• Knave Dave
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    This past Thursday marked the one-year anniversary of the US stock market’s death when stocks saw their last high. Market bulls have spent a year looking like the walking dead. They’ve...

Meanwhile In Los Angeles...

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Just because mistakes are made all the time.

h/t nazarioz

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Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:13 | 3235126 max2205
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Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:23 | 3235157 sunaJ
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Sadly, this guy could transform himself into a white 72 year-old newspaper woman and he would still be in danger. 

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:25 | 3235159 MrX
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that shirt is a genius way to hide in plain sight.

Oh yeah, plus this: http://youtu.be/aXGt2XOeCJc

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:27 | 3235168 Super Broccoli
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yeah SHOOOOOOT ! we'll check later who he was

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:32 | 3235186 Fish Gone Bad
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I really got to get me one of those shirts.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:35 | 3235195 redpill
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Intrade should open lines on the odds of getting shot due to being mistaken for Chris Dorner while wearing an "I'm not Chris Dorner" shirt.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:38 | 3235205 Say What Again
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Wow... Mr. RP...

Talk about the collective unconscious!

You beat me by about 10 seconds.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:55 | 3235254 Enslavethechild...
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Drones R US

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:17 | 3235326 55 men
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He better get one with flashing NEON lights, just to be sure. That might help the odds a little.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:42 | 3235376 tbone654
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Shirt is funnier if the guy wearing it looked like say "spike lee"...  or "webster"...

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:54 | 3235394 PersonalRespons...
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OT:  Hey Tyler(s), here's another inflationary bookmark:

Maker's Mark defends watering down its bourbon



Mon, 02/11/2013 - 22:07 | 3235423 PersonalRespons...
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Well, there you go.  I should have known they'd be on top of it.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 22:12 | 3235430 Randall Cabot
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Multicultural Mayhem

From Dorner's manifesto:

Those Caucasian officers who join South Bureau divisions (77th,SW,SE, and Harbor) with the sole intent to victimize minorities who are uneducated, and unaware of criminal law, civil law, and civil rights. You prefer the South bureau because a use of force/deadly force is likely and the individual you use UOF on will likely not report it. You are a high value target.

Those Black officers in supervisory ranks and pay grades who stay in south bureau (even though you live in the [San Fernando] Valley or [Orange County]) for the sole intent of getting retribution toward subordinate caucasians officers for the pain and hostile work environment their elders inflicted on you as probationers (P-1?s) and novice P-2’s. You are a high value target. You perpetuated the cycle of racism in the department as well. You breed a new generation of bigoted caucasian officer when you belittle them and treat them unfairly.

Those Hispanic officers who victimize their own ethnicity because they are new immigrants to this country and are unaware of their civil rights. You call them wetbacks to their face and demean them in front of fellow officers of different ethnicities so that you will receive some sort of acceptance from your colleagues. I’m not impressed. Most likely, your parents or grandparents were immigrants at one time, but you have forgotten that. You are a high value target. …

Those Asian officers who stand by and observe everything I previously mentioned other officers participate in on a daily basis but you say nothing, stand for nothing and protect nothing. Why? Because of your usual saying, " I……don’t like conflict". You are a high value target as well.






Mon, 02/11/2013 - 23:15 | 3235546 markmotive
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Hopefully drones can read.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 00:19 | 3235715 tickhound
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Read?  They'll be correcting your spelling.  Collecting your taxes... that most of us won't be paying because we won't be working. 

RE-Memo to Humans:

I won't feel guilty subsidizing your consumption.  Guilt is YOUR job. 


The Machine

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 07:09 | 3236106 spentCartridge
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Spat out a mouthful of good redeye whiskey on the strength of that one (yes on a Tuesday morning in good old Blighty).

I trade better when I'm drunk these days :)




Tue, 02/12/2013 - 01:18 | 3235862 wee-weed up
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Hell, they all look alike!


Mon, 02/11/2013 - 22:12 | 3235433 TheProphet
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Try Ridgmont Reserve 1789.

