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Frankrupt Damage Control "France Is A Truly Solvent Country, France Is A Truly Credible Country"

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In a move farcically reminiscent of Inspector Clouseau, the French Finance Minister made an impromptu appearance on the BBC to confirm what we all should have known all along: that "France is a truly solvent country, France is a truly credible country." As the Washington Post notes, the oh-so-honest faux-pas that enfant terrible Monsieur Michel Sapin made yesterday - explaining how his nation is "totally bankrupt" - had French politicos scrambling today to recover their je ne sais pas. It would appear the crisis management approach taken is the repetitive Jedi mind-trick and of course we should believe Moscovici - even as France faces near-record unemployment, ratings downgrades, fiscal atrophication thanks to a plunge in competitiveness, and backlash among the elites at its increasingly socialist policies. "This is not the France you are looking for," and sure enough, now we believe them.

 

We are sure it went a little like this...

 

Or perhaps they used this...

 

As Sapin awaits this...

 

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Tue, 01/29/2013 - 22:26 | 3197434 CPL
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My german friend will be back for the cheque.

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 22:35 | 3197468 SilverTree
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Credits Will Do Fine

 

http://youtu.be/skv3wSIL5xI

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 22:50 | 3197507 AlaricBalth
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“Du sublime au ridicule il n’y a qu’un pas"
Napoleon

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 23:16 | 3197595 RuiNsPro
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Spain, Italy and France. Three out of European top four economy are failing and a Euro collapse is inevitable. Makes you wonder why these Euro bulls are so blind to this reality.

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 23:37 | 3197653 markmotive
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There's more to France's collapse than meets the eye... Thierry Meyssan: Hollande is afraid of his armies
Wed, 01/30/2013 - 00:39 | 3197783 prains
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TOOT le mem chose babieeeeeeeee!

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 01:20 | 3197871 Fortunate Fool
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The truth? the US are as bankrupt, if not more, as France...

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 02:00 | 3197924 TPTB_r_TBTF
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The US can print.

France cannot.

 

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 02:54 | 3197962 NidStyles
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Doesn't change reality though.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 07:42 | 3198117 GetZeeGold
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We surrender......again. Rinse and repeat.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 08:31 | 3198174 Badabing
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What do you think you are, some kind of Jedi knight waving your arms around like that?

Mind tricks dont work on me I read ZH!

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 03:07 | 3197975 TBT or not TBT
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Oh but they do want to print, and will, after the Euro falls apart.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 07:34 | 3198093 Ghordius
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yeah, sure

totally lacking perspective. From the cited Washington Post article:

"Mr. Sapin made his bankruptcy remarks during a Jan. 27 radio address, during which he spoke of the need for an austerity plan.

 “It is a totally bankrupt state,” Mr. Sapin said then, according to a report in The Independent. “That is why we had to put a deficit reduction plan in place, and nothing should make us turn away from that objective."

 

Again, this is the Labour/"Jobs" minister speaking. His ministry usually spends a lot to try to "create jobs", "preserve jobs", etc. It's the ministry that is usually given to the one guy in the cabinet that represents the LEFT. The most socialist one - in a cabinet that is supposedly socialist.

Now just for a moment forget that he used a "Gallic Hyperbole", i.e. "we are bankrupt! = we have to economize" and note that it's a French Socialist Minister for Jobs that endorses deficit reduction and austerity plans (additionally to what France agreed anyway). That should you give some thought...

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 07:39 | 3198115 GetZeeGold
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It doesn't help perspective when the last leader gets the hell out.

 

It was either that or become hopelessly institutionalized forever.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 07:59 | 3198138 Ghordius
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I'm not sure what you mean. institutionalized? you mean balaced budgets? see here: European Fiscal Compact - or it's less achieved brethen the Stabilty and Growth Pact

Rome wasn't built in one day, but trends matter

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 08:21 | 3198151 GetZeeGold
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Rome wasn't built in one day.......but it fell fairly quickly. That's just history however. Not sure if there's anything to learn from that.

 

I'm not sure what you mean. institutionalized?

