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US society in a nutshell: Chris Dorner has been around for a week and has 222 million results on Google; the Federal Reserve has been around for one hundred years and has 187 million results.

h/t Bear


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Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:18 | 3230494 Yes_Questions
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What's a "chris dorner"?

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:26 | 3230526 Richard Chesler
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100 years of chicanery and disinformation to give thieving bankers a respectful name.


Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:36 | 3230567 kliguy38
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their concern remains controlling mass psychology, however they operate compartmentally, and the police sector is a variable that historically been relatively easy to manipulate with the complicite allowance of a level of brutality. Permitting this keeps the police at the ready to move on the citizenry if necessary (just view OWS)......keeping the police paid and with retirement will aid the "cause".... The police know this is one of their mandates and most accept it....some actually salivate at the opportunity to be unleashed on the cititzenry and will provide the "tip of the spear" for holding the public in check. Unlike the military which is becoming aware, the police actually will "enforce" the state will very predictably. Of course the caveates are the Sheriff's departments and smaller forces with leaders that are "aware". They'll be identified by HS and dealt with quickly. More than likely they'll be able to maintain control much longer than most anticipate. Only if the military becomes involved will it become unpredictable, but initially the first reaction will still be against the citizenry and in favor of "order".

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:41 | 3230590 idea_hamster
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Chris Dorner kills you all at once.

The Fed kills you 2% per year.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:56 | 3230649 Silver Garbage Man
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I wonder if his manifesto would have received as much air time if he had used it to explain and bash the federal reserve. I'll bet Anderson cooper wouldn't have had as much to say.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 15:33 | 3231011 Problem Is
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Anderson Cooper is as much an empty suit, useful idiot of the corporate whore media as...

  1. The bearded ballast, Jon Corzine looking Fed chairman...
  2. The teleprompter reading moron in the White House...

Inverted Totalitarianism in Action
They're just following orders for scraps from the oligarchs...

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 17:00 | 3231147 Freddie
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A Cooper is Mockingbird CIA.  He worked for them as an intern or something.  He was "friends" with the CIA gun running State Dept diplomat in Libya who was killed.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:59 | 3230663 SafelyGraze
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try "bank for international settlements"

About 4,750,000 results

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 13:39 | 3230769 Ghordius
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try euro, about 1.7 billion results, and ECB has 88 million results

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 13:45 | 3230782 spastic_colon
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the administration and the MSM will soon spin this into a "race thing" to create an even bigger smokescreen

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 15:10 | 3230971 max2205
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Quick, hit the Internet kill switch Janet !

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 15:32 | 3231007 eatthebanksters
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Chris Dorner is a distraction from shit that really matters...

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 20:20 | 3231684 All Risk No Reward
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"Enelected European Commission" for 726,000 results.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 20:42 | 3231731 All Risk No Reward
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Reality:  "Federal Reserve" "singular mandate" = 524 results

Orwellian Deception: Federal Reserve "singular mandate" = 106,000 results

Search "Federal Reserve Section 2A" and read the singular mandate yourself - "shall maintain long run growth of the monetary and credit aggregates commensurate with the economy's long run potential to increase production"

The results of following the singular mandate are as follows: "so as to promote effectively the goals of maximum employment, stable prices, and moderate long-term interest rates"



Sun, 02/10/2013 - 14:33 | 3230902 Shell Game
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"What's Wrong With These Google Search Results?"


Using Google, that's what's wrong. [][/google]

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 15:35 | 3231015 Problem Is
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Sun, 02/10/2013 - 15:58 | 3231061 Shell Game
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At first glance ixquick stores search results & IPs for 48hrs, whereas duck stores none. Still digging, thx..

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 16:34 | 3231108 Clycntct
Sun, 02/10/2013 - 19:07 | 3231472 Bandit und Buster
Sun, 02/10/2013 - 14:16 | 3230859 tradewithdave
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Technically speaking, that would be 6% annual interest.  Jus' sayin'...

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 15:06 | 3230964 max2205
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Too bad he dislikes bankers less than cops

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 15:25 | 3230990 Problem Is
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+1 For the Hamster...

Excellent analysis...

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:58 | 3230661 tip e. canoe
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this article is right-on, chillingly so.

The uniforms transition from relatively inconspicuous attire to “battle uniforms” such are those now standard issue to both the military and law enforcement personnel. These optics reinforce the position of the Praetorian Class as maintainers of public order, convey a message of physical dominance and establish chronic low-level fear among the masses.

case in point, take a look at the photos:

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 13:59 | 3230697 Manthong
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Top salary for Chicago patrol officer.. $86K  NOT counting benefits, overtime (lots) and side jobs (abundant).

Life is sweet for those serve, protect, and enforce in the nations murder capitol.


For the skeptics..

I know cops and firemen there.. retired and active.. yeah, the job in not ALL champagne and roses.. neither is mine.. but the society ran out of the surplus to afford or not care about that level of extravagance years ago.

The ex-middle class and the kids are shackled for it now. 

