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Syria Threatens "Surprise" Response To Israel Air Raid; Iran And Russia Pile In

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In the aftermath of yesterday's surprising attack by Israel on Syrian soil, an act which any prior justification notwithstanding is a clear act of war sovereign aggression, it was only a matter of time before Syria responded, at least diplomatically at first. And as we also noted yesterday that "Iran has previously warned that any attack on Syria is the same as an attack on Iran" it was safe to assume that Iran would have a thing or two to say in response as well. Earlier today they did just that, with Syria warning that a "surprise" response to the Israel attack is forthcoming, while the "Iranian deputy foreign minister Hossein Amir Abdullahian said the attack "demonstrates the shared goals of terrorists and the Zionist regime... It is necessary for the sides which take tough stances on Syria to now take serious steps and decisive stances against this aggression by Tel Aviv and uphold criteria for security in the region." Finally yesterday we wondered "how Russia and/or China which have made clear that Syria is a strategic geopolitical center for both in the past will react", and today we know: "Russia, which has blocked Western efforts to put pressure on Syria at the United Nations, said that any Israeli air strike would amount to unacceptable military interference." So far nothing from China, which has in the past let Russia be its proxy on Syrian matters.

And while the rhetoric has soared on all sides, it remains to be seen if Syria will indeed challenge Israel or if it will retain its bluster, an act which will simply invite Bibi to launch ever more offensive sorties until one day something finally does snap.

From Reuters:

 Syria protested to the United Nations on Thursday over an Israeli air strike on its territory and warned of a possible "surprise" response.


The foreign ministry summoned the head of the U.N. force in the Israeli-occupied Golan Heights to deliver the protest a day after Israel hit what Syria said was a military research centre and diplomats said was a weapons convoy heading for Lebanon.


"Syria holds Israel and those who protect it in the Security Council fully responsible for the results of this aggression and affirms its right to defend itself, its land and sovereignty," Syrian television quoted it as saying.


The ministry said it considered Wednesday's Israeli attack to be a violation of a 1974 military disengagement agreement which followed their last major war, and demanded the U.N. Security Council condemn it unequivocally.


U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon expressed "grave concern". "The Secretary-General calls on all concerned to prevent tensions or their escalation," his office said, adding that international law and sovereignty should be respected.

Russia, which has previously made it very clear it will not tolerate US intervention in what it considers it own backyard, was quick at passing judgment:

"If this information is confirmed, we are dealing with unprovoked attacks on targets on the territory of a sovereign country, which blatantly violates the U.N. Charter and is unacceptable, no matter the motives," Russia's foreign ministry said.

Finally, Iran:

An aide to Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei said on Saturday Iran would consider any attack on Syria as an attack on itself.

Yet the local Syrians, like most, are very skeptical this war of words will escalate into anything more:

In battle-torn Damascus, residents doubted Syria would fight back. One mother of five said she had heard retaliation would come later. "They always say that. They'll retaliate, but later, not now. Always later," she said, and laughed.


"The last thing we need now is Israeli fighter jets to add to our daily routine. As if we don't have enough noise and firing keeping us awake at night."

Then again, provoking a Syrian retaliation has been the plan all along. Which is why moments ago, just to keep Plan B afloat, Reuters blasted that:


Cue more photoshopped pictures of WMDs.


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Thu, 01/31/2013 - 15:23 | 3203456 ParkAveFlasher
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Fuck you, Nuttin' Yahoo! 

And the Bernanke you rode in on.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 15:23 | 3203464 Stackers
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Like a Crying Game surprise ?

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 15:25 | 3203474 Buckaroo Banzai
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Oh hell yes. We need WilliamBanzai on this idea, STAT

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 15:30 | 3203492 TerminalDebt
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LOL @Russia

"If that bombing is confirmed"

Meanwhile US says "convoy close to military base, so base was collateral damage"


Thu, 01/31/2013 - 15:44 | 3203541 The Juggernaut
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And here we have the reasons why the crusading Israels manipulate the Americans into support. Land:



2. The strong connection with Neo-Conservative thought in the USA is very prominent, especially in the author's notes. But, while lip service is paid to the idea of the "defense of the West" from Soviet power, the real aim of the author, and of the present Israeli establishment is clear: To make an Imperial Israel into a world power. In other words, the aim of Sharon is to deceive the Americans after he has deceived all the rest.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 15:46 | 3203563 Chupacabra-322
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NWO and The Globalist want a One World Religion. Moloch/Satan what ever. My opinion is that all Religion is all man made anyway built to Divide and Conquer. Part of the Illusion. Vatican part of it. To complete their Agenda by Design and Illusion their Timeline is short. Brzezinski said that The Global Awaking is already taking place. The Occult can no longer hide.

I do not believe however, the idea that all Religion as is bad. Together, all share the same basic moral of The Ten Commandments which criss cross all Religions. My point is that we are all in this together and one Conscious. And that awaking, the one Brezinski is speaking about is “Their” great secret. Part of the Occult. Only one small part of their “Illusion”.

Government is the biggest Crime Syndicate of Human Kind. All Free mansionic Illuminant’s in one regard or another. The Pure Evil of Satanists that have been living in Illusion among us for over 200 years and the founding of our Republic.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 15:51 | 3203583 BLOTTO
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A bit out there as it has to do with bloodlines and prohecy...but interesting nonetheless. The author orginally created the site in 1993, with updates along the way throughout the following years since...

With a grain of salt...for your consideration:


In this section I will prove how the current Syrian crisis is the very catalyst God is using today, as detailed above, which will soon push Russian and perhaps even Iranian forces, toward Israel's border, in Syria, thereby fulfilling what God has stated above in "putting a hook in the jaws" of Russia (the Biblical "Gog and Magog"), with God Himself "drawing them forth" closer "toward the mountains of Israel," to battle.