 

Red explains. These walls are funny....first you hate them...then you depend on them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsiFanovOSI

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 08:22 | 3198159 Ghordius
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I disagree. the rise of the roman empire (and also of roman virtue, though preceding and offset) took centuries, with centuries and centuries of decline

only the very end was fairly quick

there is this quip that those who don't know history are condemned to repeat it ;-)

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 08:39 | 3198180 GetZeeGold
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only the very end was fairly quick

 

Good thing the market analysts at the time were all over it. ;-)

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 02:56 | 3197963 TBT or not TBT
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This is the thierry meyssan who claimed no aircraft hit the pentagon on 9-11.   Conspiracy theory lunatic.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 04:46 | 3198032 bigkahuna
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Then you must subscribe to the conspiracy theories put forth by your ever trusted politicians and media. Good luck with that.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 08:26 | 3198167 MSimon
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"Mohammed Atta and the Venice Flying Circus"

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 08:57 | 3198205 mvsjcl
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Oh, look! A fucking shill!

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 09:46 | 3198342 auric1234
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I read his book, and it provides plenty of evidence. I've to say that it was pretty convincing.

 

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 08:55 | 3198202 Monedas
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Do you quote Hitler, too ?  Both were WAY beyond ridiculous !

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 05:22 | 3198040 css1971
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Many will be attempting that Jedi mind trick.

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 22:27 | 3197439 JustPrintMoreDuh
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Its all Gerard Depardieu's fault!  

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 22:54 | 3197519 CPL
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Last I heard he was Russian actor...what does he have to do with France?  

Like how Swedish R&B Diva style singing has retroactively been adopted by Americans.  By their favourite Swedish Diva Tina Turner who was briefly married to some American smack addict wife beater.  It didn't set the Swedish super star back any when she rocked the World with the Mad Max super hit Beyond Thunderdome.

Yes, Swedish super star Tina Turner.

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 23:10 | 3197566 DoChenRollingBearing
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Tina Turner became Swiss, ne c'est pas?

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 23:17 | 3197601 Börjesson
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Maybe he was thinking about Tina Thörner? ;) (Yes, it's pronounced the same.)

http://www.tinathorner.com/

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 23:16 | 3197596 Coke and Hookers
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Tina Turner is Swiss, not Swedish. She has always been Swiss.

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 23:57 | 3197700 CPL
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There's a difference again how?

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 23:58 | 3197703 AlaricBalth
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I didn't know Nutbush, Tennessee was in Europe?

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 01:31 | 3197889 jballz
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Yes, and we have always been at war with Tina Turner.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 07:04 | 3198095 BeetleBailey
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Anna Mae Bullock....yoodler...swiss cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese eating Tennessee lederhosen wearing lip pursing survivor..played by Angela Bassett over here; Nicki Minaj is wanting to do a remake.

Break out the firearms!

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 03:09 | 3197971 TBT or not TBT
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Swiss Miss was always hot chocolate.   Not seeing a contradiction.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 02:49 | 3197957 1000924014093
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Swiss, idiot.

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 22:28 | 3197443 Agent P
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Don't forget to casually wave your hand...crucial part of the Jedi mind trick.

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 23:01 | 3197539 Cognitive Dissonance
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This is not the Jedi mind trick you're looking for.

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 23:04 | 3197553 gould's fisker
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May the farce be with them.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 00:48 | 3197803 ShakaZulu
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Once more my belief that the internet has expanded our minds is reinforced.  thx

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 01:53 | 3197920 AgShaman
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May the "schwartz" be with them

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 22:29 | 3197450 Wm the Shrubber
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And this is how liberty dies - to the sound of thunderous applause!

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 22:30 | 3197453 Whiner
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We must boost ze production by lowering the retirement age and raising mandatory holidays and taxes, wee-wee, Monsieur, ze income tax to 75%. Viva la revelucione! Viva!

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 22:32 | 3197457 LongSoupLine
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too late you fucking french fry, you already said it.

 

Grow some fucking balls and repeat it...tell your political overlords to fuck off.  Be a fucking man dickhead.