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 15:25 | 3230991 CheapBastard
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Wow. My kids' pediatrician is stuggling to make $85k and works all night every 3rd night and gets zero pension benefits except for what she socks away in her mattress. Same for her health care. It's a strange society out there that seems destined for some major changes.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 13:27 | 3230738 Bananamerican
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case in point, take a look at the photos:


I've seen many shots like that in the last few years and they always grieve me...but that Pic is truly WTF

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 13:55 | 3230819 repete
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If I had to go after a smart, experienced, well armed guy like that who wasn't afraid to die, I would be wearing a tank!

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 15:03 | 3230858 Bananamerican
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well, it's a good thing the cops just happened to have some tanks lying around then i suppose /sarc/

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 15:44 | 3231033 eatthebanksters
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I wonder what would happen if an armed private citizen took out Dorner in California?  Would they arrest that citizen for murder?  Funny how a citizen doing a cop's job ends up a criminal....nothing against cops mind you, they have a very tough job.  But maybe if society was allowed to find an equilibrium instead of self righteous elitists teling us how to live, shit might be a little different.  When Jesse Jackson tell the world that 'he feel the pain' of a murderer and when our President and SecState both cover up a mountain of lies regarding Bengazhi and no one says WTF...well we now now that just about any behavior is justifiable.  No wonder the banksters are getting away with so much.  One of these days, the people on Man Street are going to get fed up with the lies, special treatment and favors and there won't be enough cops and soldiers to solve the problem.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 17:01 | 3231048 Radical Marijuana
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As kliguy38 wrote: "keeping the police paid and with retirement will aid the "cause"

In Canada the statistics are clear that overall police budgets and pay are going up and up, way past most middle class, which are barely treading water, while the poor are sinking (& rich get richer, of course). Pensions and other fringe benefits account for about half the cost of policing.  For the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, (RCMP) early retirement is possible after 20 years, and full retirement after 25 years. (Of course, the police themselves are not happy, but feel stressed out, and their force is plagued by scandals.)  

Those who find themselves at the brunt of the privatization movements of governments, so that they are forced out into the world of temporary contracts, without fringe benefits, are those who are losing the most relative ground compared to the police, who seem to constantly get more and more of everything. In Canada, one illustration of that is that the government teaching both official languages (mostly French) has been privatized, but still paid for by contracts with government departments. The privatized French teachers who have RCMP students demonstrate the astonishing and growing gap between those who have lost their privileges, compared to those who get more privileges!

When one looks at the full range of increasing pay and privileges for the police, it is no wonder that they are easy to brainwash to support the system. As the runaway fascist plutocracy juggernaut picks up speed, and turns more and more ordinary people into road kill, the runaway fascist police state is the main symptom of that process. When the ownership of private property is widely distributed, then the police work for the people. As the ownership of private property becomes more and more concentrated, then the police become the enemy of the the majority of the people. Since the Federal Reserve's privatized fiat money-as-debt system is the debt engine which was driving social inequality, the Fed is the main mover of the fascist plutocracy, which then is the reason why we constantly get more fascist police.

"The only thing that has evolved from the consent decree is those officers involved in the Rampart scandal and Rodney King incidents have since promoted to supervisor, commanders, and command staff, and executive positions."

--- Chris Dorner

The police are the way that the people pay more and more for themselves to be oppressed, so that social inequality can continue to get worse, faster. This time around it is going to go off the scale, since police will become automated computer/machine entities. The gradual process of man's inhumanity to man is being amplified to an astronomical size, beyond our imagination! ... We are trapped inside spirals of legalized lies, backed up with legalized violence, which constantly get more insane since the violence can never make the lies become true. The only thing that the police develop is the ability to be more violent, but NOTHING gets done about the root problems of them being paid to enforce HUGE LIES ... These social storms are going to get amplified to astronomical sizes by technology, until they mostly destroy themselves.

What this article above demonstrated is the FACT that 99% of the people act like Zombie Sheeple, and the police are the manifest force that works hard to make sure things stay that way, and thus get worse! The Federal Reserve Board is so many, many, many orders of magnitude more important than any passing infamous celebrity, that it is almost impossible to estimate the real difference in their significance. However, the majority of people ONLY know about pop culture, and practically nothing else.

Likely, some of the last people who will understand that they are destroying themselves and their future are going to be the police. They are the agents of the legalized violence, backing up the legalized lies, building a system of ever increasing social insanity, BECAUSE IT IS BASED ON LIES!  The Federal Reserve Board is the heart of that beast of runaway triumphant FRAUDS, that have taken over everything else ... while most of the public do not understand that, because they do not want to understand, and the police make sure to suppress those few who do understand. The problem of police without justice apparently has no correction within the present systems, other than to drive them totally mad, with their madness eventually becoming self-destructive.

