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Tim Geithner's Book Is Coming: An En-Titlement Crowdsourcing Effort
While it is a time-honored tradition that every single person who worked with Tim Geithner, usually on spotless terms, never daring to say one word out of place for fears of offending the former Treasury Secretary and jeopardizing their government salary, has upon exit from the public sector penned a book bashing none other than the Tax-challenged former head of the New York Fed (whose leaks of imminent Fed activity will never be investigated by any US judicial body), it is certain that Tim Geithner's upcoming book will have a different subject.
And since the centrally-planned, and very much bored US population is always glad to help out with ideas, today's key trending hash-tag in twitter is none other than #geithnerbooktitles, which as the name implies, is the collective twitter subsonciousness' proposal for what Timmy's new book should be called. The real time list is presented below. Readers are naturally encouraged to provide their own suggestions.
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Chapter one: Scum always rises to the top.
Chapter 2: Plundering the Taxpayers for Fun and Profit.
Shoots of Green
Das Schuld
Or perhaps "Das Schulden" would be better?
Stockbrokers and Cockstrokers: My Journey on Wall Street.
I think Timmy may need a magnifying tool to find his.
#FiftyShadesOfMeBlowingBankers: by Timmay!
The Story Of One Elf-like Man's Persistence, On His Literal Knees, for Decades
Squid Snuggling
(Or, How I Leaked FRBNY Policy Actions Ahead of Time to Large Banks So They Could Screw Everyone)
The Proper Care And Feeding of Bankers
Diary of a Cocksucker.
A Pocket Guide to Condemning Future Generations to Debt Slavery #GeithnerBookTitles
It's a Big F'n Club and You Ain't In It #geithnerbooktitles
Fear and Loathing in 33 Liberty #GeithnerBookTitles
It Takes a Pillage #GeithnerBookTitles
It's a Big F'n Club and You Ain't In It #geithnerbooktitles
You Stole that from George Carlin. *acts fake mad before congradulating Redpill*
Would you like to be Secretary of Education. (inside joke nobody will get unless they see what happened to the German Secretary of Education)
To be a best seller because every library in the country will buy it
Buy his book?
I wouldn't give one thin steel dime to that bought&paid for slime-filled, dual-citizenship scum- weisel.
Fuck you Geithner.
TurboTax For Dummies
+1 that one occurred to me also. Fitting!
Red Pill got cred for it- http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-02-06/will-geithner-s-book-be-tweet-revenge-.html
http://www.amazon.com/Complete-Idiots-Guide-Breaks-Deductions/dp/0028644395
Truth, take away the italic at the start, otherwise we can't approve that hilarious post.
Be Somebody, Be a Ho . . . but Velvet Jones might sue.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZVnve5wG0A
Embrace your inner scumbag
#geithnerbooktitles
The Keebler Elf's Guide to Successful Tax Strategies
A Miracle on Wall Street. The story of how a tax-cheating, failed bank regulator got promoted to run the IRS.
I have said it before and will do so again,
I would personally tear this fucking criminal limb from limb if he met me. Grinning monkey fucking low IQ tax evading cunt.
Your card is marked jeethner you fucking spot on the arse of humanity. Fucking imbecilic thief nation wrecker.
EDIT: So fucking furious I forgot how to spell, Fucking theiving in-bred fucker has my blood at boiling point. I hope you get tortured for a fucking fortnight you low down dirty bastard jeethner, you deserve no less. And brush your teeth you shitheaded skank prick.
My recurring vision is seeing Lil Timmy yanked from his chauffer-driven clown car by an angry mob and beaten to a pulp with a good-delivery 400-oz gold bar... with each of the hypothecated owners of said bar (100 or more) standing in line to take their whacks at him ala the scene from "Airplane".
A small squad of retired little old ladies being forced to eat cat food because of the weasel would do the trick. Women, when provoked, can be amazingly cruel. They bring life into the world, they know how to remove it too.
You mean like these?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MrPNrZgWGs
+1 for ranting what everyone's thinking
Cant we just lock all these people up in a box somewhere so they can't do anymore damage?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmJ2snsLxWw
Maybe we can add a fifth group to this: cocksucking thieving politicians.
-How to suck Goldman prick so good, you become Treasury Sec.
-I'm a fucking idiot
-How stupid are the people that hired me
-Being Bernanke's Bitch.
-TurboTax - how the fuck should I know?
-How the fuck am I still alive?
L-O-fucking-L!!!
Should have had a beverage warning on "Being Bernanke's Bitch" +1,000 for that one!
My Revenge for Being Picked Last in Kickball.
Diary Of A Kickball.
The 7 Habits of Highly Insolvent Bankers
An Inquiry into the Nature and Causes of the Wealth of McMansions
Timmah: How I Rose From Bevis-and-Butthead to Just Plain Butthead
Timmy just plagarizes Fyodor...
The Idiot, and Crime and Punishment ( one can dream, eh? )
Reminiscences of a Market Manipulator*
* A much better book title for Benny.
