Friday Humor: "When It Needs To Get There On Saturday"

Tyler Durden's picture

Remember the popular myth that there are some things that the private sector can never, ever possibly replicate the public sector in because, you know, "they didn't build that" and they couldn't possibly build that, even after accumulating some $16,487,564,297,892.03 in debt - no, only the government can be that efficient? We do. And apparently so does FedEx, which does so with just the faintest of a smirk...

h/t Ray

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FEDbuster's picture

USPS will still deliver packages on Saturday (for now), but no more first class or junk mail.

Freewheelin Franklin's picture

Thank God I will still be able to get my Silk Road purchases on Saturday!

trav777's picture

I see a white and black person interacting in that Fedex pic, therefore the former must be oppressing the latter.  I find this picture offensive

Piranhanoia's picture

Many of us consider the interaction with you offensive, but there is a first amendment, for now.

Say What Again's picture

Does this mean that no one can go "Postal" on Saturdays anymore?

Just think how much money the local police will save as they trim down their work force.

knukles's picture

Some things the private sector can/would never be able to duplicate as per the public sector.

TRVTH! (supposed to be olde greco-roman looking text)

Because the private entity would have gone out of business

erg's picture

Einstein Express. When it absolutely, positively, has to be there the day before yesterday.

MrX's picture

If the USPS comes back with an ad promising no questions asked delivery of Marijuana in Washington and Colorado(for an additional fee) would save the entire USPS shootin match in 3 years.

see here:

mendolover's picture

Nice!  My 00 buckshot is here!

ImReady's picture

Great, I suppose my primers won't be showing up anytime soon. Damn USPS! 

Pool Shark's picture



At least you probably know which end of the tube the shot comes out of; this guy, not so much:


xtop23's picture

Usually those kind of pics just annoy me when I'm reading ZH, but that one....damn. There is a God.

trav777's picture


It is my aim to offend the fuck out of almost every one of you.  I am going to keep repeating myself until you people yield and get it.

A few already have.  It takes awhile sometimes.

it's really NOT y'all's fault.  People like you 100 years ago would have not only accepted what I am saying but would have UNDERSTOOD it implicitly from simple experience.  Ordinary people got this simple stuff back then.  Even mulattoes who went into the south came back going my god these ppl are dim and coarse. 

But the conditioning you've undergone since birth has really mindfucked the hell out of you so you can't even point out simple right and wrong.  You can't even see what's obvious because you're afraid to admit it.  It terrifies you, this label.  So I'm here to help.

tmosley's picture

Actually, it just sounds like whining.

Every single thing you say is whining about how the black man is oppressing you, and how they are the cause of all problems, despite, you know, the facts about who is actually in power, and what is causing our problems, ie Keynesians and their terrible policies.

But apparently black people cause that as well, somehow.  Or maybe Arabs.  Or possibly tanning salon patrons.

Yes, please help us all by spamming each thread with your ineffectual wailing.

LasVegasDave's picture

fuck you mosely, you dimwitted cunt;

Trav blames the blacks, you blame the jews

keep saving your pennies, maybe youll be able to afford that apt. in panama one day

tickhound's picture

So a zh picasso was being restored and you come in with a wet blanket?  Don't you have some OWS Americans to drone?  Or a social security recipient to mock?  Or anyone else who SCARES you?

Any other night, maybe.  But its Friday night.  Don't muck it up for everybody.

BigDuke6's picture

Right Daveyboy.

i'm all for a good punch up here

but mosely and his bumchum akak really shit me off when they WHINE about getting people banned from ZH.

i had a 6 month holiday from ZH when they became the self appointed thought police of ZH where akak and mosley here would follow the posts of certain users like a fly on shit.

lets not go back to that

tickhound's picture

No self-respecting anti-statist would ever admit to such a thing. 

GMadScientist's picture

They love clubs, just not freely-elected ones.


Dangertime's picture



Because when a black complains about inequality, he is fighting against oppression.

But when a white complains about inequality, he is just whining.


Trav is right, mosley you are so conditioned that you are too fvking stupid to realize that it is policy to be racist against whites.


That's why we get statements from actors like Jaime Foxx saying blacks are the most talented people in the world, but not a peep by the media.  Imagine if a white had said that whites were the smartest?  It would be an outrage and all over every liberal newspiece out there.



Mosley, you are a fvking moron......but then, I remember you were so stupid you kept buying tons of silver at $50.

The Alarmist's picture

They must be hiding something ... the last demographic report for the Federal workforce cuts off at 2006 ....

Yes_Questions's picture



Thanks for bringing us up to speed on1913.


Totentänzerlied's picture

They also would have told you genetics is a myth, no one knows if bacteria are real, tobacco products are good for you, phrenology is a legitimate science, and the earth is a few thousand years old. Gee those old folks were just so smart and correct.

The Alarmist's picture

Tobacco is good for you.  It kills you, so it must be an antibiotic.

willwork4food's picture

As long as the white guy is on top, it's all cool.


TWSceptic's picture

At least she's smiling, the black person delivering our mail never does. They should at least fake that they like their job like on the ad.

GMadScientist's picture

"I see a white and black person interacting in that Fedex pic, therefore the former must be oppressing the latter. "

I'm sure there's great honor in fulfilling the market demand of this lonely housewife with the dildos she's ordered.

PeterLemonJello's picture

I actually look forward to Trav's comments.

MrX's picture

they just keep printing stamps like the FED

FL_Conservative's picture

Shouldn't this be considered Saturday humor?

EvlTheCat's picture

No, you won't get the humour on Saturday.  So you have to tell it today.

knukles's picture

I still don't get it.
Do I have to wait till next week?

EvlTheCat's picture

DOH!!  I just checked with the shipping department.  I mixed up your humour order in the mail room knukles..  Sorry, I mistakenly sent it using DHL.

nmewn's picture

Here's some Friday Humor..."a PHD in 17th century Belgian lesbian studies"...ROTFL!

Deo vindice's picture

That. Was. Funny.

Except God didn't make Liberals. That came about after the Fall of Man.

nmewn's picture

I always substitute the word "progressive" for liberal...but we all know the type we're talkin about

Here's another good, I ain't lyin...

Can the grand opening of StarButts be too far behind?...I counted three puns there ;-)


Hulk's picture

LOL!!! StarButts, you're killing me nmewn...

BTW, to get drunk really fast, I go live both ends via vodka stingers with a whiskey back!!!

nmewn's picture

lol...make mine a double mocha ass-presso ;-)

Hulk's picture

and bottles down !!!

TerraHertz's picture

I wanted to stop reading, but it was tail latte.

mendolover's picture

Hillary looks ill and Pelosi looks like a douchbag as usual.

nmewn's picture

"What does it matter?"

This tragic comedy practically writes itself.

bobthehorse's picture

I miss the post office.

I'm getting old.

America used to be a lot of fun.

Bangin7GramRocks's picture

FedEx charges a $10 premium on top of the already outrageous $30 for a priority letter. Vs. 45 cents with us postal. Fuck you! FedEx is shitty too. It's like comparing a pencil and an IPad and saying you can write with both of them. Why is one $500 and the other .30.