At the root of these problems are false fundamental dichotomies and their related impossible ideals. The paradoxical nature of enforcing the "rule of law" was deliberately ignored. The failure to face the social facts that ALL human societies operate on the basis of the principles and methods of organized crime has enabled the best organized gangs of criminals to take control of governments practically unopposed by the masses of mainstream morons brainwashed to believe in the biggest bullies' bullshit. These contradictions are being amplified many, many, many orders of magnitude by progress in sciences and technologies of energy systems being phenomenally successful in every area, except in the domain of human affairs. The basic reasons are simple. The authorities ARE the best organized gangs of criminals, and the police ARE their goons. The real solutions, unfortunately, cannot be anything else than to muddle through the madness of the dynamic equilibria of those factors, where those who most control civilization were those who were the best at lying about what they were doing, while the vast majority of people do not understand that, and do not want to understand that!

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 19:05 | 3231468 calltoaccount
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Precisely.  +1000 

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 13:11 | 3230690 Sisyphus
Sun, 02/10/2013 - 15:23 | 3230986 SubjectivObject
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Woofty, what a phenomenal patsy.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 15:46 | 3231037 eatthebanksters
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Funny how this moron never said anything like this when GW was president.  I won't spend a dime on any movie this jerkoff is in (he has no talent anyway) and I will turn the channel if I see the guy onTV.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 16:18 | 3231089 ToNYC
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Chris Rock says B.O. and Michelle are like Mommy and Daddy. Your being good children brings Santa Claus who sends the goodies domn the chimney or direct deposit whatever!

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 13:17 | 3230711 A Nanny Moose
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He is who we are suppose to be talking about. Chris Dorner is the curtain. Pay no attention to the man behind it.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 13:22 | 3230727 fattail
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I am sorry.  Who are we rooting for again????

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 14:50 | 3230932 Dooud
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....this looks a bit too much like the start of operation mayhem, this Dorner guy was in MY fight club. Tyler, is mayhem a go?

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:21 | 3230502 CheapBastard
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Kim Kartrashian comes in a close third with 178,000 hits.


Jason Bieber 4th ... the Balloon Boy 5th.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 13:02 | 3230669 Peter Pan
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God comes in with 1,360,000,000 hits but looking at the state of the world one wonders what that statistic actually means for the state of men's souls.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 13:20 | 3230719 resurger
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Sorry man, but sex is #1 with 2bn hits

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 13:28 | 3230736 Peter Pan
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Interestingly enough "porn" comes in with just over 1 billion which I guess must reflect the fact that half the world's population is male.

Actually google comes first with over 11 billion.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 13:17 | 3230712 resurger
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Chris Hedges

About 3,240,000 results (0.30 seconds)


Sun, 02/10/2013 - 13:19 | 3230716 847328_3527
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careful CB, kim must be reading

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:20 | 3230503 Iocosus
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Beyonce=263,000,000. Black is white.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:21 | 3230507 Sandoz
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And Briteny Spears has 433 million. So what?

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 13:07 | 3230682 Peter Pan
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Even little old me gets 36,100,000 hits. Who would have thought? LOL.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 13:21 | 3230724 Peter Pan
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Was that down vote due to a lack of humour or just plain jealousy?

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 23:12 | 3232080 Taint Boil
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I think the down votes come from the losers living in Mommy’s basement. Guessing it makes them feel like a big man …. You know, to make up for their “shortcomings” if you know what I mean ……… 

Peter Pan gets [x] amount of hits – true or false. Not quite sure of the down vote mentality or why anyone would even care / bother. Of course we all know the answer to that one LOL.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 14:55 | 3230943 11b40
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Who knew that many people would be curious about a hospital utensil?

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 22:59 | 3232053 Taint Boil
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Dang, my name only got 4 hits ..........

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:23 | 3230510 Stud Duck
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I took my 85 year father to the doctor Friday, told him about the cop in LA gone wild shooting other cops for ratting out his superiors, the old man said "I hope he get away with it".

When a 85 year old man that served in WW 2 and Korea has that kind of feelings toward cops, things are really going south for the cops.

I hear they are reopening his dismissal case now, do you really think another hearing will turn the clock back now?

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:35 | 3230540 CH1
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I guess the endless loop of Cop Worship TV  wasn't enough.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:59 | 3230640 Bananamerican
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Anyway, I know this is an erstwhile econ blog but i'm surprised to see this story lumped in with Kardassians ass, Bieber etc....

The interest in this story parallels amerika's edgy/pissed off mood i believe (as well as being something straight out of Hollywood--I can picture a 1000 L.A. Screenwriters screaming "Why didn't I fucking think of that!!")

The official response to Dorner has been AMAZING TO WATCH out here...They are spending UNGODLY amounts of boy toy cash to catch this one dude....

LAPD, are protecting all upper echelon's houses, in fact 7 cops riddled 2 elderly Hispanic ladies trocka with bullets, as the senoras "suspiciously" cruised past a commanders house, delivery morning newspapers. The lapd offered them "a new truck" after putting 2 bullets in the elder ladies lower back (fuzz can't even shoot straight enough to summarily MURDER someone, it seems) The comments section of the El Lay times was near universal condemnation of lapd, with people using the comments to air their own run-ins and calling for attempted murder charges to be filed, sympathy with Dorner etc....

