Advice From The Department Of Homeland Security: "If Attacked By A Shooter, Grab Some Scissors"
Via Michael Krieger of Liberty Blitzkrieg blog,
Advice From The Department Of Homeland Security: "If Attacked By A Shooter, Grab Some Scissors"
We first heard about this from a New York Post article on the topic. Then we watched the video for ourselves. It’ll make you want to defund the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) immediately. While the whole “grab scissors” to defend oneself during a mass shooting is pretty amusing, the more disturbing part is that 90% of the video just consists of people on their knees in cubicles cowering in fear or running panicked with their hands in the air. All the while police in black uniforms and “assault weapons” race in to save the day! The video is a great representation of how the DHS views the citizenry. Feeble, helpless, pathetic little children. You’ve gotta watch it for yourself!
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NO, not the illegal grip, it was the 30 round mag on those scissors, I tells ya!
More than 500 yards: my Remington 700
You must work in a HUGE office............
Personally, I like to carry scissors that are 600 yards long so that I can take out any active disgruntled co-workers.
Careful, Zero/Blundering Biden/Gun Free Frankenstien say you might poke your eye out.
my sig 9 does pretty well to 25 yds
You've been practicing...
why must you deride the GED, some people choose to opt out of highschool. although, yes, I guess the test is just about on par with the education you would have recieved, except it's an extra few years you could have been elsewhere... during a period of prime mental developement..
Chose to opt out high school. I like how you put that. ;-)
The right answer to this is ending the national "Gun Free Zone" law ASAP. The armed guards idea is stupid insomuch as it would probably create another type of DHS, overpaid over-uniformed unionized time servers, as opposed to what is needed, lots of concealed carry by any and all adults who'd like to, subject only to shall-issue level licensing for such.
Homeland Security doesn't give a flying fuck about your or my security. They are security for the filthy rich elite.
If you want these safety scissors, construction paper, elmers glue and crayons - Molon Labe!
+100 Freddie. There are a bunch of great comments tonight but you killed it with that one!
Fuckin statist clown circus of a country we live in...
Secession Anyone?
Those scissors better be registered....
Just duct-tape your airways like they do.
WHAT? YOU'RE NOT SAYING IT DOESN'T WORK...RIGHT??
Martha, get the duck tape OFF the windows Damn!
The same enlightened folks who brought us "Duck and Cover."
Really funny when you think about it. With the Bomb drills we were to sit with our back to the hall and put our hands over our heads. Like that was going to protect us from a Bomb dropped on the school.
Hiccup
Dammit, you stole my hiccup too!
So 'running with scissors' is now recommended?
My 1st grade teacher Mrs. Winston thought different.
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Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit, this is a 4 day old story from CNN, Fox, and ALL the other horseshit media. Get off your ass ZeroHedge and quit wasting our time with this horseshit.
Only reason I'll need a pair of scissors is to cut out my slug from the deranged shooters head and keep it for a souvenir!
A hammer plus a strainer or collander can work too, if you are willing to make a mess.
Be sure to take the ears as well, just in case you want to make a watch fob at a later date............
Heads make nice post decorations.
thank god for that video, i never would have had a clue to just do the obvious
Thanks DHS for the slow motion shots of fat lady boobs running out of the building. Where was the blond from the beginning of the video?!
I wonder how this video would have turned out if this were to happen at a porn shoot and the scene being shot was one giant orgy with dwarfs.
In that case it would have garnered SEC approval.
The blonde under the desk trick.... Now you're talkin!
How about we give Diane Finestein a pair of sissors and take away HER Gun if they are so effective.
scissors beats paper!!!
just hope he doesnt have a rock, ooops
But just remember, rock breaks scissors, but paper cover rock. Scissors are good against paper, however.
Rock, Sissors, Gun. I would guess the Gun would always win.
PLEASE...somebody moch up a drawing of a super fighter holstering scissors after being attacked with a gun. Or All police should know just carry scissors...Banzai...this is wide open.
How far we have come since 2000. BuchCo advocated duct tape and a roll of plastic.
They've been watching too many Hollywood bad-ass action hero movies.
Note to DHS: Real life does not resemble a Steven Seagal movie.
There's a Statham in all of us, Automatic Colt Pistol.
Yes it does, Seagal is such a phony they will not even let him in an Expendables movie.
What are the odds of getting attacked?
I'm more worried about lightning.
If I had a gun in my house, my wife would shoot me.
No shit.
http://www.angrysinner.blogspot.kr/2013/02/yesterday-i-used-my-phillips-...
as a civilian i have drawn three times and had to shoot once.
I pointed a shotgun at my wife's ex a long time ago and told him if he ever came around again I would knee cap him and he would never go anywhere again. Saved a lot of paper work for the County.
Sounds like a need some counseling son!
(or a new wife). Man up!
spam a blog in S. Korea.. Your a sad, sad man..
You know, some of us are getting tired of hearing how you married the wrong woman.
Get a divorce and STFU.
Thanks.
He's a spaming mother fucker, forcing his venue on ZH property. Pathetic, parasitic.
From the dude's post, can you blame the wife for wanting to shoot him?