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Advice From The Department Of Homeland Security: "If Attacked By A Shooter, Grab Some Scissors"

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Via Michael Krieger of Liberty Blitzkrieg blog,

Advice From The Department Of Homeland Security: "If Attacked By A Shooter, Grab Some Scissors"

We first heard about this from a New York Post article on the topic.  Then we watched the video for ourselves.  It’ll make you want to defund the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) immediately.  While the whole “grab scissors” to defend oneself during a mass shooting is pretty amusing, the more disturbing part is that 90% of the video just consists of people on their knees in cubicles cowering in fear or running panicked with their hands in the air.  All the while police in black uniforms and “assault weapons” race in to save the day!  The video is a great representation of how the DHS views the citizenry.  Feeble, helpless, pathetic little children.  You’ve gotta watch it for yourself! 


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Sat, 02/02/2013 - 05:13 | 3208787 NuYawkFrankie
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DHS = Dept of Hoarding Scissors

(For when hoarding 1.5 Billion rounds of hollow-point ammo ani't enuf...)

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 06:25 | 3208819 Peterus
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They get guns, you get scissors. Probably even "they" that retire and are supposed to be "us" again will get a break for carrying guns.

Well... and everybody gets this sick environment that breeds violence and maladaptation to a free and cooperative society.

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 05:47 | 3208802 helping_friendl...
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Sorry for reposting. You need to see this.

Please look at this to explain why the people in North America are being abuse by the "chosen ones"

This news clip is from FOX news so I can say it is right wing.

if you watch the whole video you will be appalled by the truth.

I never thought I would ever claim a Fox news segment as the most honest reporting I have ever seen.

Bloomberg will not allow me to post this video.

the truth watch if you dare

It seems Bloomberg news hires disqus to censor their comment section.

Please feel free to go to any Bloomberg article and post this news report produced by FOX news.

I think disqus is paid by the piece, meaning they are paid a set amount for every censor of a comment.

I propose we break Bloomberg by posting this video, which is red pill stuff, on every article produced on


Sat, 02/02/2013 - 05:56 | 3208812 enoch_root
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First, they came for the scissors ...

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 06:59 | 3208829 NuYawkFrankie
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...and when they came for the rubber-bands, with no-one left to defend me -

I was put away for a long stretch

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 06:12 | 3208816 lakecity55
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Fuck 'em.

Carry a toss-down.

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 06:26 | 3208820 Volaille de Bresse
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"scissors vs 9mm ... sounds like a fair fight"


It is if you put a binocular at the tip of your scissors! 

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 07:04 | 3208833 tradewithdave
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What do assault weapons, FOFOA gold bugs and the militia of the several states have in common beside their own trade show?  The bullets you fire near Las Vegas, stay near Las Vegas.  (video here)


Sat, 02/02/2013 - 07:20 | 3208840 Khannea
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May I suggest a relevant article ;

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 08:03 | 3208848 shovelhead
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My paper shredder is now considered a WMD.

Is that a drone?

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 08:10 | 3208852 f16hoser
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UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE! Just out of curiosity, how much do we pay these ass holes?

They can bring a scissors. I'm packing HEAT! Every Red-Blooded American should be carrying concealed.

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 08:21 | 3208856 Hannibal
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Attention cattle and sheeple: "Do not be afraid, the Panopticon is your friend".

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 08:23 | 3208860 Inthemix96
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Now seeing as we have been un-armed over here, we have varied and multiple ways of ingeniously disabling armed violators of the law.

From the tried and tested hiding behind a wall with a baseball bat full of 8" nails, right down to a hard-wired 240 volt mains cattle prod, and the ever usefull blunt potatoe peeler.

You just have to get creative folks.  If you roll over and have your belly tickled like we did and let the in-bred parasitical peodophiles take over your whole life like our soft in the head fuckers have done here you end up with videos like this.  Fuck the scissors, you ever seen a water-bomb catapult opperated by a three man team?  Replace the water-bomb with a can of coke and you can put that fucker through the side of a car, not that I have mind :-).

Improvise is the tale I'm telling, and fuck yeah, I still would prefer a gun, the fucking freedom raping cunts.

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 09:14 | 3208897 css1971
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Grow some of these:

Make your own pepper spray.

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 10:10 | 3208935 Winston of Oceania
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I saw a video of an assemblyline of AK 47 manufacture in the mountains of Pakistan where they didn't even have electricity. All parts were hand made and interchangeable, each man made a specific piece using a guage/template. You chaps aren't really trying are you then?

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 08:43 | 3208875 Coldfire
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DHS is a walking advertisement for the Second Amendment. Fucking morons.

