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Maybe Uncle Warren doesn't like to 'make it rain' (see here) because Becky forgot her umbrella again? And yes, the fact that even TMZ is on to the Octogenarian of Omaha, and his perpetual arm candy, is probably most amusing of all.

And here is why Buffett will never be seen walking to a Saturday night gala with a block of gold:

Today the world’s gold stock is about 170,000 metric tons. If all of this gold were melded together, it would form a cube of about 68 feet per side. (Picture it fitting comfortably within a baseball infield.) At $1,750 per ounce – gold’s price as I write this – its value would be $9.6 trillion....You can fondle the cube, but it will not respond.

 


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Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:37 | Link to Comment Divided States ...
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Excuse me, wheres the master suite again? Might need to do a 'quickie'

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:41 | Link to Comment TeMpTeK
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Bitchez bearing gifts... Bitchez!

 

 

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:45 | Link to Comment Dr. Richard Head
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I don't take baths often, but when I do I call Becky about it and buy banks. - The World's Most Subsidized Man

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:53 | Link to Comment johnQpublic
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....You can fondle the penis, but it will not respond.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:57 | Link to Comment flacon
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Is that Munger on your pants or is your Charlie really glad to see her?

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:10 | Link to Comment Stackers
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Fuck Im getting old. I had to look up what "make it rain" really means. I could make it rain quarters, but i dont think the ho's would be too impressed.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:16 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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Gold Diggin' Hoes [It's got a PHAT beat & I can bug out to it]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKzsaB-aWvI

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:19 | Link to Comment fourchan
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I'd fondle beck's cubes.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 13:02 | Link to Comment Manthong
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-  “Really.. I tell you, she digs me because of my looks and I dig her because of her mind."

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 14:30 | Link to Comment redpill
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'Not even blue pills will make this happen'

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 16:21 | Link to Comment franzpick
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Maybe Becky can teach the Orifice of Omaha the advantages of using a little tonguesten in the process.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 20:08 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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Warren Buffett: "I'm making in my diaper at this very moment."

Becky Quick, with a forced smile but smelling something awry: "Warren, I just changed you five minutes ago."

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 17:04 | Link to Comment I am more equal...
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Becky bows while Buffett plows.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 13:01 | Link to Comment Anusocracy
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True to his frugal nature, Buffett asked for a room by the hour.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 13:30 | Link to Comment FrankDrakman
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Probably a waste, because he only needed it for 78 seconds.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 20:49 | Link to Comment A Nanny Moose
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Bath time in Omaha. Would you like to hold my rubber ducky?

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:12 | Link to Comment economics9698
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When you get billions printed for you to keep your selfish stupid ass out of bankruptcy you are not a "financial genius" anymore asshole.

Fuck print me a few billion and my IQ will explode.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:13 | Link to Comment Karlus
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The only thing missing for the pic is Warren throwing some gang signs and Becky making the duck lips.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:49 | Link to Comment tradebot
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Guess he opted for the blue pill tonight

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 13:57 | Link to Comment Stochdoc
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Warren says Becky gives better head than the Bernank,and swallows, too.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:06 | Link to Comment AssFire
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It can't respond it is a solid "goldmember".

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:18 | Link to Comment ACP
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It won't even respond to Becky "I Dumped My Husband To Marry My Producer" Quick?

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:49 | Link to Comment Panafrican Funk...
Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:59 | Link to Comment flacon
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Buffet: "I hunger for my Munger".

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:44 | Link to Comment tsx500
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"Yes, I'm married, but what difference does it make ?! "

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:50 | Link to Comment Tippoo Sultan
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Rebecca, before you go sleeveless at Uncle Warren's next black tie event, you should go in for a full regimen of Pilates...the upper arm is looking a bit toneless, missy.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:04 | Link to Comment flacon
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Just wait until she takes off her over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder...

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:12 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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she only needs a pair of band aids for those bee stings...