Since, at any moment now, the current crisis in Syria is potentially on the verge of spilling over into a wider regional war, and with Russian and Iranian and soon to be Turkish forces already in Syria, and thus already on Israel's border, perhaps another way the Israeli population could be attacked by such an overwhelming force of nations, is if a stray or intentional missile coming from Syria hits Jewish civilians in Israel, causing major life loss. The Israeli government would then counter-attack and suppose their attacks kills Russian, Iranian, and/or the Turkish alliance within Syria, such deaths of their military forces would of course ignite anger felt back in Moscow, Terhan, and Ankara. Certainly, as events play themselves out, despite whatever the media believes, Russia and Iran are only growing closer together and are increasingly becoming one like mind. God's prophecy for Israel, as all Biblical prophecy before, has been, must be, and will be fulfilled. Clearly, we are right now on the cusp of witnessing the Russian forces pour into their Tartus naval base in Syria, and it is very interesting to see the "Young Lions," (America and the West) today, already asking what are Russia's intentions for showing such force in the Syrian nation. Even more intriguing, God makes clear where and where He destroys these invading armies, as "upon the mountains of Israel," (likely the Golan Heights) and He even provides the timeframe as to when this will occur by saying twice it shall occur in the Latter Years, meaning, in the end of days or the end-times. Might this battle also be part of what the ancient Mayans foresaw to occur in 2012? Certainly by 2013 something must be done regarding Iran, and their evil ally in Russia.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 15:58 | 3203612 THX 1178
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Bibi sez, "Just want to let you know there's a surprise coming." 

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:59 | 3203899 gmrpeabody
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Weren't we just talking about all the fringe loonies earliar today?

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 17:06 | 3203927 Spastica Rex
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Hi, there!

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 18:23 | 3204177 redpill
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How would it be a surprise if you're warning them it's coming?  Dumbfucks need to brush up on teh Sun Tzu.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 03:20 | 3210542 Sabibaby
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Most people expect something militarily like tanks and infantry. What if they utilized the Internet or realeased a computer virus? What if China or Russia could help them do that?


Why fight wars with missles, jets, and tanks, when you can use the Internet?

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 17:06 | 3203925 12ToothAssassin
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Its not a surprise if you tell me that its coming...

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 22:46 | 3204906 mjcOH1
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"Its not a surprise if you tell me that its coming..."


You have to take it more literally:
"If there is a response, that will be a surprise."

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:00 | 3203624 john39
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christians have been brainwashed to root for the very thing jesus warned them to avoid.   Iran and Russia are not fomenting wars around the world... or attacking anyone.  Jesus taught, to recognize evil through actions.  people need to take off their blinders and look around.  

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:04 | 3203654 kralizec
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But the Rooskies are very interested in selling arms...and hookers and drugs, but in this part of the world they already have drugs and goats and sheep, so really all they want are arms, and the Rooskies don't want a good customer puinished too much or they'll no longer be around to buy their crap.  But people have been brainwashed into the idea that the Rooskies are noble disinterested folks just trying to be nice guys and brainwashed into thinking the Persians are just swell people who wouldn't hurt a fly if just left alone to do Muhammads bidding.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:09 | 3203666 john39
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no one comes close to uncle sam in terms of arms sales.   and as far as the hookers and drugs, most organized crime rings in russia are in fact run by Jews.  is Russia perfect?  no... but, Russian armies are not swarming all over the globe, unlike the 'armies of freedom' unleased by uncle sam at the behest of his zionist handlers.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:10 | 3203681 Spirit Of Truth
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Just as the DJIA approached the 14K mark and just as I've been warning:

God have mercy on our souls:

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:47 | 3203831 Shell Game
Thu, 01/31/2013 - 22:07 | 3204818 Spirit Of Truth
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Get ready for the RAPTURE!

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 23:37 | 3205029 Lore
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...And gold drops ~$20.  But there's no manipulation. 

"Rapture" is just another opiate for the masses, like "Global Warmth."  Hitler was right: all the Big Lies are instruments of CONTROL. 

We haven't touched the esoteric side of things yet. Not really.


Thu, 01/31/2013 - 17:04 | 3203917 Simplifiedfrisbee
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Many times we confuse our truth with the one truth who taught as Master. Fear has no place in a Loving heart so many here at times shed much of it. Man has no jurisdiction deciding the future, yet we consume ourselves in preparing for it. Most will not be prepared because no amount of money, nor power, nor intelligence will be able to build a fortress against what we have created both past and present. Some speak of Jesus here. Blessed be those who have accepted the truth that only the holy spirit can bring. Jesus took his murder and turned it into a sacrifice for all our sins. That is the real deal Love. It is for all yet how many feel it? Let alone comprehend it?

What we have today is what we have chosen upon ourselves. I will write it again: Look within and you shall never be without. Yet most can not look within themselves and find peace because God has been renounced. Accept repentance(take responsibility for your actions) and forgivenss is bestowed. Soon Enlightenment precedes. When one renounces the world it is in reference to renouncing the ego that makes one feel falsely confident in this gluttonous system. For if our heart is filled with ego, Love has no room. We have free-will. The only God like power humans hold. Use it wisely.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 18:45 | 3204240 pazmaker
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Are you the blasphemer in the beginning of the video who thinks he is the reincarnation of Jesus Christ? If so, I agree may God have mercy in you

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 22:18 | 3204836 Simplifiedfrisbee
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I did not watch the video. I also reject your lacking because it brings nothing righteous. You reside under the same sun as I, so how can you cast me into your judgement when you know not how to judge?

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 16:54 | 3206840 BigJim
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Maybe he ain't talkin' to you, Mr PlasticDisk.

I suggest you learn to follow a thread. Of posts, of thought... you name it.

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 17:49 | 3209621 DosZap
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but, Russian armies are not swarming all over the globe, unlike the 'armies of freedom' unleased by uncle sam at the behest of his zionist handlers.

Gotta not be all alcoholics to do that...............maybe the STUDmeistster PUKIN, will get them all in 12 step programs, so they are ABLE to  go to war.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 18:09 | 3204139 Bandit und Buster
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OH, and the US and Israel are what?  The true 'nice guys' just trying to get by in this evil world?  LOL 

At this point the Russkies often appear to have more moral courage and understanding than other large powers, IMHO!

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:33 | 3203781 trav777
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brainwashed by whom?!?  It's almost as if the person considered the father of propaganda is somehow related to those practicing his art today.  Sounds like they tell a lot of Big Lies.  Who talked about how somebody or other told a lot of Big Lies?

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:41 | 3203808 Randall Cabot
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All this was inspired by the principle - which is quite true in itself - that in the big lie there is always a certain force of credibility; because the broad masses of a nation are always more easily corrupted in the deeper strata of their emotional nature than consciously or voluntarily; and thus in the primitive simplicity of their minds they more readily fall victims to the big lie than the small lie, since they themselves often tell small lies in little matters but would be ashamed to resort to large-scale falsehoods.

It would never come into their heads to fabricate colossal untruths, and they would not believe that others could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously. Even though the facts which prove this to be so may be brought clearly to their minds, they will still doubt and waver and will continue to think that there may be some other explanation. For the grossly impudent lie always leaves traces behind it, even after it has been nailed down, a fact which is known to all expert liars in this world and to all who conspire together in the art of lying. These people know only too well how to use falsehood for the basest purposes.

