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Just because mistakes are made all the time.

h/t nazarioz

 

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Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:13 | 3235126 max2205
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Classic

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:23 | 3235157 sunaJ
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Sadly, this guy could transform himself into a white 72 year-old newspaper woman and he would still be in danger. 

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:25 | 3235159 MrX
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that shirt is a genius way to hide in plain sight.

Oh yeah, plus this: http://youtu.be/aXGt2XOeCJc

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:27 | 3235168 Super Broccoli
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yeah SHOOOOOOT ! we'll check later who he was

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:32 | 3235186 Fish Gone Bad
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I really got to get me one of those shirts.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:35 | 3235195 redpill
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Intrade should open lines on the odds of getting shot due to being mistaken for Chris Dorner while wearing an "I'm not Chris Dorner" shirt.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:38 | 3235205 Say What Again
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Wow... Mr. RP...

Talk about the collective unconscious!

You beat me by about 10 seconds.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:55 | 3235254 Enslavethechild...
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Drones R US

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:17 | 3235326 55 men
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He better get one with flashing NEON lights, just to be sure. That might help the odds a little.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:42 | 3235376 tbone654
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Shirt is funnier if the guy wearing it looked like say "spike lee"...  or "webster"...

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:54 | 3235394 PersonalRespons...
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OT:  Hey Tyler(s), here's another inflationary bookmark:

Maker's Mark defends watering down its bourbon

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/02/11/makers-mark-bourbon...

 

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 22:07 | 3235423 PersonalRespons...
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Well, there you go.  I should have known they'd be on top of it.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 22:12 | 3235430 Randall Cabot
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Multicultural Mayhem

From Dorner's manifesto:

Those Caucasian officers who join South Bureau divisions (77th,SW,SE, and Harbor) with the sole intent to victimize minorities who are uneducated, and unaware of criminal law, civil law, and civil rights. You prefer the South bureau because a use of force/deadly force is likely and the individual you use UOF on will likely not report it. You are a high value target.

Those Black officers in supervisory ranks and pay grades who stay in south bureau (even though you live in the [San Fernando] Valley or [Orange County]) for the sole intent of getting retribution toward subordinate caucasians officers for the pain and hostile work environment their elders inflicted on you as probationers (P-1?s) and novice P-2’s. You are a high value target. You perpetuated the cycle of racism in the department as well. You breed a new generation of bigoted caucasian officer when you belittle them and treat them unfairly.

Those Hispanic officers who victimize their own ethnicity because they are new immigrants to this country and are unaware of their civil rights. You call them wetbacks to their face and demean them in front of fellow officers of different ethnicities so that you will receive some sort of acceptance from your colleagues. I’m not impressed. Most likely, your parents or grandparents were immigrants at one time, but you have forgotten that. You are a high value target. …

Those Asian officers who stand by and observe everything I previously mentioned other officers participate in on a daily basis but you say nothing, stand for nothing and protect nothing. Why? Because of your usual saying, " I……don’t like conflict". You are a high value target as well.

 

 

 

 

http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/2013/02/christopher-dorner-the-lapd-is-a-racial-dystopia/#more-17725   

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 23:15 | 3235546 markmotive
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Hopefully drones can read.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 00:19 | 3235715 tickhound
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Read?  They'll be correcting your spelling.  Collecting your taxes... that most of us won't be paying because we won't be working. 

RE-Memo to Humans:

I won't feel guilty subsidizing your consumption.  Guilt is YOUR job. 

Best,

The Machine

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 07:09 | 3236106 spentCartridge
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Spat out a mouthful of good redeye whiskey on the strength of that one (yes on a Tuesday morning in good old Blighty).

I trade better when I'm drunk these days :)

 

 

Thanks.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 01:18 | 3235862 wee-weed up
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Hell, they all look alike!

/sarc

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 22:12 | 3235433 TheProphet
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Try Ridgmont Reserve 1789.