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 15:01 | Link to Comment MonsterBox
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or takes off his "under the butt nut hut"

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 14:28 | Link to Comment long-shorty
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my wife used to have a dog named Tippu Sultan when she was a kid! I am totally floored to see the name on ZH.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 19:44 | Link to Comment Tippoo Sultan
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He must have been an exemplary canine.

She did not happen to have a cat named "Lord Cornwallis," did she ? That would have made for considerable excitement...

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:19 | Link to Comment LongSoupLine
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We met on DerivativesDating.Com, and Moody's gave our match a AAA rating.

Fuck you Warren....just die.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:47 | Link to Comment seabiscuit
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Did you know that I like trains? Let's see your caboose.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 13:44 | Link to Comment Dixie Rect
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"What? Doesn't everyone have their own knob nosher on the side?"

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:38 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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If you have to ask.....you can't afford it.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:44 | Link to Comment Fredo Corleone
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"Say, concierge -- do these rooms have bathtubs or shower stalls ?"

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:50 | Link to Comment tallen
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Looks like Becky will be getting a Quicky tonight and Warren will be giving her a good buffing.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:54 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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A "quickie" at his age takes all afternoon just to get it like a cooky after it's been dipped in coffee...

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:06 | Link to Comment flacon
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He dips his cocky in coffee? What was that?

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 13:07 | Link to Comment Agent P
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It's a simple math problem.

Q: How many times does 82 go into 40?

A: As often as possible.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:56 | Link to Comment slaughterer
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All of you silverbugs would change your tone about Warren in a second if Warren tried to corner the silver market again and drive it over $50/oz.    And Becky makes a nice escort here, even with the upper arm waddle.  But the biggest tell is ZH's total silence on the AAPL mini-rally today--after posting months after months of AAPL-hate articles.  

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:06 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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You seriously want commentary because Apple is up 2.5% on short covering and a technical bounce after falling 38%?

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:12 | Link to Comment slaughterer
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To all:

ZH AAPL haters

Message:

Long AAPL / Short ES (2013 = 2012 all over again, but better.)

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:16 | Link to Comment fonzannoon
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Slaughterer why debate stuff like the S&P. If you are right I want to know who you think commits sepuku first, Biderman or Faber or Kaminsky? Lets talk about fun stuff.  The market willl be fine right up until a violent death.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:36 | Link to Comment slaughterer
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Biderman went short something 200 ES points lower, so he goes first.

Faber can still survive on his MSM commish.

Kaminsky, who cares.  

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 13:12 | Link to Comment slaughterer
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Warren: "The ZHer that dares to tell me that he wouldn't do Becky doggystyle is gay or a liar or a post-menopausal hetero woman..."

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 13:46 | Link to Comment thisandthat
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"...because I can't"

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 22:38 | Link to Comment monad
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Jealousy. He won, get over it. Go cultivate your own hookups.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 00:27 | Link to Comment thisandthat
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LOL You sure you aren't the jealous one here?

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:17 | Link to Comment thepigman
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Nobody actually cares about it any more. It's really just a question

of how many years it will take for Android to bury them. Jobs

might have made a difference...but you know:-)

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:25 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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For the record I'm not an Apple hater..I just know that there is nothing that lasts forever.  

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 16:02 | Link to Comment silverserfer
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im an apple hater. ever since Itunes came out. they deserve thier demise that is coming.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 14:37 | Link to Comment Whiteshadowmovement
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Slaughterer- you're one of the few people telling it like it is (shout out to you too fonzanoon) and I cant believe that is met with such opprobrium here. Its as though the crowd gets offended that you state the obvious in terms of market rigging...

Come On guys, what do you expect from AAPL- $200? its never gonna happen- $400 is bottom here and its not as though we cant all see why this was done in the first place. AAPL's ramp single handedly dragged up the Nasdaq and the S&P through much of 2012- now they've brought it back down (to what will be called "bargain basement prices" by CNBC a month from now), and STILL The S&P is at 1500 as they've now gotten everything else in the index incl. transports at nosebleed levels due to multiple expansion!

Isnt it obvious? The roles will get reversed again and AAPL will now take the reins again (its rise back to $600 taking the market to fresh all time highs), while other things churn for a while.

