Mariano Rajoy's Mindblowing Defense: "It Is All Untrue, Except For Some Things"

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In case there was any doubt that the European circus could get any more ridiculous, here comes Spain's uber-unpopular Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy, already embroiled in a massive kickback political scandal, with a quote that just blows everyone away: "I repeat what I said Saturday: everything that has been said about me and my colleagues in the party is untrue, except for some things that have been published by some media outlets." And scene as your frontal lobe explodes.

From El Pais:

Answering reporters’ questions for the first time since details emerged late last week about an alleged slush fund his Popular Party (PP) controlled, Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy said on Monday in Berlin that all the information that has been published by the media “is untrue — except for some things.”


The somewhat confusing statement came during a question-and-answer session Rajoy held alongside German Chancellor Angela Merkel following their meeting to discuss Spain’s economy and the reforms being carried out by his government.


“I repeat what I said Saturday: everything that has been said about me and my colleagues in the party is untrue, except for some things that have been published by some media outlets,” the 57-year-old prime minister said.


The conservative leader did not clarify what things he believes are false, nor did he answer a Spanish reporter’s question as to who he or his party plan on suing for alleging that many officials, including himself, were given bonuses from a secret fund on top of their regular salaries.




On Saturday, Rajoy appeared before the cameras to refute the allegations, but reporters were kept in a separate room and not allowed to ask the prime minister any questions.


A visibly upset Merkel had to respond on two occasions to questions about the ongoing corruption cases in Spain, including an uncomfortable mention about illegal financing in her conservative Christian Democratic Union in 1999, when Helmut Kohl was leader. At one point she tried to avoid answering a reporter’s question on whether she was concerned about Spanish corruption.


“What is important is the relationship between the two governments,” she said.


Meanwhile, more PP officials have come forward to acknowledge the information contained in Bárcenas’ bookkeeping. Santiago Abascal, a former PP member of the provincial parliament in Álava, whose name appears as receiving two million pesetas [about 12,000 euros] in 1999, said he asked the party for the money after his business was attacked by terrorists. “I told the party that I couldn’t make ends meet and they gave me two million pesetas,” he said.

Luckily, while it is governed by pathological liars, Spain would never lie about its Services PMI number, the key reason for the overnight 100 pips and Dow Jones futures move higher.

The best news: Europe is truly "fixed", if only in the football game context.

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GetZeeGold's picture



It's only true if you see it on tee vee.

Harlequin001's picture

Nope, still don't see any problem here...

TotalCarp's picture

Until pitchforks come out the truth shall not..

Middle_Finger_Market's picture

Europe is up, only because it is not down. Do you SEE?? 

TotalCarp's picture

That is indeed the logic du jour, i do agree 

Stackers's picture

Hey, maybe Mario knows what the meaning of "IS" is.

TruthInSunshine's picture

 "...except for some things that have been published by some media outlets,” the 57-year-old prime minister said.


Translation:  "...except for most things that have been published by most media outlets."

Manthong's picture

We should expect no more from him that we do from our own politicians and statesmen.

It’s like votes from John Kerry.. as long as he acted in good faith except for when he acted against it, everything is alright.

TruthInSunshine's picture
Jean-Claude Juncker TRIBUTE Video

Featuring his greatest hits, such as: "When it becomes serious, you have to lie." (Wenn es ernst wird, muss man lügen)

pods's picture

I just cannot believe he doubled down on stupid.


Muppet Pimp's picture

"When it becomes serious, you have to take kickbacks"

- M Rajoy

HoofHearted's picture

Seriously, honey, I never touched her. Well, except her breasts, her vagina, and then my penis in her mouth. 

Love, Bill Clinton

TruthInSunshine's picture

Other Famous "Wisdom" Du Jour.


  • "There's never been a better time to buy a home."  NAR
  • "Just the tip. I promise...I'm in love with you, baby."  -  Name Unknown
rotagen's picture

"My facts are never wrong.  And when I say never, I mean they often are"  Jiminy Glick.

jubber's picture

IBEX only up 220 points on the back of that!!!  Can you believe this shit casino

From Germany With Love's picture

Stop spreading these myths about Europe on the internet or else Brussels will need to pay special attention to you through our brand spanking new internet polit commissars. /sarc

CPL's picture

Yes, they will agressively fill out a form and take 14 weeks off with pay.

Take that!

From Germany With Love's picture

You're probably just another one of those "EU public servants to become a Twitter troll in office hours"...  all of you are!

shovelhead's picture

Nigel Farage is a bed wetter.

Check please.

From Germany With Love's picture

We'll pay you in Euros as soon as Super-Mario hits ctrl+p.

EscapeKey's picture

Yes, I can.

The equity market rise has nothing to do with the peasants.

Killtruck's picture

I did not have sex with that woman...except all of those times I did.

GetZeeGold's picture



....because you really can't classify them as women yet - The Hon. U.S. Sen. Robert Menendez 


EscapeKey's picture

At least Clinton used his power to fuck someone.

I have the feeling that plenty of bureaucrats just like to feel powerful, as they're sadly lacking in the penis department. And that counts for both men and women.

francis_sawyer's picture

How many bitcoins does it require to actually "feel the power" cursing through you?

EscapeKey's picture

what a sad little man you are


francis_sawyer's picture

Darn... I was hoping for a straight answer... My hypothesis was that you would need only one because they are going to Pluto!


& besides ~ How could I possibly be sad?... ZH is a non-stop comedy reel!...

francis_sawyer's picture

Yeah ~ I'd better stop... francis_sawyer is singlehandedly ruining the future of bitcoin for everybody... Sorry...

LongSoupLine's picture

Well, that's worth +10 fucking ES easily.

Fuck you Rajoy. May the Unemployeded youth in your fucking corrupt country put a fucking pitchfork up your fucking criminal dick hiding ass, you fucking prick. That goes for the rest of your EU fucking asshole crony shitheads too.

Kaiser Sousa's picture

Hey Soup -

good morning...nothing like a word from you to get me on the "good foot" for the day...

cheers and stay real homeboy...

tango's picture

Oh come off it.  Graft and European politics are as old as the continent.  People don't give a rat's ass if he took some kickbacks.  In fact, most Spainards would think he's a fool for not doing it.  This is absolutely nothing new and certainly not something to get all worked about.  It's the way things are done in Espana. 

francis_sawyer's picture

It depends on what the definition of the word 'is' is...

WaEver's picture

it doesn't matter until it matters only then it won't matter anymore as it should have mattered before.


Sudden Debt's picture


besides the penetration part...

hooligan2009's picture

"blow me" says bill " i did not stain that womans dress" clinton..


Shevva's picture

As someone commented earlier, put this into law enforcement language. No I did not shot all those people, just the ones I meant.

Be intresting to see how Twatter is used when the lynchings start. Long Twats if thats your thing.

agent default's picture

When the going gets tough, you have to lie.  Europe as usual.

Global Hunter's picture

A common thief couldn't use that excuse in court "I didn't steal anything that you allege I did...except for some things" and get away with it.

This is getting beyond absurd.

williambanzai7's picture

What does Beyonce think?

hooligan2009's picture

you think rajoy is wearing black panties too?

williambanzai7's picture

I suspect he is wearing a Spiderman Euro speedos.

hooligan2009's picture

so.....rajoy is spiderman, that means merkel is wonderwoman...draghi is superman (think glasses)...wen jiabao is PSY (think gangnam style, heh) ..cameron is the joker.. monti is the shadow...and lagarde is cat woman!

tango's picture

Who is Obama?  The incredible shrinking man?