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Someone, somewhere will surely blame the upcoming Q1 GDP miss on what just happened in New Orleans.

Before and after:

.. and in real time:

 

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Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:31 | 3212231 Top_Kill
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Bushes Fault!

 

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:36 | 3212248 Looney
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Fuck! It's dark in here... and smells like fish!  ;-)

Looney

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:37 | 3212255 ihedgemyhedges
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Bush/Cheney on the L, Obama/Biden on the R

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:39 | 3212266 AssFire
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"Tyronne & Lattimore, smile so I can sees ya"

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:42 | 3212272 HoofHearted
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Oooh oooh, someone please tell me that they broke some glass when that happened.

Love, Paulie K.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:49 | 3212300 THX 1178
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When the economy crashes, it happens instantly. It takes a long time to get it back on line... all the while people are standing around going WT actual F is happening?????

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:54 | 3212319 Stackers
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half the lights go out - nothing happens

all the lights go out - ????

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:59 | 3212332 Pure Evil
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Luke, come to the dark side of the stadium.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:56 | 3212475 Spirit Of Truth
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"Hey....it's New Orleans..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raB2e6KMsgM

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:59 | 3212486 flacon
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When do we get to start killing people? This  *is* New Orleans, right?

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:08 | 3212503 flacon
Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:21 | 3212513 francis_sawyer
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 "Just Kidding"

~ Jonny [from Airplane]

~~~

BTW ~ francis_sawyer is ON RECORD [here at ZH] for giving everybody:

- Ravens (+400) on the Money Line vs. Denver

- Ravens (+400) on the Money Line vs. New England

- Ravens (+175) on the Money Line vs. SF

~~~

Ummm ~ that's a '28' bagger on the parlay... [Good luck with the the rest of you ~ I hope you make your years]... I made mine by Groundhog Day...

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 07:16 | 3212743 GetZeeGold
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Solar power brought to you by Solyndra.....who the hell scheduled this game at night?

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 09:07 | 3212865 Momauguin Joe
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When the Circus Maximus of all American Bread and Circuses goes kaput, you know that a 4th rate Banana Republic is at hand.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:02 | 3212341 FEDbuster
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"Pay the God damn electric bill, or we will shut the whole damn building down!"  Entergy Bill Collector

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:18 | 3212392 DaveyJones
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...and now a word from our sponsor, Formaldehyde Freedom

"Anyone can have a toxic asset but not everyone has a toxic trailer...."

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:32 | 3212423 XitSam
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All right, who's the wise guy that's recharging their electric car?

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 01:06 | 3212576 Lore
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My thought as well:

"Your new SMART METER has determined that you have exceeded your allotted Peak Period electricity consumption for this month."

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 07:22 | 3212747 GetZeeGold
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They had to let them install it......or they would have gone to jail.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:36 | 3212543 Michelle
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We're all black or at the very least not white.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:03 | 3212348 Skateboarder
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Caption contest? My entry would be:

"Enjoy the left side.. you're going to be seeing a lot more of the right side.

<3,
The Future"

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:13 | 3212379 zerozulu
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Dark Orleans

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:03 | 3212347 papaswamp
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that is called a vagina...

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:16 | 3212388 Pure Evil
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And, it smells fishy, no?

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:48 | 3212296 Mr Pink
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Dang it Cletus! You gotta unplug the bug zapper when you're deep frying squirrels!

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:42 | 3212554 TideFighter
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This blackout brought to you by Solyndra. 

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 08:15 | 3212786 Mister Ponzi
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Malaysian betting syndicates also active in the U.S.?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/1999/feb/13/vivekchaudhary

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 01:24 | 3212603 mmanvil74
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Starting with a single rain drop, and doubling by volume every minute, how many minutes until the entire Super Bowl is under water?

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 03:37 | 3212667 bobthehorse
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I drove to my poor old mother's house.

I asked her if there was any hope.

She hit me in the head with a can of sardines.

Bitch.

http://www.angrysinner.blogspot.kr/2013/02/yesterday-i-hiked-ten-miles-through.html

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 08:16 | 3212787 Ralph Spoilsport
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Why does the Porridge Bird lay its egg in the air?

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:33 | 3212238 1C3-N1N3
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Brought to you by Yankee Candle Company.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:14 | 3212511 The Gooch
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Yankee Scandal Company.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:33 | 3212239 TonyCoitus
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Bullish!