The Fed wants new market highs while keeping an artificial lid on commodities (esp. PMs) so it can say "see, no inflation!" but the "market" is booming so thats your "recovery" meme...

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 16:32 | Link to Comment slaughterer
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Finally, someone who understands the AAPL dump (and oncoming pump).  There is just too much cartel/HF interest in seeing AAPL at higher prices.   

One product announcement or China deal and AAPL is over $500 and on to $600 in a FLASH.  

January is always the month where the leftover trash from tax-selling is scooped up (NFLX, case in point).  February will see that move faded, and the AAPL pump recontinued.  

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 17:43 | Link to Comment Whiteshadowmovement
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Thanks man and seriously big up to you for pointing out the obvious here inspite of natural hatred for APPL among the zh community. Its my first day posting on zh (been reading religiously for 2 years but the 4-6 day registration waiting period always felt like a turn-off), and I just want to commend you and a few other people (you can tell who does this for a living among the commenters) for keeping it real when it comes to whats going on.

I would have thought the upcoming ramp to $600 was one of the man made wonders visible from space...?

Whats so absolutely stunning to me is that almost NOBODY, irrelevant of how smart, seems to be able to put together the big picture. Everyone is so busy trying to figure out if the great MMT experiment will result in hyperinflation or deflation that they end up seeing the trees and missing the forest. What is really going on is so simple: now that we are in the digital age and even paper money is obsolete, there is no more REAL accounting for things. Going digital for the money supply is the equivalent of a star collapsing into a black hole. It means from now on there is a new paradigm where everything is made up as we go along.

In fact there is a really simple way to put this: The great Fed experiment is not with inflation at all, it is with behavioral finance.

It is the ultimate triumph of applied behavioral finance over the efficient markets hypothesis. The idea that you can get people to believe in the Bernanke Put (whether its real or not doesnt really matter) expressed through a perpetual bull market, to such a degree that this inspires so much confidence that people just stop caring about real structural problems, which then go away on their own so long as we just dont believe in them.

You know HC Andersen's original ending to 'The Emperors New' clothes was exactly that- everyone admiring the emperor and nobody noticing...

By the way, have you heard my favorite joke about gold:

{before I tell this, I just want to wave a quick white flag to the tin-foil hat crown that dominates here and say I get it- my grandfather stacked 1967 Krugerrands on what was just a small side investment at the time and I will always be grateful to him for leaving them to me as they are worth enough today to buy a modest home or live on VERY well for 2 years. (he also left me a 'valuable' stamp collection that did not nearly do as well unfortunately)}

Here goes:

-When the final nuclear war has been fought, and the earth has been destroyed, the last thing to die will be a cockroach. It will find the highest point it can, climb up, push itself up as tall it can, and then shout "Buy Gold!" and die.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 18:06 | Link to Comment BigJim
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 What is really going on is so simple: now that we are in the digital age and even paper money is obsolete, there is no more REAL accounting for things. Going digital for the money supply is the equivalent of a star collapsing into a black hole. It means from now on there is a new paradigm where everything is made up as we go along.

That's right! Because the amount of money chasing the same goods is irrelevant to their price... unless the money is folding crinkly stuff!

I suggest you look up the failure of the neo-Ricardians' Peel act of 1844.

PS first day at ZH? Welcome!

PPS And go fuck yerself :-)

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 18:19 | Link to Comment Whiteshadowmovement
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Thanks for the initiation BigJim, and fuck you right back atcha!

By the way- you ever think Bernanke reads these comments all the time and blows a load everytime he sees a "fuck you bernanke!"?

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 16:50 | Link to Comment ToNYC
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I hear that $400 bottom and it makes me sweat my naked short 360 puts so I bought some 330s.  thx for the tip.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 18:10 | Link to Comment slaughterer
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$400?  AAPL is already reversing at $435--per the MSFT 2000 playbook.  

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 18:23 | Link to Comment Whiteshadowmovement
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Yep, sorry for being unclear, $400 was a rough characterization- todays $435 represents bottom for all intents and purposes...

