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Classic
Sadly, this guy could transform himself into a white 72 year-old newspaper woman and he would still be in danger.
that shirt is a genius way to hide in plain sight.
Oh yeah, plus this: http://youtu.be/aXGt2XOeCJc
yeah SHOOOOOOT ! we'll check later who he was
I really got to get me one of those shirts.
Intrade should open lines on the odds of getting shot due to being mistaken for Chris Dorner while wearing an "I'm not Chris Dorner" shirt.
Wow... Mr. RP...
Talk about the collective unconscious!
You beat me by about 10 seconds.
Drones R US
He better get one with flashing NEON lights, just to be sure. That might help the odds a little.
Shirt is funnier if the guy wearing it looked like say "spike lee"... or "webster"...
OT: Hey Tyler(s), here's another inflationary bookmark:
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Well, there you go. I should have known they'd be on top of it.
Multicultural Mayhem
From Dorner's manifesto:
Those Caucasian officers who join South Bureau divisions (77th,SW,SE, and Harbor) with the sole intent to victimize minorities who are uneducated, and unaware of criminal law, civil law, and civil rights. You prefer the South bureau because a use of force/deadly force is likely and the individual you use UOF on will likely not report it. You are a high value target.
Those Black officers in supervisory ranks and pay grades who stay in south bureau (even though you live in the [San Fernando] Valley or [Orange County]) for the sole intent of getting retribution toward subordinate caucasians officers for the pain and hostile work environment their elders inflicted on you as probationers (P-1?s) and novice P-2’s. You are a high value target. You perpetuated the cycle of racism in the department as well. You breed a new generation of bigoted caucasian officer when you belittle them and treat them unfairly.
Those Hispanic officers who victimize their own ethnicity because they are new immigrants to this country and are unaware of their civil rights. You call them wetbacks to their face and demean them in front of fellow officers of different ethnicities so that you will receive some sort of acceptance from your colleagues. I’m not impressed. Most likely, your parents or grandparents were immigrants at one time, but you have forgotten that. You are a high value target. …
Those Asian officers who stand by and observe everything I previously mentioned other officers participate in on a daily basis but you say nothing, stand for nothing and protect nothing. Why? Because of your usual saying, " I……don’t like conflict". You are a high value target as well.
http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/2013/02/christopher-dorner-the-lapd-is-a-racial-dystopia/#more-17725
Hopefully drones can read.
Read? They'll be correcting your spelling. Collecting your taxes... that most of us won't be paying because we won't be working.
RE-Memo to Humans:
I won't feel guilty subsidizing your consumption. Guilt is YOUR job.
Best,
The Machine
Spat out a mouthful of good redeye whiskey on the strength of that one (yes on a Tuesday morning in good old Blighty).
I trade better when I'm drunk these days :)
Thanks.
Hell, they all look alike!
/sarc
http://wwww.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj5k6to57i8
Try Ridgmont Reserve 1789.
96 proof, better taste, and less expensive.
Try Red Breast Whiskey. No corn, no peat ... whiskey the way God intended it.
From your article.... MM diluting to satisfy a "supply shortage"!! ha
Gold,Silver,Lead and BOURBON.... I like it!
They gonna waterr down the price.Naaaaa
or Of. Tim Singer
Skeeter has just cancelled all his campaign visits to LA
tbone654 said:
...or worn by a white granny lady while driving a medicare scooter with a "don't shoot - this is not a pickup truck!" bumper sticker.
Steve Urkel wearing that shirt, driving a BMW Isetta still wouldn't be safe.
Time to start selling Chris Dorner masks?
"I am Spartacus"?
More like "I'm not Spartacus".
Looks like Chicago wins again. Can't blame him though, I'd go to where the black criminals are rarely apprehended within a city that 'solves' less than 10% of all handgun crimes.
From SecondCityCop - A CPD blog site.
LA Killer Headed East? From a source that has been correct in the past:- SCC: Please warn officers, UNCONFIRMED info from a very good Fed source: the LA Cop, Dorner, is either in Chicago already, or headed here on a train.
Keep an eye out.Up to you to post this, but I'd hate to see our people get hurt for what LAPD created. The news says they lost track of him, my source says that's not true.
Be extra careful. Put your egos aside. This guy is bad news and it will obviously end in more bloodshed. Hopefully not in Chicago.
Stay Safe.
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
I don't think this guy is running anywhere - he's not done killin' yet.