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:33 | 3212241 deerhunter
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Green Energy,,,, ????   Na,,,,,  bushes fault. 

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:36 | 3212246 Jason T
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They're letting us know we're half way there to a new Dark Age

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:59 | 3212331 TotalCarp
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USSA.. the new Potemkin village.. all facade and nothing behind it

 

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:05 | 3212350 papaswamp
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US Skeet Shooting association?...oh my bad ... that would be USSSA....

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:24 | 3212403 logicalman
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Fur coat.

No knickers!

 

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:36 | 3212249 A Lunatic
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Anyone sitting in that stadium didn't have any lights on to begin with..........

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:50 | 3212463 The Gooch
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Beyonce's tape deck shorted out.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 08:00 | 3212772 GetZeeGold
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I would have preferred a wardrobe malfunction.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:40 | 3212254 JustObserving
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They hate us for our football.  

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:37 | 3212256 stant
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prince of darkness strikes super bowl

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 08:01 | 3212775 GetZeeGold
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The satanic references finally got his attention.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:37 | 3212257 ThatGuyEhler
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This moment brought to you by Al Gore.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 08:04 | 3212778 GetZeeGold
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You do realize we were a hanging chad from that guy being leader of the free world.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:37 | 3212258 joeshump
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Same thing happening to the players' brains.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:38 | 3212260 vaft
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Lights went out? There's an app for that.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:02 | 3212336 erg
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Everybody use their phones to bathe the field in its' eldritch, nacre glow.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:38 | 3212262 HD
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Ben powered on the printer for Sunday night futures...

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:38 | 3212263 Bad Attitude
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The New Normal.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:39 | 3212267 Intoxicologist
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Wouldn't go ordering any hot dogs on that dim side of the stadium.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:42 | 3212276 ihedgemyhedges
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Exactly, that's where the San Francisco fans are..................

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:06 | 3212307 knukles
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Lewenski Hot Dog Warmer Company.
Male and female models now availabe.
No returns, trade ins or store credits, all sales final.
EBT cards accepted.
FDA approved.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:42 | 3212275 Jeremy Roenick
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The message brought to you by the Coal Industry....

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 07:46 | 3212755 GetZeeGold
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Worth another Nobel Prize for our glorious leader.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:44 | 3212279 MrX
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once you go black, you sit and wait.....all super like

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:43 | 3212280 Ralph Spoilsport
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StuxNet visits New Orleans.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:43 | 3212281 scatterbrains
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Well if the SF book cut the power in an attempt to shift the momentum then the Raven book needs to lay a mortar round into the stadium otherwise they are straight up pussies as far as I give a shit

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:43 | 3212282 christofay
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The haves and the have nots

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:44 | 3212284 SillySalesmanQu...
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The power of EBT cards.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:47 | 3212288 rehypothecator
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Green Energy: Gateway to the 1800s.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:47 | 3212289 dognamedabu
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Fema camp trial run.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:48 | 3212290 MrX
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mercedes aren't built like they used to be

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:55 | 3212291 AssFire
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OMG, Get my children away from those food workers.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:48 | 3212293 JuicedGamma
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Katrina redux.

 

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:20 | 3212519 toady
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I get very sad when I think about what those people did to the superdome.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:49 | 3212295 Lore
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Counterterrorism officials suspect a militant group with ties to Al Qaeda.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:48 | 3212297 LongSoupLine
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Call fucking Bernanke to print more fucking lights fast!!!!

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:48 | 3212299 MrX
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I blame Tesla

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:25 | 3212404 fourchan
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can you blame someone who never gets any credit?

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:48 | 3212452 MrX
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....no, I am referring to the band tesla, they couldn't read the signs and their hair got caught in the mechanical resonance....and I was like do this, don't do that, can't you read the signs????...so yeah, I pretty much blame them

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 08:06 | 3212779 GetZeeGold
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Tesla had the brains.....Edison had the PR.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 08:23 | 3212797 Ralph Spoilsport
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And the Five Man Electrical Band (formerly The Staccatos) only had that one hit in the US. Tesla covered "Signs" but without the fuzz tone guitar it lacked very much something.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:49 | 3212301 trip kitchen
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Now the NFL has two Candlestick parks

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:53 | 3212312 AssFire
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nice

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:38 | 3212548 malek
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+1 winner

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:49 | 3212302 sunnyside
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Brownie's doing a great job!

