateboarder
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Add three more to figuring out what you're gonna read on the john, five to ten minutes to go, one more to wipe, one more to wash your hands, five more to chat with your colleagues, and two more to settle back into work and we're looking at a 15-20 minute deal here!

Poor girls... hope those robot managers let them have a proper bathroom break. :(

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 12:58 | 3175772 Next to Arch Stanton
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Had to login just to up arrow that comment.  Priceless!

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 13:06 | 3175790 azzhatter
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I need more than 2 minutes to drive over to Geithner's house and shit in his mailbox

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 12:09 | 3175614 slaughterer
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Chinese workers have no time for a Geithner poop.  Need more Obama poops, pleeze. 

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 12:10 | 3175623 LeisureSmith
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Someone forgot to put the new cover sheet on their TPS report.

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 12:06 | 3175595 LongSoupLine
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I'd like to read about this, but gotta take a piss...

Too much Chinese tea...

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 12:14 | 3175639 slaughterer
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USA really needs to take this page from the Chinese worker supervision playbook.

American workers need some good Chinese discipline.  

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 13:11 | 3175822 Grinder74
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Wow, even the Obama/Boehner blow jobs take longer than 2 minutes.

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 11:52 | 3175506 Mercury
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So much for the dictatorship of the proletariat. 

I guess a complete workers’ paradise has not yet been fully realized.

Silly Chinese communists. Obama would never dream of micromanaging Americans’ lives to the point where bathroom breaks (using eco-flush toilets with crappy, poisonous light bulbs of course) were legally limited to two minutes would he?

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 11:52 | 3175550 CrimsonAvenger
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Ha - it takes the average American two minutes just to get their pants zipped.

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 11:53 | 3175553 derek_vineyard
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global slavery has arrived!   (no retirement, pay barely covers necessities, elite ruling class, clamp down on workers more and more)

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 14:37 | 3176199 trav777
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must be why hacking up schoolyards is a weekly occurrence over there.

How could anyone not snap?

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 15:18 | 3176372 JenkinsLane
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I believe this is called progress.

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 12:08 | 3175616 Temporis
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Meanwhile back in the USSA...

Blockbuster closing 300 stores, expected to layoff 3000 people.


Tue, 01/22/2013 - 12:42 | 3175729 Bob
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Just GREAT!  How the hell am I supposed to check shit out before I order it online?

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 12:50 | 3175757 Skateboarder
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One magic word: torrent.

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 18:34 | 3177095 mercenaryomics
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Recently got a google nexus 7 and a few reading apps for epub/pdf/etc - great for [fre]ebooks. 

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 13:19 | 3175852 Matt
Tue, 01/22/2013 - 13:21 | 3175863 mercenaryomics
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+1 The other day I got scowled at by a few of the comparative literature graduates now turned Barnes and Noble employees for adding books I saw in store to my amazon wishlist via my phone. Sorry but inflation's a bitch on my paychecks, blame Ben, not me.  

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 15:56 | 3176553 Cathartes Aura
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swirling the drain BustedBlock,

In 2012, the Colorado Economic Development Commission granted Dish up to $2.5 million in Job Growth Incentive Tax Credits for the relocation of Blockbuster's headquarters from Texas to Douglas County. The move was expected to create 150 management jobs in the metro area over five years with an average annual wage of $93,257

still suckling as it goes down tho' - more desk jockeys until there isn't.

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 12:30 | 3175694 secret_sam
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Heh.  You win for one of the least coherent gibes I've seen in awhile.

Maybe them commies should UNIONIZE, eh?

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 17:47 | 3176957 Zymurguy
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Hey, I'm gonna take 30 min for my morning glory no matter what the law says.  Just come on in and arrest me (enter at your own risk of course).

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 11:44 | 3175507 Divided States ...
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a thousand people in China is like ten people over here in America, their cries will fall on deaf ears...OR they will never be seen from again the next day.

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 12:08 | 3175618 forwardho
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A tree fell in the forest.

But there was no one to hear.

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 11:43 | 3175508 azzhatter
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What no pisscans at the workstations?

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 11:45 | 3175519 francis_sawyer
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Hell ~ it takes me at least 3 minutes to properly pinch a log...

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 11:52 | 3175526 ParkAveFlasher
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You take too rong to pinch rog.  Good worker, he pinch roaf in ereven seconds FRAT.

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 11:49 | 3175535 mayhem_korner
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I think you're overstated calling your manhood a "log"


Tue, 01/22/2013 - 12:49 | 3175744 A Nanny Moose
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Hung Lo.

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 11:56 | 3175558 CaptainSpaulding
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It takes me 2 minutes to bend a biscuit thanks to my flax and hemp seed w/ black coffee regimine every morning.

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