96 proof, better taste, and less expensive.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 01:18 | 3235863 Doomer
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Try Red Breast Whiskey.  No corn, no peat ... whiskey the way God intended it.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 03:28 | 3235996 LMLP
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From your article.... MM diluting to satisfy a "supply shortage"!! ha

 

Gold,Silver,Lead and BOURBON.... I like it!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 08:00 | 3236141 10mm
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They gonna waterr down the price.Naaaaa

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:53 | 3235396 DaveyJones
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or Of. Tim Singer

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 23:03 | 3235527 lakecity55
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Skeeter has just cancelled all his campaign visits to LA

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 23:27 | 3235580 TheFourthStooge-ing
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tbone654 said:

Shirt is funnier if the guy wearing it looked like say "spike lee"...  or "webster"...

...or worn by a white granny lady while driving a medicare scooter with a "don't shoot - this is not a pickup truck!" bumper sticker.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 01:29 | 3235879 A Nanny Moose
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Steve Urkel wearing that shirt, driving a BMW Isetta still wouldn't be safe.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:55 | 3235401 Anusocracy
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Time to start selling Chris Dorner masks?

 

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 06:55 | 3236102 StandardDeviant
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"I am Spartacus"?

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 18:37 | 3238125 Jena
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More like "I'm not Spartacus".

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:37 | 3235369 Ness.
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Looks like Chicago wins again.  Can't blame him though, I'd go to where the black criminals are rarely apprehended within a city that 'solves' less than 10% of all handgun crimes.

 

From SecondCityCop - A CPD blog site.  

 

 

LA Killer Headed East? From a source that has been correct in the past:
  • SCC: Please warn officers, UNCONFIRMED info from a very good Fed source: the LA Cop, Dorner, is either in Chicago already, or headed here on a train.

    Up to you to post this, but I'd hate to see our people get hurt for what LAPD created. The news says they lost track of him, my source says that's not true.

    Be extra careful. Put your egos aside. This guy is bad news and it will obviously end in more bloodshed. Hopefully not in Chicago.

    Stay Safe.

Keep an eye out.

http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:58 | 3235403 bigkahuna
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I don't think this guy is running anywhere - he's not done killin' yet.

 

He's not done until they kill him right there in LA.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:57 | 3235409 nmewn
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Well that is interesting...and I ain't sayin it ;-)

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 01:22 | 3235867 Doomer
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Yeah, ok ... whatev.

But that would be funny if he were taking Amtrak to Chi-town.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 01:31 | 3235884 A Nanny Moose
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"Silver Streak"

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 05:41 | 3236066 Tango in the Blight
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He could disguise himself as Gene Wilder and walk like a white guy to get past the cops.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 09:09 | 3236223 odatruf
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So long as he has a purple suit and top hat.

 

 

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 09:10 | 3236224 IrritableBowels
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Just as long as he pretends he's doing something other than going to the beach...

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 09:00 | 3236215 Old Poor Richard
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If you live in the Windy City and in any way resemble Chris Dorner, look the fuck out.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:52 | 3235377 unrulian
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Wonder how many pakistani kids had "i'm just a kid" t-shirts on?

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 22:00 | 3235411 Anusocracy
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They all did.

Unfortunately it was in Urdu.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 22:30 | 3235462 unrulian
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could have been in english...no difference

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:55 | 3235402 El Oregonian
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New Mel Gibson movie "ThunderDrone" where rogue law enforcement agencies do Whack-a-Mole on it's unawares citizens.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 23:00 | 3235522 lakecity55
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How bout a new movie where the cops just shoot people, jus cause they can.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 23:04 | 3235528 AUD
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That one is already on the internet.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 01:05 | 3235846 Freddie
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Cops shoot people's dogs on a daily basis as well. Lame Cheery's site is always way ahead, strange and usually right. He says Dorner is psyops with something coming. Pope leaving is also significant in a bad bad way.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 08:05 | 3236148 matrix2012
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Ha ha ha, cherry is pretty lame :-) anyhow... here it's http://lamecherry.blogspot.com/

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 23:56 | 3235655 alfred b.
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     Oh great, a droner derivative on the CME...somebody plse advise the cftc!    Any expiry date yet??