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 18:55 | Link to Comment fonzannoon
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Whiteshadow nice intro you made, and I'm not just saying that for the compliment.

"this inspires so much confidence that people just stop caring about real structural problems, which then go away on their own so long as we just dont believe in them"

I can almost try to rationalize that statement but my brain keeps running into a brick wall. I think it's like a magic trick that almost works but then the guy ends up getting decapitated.

What am I missing. How can they pull it off.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 20:07 | Link to Comment Whiteshadowmovement
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Hey fonz, thanks man- praise from caesar. Ive always enjoyed reading your comments, its refreshing to see that there is at least one other person always out there that just cant believe what this gig has come to.

And even though there are some days where you think you've seen everything and that the markets cant get any more surreal (but then they do), this is still among the best jobs in the world, am I right? Theres nothing like being trusted in the casino with other people's money. I mean what a feeling, being in the middle of what is possibly one of the great experiments of the modern age and doing right by your investors when the rigged market throws you a bone, its not too bad. By the way, just to note, I work for a small fund, not a TBTF.

So to get to your point, I think its like this: everyone who saw the crash coming back in 2008 expected an outcome that involved the collapse of the dollar and/or treasuries. When the shit started hitting the fan though for a few days we in the finance world got a peek behind the curtain at the wizard, we all saw how absurd it all was. Call it Roueff's exorbitant privilege or whatever you will, but at the end of the day there was nothing propping up the hundreds of trillions in derivatives (which as we know way outstrip the total worldwide gov. bond market) except the idea that the US Dollar would survive due to America's reserve status and the idea that militarily at least, the US still has enough clout to enfore the USDs acceptability.

By the way fonz, ivI actually lived in Cape Town for the past few years and saw Zimbabwe collapse just next door to me and believe it or not, now that theyve dumped their currency that place is booming again! That is the real power of illusion... Btw I have even dabbled on the Harare exchange lol, but its not quite there yet.

Anyway, sorry for the OT, but it was clear from day 1 of the collapse of how it was going to go: either tanks in the streets to change the order of things, or putting all our trust in the Fed to not only get us out of this mess but also take control (in the form of central planning) of the worlds markets.

Its easy enough as zh and Nanex establish on a daily basis.

But Ill tell you one thing that I know for sure- we will see negative interest rates on cash deposits (even on grandmas checking acct) long before we ever see tanks in the streets...

Besides when you have that many tanks in the first place, its going to take a long time before you exhaust all options.

Its funny how the world puts its full faith and credit in the word of the people building up the biggest armies. Look at how even today nobody noticed most of Hitlers war budget was kept off the books by Schacht:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mefo_bills

At the end of the day, I think the correct analogy for this time period is the failed Decembrist revolt of 1825 in Russia. What could have been one of the turning points of history actually became nothing more than a rather amusing footnote to history. Tsarism survived another 90 years but when it did fall, boy was it ugly...

Thats whats going on here I think fonz, Im fairly young and I gather you are as well, so there is I think a huge chance we will definitely see your other post proven right: "you dont't fight the fed" is going to go down as the worst advice ever, but not for a long time. At the moment, the Fed is fine tuning itself as central planner. Unfortunately in practical terms it means stay long the likes of XIV for now, as ugly ad that seems!

Anyway I dont want to violate length etiquette on my 1st day or id go on...

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 22:10 | Link to Comment fonzannoon
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I don't even know where to start. Freakin tremendous post man. Stick around, and make your thoughts known on here. People will learn from you.

It does all come down to the MIC. I wan't to disagree with you pretty badly because I would just like a damn reset now and just get it over with. But in the dark corner of my mind I do think this will go on longer than anyone can believe it will.

"Theres nothing like being trusted in the casino with other people's money. I mean what a feeling, being in the middle of what is possibly one of the great experiments of the modern age and doing right by your investors when the rigged market throws you a bone, its not too bad."