Dorner is obviously nuts and is accused of murdering a police chiefs daughter, surprising then, that there seems to be a higher level of antipathy for the Klingons in L.A. than for Dorner. This is a zeitgeist moment in amerika, not some mindless diversion. People don't know the FED from Fred but they feel the rising Police State around them, and, except for the bedwetters among them, they do not like it.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 13:00 | 3230665 CH1
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I can picture a 1000 L.A. Screenwriters screaming "Why didn't I fucking think of that!!"

Trust me, they DID think of that. It's just that no one in Hollywood will film such a thing. They are 100% whores to the state.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 13:21 | 3230720 Bananamerican
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by the way, I'm not too big on "manifestos", but Dorner's is worth a look if you're interested in the psycho/socio clusterfuck that is, "cop culture"


Sun, 02/10/2013 - 15:06 | 3230963 Ignatius
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It might play at Sundance.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 13:16 | 3230706 Peter Pan
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This case of Dorner must make the administration wonder about the effectiveness of all the planning involved with buying millions of hollow point bullets, special armoured vehicles, surveillance etc etc.

If one many can cause so much strain one wonders what a nation of disgruntled citizens might be able to achieve if they turned their mind to it.

More importantly, it reminds us of the futility of US forces trying to "tame" whole nations overseas at a human and financial cost that has achieved nothing but the ruination of the USA.

Those that coined the phrase, "cutting off one's nose to spite their face" would never have envisaged the gross stupidity of America's foreign entanglements.

No wonder China has not felt the need to match US military expenditure, when it can see the US engaging in hara kiri.

It may be too late but let's hope the US awakes from this nightmare.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 17:10 | 3231169 Freddie
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Vietnam, Afghanistan and to some extent Iraq are hari kari. Young men and now women killed, blown up and maimed for nothing.  The enemy is in DC, Wall Street, Greenwich,  London and Frankfurt politicians and banskters.

Fat boy is causing havoc.  If he had been white - the media would be doing their usual demonization of white males. 

Shit may start getting real soon.   We saw how effective corrupt LA PD was during the Rodney King riots.  Overpaid union govt thugs rnning away when the "shit got real."   Korean-American shop owners getting some and doing more than LA PD.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 15:21 | 3230985 XitSam
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Right after they shot up the first truck, they rammed a patrol car into the side of a second truck that did not match Dorner's and shot it up too.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 16:29 | 3231103 Bananamerican
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maybe the truck had "assumed a martial arts stance"...or maybe the cops just had a Piranha moment??

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 17:15 | 3231184 Freddie
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They are bunch of ****ing LA PD retards.   I stopped watching TV and Hollywood which fat boy Dorner loves.  I liked LA Confidential because it showed how slimy LA/Hollywood and the LA PD were.  It was fiction but probably pretty close to the truth.  Dorner found his affirmative action credit card got cancelled at LA PD because hispanics and asians now have a lot more pull in California then blacks.

Illegal alien Latino drug gangs have had blacks on their hit list for over a decade.  Dorner is a libtard and is seeing corrupt liberalism coming down on his shit.  LOL!  Irony. 

His Affirmative Action credit card just don't buy what it used to.  The fool don't get it and he still loves O, TV and Hollywood.  They all sold him out.   What a fat dope he is.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 17:29 | 3231222 Whoa Dammit
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"David Perdue was on his way to sneak in some surfing before work Thursday morning when police flagged him down. They asked who he was and where he was headed, then sent him on his way.

Seconds later, Perdue's attorney said, a Torrance police cruiser slammed into his pickup and officers opened fire; none of the bullets struck Perdue.

According to the police department, Perdue's car was headed directly for one of their patrol vehicles and appeared not to be yielding. When the vehicles collided, Perdue's air bag went off, blocking the view of the driver, and one officer fired three rounds.

The Torrance police chief apologized to Perdue and offered him a rental car and payment for his medical expenses, the statement said.",0,395...

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 17:50 | 3231289 Umh
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"I don't want to use the word buffoonery but it really is unbridled police lawlessness," said Robert Sheahen...

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:28 | 3230542 Cheesy Bastard
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In Sandy Hook, I was told the answer to guns is not more guns.  Have the LAPD disarmed themselves yet?

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 13:03 | 3230672 spinone
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The answer to guns is fewer guns for lawful citizens, and more for the police.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 13:20 | 3230718 Peter Pan
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Something tells me that the police may still be "looking" for Dorner even after he is found and killed, much like they did with Osama Bin Laden. Everything has an agenda.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 14:32 | 3230899 e_goldstein
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Rumour has it that there is a shortage of scissors.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:39 | 3230578 Shizzmoney
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I have a relative who is a cop, say the same thing.  Fuck the bureaucrats.

If you are gonna go down, go down firing!

