Tim Geithner Joins CFR As "Tireless And Creative Practitioner And Thinker"

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Well that didn't take long. It appears spending time with the family is over-rated (or perhaps they couldn't stand him either) as Turbo Timmy has landed his first post-Treasury gig (Citi next?). The Council of Foreign Relations has graciously brought this "tireless and creative" thinker on board as a Distinguished Fellow. His role... "to strengthen their capacity to produce thoughtful analysis of issues at the intersection of economic, political, and strategic developments." We assume this is his gracious 'giving back' phase before six-months down the line slithering over to the big bucks at a bank when he suspects no one will be looking...

The mutual adoration society continues..

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Wed, 02/06/2013 - 09:59 | 3219641 SeverinSlade
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Hopefully the CFR doesn't allow Timmah to do their taxes.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:01 | 3219648 GetZeeGold
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I'm sure Timmy will have an even bigger impact now that he's with the CFR......what the hell do those guys actually do again?

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:05 | 3219657 knukles
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Who'd a fucking thought, the Conspiracy Theory becomes Conspiracy Fact once again as he is now an Official Tool of the NWO.

Fuck me.
I give up... gonna go golfing... can't take this shit

 

Next thing is he'll be front and center on Vigilant Citizen making Illuminati hand signs along with Beyonce and the Molochs.

 

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:13 | 3219677 FEDbuster
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And I thought he was going to either end up on CNBC hosting Squawk Box, or a partner at Jon Corzine's new hedge fund.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:14 | 3219700 GetZeeGold
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CNBC I could see....but he's not really Corzine material.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:19 | 3219725 merizobeach
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Fuck you, Tim Geithner; I hope you die soon.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:29 | 3219764 john39
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more evidence that the so called 'elites' are anything but elite...   and why the world is in such shitty shape...  these people are in charge?  what a joke.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:31 | 3219781 DeadFred
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Elite does not mean competent. Timmy didn't just join the CFR, he was born into the CFR.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:34 | 3219793 SamAdams
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So long as he is just a "practitoner", I think we are all safe.... Besides, what harm is there in having a man who helped heave 6 trillion onto American taxpayer backs, now also be responsible for helping to heave debt onto the backs of international taxpayers? I wouldn't be surprised if he will be working on tricking/bribing every nation on earth into paying a direct tax to the United Nations. The UN is just looking out for the little people of the world....

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:41 | 3219824 GetZeeGold
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Can't blame him for screwing everything up.....he was just practicing.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:42 | 3219831 Harlequin001
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Good luck Tim, from all of us at ZH...

Fucker...

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:52 | 3219880 GetZeeGold
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Can't you just feel the love?

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:43 | 3219836 eclectic syncretist
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please go to the comments at 45 seconds for a very lucid and patriotic description of Timothy Geithner and what his "tireless efforts" deserve.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k4xPUZRdC0

 

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 12:51 | 3220306 Zap Powerz
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Exactly.

Perhaps there is some hope afterall.  These so called elites are really just a bunch of inbred sociopathic pederasts.  The more they inbreed the dumber they get.  The dumber they get the more they will lose control because of bad decisions.  Some of these elite families have been around for hundreds of years and they DO NOT BREED with what they think are the untermenchen.

Meanwhile, the rest of the northern european peoples have been genetically diversifying themselves and making themselves genetically more viable.

In a few hundred more years those elites will be the three eyed, 12 fingered down's syndrome people the rest of humanity will use for medical experiements.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:15 | 3219701 dwdollar
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As if the CFR needed another agent to lower its credibility.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 17:40 | 3221372 marathonman
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CFR - making the world safe for privately controlled central banking.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:09 | 3219679 krispkritter
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A 'Tireless Creator of Practically Nothing'.  I mean, did this POS ever actually DO ANYTHING during his appointment? I mean besides dodge taxes and give endless testimony that he was not actually doing anything?  I mean the SEC at least has porn...

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:49 | 3219865 cifo
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Dodging and testifying is doing something :)

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 12:12 | 3220159 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Dodging and testifying is doing something :)

Hey, don't forget his standup comedy routine. When he was performing in China for an auditorium full of students, his deadpan delivery of "we believe in a strong dollar policy" had them ROR (raughing out roud).