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 09:00 | 3208884 “Rebellion to t...
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The sad fact of the matter is EVERYONE believes the TSA is a joke.  

No one respects these overweight, undereducated, personal space invading, rent-a-cops created by the asshole W, and strengthened by the equally big asshole Obama.

The American people now must suffer the presence of a massive army of Barney Fife like characters who have the distinct ability to fuck with our lives.

So now, it's 2013.  On a daily basis, we have a standing army of probably in the hundreds of thousands of unionized, deputized, morons issuing decrees that make me so confused as to whether to laugh or cry at the mindlessness.

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 10:28 | 3208948 samsara
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Got to be one of the best posts of this thread you caught the MOST important points to this very succinctly.

And you even referenced the begining of if that most people convienently forget.

Created by those assholes George W. / Cheney the Dick, / and RumDum

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 22:43 | 3210219 ShakaZulu
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Yeah, but Barney never put his hand down Opie's pants to see what was in there.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 06:07 | 3210618 Disenchanted
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"The sad fact of the matter is EVERYONE believes the TSA is a joke.  

No one respects these overweight, undereducated, personal space invading, rent-a-cops created by the asshole W, and strengthened by the equally big asshole Obama."


TSA(and DHS, Patriot Acts, etc., etc.) was/were justified by the official lies about the events of September 11, 2001. This is why 9/11 still matters...for those who say it doesn't matter any longer.

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 09:02 | 3208886 css1971
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So... why aren't people simply putting armour into everyday items they carry? Brief/laptop cases and so on?

If you're worried about being shot. 10 seconds on Google:


Sat, 02/02/2013 - 09:06 | 3208888 orangegeek
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Yep. Another joke courtesy Ben and Barry.

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 09:22 | 3208900 Vuke
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Good training video for shooters.  Drop your gun and run out with your hands raised when the cops arrive. Don't stop, keep going to safety.  They'll be thanking DHS for this one.

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 09:50 | 3208922 rsnoble
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I'm just going to throw a roll of duct tape at them why risk falling on scissors accidentally?

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 09:59 | 3208929 Manipuflation
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This thread is still headlining?  Well, let's see, I have run the Austrian business cycle in terms of intoxication:  Buzzed, then drunk, then drunk AND stoned and then in bed and asleep.  Now I have to start the Manipuflation Substance Abuse Cycle all over again.(MSAC)  But Jon Nadler. the ass that he is and has been, is gone so it is all good.  Who wants to bet he turns up on CNBS?


Nadler:  "Gold at $700 is WAY too high of price..."  Fucking poppycock.

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 10:13 | 3208938 kw2012
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Where can I find a good pair of semi-auto assualt scissors? Preferrably ones with collapsable handles?

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 10:17 | 3208942 NoWayJose
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The same government mentality that taught school kids in the 1960's to duck under their desks when the Russkies send over their nukes. The only real solution is to train several teachers in using firearms and buy them guns and lockboxes for their classrooms. Most schools cannot afford armed guards or major remodeling to control entry.

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 10:40 | 3208953 Disenchanted
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"If you're carrying a pair of scissors, don't run." ~ My Mom

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 10:45 | 3208956 Svendblaaskaeg
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Advantage Edward Scissorhands

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 10:46 | 3208961 lindaamick
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Pondering about the recent spike in mass killings and mass killing attempts OR propaganda that there are extreme spikes, I have come to a conclusion that I have not read about yet.

This spike justifies an increase in police hiring.  Violent crime is down across the US.  There must be some justification for more police.  This is it. 

More police will be needed in case of social uprisings caused by more citizens waking up to the realities of living in the US. 


Sat, 02/02/2013 - 10:58 | 3208966 Benjamin Glutton
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it's always a tough choice between rock, paper or scissors...see you in hell Janet.

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 10:57 | 3208972 mr_bad
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Wow, scissors!  Genuis.  With advice like this, now I can totally see why billions are needed for this department. Money well spent!

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 10:58 | 3208977 Curt W
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Everybody but the dhs knows new laws require scissors to have blunt ends for safety's sake.

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 10:58 | 3208979 Manipuflation
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"Head like a hole.  Black as your soul.  I'd rather die than give you control."

An easier way to do that rather than to die?  Buy some silver and stop fucking around with ES.  And take delivery.

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 11:03 | 3208988 Sathington Willougby
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Is this real or an onion video?  Either way it's hilarious especially when the floating crazy shooter head appears.  I didn't know whether to laugh or shoot but apparently cowering with scantily clad blondes is the best course of action for when the real men show up to save us.

