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Someone, somewhere will surely blame the upcoming Q1 GDP miss on what just happened in New Orleans.

Before and after:

.. and in real time:

 


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Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:31 | Link to Comment Top_Kill
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Bushes Fault!

 

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:36 | Link to Comment Looney
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Fuck! It's dark in here... and smells like fish!  ;-)

Looney

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:37 | Link to Comment ihedgemyhedges
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Bush/Cheney on the L, Obama/Biden on the R

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:39 | Link to Comment AssFire
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"Tyronne & Lattimore, smile so I can sees ya"

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:42 | Link to Comment HoofHearted
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Oooh oooh, someone please tell me that they broke some glass when that happened.

Love, Paulie K.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:49 | Link to Comment THX 1178
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When the economy crashes, it happens instantly. It takes a long time to get it back on line... all the while people are standing around going WT actual F is happening?????

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:54 | Link to Comment Stackers
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half the lights go out - nothing happens

all the lights go out - ????

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:59 | Link to Comment Pure Evil
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Luke, come to the dark side of the stadium.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:56 | Link to Comment Spirit Of Truth
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"Hey....it's New Orleans..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raB2e6KMsgM

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:59 | Link to Comment flacon
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When do we get to start killing people? This  *is* New Orleans, right?

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:08 | Link to Comment flacon
Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:21 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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 "Just Kidding"

~ Jonny [from Airplane]

~~~

BTW ~ francis_sawyer is ON RECORD [here at ZH] for giving everybody:

- Ravens (+400) on the Money Line vs. Denver

- Ravens (+400) on the Money Line vs. New England

- Ravens (+175) on the Money Line vs. SF

~~~

Ummm ~ that's a '28' bagger on the parlay... [Good luck with the the rest of you ~ I hope you make your years]... I made mine by Groundhog Day...

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 07:16 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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Solar power brought to you by Solyndra.....who the hell scheduled this game at night?

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 09:07 | Link to Comment Momauguin Joe
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When the Circus Maximus of all American Bread and Circuses goes kaput, you know that a 4th rate Banana Republic is at hand.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:02 | Link to Comment FEDbuster
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"Pay the God damn electric bill, or we will shut the whole damn building down!"  Entergy Bill Collector

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:18 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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...and now a word from our sponsor, Formaldehyde Freedom

"Anyone can have a toxic asset but not everyone has a toxic trailer...."

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:32 | Link to Comment XitSam
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All right, who's the wise guy that's recharging their electric car?

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 01:06 | Link to Comment Lore
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My thought as well:

"Your new SMART METER has determined that you have exceeded your allotted Peak Period electricity consumption for this month."

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 07:22 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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They had to let them install it......or they would have gone to jail.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:36 | Link to Comment Michelle
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We're all black or at the very least not white.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:03 | Link to Comment Skateboarder
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Caption contest? My entry would be:

"Enjoy the left side.. you're going to be seeing a lot more of the right side.

<3,
The Future"

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:13 | Link to Comment zerozulu
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Dark Orleans

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:03 | Link to Comment papaswamp
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that is called a vagina...

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:16 | Link to Comment Pure Evil
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And, it smells fishy, no?

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:48 | Link to Comment Mr Pink
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Dang it Cletus! You gotta unplug the bug zapper when you're deep frying squirrels!

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:42 | Link to Comment TideFighter
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This blackout brought to you by Solyndra. 

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 08:15 | Link to Comment Mister Ponzi
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Malaysian betting syndicates also active in the U.S.?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/1999/feb/13/vivekchaudhary

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 01:24 | Link to Comment mmanvil74
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Starting with a single rain drop, and doubling by volume every minute, how many minutes until the entire Super Bowl is under water?

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 03:37 | Link to Comment bobthehorse
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I drove to my poor old mother's house.

I asked her if there was any hope.

She hit me in the head with a can of sardines.

Bitch.

http://www.angrysinner.blogspot.kr/2013/02/yesterday-i-hiked-ten-miles-through.html

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 08:16 | Link to Comment Ralph Spoilsport
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Why does the Porridge Bird lay its egg in the air?

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:33 | Link to Comment 1C3-N1N3
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Brought to you by Yankee Candle Company.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:14 | Link to Comment The Gooch
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Yankee Scandal Company.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:33 | Link to Comment TonyCoitus
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Bullish!