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 13:32 | 3230747 Peter Pan
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There may some really rotten apples in the police force but we must be careful not to let our whole thinking about the police to be contaminated by those rotten apples.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 14:10 | 3230850 NemoDeNovo
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The minute more "Good Cops" stand up and expose the corruption, I'll buy that line, but I have heard that shit for decades now and things have NOT gotten better, only owrse, so IMHO that old line is worn out and tired, actions speak louder then appeasement words at this point for me, YMMV.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 14:18 | 3230863 Peter Pan
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I understand your sentiment but do not agree with it even though I am not down voting you. However, your sentiment means that NO police force would somehow have resulted in a better system of law and order. Is this possible?

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 14:25 | 3230882 NemoDeNovo
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I support the Non-Agression Principal, and not by tacit using a "Police Force" to enforce my will on others.  Give the following vid a listen and see what you THINK, honestly and logically because the conversation needs to start as soon as possible as 'merica is FINISHED.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 15:10 | 3230970 Peter Pan
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I listened to the link and agree with you in principal. My fear however is that if society and law and order break down and supermarket shelves and basic services cease to flow as usual, then we are going to see plenty of aggression by those who will attempt to obtain basic neccesities by any means possible, not out of a violent streak but out of sheer necessity.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 21:13 | 3231787 Matt
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Isn't that one of the reasons to have a volunteer militia? Rather than a paid mercenary army?

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 20:11 | 3231661 toys for tits
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I now agree with you now that police are most of the problem, which is a new way of thinking for me.


The president of Georgia (the country) fired all 30,000 traffic cops and crime went down.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:39 | 3230579 resurger
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scary +1

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:36 | 3230512 Number 156
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Google has been known to 'engineer' their results anyway. 

My result: "About 221,000,000 results (0.14 seconds)"
Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:38 | 3230577 Number 156
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Either way, Im building a spaceship to take me away from earth. Anyone care to join?

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 13:24 | 3230732 A Nanny Moose
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An ark. Can I bring my unicorn this time?

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 16:21 | 3231095 Umh
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How old are you?

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 15:32 | 3231009 michael_engineer
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You are gonna take that spaceship out behind the next comet I bet.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:29 | 3230517 bnbdnb
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Put the words in quotes.


"Chris" is highly common.


"Chris Dorner" -500,000

"Federal Reserve" - 40,000,000

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 13:26 | 3230725 SafelyGraze
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with quotes "bank for international settlements"

About 972,000 results

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 14:08 | 3230844 Harbanger
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"Chris Christie"

About 10,200,000 Buffets

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:25 | 3230518 Cloud9.5
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Dorner is a dead man walking. I have no sympathy for him. Having said that, I find this an interesting case study in systemic failure. He is a product of the system. Having received training in both the military and the LAPD, he is perfectly positioned to wreak havoc on the very same entity that trained him. One man cannot sustain an attack on law enforcement for more than a few hours without community support. Fatigue will get him. His demise is inevitable unless elements within the community rally behind him and give him support.


What is more interesting is that he has single handedly turned the LAPD upside down. They are afraid as evidenced by their shooting at shadows. In the broader scope of things, they have been shown to be vulnerable. Others are watching. The question before us is this an anomaly or is it the first outbreak of a growing contagion?


It is an age old pattern, action is followed by reaction.  The sympathy this guy is garnishing may lead to escalation.    All that is needed for escalation to occur is for a few gangland wannabes to decide it is open season on the LAPD.  Should that happen, this thing could really pop.   When control freaks start to lose control, they immediately ratchet up to lock downs.  In a lock down nothing moves. 


Should it last a day or two, then it will be viewed as a minor inconvenience and quickly forgotten.  Should it last longer than that, a new dynamic will emerge. After a few days, the population will find itself prisoner to the forces that were set up to serve and protect them.  They will come to discover that their issues are relatively unimportant.


Domestic violence cases, trespasses and burglaries will not be responded to in any kind of timely manner.  Soon it will become readily apparent that any security that is provided will be provided for the police and their families.  More missteps will take place.  More innocents will be killed or injured.


Over a protracted period of time, the LAPD will lose legitimacy in the eyes of the general public.    At that point the statist’s argument that the LAPD should have a monopoly of force will lose credence within the general population.


What happened in New Orleans may play out in LA in that some police units could go rogue.  Should that happen, others will simply walk off the job.   In some areas gangs already have a monopoly of force.  I suspect should things unwind, in other more upscale areas, some of our gun abolitionists may very well come to lament their lack of high capacity magazines.




Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:31 | 3230546 fonzannoon
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I have not followed it much but it seems like this guy Dorner had a legitimate gripe. I assume that Al Sharpton and other activists are out there stomping the pavement riling up supporters for this guy right?

Or are they just letting him twist?

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:37 | 3230570 dracos_ghost
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Ssssshhhh, Diane Feinstein has to get the waiver for ex-cops in the gun bill first. Way to think it through Senator Sweet Cheeks.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:50 | 3230627 Bob
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He's being allowed to twist.  Post 9-11 "propriety" and all. 

Think how easy it would be for copy cats to turn this thing into a serious insurrection.  Dangerous stuff, this. 