I was born a poor, black child...
"How I betrayed my country"
"Sociopathic hints for getting to top"
Taxing Times...
Their Eyes Were Watching Fraud
"Geithner: Confessions of a Cum Guzzling, Wall Street Infected, Gutter Slut"
just another whore at the crony capitalist gangbang
Good to see lots of folk don't have twatter accounts
Look on my mighty works ye wretches, and despair.
Here Lies Tim
You've got some zingers Banzai.
Tax Farmers of Forty Centuries: The Cultivation, Harvesting, and Composting of Dupe Goys by their Khazarian Overlords (Geithner 2013)
(with apologies to FH KIng's classic FARMERS OF FORTY CENTURIES: PERMANENT AGRICULTURE IN CHINA, KOREA AND JAPAN) 1911
http://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/5350/pg5350.html
hahahaha
"I Drink Your Milkshake"
nice
Public Disservice
Tax Cheating for Dummies. (How to get caught cheating on your taxes, and never spend one minute of jail time. Not to mention, becoming the Secretary of the Treasury.)
Being a Hobbit in a Bankers World
Hobbits had character.
http://fc06.deviantart.net/images2/i/2003/52/4/c/Elf_Magic.jpg
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All Up In Your Treasury
"The Club You're Not In And How We Pummel You Little People With It"
or
"The Treasury Department: 1,000 Shades of Gray"
Weekend at Uncle Sam's: How I managed to prop up the bloated decaying US economy for over 4 years.
I needed this today!
My fave thus far from Chartist Friend - "Mein Tarpf"
Paper Empire
"The Joy of Cooking Books"
Chapter 1 - On My Knees At 33 Liberty Street
Chapter 2 - Oy Lloyd! The whole thing?
Chapter 3 - Unwrapping A Tootsie Roll At The White House
Chapter 4 - A Pinch Just For Jamie
Lying for Little Fun and Very-short-term Profit
Collapse Pilot for Hire; Timmay Geithner's Treasury Days
Crony Capitalism, Theory and Practice
Trillion-Dollar Platinum Coin Collecting
Ignorance is Bliss: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Keynesian Economy
"Jewish? You are now eligible and ready to be Treasury Secretary or Fed Reserve Chairman"
Random House Economic Series.
Introduction to Central Planning by Timothy Geithner
War and Peace and Fraud
"Tiptoe through the Tax Code with Timmay" with a special thanks to my friends at AIG
How to use knee-pads and suck on the Federal Reserve Chairman.
Timmy's Travails (the Memoirs of a Fed Chairman's Cabin Boy)
Timmy Does CONgress, Behind the Green Treasury Door, Timmy Big Trouble in Little Ben Vagina...
How I Ass Raped the USA like it was a Jail House Bitch, Tim Geithner
Forward, cowritten by Jon Corzine and Hank Paulson, should be read with a large cucumber jammed in your mouth!
Bankenstein
Kinda funny when you realize the entire press and MSM is one big gathering of "evidence" for future prosecution. Tell a lie big enough, often enough...
Profiles Incorrigible
How to become Dirk Diggler with only a PAPER endowment
Even the Monopoly game falls victim to diversity as its vast Facebook audience voted today to replace the Scottie dog with a cat. A cat token has been added to the game as the Scottie dog iron piece fell to whims of the online voters, just like reality tv.
Monopoly, in order to create publicity, offered up one of the iron pieces for removal to be replaced by a cat in the Facebook vote. The cat trumped the over the robot, guitar, helicopter and diamond ring.
Now, the Scottie dog like Puff the Magic Dragon is no more and has a cat to thank for ruining his life, just another victim of the division and chaos that diversity brings to all traditional country.
And then there's This: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/george-w-bush-dog-barney-dies-l...
“Monopoly's Scottie dog has a new nemesis after fans voted to add a cat to the game and eliminate the iron token.” – The Independent
Sorry I misread this, I thought Scottie was gone. Apparently, he’s still in, just sharing his life now with a cat. Can you believe, it’s the Iron iron token that’s gone.
Bush’s Scottish Terrier “Barney” was a little black beauty. I understand FDR’s Scottie “Fala” is included with his statue in DC. Too bad you don’t see Scotties around much anymore; I guess it would have been a world disaster if MONOPOLY fans had eliminated the feisty little critter. :>)
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/monopolys-scottie-dog-has-new-nemesis-as-fans-vote-to-add-cat-and-eliminate-iron-token-8483423.html
I do not trust this worm on anything but advice on the penultimate man-beef hooverage gobble.
i suppose i should here participate...a few humble suggestions for timmay 'the sniveling weasel' geithner (oh, don't deny that the guy looks just like a cariacture of a sniveling weasel...better yet, he looks like just such a cartoonish creature with a severe addiction to ADHD meds. yup, that's our geithner, sniveling weasel tanked on ritilan).
1) "monetize dez nuts"
2) "from here to qe-ternity"
3) "how to win over demons and influence satan"
4) (if it's a mystery) "maiden lane -- the case of the fugative dildo"
5) "what...me worry?"
