Bernanke Responds To RBS' Libor Manipulation Charges

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55 men's picture

AND he is good at it!

Dr. Richard Head's picture

until he isn't.  Soon I hope.

Boris Alatovkrap's picture

Boris is to ready with torches and forks!

Boris Alatovkrap's picture

No, careless tweeter congressman is not to invite.

redpill's picture

In USSA, market manipulates YOU!

Boris Alatovkrap's picture

Ah, now you are learn Soviet Speak! In Russia, citizen does not watch television, television watch citizen.

AGuy's picture

In Russia, citizen does not watch television, television watch citizen.

Please! thats nothing, In Amerika, Drones watch citizens and then launch missiles at them! In Amerika, citizens do not read e-mail, Gov't does it for them!

Boris Alatovkrap's picture

In Russia television watch citizen, so Boris is walk in apartment naked (except for ushanka).

BlueStreet's picture

Everyday feels like the Twilight Zone but today has brought it to a whole new level.  This is fucking unbelievable. There literally is no hope for the world.   

Boris Alatovkrap's picture

Friend, cheer yourself, is not so bad... Well, is actual very bad, but is can get much worse. Welcome to Soviet State of Amerika!

EscapeKey's picture

Well, in the grand scheme of things, you will be alone.

When this goes down (and it will), it will be blamed on "speculators", "hoarders", "financial terrorists" (ie anyone who doesn't buy into the official script), etc etc, and as this message will be repeated continuously on TV, even by otherwise pointless wastes of space such as the Kardashian family, 99% of people out there will believe the talking heads.

Better to keep a low profile.

Dr. Engali's picture

They will pit us against each other while they get away with murder and the stupid bleating sheep will fall for it.

geewhiz's picture

just keep your head down and try not to look like grass

mkhs's picture

No, go full retard.   Nobody will mess with a mad dog foaming at the mouth. 

AGuy's picture

"They will pit us against each other while they get away with murder and the stupid bleating sheep will fall for it."

Sadly, that already began years ago.

IridiumRebel's picture




choose wisely

Coldsun's picture




I Bernank'd your options... (made worthless)

IridiumRebel's picture

well played

I have been assimilated

Pure Evil's picture

The problem with people like you is that you don't allow multiple choice. What a bunch of tyrants.

camaro68ss's picture

Bending over the american people and A** raping them with no lube is your preference you a** hat!   

Boris Alatovkrap's picture

Ben is change last name is to "Dover".

Boris Alatovkrap's picture

Anal probe and penetration from bankster is not funny matter.

dick cheneys ghost's picture

Boris, are you related to Yuri Kutshisnuttsoff?

Boris Alatovkrap's picture

No, but is once visit Doctor Turnyurhedankov for prostrate exam.

TruthInSunshine's picture

Doctor Turnyurhedankov is brilliant man educated at Stalingrad Farm Animal Hospital for his pioneering direct intraveneous potato vodka drip for general anethesia during tough times.

Boris Alatovkrap's picture

You are mistake. Advance in Intravenous Vodka Drip is discover of Ivan Tudrinkalot. But true, is discovery in Stalingrad.

THX 1178's picture

Is strong as ten tractors. Twice as smart.

Boris Alatovkrap's picture

Spasibo! You are Boris very friend! Two THX is smart as is Boris!

ToNYC's picture

Mike Hunt was a real clearing guy. I called him all the time. Mikey liked it.

ParkAveFlasher's picture


No wait, I'm full of rage.

philipat's picture

At least we still have a monoply on Precious Metals Manipulation. In assocaition with GS and JPM.

Boris Alatovkrap's picture

No manipulation, PM is price fraud by REhypothecation.

eclectic syncretist's picture

Ben Bernanke responds to criticism he has manipulated stocks.

ToNYC's picture

don't forget silver bells at hongkongshanghaiBC

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

"Oops, was that my out loud voice?" - Bernanke

disabledvet's picture

Did I just say that? Is a line I often repeat (inside my head) as I'm sure almost all who have followed me can attest to. Obviously the simple question of "manipulate in what direction?" comes up since it is the empirical reality that such manipulation is impossible if the economy is in recession (save for the "un-poppable bubble called Treasuries). The question that needs to be asked...and "what happens if prices start to fall again?" cuz answering that means "you have to do your homework" vis a vis the equity market. This Panglossian "market manipulation" tells all who listen that "you don't know squat about stocks or stock markets."

Wakanda's picture

Manipulate this Ben.  (pan down to crotch grab)

camaro68ss's picture

dont do that infront of benny, he likes it.

Wakanda's picture

Maybe he'll print me some FRNs?

unrulian's picture

a bird in the hand is worth a trillion in the bush

SmallerGovNow2's picture

Depends on who's bush (sorry, couldn't help myself)...

hooligan2009's picture

a (gold) bar in the hand is worth more than a trillion (zim) in the bush.