The Benghazi Files - Clinton Testifies - Live Webcast

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One can only hope that mild concussion has not entirely wiped the frontal cortex from Secretary of State Clinton's brain and that we get some answers today. Prepared testimony (below) shows no use of the words 'take the fifth' or 'recollection'...




Full prepared testimony (pdf) here

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Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:15 | 3178617 Stoploss
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" I can't remember shit".

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:17 | 3178622 jaap
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it was a facelift (for 2016)

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:18 | 3178626 Stackers
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"F**k off!  It's enough that I have to see you shit-kickers every day, I'm not going to talk to you too.  Just do your G-ddamn job and keep your mouth shut."

Hillary Clinton to State Trooper security

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:20 | 3178634 The Juggernaut
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Hitlery Clinton is quite handsome.

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:22 | 3178647 bigdumbnugly
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no, she'd be ugly even if she were outed as a guy.

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:28 | 3178672 The Juggernaut
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Woman shot by NYPD SUING the city because the cops are horrible shots:

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 11:12 | 3178838 Pinto Currency
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Note how she shakes her head while making affirmative statements.

It's like pausing and saying "no we didn't" every few seconds.

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 11:59 | 3179063 knightowl77
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When you shake your head while making an affirmative answer you are lying

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 12:21 | 3179194 Pinto Currency
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it can be taken as an indication of deception and an indicator of a speaker doubting the veracity of their statement.

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 12:36 | 3179312 machineh
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Lying whore needs a bitch-slap from her pimp.

Or her sad-sack geezer customers: 'Panties down before money down, grannie!'

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 13:39 | 3179601 Theosebes Goodfellow
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The cutesy lines about 'bitch-slapping' does not address some very serious questions this ciminal needs to answer, namely:

1.) Were either of the two structures in Benghazi actually designated a consulate and if so, why did they not have a detachment of Marines to gaurd it/them?

2.) If neither of the structures were consulates, (which is actually the case), why are you and the President of the United States referring to them as such?

3.) What was Ambassador Stevens doing in Benghazi on 9/11/2012?

4.) Why was he meeting the Turks there?

5.) Did this have to do with the CIA purchasing/acquiring weapons to ship to Syria to supply Jihadists fighting there?

6.) Why was AFRICOMGeneral Carter Ham relieved of duty?

7.) Who gave the order to General Ham to 'stand down' and why?

8.) If as you say now that the trailer for a movie that does not exist was not the cause for the attack in Benghazi, Why did you say on Sept. 14th, 2012, at a memorial service to the fallen you told Charles Woods, father of slain former Navy SEAL Tyrone Woods, that “we will make sure that the person who made that film is arrested and prosecuted."?

9.) Is this administration involved in supplying weapons to the conflict in Syria and where are those weapons coming from?



Wed, 01/23/2013 - 15:20 | 3180035 Hugh_Jorgan
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Yes, we are QUITE the little actress aren't we?

So, she had Al Qaeda guarding the Embassy... So there were several serious requests for additional security... So she made sure the US Marines stationed at the Embassy carried unloaded weapons... So she ignored them when they called for help during the attack... Who wouldn't have done all these same things given the situation? Seriously?!

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 15:32 | 3180074 Taterboy
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"Envelope please....and the Academy Award goes to...

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:25 | 3178650 AssFire
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That would depend on what your meaning of the word "is" is.

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:28 | 3178659 Mercury
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She is kind of rocking the Founding Fathers look these days - surely in effort to build appeal among Tea Party sympathizers for her inevitable 2016 presidential run.

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:34 | 3178693 Rainman
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I knew Ben Franklin. He was a friend of mine. Billary ain't no Ben Franklin.

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 11:03 | 3178792 DaveyJones
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wanna see something weird. Democracy Now's broadcast today was hacked exactly at the point where Julian Assange's attorney starts to contradict the points made by a new documentary (put out by a major studio) called "we steal secrets" currently showing at sundance. The documentary suggests he is guilty of some kind of rape (remember it's for no wearing a condom) It also glosses over many of the uglier truths of Iraq/Afg 

go to 40.00

I thought I saw an annonymous reference but why would they hack this subject??

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 11:26 | 3178891 fuu
Wed, 01/23/2013 - 12:43 | 3179354 JOYFUL
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If one is inclined to necrophilia perhaps...

that's a body double...the hearing's been delayed while they rehearsed the show. She and 41 are sharing a boat trip on the River Styx right about now...