96 proof, better taste, and less expensive.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 01:18 | 3235863 Doomer
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Try Red Breast Whiskey.  No corn, no peat ... whiskey the way God intended it.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 03:28 | 3235996 LMLP
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From your article.... MM diluting to satisfy a "supply shortage"!! ha


Gold,Silver,Lead and BOURBON.... I like it!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 08:00 | 3236141 10mm
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They gonna waterr down the price.Naaaaa

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:53 | 3235396 DaveyJones
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or Of. Tim Singer

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 23:03 | 3235527 lakecity55
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Skeeter has just cancelled all his campaign visits to LA

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 23:27 | 3235580 TheFourthStooge-ing
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tbone654 said:

Shirt is funnier if the guy wearing it looked like say "spike lee"...  or "webster"...

...or worn by a white granny lady while driving a medicare scooter with a "don't shoot - this is not a pickup truck!" bumper sticker.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 01:29 | 3235879 A Nanny Moose
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Steve Urkel wearing that shirt, driving a BMW Isetta still wouldn't be safe.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:55 | 3235401 Anusocracy
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Time to start selling Chris Dorner masks?


Tue, 02/12/2013 - 06:55 | 3236102 StandardDeviant
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"I am Spartacus"?

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 18:37 | 3238125 Jena
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More like "I'm not Spartacus".

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:37 | 3235369 Ness.
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Looks like Chicago wins again.  Can't blame him though, I'd go to where the black criminals are rarely apprehended within a city that 'solves' less than 10% of all handgun crimes.


From SecondCityCop - A CPD blog site.  



LA Killer Headed East? From a source that has been correct in the past:
  • SCC: Please warn officers, UNCONFIRMED info from a very good Fed source: the LA Cop, Dorner, is either in Chicago already, or headed here on a train.

    Up to you to post this, but I'd hate to see our people get hurt for what LAPD created. The news says they lost track of him, my source says that's not true.

    Be extra careful. Put your egos aside. This guy is bad news and it will obviously end in more bloodshed. Hopefully not in Chicago.

    Stay Safe.

Keep an eye out.


Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:58 | 3235403 bigkahuna
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I don't think this guy is running anywhere - he's not done killin' yet.


He's not done until they kill him right there in LA.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:57 | 3235409 nmewn
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Well that is interesting...and I ain't sayin it ;-)

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 01:22 | 3235867 Doomer
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Yeah, ok ... whatev.

But that would be funny if he were taking Amtrak to Chi-town.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 01:31 | 3235884 A Nanny Moose
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"Silver Streak"

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 05:41 | 3236066 Tango in the Blight
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He could disguise himself as Gene Wilder and walk like a white guy to get past the cops.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 09:09 | 3236223 odatruf
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So long as he has a purple suit and top hat.



Tue, 02/12/2013 - 09:10 | 3236224 IrritableBowels
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Just as long as he pretends he's doing something other than going to the beach...

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 09:00 | 3236215 Old Poor Richard
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If you live in the Windy City and in any way resemble Chris Dorner, look the fuck out.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:52 | 3235377 unrulian
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Wonder how many pakistani kids had "i'm just a kid" t-shirts on?

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 22:00 | 3235411 Anusocracy
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They all did.

Unfortunately it was in Urdu.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 22:30 | 3235462 unrulian
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could have been in english...no difference

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:55 | 3235402 El Oregonian
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New Mel Gibson movie "ThunderDrone" where rogue law enforcement agencies do Whack-a-Mole on it's unawares citizens.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 23:00 | 3235522 lakecity55
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How bout a new movie where the cops just shoot people, jus cause they can.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 23:04 | 3235528 AUD
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That one is already on the internet.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 01:05 | 3235846 Freddie
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Cops shoot people's dogs on a daily basis as well. Lame Cheery's site is always way ahead, strange and usually right. He says Dorner is psyops with something coming. Pope leaving is also significant in a bad bad way.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 08:05 | 3236148 matrix2012
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Ha ha ha, cherry is pretty lame :-) anyhow... here it's http://lamecherry.blogspot.com/

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 23:56 | 3235655 alfred b.
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     Oh great, a droner derivative on the CME...somebody plse advise the cftc!    Any expiry date yet??


Tue, 02/12/2013 - 01:34 | 3235887 A Nanny Moose
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droner derivative

C'mon man, I am so done with Matt Damon suspense flicks.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 21:28 | 3235197 Say What Again
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I'm surprised that there is nothing on www.Intrade.com about this little circus!?!?!?

Under "Hot Markets" the first entry is; "Argo to win Academy Award."

I read the screen a bit too fast, and for a minute ai thought they were talking about "ALGOs."

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