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:33 | Link to Comment deerhunter
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Green Energy,,,, ????   Na,,,,,  bushes fault. 

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:36 | Link to Comment Jason T
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They're letting us know we're half way there to a new Dark Age

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:59 | Link to Comment TotalCarp
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USSA.. the new Potemkin village.. all facade and nothing behind it

 

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:05 | Link to Comment papaswamp
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US Skeet Shooting association?...oh my bad ... that would be USSSA....

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:24 | Link to Comment logicalman
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Fur coat.

No knickers!

 

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:36 | Link to Comment A Lunatic
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Anyone sitting in that stadium didn't have any lights on to begin with..........

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:50 | Link to Comment The Gooch
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Beyonce's tape deck shorted out.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 08:00 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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I would have preferred a wardrobe malfunction.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:40 | Link to Comment JustObserving
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They hate us for our football.  

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:37 | Link to Comment stant
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prince of darkness strikes super bowl

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 08:01 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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The satanic references finally got his attention.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:37 | Link to Comment ThatGuyEhler
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This moment brought to you by Al Gore.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 08:04 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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You do realize we were a hanging chad from that guy being leader of the free world.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:37 | Link to Comment joeshump
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Same thing happening to the players' brains.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:38 | Link to Comment vaft
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Lights went out? There's an app for that.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:02 | Link to Comment erg
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Everybody use their phones to bathe the field in its' eldritch, nacre glow.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:38 | Link to Comment HD
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Ben powered on the printer for Sunday night futures...

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:38 | Link to Comment Bad Attitude
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The New Normal.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:39 | Link to Comment Intoxicologist
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Wouldn't go ordering any hot dogs on that dim side of the stadium.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:42 | Link to Comment ihedgemyhedges
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Exactly, that's where the San Francisco fans are..................

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:06 | Link to Comment knukles
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Lewenski Hot Dog Warmer Company.
Male and female models now availabe.
No returns, trade ins or store credits, all sales final.
EBT cards accepted.
FDA approved.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:42 | Link to Comment Jeremy Roenick
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The message brought to you by the Coal Industry....

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 07:46 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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Worth another Nobel Prize for our glorious leader.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:44 | Link to Comment MrX
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once you go black, you sit and wait.....all super like

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:43 | Link to Comment Ralph Spoilsport
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StuxNet visits New Orleans.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:43 | Link to Comment scatterbrains
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Well if the SF book cut the power in an attempt to shift the momentum then the Raven book needs to lay a mortar round into the stadium otherwise they are straight up pussies as far as I give a shit

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:43 | Link to Comment christofay
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The haves and the have nots

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:44 | Link to Comment SillySalesmanQu...
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The power of EBT cards.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:47 | Link to Comment rehypothecator
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Green Energy: Gateway to the 1800s.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:47 | Link to Comment dognamedabu
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Fema camp trial run.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:48 | Link to Comment MrX
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mercedes aren't built like they used to be

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:55 | Link to Comment AssFire
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OMG, Get my children away from those food workers.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:48 | Link to Comment JuicedGamma
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Katrina redux.

 

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:20 | Link to Comment toady
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I get very sad when I think about what those people did to the superdome.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:49 | Link to Comment Lore
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Counterterrorism officials suspect a militant group with ties to Al Qaeda.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:48 | Link to Comment LongSoupLine
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Call fucking Bernanke to print more fucking lights fast!!!!

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:48 | Link to Comment MrX
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I blame Tesla

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:25 | Link to Comment fourchan
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can you blame someone who never gets any credit?

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:48 | Link to Comment MrX
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....no, I am referring to the band tesla, they couldn't read the signs and their hair got caught in the mechanical resonance....and I was like do this, don't do that, can't you read the signs????...so yeah, I pretty much blame them

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 08:06 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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Tesla had the brains.....Edison had the PR.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 08:23 | Link to Comment Ralph Spoilsport
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And the Five Man Electrical Band (formerly The Staccatos) only had that one hit in the US. Tesla covered "Signs" but without the fuzz tone guitar it lacked very much something.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:49 | Link to Comment trip kitchen
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Now the NFL has two Candlestick parks

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:53 | Link to Comment AssFire
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nice

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:38 | Link to Comment malek
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+1 winner

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:49 | Link to Comment sunnyside
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Brownie's doing a great job!

