A Quick Caption Contest

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Maybe Uncle Warren doesn't like to 'make it rain' (see here) because Becky forgot her umbrella again? And yes, the fact that even TMZ is on to the Octogenarian of Omaha, and his perpetual arm candy, is probably most amusing of all.

And here is why Buffett will never be seen walking to a Saturday night gala with a block of gold:

Today the world’s gold stock is about 170,000 metric tons. If all of this gold were melded together, it would form a cube of about 68 feet per side. (Picture it fitting comfortably within a baseball infield.) At $1,750 per ounce – gold’s price as I write this – its value would be $9.6 trillion....You can fondle the cube, but it will not respond.

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Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:37 | 3191342 Divided States ...
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Excuse me, wheres the master suite again? Might need to do a 'quickie'

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:41 | 3191347 TeMpTeK
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Bitchez bearing gifts... Bitchez!



Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:45 | 3191379 Dr. Richard Head
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I don't take baths often, but when I do I call Becky about it and buy banks. - The World's Most Subsidized Man

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:53 | 3191421 johnQpublic
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....You can fondle the penis, but it will not respond.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:57 | 3191442 flacon
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Is that Munger on your pants or is your Charlie really glad to see her?

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:10 | 3191488 Stackers
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Fuck Im getting old. I had to look up what "make it rain" really means. I could make it rain quarters, but i dont think the ho's would be too impressed.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:16 | 3191517 francis_sawyer
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Gold Diggin' Hoes [It's got a PHAT beat & I can bug out to it]



Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:19 | 3191528 fourchan
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I'd fondle beck's cubes.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 13:02 | 3191694 Manthong
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-  “Really.. I tell you, she digs me because of my looks and I dig her because of her mind."

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 14:30 | 3192024 redpill
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'Not even blue pills will make this happen'

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 16:21 | 3192431 franzpick
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Maybe Becky can teach the Orifice of Omaha the advantages of using a little tonguesten in the process.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 20:08 | 3193131 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Warren Buffett: "I'm making in my diaper at this very moment."

Becky Quick, with a forced smile but smelling something awry: "Warren, I just changed you five minutes ago."

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 17:04 | 3192590 I am more equal...
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Becky bows while Buffett plows.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 13:01 | 3191696 Anusocracy
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True to his frugal nature, Buffett asked for a room by the hour.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 13:30 | 3191794 FrankDrakman
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Probably a waste, because he only needed it for 78 seconds.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 20:49 | 3193281 A Nanny Moose
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Bath time in Omaha. Would you like to hold my rubber ducky?

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:12 | 3191498 economics9698
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When you get billions printed for you to keep your selfish stupid ass out of bankruptcy you are not a "financial genius" anymore asshole.

Fuck print me a few billion and my IQ will explode.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:13 | 3191508 Karlus
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The only thing missing for the pic is Warren throwing some gang signs and Becky making the duck lips.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:49 | 3191653 tradebot
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Guess he opted for the blue pill tonight

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 13:57 | 3191899 Stochdoc
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Warren says Becky gives better head than the Bernank,and swallows, too.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:06 | 3191469 AssFire
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It can't respond it is a solid "goldmember".

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:18 | 3191527 ACP
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It won't even respond to Becky "I Dumped My Husband To Marry My Producer" Quick?

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:49 | 3191654 Panafrican Funk...
Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:59 | 3191431 flacon
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Buffet: "I hunger for my Munger".

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:44 | 3191384 tsx500
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"Yes, I'm married, but what difference does it make ?! "

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:50 | 3191407 Tippoo Sultan
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Rebecca, before you go sleeveless at Uncle Warren's next black tie event, you should go in for a full regimen of Pilates...the upper arm is looking a bit toneless, missy.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:04 | 3191465 flacon
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Just wait until she takes off her over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder...

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:12 | 3191504 francis_sawyer
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she only needs a pair of band aids for those bee stings...

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 15:01 | 3192144 MonsterBox
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or takes off his "under the butt nut hut"

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 14:28 | 3192020 long-shorty
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my wife used to have a dog named Tippu Sultan when she was a kid! I am totally floored to see the name on ZH.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 19:44 | 3193054 Tippoo Sultan
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He must have been an exemplary canine.

She did not happen to have a cat named "Lord Cornwallis," did she ? That would have made for considerable excitement...

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:19 | 3191530 LongSoupLine
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We met on DerivativesDating.Com, and Moody's gave our match a AAA rating.

Fuck you Warren....just die.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:47 | 3191397 seabiscuit
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Did you know that I like trains? Let's see your caboose.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 13:44 | 3191844 Dixie Rect
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"What? Doesn't everyone have their own knob nosher on the side?"

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:38 | 3191348 GetZeeGold
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If you have to ask.....you can't afford it.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:44 | 3191373 Fredo Corleone
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"Say, concierge -- do these rooms have bathtubs or shower stalls ?"

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:50 | 3191657 tallen
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Looks like Becky will be getting a Quicky tonight and Warren will be giving her a good buffing.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:54 | 3191428 Sudden Debt
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A "quickie" at his age takes all afternoon just to get it like a cooky after it's been dipped in coffee...

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:06 | 3191474 flacon
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He dips his cocky in coffee? What was that?

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 13:07 | 3191719 Agent P
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It's a simple math problem.

Q: How many times does 82 go into 40?

A: As often as possible.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:56 | 3191438 slaughterer
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All of you silverbugs would change your tone about Warren in a second if Warren tried to corner the silver market again and drive it over $50/oz.    And Becky makes a nice escort here, even with the upper arm waddle.  But the biggest tell is ZH's total silence on the AAPL mini-rally today--after posting months after months of AAPL-hate articles.  

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:06 | 3191464 Dr. Engali
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You seriously want commentary because Apple is up 2.5% on short covering and a technical bounce after falling 38%?

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:12 | 3191502 slaughterer
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To all:

ZH AAPL haters


Long AAPL / Short ES (2013 = 2012 all over again, but better.)

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:16 | 3191514 fonzannoon
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Slaughterer why debate stuff like the S&P. If you are right I want to know who you think commits sepuku first, Biderman or Faber or Kaminsky? Lets talk about fun stuff.  The market willl be fine right up until a violent death.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:36 | 3191597 slaughterer
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Biderman went short something 200 ES points lower, so he goes first.

Faber can still survive on his MSM commish.

Kaminsky, who cares.  

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 13:12 | 3191748 slaughterer
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Warren: "The ZHer that dares to tell me that he wouldn't do Becky doggystyle is gay or a liar or a post-menopausal hetero woman..."

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 13:46 | 3191854 thisandthat
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"...because I can't"

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 22:38 | 3193568 monad
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Jealousy. He won, get over it. Go cultivate your own hookups.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 00:27 | 3197767 thisandthat
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LOL You sure you aren't the jealous one here?

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:17 | 3191523 thepigman
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Nobody actually cares about it any more. It's really just a question

of how many years it will take for Android to bury them. Jobs

might have made a difference...but you know:-)

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