 

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 01:34 | 3235887 A Nanny Moose
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droner derivative

C'mon man, I am so done with Matt Damon suspense flicks.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:28 | 3235197 Say What Again
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I'm surprised that there is nothing on www.Intrade.com about this little circus!?!?!?

Under "Hot Markets" the first entry is; "Argo to win Academy Award."

I read the screen a bit too fast, and for a minute ai thought they were talking about "ALGOs."

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:43 | 3235381 tbone654
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vegas prop bets anyone?

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 23:26 | 3235578 JohnG
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I'll give 3:1 on Dorner.

I'm ex-mil, tough bastards.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 23:31 | 3235591 tickhound
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2:1 you're already a government target.  You enlisted.  You fucked up.  Don't get mad at me, I'm on your side.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 00:30 | 3235748 JohnG
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This is exactly why I don't fly anywhere.  I'm on "the list."

The last time, through TSA, we all missed our flight because of the three hour "interview."

Fuck them.  I'll take a ship out.

And for the record, I was drafted in 68.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 01:01 | 3235808 tickhound
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Just like my dad.  OCS?  Vietnam, Viet-ran... Irrelevant regarding being "too capable."

But let's face it.  You fucked up.  You went and got yourself drafted. 

 

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 01:19 | 3235864 willwork4food
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On the list? What did you do to make them 'interview' you for 3 hours, and not get on the 'no-fly list?

Jesus, this is getting weird.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 22:47 | 3235486 jballz
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damn... there has to be a few dozen people at least who know the winners in advance. Seems one could make a shitload of money on that one, 

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:52 | 3235246 A Lunatic
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I'd expect as much from a piece of broccoli............

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:32 | 3235185 Obama4Ever
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Was I just Rick Rolled NG?

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:11 | 3235309 The Gooch
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right on, Mr. X.
I dig contrast.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:25 | 3235163 nmewn
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Or a Korean store owner.

What? ;-)

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:26 | 3235355 New_Meat
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We might play a bit on this.

So: a dark blue (allegedly Squid) failure (allegedly) kills 3 people?  LAPD (allegedly) ace a couple of babes in a car (allegedly) that is (allegedly) the same as the (allegedly)vehicle that he was (allegedly) driving in.

wtf???

- Ned

 

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 22:17 | 3235436 nmewn
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I really don't think its anymore than cop paranoia of one of their own caught up in the shit spewed out as Kalifornia logic...but...lol.

If I were in a position to direct forces toward a particular target(s) I wanted eliminated (for whatever reason)...what better way?

I wouldn't be suspected, all I did was drect the call to forces "on the ground" as part of my job. Any liability for "getting it wrong" is born by the state...I still get my pension.

This could be a great conspiracy thread ;-)

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 22:58 | 3235518 lakecity55
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I'm surprised the bros in the hood have not been calling the LAPP and giving fake sightings on Droner.

They could really have them even more jacked up, chasing their tails.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 23:09 | 3235538 nmewn
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Thats the fucked up thing about complictaed command & control structures the fascists are so enthralled with and will never process through their thick heads...there's a billion ways to defeat it.

I mean really LA...come on..."everbudy up in here got Obamao phones, ya now!!!" ;-)

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 02:18 | 3235949 SomebodySpecial
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I'm surprised it isn't open season on cops in the hood. They'll all be blamed on Dorner. And when they cook him...the cases will be closed.

He's been got. Perfect cover.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 05:52 | 3236071 Henry Hub
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During the riots in the sixties the word in the black ghettos was "OFF THE PIGS" and a lot of cops were targeted and some killed. A little history that has been suppressed.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 23:32 | 3235592 JohnG
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The news release stated that Dorner was driving a Nissan Titan.  Stupid fucks shot a Toyota TACOMA 74 times (I think was the total hit count).  And it clearly reads TACOMA on the talegate???

Dumb fucks.

Plus it's braking the damn law?  Innocent until proven guilty?  Remember that?

LAPD apparently not so much.