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 11:59 | 3209048 IridiumRebel
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I liked the lady a few feet from the entrance of the building texting calmly as screaming and crazed coworkers sprint pass. 

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 14:15 | 3209235 Loose Caboose
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I noticed that too.  Wouldn't she be seen with "something" in her hand and get blown away by the armed rescue thugs (I mean, the police)?  She's better off running away making jazz hands high in the air, identifying herself as one of the helpless sheople involved in the ridiculously easy slaughterfest.   

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 00:01 | 3210345 dark_matter
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And I love the 15 second looping scary music sound track. Can I get that as a ringtone?

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 11:18 | 3209005 PUD
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If scissors are outlawed only outlaws will have scissors.

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 11:31 | 3209021 samsara
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the posts on this thread are so good,  Please leave it as a headliner for most of the day???



Sat, 02/02/2013 - 12:16 | 3209067 Manipuflation
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There are many great posts, aside from my lousy ones of course.  You are correct samsara.  1000 posts is an option here. 

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 11:36 | 3209028 10PastMidnight
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Cannot believe they didn't suggest the all mighty red stapler over the measly scissors/

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 11:37 | 3209029 Manipuflation
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I know.  It's that's hard to figure out.

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 11:43 | 3209032 MontgomeryScott
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Last year, 500,000 Spotted Owls were killed or displaced because of logging. The primary reason for logging is to make paper. Sometimes, people use scissors to CUT paper! 500.000 Spotted Owls were sacrificed so that greedy humans could satisfy their perverted desires to...CUT WITH SCISSORS!

Congress needs to step up and act. Pass legislation for stricter Scissor Control!

Make your voice heard, and rid the world of this evil device, before it's too late!

If you see an active paper cutter, immediately cower under your desk and soil yourself while you wait for help to arrive. First responders will not have time to tape the injured paper together until the paper cutter is disarmed and terminated with extreme prejudice using military stuff that only THEY have, so hopefully you wear Depends 24/7 (just in case).

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 11:48 | 3209040 MontgomeryScott
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Piers Morgan has pointed out that since scissors were banned in England, only 57 pieces of paper were cut apart last year, while over 12,000 REAMS of paper lost their lives in the CONUS...

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 11:59 | 3209043 Loose Caboose
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You can grab scissors but you must not run with them. That's just not safe.

You could always staple them to death.  Just be sure there are no staple removers in the vicinity.

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 12:05 | 3209055 Bansters-in-my-...
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This is why SuperMan ALWAYS was fater than a pair speeding scissors.

Never can be too safe ya know.

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 12:23 | 3209080 Marley
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If a gun totten, NRA extremist, assalts me...... good luck.  Cowards suffer a thousand deaths.

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 12:23 | 3209083 Arkadaba
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First word that comes to mind when viewing this video is propaganda. As tragic as mass shootings are on a personal level, they are outlier events. The chances of an American being inured or killed in one of these events is almost nil. (Same goes for "terror" attacks).

So why? Yes, the expanding powers of the DHS into everyday activities may be an attempt to condition and "disarm" (literally and figuratively) the American people. However, I would suggest following the money. What companies, organizations and individuals are profiting from DHS contracts? I don't know. But I do recall that Chertoff was a stakeholder in the company that rolled out the first airport scanners. Who else is sucking up taxpayer money via the DHS?

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 12:26 | 3209087 Rustysilver
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A while back, didn't the same agency said to have duck tape and plastic to prepare for chemical attack.

Besides, is this the NY paper that got hack by Chinese. 

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 12:27 | 3209091 Manipuflation
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I do not think that it has ever hurt this board to review the following:

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 12:32 | 3209093 Mr. Magniloquent
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I counted and classified the advise given in this video. I find it telling.

Total Tips: 16
Tips relating to surviving an encounter with a mass-murderer: 7
Tips relating to surviving an encounter with a police officer: 9

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 13:15 | 3209146 MagicHandPuppet
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I should have known that all y'all were a bunch of right wing scissor nutz!

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 13:19 | 3209154 marcusfenix
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wow...I don't even know where to start.

oh wait, yes I do they should have just been honest and advised the people  watching this video (and taking it seriously) that it is not uncommon for roid raging police in this situation to either beat the shit out of you, taser you to death or just put one through your skull.

so in other words your fucked either way and have near zero chance of coming out of this in one piece .

also they made it pretty clear that "no man left behind" applies only to those who serve the man... while obviously us serfs are not worth the effort or the risk, didn't they? the message was pretty clear "don't look out for each other, don't concern yourself with the safety with the person next to you" cause you know, it's not like they have family or loved ones who are expecting them to come home at night...

damn I remember a time when courage and honor, a persons character, was measured by what they were willing to do to help there fellow man in such a situation, such as staying with a wounded person and at least trying to help if at all possible. 