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 22:49 | 3197503 a growing concern
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Yeah, god damn, have some fucking balls.  There's nothing I hate worse than somebody saying some truth to power on a big stage and then hours later backtracking like a pussywhipped douchebag.  Stand up and state the truth and take your licks like a fucking man.  Zut alors!

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 23:11 | 3197578 DoChenRollingBearing
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+ 1 for: "pussywhipped douchebag."

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 22:32 | 3197461 SHEEPFUKKER
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France is solvent and we trust the Fed with our gold.  

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 02:57 | 3197967 Colonel Klink
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The only thing the French government does better than surrender is lie.

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 22:34 | 3197462 Temporalist
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It's a good thing Lagarde moved when she could.  She left a backed up sewer and a collapsing roof on that shitpile.

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 23:12 | 3197584 DoChenRollingBearing
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She G.T.F.O.O.D!

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 22:37 | 3197469 mr. mirbach
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Is France too broke to give us a new statue for bailing them out in Mali?

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 01:01 | 3197826 prains
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Quebec's strategic reserve of maple syrup was stolen from a gov't warehouse

 

Who could possibly do such a thing to La Belle Provance????

 

 

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 01:46 | 3197913 legorf
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Donc worry, we have many strategic reserves in Quebec such as corrupt mayors, chopped down forests and depleted mines, to name but a few.

 

But our greatest asset remains Alberta which will have to bail us out ... one day ... not so far away ...

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 09:08 | 3198220 mvsjcl
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We even have uber Rothschild minion Québécois Paul Desmarais to choose our Prime Ministers for us.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 03:04 | 3197973 TBT or not TBT
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Hopefully France won't send us a Statue of Egalite.

<= Equality, from their national slogan Freedom, Liberty, Brotherhood>

Who knew the last bit would end up being about the Muslim type of Brotherhood.   The deathbed demographics of the native French and booming north african immigrant population have the call to prayer booming out over there, streets blocked by prayer, swaths of the country governed by ferile gangs, women covering themselves so as not to be attacked.   Oh, and a doomed welfare state.

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 22:38 | 3197472 nmewn
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The world is in desperate need of more convincing liars.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 01:42 | 3197907 jmm70
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nmewn, if that's your real name, you rock!

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 07:58 | 3198137 nmewn
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You are too kind.

We can explain this stuff to them until we are blue in the face...but we can't understand it for them as well ;-)

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 22:48 | 3197482 Poor Grogman
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"Bankrupt" is such a politically incorrect term.

How about this instead...

"We are looking forward to building on this great countries financial strengths as we move forward, but for now we must strive tirelessly to meet our short term obligations rather than attacking our poorest citizens..."

You're welcome France...

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 22:47 | 3197484 Dr. Engali
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Bagdad Bob Moscovivi: There are no tanks in the city, we are beating the dogs back as we speak... Pay no attention to that M1A1 Abrams behind you.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 01:06 | 3197839 mendigo
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Just wishful thinking I guess but it feels like were getting to the good part - where we get to lynch the bankers and other government officials.

I think much credit goes to obama and the tdc concept exposing the sham that is world finance - I think it got germanys attention.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 05:01 | 3198035 bigkahuna
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Did you just say that dear leader big O exposed world finance as a sham? OH MY GOSH! I am feeling the tingle! LOL!

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 22:42 | 3197487 Bansters-in-my-...
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Did they also tell frankfurt dat da gold is still yellow and they will be delivering as soon as they can liberate it ?

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 22:47 | 3197502 fonzannoon
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Hey Moody's...Fitch?....Hello....? is this thing on....?

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 23:23 | 3197612 NoDebt
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Ratings agencies are the $5 whores of the party.  They prostituted themselves to the banks, now the government gets sloppy seconds.  Their virtue is gone and it ain't coming back.  Everyone on the block knows what they're about now.

Still, France doesn't get to tell them what to do.  They might be whores but they're OUR whores.  Only we get to tell them when they're not allowed to rate somebody's debt (like our own).

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 01:34 | 3197891 brak
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How long till Egan Jones comes back and downgrages these EuroHoles?  16 months?

