Tim Geithner's Book Is Coming: An En-Titlement Crowdsourcing Effort

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While it is a time-honored tradition that every single person who worked with Tim Geithner, usually on spotless terms, never daring to say one word out of place for fears of offending the former Treasury Secretary and jeopardizing their government salary, has upon exit from the public sector penned a book bashing none other than the Tax-challenged former head of the New York Fed (whose leaks of imminent Fed activity will never be investigated by any US judicial body), it is certain that Tim Geithner's upcoming book will have a different subject.

And since the centrally-planned, and very much bored US population is always glad to help out with ideas, today's key trending hash-tag in twitter is none other than #geithnerbooktitles, which as the name implies, is the collective twitter subsonciousness' proposal for what Timmy's new book should be called. The real time list is presented below. Readers are naturally encouraged to provide their own suggestions.


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Wed, 02/06/2013 - 14:05 | 3220548 Banksters
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Chapter one: Scum always rises to the top.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 15:07 | 3220823 ACP
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Chapter 2: Plundering the Taxpayers for Fun and Profit.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 15:28 | 3220905 fuu
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Shoots of Green

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 15:30 | 3220910 NotApplicable
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Das Schuld

Or perhaps "Das Schulden" would be better?

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 15:45 | 3220972 ACP
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Stockbrokers and Cockstrokers: My Journey on Wall Street.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 15:46 | 3220977 waterhorse
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I think Timmy may need a magnifying tool to find his.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 14:07 | 3220549 TruthInSunshine
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 #FiftyShadesOfMeBlowingBankers: by Timmay!

 The Story Of One Elf-like Man's Persistence, On His Literal Knees, for Decades

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 14:21 | 3220630 redpill
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Squid Snuggling

(Or, How I Leaked FRBNY Policy Actions Ahead of Time to Large Banks So They Could Screw Everyone)

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 14:56 | 3220780 redpill
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The Proper Care And Feeding of Bankers

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 15:05 | 3220814 ACP
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Diary of a Cocksucker.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 17:13 | 3221284 redpill
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A Pocket Guide to Condemning Future Generations to Debt Slavery 


It's a Big F'n Club and You Ain't In It 


Fear and Loathing in 33 Liberty 


It Takes a Pillage 

Thu, 02/07/2013 - 00:11 | 3222181 The Beam
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It's a Big F'n Club and You Ain't In It  


You Stole that from George Carlin. *acts fake mad before congradulating Redpill*

Would you like to be Secretary of Education. (inside joke nobody will get unless they see what happened to the German Secretary of Education)

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 14:00 | 3220552 Catullus
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To be a best seller because every library in the country will buy it

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 17:41 | 3221373 willwork4food
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Buy his book?

I wouldn't give one thin steel dime to that bought&paid for slime-filled, dual-citizenship scum- weisel.

Fuck you Geithner.


Wed, 02/06/2013 - 14:01 | 3220554 Hopium Dealer
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TurboTax For Dummies

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 16:06 | 3221032 redpill
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+1 that one occurred to me also. Fitting!

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 14:02 | 3220556 Banksters
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Truth, take away the italic at the start, otherwise we can't approve that hilarious post.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 14:06 | 3220557 Bastiat
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Be Somebody, Be a Ho . . . but Velvet Jones might sue.


Wed, 02/06/2013 - 14:02 | 3220562 JustPrintMoreDuh
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Embrace your inner scumbag


Wed, 02/06/2013 - 14:04 | 3220569 aint no fortuna...
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The Keebler Elf's Guide to Successful Tax Strategies

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 14:05 | 3220574 syntaxterror
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A Miracle on Wall Street. The story of how a tax-cheating, failed bank regulator got promoted to run the IRS.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 14:13 | 3220581 Inthemix96
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I have said it before and will do so again,

I would personally tear this fucking criminal limb from limb if he met me.  Grinning monkey fucking low IQ tax evading cunt.

Your card is marked jeethner you fucking spot on the arse of humanity.  Fucking imbecilic thief nation wrecker.

EDIT: So fucking furious I forgot how to spell, Fucking theiving in-bred fucker has my blood at boiling point.  I hope you get tortured for a fucking fortnight you low down dirty bastard jeethner, you deserve no less.  And brush your teeth you shitheaded skank prick.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 14:17 | 3220613 dhengineer
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My recurring vision is seeing Lil Timmy yanked from his chauffer-driven clown car by an angry mob and beaten to a pulp with a good-delivery 400-oz gold bar... with each of the hypothecated owners of said bar (100 or more) standing in line to take their whacks at him ala the scene from "Airplane".

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 14:50 | 3220755 asteroids
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A small squad of retired little old ladies being forced to eat cat food because of the weasel would do the trick. Women, when provoked, can be amazingly cruel. They bring life into the world, they know how to remove it too.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 16:47 | 3221192 WillyGroper
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 17:08 | 3221269 ClumsyBoatman
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+1 for ranting what everyone's thinking

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 14:08 | 3220582 Dre4dwolf
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Cant we just lock all these people up in a box somewhere so they can't do anymore damage?

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 14:41 | 3220724 edb5s
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Maybe we can add a fifth group to this:  cocksucking thieving politicians

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 14:09 | 3220583 LongSoupLine
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-How to suck Goldman prick so good, you become Treasury Sec.

-I'm a fucking idiot

-How stupid are the people that hired me

-Being Bernanke's Bitch.

-TurboTax - how the fuck should I know?

-How the fuck am I still alive?

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 14:10 | 3220591 Meat Hammer
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Wed, 02/06/2013 - 14:27 | 3220660 BidnessMan
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Should have had a beverage warning on "Being Bernanke's Bitch" +1,000 for that one!

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 14:08 | 3220584 Meat Hammer
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My Revenge for Being Picked Last in Kickball.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 15:22 | 3220879 The Gooch
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Diary Of A Kickball.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 14:08 | 3220587 Shizzmoney
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The 7 Habits of Highly Insolvent Bankers

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 14:09 | 3220588 Unprepared
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An Inquiry into the Nature and Causes of the Wealth of McMansions

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 14:12 | 3220601 dhengineer
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Timmah: How I Rose From Bevis-and-Butthead to Just Plain Butthead

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 14:13 | 3220604 I need more cowbell
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Timmy just plagarizes Fyodor...

The Idiot, and Crime and Punishment ( one can dream, eh? )

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 14:13 | 3220606 Unprepared
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Reminiscences of a Market Manipulator*

* A much better book title for Benny.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 14:16 | 3220608 Mercury
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I was born a poor, black child...

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 14:18 | 3220620 Poetic injustice
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"How I betrayed my country"

"Sociopathic hints for getting to top"

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 14:18 | 3220621 Watts_D_Matter
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Taxing Times...


Wed, 02/06/2013 - 14:18 | 3220622 AndItsGone
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Their Eyes Were Watching Fraud

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 14:22 | 3220632 “Rebellion to t...
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"Geithner: Confessions of a Cum Guzzling, Wall Street Infected, Gutter Slut"

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 14:45 | 3220735 BeerBrewer09
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just another whore at the crony capitalist gangbang

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 14:24 | 3220639 theprofromdover
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Good to see lots of folk don't have twatter accounts


Look on my mighty works ye wretches, and despair.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 14:24 | 3220644 williambanzai7
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Here Lies Tim

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 15:03 | 3220807 The Gooch
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You've got some zingers Banzai.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 14:25 | 3220649 JOYFUL
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Tax Farmers of Forty Centuries: The Cultivation, Harvesting, and Composting of Dupe Goys by their Khazarian Overlords (Geithner 2013)




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