From time immemorial; however, the Jews have known better than any others how falsehood and calumny can be exploited. Is not their very existence founded on one great lie, namely, that they are a religious community, whereas in reality they are a race? And what a race! One of the greatest thinkers that mankind has produced has branded the Jews for all time with a statement which is profoundly and exactly true. He (Schopenhauer) called the Jew "The Great Master of Lies". Those who do not realize the truth of that statement, or do not wish to believe it, will never be able to lend a hand in helping Truth to prevail.
- Adolf Hitler, quote from Mein Kampf (page 184-185)

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 17:03 | 3203911 Colonial Intent
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Jews are racially egyptians, only reason they got their 'own' dna is coz they all survived the same plagues and they intermarried so much.

*Akhenaten's bastards we call them (Affectionately of course:-)


Thu, 01/31/2013 - 18:20 | 3204167 Bandit und Buster
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How bout Ashkenazi monguls, ? That's who many jew writers acknowledge they are:  Alfred Lilenthal "The 13th Tribe" says 'Your white Christian neigbor has more Israelite blood in him than 90% of those identifying themselves as jews today" (paraphrasing)

They admit they are AT BEST from ESAU/EDOM...not Jacob/Israel. But they DO LIE just as Yahshua stated: Rev 2:9 and 3:9

Imposters and most so called Christians believe them cause they won't study thier own Bible or read pertinent history, duh! 

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 23:41 | 3205048 Lore
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What does that make Israel?

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 02:08 | 3205310 dark pools of soros
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junk dirt without oil..  why else would Britian piss it away to them?

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 17:13 | 3203960 Totentänzerlied
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If buying the resources which America intends to capture and take by force isn't "fomenting wars" then I don't know what is!

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:01 | 3203630 Wilcat Dafoe
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Whenever I read someone bloviating about the "NWO" or the "Illuminati" or the "Vatican" or "Jesuits" I know right away that they are really just someone trying to keep all eyes off Israel and the Zionist 5th column in the US government in media which, along with the non-Jewish bankers, war profiteers, and oil sluts - are basically the easily discernible, self-interested, lying, cheating, warmongering problem.

Now fuck off back to Infowars - Alex Jones will help you chase all the ghosts you want.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:15 | 3203699 NotApplicable
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Funny, I tend to note that all you've listed are but abstract entities full of individuals. That you would promote one set over the other is to confuse the issue that NONE of them are capable of anything.

As always it is the individuals who use these fictions as cover that matters.

So really, are you doing anything other than chasing ghosts yourself?

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 17:02 | 3203903 trav777
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I'm going to interject here.

We reach an impass EVERY time this subject comes up.  Someone makes a TRUE statement about a group and someone retorts with individuals and expects that to be a refutation.

What you say is also true, individuals do things, not groups.  BUT, what you have not considered is the emergent complexity that gives the GROUP or the SYSTEM a life of its own, even its own goals and kind of hive mind.

This is the conundrum that has driven "the Question" about different groups throughout history.  The individuals were pretty ok by themselves.  But the swarm or school or hive of them had and has distinct destructive side effects.

It is incontrovertible that there is something EMERGENT about the group in question, that somehow dominates media, finance, congress, fashion, and other key industries, and there's nothing to argue about the particular message that comes out.  It's like they're related or THINK ALIKE.  Related people tend to do that as a function of biology.  And like-minded actors sum up to form a system that appears independent of them.  This is the problem.  The system that all of these individuals have created is toxic.  You cannot destroy the system, however, without effect to the individuals.

And the system that these individuals have spawned acts to PROTECT their interests and its own, at all costs.  And their system doesn't have a problem raping you as an individual or whatever group you belong to.  Part of their propaganda is to convince everyone ELSE, specifically one rival group, that even having a group identity is evil, all the while strongly maintaining their own.  Apartheid is evil except in their State.  Deporting illegal aliens en masse is evil, except in their State.  Ethnocentricity is evil, except if you're an approved group, then it's encouraged.

Their system produces destruction for those not in their group.  But yes you can evaluate each individual as effectively "innocent."  There is no ONE person that can be punished.  So wtf is anyone to do?  Pretend there is no problem?  Dismiss the entire discussion as "collectivist", aka, punt?

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 17:09 | 3203952 Spastica Rex
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"Resistance (to my argument) is futile."

Thanks, Trav. Always nice to see the rhetoric elevated.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 17:15 | 3203969 centerline
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"Group think" is what myself and few others have been calling it for years now.  Multi-nodal stupidity - lol.  Realistically, the more stressful the world becomes, the more such behaviors are reinforced... and in thier minds justified.  Ironic really how we sow the seeds of our own destruction.  Human nature, right at it's core, is the real meat and potatoes of the conversation.  To talk about that, people need to get over the equality bullshit.  There are differences, cultural, genenic, and otherwise that must be discussed objectively in order to get anywhere.  Chance of that happening... zero.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 17:33 | 3204020 Totentänzerlied
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Because we are dealing with voluntary-membership groups.

No one forced anyone to join these groups or is forcing anyone to stay. Elitism of modern times is rather color blind, the important qualifications are wealth, influence, and total lack of anything I'm willing to call ethics, or if you prefer, "a strong code of morality which just happens to intensely conflict with the freedom/property/happiness/life of all people not within the group".

If you accept that individuals bear the responsibility for their actions, condeming a group is effectively the same as saying "all members of this group are guilty of some combination of x, y, and z, to varying degrees". As a general rule, the level of guilt increases as you climb the chain of command, but trigger-men and lackeys are still very fucking guilty in their own ways.

Perhaps only one leader will bear ultimate responsibility, but that is materially irrelevant. Everyone in a voluntary-membership group contributes in some way to that group.

"Zionism" is one such group. Every Zionist lends some degree of support to every other Zionist, even its impact on the goals of Zionism is infinitescimal compared to, say, these guys.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 02:17 | 3205319 dark pools of soros
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fuck the godless snakes

"For most of the first 1500 years of Christianity usury, the lending of money at interest, was unanimously condemned by the Fathers of the Early Church, and by popes, councils and saints, as a damnable sin equivalent to robbery and even murder. Any interest on loans of money, not just “exorbitant” interest, was defined de fide as a grave transgression against God and man."