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 02:47 | 3197955 Tsukato
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You unimaginative little cunt. Why'd you steal my avatar?!

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 04:08 | 3198018 No Euros please...
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Nah m8, Fitch is France's whore. Still part owned by FIMALAC.

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 22:56 | 3197522 lolmao500
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While Obama is planning war crimes and trying to start wars...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2270219/U-S-planned-launch-chemi...

Leaked emails have allegedly proved that the White House gave the green light to a chemical weapons attack in Syria that could be blamed on Assad's regime and in turn, spur international military action in the devastated country.

A report released on Monday contains an email exchange between two senior officials at British-based contractor Britam Defence where a scheme 'approved by Washington' is outlined explaining that Qatar would fund rebel forces in Syria to use chemical weapons.

 

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 23:08 | 3197563 Poor Grogman
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Just who would stand to profit from such a deranged and evil plan?

The PTB couldn't possibly be that cold and calculating, therefore I find it impossible that the emails could be genuine.

Now back to watching this wonderful cooking show I have discovered...

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 23:43 | 3197667 El Hosel
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Blame it on the box cutters.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 02:22 | 3197938 Robsabi
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Riiiight.... With inforwars.com as one of the principal sources for this story, it has to be true.

Let's look at a couple of the other news stories the Daily Mail feels are compelling enough to link to from the page with this story on it.

"'I've never had a one-night stand or sex on the first date': Mollie King opens up about being single as she sizzles in sultry photo shoot'"

and

"Short and sweet! Pregnant Kim Kardashian shows off her shapely legs in thigh-skimming black lace dress"

Well, you can't argue with dogged investigative journalism like that. And yet, for some reason, I'd rather believe something that comes from a friend of a friend of a friend, than from the Daily Mail.

 

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 06:11 | 3198066 Zwelgje
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No, Britam is the principal source of this story; their email was hacked.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 09:33 | 3198286 mvsjcl
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Bash the source; ignore the story. Man, this shit gets old.

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 23:03 | 3197551 Luckhasit
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Of course we know Spain is broke, it's obvi... ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO TOAD.

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 23:06 | 3197558 americanspirit
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Keep your eye on the immigrants in those concrete concentration camps in the Paris suburbs - they will come for those well-to-do in the city center and they will burn them out. They know how to use a machete too - the new version  of the guillotine. More personal.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 10:00 | 3198417 shovelhead
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They really have to stop and assess the situation...

"Is burning about 60,000 cars a year the best we can do?"

Sorry guys , but that ain't even worth a half a virgin. Maybe a French kiss. Time to up your game.

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 23:15 | 3197585 ebworthen
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ROFLMAO!

OMG!

I just can't get enough of this revisionist Orwellian doublespeak.

World banks insolvent, employment in the shitter, savers and mortgage payers taking it in the ass from central banks and governments, bankers and shysters of every stripe taking bonuses and bribes hand over fist, rule of law trampled, the kleptoligarchy desperate to maintain it's trance of solvency.

You are broke you mother fucker's!!!

You don't have shit!!! 

Just buy some rope for us to hang you with and let's get this over with!!!

Time for the mammon lusters to die!!! Time for the liars and scammers to hang!!!

Come on you pussy liars, give us your necks!!! Come on you yellow bellied leeches!!!

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 00:01 | 3197711 Rusty Shorts
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"Exactly. Which is why most people I know think they can ignore the math and everything will be okay. They fight the very idea that there is a real decline in quality of life, that it is permanent, and that it will continue to deteriorate. As Michele added above: "Apres moi, le deluge." Everyone else will get screwed but not me, I got mine.

It's a tsunami. Previous paradigms no longer apply.

Teevee, junkfood-addled Amerika could not withstand a currency collapse. The Black Plague made human capital valuable again - in modern application we have tens of millions on the gov't teat with no recovery.

http://www.martinarmstrong.org/files/Are-We-Running-Out-of-Other-People-...

All those 99-weekers waiting for jobs. What jobs? Doing what? The service economy is a fiat lie and our infrastructure is based on a constant flow of cheap oil.

