Meanwhile In Los Angeles...

Tyler Durden's picture

Just because mistakes are made all the time.

h/t nazarioz

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sunaJ's picture

Sadly, this guy could transform himself into a white 72 year-old newspaper woman and he would still be in danger. 

MrX's picture

that shirt is a genius way to hide in plain sight.

Oh yeah, plus this:

Super Broccoli's picture

yeah SHOOOOOOT ! we'll check later who he was

Fish Gone Bad's picture

I really got to get me one of those shirts.

redpill's picture

Intrade should open lines on the odds of getting shot due to being mistaken for Chris Dorner while wearing an "I'm not Chris Dorner" shirt.

Say What Again's picture

Wow... Mr. RP...

Talk about the collective unconscious!

You beat me by about 10 seconds.

55 men's picture

He better get one with flashing NEON lights, just to be sure. That might help the odds a little.

tbone654's picture

Shirt is funnier if the guy wearing it looked like say "spike lee"...  or "webster"...

PersonalResponsibility's picture

OT:  Hey Tyler(s), here's another inflationary bookmark:

Maker's Mark defends watering down its bourbon


PersonalResponsibility's picture

Well, there you go.  I should have known they'd be on top of it.

Randall Cabot's picture

Multicultural Mayhem

From Dorner's manifesto:

Those Caucasian officers who join South Bureau divisions (77th,SW,SE, and Harbor) with the sole intent to victimize minorities who are uneducated, and unaware of criminal law, civil law, and civil rights. You prefer the South bureau because a use of force/deadly force is likely and the individual you use UOF on will likely not report it. You are a high value target.

Those Black officers in supervisory ranks and pay grades who stay in south bureau (even though you live in the [San Fernando] Valley or [Orange County]) for the sole intent of getting retribution toward subordinate caucasians officers for the pain and hostile work environment their elders inflicted on you as probationers (P-1?s) and novice P-2’s. You are a high value target. You perpetuated the cycle of racism in the department as well. You breed a new generation of bigoted caucasian officer when you belittle them and treat them unfairly.

Those Hispanic officers who victimize their own ethnicity because they are new immigrants to this country and are unaware of their civil rights. You call them wetbacks to their face and demean them in front of fellow officers of different ethnicities so that you will receive some sort of acceptance from your colleagues. I’m not impressed. Most likely, your parents or grandparents were immigrants at one time, but you have forgotten that. You are a high value target. …

Those Asian officers who stand by and observe everything I previously mentioned other officers participate in on a daily basis but you say nothing, stand for nothing and protect nothing. Why? Because of your usual saying, " I……don’t like conflict". You are a high value target as well.


tickhound's picture

Read?  They'll be correcting your spelling.  Collecting your taxes... that most of us won't be paying because we won't be working. 

RE-Memo to Humans:

I won't feel guilty subsidizing your consumption.  Guilt is YOUR job. 


The Machine

spentCartridge's picture

Spat out a mouthful of good redeye whiskey on the strength of that one (yes on a Tuesday morning in good old Blighty).

I trade better when I'm drunk these days :)




wee-weed up's picture

Hell, they all look alike!


TheProphet's picture

Try Ridgmont Reserve 1789.

96 proof, better taste, and less expensive.

Doomer's picture

Try Red Breast Whiskey.  No corn, no peat ... whiskey the way God intended it.

LMLP's picture

From your article.... MM diluting to satisfy a "supply shortage"!! ha


Gold,Silver,Lead and BOURBON.... I like it!

10mm's picture

They gonna waterr down the price.Naaaaa

lakecity55's picture

Skeeter has just cancelled all his campaign visits to LA

TheFourthStooge-ing's picture

tbone654 said:

Shirt is funnier if the guy wearing it looked like say "spike lee"...  or "webster"...

...or worn by a white granny lady while driving a medicare scooter with a "don't shoot - this is not a pickup truck!" bumper sticker.

A Nanny Moose's picture

Steve Urkel wearing that shirt, driving a BMW Isetta still wouldn't be safe.

Anusocracy's picture

Time to start selling Chris Dorner masks?


Ness.'s picture

Looks like Chicago wins again.  Can't blame him though, I'd go to where the black criminals are rarely apprehended within a city that 'solves' less than 10% of all handgun crimes.


From SecondCityCop - A CPD blog site.  



LA Killer Headed East? From a source that has been correct in the past:
  • SCC: Please warn officers, UNCONFIRMED info from a very good Fed source: the LA Cop, Dorner, is either in Chicago already, or headed here on a train.

    Up to you to post this, but I'd hate to see our people get hurt for what LAPD created. The news says they lost track of him, my source says that's not true.

    Be extra careful. Put your egos aside. This guy is bad news and it will obviously end in more bloodshed. Hopefully not in Chicago.

    Stay Safe.

Keep an eye out.

bigkahuna's picture

I don't think this guy is running anywhere - he's not done killin' yet.


He's not done until they kill him right there in LA.

nmewn's picture

Well that is interesting...and I ain't sayin it ;-)

Doomer's picture

Yeah, ok ... whatev.

But that would be funny if he were taking Amtrak to Chi-town.

Tango in the Blight's picture

He could disguise himself as Gene Wilder and walk like a white guy to get past the cops.

odatruf's picture

So long as he has a purple suit and top hat.



IrritableBowels's picture

Just as long as he pretends he's doing something other than going to the beach...

Old Poor Richard's picture

If you live in the Windy City and in any way resemble Chris Dorner, look the fuck out.

unrulian's picture

Wonder how many pakistani kids had "i'm just a kid" t-shirts on?

Anusocracy's picture

They all did.

Unfortunately it was in Urdu.

unrulian's picture

could have been in difference

El Oregonian's picture

New Mel Gibson movie "ThunderDrone" where rogue law enforcement agencies do Whack-a-Mole on it's unawares citizens.

lakecity55's picture

How bout a new movie where the cops just shoot people, jus cause they can.

AUD's picture

That one is already on the internet.

Freddie's picture

Cops shoot people's dogs on a daily basis as well. Lame Cheery's site is always way ahead, strange and usually right. He says Dorner is psyops with something coming. Pope leaving is also significant in a bad bad way.

matrix2012's picture

Ha ha ha, cherry is pretty lame :-) anyhow... here it's

alfred b.'s picture


     Oh great, a droner derivative on the CME...somebody plse advise the cftc!    Any expiry date yet??


A Nanny Moose's picture

droner derivative

C'mon man, I am so done with Matt Damon suspense flicks.

Say What Again's picture

I'm surprised that there is nothing on about this little circus!?!?!?

Under "Hot Markets" the first entry is; "Argo to win Academy Award."

I read the screen a bit too fast, and for a minute ai thought they were talking about "ALGOs."