Fri, 02/01/2013 - 14:40 | 3206856 BigJim
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Yes... because if I work my ass off for twenty years and acquire some savings, if I want some compensation for the risk of lending those savings out (and possibly never seeing it again) Mr. God should send me straight to hell.

It's the idiot Catholic Church's proscriptions on usury (which just means lending money at interest) that got all us Goyim into the situation we find ourselves in now - payrolling Zionism and having to pay rent for our money.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 19:02 | 3204287 Panafrican Funk...
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If you accept the analogy by Joe Rogan that humanity is essentially/behaviorally "like bacteria", it's a lot easier to conceive of groupings of similar bacteria competing with groupings of different bacteria.   

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 17:06 | 3207482 BigJim
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Goodness me, Trav. I often disagree with what you have to say but that was really rather beautifully exposited.

If you'd only take off your racial blinkers and see that it's primarily a cultural, not biological phenomenon. Most of 'the group in question' aren't racially homogenous by any stretch of the imagination, though their 'we're the master race' creed impels them to bend the rules of logic and biology to so assert.

Just one look around a European/US/Canadian synagogue will tell you most of them are no more Semitic than Adolf Hitler.

Ironically, from what I understand, the genuinely Semitic Jews - the Sephardim - are treated like an underclass in Israel.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 17:07 | 3203931 Wilcat Dafoe
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I think the reasons for the wars and the devaluation of the dollar lay with overlapping groups of people - including large banks and central bankers, oil and gas companies, intelligence agencies, war profiteers, and a cabal of Zionist Jews in positions of influence who seek to 'roll back' other regional powers because they intend to expand beyond their borders one day.

That's about as clear as I can be.  More specifically, if you look to the confirmation of Hagel today, and the run up, you will see the Israeli-bought senators, and the mostly Jewish neocon writers and think tankers who want a litmus test for American appointees to be how much they'll sacrifice American Christian blood and treasure for the Jewish State and its ongoing ethnic cleansing and war crimes, based on racialist, supremacist, historically inaccurate myth.

Alex Jones never mentions the neocons, or their many white papers going back to the 80s which called for the "roll back" of surrounding states, nor the various Israeli spy scandals, or Lavon Affair, or USS Liberty.  Whether or not Israel as involved in 9/11, or just had knowledge - there's plenty of stuff out there that was in MSM.  ALEX JONES NEVER, EVER MENTIONS THIS - WHAT HE WON'T TALK ABOUT TELLS YOU WHO HE WORKS FOR.  THE VAGUENESS OF HIS TERMINOLOGY IS TO PREVENT OR FRUSTRATE ANY SORT OF GENUINE POLITICAL ACTION.  HIS APPEARANCE ON PIERS MORGAN WAS CALCULATED TO PORTRAY GUN OWNERS AS CRAZY NUTS.

He is a fucking shill for mainly Jewish advertisers and backers, and he is worse than useless on talking about the very real undue pressure "the lobby" has on our politics.

Clear enough?  You junkers can suck a bag of dicks and go try to post something critical [AND FACTUAL] of Israel on infowars.



Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:27 | 3203758 Chupacabra-322
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Well, well, well.  It apprears we have a "newbie" here Hedgers.  A whole two weeks and three hours worth.  Ahhhh, poor newbie doesn't have the criticle thinking skills to debate so newbie resorts to name calling.  Now' now newbie.  Settle down, your mommy will be home soon so you can suckle on her milkly tities and go back to sleep. 

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:43 | 3203823 adeptish
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"criticle thinking" ?

You did that on purpose right?

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 17:09 | 3203944 Wilcat Dafoe
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I'm genuinely blown away by the elegance of that take down.  Ha!  fucking newbies!!

But say - if you've got some sort of lactation fetish and mommy issues, shouldn't you be elsewhere?  Plenty of that shit coming out of Japan, for some, reason, by the way.

Enjoy being a baby all over again!  A dumb, ejaculating baby who wants to feel the close warmth of mommy's milk once again....


Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:59 | 3203896 Zap Powerz
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Isnt "satan" part of that man made religion you speak of?  If so, doesnt that make satan fake?  If satan is fake, what are these people really worshiping?

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 18:17 | 3204158 Chupacabra-322
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@ Zap Powerz,

Themselves.  The following is for the Public Schooled indocrinated individual above.

The political creed of Zionism has big ears and a long trunk and I think it’s time that was pointed out. It also stampedes through our lives at every level and that needs to be said, too.

It has created a pincer-movement on the human mind by hijacking staggering amounts of political, corporate, banking and media power on one side and by using the fear of being called ‘anti-Semitic’ if you dare to state the bloody obvious.

 They have been able to do this by equating in public perception that Zionism = Jewish people. It does not. Zionism is a political creed introduced by the House of Rothschild to advance the goals of the Illuminati families that are largely controlled by the Rothschilds.

 When people think of Zionism they think of Jewish people. When they think of Israel they think of Jewish people. That’s understandable given the propaganda, but it is seriously misleading and those instant connections need to be broken if we are going to understand what’s going on here.

Zionism means Rothschild just as Israel means Rothschild. When we see the extraordinary number of Zionists in key positions around the world we are looking not at ‘manipulating Jews’, but manipulating Zionists representing the interests and demands of the Rothschilds.

Significant numbers of Jewish people are not Zionists and oppose that appalling creed while many Zionists are not Jewish. These include the Christian Zionists and Obama’s vice-president, Joe Biden, who told Israeli television ‘I’m a Zionist’.  If, as Biden rightly says, you don’t have to be a Jew to be a Zionist, how can it be a racial rather than a political movement? It can’t. It’s just made to appear like that to manipulate public perception because opposing Zionism then becomes opposing Jewish people as a whole and the ‘you’re a racist’ card can be played over and over.

 Far from protecting and advancing the interests of the mass of Jewish people it has often been devastating for them and caused millions to be labelled unfairly by the actions of the Zionist elite. On the Jews Against Zionism website one feature highlights how Rothschild Zionism targeted Jews who had lived for generations in Palestine side-by-side with Arabs in peace and harmony:

‘The religious Jews who by virtue of their faith, clearly contradicted Zionist nationalism, and who had lived peacefully with their Arab neighbors for generations, became unwillingly identified with the Zionist cause and their struggle with the Arabs.

 They requested the United Nations that Jerusalem be designated as a defacto international city. They appealed to the diplomatic corps assigned to Jerusalem — but to no avail. They were hence confronted with the choice of either becoming a part of the Zionist State, which diametrically opposed the interests of Jews as a religion, or abandoning the land of which their forefathers were the first Jewish settlers.

