Advice From The Department Of Homeland Security: "If Attacked By A Shooter, Grab Some Scissors"
Via Michael Krieger of Liberty Blitzkrieg blog,
Advice From The Department Of Homeland Security: "If Attacked By A Shooter, Grab Some Scissors"
We first heard about this from a New York Post article on the topic. Then we watched the video for ourselves. It’ll make you want to defund the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) immediately. While the whole “grab scissors” to defend oneself during a mass shooting is pretty amusing, the more disturbing part is that 90% of the video just consists of people on their knees in cubicles cowering in fear or running panicked with their hands in the air. All the while police in black uniforms and “assault weapons” race in to save the day! The video is a great representation of how the DHS views the citizenry. Feeble, helpless, pathetic little children. You’ve gotta watch it for yourself!
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Department of Homeland Absurdity.
Hiliarius!
And who the fuck ever wanted to fund DHS in the first place? I sure as fuck didn't.
None of us did, now STFU and follow orders!
yes, master. (skulks off to hide under the desk.)
Make sure to remain absolutely silent, but call 911 and talk to the operator with details. Yes, we are aware of the conflict in that sentence, but information we can get from you before you die is worth a hell of a lot more to us than your life. OK. Good consumer!
Not any more. Just dial 911 they know where you are all the time..
True that, but the video specifically instructs you, the about to die consumer, to give the operator details of the situation.
And, you especially want to stand in front of the office plate glass window so that if the shooter happens to walk by he can put a slug into the back of your head.
DP again, stinking ipad
Reminds me of the 'duck and cover' procedure we did many years ago in grade school in case of nuclear attack. The importance of those desks has not diminished with time. And all of our scissors had rounded points!
Oh, they should mention that needlepoint hoops are a deadly device as well. Or, crochet needles!
LMAO! One can never be too "safe" now can they?
all Patriots from 1776 are spinning in their graves
Must be the 'great rotation' everyone's been talking about.........................
C'mon, this isn't bad advice for people without the will or means to defend themselves...even it it did come from DHS.
You can tear somebody's ass up, UP, with a soap on a roap. Ain't banned yet either, anywhere. So have one.
I've been priviledged to read some pretty fucking funny post here TBT but that rope soap, tearing ass takes the cake, lmfao.
Good grief.
Now, if I could only get a day job...
In other words be a lamb. I think this is how those Lambs get Silenced.
This might explain why they would always take my scissors back in the day when I would fly peasant.
Who needs gun rights when you have scissors. The insanity is never going to end, keep training.
On 911, the best legal weapon for a passenger would have been....a pack of bacon. Thick sliced or thin, hickory smoked, any brand. Those retards went the extent of shaving their nads and oiling themselves up so they'd slip into heaven more easily. Bacon strikes real fear into them.
The shaved "nads" story? Was that on MSN or CNN?
Seriously, the islamic suicide prep involves shit like that, usually. The 72 virgins things is right there in the sacred scripture, for jihadis dying giving it to the infidels. But you can't be unclean, so, bacon. QED
Virgin welcoming party http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2dt20wi4h1r2kd32o1_500.jpg
If scissors are unavailable, try rock or paper.
FUCKING CELL PHONE! WHERE THE HELL IS A SIGNAL WHEN I NEED IT! Good thing I brought my Ruger to work today!
No doubt there were plenty of scissors available at Columbine and Sandy Hook. How'd that turn out, fucktards?
They were the rounded end type, so no good in a shootout. Only scissors with pointed ends will allow you to emerge victorious.
ever heard the saying ....
"... like taking scissors to a gunfight."
Ultimately citizens of the this country will be left with alternate second amendment, hide under the table and crap in your pants.
When law enforcement officals arrive... immediately raise your hands and... BOHICA!
well thats why we never see any mass killings in barber shops !
If attacked by the Dept. of Homeland Security grab a shooter.
Don't trap yourself but hide under your desk using a waste basket and a chair to protect yourself from what I suppose must be a very wicked paint ball attack. I heard that little video cost about 5 Million to produce and is titled Zero 9 to 5:30. What no Jessica Chastain?
Something I never thought I'd see : NYS people fighting back!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTdhVxva5KU
I have a good friend up that way and he tells me people up there are PISSED OFF!
There are TWO NY States,
1. The CITY
2. Everything North of Westchester.
#2 ALWAYS has and ALWAYS will HATE #1.
Nearly the entire us is now fluoridated, even while nearly all us conquests after ww2, after regaining some democratic authority over their own people have chosen to forego and discontinue public water supply fluoridation. Vaccinations can greatly reduce your chance of contracting specific strains of a disease, but over vaccination, like the over use of antibiotics leads to newer more pervasive and deadly strains of viruses and bacteria, it's best to forego vaccination in many cases, but not all. A naturally built immune system is your best defense, which is wrought through exposure to people, places, and at its best the natural world. And by the way, your food is tainted, invest in yore health by choosing as close to the source as possible.
Don't forget the dihydrogen monoxide that's been a big component of city water since the romans first put up aqueducts
Let me tell ya something, NYC is not NYS. I Grew up in Kansas and rednecks in middle NYS make Kansans look like Princeton grads. They are pissed! I got cousins. They ain't giving up shit. "Cuomo the Homo" has lost 20 pts on his job performance rating in 2 weeks.
Awesome.
I was at the Glenview Il "forum" last week.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C44B55YYLQ
Those coward statists trash should have their teeth kicked in...
That's why they (New Trier Democrats) moved the "forum" from the library to the police department.
They got word that we were coming.
They had the cops walk them to their cars afterwards.
Truth.
Jack boots for all!
+1 for hope
I can have "metal scissors in kindergarten? It's tough [for us adults], to get a plastic fork on an Aeroplane.
I wonder if my "G.I. Joe" lunchbox would pass muster?
Why am I hearing the Stones in my head...
Oh, a storm is threat'ning
My very life today
If I don't get some shelter
Oh yeah, I'm gonna fade away
War, children, it's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
War, children, it's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
Ooh, see the fire is sweepin'
Our very street today
Burns like a red coal carpet
Mad bull lost its way
War, children, it's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
War, children, it's just a shot away
It's just a shot away