Your head and your heart seems to be in the right place. That is rare and awesome. I will tell you that people like Doc Engali and myself used to feel that way (not to speak for Doc, but I think I can). Now I practically live in fear of this whole thing.

I agree completely about negative rates. Negative interest rates are going to weed a lot of people out of this business. Eventually with NIRP all you will need is your SPY etf and call it a day.

I also have firmly shifted into believing that the next dump is going to be the big one. It may be a long time coming or it may be tomorrow. But it will make 2008 look like a picnic.

Thanks ZH, This site and the people on it are freakin amazing.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 22:58 | Link to Comment Whiteshadowmovement
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Thanks fonz, that was really nice of you to say and thanks all around for the warm welcome!

Ill tell you what, since so few people ever post any sort of 'practical' stuff or predictions, ill leave you with just a few of my ideas that have sealed my return last year which I believe still have some life in them:

-The best way to play Africa.

This one is very easy, having studied the market extensively, I can tell you there is only one company that qualifies as a sound investment AND gives you the exact exposure to Africa you want. Its called Bollore and its listed in Paris. I have been accumulating shares of this company the past few years the way others here accumulate gold. Check the charts, check the revenues, check the growth, its there...

http://www.bloomberg.com/quote/BOL:FP

Im sure you can do your own research but you wont find a better company, Vincent Bollore the French billionaire owns 91% of the float so you dont see much algo trading. The stock never really dips, it just stays flat until its next jump on earnings. The companys bread and butter is African Logistics, oil field services in Africa, vertically integrated fuel distribution and plantations. Im sure youll do your own reasearch so I dont need to go on but theres stocks for fishing and theres stocks for eating, and this is as good as Ive ever seen as a keeper.

-Also I think the Myanmar hot money rally still has a good year of life left in it.

This is an easy one because its often talked about but rarely followed through on. If you look into it though, there are only 3 vehicles to play Myanmar and all are happily listed in Singapore where theyre easy to access.

Id get long Yoma and Supergroup (again do your reasearch but i think youll agree) and play Interra in conjunction with brent price swings.

http://www.bloomberg.com/quote/YOMA:SP
http://www.bloomberg.com/quote/SUPER:SP

http://www.bloomberg.com/quote/ITRR:SP

The above stocks were a huge part of my 'alpha' (haha- i know...) in 2012.

(a lot of others are coming to mind but ill save it for future posts)

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:14 | Link to Comment TideFighter
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He met her on Back Page. 

$$$$$$BillionairesNeedLove$$$$##HOT••BECKY••10*Minutes++1Rose••BUFFET

 

 

 

 

Now give me my damn prize.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:10 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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'Arm candy'? Meh...he can have her...I can get an avg looking lazy eyed chick at any bar near closing time anywhere.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:37 | Link to Comment fonzannoon
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well at least with Buffet she can say she is not a gold digger.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:41 | Link to Comment FL_Conservative
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No, that's a whole dfferent type of "relic".

 

I can almost hear Becky saying, "I got my relic.....how about you?"

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:47 | Link to Comment Joe Davola
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A single white rose, now that's classy!  And cheap.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 14:41 | Link to Comment SokPOTUS
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White rose, because of course, his intentions are 'pure'; lol.  Right.  If he's not at least trying to hit that at the age of 82, the boy's not right....

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:53 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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Fonz hit's it out of the park with the first post.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:53 | Link to Comment DavidC
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fonzannoon,
I sprayed tea over my computer when I read that - excellent!

DavidC

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:10 | Link to Comment LeisureSmith
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Weather forecast: Smelly winds and golden showers.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:20 | Link to Comment TideFighter
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I surrender. <<golf clap>>

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:38 | Link to Comment firstdivision
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I just main-lined some viagra.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:38 | Link to Comment CrimsonAvenger
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Is it "take your sugar daddy to work day" already?

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:38 | Link to Comment no life
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You tellin' me you wouldn't fuck her?

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:52 | Link to Comment krispkritter
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Not even with Warren's dick...

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:27 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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Maybe he just gives her swirlies...

