Maybe Uncle Warren doesn't like to 'make it rain' (see here) because Becky forgot her umbrella again? And yes, the fact that even TMZ is on to the Octogenarian of Omaha, and his perpetual arm candy, is probably most amusing of all.
And here is why Buffett will never be seen walking to a Saturday night gala with a block of gold:
Today the world’s gold stock is about 170,000 metric tons. If all of this gold were melded together, it would form a cube of about 68 feet per side. (Picture it fitting comfortably within a baseball infield.) At $1,750 per ounce – gold’s price as I write this – its value would be $9.6 trillion....You can fondle the cube, but it will not respond.