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:11 | 3219688 Withdrawn Sanction
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 he is now an Official Tool of the NWO.

Once a tool, always a tool.  He's STILL a Rockefeller butt boy.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:14 | 3219704 vmromk
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FUCK YOU Tim, you MOTHERFUCKING FRAUDSTER.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:13 | 3219697 Solid Gold Bubble
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Here's another conspiracy theory for you: both of the last 2 treasury secretaries and both of the last 2 fed chairman are ALL jewish. Oh wait, thats not a conspiracy theory, that's a fact...

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:30 | 3219773 john39
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yeah, but that makes logical sense since jewish people make up such a large percentage of the U.S. population...  oh wait....

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 14:56 | 3220776 sgt_doom
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Oh, wow, doods!  Geithner was first apponted as a fellow to CFR back when Peter G. Peterson was the chairman there, having been selected by David Rockefeller to follow him in that position.

Just as Peter G. Peterson, former chairman of the New York Fed, handpicked Geithner to follow him in that position.

Doods, it's like full circle, huh?

http://www.amazon.com/Conspiracy-Theory-America-Discovering/dp/0292743793

And Peter G. Peterson was the original financier behind Sesame Street (his wife the producer and maybe even creator of that show), so while Peterson, who has always pushed to privatize (steal) Social Security, end Medicaid and Medicare, offshore all American jobs, and sat on the Peterson Commission (to redirect interest away from the super-rich hiding their wealth and ownership in the foundations), and also on Billygoat Clinton's "ending welfare as we know it" commission, and has created a pro-austerity group within the New America Foundation (I could go on for several thousand more pages, but best to stop here), has a seriously lurid past, not even counting how he was expelled from MIT for massive cheating!

(I'm pondering if those who grew up on Sesame Street may seriously be the "Obey Authority" unquestioning types so prevalent among us today? ? ?)

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:15 | 3219708 Dr. No
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what the hell do those guys actually do again

 

They approve the presidential candidates.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:18 | 3219722 dwdollar
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Basically... they "critically think" on how to implement the Rockefeller agenda.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:36 | 3219805 topshelfstuff
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he's long been with the CFR. I think this article is just referring to some new position

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 11:40 | 3220063 Joe Davola
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Feed propaganda for the new world order to corporate sponsors.  AKA - 'get their take after favoring the very same corporations as a lowly public servant these many years'.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 12:00 | 3220117 ToNYC
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Timmy's real new job will be to protect Uncle Warren's 13% Moody's position until he can unload it.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 12:16 | 3220185 TheFourthStooge-ing
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I'm sure Timmy will have an even bigger impact now that he's with the CFR......what the hell do those guys actually do again?

They preen, mostly.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 21:58 | 3221977 ich1baN
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You guys must understand, no one gets to become president that is not part of CFR Team A or CFR Team B. Only 1 President in the last 90 years was not on either team, Reagan. 

Timmy is being groomed to one day become President folks. Read Economist, Dr. Gary North's reasoning and understanding of CFR Team A (Democrats) and CFR Team B (Republicans). They are all for the same cause, 1 world government, but they wear different political banners, so the normal folk don't catch onto something. 

How else do you explain almost all presidents coming from about 6 Ivy League schools and some coming from an organization called Skull and Bones that only has a 15 man membership? 

 

http://www.lewrockwell.com/north/north552.html

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 09:59 | 3219642 insanelysane
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Think they left out "tax cheat".

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:00 | 3219643 Cult_of_Reason
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BOFA ANALYST: 3 Reasons Why Investors Are Too Complacent About The Upcoming Sequester

In the event of either a full or close to full implementation of the sequestration, it is reasonable to think that consumer confidence will weaken further. Non-defense cuts will hit both discretionary and mandatory spending and defense cuts could involve significant lay-offs (Pentagon announced last week that it has begun laying off many of its 46,000 temporary and contract employees). Our model suggests that a decline of the Michigan consumer expectations to the level of summer of 2011 during the debt ceiling crisis could shave 1.2pp alone from consumption growth.

http://www.businessinsider.com/bofa-analyst-3-reasons-why-investors-are-too-complacent-about-the-upcoming-sequester-2013-2

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:16 | 3219713 Withdrawn Sanction
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"Our model suggests that a decline of the Michigan consumer expectations to the level of summer of 2011 during the debt ceiling crisis could shave 1.2pp alone from consumption growth."

