A Quick Caption Contest

Tyler Durden's picture

Maybe Uncle Warren doesn't like to 'make it rain' (see here) because Becky forgot her umbrella again? And yes, the fact that even TMZ is on to the Octogenarian of Omaha, and his perpetual arm candy, is probably most amusing of all.

And here is why Buffett will never be seen walking to a Saturday night gala with a block of gold:

Today the world’s gold stock is about 170,000 metric tons. If all of this gold were melded together, it would form a cube of about 68 feet per side. (Picture it fitting comfortably within a baseball infield.) At $1,750 per ounce – gold’s price as I write this – its value would be $9.6 trillion....You can fondle the cube, but it will not respond.

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Divided States of America's picture

Excuse me, wheres the master suite again? Might need to do a 'quickie'

TeMpTeK's picture

Bitchez bearing gifts... Bitchez!



Dr. Richard Head's picture

I don't take baths often, but when I do I call Becky about it and buy banks. - The World's Most Subsidized Man

johnQpublic's picture

....You can fondle the penis, but it will not respond.

flacon's picture

Is that Munger on your pants or is your Charlie really glad to see her?

Stackers's picture

Fuck Im getting old. I had to look up what "make it rain" really means. I could make it rain quarters, but i dont think the ho's would be too impressed.

francis_sawyer's picture

Gold Diggin' Hoes [It's got a PHAT beat & I can bug out to it]



Manthong's picture

-  “Really.. I tell you, she digs me because of my looks and I dig her because of her mind."

redpill's picture

'Not even blue pills will make this happen'

franzpick's picture

Maybe Becky can teach the Orifice of Omaha the advantages of using a little tonguesten in the process.

TheFourthStooge-ing's picture

Warren Buffett: "I'm making in my diaper at this very moment."

Becky Quick, with a forced smile but smelling something awry: "Warren, I just changed you five minutes ago."

I am more equal than others's picture

Becky bows while Buffett plows.

Anusocracy's picture

True to his frugal nature, Buffett asked for a room by the hour.

FrankDrakman's picture

Probably a waste, because he only needed it for 78 seconds.

A Nanny Moose's picture

Bath time in Omaha. Would you like to hold my rubber ducky?

economics9698's picture

When you get billions printed for you to keep your selfish stupid ass out of bankruptcy you are not a "financial genius" anymore asshole.

Fuck print me a few billion and my IQ will explode.

Karlus's picture

The only thing missing for the pic is Warren throwing some gang signs and Becky making the duck lips.

tradebot's picture

Guess he opted for the blue pill tonight

Stochdoc's picture

Warren says Becky gives better head than the Bernank,and swallows, too.

AssFire's picture

It can't respond it is a solid "goldmember".

ACP's picture

It won't even respond to Becky "I Dumped My Husband To Marry My Producer" Quick?

flacon's picture

Buffet: "I hunger for my Munger".

tsx500's picture

"Yes, I'm married, but what difference does it make ?! "

Tippoo Sultan's picture

Rebecca, before you go sleeveless at Uncle Warren's next black tie event, you should go in for a full regimen of Pilates...the upper arm is looking a bit toneless, missy.

flacon's picture

Just wait until she takes off her over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder...

francis_sawyer's picture

she only needs a pair of band aids for those bee stings...

MonsterBox's picture

or takes off his "under the butt nut hut"

long-shorty's picture

my wife used to have a dog named Tippu Sultan when she was a kid! I am totally floored to see the name on ZH.

Tippoo Sultan's picture

He must have been an exemplary canine.

She did not happen to have a cat named "Lord Cornwallis," did she ? That would have made for considerable excitement...

LongSoupLine's picture

We met on DerivativesDating.Com, and Moody's gave our match a AAA rating.

Fuck you Warren....just die.

seabiscuit's picture

Did you know that I like trains? Let's see your caboose.

Dixie Rect's picture

"What? Doesn't everyone have their own knob nosher on the side?"

GetZeeGold's picture



If you have to ask.....you can't afford it.

Fredo Corleone's picture

"Say, concierge -- do these rooms have bathtubs or shower stalls ?"

tallen's picture

Looks like Becky will be getting a Quicky tonight and Warren will be giving her a good buffing.

Sudden Debt's picture

A "quickie" at his age takes all afternoon just to get it like a cooky after it's been dipped in coffee...

flacon's picture

He dips his cocky in coffee? What was that?

Agent P's picture

It's a simple math problem.

Q: How many times does 82 go into 40?

A: As often as possible.

slaughterer's picture

All of you silverbugs would change your tone about Warren in a second if Warren tried to corner the silver market again and drive it over $50/oz.    And Becky makes a nice escort here, even with the upper arm waddle.  But the biggest tell is ZH's total silence on the AAPL mini-rally today--after posting months after months of AAPL-hate articles.  

Dr. Engali's picture

You seriously want commentary because Apple is up 2.5% on short covering and a technical bounce after falling 38%?

slaughterer's picture

To all:

ZH AAPL haters


Long AAPL / Short ES (2013 = 2012 all over again, but better.)

fonzannoon's picture

Slaughterer why debate stuff like the S&P. If you are right I want to know who you think commits sepuku first, Biderman or Faber or Kaminsky? Lets talk about fun stuff.  The market willl be fine right up until a violent death.

slaughterer's picture

Biderman went short something 200 ES points lower, so he goes first.

Faber can still survive on his MSM commish.

Kaminsky, who cares.  

slaughterer's picture

Warren: "The ZHer that dares to tell me that he wouldn't do Becky doggystyle is gay or a liar or a post-menopausal hetero woman..."

monad's picture

Jealousy. He won, get over it. Go cultivate your own hookups.

thisandthat's picture

LOL You sure you aren't the jealous one here?

thepigman's picture

Nobody actually cares about it any more. It's really just a question

of how many years it will take for Android to bury them. Jobs

might have made a difference...but you know:-)