Tim Geithner's Book Is Coming: An En-Titlement Crowdsourcing Effort

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/06/2013 13:57 -0400

While it is a time-honored tradition that every single person who worked with Tim Geithner, usually on spotless terms, never daring to say one word out of place for fears of offending the former Treasury Secretary and jeopardizing their government salary, has upon exit from the public sector penned a book bashing none other than the Tax-challenged former head of the New York Fed (whose leaks of imminent Fed activity will never be investigated by any US judicial body), it is certain that Tim Geithner's upcoming book will have a different subject.

And since the centrally-planned, and very much bored US population is always glad to help out with ideas, today's key trending hash-tag in twitter is none other than #geithnerbooktitles, which as the name implies, is the collective twitter subsonciousness' proposal for what Timmy's new book should be called. The real time list is presented below. Readers are naturally encouraged to provide their own suggestions.

Tweets about "#geithnerbooktitles"

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You Stole that from George Carlin. *acts fake mad before congradulating Redpill*

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Wed, 02/06/2013 - 14:00 | 3220552 Catullus

To be a best seller because every library in the country will buy it

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 17:41 | 3221373 willwork4food

Buy his book?

I wouldn't give one thin steel dime to that bought&paid for slime-filled, dual-citizenship scum- weisel.

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Wed, 02/06/2013 - 16:06 | 3221032 redpill

+1 that one occurred to me also. Fitting!

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 17:09 | 3221273 The Gooch

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Wed, 02/06/2013 - 14:01 | 3220555 Joe Davola

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Wed, 02/06/2013 - 14:13 | 3220581 Inthemix96

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Wed, 02/06/2013 - 14:50 | 3220755 asteroids

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Wed, 02/06/2013 - 16:47 | 3221192 WillyGroper