Mortgage? WTF for? Prices are artificially high because of 1) shadow inventory 2) who can say they will be employed in their profession to make payments for 30 years anymore - no man is an island.

Stay nimble. Stay quick. This is no time for white picket fences. Going back to the sad, miserable, drugged-up state of our Nation it ain't a stretch to imagine that the Mandarin speakers are planning to make use of their raw (war) materials and spouse-less young men for "real estate acquisition". Hasn't anyone read a history book around here? The Chi-Coms have openly spoken of how they deserve North America. This kind of scenario isn't discussed because it is the worst-case scenario outside of nuc-bio-chem warfare, and then subsequent invasion.

"Oh, but China needs us and we need them." Bullshit. Everyone is buying time. The Chinese aren't stupid and they know they aren't getting their money back. Some finance guy over there said US bonds are not safe medium and long. In other words "We are trying to buy as much time as possible to acquire tangible assets that matter!"

All the survivalists from the 70's were wrong because they didn't understand the "Nixon" trick/effect of taking us off the gold standard and taking paper money to its extreme utility. It would have been better to face this shitstorm back then. Back when Americans were still eating meals that had real nutrition, no obesity epidemic, actual human interaction, strong infrastructure with less bureaucracy. Today it's all bloated beyond recognition.

When the Fed finally makes a move that has a visible and real effect on Amerika even rationing of supplies won't keep the interurban areas content. We are at the brink of a f.u.n.d.a.m.e.n.t.a.l. shift. Be far away from the millions that require a weekly check for their very survival. Do you think the owners of the Fed care if millions starve"?

 - unknown

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 03:06 | 3197974 TBT or not TBT
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Europe is weaker than the US in the face of a currency collapse of its currency.    Europe depends on the rest of the world or energy to a far greater degree than the U.S. does, and the US is headed for oil and gas energy independence if the Obama EPA doesn't manage to stop it.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 08:30 | 3198173 tip e. canoe
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so says the frackheads.   but just take a gander on the half lifes of those wells.   not too promising.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 15:57 | 3199919 TPTB_r_TBTF
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The US will be energy independant after the coming die off, as then demand will drop dramatically.

And no, Obama wonT be doing anything to prevent the die off.

 

During the coming Olduvai Age there will be plenty of energy for everyone, for everyone who survives...

 

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 23:17 | 3197602 Fix It Again Timmy
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Someone had their nuts put in a vise....

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 23:18 | 3197603 tony bonn
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toujours l'audace.....je crois que mlle hilton pourait gouverner avec plus de finesse que les eurocrats....ou se trouve le deluge, s'il vous plait?

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 00:02 | 3197713 joego1
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The flood is in our mind.

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 23:20 | 3197609 Bunga Bunga
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Ski accidents happen in France too.

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 23:22 | 3197614 IridiumRebel
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These aren't the credit default swaps your looking for....
Move along, move along.....

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 23:26 | 3197625 NoDebt
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I love the smell of desperation in the morning.  It smells like..... like European economic collapse.

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 23:40 | 3197660 El Hosel
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wee wee, fix, fix, fix....   Europe is clearly fixed, just ask Timmy and the Euro/USD

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 23:40 | 3197664 Coke and Hookers
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Things are fine. Fundamentals are barbaric relics anyway and don't belong in the economy.

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 23:50 | 3197689 MrTouchdown
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It isn't confirmed until the government denies it.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 00:26 | 3197765 Quit Your Bitchin
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You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 00:27 | 3197766 Northern Lights
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I'd sooner visit Vietnam than France.  The country is a hole.

Had some friends go to Paris for a 3 days visit on a 2 week European vacation.  They both agreed they'd never go back again.

Policies are extremely socialist and misandry runs rampant.  Almost as bad as Sweden and Norway.

I'm disappointed that it was Greece that's in a tough situation.  France deserves it more.  A thankless lot.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 00:35 | 3197775 Broomer
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Mind tricks don't work on me, only money.

Nothing will happen in the general public level though, see:

"When it becomes serious, you have to lie."
"We ripped out the eyeballs of our muppet clients."