 Let’s get this straight. Zionism doesn’t give a damn about Jewish people. To the Rothschilds and their Zionist gofers and thugs the Jewish people as a whole are merely cattle to be used and abused as necessary – just like the rest of the human population.

The networks of the House of Rothschild were behind Hitler and the rise of the Nazi Party in the Rothschild heartland of Germany where they had changed their name from Bauer in 18th century Frankfurt and launched the dynasty that was to control global finance.

 After the war the Rothschilds used public sympathy for Jewish people targeted by the Nazis to press for a homeland in Palestine. This was the alleged reason for the founding of Zionism, but that is only part of it.

 The campaign to impose a Rothschild fiefdom in Palestine goes back at least to the earlier part of the 19th century and probably long before. It was given a massive boost with the Balfour Declaration in 1917 when the British Foreign Secretary Arthur Balfour declared in a letter his government’s support for a Jewish homeland in Palestine.

This letter was sent by Balfour, an inner-circle member of an elite secret society called the Round Table, to Baron (Walter) Rothschild who funded the Round Table.

 Today, Rothschild Illuminati fronts like the Council on Foreign Relations, Trilateral Commission, Bilderberg Group, Royal Institute of International Affairs, and others, still answer to the Round Table which string-pulls and coordinates from the shadows. This is why Zionists in government are invariably connected with these Rothschild-controlled organisations.

The Rothschilds funded the early settlers from Europe to relocate in post-war Palestine and they also funded and armed the terrorist groups, like Irgun, which bombed and terrorised Israel into existence in 1948, a campaign which forced 800,000 Palestinians to leave the land of their birth.

Israel is simply the State of Rothschild and how appropriate that they paid for the construction of the Israeli parliament building, the Knesset, and the Israel Supreme Court. The name Rothschild means Red-shield and it originates with the red shield ‘Star of David’ symbol (not a Jewish symbol before the Rothschilds) which they displayed on their house in Frankfurt .



Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:11 | 3203569 Spirit Of Truth
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eat me

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:13 | 3203694 IridiumRebel
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New Rule: No promotion of your dipshitted long winded youtube vid unless it has the possibility for advertisements and over 10,000 views. Fuck your blog and your fucking poorly produced youtube vids.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:33 | 3203787 CompassionateFascist
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u can say that again

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:13 | 3203695 IridiumRebel
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New Rule: No promotion of your dipshitted long winded youtube vid unless it has the possibility for advertisements and over 10,000 views. Fuck your blog and your fucking poorly produced youtube vids.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:55 | 3203869 gmrpeabody
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u said that again.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:57 | 3203887 Colonial Intent
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Stop putting a dollar sign on everything!

Is there nothing you people won't commodify?

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:30 | 3203778 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Spirit Of Truth, who is, according to him, the return of Jesus, made the following very unJesuslike statement:

eat me

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:42 | 3203816 Shell Game
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Hypocrits are the new Zealots!

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 17:08 | 3203948 IridiumRebel
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He was referencing the sacrificial lamb........

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 14:50 | 3206890 BigJim
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How is 'eat me' an unJesuslike statement? Isn't that exactly what millions of Christians do every Sunday at communion?

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 17:24 | 3203996 Lord Drek
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Look everyone, it's that guy who thinks he's Jesus. Hi, Jesus!

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 20:03 | 3204441 Divine Wind
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Spirit of Truth,


The Old Testament clearly philosophizes that Damascus will cease being a city.

Isaiah 17:1 “An oracle concerning Damascus: "See, Damascus will no longer be a city but will become a heap of ruins."

It is one of the few remaining pieces of Old Testament prophecy still unfulfilled.

While the city has been overrun multiple times in history, it has not YET ceased to be a city.

In fact, it is the oldest continually inhabited city on the planet.

Read the full chapter. Pretty interesting.

We will all soon see this play out.


Thu, 01/31/2013 - 17:50 | 3204085 financial apoca...
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the fat faggot in your video juggernaut thinks he is the reincarnation of JESUS hahahaha

because he has a birth mark on the backside of his right hand haha

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 15:43 | 3203559 Stoploss
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Cue aircraft carrier position and route maps.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 15:25 | 3203476 true brain
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It was smart of Israel to start heat with Syria, since Obama shot down their plan for direct Iranian strikes. Syria has been giving arms to Lebanon for years, why act like this is something new and the BS about chemical weapons. Obama must be pissed that the Jews and not listening to him and going round about way to start an Iranian war. Be careful what you ask for. the whole middle east is going hot very soon.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 15:31 | 3203499 CPL
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Soon?  The oven is already hot and ready for the bird.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 15:36 | 3203515 buzzsaw99
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Izreel gets all the best weapons for free from uncle sugar. nobody else can challenge them in the least. they are invincible and god is always on their side too no matter how many atrocities they commit..

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 15:58 | 3203609 kaiserhoff
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You forgot something Buzz.  They build the bestest and mostest walls, the better to protect themselves from evil rock throwers.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:18 | 3203720 dermus
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Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:00 | 3203619 disabledvet
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Again "you have to define victory." drawing the Americans in has already been achieved. Syria is to soon will Egypt be. I would arrgue the war aim is the Sinai...but that is pure speculation on my part. The mere existence of Israel is in itself a provacative act so what happens here will be...of note.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:23 | 3203660 kaiserhoff
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No one thought there was an historic Jesus until about 175 CE, but who's counting?

(Appearance of the Luke, the first gospel in anything like modern form.)

Until then, he was just a Jewish version of the old Horace/Isis/Dionysus Myth.  That's what Paul thought as well.  Those who have eyes, let them see.

Paul  50-55 CE

Marcion and the Shepherd of Hermas  150/151 CE

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:41 | 3203802 Real Estate Geek
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Downed you for that "CE" bullshit.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:50 | 3203830 kaiserhoff
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However you label the years, the sequence is the same.  There is no great mystery about the "birth" of christianity.

Lots of people like to bitch, but no one wants to put that moving mountains and raising the dead shit to the test, now do they?

Got miracles????

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 18:29 | 3204189 Henry Hub
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The only people who use that "CE" bullshit are Jews. That also explains why he wants to attempt to turn Jesus into Horace/Isis/Dionysus. The real Jesus has been a thorn in their side for two thousand years,

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 19:05 | 3204289 kaiserhoff
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Uh, Bozos, I am and will always be "culturally" a christian.  I prefer anno domini if only because it pisses off the politically correct marxist idiots.  BUT, would it not be disingenuous to use AD when pointing out that the alleged Hay-Suse, never was born?