I would say they should have put a "for entertainment purposes only" disclaimer on this twisted slave training video, cause just like "duck and cover" during the cold war, none of the information herein is even remotely useful...

but when you look at the not so hidden message, this shit really isn't all that funny


Sat, 02/02/2013 - 13:39 | 3209176 Manipuflation
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Agreed Sir.

How about a HUGE FUCK YOU to the dhs?  Memo to DHS: you aren't taking shit from me.  You fucks at the DHS are losers and can not, will not, stand.  If you DHS fucks think otherwise then stand up here at ZeroHedge and type it. 

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 18:38 | 3209700 ZeroAvatar
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I was watching Al Jazeera (can't get decent news from msm) yesterday.  It was the 1/2 hour they do an in-depth look.  This week, I believe they're doing a 3-part series on guns and gun control.


They were showing an interview with some guy, IIRC he was the District Attorney from New Jersey.  He was talking about who did or did not 'need' guns, and made a comment (paraphrasing) about 'every knucklehead' on the street doesn't need a gun.  He was referring to the 'common average joe 6 pack type' guy.  You and me. 


We're 'knuckleheads'.

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 18:43 | 3209703 ZeroAvatar
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Only 'important' people, like D.A.'s and Judges and cops, need guns. 


The rest of us 'knuckleheads' can just go pound sand.

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 22:24 | 3210189 lakecity55
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It is super-pathetic. The average "terrist" has more balls than the roid cops or dhs dummies.

In the new Brave World, the cops don't rescue you. They hang out while the killin' is done, then come in and shoot the unarmed victims.

Sounds about right for today.

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 13:32 | 3209171 moneybots
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Woould paper or rock work better than scissors?

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 23:55 | 3210339 dark_matter
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There was a yellow highlighter in the drawer. Studies have shown that a highlighter is just as effective as scissors when confronting active shooters plus it is yellow so it is a better choice.

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 13:40 | 3209186 Bloodstock
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I would like to take this opportunity to thank the various agencies that operate with so much ignorance, that even the sheep are waking up! Seriously,,,we will NOT comply.

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 14:03 | 3209215 Manipuflation
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There are thousands and thousands of ZHer's out there.  Much use against the billions?  YES!  We never stop.  Ever.        

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 13:41 | 3209187 Bloodstock
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I would like to take this opportunity to thank the various agencies that operate with so much ignorance, that even the sheep are waking up! Seriously,,,we will NOT comply.

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 14:14 | 3209232 Atomizer
Sat, 02/02/2013 - 14:21 | 3209245 ozziindaus
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They say the average gun fight lasts 3 seconds and the average 911 response is over 10 minutes. Gunfight implies there's a response with gun fire and that the average rounds exchanged is 2 to 3. Now imagine there is no response with gun fire??

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 14:31 | 3209270 cherry picker
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We need scissor control  :)  We wouldn't want those poor murderers hurt do we?

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 14:40 | 3209278 cherry picker
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I can see it now, DHS outlawing all kitchen and eating utensils.  Knives, forks, spoons, blenders and so on.

They are all hazardous.

People who have had martial arts training will have to go undergo surgery as their hands and feet are deemed dangerous.

Men will be castrated as it is proven that they will be more compliant.

If DHS doesn't do it, your all powerful and happy to control HOA will gladly fill in.

And we call this liberty?

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 15:09 | 3209333 Walt D.
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DHS agents suck their thumbs?

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 15:18 | 3209355 djcando
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In a shooter emergency, hide and call Edward Scissorhands.

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 15:51 | 3209417 lakecity55
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Please watch this vid by GEN Boykin, USA, (RET).

I met him years ago, briefly, at a cookout at Bragg. He is a soldier's soldier.

I can promise you he takes his oath seriously, and is the kind of guy who inspires other soldiers to understand their Constitutional Oaths.

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 16:05 | 3209446 Manipuflation
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Epic fail delete.

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 17:37 | 3209534 lakecity55
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Take what you want or don't want from it.

He makes a valid argument.

I think what he says should be considered as a factor of what's screwy with the Republic.

The "DHS" is a KGB-type infiltrated secret state police

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 23:22 | 3210289 Manipuflation
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That's fair lakecity.

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 16:04 | 3209447 Manipuflation
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Well, I watched as far as I could stand LC.  However, WTF?