A whole lot of people across the politcal spectrum are savoring the notion of cops feeling the fear for a change, however.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:31 | 3230550 CH1
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Cops in CA have already shot 2 Asian women and one white surfer. They SUCK.

Think of the incompetence: Dorner is a large black man. 270 pounds or so.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 13:59 | 3230827 Harbanger
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He looks a little bit like your avatar.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:34 | 3230562 Bad Attitude
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Gun control advocates - even the most rabid ones - say police (and military) should have guns even as they say everyone else should be disarmed. I wonder how this whole Chris Dorner situation will figure into the only-police-and-military-should-have-guns argument.

Two semesters of Criminal Procedure taught me that the police are not your friend.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:42 | 3230595 CH1
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Two semesters of Criminal Procedure taught me that the police are not your friend.

I spent decades in a large city, and I know ONE good cop.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 13:16 | 3230705 Bad Attitude
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I had a friend who was a police officer who had many interesting experiences that juxtaposed well with what we were learning in law school. He regularly reminded me "You have no rights on the street. You only have rights in court." And, he was a good cop.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 14:13 | 3230854 NemoDeNovo
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The whole "Good Cop" thing IMHO is just a Marketing Strategy to keep the slaves inline and not our right rebelling against the Tyranny.  For me it holds NO water, true People of Honor would not stay and support a system that is corrupt to the core, just my 2c.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 16:52 | 3231137 CH1
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The whole "Good Cop" thing IMHO is just a Marketing Strategy to keep the slaves inline and not our right rebelling against the Tyranny.

Definitely, although there are a very few decent cops that still somehow exist.

They used to be called Peace Officers, but that was long ago, before fear ruled the airwaves.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 14:53 | 3230939 mofreedom
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powerless to PROTECT you, not PUNISH you.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:48 | 3230569 Wakanda
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2013 - Year of the Snakes Eating Their Own Tails

AKA - Blowback is a bitch

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:57 | 3230653 fonzannoon
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Release the junkers!

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 13:12 | 3230659 Shell Game
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Seems like it's been eating its own tail for a century now..

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:42 | 3230599 Sabibaby
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Corruption is begining to be dealt with. Anyone shot or killed is collateral damage. The war has already begun. The legitimacy of the LAPD or ANY police force for that matter is gone. Completely, these thugs will be hold up in financial buildings when the peolpe begin to take vengence on the financial terroists of the world. These pigs will be shooting at the people they're supposed to protect and protecting the people destroying America. 

They made a choice, that is their choice to live or die with. Collateral damage happens everyday through drone strikes in Afganastan. It's now come to America.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 13:07 | 3230683 calltoaccount
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Full article w Christopher Dorner Manifesto:
Read it and understand why the NYTimes and other MSM lackeys of TPTB don't want you to read it-- and have buried it, as they do all news of the ongoing massive criminal betrayal of the public by the bankster-owned & operated corporate state.

You'll also discover that Dorner is an extraordinarily perceptive, feeling, thinking human being, a patriotic, true-blue American with a strong sense of right and wrong, personal dignity and integrity.  A man who felt so betrayed by a thoroughly corrupt system that he consciously undertook to try to change it by committing unthinkable acts--  the only way he logically conceived he could bring attention to his plight-- consistent with the guiding mantra of mainstream TV that "if it bleeds, it leads."  
Dorner saw no other way to get attention for all the wrongdoing he observed and was subjected to, than to become "a necessary evil" himself.  In his own words:  

"To my friends listed below, I wish we could have grown old together and spent more time together. When you reminisce of our friendship and experiences, think of that and that only. Do not dwell on my recent actions the last few days. This was a necessary evil that had to be executed in order for me to obtain my NAME back. The only thing that changes policy and garners attention is death."

Indeed, this tragic drama shows what can happen when someone good and true finally come to realize how badly they have been used and abused-- and are left, in their minds (and in cold reality), with no recourse other than to suffer or rebel. 


Sun, 02/10/2013 - 13:32 | 3230740 Bob
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His emphasis upon his "name" reaches deep into an experience that most of us find primarily in noble fantasies and heroic movies, imo. 

"What's your name

"Kunta Kinte!"

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 14:54 | 3230937 Harbanger
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The movies Roots and Mississippi burning have been primarily used to justify reverse racism and racial divisions in the country, not to educate people.  We now know that Hollywood has a political agenda today just as it did then.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 18:55 | 3231085 Bob
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Some people will obviously not stand for education unless it's on their terms.  And they typically see no justification for learning things they don't like, so there it is. 

Just an annoyance.  At best. 

That still leaves the real world.  Try calling a black man "out of his name" and see how things go. 

It's not about a movie. It's about a code of honor you don't just talk about. 

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 21:25 | 3231823 Harbanger
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I just noted that you edited you comment,

"That still leaves the real world. Try calling a black man "out of his name" and see how things go. "

You must be a very small man.  Bound by fear and political correctness.   Code of honor you don't just talk about?  WTF? What's the V for vagina?