The Bush\Clinton Crime Crew has been decapitated...the usual suspects over in ADLville are laughin it up about Spiegel screwing up with the obit...give it some time, we'll see who laughs last!

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:32 | 3178687 SeverinSlade
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First Obama pretends to cry, now Hillary.  What a mother fucking joke and a pathetic excuse for a human being.

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:38 | 3178701 Rainman
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Billary only has 2 choices...perjury or rat out Oblameo. I'll bet on the former. 

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:19 | 3178629 GetZeeGold
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We watched....they fought.....they died.


Can I go now?

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:29 | 3178666 SeverinSlade
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I propose that regular American citizens be allowed to question these politicians and government officials during these sessions. 

Pretty sweet gig.  "Testify" in front of your fellow lying, corrupt, and fucking evil politicians.

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:29 | 3178670 MassDecep
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Take a good look at total demon possession. An Obamanation!

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:22 | 3178633 SeverinSlade
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Read through her statement.  To sum it up:

1. She fucked up
2. She provides no real details as to what actually happened and why no help was provided
3. She takes responsibility and says how great a job she has done and what she's done/is doing to remedy the situation
4. Offers absolutely no insight on reports that US assets were told to stand down
5. Forget Benghazi - We are right 99% of the time...Let's not talk about the other 1%

Fucking cunt.

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 12:02 | 3179084 knightowl77
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Only the President can authorize troops to cross a border....that they didn't means he didn't authorize a rescue and so people died. She can't and won't say that

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:26 | 3178661 XenoFrog
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I won't forget you Sean. You were a good person and a good friend.

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:35 | 3178694 Water Is Wet
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Re: "I can't remember shit."

Back in October this article came out,

U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton assumed responsibility on Monday for last month's deadly attack on the U.S. diplomatic mission in Benghazi, Libya, which has become an issue in the hard-fought U.S. presidential campaign.

"I take responsibility" for what happened on September 11, Clinton said in an interview with CNN during a visit to Peru...

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:50 | 3178746 Chuck Walla
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How's Hilary's head?

Bill Clinton:  Well, she's no Monica...


Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:15 | 3178618 williambanzai7
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Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:18 | 3178625 kill switch
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She really knows how to clear a lounge.

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:31 | 3178686 Ancona
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Thanks William! Now, I'm going to go out to the deep sink in the garage and wash my eyes out with chlorine.

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:42 | 3178713 palmereldritch
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Axis of Ewwwwlll

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:16 | 3178619 kill switch
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She's a liar!!

That sums it up.

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:22 | 3178643 WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
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Almost. You forgot "murderer" as well. 

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:27 | 3178665 kill switch
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Thanks, I'm still hung over!!



The killed switch   :(

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 11:20 | 3178869 DaveyJones
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she's a long list of words I can't say in front of my twelve year old

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 12:48 | 3179375 tsx500
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...and don't forget traitor

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:18 | 3178628 azzhatter
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I'm sure she'll be entirely truthful.

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:18 | 3178630 bania
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I think i see "how many fingers?" in small print in that word cloud.

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:19 | 3178631 SheepDog-One
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But we don't care about stuff like that anymore as long as stawks r up.

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:37 | 3178653 GetZeeGold
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I'm thinking the only reason a terrorist would take the ambassador to the hospital is that they didn't want any part of that.....and they did all they could.

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:43 | 3178717 slyhill
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Wed, 01/23/2013 - 11:23 | 3178881 DaveyJones
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genetically modified stocks

(they're less productive and infect other financial devices you know)

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 12:17 | 3179186 Oldballplayer
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I am thinking the hacks that set this up had no idea the CIA had set up shop down the street. Imagine the look of surprise on the faces when the cavalry showed up? THAT scene will be funny as hell in the movie.

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:24 | 3178636 ebworthen
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Why don't I see "LIES" and "DEAD PEOPLE" in the word cloud?

And what really happened to Vince Foster, Hillary?

She's an old hat at this.

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:35 | 3178696 fuu
Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:21 | 3178640 SheepDog-One
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OH was just another 'terrorism thingy' huh Hilldog? Buncha bullshit.

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:22 | 3178644 Hedgetard55
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I wonder is she is going to call Chuck Schumer a "fucking Jew bastard" like she did to Dick Morris?

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:38 | 3178703 Kinskian
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She'd be right...for a second time. I wonder if she'll take a bath or wash her greasy hair. Hillary usually looks dirty.


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