He's not done until they kill him right there in LA.
Well that is interesting...and I ain't sayin it ;-)
Yeah, ok ... whatev.
But that would be funny if he were taking Amtrak to Chi-town.
"Silver Streak"
He could disguise himself as Gene Wilder and walk like a white guy to get past the cops.
So long as he has a purple suit and top hat.
Just as long as he pretends he's doing something other than going to the beach...
If you live in the Windy City and in any way resemble Chris Dorner, look the fuck out.
Wonder how many pakistani kids had "i'm just a kid" t-shirts on?
They all did.
Unfortunately it was in Urdu.
could have been in english...no difference
New Mel Gibson movie "ThunderDrone" where rogue law enforcement agencies do Whack-a-Mole on it's unawares citizens.
How bout a new movie where the cops just shoot people, jus cause they can.
That one is already on the internet.
Cops shoot people's dogs on a daily basis as well. Lame Cheery's site is always way ahead, strange and usually right. He says Dorner is psyops with something coming. Pope leaving is also significant in a bad bad way.
Ha ha ha, cherry is pretty lame :-) anyhow... here it's http://lamecherry.blogspot.com/
Oh great, a droner derivative on the CME...somebody plse advise the cftc! Any expiry date yet??
C'mon man, I am so done with Matt Damon suspense flicks.
I'm surprised that there is nothing on www.Intrade.com about this little circus!?!?!?
Under "Hot Markets" the first entry is; "Argo to win Academy Award."
I read the screen a bit too fast, and for a minute ai thought they were talking about "ALGOs."
vegas prop bets anyone?
I'll give 3:1 on Dorner.
I'm ex-mil, tough bastards.
2:1 you're already a government target. You enlisted. You fucked up. Don't get mad at me, I'm on your side.
This is exactly why I don't fly anywhere. I'm on "the list."
The last time, through TSA, we all missed our flight because of the three hour "interview."
Fuck them. I'll take a ship out.
And for the record, I was drafted in 68.
Just like my dad. OCS? Vietnam, Viet-ran... Irrelevant regarding being "too capable."
But let's face it. You fucked up. You went and got yourself drafted.
On the list? What did you do to make them 'interview' you for 3 hours, and not get on the 'no-fly list?
Jesus, this is getting weird.
damn... there has to be a few dozen people at least who know the winners in advance. Seems one could make a shitload of money on that one,
I'd expect as much from a piece of broccoli............
Was I just Rick Rolled NG?
right on, Mr. X.
I dig contrast.
Or a Korean store owner.
What? ;-)
We might play a bit on this.
So: a dark blue (allegedly Squid) failure (allegedly) kills 3 people? LAPD (allegedly) ace a couple of babes in a car (allegedly) that is (allegedly) the same as the (allegedly)vehicle that he was (allegedly) driving in.
wtf???
- Ned
I really don't think its anymore than cop paranoia of one of their own caught up in the shit spewed out as Kalifornia logic...but...lol.
If I were in a position to direct forces toward a particular target(s) I wanted eliminated (for whatever reason)...what better way?
I wouldn't be suspected, all I did was drect the call to forces "on the ground" as part of my job. Any liability for "getting it wrong" is born by the state...I still get my pension.
This could be a great conspiracy thread ;-)
I'm surprised the bros in the hood have not been calling the LAPP and giving fake sightings on Droner.
They could really have them even more jacked up, chasing their tails.
Thats the fucked up thing about complictaed command & control structures the fascists are so enthralled with and will never process through their thick heads...there's a billion ways to defeat it.
I mean really LA...come on..."everbudy up in here got Obamao phones, ya now!!!" ;-)
I'm surprised it isn't open season on cops in the hood. They'll all be blamed on Dorner. And when they cook him...the cases will be closed.
He's been got. Perfect cover.
During the riots in the sixties the word in the black ghettos was "OFF THE PIGS" and a lot of cops were targeted and some killed. A little history that has been suppressed.
The news release stated that Dorner was driving a Nissan Titan. Stupid fucks shot a Toyota TACOMA 74 times (I think was the total hit count). And it clearly reads TACOMA on the talegate???
Dumb fucks.
Plus it's braking the damn law? Innocent until proven guilty? Remember that?
LAPD apparently not so much.
That was dumb. This is even dumber...
After all, David Perdue is a thin white man who looks nothing like Dorner.