 

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 00:56 | 3235820 OldPhart
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That was dumb.  This is even dumber...

After all, David Perdue is a thin white man who looks nothing like Dorner.

Perdue left his Redondo Beach home and was driving through Torrance to the beach for some early morning surfing on Thursday when he was stopped. Officers guarding the home of a law enforcement official targeted by Dorner questioned him because his Honda Ridgeline pickup truck resembled the vehicle investigators believed Dorner was driving.

Seconds after he drove away, Perdue's truck was broadsided by a Torrance police car at the corner of Flagler Land and Beryl Street, said his attorney Robert Sheahen.

"These lunatics broadsided the side of his truck, spun him around and started shooting at him," Sheahen said. "Now they're attempting to say they couldn't tell if the guy they were shooting at was a white guy or a black guy because David's airbag went off."

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 01:26 | 3235876 willwork4food
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If the police officers do not care who they might kill that might be innocent, then fuck them.

I hope there's a bunch of pissed of relatives of their victims they created that decide to go medieval on their ass.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:33 | 3235187 TBT or not TBT
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You're either a cop or you're not.  T shirt will be of no help.   Only a uniform and badge.

Reminds me of that cop's line to...Harrison Ford...why is always him?.... when the dystopic future LA cops were forcing him, in Blade Runner, to take on airing out some escaped "skin jobs" for them.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:48 | 3235234 Big Corked Boots
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"You know the score, pal. You're not cop, you're little people!"

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:34 | 3235365 Yes_Questions
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+1

 

 

 

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 22:50 | 3235498 Dr. Eldon Tyrell
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I'm surprised you didn't come here sooner.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:23 | 3235344 johnconnor
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I thought he was Morgan Freeman

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 22:33 | 3235463 eclectic syncretist
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Kind of makes one yearn for a kinder gentler time doesn't it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5gRIud57jQ

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 00:16 | 3235713 Seize Mars
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eclectic syncretist = Cyclic Erectness Tit

Anagrams. I'm here to help.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 07:23 | 3236117 Cap Matifou
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More sadly, this is not a joke.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:34 | 3235190 Buck Johnson
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Thats funny as hell.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 22:50 | 3235499 CheapBastard
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makes ya wonder what the 100,000 E Rak war veterans are thinking right now as they watch all this stuff....mmmmm

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 00:26 | 3235744 H E D G E H O G
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somebody had to say it, CHRIS DRONER !!!!!!!!!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 00:55 | 3235817 williambanzai7
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RAMBRO

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 05:12 | 3236049 thisandthat
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He might also consider a DON'T DRONE ME, BRO!, or I'M NOT YOUR GUY! sign (high viz, ir compat, preferably) on the rooftop of his car, just in case.

edit: someone beat me to it lol

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 05:17 | 3236056 thisandthat
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On a second though, you might want a I AM CHRIS DORNER sign, instead - given the circumstances, you'll probably be safer that way.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:14 | 3235128 Say What Again
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I painted my truck in bright orange.

One can never be too safe.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:15 | 3235135 SHEEPFUKKER
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Assuming the drone operators are not color blind.....

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:17 | 3235140 Say What Again
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Good point...

I think the video from those things kinda looks like an old video game.

Does anyone remember "Tank?"  I ruled on that game!!!!

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:16 | 3235137 HelluvaEngineer
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Poor choice.  16yo drone pilot can see that from 10 miles away.  I painted mine "blacktop".

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:19 | 3235147 Say What Again
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I'm going to paint the following on the roof.

.

He went----->

that way ----->

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:35 | 3235194 Fish Gone Bad
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If you drive a big ol' Chevy van, you can write REALLY BIG so it is easy to see from the air.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:58 | 3235263 Enslavethechild...
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Just write "GAME OVER" on your roof.

That'll cause em to put their hands in their pockets and look for another quarter.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:19 | 3235331 Say What Again
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Good one!!!

Now if we can just get one of those hacking groups to "modify" the control computers to show the score on the screen, ring a few bells, & tell them to insert a few more quarters,  I think the proletariat might have a chance.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:04 | 3235282 tenpanhandle
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Be sure to have your left turn signal on as well.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:54 | 3235378 BLOTTO
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The whole damn LAPD is looking for one guy...