Oh my, let's all wet our pants premptively. Does anyone take BAML seriously anymore? Anyone? What piffle.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:22 | 3219731 Cult_of_Reason
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CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER: I think the Republicans will do what Cantor is suggesting, which is to do nothing. This is the one time since election day where Obama does not have the upper hand. He had it in the fiscal cliff negotiations because you would have had automatic hikes in taxes, which is what Republicans did not want. So they had no good options. This time, the shoe is on the other foot. This time if the Republicans do nothing, then you will get these severe cuts, $1.2 trillion, half in domestic, half in defense spending.

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2013/02/05/krauthammer_on_sequester_republicans_will_do_nothing_and_should_do_nothing.html

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:35 | 3219799 EscapeKey
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BOFA ANALYST

stopped reading right there

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:02 | 3219653 LongSoupLine
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Holy fucking shit...someone's hiring him?

 

CFR - Councel of Full Retards.

Fucking idiots.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:04 | 3219666 1100-TACTICAL-12
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Timmy is a boil on the ass of humanity.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:12 | 3219691 krispkritter
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I think you're giving him too much credit, but that's probably just me...and if he's a boil, can't we lance him and be done with it?

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:16 | 3219712 BobPaulson
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Getting mad at a sock puppet is not good for your sanity. Be pissed off at the hand inside the puppet.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:24 | 3219742 merizobeach
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But does shooting the sock puppet in the face hurt the hand controlling the puppet?  Can we conduct experiments?

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:33 | 3219788 merizobeach
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Maybe Timmy is just a finger puppet and doesn't require a whole hand to control..  So shooting him in the face might only injure a finger of the puppetmaster.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 15:06 | 3220820 sgt_doom
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"Getting mad at a sock puppet is not good for your sanity. Be pissed off at the hand inside the puppet."

BoBPaulson's comment is the most seriously intelligent comment possible; so very, very few Ameritards today have the remotest understanding or comprehension of who the enemy is.

True, Geithner has enjoyed a "wonder boy" existence, thanks to his daddy's CIA career (covert, 'natch) and his mommy's side of the family - - - Granddaddy Moore not only being the auto company dood, and Geo. Romney's campaign manager, but on the Moore side there's at least one or two Citi presidents in the background, etc., but it's the super-rich, the puppet masters who people should focus on.

Do you know who actually owns ExxonMobil?  JPMorgan Chase?  Lockheed Martin? Morgan Stanley?  GE?  AT&T?

Of course not, and that's they way they designed it to be . . .

Lance DeHaven-Smith:  Conspiracy Theory in America

 

 

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:16 | 3219711 yogibear
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He's an embarrassment. 

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:37 | 3219807 EscapeKey
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Huh? Why? He did exactly as he was instructed, and he leaves behind a banking system which is essentially unchanged.

Obviously, he'd be in line for a promotion.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:40 | 3219821 SWCroaker
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Better yet, when was the last time you bought something from the CFR?  Paid them for a service?  They are funded how?  By whom?

The money supporting non-product agencies of power *should* be of extreme interest to everyone.  Curious that it isn't.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 15:10 | 3220837 sgt_doom
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Holy moley, SWC! 

Next you'll be enlightening everyone about that lobbyist group for the international super-rich, the Bretton Woods Committee (brettonwoods.org), and the Trilateral Commission and the Peterson Institute and the Group of Thirty (group30.org), which little Timmy once belonged to and may rejoin?

And with the CFR, that makes the Big Five, I believe!

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:04 | 3219658 FLUSA.com
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In the end Timmy's story truly will end Happily Everafter..... cue the song birds and bunny rabbits...

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:31 | 3219780 Raymond Reason
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Good luck manipulating the grim reaper, Timmy. 

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:04 | 3219663 fuu
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Fuck you Timmah!

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