Dow 14,000

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Presented with one comment... 'wealth'



and what drove us here fromthe 10/17/07 last time we passed 14,000

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Fri, 02/01/2013 - 11:13 | 3206156 not fat not stupid
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Fri, 02/01/2013 - 11:15 | 3206179 Say What Again
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Man, the hookers & dealers in Manhattan are gonna be real busy tonight

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 11:20 | 3206208 Ruffcut
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Goldilocks needs the work, anyway.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 11:34 | 3206259 derek_vineyard
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Tylers------------Join the party!  Everything is UP 5 years running.  Benny B is a genius. 

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 11:36 | 3206273 Watauga
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Surely sarcasm, right?

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 11:51 | 3206329 Fish Gone Bad
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Warren Buffett just won his $5 billion bet. 

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 13:16 | 3206607 Harlequin001
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Perhaps he should share it with the tax payers that made it all happen...

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 13:37 | 3206697 redpill
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Can we see it priced in gold?

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 13:45 | 3206717 hedgeless_horseman
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Fri, 02/01/2013 - 14:13 | 3206793 Tsunami Wave
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How about the U.S.'s GDP in terms of grams/ounces/tonnes of gold?

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 17:31 | 3207552 The Monkey
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To see the market at these levels, with this level of sentiment, and just having hit the all-time lows in risk aversion, is very, very disconcerting.

Retail is now climbing in, after a rapid 4 year ROC and an expected YOY 4th Qtr decline in earnings.  These policies are shameful.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 15:20 | 3207027 Zap Powerz
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We will all soon be the poorest millionaires on the planet!

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 11:42 | 3206295 smlbizman
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i think i can i think i can i think i can i think i can i think i can....

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 11:49 | 3206323 dick cheneys ghost
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The Dow is Awesome................Ill be charging up 3 to 4 thousand on my credit cards this weekend.


p.s I wont be paying it back...............ROCK ON BITCHES

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 12:00 | 3206363 THX 1178
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Are you buying phyzz or something? /sarc (not really)

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 12:18 | 3206414 dick cheneys ghost
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Fri, 02/01/2013 - 11:16 | 3206186 Groundhog Day
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Fri, 02/01/2013 - 11:28 | 3206239 Dr. Richard Head
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...that is until the double top finishes it formation.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 11:34 | 3206267 ZeroAvatar
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.............didn't you mean until the TRIPLE top finishes its formation?

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 14:39 | 3206852 tarsubil
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If you look at the long term Dow chart it seems obvious. We are in the beginning of the 5th year of the third 6 year cycle. This thing will implode anytime within the next 2 years. The more it goes up from here, the more obvious it seems to short it. That's what it looks like to me at least.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 12:26 | 3206430 Carl Spackler
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Oh yeah... WEALTH

1st of the month, today, just paid my mortgage (with the PMI payment), the lease  on my Escalade, and all the minimums on my credit cards.

Thank you Obama and Bernanke. 

I FEEL wealthy, today!

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 15:14 | 3206997 Zap Powerz
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I bet all those newly unemployed people and people leaving the work force (they're not unemployed since BLS doesnt count them) for good also feel wealthy today.


Fri, 02/01/2013 - 11:18 | 3206189 TideFighter
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Fri, 02/01/2013 - 11:31 | 3206197 TruthInSunshine
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Remember, there is transitory "wealth" that will trickle down from the POMO-Equities-Bonds 'virtuous circle' ramp-a-thon that The Bernank has inflated using digital fiat, and the indexes (especially the Dow, Spooz & Russell 2k) are concrete, irrefutable proof of this (even if the real health of the economy, labor markets, level of aggregate demand, and government fiscal dis-health are not), until this inevitably collapses as all such bubbles do...

....there's that.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 11:42 | 3206296 LongSoupLine
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Fuck you to the bowels of fucking burning hell Bernanke you fucking rapist of young children's future wealth.


Fucking die a painful burning death to you and the fucking Fed you subhuman fuck.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 11:13 | 3206168 thismarketisrigged
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15000 by end of next week. 


things r great here, i feel so wealthy, this is the best indicator of the economy. boy i will laugh my ass off when this collapse happens and watching all these fucking fools on tv panic and flip flop.


fuck them all.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 11:45 | 3206299 WSP
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Not so fast, thismarketisrigged.  In fact, your handle says it all.  You see, you are 100% correct that this most criminal fiat ponzi scheme every concocted by mankind will crash and burn.  Where you get it wrong is that while you "think" you will laugh your ass off, the joke will be on you (and me and most of the rest of us that are not insane sociopaths).   Yes, what will happen as it always does is the market will crash and the most foolish of the fools will be rewarded.  The short sellers will be the bad guys (again)----basically, anybody that is not insane and has the ability to read a basic fraudulant balance sheet will get punished while the ignorant cheerleading lemmings will get bailed out. 