Oh for the days of Freshman Rhet, when there was some effort to combat laziness and ignorance of logic.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 19:18 | 3204331 Henry Hub
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Seeing how you wish to "combat laziness and ignorance of logic" perhaps you can explain how you are "culturally a christian" when don't believe in the birth of Jesus Christ which is an intrinsic part of Christianity. 


Thu, 01/31/2013 - 19:45 | 3204412 kaiserhoff
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Here's a good place to start on the truth, if you have courage enough to look.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 20:23 | 3204518 Five8Charlie
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Yup. I'm an atheist, but I say "Merry Christmas" (with a smile) to anyone who says "Happy Holidays". It's the cultural we live in. Respect it or leave.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 18:21 | 3204173 Random
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Dipshit, if Jesus never existed, care to explain the ton of blasphemies contained in the talmud regarding him? Are the islamic traditions about Jesus all based on a jewish Horace (really? Horace?! isn't Horus the droid you're looking for)?! Btw, Isis is portrayed and understood to be a female, did they fucked up the gender also?! Fucking tool you are!

I could go on and on and on but it seems people like you are more willing to believe the most fucked up theories but very thick to accept the truth...

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 19:19 | 3204298 kaiserhoff
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Reading and contemplation are good tools to combat ignorance of history..., when and if you sober up.  "Faith" in superstition, including communism is the distilled opposite of truth.

Let me know when you get that water to wine thingy working.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 19:32 | 3204382 Random
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Are you  accusing me of ignorance about history when you mention HORACE (?!!) and Isis as being the model for historical Jesus?! And after that you have the audacity of pulling out of thin air a reference to communism?! Are you fucking kidding me?! I lived through hard core communism you fucking tool, what the fuck do you know about it and how dare you accusing me of having communist sympathies?!

Regarding water to fucking tool you, i cannot make it happen, and i didn't claimed i could do it, but i do claim that Jesus did it (and i cannot prove it, but i do believe it), what is your point here?

Fucking tool you are mate...

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 19:56 | 3204443 kaiserhoff
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Not for your benefit "Mate", but some might want to learn.


Fri, 02/01/2013 - 04:44 | 3205430 Random
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You are attacking me as if I'd be part of any established christian denomination. You make the age old error (and the rationale of hatred towards perceived christians from atheists ET all) of equating Jesus and his followers to the church (namely the Roman catholic church and its affiliates) and its symbols and belief systems. The roman catholic church (and the other churches that acquiesce to its belief system) IS the old pagan religion - your Horace (sic), Osiris and Isis (aka Marduk, Tamuz, Nimrod, EN-Ki, Saturn, Baal, Zeus, Ishtar, Ashtarte, EN-LIL, EA, RA and so on and so forth) (and guilty of all the crimes committed over the last 1500 odd years), so no contest here. On the other hand, although your zeitgeist-ish view of the CHURCH(es) is true, it does NOT apply to Jesus or his followers (or to YHWH), leaving you with nothing to stand on.

Do your research, think with your brain, try to stray away from the beaten track of Jesus haters and hopefully you'll reach the truth in the end, before is too late.

But thanks for playing anyways.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 20:17 | 3204506 ThirdWorldDude
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Dude, chill out, what happened to that "turn the other cheek" thing you've been thought your whole life, huh? Or maybe that rule isn't applicable to Zealots?

Sit down this weekend and watch this movie, or better yet, find Kazantzakis' masterpiece and read it. In the beginning you might consider it a heresy and it might make you puke your "Christian" guts out, but don't worry, that too shall pass...

Finally you might even understand the true meaning of the expression "we all have a cross to bear".

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 21:42 | 3204752 DosZap
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Sit down this weekend and watch this movie, or better yet, find Kazantzakis' masterpiece and read it. In the beginning you might consider it a heresy and it might make you puke your "Christian" guts out, but don't worry, that too shall pass...

If you think for one second that film of blasphemy is worth your time to watch,your indeed a 3rd worlder.

And I feel so sorrry for you.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 02:23 | 3205275 ThirdWorldDude
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Lol, DosZap, you must be a Bible-belter, a proud hypocritical descendant of the people who kill(ed) in the name of Jesus and God.

Where exactly do you see blasphemy in the movie? In bashing Church's official dogma of Jesus' godliness or in presenting him as a human being susceptible to fears, doubts and temptations? I recommend you to see it again without validating every single scene with the Bible.

P.S. Let me tell you a few words about this 3rd worlder: he is of the tribe that brought Christianity to the rest of the infidels in the West, but his tribe also happens to be the same one that indirectly helped Reformation. So apparently this guy knows he doesn't need a middle hand of churches and priests to help him get in touch with his Creator. Save your sorry for your own dogmatic close-minded ass.  

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:13 | 3203686 Wilcat Dafoe
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And it's our problem, why?


We should be buying all the Venezuelan and Iranian oil we can.

Why is a tiny country of 8 million people that routinely kills civilians the focus of our foreign policy, and on our front pages anyway?

I definitely don't hate Jewish people, and I don't hate Israel - but I don't give a fuck about it.  I also think US Jews have too much power and influence... because they do.


Can we meet half way on the terminology?   I don't hate, I just don't want to pay for Israel's wars.  And I don't want a minority of a minority - the Jewish neocons, telling American soldiers where to go fight and die, when US Jews are under-represented in the US military, but wildly over-represented in government, law, medicine, etc.







Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:39 | 3203799 CompassionateFascist
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minor correction: half of the "8 million" (or izzit the usual "6 million") are West Bank Arabs, Gaza Arabs, and Arabs-in-Israel proper. The Jews' version of Israeli demography is a brazen hoax. And half of the actual 4 mil live in America at least half the time. 

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 17:12 | 3203966 groundedkiwi
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Free health care in Israel. They travel a lot.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 17:08 | 3203936 trav777
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YES YOU DO HATE THEM because you have criticized israel!

That is the only REAL reason anyone would criticize that State.  And if you disagree, you're obviously a racist, just like everybody who didn't vote for Obama.

Disagree?  PROVE YOU'RE NOT.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:14 | 3203691 Tango in the Blight
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The thing is that to pull off a raid on the Iranian nuclear installations is that it has to be a SURPRISE attack.

There is no surprise after Nuttanyahoo went to the UN blabbering about attacking Iran should the red line on his cartoon bomb be breached.

