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The ABCs Of The Super Bowl: Ads, Betting, And Consumption

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It's that day again. Some will fast forward through the game and watch the commercials (Top 5 most viral Ads below); others will have a stadium-pal installed early and elasticated waist-bands; and many will win (or lose) a fortune based on any number of random permutations of path-wise dependent scoring. However, presented for your viewing pleasure, the only three infographics needed for today: Of Beer and Bathroom Breaks, Super Bowl Bingo (drinking game), and the History of Super Bowl Betting Lines. Go Niners...

 

 

 

 

Most Viral Super Bowl Ads Of All Time (via Bloomberg BusinessWeek):

1. "The Force" -- Volkswagen, 56,012,882 views

The most shared ad of all time. The six-year-old actor in the spot, Max Page, had never seen a 'Star Wars' movie before filming the now-iconic commercial.

 

2. "Sexy & I Know It" -- M&M's, 22,267,015 views

This commercial introduced a new M&M character in the form of Ms. Brown, voiced by Vanessa Williams.

 

3. "The Dog Strikes Back" -- Volkswagen, 16,452,106 views

Most reviews of the commercial cheered its healthy message, but questioned the inclusion of the tail segment connecting the dog with the Star Wars cantina.

 

4. "Imported From Detroit" -- Chrysler, 15,835,360 views

Got a lot of flack for allegedly touting President Obama's auto bailout (which, considering it was voiced by Clint Eastwood, is insane).

 

5. "Matthew's Day Off" -- Honda, 16,514,669 views

Teasers from the commercial led to rampant rumors that a sequel to "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" was in production.

 

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Sun, 02/03/2013 - 21:44 | 3212120 Being Free
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Damn.  If we paid the bills they'd probably leave the lights on.  Fuck you Timmy!

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 21:47 | 3212124 Intoxicologist
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Not watching either, but a friend just informed me the lights went out at the Dome.  ROFLMAO!

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 21:52 | 3212131 malek
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Reminds me of that McDonalds ad in German tv decades ago:

<famous German showmaster> speaking from inside a crowded McDonalds, everyone is eating or carrying loaded trays: "Surveys show that 47% of people only go to McDonalds to pickup their family members, 34% to meet their friends, .., "

Was a good joke on the subconcious German sentiment along the lines 'McDonalds is so unhelathy etc., I cannot admit I'm really going out to eat there.'

You sound like them

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:14 | 3212177 Intoxicologist
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Whatever.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 21:54 | 3212135 hooligan2009
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heh...as several billion eyes turn to watch the pinnacle of the essence of these Great Uited States....the lights go out...

oh, and why does beyonce always wear black panties?

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 03:35 | 3212665 Intoxicologist
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oh, and why does beyonce always wear black panties?

Makes the skid marks less obvious.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 21:52 | 3212129 Being Free
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What?  You mean solar doesn't work at night?  Shit!

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 21:55 | 3212137 Pure Evil
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Sure it works, you just need to switch the wires, duh!

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:22 | 3212203 tnquake
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Probably using Solyndra panels and A123 batteries...

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 21:53 | 3212132 Triple A
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What does everyone here do in there free time? I love sports playing and watching. I also love being informed about what's going on in the world. Zero hedge is first thing I check out every morning. So if everyone here hates sports, what do you do for fun. Or is having fun not acceptable?

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 21:59 | 3212147 hooligan2009
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not evryone hates sports? wtf!!! i love a good root .. JD, ac/dc, led zep...playing football, partying...and multi-tasking!!! (just about to enter another demo trading competition..only $10,000 but hey..beats wasting time...oh..and the lights look on to me.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:55 | 3212320 YC2
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Yes the übermen tonight are taking great pride in telling us how much better than human they are. Nothing wrong with enjoying the circus.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:13 | 3212171 A Lunatic
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If you love being informed about what's going on in the world then you are

 

A) A fucking psychopath,

B) A liar

C) You are NOT informed.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 21:58 | 3212144 Cult of Criminality
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NFL and sponsors under boycott here

 

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:01 | 3212150 Cult of Criminality
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I wish Rod Serling was around to narate this fucked up reality

Epic strangeness.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:16 | 3212179 Cabreado
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"Circuses" are fine in a healthy society.

Now, much of the world sees the hypocrisy.

And a power outage -- that is symbolism of the epic kind.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:16 | 3212180 Brixton Guns
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PooperHole! 

GO PINK UNICORNS! CRUSH THE ICECREAM-FARTING TACOS! I hope y'all are watching today's Nepalese Junior Leauge Badminton Finals instead of this PooperHole nincompoopery. Real sports take TWO balls.

 


Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:24 | 3212210 Intoxicologist
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So, I'm confused.  Will this mean that O-Blammo will next ban electricity or stadium events, or something altogether different?

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:43 | 3212283 Being Free
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Ok, I'll admit it...that Budwiser commercial brought a tear to my eye.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:51 | 3212305 A Lunatic
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Ok, I'll admit it...that Budwiser commercial brought a tear to my eye.

 

Hope this helps.

Treatment

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:53 | 3212310 Yen Cross
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This shit is :slightly: better then Draghi lowering rates next month!

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:26 | 3212529 QE49er
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InflationBowl...the Vince Lombardi Trophy has $3,500.00 of Silver content, it was around $420.00 back in 2001.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:35 | 3212542 malek
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best ad: Mercedes
runner up: Kia

best cinematography: Dodge Ram

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