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:59 | Link to Comment MrX
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I wanted a bud dark

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:52 | Link to Comment MrX
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just another sign we have hit "peak photons"

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:53 | Link to Comment HD
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I hope all those people in the dark thought ahead and brought scissors -  just in case.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:53 | Link to Comment tnquake
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Is that Ray "Chocolate City" Nagin at the light switch?

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:01 | Link to Comment The Gooch
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No. He's in between the union switch-turner-onner and the NFL commisssioner, brokering "a deal".

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:53 | Link to Comment sunnyside
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And Ray Lewis jumps in his limo

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:54 | Link to Comment Mister Minsk
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The ghost of Katrina is alive and well...

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:55 | Link to Comment Hulk
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A tribute to Don Meredith gone horribly wrong...

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 07:45 | Link to Comment S5936
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Perfect !

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:59 | Link to Comment kdervin
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Only a CBS procedural crime drama can solve this!

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:00 | Link to Comment MrX
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I told them installing the Clapper switch made little to no sense in a stadium setting

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:01 | Link to Comment recidivist
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Powerful voodoo reverses Ravens mojo

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:02 | Link to Comment MrX
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....and now back to our regularly scheduled zeitgiest

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:09 | Link to Comment papaswamp
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this would never happen in Rome...amateurs!

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:02 | Link to Comment Anusocracy
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Terrorist electrons.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:24 | Link to Comment Skateboarder
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War on Electrons.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:02 | Link to Comment Dre4dwolf
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China turned the power off because Obama didn't pay the bill.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:03 | Link to Comment MrX
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yo dog, this never happens at the puppy bowl

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:04 | Link to Comment Zer0head
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Ray Nagin comments on the Superdome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d06LvCboKrU

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:05 | Link to Comment MrX
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DHS supsects ties to Union Labor

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:20 | Link to Comment Raymond K Hessel
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That makes opposite sense

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:06 | Link to Comment papaswamp
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hump the beer girl on the power board....bzzzzzt! she is that good....

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:08 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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 Fantasy Football.  This shit is a joke!  { ESPN unloaded -channel 3}

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:56 | Link to Comment Dre4dwolf
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0:51 322 Skull and Bones On the Two Players Numbers 

and again

0:52 

On the clock 

322 Skill and bones.

 

 

Why was the video removed right after I posted about 322 Skull and Bones lol?

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:08 | Link to Comment MrX
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I can't feel my head!!!  Oh wait....there it is.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:09 | Link to Comment MrX
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Never stare directly into the bullshit

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:11 | Link to Comment zerozulu
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USA 2016

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:11 | Link to Comment NoWayJose
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OK Kanye, Beyonce's halftime show was the best one ever. Now please don't pull that other plug out too...

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:13 | Link to Comment hooligan2009
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would be better if she played to the teenagers in LA...superbowl is designed for this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlejfA5NCbQ

or ..with helicopters

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsmXLGKdkW4

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:11 | Link to Comment hooligan2009
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stadium announcement by ron paul..."sigh, will everyone please check their wallets"

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:11 | Link to Comment q99x2
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Maybe the light was part of an export contract to China.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:12 | Link to Comment MrX
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Murphy's Law will be performing for the 3rd Inning Stretch

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:12 | Link to Comment chindit13
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"Oh say I can't see, by the dog gone damn lights...."

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:14 | Link to Comment sunkencities
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Xinhua reports Superbowl power consumption increases 2.3%

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:27 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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US 'american' citizenism, best way to win a consumption game. Hallmark of expansionists.

The second thing is that saving is the losing way in a consumption game. Savers are only sparing resources that the other players are going consume right now.

And it is how it unfolded.

But hey, it is well known, US citizens are problem solvers.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 08:30 | Link to Comment Ralph Spoilsport
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Alas, we'll just have to bear with it. American citizenism citizens are all thrown under the train of consumerist consuming consumerism and then blobbed up against the wall of science of resource depletionizing depletionism. Made me laugh.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:15 | Link to Comment the grateful un...
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the best team was winning (no partisanship here) but if the score gets too lopsided a lot of advertising will be wasted! so turn out the lights and notify the referees, this is supposed to be a CLOSE game, one that keeps the sheeple glued to their seats!!