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 00:40 | 3197782 Mr. Magoo
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And yet the EURO continues its upward trend, OH wait so is the DOW maybe there is a conspiracy afoot

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 00:45 | 3197792 joego1
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The frogs are a jumpin....

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 00:53 | 3197809 ShakaZulu
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And those aren't the Rothschilds you've been looking for...

And this Euro Peon Union is the best thing since boiled snails...

And bikini waxes are only for pussies...

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 01:17 | 3197860 q99x2
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Great post. The frog about killed me.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 02:43 | 3197954 Likstane
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no doubt.  good thing the dog started barking.  I could have been there all day.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 02:55 | 3197966 rehypothecator
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What dog? I watched it twenty times and never heard any dog barking.  Here - I'll watch it a dozen more times just to make sure.  

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 02:55 | 3197964 Atomizer
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Cut another D.O.E  [Department of Energy] Loan for new government solar subsides to the European Union black hole budget.

 

Solyndra and the Perils of Green Industrial Policy

http://www.scribd.com/doc/111767318/79/Solyndra-IPO

Depending on the weather or Obama SEC bandwidth budget caps.. this link can go down at any time. Just Facebook a SEC friend & push midget porn there way. The link will eventually become accessible thru DHS hotspots.

That Goldman Sachs IPO link by the SEC is still available

http://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1443115/000119312510058567/ds1a.htm

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 03:20 | 3197984 Joe A
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A politician telling the truth, how rare and refreshing. Well, his carreer is over.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 03:31 | 3197988 SAT 800
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By definition when someone tells you an institution or organization is credible; it;s not. That's really poor propaganda.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 03:36 | 3197993 SAT 800
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And I just shorted the Euro yesterday; at it's high; God loves me, and I can't help but approve of his good judgement.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 05:29 | 3198041 From Germany Wi...
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In other news, the German resistance to helping Cyprus is crumbling away, just as predicted by me yesterday.

http://translate.google.de/translate?sl=de&tl=en&js=n&prev=_t&hl=de&ie=U...

This time the change from tsun tsun to dere dere was quite fast...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsundere

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 05:48 | 3198048 GNWT
Wed, 01/30/2013 - 07:19 | 3198107 THE DORK OF CORK
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How can you be broke when you can spend other peoples capital rations ?

 

Answer : you spend it on the wrong stuff.

 

France spends too much Greek money on its sexy high speed lines while leaving its old stations / rail lines to rot...........

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7O-3Nu6kPVc

 

Closed 1983 in a town with a population of 10,000 +

 

http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parthenay

 

http://www.panoramio.com/photo/83654711

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 07:25 | 3198110 100pcDredge
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L'Etat... c'est Hypnotoad!

Hypnotoaaaaaaaad! YEaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Hypnotoad! *clapclapclap* Hypnotoad! *clapclapclap*

Merci.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 07:33 | 3198113 egoist
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Wed, 01/30/2013 - 09:00 | 3198209 goldenbuddha454
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Went to Paris in 97 just after Lady Diana died.  Nice city, fantastic food, wonderful art and culture.  Went to a bar and could actually smoked a real Cuban cigar.  Bar tender and I chit chatted about the motorcycle he'd been saving his whole life for; a Harley Davidson Fatboy.  He pulled out a magazine and showed me the one he wanted and said "have you ever seen one of these?".  I told him yes, about every 3rd traffic light in Florida has 5 or 6 lined up and ready to annoy any quiet-loving, peace-loving person who dares be within a mile or two.  I told him my favorite ones were the ones you find a contrail of parts to up and down a street after some retiree with cataract glasses cuts them off!

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 09:25 | 3198258 djsmps
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One thing I noticed about Florida is that there are a lot of very large cars moving very slowly with no drivers in them.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 09:08 | 3198223 Monedas
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The French underground were first and foremost .... socialists .... where are they, now ?   Hitler was a socialist, the Islamists are socialists, the French are socialists, Piers Morgan is a socialist, Obama is a socialist .... I'd say the frogs are fucked !

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 13:04 | 3199214 SKY85hawk
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Google searches are wonderful!  believe nothing until it's officially denied, Von Bismark

 

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