You can bet Iran to have massive air defenses around those installations and there will be lots of casualties if they try. Israel is just posturing and trying to goad the US into doing the attacking for them.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 18:09 | 3204136 ricky2
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"....because Lebanon is harboring terrorists and weapons of mass destruction!" 



I've heard this somewhere before.....someone joggle my memory

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 15:40 | 3203546 YuropeanImbecille
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This is why Iran needs nukes. They should have launched them all at pissrael yesterday.


I hope they bomb each other to dust :) win-win for the west

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 15:42 | 3203554 john39
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who would the american government take orders from if is-ra-el ceased to exist?

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 20:20 | 3204521 ThirdWorldDude
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Cthulhu himself, he can speak out of any goat's mouth.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 15:47 | 3203562 otto skorzeny
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i'm afraid $200+ barrel oil collapses the oil-driven west -lose-lose- unless you enjoyed the novel/movie "The Road"

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:09 | 3203671 IridiumRebel
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The environment collapsed in "The Road" not oil.....We got horses so i think we can manage.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:16 | 3203709 Tango in the Blight
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Try Mad Max then:

In a dystopic Australia, after the Earth's oil supplies were nearly exhausted, law and order has begun to break down due to energy shortages.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:52 | 3203862 adeptish
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Not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:54 | 3203872 Colonial Intent
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Purity Of Essence

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 17:07 | 3203928 IridiumRebel
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Nuclear War in Mad max....Horses would die so I guess you are right.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 15:54 | 3203593 Silver Bug
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This is not good for anyone. Let's hope it doesn't escalate anymore.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:12 | 3203607 Randall Cabot
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The jew supremacist bastards murdered our President:


However, because it was not until the mid-1980’s that the truth about President Kennedy’s behind-the-scenes war with Israel emerged, many otherwise diligent JFK assassination researchers never considered the possibility Israel did have good reason to align with other powerful forces that wanted to remove JFK from the White House. Once you’ve read Final Judgment you will see the evidence of likely Israeli involvement is there.

Free Download:


Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:13 | 3203697 Wilcat Dafoe
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unlikely, but if so, as peripeheral guys.   Good evidence it was the CIA, who could also control the motorcade route, its security, and the cover up.

And Bush senior was likely involved - some decent videos on youtube.

Come now, let's be careful and intelligent - there is plenty to blame on Israel without "blaming" them for shit our own government did.


Fucking LBJ was a villain.


Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:30 | 3203773 Randall Cabot
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LBJ certainly was a villain and if you read Final Judgment, which you obviously have not, you will find out how connected he was to israel and zionism, as was James Angleton and the CIA and many more.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 19:50 | 3204422 rhinoblitzing
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What About Bobby Kennedy Headed to be President...

Sirhan Sirhan was..... Surprise... An Islamic

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:25 | 3203743 trollin4sukrz
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I was over at commondreams and posted some unpopular reality and they not only banned my comments they took down every post I ever made. Talk about dictatorship. i called them joe stalin for it.. what a joke those liberals are. long live 0hedge

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:59 | 3203892 battle axe
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For Christ Sake, stop screwing around, Israel/Iran, start the goddamn war all ready. This is like Sam and Diane on "Cheers" will they or wont they. 


Thu, 01/31/2013 - 17:33 | 3204027 catacl1sm
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+1 for the "Cheers" reference.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 15:22 | 3203460 tbone654
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And while the rhetoric has soared on all sides, it remains to be seen if Syria will indeed challenge Israel or if it will retain its bluster, an act which will simply invite Bibi to launch ever more offensive sorties until one day something finally does snap.

says it all right there...

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 15:23 | 3203462 JustPrintMoreDuh
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Escalation bitchez!

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 15:23 | 3203463 HeatMiser
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Israel bombing another country is like gun control in the US. You can't have guns but they can. According to Fienstien Et Al.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 18:18 | 3204168 rhinoblitzing
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Like the gun control debate - you don't allow weapons to lunatics that claim that if they get them it will be death and destruction to their neighbors. Islamic crazies want to be sent to their 70 virgins asap... imagine their surprise when they find out that the virgins are guyz...!

 All states and people have the right to pre-emptive defensive strikes when there is a clear and present danger.  If Syria publicly states they have a "surprise" for Tel Aviv, then there is no need for Israel to wait to defend itself. If Iran states that a strike on Syria is a strike on Iran - then so be it. Israel has been officially threatened by hostile and armed neighbors with intent. If Syria has no problem with slaughtering 40,000 of their own people as Barack Hussein Obama stands idle... What do you expect to happen next?

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 18:34 | 3204210 Random
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Thu, 01/31/2013 - 21:31 | 3204715 TheFourthStooge-ing
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He's no MillionDollarBonus, but his delivery was good enough. With some better material, I could see some people being convinced of his sincerity.

His content really needs work, though. He's trying to shovel way too deep a pile here. Let's just take a quick count, shall we?

you don't allow weapons to lunatics that claim that if they get them it will be death and destruction to their neighbors.


Islamic crazies want to be sent to their 70 virgins asap...


 All states and people have the right to pre-emptive defensive strikes when there is a clear and present danger.


If Syria publicly states they have a "surprise" for Tel Aviv, then there is no need for Israel to wait to defend itself.


If Iran states that a strike on Syria is a strike on Iran - then so be it. Israel has been officially threatened by hostile and armed neighbors with intent.


no problem with slaughtering 40,000 of their own people

six (a tried and true classic, I'll admit)...

Barack Hussein Obama


You don't just go and take seven different raving points from the pages of Neocon Commix® and disgorge them in a single bullshit tsunami. They must be used more sparingly, and each wrapped in its own cloak of plausibility. Otherwise, even the room temperature IQ incognoscenti will catch on that you're bullshitting them.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 04:55 | 3205436 Random
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Indeed, he got a bit greedy and tried to get the full deal, but it was a nice effort nonetheless. On the other hand he lost points for not mentioning the holocaust and Palestinians not being a nation, but hey, he needs to start somewhere (number 5 was especially well laid out, with Israel being threatened, after bombing the Syrians, thus having the a-posteriori justification for bombing them in the first place :))))))


Thu, 01/31/2013 - 15:23 | 3203467 francis_sawyer
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Thu, 01/31/2013 - 15:25 | 3203469 fonzannoon
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"Syria protested to the United Nations on Thursday over an Israeli air strike on its territory and warned of a possible "surprise" response." They then continued "goddammit we just ruined the surprise" and officials stormed out slapping each other in the back of their heads.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 15:31 | 3203491 Al Huxley
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Wish I could up arrow you more than once for that one fonz!