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 14:32 | 3230901 Meatballs
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Sun, 02/10/2013 - 17:29 | 3231220 Freddie
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We saw the same thing in NYC.  They shot up Manhattan and hit a bunch of bystanders.  Eventually some bullets found the perp. Amazing incompetence and total disregard for public safety. 

Same thing in LA.  Dorner is a fat, slow, out of shape donut boy who is large and dark skinned .  No racial slight here just point out that Dorner would be very easy to spot.  If you saw the guy it would be pretty obvious who he was.  He is very recognizable. 

The LA PD cops shot up two Asian women and a white surfer dude who looked nothing like Dorner.   Are they blind as well as corrupt and incompetent?  The dude will have a hard time hiding because of his large size.

When things fall apart - these Barney Fife's are gonna be in a world of hurt.  My guess is they will flee like LA PD did in the Rodney King riots.  Or how they waited outside til the shooting stopped at Columbine.  

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:57 | 3230654 Stares straight...
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Are the down arrows for cloud9.5 because he missed the point of the article, or because of his opinions on the Dorner phenomenom? At the risk of continuing OTC, I agree with cloud9.5. Also note what Dorner said in his "manifesto"; that he is trained in counterinsurgency and that what makes insurgents so effective against their more powerful opponents, is their disregard for their own life. They " embrace death," as a way of life. The entitlement generation has a long way to go, philosophically, in my opinion!

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 13:36 | 3230754 Sabibaby
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I didn't down vote Cloud9.5 but I can say that this is the precedent our leaders have set. This is America now, important people should listen more, or maybe they don't care and have been preparing for this day?

The only thing that changes policy and garners attention is death.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 13:55 | 3230815 Comrade de Chaos
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Please read his unedited manifesto. I had a similar opinion but once you read it, you will realize that while he was broken by the system and went too far, he is anythingbut a product of the system.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 15:02 | 3230954 Freddie
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I agree with most of your post.  I think the Calif mega ponzi is falling apart.  The unionized govt employees and illegals are bankrupting the state.  If CA starts to fall apart - who will retard Moonbeam gonna call?  CA National Guard?  Will they even show up?  I would doubt it.  The cops and highway patrol will be home protecting their house and the police station.

Dorner is just mad he got kicked out of the corrupt LA PD club.  Libs posting messages on LA Times et al make him out to be Rambo and a SEAL.  He was in the Navy Reserve and is a decent shot.  Supposedly he got hassled at LA PD because he was/is fat.  They had video of him running with other cops and he was slow and out of breath.  Just another fat thug that LA PD kick out of their corrupt club.

He is for gun control, loves O, loves violent hollywood shit movies, is a retard who watches Tv and loves celebs.  He was also made out to be highly intelligent by the libs posting and the media.  If he does shout outs to idiot celebs, loves hollywood, Tv, O, wants to ban guns, is fat pile of shit then he is not "intelligent." Just another moron.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 15:39 | 3231023 XitSam
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A couple points to add. First, other than local police procedures, Dorner has no special training for the battle he is waging. Imagine what a couple ex-special forces guys could do, or even ordinary guys with pre-positioned supplies or community support. Second, when attacked, the police at all ranks will join together and to hell with everyone and everything else. They are saying they will now review his firing ... Dorner listed a lot of other things wrong with LAPD, the review is just blowing PR smoke.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 18:03 | 3231317 Freddie
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No way he is up in those snow covered mountains of Big Bear.  He would last a few hours.  The guy is fat, out of shape and probably has high blood pressure.  He is just another out of shape LA PD thug who got kicked off the gravy train and is pissed.  LA PD is totally corrupt like LA/Hollywood/California and the USA.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:25 | 3230521 From Germany Wi...
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I can tell you what's wrong: you can't google. If you search for a sequence of words, you need to put them in quotes:

"chris dorner" = 1.290.000 results
"federal reserve" = 40.600.000 results

What you have been googling for is more or less all pages with the words chris and dorner. FAIL.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:28 | 3230541 Tyler Durden
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And if you google just "federal" you get 971,000,000 results. Boolean searches are independent of quotes.

Any other ideas from Germany?

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:30 | 3230545 bnbdnb
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Yeah....Sorry TD you lose. google "Chris"....


Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:34 | 3230558 Tyler Durden
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Which is why the search chris dorner without " " references the search chris dorner not chris or dorner.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:44 | 3230604 bnbdnb
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Don't downvote whiney bitch.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 13:38 | 3230763 espirit
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Google this:



LAPD     0  

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:43 | 3230600 samcontrol
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to compare the fed reserve and this guy i never heard of is ridiculous , you do have offshore ;) readers..
It's all one big milkshake with a little of everything in it= yuck, boring , crisis running a little late journalism.

The superbowl was the most watched sports event in history, sarc , while real football is for wimps.....

say what ????

they ALL have one thing in common, they are ALL fixed !!

Have no clue if "chris" is " fixed" .