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:59 | 3212304 MrX
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I wanted a bud dark

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:52 | 3212309 MrX
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just another sign we have hit "peak photons"

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:53 | 3212311 HD
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I hope all those people in the dark thought ahead and brought scissors -  just in case.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:53 | 3212315 tnquake
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Is that Ray "Chocolate City" Nagin at the light switch?

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:01 | 3212489 The Gooch
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No. He's in between the union switch-turner-onner and the NFL commisssioner, brokering "a deal".

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:53 | 3212316 sunnyside
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And Ray Lewis jumps in his limo

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:54 | 3212318 Mister Minsk
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The ghost of Katrina is alive and well...

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:55 | 3212322 Hulk
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A tribute to Don Meredith gone horribly wrong...

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 07:45 | 3212758 S5936
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Perfect !

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:59 | 3212334 kdervin
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Only a CBS procedural crime drama can solve this!

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:00 | 3212338 MrX
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I told them installing the Clapper switch made little to no sense in a stadium setting

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:01 | 3212340 recidivist
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Powerful voodoo reverses Ravens mojo

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:02 | 3212342 MrX
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....and now back to our regularly scheduled zeitgiest

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:09 | 3212361 papaswamp
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this would never happen in Rome...amateurs!

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:02 | 3212343 Anusocracy
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Terrorist electrons.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:24 | 3212402 Skateboarder
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War on Electrons.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:02 | 3212344 Dre4dwolf
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China turned the power off because Obama didn't pay the bill.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:03 | 3212346 MrX
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yo dog, this never happens at the puppy bowl

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:04 | 3212349 Zer0head
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Ray Nagin comments on the Superdome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d06LvCboKrU

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:05 | 3212352 MrX
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DHS supsects ties to Union Labor

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:20 | 3212399 Raymond K Hessel
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That makes opposite sense

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:06 | 3212354 papaswamp
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hump the beer girl on the power board....bzzzzzt! she is that good....

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:08 | 3212355 Yen Cross
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 Fantasy Football.  This shit is a joke!  { ESPN unloaded -channel 3}

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:56 | 3212356 Dre4dwolf
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0:51 322 Skull and Bones On the Two Players Numbers 

and again

0:52 

On the clock 

322 Skill and bones.

 

 

Why was the video removed right after I posted about 322 Skull and Bones lol?

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:08 | 3212358 MrX
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I can't feel my head!!!  Oh wait....there it is.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:09 | 3212360 MrX
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Never stare directly into the bullshit

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:11 | 3212366 zerozulu
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USA 2016

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:11 | 3212368 NoWayJose
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OK Kanye, Beyonce's halftime show was the best one ever. Now please don't pull that other plug out too...

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:13 | 3212378 hooligan2009
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would be better if she played to the teenagers in LA...superbowl is designed for this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlejfA5NCbQ

or ..with helicopters

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsmXLGKdkW4

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:11 | 3212370 hooligan2009
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stadium announcement by ron paul..."sigh, will everyone please check their wallets"

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:11 | 3212371 q99x2
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Maybe the light was part of an export contract to China.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:12 | 3212372 MrX
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Murphy's Law will be performing for the 3rd Inning Stretch

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:12 | 3212374 chindit13
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"Oh say I can't see, by the dog gone damn lights...."

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:14 | 3212384 sunkencities
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Xinhua reports Superbowl power consumption increases 2.3%

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:27 | 3212410 TheFourthStooge-ing
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US 'american' citizenism, best way to win a consumption game. Hallmark of expansionists.

The second thing is that saving is the losing way in a consumption game. Savers are only sparing resources that the other players are going consume right now.

And it is how it unfolded.

But hey, it is well known, US citizens are problem solvers.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 08:30 | 3212808 Ralph Spoilsport
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Alas, we'll just have to bear with it. American citizenism citizens are all thrown under the train of consumerist consuming consumerism and then blobbed up against the wall of science of resource depletionizing depletionism. Made me laugh.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:15 | 3212386 the grateful un...
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the best team was winning (no partisanship here) but if the score gets too lopsided a lot of advertising will be wasted! so turn out the lights and notify the referees, this is supposed to be a CLOSE game, one that keeps the sheeple glued to their seats!!

