"Lights Out" Caption Contest

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Someone, somewhere will surely blame the upcoming Q1 GDP miss on what just happened in New Orleans.

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Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:31 | 3212231 Top_Kill
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Bushes Fault!

 

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:36 | 3212248 Looney
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Fuck! It's dark in here... and smells like fish!  ;-)

Looney

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:37 | 3212255 ihedgemyhedges
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Bush/Cheney on the L, Obama/Biden on the R

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:39 | 3212266 AssFire
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"Tyronne & Lattimore, smile so I can sees ya"

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:42 | 3212272 HoofHearted
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Oooh oooh, someone please tell me that they broke some glass when that happened.

Love, Paulie K.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:49 | 3212300 THX 1178
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When the economy crashes, it happens instantly. It takes a long time to get it back on line... all the while people are standing around going WT actual F is happening?????

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:54 | 3212319 Stackers
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half the lights go out - nothing happens

all the lights go out - ????

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:59 | 3212332 Pure Evil
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Luke, come to the dark side of the stadium.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:56 | 3212475 Spirit Of Truth
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"Hey....it's New Orleans..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raB2e6KMsgM

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:59 | 3212486 flacon
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When do we get to start killing people? This  *is* New Orleans, right?

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:08 | 3212503 flacon
Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:21 | 3212513 francis_sawyer
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 "Just Kidding"

~ Jonny [from Airplane]

~~~

BTW ~ francis_sawyer is ON RECORD [here at ZH] for giving everybody:

- Ravens (+400) on the Money Line vs. Denver

- Ravens (+400) on the Money Line vs. New England

- Ravens (+175) on the Money Line vs. SF

~~~

Ummm ~ that's a '28' bagger on the parlay... [Good luck with the the rest of you ~ I hope you make your years]... I made mine by Groundhog Day...

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 07:16 | 3212743 GetZeeGold
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Solar power brought to you by Solyndra.....who the hell scheduled this game at night?

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 09:07 | 3212865 Momauguin Joe
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When the Circus Maximus of all American Bread and Circuses goes kaput, you know that a 4th rate Banana Republic is at hand.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:02 | 3212341 FEDbuster
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"Pay the God damn electric bill, or we will shut the whole damn building down!"  Entergy Bill Collector

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:18 | 3212392 DaveyJones
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...and now a word from our sponsor, Formaldehyde Freedom

"Anyone can have a toxic asset but not everyone has a toxic trailer...."

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:32 | 3212423 XitSam
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All right, who's the wise guy that's recharging their electric car?

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 01:06 | 3212576 Lore
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My thought as well:

"Your new SMART METER has determined that you have exceeded your allotted Peak Period electricity consumption for this month."

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 07:22 | 3212747 GetZeeGold
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They had to let them install it......or they would have gone to jail.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:36 | 3212543 Michelle
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We're all black or at the very least not white.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:03 | 3212348 Skateboarder
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Caption contest? My entry would be:

"Enjoy the left side.. you're going to be seeing a lot more of the right side.

<3,
The Future"

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:13 | 3212379 zerozulu
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Dark Orleans

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:03 | 3212347 papaswamp
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that is called a vagina...

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:16 | 3212388 Pure Evil
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And, it smells fishy, no?

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:48 | 3212296 Mr Pink
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Dang it Cletus! You gotta unplug the bug zapper when you're deep frying squirrels!

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:42 | 3212554 TideFighter
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This blackout brought to you by Solyndra. 

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 08:15 | 3212786 Mister Ponzi
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Malaysian betting syndicates also active in the U.S.?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/1999/feb/13/vivekchaudhary

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 01:24 | 3212603 mmanvil74
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Starting with a single rain drop, and doubling by volume every minute, how many minutes until the entire Super Bowl is under water?

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 03:37 | 3212667 bobthehorse
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I drove to my poor old mother's house.

I asked her if there was any hope.

She hit me in the head with a can of sardines.

Bitch.

http://www.angrysinner.blogspot.kr/2013/02/yesterday-i-hiked-ten-miles-through.html

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 08:16 | 3212787 Ralph Spoilsport
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Why does the Porridge Bird lay its egg in the air?

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:33 | 3212238 1C3-N1N3
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Brought to you by Yankee Candle Company.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:14 | 3212511 The Gooch
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Yankee Scandal Company.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:33 | 3212239 TonyCoitus
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Bullish!

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:33 | 3212241 deerhunter
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Green Energy,,,, ????   Na,,,,,  bushes fault. 

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:36 | 3212246 Jason T
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They're letting us know we're half way there to a new Dark Age

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:59 | 3212331 TotalCarp
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USSA.. the new Potemkin village.. all facade and nothing behind it

 

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:05 | 3212350 papaswamp
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US Skeet Shooting association?...oh my bad ... that would be USSSA....

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:24 | 3212403 logicalman
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Fur coat.

No knickers!

 

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:36 | 3212249 A Lunatic
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Anyone sitting in that stadium didn't have any lights on to begin with..........

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:50 | 3212463 The Gooch
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Beyonce's tape deck shorted out.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 08:00 | 3212772 GetZeeGold
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I would have preferred a wardrobe malfunction.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:40 | 3212254 JustObserving
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They hate us for our football.  

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:37 | 3212256 stant
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prince of darkness strikes super bowl

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 08:01 | 3212775 GetZeeGold
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The satanic references finally got his attention.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:37 | 3212257 ThatGuyEhler
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This moment brought to you by Al Gore.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 08:04 | 3212778 GetZeeGold
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You do realize we were a hanging chad from that guy being leader of the free world.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:37 | 3212258 joeshump
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Same thing happening to the players' brains.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:38 | 3212260 vaft
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Lights went out? There's an app for that.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:02 | 3212336 erg
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Everybody use their phones to bathe the field in its' eldritch, nacre glow.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:38 | 3212262 HD
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Ben powered on the printer for Sunday night futures...

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