.

Can you imagine if it was...2 guys?

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If it was 10 armed and well trained people - they would need to call in the Army.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 22:24 | 3235449 seek
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That fact (along with this incident and the DC sniper one) just goes to prove how peave-loving Americans really are, and how small the actual threat of terrorism is, and by virtual of this, how much of a facade this trillion-dollar security theater is.

 

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 22:53 | 3235507 lakecity55
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Trillion Dollar Fascism.

 

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:45 | 3235383 unrulian
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i painted a bullseye on my neighbors truck...a**hole

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:52 | 3235245 seek
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Great minds think alike. I was looking at some of the ARGO-IS footage the other day, and it was clear all the motion detection was done on contrast, and it occurred to me painting the top of a car to resemble mid-gray asphalt would really mess things up.

That, along with having the entire back of the car painted with random letters and numbers in the same font/size as license plates.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 22:18 | 3235441 Poor Grogman
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Sneaky seeky...

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:32 | 3235181 ersatzteil
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Yesterday I saw the Feds squeeze the 5 into Mexico down to one lane, but they weren't stopping any cars...

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:08 | 3235295 Say What Again
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They do that shit when they get bored.  Then they watch the mayhem from the TV screens & eat popcorn.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:14 | 3235131 cherry picker
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I'd hate to be a black man in LA now and little white gals delivering newspapers in pickups aren't safe either.

Maybe they should pas gun laws for law enforcement, it may be safer out there.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:19 | 3235330 AGuy
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"Maybe they should pas gun laws for law enforcement, it may be safer out there.

Barney Fife Law: All Junor Offices must keep only bullet in Shirt pocket

 

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:46 | 3235384 Teamtc321
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I suggest they ban them from concealed to carry, double sharp scissors.

 

Fucking twilight zone is upon us........

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:15 | 3235132 Wakanda
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I would not assume the LA Police can read.

Does he have a plan B?

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:29 | 3235174 hardcleareye
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Ok now I have to clean up my keyboard........lol

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:37 | 3235208 Fish Gone Bad
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I would not assume the LA Police can read.

What a sad comment on outcome based education, and yet so true.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:00 | 3235270 Enslavethechild...
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Honestly, I know one in Compton that can't put more than three words in a sentance.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:11 | 3235306 quasimodo
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And yet he/she is packing heat.........something is wrong with that picture.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 23:24 | 3235569 Tijuana Donkey Show
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Anyone who can put three words in a sentance wouldn't be caught dead working the beat in Compton. 

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 01:39 | 3235893 Deo vindice
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Right. They would be sentenced to writing lines on the blackboard until their sentence was finished.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 00:31 | 3235755 H E D G E H O G
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No Cop Left Behind

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:40 | 3235214 Hulk
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Everyone should just wear a bullseye tee-shirt, thats the only way to ensure one doesn't get hit...

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:55 | 3235400 Captain Benny
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That only works in New York.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 22:47 | 3235481 hairball48
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The "Zebra" strategy? Some poor sombitch still gets ate by the croc when they cross the river.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:15 | 3235133 HelluvaEngineer
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Now that's Brisk!

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:14 | 3235134 1100-TACTICAL-12
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Don't drone me bro.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:16 | 3235139 diogeneslaertius
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in the morning shitizen

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:52 | 3235243 Say What Again
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Don't bogart that Drone, my friend...

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:17 | 3235136 q99x2
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Everyone needs a shirt like that. If you live in L.A. better get one for your dog and the air clown ad man outside your shop.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:56 | 3235257 Racer
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Farmers ought to hurry up and get some for their cows and horses!

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:16 | 3235138 diogeneslaertius
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everyone who is not chris dorner drinks hella Brisk Iced Tea in the 12 Pack

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:08 | 3235294 tenpanhandle
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Hell, I thought that said frisk.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:18 | 3235144 marco1324
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That false beard and glasses wouldnt fool me!