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:25 | Link to Comment Jake88
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I could even afford a hand job from her.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:39 | Link to Comment economessed
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Every parasite needs a good host.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:42 | Link to Comment whatsinaname
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Did you mean hostess ?

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:47 | Link to Comment Bam_Man
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Hostess with the Mostess.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:29 | Link to Comment BeaverFever
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Like Betty Crocker - she's moist and easy.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 16:02 | Link to Comment booboo
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Skippy- she spreads easy

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:39 | Link to Comment TonyCoitus
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You can print money, but you can't print pussy.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:04 | Link to Comment Mad Mohel
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Soon, soon my friend.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 15:15 | Link to Comment TonyCoitus
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Ha ha ha.  

Pussy will always be a hard asset!

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 15:19 | Link to Comment Mad Mohel
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When a loaf of bread is $100, you will be swimming in pussy for a few sesame seeds. ;)

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 21:08 | Link to Comment StockProdigy
Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:40 | Link to Comment LMLP
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"She only fucks me cause I'm rich!..... But really the cows are tighter!"

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:14 | Link to Comment AssFire
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Buffet (whispering): "I'd like a little pussy"

Becky (unabashed): "So would I, mine is as big as a horse"

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:40 | Link to Comment unrulian
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a Quick-y?

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:40 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to get my bath.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:41 | Link to Comment TerminalDebt
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She's raining as we speak

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:41 | Link to Comment dick cheneys ghost
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Is that some See's candy in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:43 | Link to Comment Mercury
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Make it rain? - no, that's Dr. Bernanke's job!

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:43 | Link to Comment Quinvarius
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"Who says other people's money can't buy you love?"

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:43 | Link to Comment rqb1
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This is what you get for selling out

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:44 | Link to Comment caimen garou
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thanks for helping me change my diaper becky, the tip is in the diaper pail!

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:44 | Link to Comment Investor Wizard
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I paid $400,000 for dinner with Warren Buffet and all I got was this stupid rose.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:44 | Link to Comment DrDinkus
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Two Shills, One Cube

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:46 | Link to Comment ziggy59
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You Didn't Take That Photo

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:46 | Link to Comment Gamma735
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I bet Warren gives her a viagra stiffened three inches. 

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:47 | Link to Comment Quinvarius
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"Don't worry!  It is safe!  When I die, she gets my derivatives portfolio.  So she has a reason to keep me alive."

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:47 | Link to Comment Dr. Richard Head
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If it's a bitch, bank, or Buffet, you are better off renting it.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:47 | Link to Comment Seasmoke
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Rubber ducky you're the one ..... You make bath time so much fun

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:16 | Link to Comment Oleander
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Everyday when I make my way to the tubby

I find a fella whos cute an yellow an Chubby!

rubba dub dubby

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:47 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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Yeah i know how to make it rain...I'm about to give Becky a Quick golden shower.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:48 | Link to Comment Mad Mohel
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"This bitch is gettin Mungered tonight"

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:48 | Link to Comment sunnyside
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Think her husband watches or just goes and cashes the check?

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:11 | Link to Comment Karlus
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Hubby is not dumb and you know Becks is getting the insider info to make the trades. I would say he knows that Warren has a shelf life (and by the looks of her arm, she has one too).

 

That said, I actually doubt she has to service him, but I think they definitely take baths together. There is too much upside for her. This is about money, not morals.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:49 | Link to Comment NoDebt
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Last known picture of Warren Buffet before he was found dead of a heart attack by the hotel maid several hours later.  Autopsy revealed he died "peacefully" in his bed with a broad smile across his face.

Becky Quick was not immediately available for comment.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:50 | Link to Comment Dr. Richard Head
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Becky was Corzined so hard by Buffet you could fit a fist in it.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:51 | Link to Comment mayhem_korner
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I'm dumping all my BoFA for a 40% stake in Cialis.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:52 | Link to Comment From Germany Wi...
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Got gold?

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:51 | Link to Comment Iam Yue2
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I married him for his looks; honest.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:52 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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VIAGRA BITCHEZ!!!