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 15:53 | 3209421 Manipuflation
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637 comments. Nice.  A lot of good people.

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 16:38 | 3209498 Powder
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Scissors? Swingline stapler for the win!

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 17:30 | 3209596 DosZap
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Latest Update and outlook for the next few months.............

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 18:02 | 3209640 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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I'm surprised they didn't advocate hiding in the corner with a lampshade over your head like in a Bugs Bunny cartoon.....

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 08:55 | 3209798 Element
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Well at least we now know where to look if we wanted to wipe-out a whole office full of DHS scumbags - there is that.

But probably the video is just psych-prepping for precisely that sort of pre-ordained psyop-rampage ... you know how these ruthless govt fucks work.

Never let a crisis go to waste - just look at the USA - 'mergency'-political-power has been enacted for how long now?

And why so? Wherefore art thou, 'mergency'?

Like ZIRP, the pressing 'national'-emergency rule-by-decree (over you, not ovah dah terrist 'baddies') is quasi-permanent, but by intent, not just by circumstancial fuck-up.

i.e. it's not supposed to end, and damn-it, washington is gonna act in this world, and in your street, to make good and sure that it never will.

Gotz ta make sure dah dept of homoland sickurity budget NEVAH gets cutted - as dat wood be ssoooooo iresponsivible!!!

And that's what happens when you allow a bunch of duel-nationals and statist fascist elite scumbags to takeover everything - via "law" of the land. Abject wage/debt/tax/fiat/inflation slavery-peonage, massive and endless psychological manipulation, theft-in-plain-sight merely called "lawful", that farcically pretends to be "moral", with the actual destruction of security, massive political-state oppression and imprisonment.

But fortunately, done under the catch-all and forgive-all-sin label of, "government".

No really, relax, it's OK if "government" does it, especially if it's "democratic".

But let's ignore the observable fact that the democratic majority of humans are barely alert and educated sufficiently to think clearly and thoroughly enough to function at minimal levels for economic debt-exploit utility - oh, yeah, that was by design also.

We can't have a democracy understanding stuff, must keep them tired, confused, irrationally frightened, and unaware of the actually blindingly-obvious fact that the government is by far their greatest and most immediate threat, to their destabilizing, destruction and enslavement of their life and their family, and to the open-theft of all their works, business endeavor, and their property.

But worst of all, to the destruction of their mind, and the mind of their children.

Why does the word 'infant' feature so prominently in the word infantry?

But you're NOT supposed to be noticing or asking stuff like that.

Another typical statist example is; Police, Policy and Politics. You see if you took the metaphorical matrixesque 'blue-pill' you wouldn't even notice what's implied in the everyday language that we use, and have grown so accustomed to using and thinking nothing of it and its connections to the truth of the 'modern' situation.

And so it is.

But you've got to admire the pure unadulterated almost demonic mind-fuckery-ism of it all.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 03:20 | 3210350 dark_matter
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This is a actually a remake. In the original version citizens were instructed that when confronted by an active shooter they should release the bengal tiger or pull the lever for the 16 ton weight.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 05:35 | 3210603 Adahy
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Video should have been titled:
"How to cower properly:  The dynamics of dependence"

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 05:36 | 3210605 Bloodstock
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Looks like the banjo pickin' inbred thang has about caught up with these fools. We Will NOT Comply!

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 12:24 | 3210921 physsilverbankr...
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Walk with your hands up ,Get on the train, You will go to the east where there will be bread and Marmelade! Look how we are portrayed by our ''Protectors'' And they want us like that , no self reliance, no bravery, unarmed, I am glad I can see this for what it is sadly most don't..

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 12:29 | 3210932 physsilverbankr...
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Flash Washington, Senator Diane Fienstien (a real looker she is) has introduce a bill banning assault scissors, No scissor will be over 10'' and wil not have an elongated bottom handle or the special ring finger hook. Exemptions will be for Barbers , seamstresses and members of Congress!

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 12:32 | 3210942 physsilverbankr...
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Great satire video Big SIS

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 13:16 | 3211055 quadratic_equation
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Bunch of fat cops with their beer belly hanging over their's really funny.  The black cop is the funniest of all he looks like he's over acting.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 14:15 | 3211203 Rome is burining
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I almost never post but I could not pass this up. 


I just picked up a pair of "assualt" fiskar scissors.  I believe that this makes them extra dangerous and is now likely to be put on a DHS list of weapons to be confiscated in the event of a natural disaster or hurricane.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 15:41 | 3214089 Random_Robert
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Brave New World, Bitchez.


I luvs me some servitude.

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