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Chicago PMI Soars By Most Since October 2009, Biggest Beat Since September 2011

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Remember when the Chicago PMI was revised much lower in December, pushing it from 51.6 to some 48.9, as part of its annual revision. Well, the baffle with BS show must go on. Moments ago the PMI printed at a number that makes a complete mockery of all the regional Fed diffusion indices and the various confidence data, not to mention all other manufacturing data, miraculously soaring from 50.0 to 55.6, the highest print since April, the biggest monthly jump since October 2009 and a 5 sigma beat to expectations of 51.6: the biggest such beat in absolute terms since September 2011.

What is funny is that as usual the actual respondents are far gloomier than the headline would indicate

  • 2013 is starting out a tad slower than December of 2012, but after our 4th quarter it's actually welcomed, we will be busy, but not to the extent that we were in 4th quarter of 2012. The year is looking fairly good to start.
  • Some industries are consolidating, like linerboard/corrugate, giving remaining players pricing power despite flat to slower volumes.
  • The Flu outbreak has caused our hospitals to reach capacity - and the result is an allocation from manufacturers on masks.
  • Seems like companies have forgot[ten] how to provide service.
  • Small business still reviewing impact from tax changes. Worry about cost increases in near future.
  • Business is slow out of the gate for 2013.

And since this is Baffle with BS-ville, it is only (il)logical that in the aftermath of today's blistering data, expect tomorrow's ISM to be a miss.

 


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Thu, 01/31/2013 - 10:57 | Link to Comment mayhem_korner
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Well the Blackhawks started 6-0-0.  That must've goosed up the stats...

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:00 | Link to Comment spastic_colon
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and the jobs component was down big for a perfect report for the algos

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:03 | Link to Comment Pladizow
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I call BULLSHIT!

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:28 | Link to Comment EscapeKey
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when it gets serious, you have to lie

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 12:00 | Link to Comment Manthong
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Um..

What part about CHICAGO do people not understand?

 

I call CHICAGO!

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 13:59 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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I call it SHITCAGO.  Look where the turd in the whitehouse came from.  Anus of the midwest.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:31 | Link to Comment rfaze
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Look what the Chicago pmi did the 2 months before the 2008 crash. It went from 49 to 56 then crashed to 37. 

 

http://www.bloomberg.com/markets/economic-calendar/

 

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 10:59 | Link to Comment PUD
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Every single regional index in deep contraction except the murder capital of the US...hmmmmmmm things that make you go hmmmmmmm

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:25 | Link to Comment Umh
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Maybe there is a reason some midwest industries are doing well in recent years. Maybe someone has their back and won't let them underperform....

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:25 | Link to Comment Doubleguns
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Morgue expenditures and coffin sales did it.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:03 | Link to Comment LongSoupLine
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Yet another piece of fucking crooked shit to come out of Chicago.

Fuck you Fed fucking shit covered assholes.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:04 | Link to Comment Banksters
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We are all Schrodinger's cats.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:05 | Link to Comment joego1
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I wonder what there making? Hollow points?

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:04 | Link to Comment nobusiness
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Is the PMI released at around 9:40 to the "corrupt banks"  the market bursted higher at that time.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:17 | Link to Comment PUD
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I believe that you can subscribe and get the release 15 min early...par for the fraudulent course

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:15 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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I for one welcome our drone overlords.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:06 | Link to Comment bnbdnb
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No ups, no downs, for the next 30 years.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:07 | Link to Comment d edwards
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The leap in the report probably reflects the HUGE  jump in the funeral business, burying all the murder victims in "gun free" Chicago.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:08 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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I would have thought the hospitals were already at capacity from all the shootings in Chicago. I'm surprised they have room for patients with the flu.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:33 | Link to Comment Ness.
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Shootings/guns are now passe - Chicago has a new weapon of choice.

 

"A man is being held on bond for robbing five girls at knifepoint.

Andre Stovall is charged with five counts of armed robbery.

Police say Stovall and another man robbed five girls at the Metra station on 83rd Street, Friday night.

Police say both men threatened to kill the girls if they didn’t hand over their phones and purses."


 http://wgntv.com/2013/01/28/man-charged-for-robbing-5-girls-at-knifepoint/#ixzz2JZF2wWvp

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:07 | Link to Comment nobusiness
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Does anyone care Isreal is starting a war with Syria and Iran and Russia has pledged support

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:08 | Link to Comment joego1
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I do! He said as he closed the hatch on his bunker.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:11 | Link to Comment akarc
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defense and oil companies

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:17 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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Izreel is a pain in the ass.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:19 | Link to Comment d edwards
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Sorry, Israel is protecting herself from islamist madmen in Syria who are preparing to use Assad's chemical weapons.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:23 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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some boogerman or other is always out to get izreel.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:34 | Link to Comment Doubleguns
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We need to be concerned for another false flag.

Hacked Files Shows US Approved Chemical False Flag Plan In Syria.

 

http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2013/01/hacked-files-shows-us-appro...

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:35 | Link to Comment madcows
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Oh oh.  Now you done it.  Crazy anti-zionists, muhamadites are gonna terror blog you.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 13:27 | Link to Comment Spastica Rex
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Teh interwebs are a scary place. I have to be on constant alert for spammers, scammers, porno-pops, and moslem extremists. Sometimes I think I'l have to stop browsing and read a book.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 12:14 | Link to Comment nobusiness
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I agree Isreal is doing what it has too.  I'm asking why doesn't the market care world war II is starting?

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 04:02 | Link to Comment mkhs
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I thought it ended 68  years ago in Tokyo.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:06 | Link to Comment joego1
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I think MR. O gave Rahm a contract to ramp up the hopium mine.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:11 | Link to Comment Everybodys All ...
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Rahm is a fascist and his con game will continue. Kind of funny that the weather in Chicogo is so nice.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:15 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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RECESSION AVOIDED!!

WHOEHOE!

Jeezzz... that was a close one...

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:14 | Link to Comment MFLTucson
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I have never wittness such utter courrption in America before this clown show entered the picture.  This is fucking disgusting.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:54 | Link to Comment El Hosel
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Goldilocks Numbers .... Bitchez, enjoy the "Recovery".

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:55 | Link to Comment El Hosel
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Jeeez, economics is so easy. Who knew!

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:57 | Link to Comment El Hosel
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Mustard seeds and green shoots are on the house.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:59 | Link to Comment NoWayJose
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Looks like the Chicago Purchasing Managers got 'purchased'

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 12:07 | Link to Comment thismarketisrigged
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in this market-

 

gdp contraction- irrelevant

good pmi data- economy is coming back

 

this according to all the talking heads on cnbc and everywhere. its comical

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 12:27 | Link to Comment adr
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Michelle ordered her year supply of Chicago Beef. Barry ain't gonna get none

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 12:36 | Link to Comment q99x2
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Chicago appoints their mayors.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 14:15 | Link to Comment MFLTucson
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We have higher unemployment claims, a negative GDP for the 4th quarter and the CHICAGO PMI is up?  Bullshit!!

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