6) "life is like a box of bearer bonds...you never know what you're gonnna get"
7) "who is this ben bernake and what's he doing with my amyl-nitrate?"
8) "i'm good enough...i'm smart enough...and dog-gonnit..."
9) "my life's story -- the end of yeild"
10) "bond bubble? you wish!"
11) "manhattan is notoriously cruel to the slight of stature...the timmy giethner story"
12) "TIPS or thorns?"
13) "people make me nervous"
14) "why's everybody always pickin on me?"
15) "the yellow snow of davos...and other things that merkel made me eat."
16) "one in the hand is worth two nothings at the fed"
17) "i wet my bed again"
18) "angst can be a way of life"
19) "overcomming the addiction to bath-houses"
20) "fruitless despondency -- my time at the treasury"
so, tg, there ya go. maybe pick one and use another as a subtitle...i see some good chapter titles in there, too.
maybe ole janus will personally critique your first piece in FA...if it warrents such a high honor remains to be seen. i'm not getting my hopes up.
nevertheless, i look forward to making you break down in tears someday. the tears of timmy geithner are like ambrosia for one like me...sweet, sweet tears streamin from the eyes of lil timmy. again, sweet!
janus
Epic post Janus - bravo!
much obliged, my brutha.
i kinda liked it, too. and after again reviewing it, i think the yellow snow of davos is my best.
anyway, it's always good to see the OGs of ZH still struttin around.
i still love this place.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD9ozx1-oT0
i love you bitchez,
janus
Don't Worry I Won't (let the swinging door hit me in the ass on the way out). Maximizing the price of selling your soul or, Junker was right, when things get bad we really must lie....to the muppets...The incredible journey of Tiny Timmah and his life saving the world, Doing God's Work while telling God to move over because Timmah knows better.
by Timmah. Queen of the Paternalists.
just cannot make this shiite up - Obama peace prize and other crap
Hillary headache
Bush as president the only person to fail in oil biz
Timmah the turd
Corzine no comment necessary
Biden nuf said
the Charlyle Group
The Council on Foreign Relations ..........I am truly concerned
Maybe he could take the time to read the Federal Reserve act, Section 16 of which states in the first paragraph
Sec. 16. Federal reserve notes, to be issued at the discretion, of the
Federal Reserve Board for the purpose of making advances to Federal
reserve banks through the Federal reserve agents as hereinafter set
forth and for no other purpose, are hereby authorized. The said notes
shall be obligations of the United States and shall be receivable by all
national and member banks and Federal reserve banks and for all
taxes, customs, and other public dues. They shall be redeemed in
gold on demand at the Treasury Department of the United States, in
the city of Washington, District of Columbia, or in gold or lawful
money at any Federal reserve bank.
The trick to any self-respecting biography these days is to have a secondary (accurate) meaning so in your face it mocks anyone who buys it, while still maintaining the illusion that "all is normal". For Jerry Sandusky, that choice was: Touched: the Jerry Sandusky story [please note references to Michaelangelo's "The Creation of Adam" in the framing of the cover, another twist to the tale]
For Timmy? I suggest:
Made in America: one man's service to his country [I suggest this as a reference to the title art, although you might want this if you're of a classical bent]
That thing looks FREAKY when it smiles.
The Sum Also Rises
Crime & No Punishment
The Great Gasbag
Catch $22 Trillion
An American Tragedy
Lord of the Lies
To the pain,
Money McBags
Clancey already took it. "The Sum of All Fears, the Tim Geithner Story"
101 Ways To Foam the Runways for the Big Banks
If you buy this book you are giving money to Timmy. And why would you bother reading it when you already know 100% of what he says is bullshit? And you want to directly pay him for more crap? It will be amazing how many people do.
...........I kissed a boy and I liked it...................
Sorry to all the boy weasels.
Timmy picked it.
How about "Memories of my Father"
It worked for Obama, he got a big payoff and it was pure fiction. Geithner does not strike me as someone who has his own mind.
"How to Make the Chinese Laugh Out Loud"
Goldman Sucks
by T. F. Geithner
"A Cum Guzzler's journey from Dartmouth to the glory-holes of Wall St"
- "Tiptoe Through the Treasury" by Tiny Tim
- "Fuck the Banks" by I.M. (Not A.) Regulator
- "A Life On My Knees"
- "It Takes A Wanker"
- "Dreams from My Banker"
- "How to Kill the Dollar & Impoverish People"
"Doing God's Work: A life in service to the Holy".
Step up. Or don't play the game.
Book of Timothy
1:9 Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane
In Britain we call him a c**t!!
If have to bleep yourself on ZH you might want to see about some couch time. Just. let. go. Slide. Its ZH!
The Real Wizard of Oz!
Geithner's Guys: How We Save The Banks!
My Life As A Crony Capitalist!
Mo Money, No Problems!
and...........
Euro-merica - You're Welcome!