NEVER LET A ERECTION GO TO WASTE!!

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:52 | Link to Comment eatapeach
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I had to look up "make it rain".

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:54 | Link to Comment krispkritter
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In his best Bullwinkle voice: 'Hey Becky, wanna see me pull a billion out of my ass?'

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 14:51 | Link to Comment SokPOTUS
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"...and *now*....for something you'll REALLY like!!!"

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:53 | Link to Comment Obama4Ever
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My...niece... and I were discussing how best to...lift... the...economy. It's been in a slump lately and my wife has run out of ideas.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:53 | Link to Comment RichardENixon
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Warren, either your diaper needs changing again, or roses really do smell like poo poo.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:54 | Link to Comment Whatta
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re Becky's fake smile:

"Hey, so what, he's rich as hell. You'd do him too if you had a chance"

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:56 | Link to Comment 100pcDredge
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Who's in for an American Goldfondue party?;)

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:56 | Link to Comment Shizzmoney
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Just the tip

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:56 | Link to Comment azzhatter
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Oh Warren you're so cute when you drool

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:58 | Link to Comment Seasmoke
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Becky likes to play with my ukulele.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:58 | Link to Comment Cosimo de Medici
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Did somebody say Nelson Rockefeller?

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:00 | Link to Comment Itch
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"(insert filth here)"

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:01 | Link to Comment slaughterer
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"We are off to Charlie's room for a threesome."

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:01 | Link to Comment Canadian Dirtlump
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In public this woman serves as his consort.. but.. as we learned with the franklin cover up in the 80s, when there are no cameras present, he prefers the company of troubled youths snatched from orphnages, high on drugs and bleeding from the ass.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3IsCPOADc4

 

 

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:02 | Link to Comment Fred Garvin
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It's good to be the King!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuMQjKiaDTg

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:03 | Link to Comment Monedas
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Hurry up and die !

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:04 | Link to Comment Downtoolong
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Make sure you get an iron clad prenup.

H. Hefner

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:05 | Link to Comment ptoemmes
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Check her for chest hair. Side efect of AndroGel.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:05 | Link to Comment waterwitch
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Could you please help me with that barbaric relic in my pants?

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 13:52 | Link to Comment Flounder
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Becky, quick look across the room.  My wife is looking at us.  Just smile and take your hand off my balls.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:09 | Link to Comment Monedas
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Becky's face is tighter .... than the clear vinyl seat covers on my 1957 DeSoto coupe !

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:10 | Link to Comment Cycle
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Meet the left nipple "AIG" and the right nipple "GS" and of course the muff called "The Fed." I eat there whenever I can, and that's why she's smiling.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:10 | Link to Comment yogibear
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Uncle Warren tired of his playboy books. He has a CNBS girl impressed with money (aren't they all).

Becky the Quickie makes Warren feel like a young guy again.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:09 | Link to Comment TerminalDebt
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When you're as rich as me you can afford American Escorts

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:14 | Link to Comment loveyajimbo
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The real "barbous relic" is laying comatose in his adult undergarment...  she will really EARN that flower!!

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:14 | Link to Comment Boozer
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I love looking deep inside your cataracts.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:13 | Link to Comment Lofty
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She looks up for a quick buffing

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:14 | Link to Comment Uncle Zuzu
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Warren has a yen for her dollar and euro.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:16 | Link to Comment Monedas
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Raul Castro to send an Antonov turbo prop cargo plane .... full of vintage 1950 cars .... to the the Pyongyang car show .... summer 2013 .... as a good will gesture !  Warren will be parade marshall .... with Becky .... at his side !

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:15 | Link to Comment Herdee
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"Warren,tell me the reasons why you took such a large position in Canadian National Railway."Excitement at its best.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:19 | Link to Comment Benjamin Glutton
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Buffett..." none of these idiots realize we have the same nose. chin and dimples. too bad I wont be around to see the looks on their faces when they find out that you are actually my daughter,, Becky."

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:20 | Link to Comment Downtoolong
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I hate gold, but I love gold diggers.

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