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A Quick Caption Contest

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/28/2013 11:35 -0400

Maybe Uncle Warren doesn't like to 'make it rain' (see here) because Becky forgot her umbrella again? And yes, the fact that even TMZ is on to the Octogenarian of Omaha, and his perpetual arm candy, is probably most amusing of all.

And here is why Buffett will never be seen walking to a Saturday night gala with a block of gold:

Today the world’s gold stock is about 170,000 metric tons. If all of this gold were melded together, it would form a cube of about 68 feet per side. (Picture it fitting comfortably within a baseball infield.) At $1,750 per ounce – gold’s price as I write this – its value would be $9.6 trillion....You can fondle the cube, but it will not respond.

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Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:21 | 3191536 Shizzmoney

Can I see your Squawk Box?

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:21 | 3191537 ebworthen

"Why yes, she does have 'W.B.' tatooed on her tonsils."

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:23 | 3191541 Monedas

Around age 80 .... smegma secretions .... decline, alarmingly .... resulting in dry, cracked glans .... syndrome !

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:24 | 3191544 Catullus

I can have a WSJ article written with my pen name on it about how responsible it would be for me to fuck you.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:25 | 3191551 Jayacts

The chart Becky does not want to see:

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_J8L-e47yFE...

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:26 | 3191556 Bogdog

Dis skank be spankolishus, beeaahtch!

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:29 | 3191558 Frank N. Beans

Warren is hoping for a rose from Becky so he can continue in The Batchelorette.

He thinks just having fiat money makes him the most eligible.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:29 | 3191563 reader2010

At least, she's Made-in-USA. Freedom!

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:36 | 3191593 Lagging Indicator

The Quick and the (almost) dead.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:40 | 3191611 Hedgetard55

"Warren, honey, what did you say your Zero Hedge handle was? Million dollar Bonus?"

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:53 | 3191670 azengrcat

Poor old Buffet didn't realize that access to the Quicky room only requires Minion level access.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 12:53 | 3191672 Yamaha

The whores of CNBC -no conflict of interest here.....move along.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 13:01 | 3191693 q99x2

Virtue conquered by crimminality.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 13:06 | 3191720 jomama

this is what the dangerous cocktail of Metamucil and Viagra looks like.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 13:10 | 3191734 Your Creator

She should be taxed!!!!!

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 13:10 | 3191741 mt paul

is that a kilo of gold

in your pocket...

or, are you just glad to see me

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 13:10 | 3191742 earleflorida

ya gotta admit it... warren knows the value of beauty-- such a pretty irish lass

just can't help myself from melting at that smile :-))

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 13:22 | 3191775 Clowns on Acid

Warren has a hole in his Buffet.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 13:30 | 3191795 madcuban

"I'm fucking her AND all of you taxpayers at the same time."

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 15:21 | 3191847 SyntheticFriday

Chapter 1: The Single White Rose

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 13:46 | 3191856 Money 4 Nothing

Northern Pacific Railways ain't got shit on what Becky "Quick" will endure tonight..

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 13:53 | 3191884 Bear

Oh, he's just become a barbaric relic

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 13:53 | 3191886 NoTTD

"...and all it cost me was this flower."

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 14:02 | 3191920 indio007

"I'd hit it"

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 14:03 | 3191925 optimator

All Warren sees is the top of her head, and her ears are big.... (C'mon Warren, you said two insider tips every time I do this)

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 14:08 | 3191945 Bullwinkle Moose

Is that an Adam's Apple Becky has, or does she have an old frog in her throat?

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 14:16 | 3191975 L_Conquistador

"Becky! My portfolio is appreciating! Come earn your ordinary income!"

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 14:20 | 3191984 realtick

Does Business Insider Need Prozac?

http://chartistfriendfrompittsburgh.blogspot.com/2013/01/does-business-insider-need-prozac.html

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 14:23 | 3191999 willpoi

Of course he doesnt buy gold. He always has a gold digger in his pants.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 14:29 | 3192022 CoolBeans

Becky, don't get your hopes up -- HIS last name should be "Quick".

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 14:34 | 3192034 CoolBeans

I don't always drink beer, my friends but I am the least interesting man in the world.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 14:43 | 3192074 eaglerock

Stay thirsty, my friend.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 14:43 | 3192071 eaglerock

Is that a growth fund portolio in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 14:46 | 3192082 SokPOTUS

She can't be so dumb as to not know what it looks like; right? I can't believe Joe doesn't riff on that a bit more in the mornings; might boost the ratings a bit. He's probably sweet on her too; and trying to earn favor(s).

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 14:50 | 3192105 Wanton1

Johnson swivel

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 15:06 | 3192156 DollarDive

"Ben Graham never taught me how to do this"

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 15:35 | 3192248 El Hosel

CBNC morning host and Geezer squeezer Becky quick enjoys another rusty load, on the road with the Oracle Of Omaha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1KtIJq5s4g

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 16:10 | 3192387 silverserfer

who the fuck still goes by Becky when their in their 40's?

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 16:50 | 3192534 akak

A Texan, for one.

(More generally, many of those south of the Mason-Dixon Line --- and vanishingly few north of it, where childish diminutives, and nicknames of any sort, are usually reserved for, well, childhood.)

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 16:15 | 3192407 KingTut

WB is a huge self-promoting media whore. WB will say darn near anything or date anyone if it gets his ass on TV. This is 'branding', not stupidity. But, Becky is young and smart and that looks like a Viagra smile.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 16:20 | 3192424 Papasmurf

that looks like a Viagra smile.

That depends.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 16:16 | 3192415 AgShaman

'Friends with Benefits'....AKA "preferred players" of the Syndicate

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 16:19 | 3192421 Colonial Intent

“we did not follow the traditional, prevailing orthodoxies. We introduced currency control. We let the banks fail. We provided support for the poor. We did not introduce austerity measures on a scale you see in Europe. And the end result 4 years later, America is enjoying progress and recovery very different from the other European countries that suffered from the financial crisis.”

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 16:40 | 3192508 Venerability