Welcome to Amerika---the most criminal prison planet insane asylum ever created by humans, where up is down, left is right, and if that doesn't work, well, up will be left and down will be right---and if that doesn't work, we will just keep changing our criminal, fiat ponzi scheme rules until heads we win, tails you lose.



Sat, 02/02/2013 - 01:18 | 3208643 ricky2
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"where up is down, left is right, and if that doesn't work, well, up will be left and down will be right"


War is Peace

Freedom is Slavery

Ignorance is Strength

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 12:56 | 3206525 slackrabbit
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Yea good advice.

We all need to rememeber to record Bloomberg and CNBC every day.

We don't want to miss them pissing themselves when this shit goes south.

Remember folks, that stuff will be comedy history one day.

You'll watch it with your friends over and over again!

If your lucky, one may even off themselves on camera; and if not, a storming mob may do it.


Fri, 02/01/2013 - 11:15 | 3206171 mdtrader
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15,000 soon.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 11:15 | 3206172 GeezerGeek
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At least we won't hear Obama claim that DOW 14000 is Bush's fault.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 11:18 | 3206194 KidHorn
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Obama won fair and square. Get over it.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 11:30 | 3206248 Dr. Richard Head
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And with it will come the full ownership of the economical happenings under his watch.  Not that he differs much from Bush, but Obama did win and the value of any saving you might actually have will be dropped into the toilet because of him and the Bernanke.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 11:44 | 3206306 mayhem_korner
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I wish I agreed.  The only thing Obama is actual competent at is blaming others.  He has already been pre-blaming congress for the future economic outcomes.  The man is far more dangerous now that he doesn't have to campaign...

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 11:55 | 3206346 LawsofPhysics
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You guys are acting like the corporate owners behind Obama are any different than those that backed Bush, they are not.

It's called fascism by the way.  Your "representation" is fully owned and it is not looking out for any of you, but rather the corporate masters.  Nice to see that "divide and conquer" tactics are still working (after some 6000+ years).  Turns out humans never really evolve after all.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 12:01 | 3206368 mayhem_korner
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Your misread of people's comments to get your say in is getting a little tiresome.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 12:31 | 3206441 Hippocratic Oaf
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Some people shoot first and ask questions later.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 14:12 | 3206788 mayhem_korner
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...and think they are continually unveiling novel thinking to folks five steps ahead of them.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 12:33 | 3206446 Meat Hammer
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"It is in your nature to destroy yourselves." - The Terminator

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 11:39 | 3206275 Watauga
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Obama is in office, to be sure.  Whether he won, well, that is another question.  And whether he did so, fair and square, wow, that is truly an entirely different question.

Oh, and you can get up off your knees and wipe that stuff away that is dripping from your lips.  Obama is tired of you.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 11:40 | 3206280 yogibear
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Look at your increased taxes and healthcare cost. See how fair and square it really is.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 11:46 | 3206308 smlbizman
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irs says...the basic (bronze) obamacare package 20,000.00

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 11:48 | 3206312 roadhazard
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I know exactly how the wingers feel. I was dumbfounded when BushCo got a second term. It was close though, the democraps ran the dumbass Kerry and he almost won. What a pisser that would have been for Hillary... oh wait... and wait some more.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 13:31 | 3206673 Overfed
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WTF is a "winger"? A fan of the eponymous 80s hair band?

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 13:54 | 3206738 55 men
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Sure he did, by cheating successfully.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 14:28 | 3206838 DosZap
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Obama won fair and square. Get over it

Anytine there is a Chicago character involved in any election, fair and square is not even on the table.My money is on voters boxes were so tampered with it's a laughingstock.

Only the Demoncrats can steal elections and no one says a word.

Plus what did he win?, Four more years to tear down what he hasn't destroyed in the first four?.

His middle name should be Abaddon.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 15:18 | 3207013 Zap Powerz
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Was it important to you that Obama "won"?

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 13:18 | 3206620 Jonas Parker
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And when the house of 14,000 cards collapses, it'll be Bush's fault again.

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