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:42 | 3212556 Northern Lights
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Very insightful seeing as in the first 4 minutes after the lights came back on, SF came back with 20 points to make it a 5 point game.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:16 | 3212387 MrX
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I think I swallowed one of my eyeballs

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:16 | 3212389 Jab Cross Hook
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Brought to you in SeauVision.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:18 | 3212391 MrX
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we can put a man on the moon but we can't put a moon on The Man

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:34 | 3212431 Bad Attitude
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We put a man on the moon in 1968. That's ancient history - it was done by a bunch of old white guys.

Today, we live for social justice. Forward!

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:58 | 3212476 MrX
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I think there were a couple monkeys on that space team if I remember correctly, but let's not split hairs.  

Justified socialism...social justice.....legalized pot....potted plants...its all 3 sides of the same moon monkey.

...what the hell was I talking about....oh yeah, its not the guns that kill people, its those pesky bullets

 

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:19 | 3212394 Wakanda
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One side of the breaker box is powered by the Mississippi River and the water is loooooow.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:19 | 3212396 Me_Myself_and_I
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Black and white, neatly divided from each other.

This could be New Orleans.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:27 | 3212406 MrX
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the preceding power outage has been brought to you by Zero Hedge, the world's foremost innovator in real time caption contests

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:28 | 3212413 U4 eee aaa
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It has been reported that the government has taken over the administration of super bowl lighting. They are going to guarantee........uhhhh......never mind

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:29 | 3212416 MrX
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does this darkness make me look fat?

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:22 | 3212525 Arkadaba
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lmao!

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:30 | 3212418 token
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God Damn Aluminum wiring.  Why in the hell didn't we pigtail with copper replacement?

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:31 | 3212420 Intoxicologist
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Everybody sing along!

When the lights go down in the city, and the sun shines on the b....hey!  Wrong city.  Never mind.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:32 | 3212421 EclecticParrot
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Powered by Solyndra  (to reconnect, please desposit another $1Billion)

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:33 | 3212429 Mugatu
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"Brought to you by Carls Jr"

"Brought to you by Carls Jr"

"Brought to you by Carls Jr"

"Brought to you by Carls Jr"

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:45 | 3212562 Michelle
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Second half lighting brought to you by Iran's nuclear program.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:34 | 3212434 Jab Cross Hook
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Wonder if the pickpockets crawled from the mouldings in the confusion?  Any couples duck away and join the Below Sea Level Club?

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:35 | 3212437 MrX
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....more like Pooper Dome

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:36 | 3212438 MrX
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I just can't believe its not butter

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:39 | 3212440 MrX
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that blackout had to pay $500,000 for each 30 second interval of publicity....but it is the most famous blackout in the world right now, so kudos to you markeing genius blackout

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:40 | 3212448 EclecticParrot
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California State Motto:  "Bankruptcy has its privileges."

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:42 | 3212450 Spigot
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Anonymous: "We have deemed American Football too violent, so in order to show you our absolute power, we are turning off ALL the lights at the Superbowl...er, ummm, SOME of the lights at the SuperBowl."

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:44 | 3212457 Never One Roach
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In those 7 minutes of darkness:

 

8 people were stabbed;

84 people were mugged;

2 shot;

and 6 are still missing.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:11 | 3212502 MrX
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and 1 Billion people took a moment to ponder NFL marketing....the pinnacle of branding and a masterpiece of collective testosterone psychosis resulting in the transfer of incredible amounts of money to the architects and actors......who always seem to get communites to build them "free" stadiums

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:21 | 3212516 IridiumRebel
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......in Chicago.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 01:16 | 3212591 ebworthen
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And at leat 5 babies made in the nosebleed bleachers on the dark side.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 11:31 | 3213323 Agent P
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Yeah, but of the 8 people stabbed, Ray Lewis was only responsible for three of them.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:51 | 3212466 1eyedman
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worst superbowl ever, lets get out of here.....no! leave those on!

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:56 | 3212474 the grateful un...
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time for Beyonce to hip-sync a few lap dances on the sidelines

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:34 | 3212541 Michelle
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Wouldn't you love those thighs wrapped tight around your neck?

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:44 | 3212559 JohnG
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Yes I would!!  Yep!

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:57 | 3212477 mt paul
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NFL

no fcking lights....

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:59 | 3212482 hooligan2009
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ho ho ho...the ravens are world champions! (only played in one country?)

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:04 | 3212495 azzhatter
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Corzine sharing a cell with ray lewis horny would be nice

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