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:42 | Link to Comment Northern Lights
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Very insightful seeing as in the first 4 minutes after the lights came back on, SF came back with 20 points to make it a 5 point game.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:16 | Link to Comment MrX
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I think I swallowed one of my eyeballs

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:16 | Link to Comment Jab Cross Hook
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Brought to you in SeauVision.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:18 | Link to Comment MrX
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we can put a man on the moon but we can't put a moon on The Man

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:34 | Link to Comment Bad Attitude
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We put a man on the moon in 1968. That's ancient history - it was done by a bunch of old white guys.

Today, we live for social justice. Forward!

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:58 | Link to Comment MrX
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I think there were a couple monkeys on that space team if I remember correctly, but let's not split hairs.  

Justified socialism...social justice.....legalized pot....potted plants...its all 3 sides of the same moon monkey.

...what the hell was I talking about....oh yeah, its not the guns that kill people, its those pesky bullets

 

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:19 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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One side of the breaker box is powered by the Mississippi River and the water is loooooow.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:19 | Link to Comment Me_Myself_and_I
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Black and white, neatly divided from each other.

This could be New Orleans.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:27 | Link to Comment MrX
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the preceding power outage has been brought to you by Zero Hedge, the world's foremost innovator in real time caption contests

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:28 | Link to Comment U4 eee aaa
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It has been reported that the government has taken over the administration of super bowl lighting. They are going to guarantee........uhhhh......never mind

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:29 | Link to Comment MrX
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does this darkness make me look fat?

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:22 | Link to Comment Arkadaba
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lmao!

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:30 | Link to Comment token
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God Damn Aluminum wiring.  Why in the hell didn't we pigtail with copper replacement?

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:31 | Link to Comment Intoxicologist
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Everybody sing along!

When the lights go down in the city, and the sun shines on the b....hey!  Wrong city.  Never mind.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:32 | Link to Comment EclecticParrot
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Powered by Solyndra  (to reconnect, please desposit another $1Billion)

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:33 | Link to Comment Mugatu
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"Brought to you by Carls Jr"

"Brought to you by Carls Jr"

"Brought to you by Carls Jr"

"Brought to you by Carls Jr"

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:45 | Link to Comment Michelle
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Second half lighting brought to you by Iran's nuclear program.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:34 | Link to Comment Jab Cross Hook
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Wonder if the pickpockets crawled from the mouldings in the confusion?  Any couples duck away and join the Below Sea Level Club?

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:35 | Link to Comment MrX
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....more like Pooper Dome

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:36 | Link to Comment MrX
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I just can't believe its not butter

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:39 | Link to Comment MrX
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that blackout had to pay $500,000 for each 30 second interval of publicity....but it is the most famous blackout in the world right now, so kudos to you markeing genius blackout

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:40 | Link to Comment EclecticParrot
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California State Motto:  "Bankruptcy has its privileges."

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:42 | Link to Comment Spigot
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Anonymous: "We have deemed American Football too violent, so in order to show you our absolute power, we are turning off ALL the lights at the Superbowl...er, ummm, SOME of the lights at the SuperBowl."

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:44 | Link to Comment Never One Roach
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In those 7 minutes of darkness:

 

8 people were stabbed;

84 people were mugged;

2 shot;

and 6 are still missing.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:11 | Link to Comment MrX
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and 1 Billion people took a moment to ponder NFL marketing....the pinnacle of branding and a masterpiece of collective testosterone psychosis resulting in the transfer of incredible amounts of money to the architects and actors......who always seem to get communites to build them "free" stadiums

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:21 | Link to Comment IridiumRebel
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......in Chicago.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 01:16 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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And at leat 5 babies made in the nosebleed bleachers on the dark side.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 11:31 | Link to Comment Agent P
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Yeah, but of the 8 people stabbed, Ray Lewis was only responsible for three of them.

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:51 | Link to Comment 1eyedman
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worst superbowl ever, lets get out of here.....no! leave those on!

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:56 | Link to Comment the grateful un...
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time for Beyonce to hip-sync a few lap dances on the sidelines

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:34 | Link to Comment Michelle
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Wouldn't you love those thighs wrapped tight around your neck?

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:44 | Link to Comment JohnG
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Yes I would!!  Yep!

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:57 | Link to Comment mt paul
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NFL

no fcking lights....

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:59 | Link to Comment hooligan2009
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ho ho ho...the ravens are world champions! (only played in one country?)

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 00:04 | Link to Comment azzhatter
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Corzine sharing a cell with ray lewis horny would be nice

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