A Quick Caption Contest
Maybe Uncle Warren doesn't like to 'make it rain' (see here) because Becky forgot her umbrella again? And yes, the fact that even TMZ is on to the Octogenarian of Omaha, and his perpetual arm candy, is probably most amusing of all.
And here is why Buffett will never be seen walking to a Saturday night gala with a block of gold:
Today the world’s gold stock is about 170,000 metric tons. If all of this gold were melded together, it would form a cube of about 68 feet per side. (Picture it fitting comfortably within a baseball infield.) At $1,750 per ounce – gold’s price as I write this – its value would be $9.6 trillion....You can fondle the cube, but it will not respond.
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Excuse me, wheres the master suite again? Might need to do a 'quickie'
Bitchez bearing gifts... Bitchez!
I don't take baths often, but when I do I call Becky about it and buy banks. - The World's Most Subsidized Man
....You can fondle the penis, but it will not respond.
Is that Munger on your pants or is your Charlie really glad to see her?
Fuck Im getting old. I had to look up what "make it rain" really means. I could make it rain quarters, but i dont think the ho's would be too impressed.
Gold Diggin' Hoes [It's got a PHAT beat & I can bug out to it]
~~~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKzsaB-aWvI
I'd fondle beck's cubes.
- “Really.. I tell you, she digs me because of my looks and I dig her because of her mind."
'Not even blue pills will make this happen'
Maybe Becky can teach the Orifice of Omaha the advantages of using a little tonguesten in the process.
Warren Buffett: "I'm making in my diaper at this very moment."
Becky Quick, with a forced smile but smelling something awry: "Warren, I just changed you five minutes ago."
Becky bows while Buffett plows.
True to his frugal nature, Buffett asked for a room by the hour.
Probably a waste, because he only needed it for 78 seconds.
Bath time in Omaha. Would you like to hold my rubber ducky?
When you get billions printed for you to keep your selfish stupid ass out of bankruptcy you are not a "financial genius" anymore asshole.
Fuck print me a few billion and my IQ will explode.
The only thing missing for the pic is Warren throwing some gang signs and Becky making the duck lips.
Guess he opted for the blue pill tonight
Warren says Becky gives better head than the Bernank,and swallows, too.
It can't respond it is a solid "goldmember".
It won't even respond to Becky "I Dumped My Husband To Marry My Producer" Quick?
Dear Becky Quick,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAo6DjjbPqo
Buffet: "I hunger for my Munger".
"Yes, I'm married, but what difference does it make ?! "
Rebecca, before you go sleeveless at Uncle Warren's next black tie event, you should go in for a full regimen of Pilates...the upper arm is looking a bit toneless, missy.
Just wait until she takes off her over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder...
she only needs a pair of band aids for those bee stings...
or takes off his "under the butt nut hut"
my wife used to have a dog named Tippu Sultan when she was a kid! I am totally floored to see the name on ZH.
He must have been an exemplary canine.
She did not happen to have a cat named "Lord Cornwallis," did she ? That would have made for considerable excitement...
We met on DerivativesDating.Com, and Moody's gave our match a AAA rating.
Fuck you Warren....just die.
Did you know that I like trains? Let's see your caboose.
"What? Doesn't everyone have their own knob nosher on the side?"
If you have to ask.....you can't afford it.
"Say, concierge -- do these rooms have bathtubs or shower stalls ?"
Looks like Becky will be getting a Quicky tonight and Warren will be giving her a good buffing.
A "quickie" at his age takes all afternoon just to get it like a cooky after it's been dipped in coffee...
He dips his cocky in coffee? What was that?
It's a simple math problem.
Q: How many times does 82 go into 40?
A: As often as possible.
All of you silverbugs would change your tone about Warren in a second if Warren tried to corner the silver market again and drive it over $50/oz. And Becky makes a nice escort here, even with the upper arm waddle. But the biggest tell is ZH's total silence on the AAPL mini-rally today--after posting months after months of AAPL-hate articles.
You seriously want commentary because Apple is up 2.5% on short covering and a technical bounce after falling 38%?
To all:
ZH AAPL haters
Message:
Long AAPL / Short ES (2013 = 2012 all over again, but better.)
Slaughterer why debate stuff like the S&P. If you are right I want to know who you think commits sepuku first, Biderman or Faber or Kaminsky? Lets talk about fun stuff. The market willl be fine right up until a violent death.
Biderman went short something 200 ES points lower, so he goes first.
Faber can still survive on his MSM commish.
Kaminsky, who cares.
Warren: "The ZHer that dares to tell me that he wouldn't do Becky doggystyle is gay or a liar or a post-menopausal hetero woman..."
"...because I can't"
Jealousy. He won, get over it. Go cultivate your own hookups.
LOL You sure you aren't the jealous one here?
Nobody actually cares about it any more. It's really just a question
of how many years it will take for Android to bury them. Jobs
might have made a difference...but you know:-)