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 19:15 | 3204320 knukles
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Didju see the clip on the news about that?  Mohammed's hand got caught in Khalid's turban, he jerked his arm hard which gave Kahlid a sharp pain in the neck which he thought was a poison dart so he pushed the button that he had in his hand in his pocket triggering the bomb under Abdul's turban which merely fizzled burning a hole in the top of his head.
Damn, it was funny!

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 15:26 | 3203472 azzhatter
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I was talking to a palestinian guy who owns a gas station in my neighborhood the other day. Surprisingly, he said he didn't view Netanyahu as that bad. The guy he said they hate is Lieberman

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:23 | 3203736 dbTX
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azz, the guy you were talking to the other day was not a palestinian, as there are none. He was either a Jordinian, Syrian or Egyptian

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 17:00 | 3203897 azzhatter
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I correct myself, he claimed to be a palestinian

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 17:58 | 3204105 rhinoblitzing
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Many palestinians live in Israe, many in the other areas wish they did. Can you say the reverse? How many Jews could live anywhere else?

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 18:27 | 3204185 delacroix
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correction: many israelis live in palestine

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 15:28 | 3203478 Fix It Again Timmy
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Put the pedal to the metal and let's get to our eventual destination a little early or save it for the Superbowl halftime show...

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 17:55 | 3204098 rhinoblitzing
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ya never know - It might be the half time show!

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 15:28 | 3203480 buzzsaw99
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Izreel is a terrorist state imo.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 15:34 | 3203508 francis_sawyer
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& to think... francis_sawyer is only as far as 'Apartheid State' at the moment...

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:25 | 3203746 Wilcat Dafoe
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depends on how you define it - most arguments descend into chaos because the starting defintions don't align.

It's tough to claim, for example, that the Irish Republican Army were 'terrorists' but the Irgun and myriad Jewish Zionist militias weren't - yet this is the likely impression of most people.  A double standard.  The Irish were persecuted in their own fucking country for 800 years.

Moments after getting independence, they apparently didn't do enough to help Jews - lots of articles whining about it.

I've yet to find any evidence that Jews helped Ireland during the famine or any other time.  But you see - its a double standard.. Jews and their suffering are special.  Ireland somehow failed to save the Jews, but the Jews had no duty, though wealthy in myriad Euro countries, to help anyone outside the tribe.  Talmud is very very clear on who to care for - it is not "the nations". 

Similarly, though Ireland never ha dcolonies and has a long history of oppression, as someone recently noted, under the administratrive rules of the Jewish guy in charge of various combined ministries, as Irish citizens depart for lack of work, migrants from Africa and Eastrn europe pour in. 

Ireland for the Irish would be racist - but Israel for Jews only isn't - even though the Jews came from europe and stole it from the natives in living memory.

Sorry, but the truth is, the core of Judaism is an ethical double standard. It's tribalism made sacred - and it as racial as anything the Nazis had.  Period.


If you believe terrorism can be done by an individual, or by a group, there's no compelling reason to think that individuals or groups or cabals in government can't engage in terrorism.

Like Chomsky and Finkelstein, I think Israel not only engages in state terror - only a liar or total idiot could claim otherwise.

This fucking "you're an antisemite" shit has got to stop.   I mean, there is an awful lot to criticize about the state of Israel, about the Jewish religion, and about Jewish power. Fuck you, hasbara trolls and low level intelligence agents if you want a double standard - my grand daddies fought Nat-zees, I don't owe you privileged whiny cunts anything but my honesty.



Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:43 | 3203822 Winston Churchill
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You are an example of relative truth.

You might want to rsearch who invaded who first,and then colonised.

You will then understand why there are two types of Scots,lowlander and Highlander.

Irish history is far from simple.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 17:31 | 3204013 css1971
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Eh. No, there are Catholics and Protestants.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 17:36 | 3204034 francis_sawyer
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as soon as ALL you people remove 'RELIGION' from the equation, then some thought provoking debate might ensue...


But then again... Who would ever think to do that?...

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 19:18 | 3204328 knukles
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We could insert politics, left versus right, in place of religion.  Or AGW, just for shits and grins.
Gotta keep our spirits up somehow.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 17:45 | 3204056 Totentänzerlied
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Peoples have been invading and colonizing other peoples' lands since the beginning of our species, in every age, on every continent. And they all lie about it, every last one. 

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 19:20 | 3204332 knukles
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Well, we never lied about freeing the Indians.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 17:33 | 3204029 css1971
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Ireland is a country and the Irish are a nation. "Ireland for the Irish" would be nationalist, not racist.


Thu, 01/31/2013 - 19:23 | 3204343 knukles
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Dontcha just love how EVERYTHING today is RACIST?

Including shit like the color of dog poop, 3 eyed frog survival in the Penobscott River, the Diet Coke ad, gun control, color of my neighbor's cat leash, tread pattern on tires, acceptability of socks and shoes which have 5 toes...

Pretty soon it'll have no meaning whatsoever....

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 17:39 | 3204041 catacl1sm
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+1 for "whiny cunts".

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:06 | 3203658 billsykes
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Can't say that on television.


Thu, 01/31/2013 - 17:37 | 3204039 rhinoblitzing
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Its the Juice - always the Juice fault....

Beware of the canary in the coal mine - The world has seen this movie before.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 21:36 | 3204729 DosZap
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Izreel is a terrorist state imo.

Yep,they sure are surrounded by well over 2 billion people who are intent on wiping them off the face ofr the planet.

The size of the country is a friggin postage stamp.

They are on an island surrounded by cannibals.

Yeah, they are the terrorists.

Mighty Israel, my ass.

If they did not have a minimum of 600 Tactical nukes, their ass would have been gone long ago.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 03:49 | 3205388 PhilofOz
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Yeah, aimed at every major city on the planet. Psychopaths!!!

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 15:27 | 3203484 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Boner contest thusfar.

Israel is winning.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 15:39 | 3203506 otto skorzeny
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pretty easy to be the schoolyard bully when your 6'4" 250lb big brother has your back.  israel was founded using the same acts of "terrorism" as hezbollah is condemned for using today-bombings,assasinations,killing of civilians etc.

Thu, 01/31/2013 - 15:56 | 3203591 francis_sawyer
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While completely valid, that just scratches the surface...


I've said it MANY time before [here on ZH]... "The Balfour Agreement" was only the 'foot in the door'... ENJOY (your Coca~Cola), everybody...


Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:00 | 3203621 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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This is no shool yard.

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!