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:21 | 3235152 monopoly
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That is great. Thank goodness LA is just a small town out in the frontier with just a sheriff or two.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:21 | 3235154 Moe Howard
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Perfect disguise for Chris Dorner!!!

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:24 | 3235161 Say What Again
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Hmmm.

How long does it take to grow a beard?

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 11:07 | 3236564 waterwitch
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I better report this to the mayor for the $1,000,000 reward. Am I too late?

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:23 | 3235158 ziggy59
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If i was black and anywhere near california , or west coast for that matter id be looking to take a vacay asap east bound.

Seems that the authorities that be, shoot first (paper delivery) and ask questions later...

So, choose your poison...snow, or lead...

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:30 | 3235176 Bazza McKenzie
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Well, since they've shot up a couple of Hispanic ladies and a small white guy, it's not obvious blacks are particularly at risk.  LAPD is apparently trying to avoid any claims of racial profiling in their pursuit of Dorner.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:26 | 3235353 nmewn
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Yes, plausible deniability in the event of a lawsuit, good point.

What!...we indiscrimiately shoot at everyone for no apparent reason!

Egggcellent ;-)

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:35 | 3235366 espirit
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LAPD can always claim they got training from the boys in the hood.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/iDnEkFSMRik?rel=0&vq=medium&autoplay=1

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 22:55 | 3235510 nmewn
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ROTFLMAOFFFFFFF!!!

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:06 | 3235286 WmMcK
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You don't have to go that far east -- south's good too.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:25 | 3235165 Yes We Can. But...
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The lady behind him, clutching her daughter, looks unconvinced.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:00 | 3235271 THX 1178
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I think thats Chris Dorner in a white gurl mask.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:26 | 3235169 ersatzteil
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Uesless, I doubt many in the LAPD can read. Their literacy is limited to writing check marks on traffic citations and reading out dosages for their daily roid fixes.

Being a woman, blonde and delivering mail didn't stop 'em from riddling some innocents with bullets last week, what chance does this black man think he has?

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:27 | 3235170 fuu
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Chris should wear one.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:28 | 3235173 Bansters-in-my-...
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looks like his drink of choice is Risk....

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:30 | 3235177 Seasmoke
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The Droner Spark !!!!

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:31 | 3235178 Lmo Mutton
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I smell a photchop revision....

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:34 | 3235192 Say What Again
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What's the spread on the "time of first satire photo" bet?

 

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:36 | 3235199 ersatzteil
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"Not American Please Don't Drone"

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:36 | 3235200 Hulk
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I wonder if it will be safe to wear a chris dorner mask by Halloween ???

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:13 | 3235305 MsCreant
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I heard that he had your mask Hulk. Quick, hide!

 

Mr. Mojo Risin', Mr. Mojo Risin'
Mr. Mojo Risin', Mr. Mojo Risin'
Got to keep on risin'
Mr. Mojo Risin', Mr. Mojo Risin'
Mojo Risin', gotta Mojo Risin'
Mr. Mojo Risin', gotta keep on risin'
Risin', risin'
Gone risin', risin'
I'm gone risin', risin'
I gotta risin', risin'
Well, risin', risin'
I gotta, wooo, yeah, risin'
Woah, oh yeah

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 22:10 | 3235428 Hulk
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LOL !!!

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 23:53 | 3235646 ShakaZulu
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Only if he's gone, dead, and buried by then. 

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:37 | 3235207 chunga
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If the LAPD boyz in blue run into the real Dorner they'd better out number him 1000 - 1.

Six cops blasting away at two unarmed ladies (caught completely by surprise I'm sure lol) and they riddled the neighborhood with bullets.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:51 | 3235241 ersatzteil
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Owing to the LAPD's incompetence, it's gonna be Rambo: First Blood Part 1 in San Bernardino.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:03 | 3235277 Yes We Can. But...
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Remember when the NYPD fired 16 rounds to kill a guy at the Empire State Building, wounding 9 bystanders?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/25/empire-state-building-shooting-...

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