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 13:13 | 3230698 spinone
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...but will return the phrase *chris apple and jim dorner*.  As long as the page has both search terms in it it will be returned.

the search "chris dorner"  will return only "chris dorner".


Still, its fun to read the comments.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 14:25 | 3230881 From Germany Wi...
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Yeah, especially when it's all based on the inability to google properly. Or the inability to backtrack and say "Oops".

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 15:10 | 3230972 defender
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Google quit using boolean operands years ago.  Try it yourself.

Plusses are no longer respected and rarely change search results, quotes will sometimes change results but rarely in a useful way, and minusses are completely useless. Even the "advanced search" page is largely irrelevant.

If I was actually motivated, I could probably find an article discussing the switch from boolean to "conceptual" results.  Since this is Sunday, I don't feel like wasting my time on it.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 21:25 | 3231820 Matt
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It's funny, because when the other search engines were all about advertising, Google was all about providing good results. Now Google is all about advertising, it is time to move on to the next startup that is focused on results, until they go public and have to start generating revenues, then on to the next one. Rinse repeat.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 14:34 | 3230904 From Germany Wi...
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This isn't about boolean logic. It's about sequence versus no sequence.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 18:06 | 3231327 Deacon Frost
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Tyler is right again as usual

Basic Search Tips for Boolean Operators Explained

Quotation marks

“ ”

• Requires words to be searched as a phrase, in the exact order you type them.

“Chris Dorner”


AND is the default and only needs to be typed if you are using other Boolean operators with ( ).

Chris Dorner

is logically the same as Chris AND Dorner

• The more words you enter connected by AND, the fewer documents you get. All your words will be searched on


 The AND operator is generally used to join different kinds of concepts, different aspects of the question.

 "Chris Dorner" AND "Southern California" AND mountains

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 21:38 | 3231852 Matt
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Holy hell, just do it and compare the results. Logic is irrelevant. What matters is how Google actually works.

Chris Dorner   = 224 million results, containing both keywords Chris and Dorner, but not neccessarily together, including Christopher Dorner, Christina Dorner, etc.

"Chris Dorner" = 1.18 million results containing exaclty 'Chris Dorner' together as a single phrase.

Chris AND Dorner = 139 million results containing both Chris and Dorner

Chris OR Dorner = 1.34 Billion results containing either Chris or Dorner, like Dorner Conveyors.

While the sorting algorithm should still put most relevant results first, you will always get far more results if you do not use quotes.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 18:33 | 3231391 Freddie
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Wow!   People are seeing LA PD and loads of cops as thugs. Public turning on cops who are shooting up pickups with innocent Asian women and white surfers.  

ZH'ers junking Tyler for no reason. WTF?!

We are headed for full retard folks.  This shit is getting real now. Keep your powder dry.   ;-)

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 14:24 | 3230876 From Germany Wi...
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Yes. Learn to google. LEARN TO GOOGLE.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:38 | 3230575 suteibu
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Who the hell uses quotes to find anything on google?

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:45 | 3230605 bnbdnb
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You use quotes to rid yourself of nonsense results.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 13:18 | 3230714 spinone
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bnbdnb - People like help from others with expertise, unless they use that expertise to insult them.  Your help will be appreciated if you are pleasant.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 15:09 | 3230969 bnbdnb
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The downvoters are the idiots.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 15:48 | 3231040 XitSam
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Steer manure. People like being told they are right.  Sometimes they will grudgeingly accept when proved wrong.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:49 | 3230621 suteibu
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Too bad it doesn't work on the ZH comment section.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 14:22 | 3230873 From Germany Wi...
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People who know how to use google properly?

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:25 | 3230525 Pretorian
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Dude is revenging Ron Paul campaign sabotage. 

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 13:02 | 3230668 Shell Game
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Revenge is best served cold, there's still plenty to dish..

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:26 | 3230529 Stud Duck
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When one of their own goes rouge, they have a real problem.

Weird how the MSM is keeping to same line onhim but the intersted public is cheering for Dorner.

A movie will be out on the deal by next summer. but I doubt any sympathy for C Dorner!

I guess he is a little pissed about killling civilians in Iraq and no parade  when he came home!

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:46 | 3230612 Sabibaby
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I think there will be riots once he's caught. LAPD has no idea what they've gotten themselves into.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:53 | 3230623 Water Is Wet
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"When one of their own goes rouge..."

OMG, when a cop wears makeup?!  At least he chose rouge, instead of chartreuse, or beige.  Maybe he always wanted to star at Moulin Rouge.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:26 | 3230532 Rainman
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One takes lives and the other destroys lifestyles. Both to be feared equally, I say.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:27 | 3230533 espirit
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I thought I saw Dormer in Miami, or it could have been Chicago, Detroit, Metro DC, etc, etc, etc.

Back to General Hospital reruns until the cops show up.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:33 | 3230556 CH1
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Where's the 800 line for hot tips?

I saw him at Nancy Pelosi's house. Swarm! Swarm! Swarm!

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:39 | 3230584 espirit
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Let's not give the "Swatists" any ideas.


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