Perdue left his Redondo Beach home and was driving through Torrance to the beach for some early morning surfing on Thursday when he was stopped. Officers guarding the home of a law enforcement official targeted by Dorner questioned him because his Honda Ridgeline pickup truck resembled the vehicle investigators believed Dorner was driving.
Seconds after he drove away, Perdue's truck was broadsided by a Torrance police car at the corner of Flagler Land and Beryl Street, said his attorney Robert Sheahen.
"These lunatics broadsided the side of his truck, spun him around and started shooting at him," Sheahen said. "Now they're attempting to say they couldn't tell if the guy they were shooting at was a white guy or a black guy because David's airbag went off."
If the police officers do not care who they might kill that might be innocent, then fuck them.
I hope there's a bunch of pissed of relatives of their victims they created that decide to go medieval on their ass.
You're either a cop or you're not. T shirt will be of no help. Only a uniform and badge.
Reminds me of that cop's line to...Harrison Ford...why is always him?.... when the dystopic future LA cops were forcing him, in Blade Runner, to take on airing out some escaped "skin jobs" for them.
"You know the score, pal. You're not cop, you're little people!"
+1
I'm surprised you didn't come here sooner.
I thought he was Morgan Freeman
Kind of makes one yearn for a kinder gentler time doesn't it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5gRIud57jQ
eclectic syncretist = Cyclic Erectness Tit
Anagrams. I'm here to help.
More sadly, this is not a joke.
Thats funny as hell.
makes ya wonder what the 100,000 E Rak war veterans are thinking right now as they watch all this stuff....mmmmm
somebody had to say it, CHRIS DRONER !!!!!!!!!
He might also consider a DON'T DRONE ME, BRO!, or I'M NOT YOUR GUY! sign (high viz, ir compat, preferably) on the rooftop of his car, just in case.
edit: someone beat me to it lol
On a second though, you might want a I AM CHRIS DORNER sign, instead - given the circumstances, you'll probably be safer that way.
I painted my truck in bright orange.
One can never be too safe.
Assuming the drone operators are not color blind.....
Good point...
I think the video from those things kinda looks like an old video game.
Does anyone remember "Tank?" I ruled on that game!!!!
Poor choice. 16yo drone pilot can see that from 10 miles away. I painted mine "blacktop".
I'm going to paint the following on the roof.
.
He went----->
that way ----->
If you drive a big ol' Chevy van, you can write REALLY BIG so it is easy to see from the air.
Just write "GAME OVER" on your roof.
That'll cause em to put their hands in their pockets and look for another quarter.
Good one!!!
Now if we can just get one of those hacking groups to "modify" the control computers to show the score on the screen, ring a few bells, & tell them to insert a few more quarters, I think the proletariat might have a chance.
Be sure to have your left turn signal on as well.
The whole damn LAPD is looking for one guy...
.
Can you imagine if it was...2 guys?
.
If it was 10 armed and well trained people - they would need to call in the Army.
That fact (along with this incident and the DC sniper one) just goes to prove how peave-loving Americans really are, and how small the actual threat of terrorism is, and by virtual of this, how much of a facade this trillion-dollar security theater is.
Trillion Dollar Fascism.
i painted a bullseye on my neighbors truck...a**hole
Great minds think alike. I was looking at some of the ARGO-IS footage the other day, and it was clear all the motion detection was done on contrast, and it occurred to me painting the top of a car to resemble mid-gray asphalt would really mess things up.
That, along with having the entire back of the car painted with random letters and numbers in the same font/size as license plates.
Sneaky seeky...
Yesterday I saw the Feds squeeze the 5 into Mexico down to one lane, but they weren't stopping any cars...
They do that shit when they get bored. Then they watch the mayhem from the TV screens & eat popcorn.
I'd hate to be a black man in LA now and little white gals delivering newspapers in pickups aren't safe either.
Maybe they should pas gun laws for law enforcement, it may be safer out there.
"Maybe they should pas gun laws for law enforcement, it may be safer out there.
Barney Fife Law: All Junor Offices must keep only bullet in Shirt pocket
I suggest they ban them from concealed to carry, double sharp scissors.
Fucking twilight zone is upon us........
I would not assume the LA Police can read.
Does he have a plan B?
Ok now I have to clean up my keyboard........lol
What a sad comment on outcome based education, and yet so true.
Honestly, I know one in Compton that can't put more than three words in a sentance.
And yet he/she is packing heat.........something is wrong with that picture.
Anyone who can put three words in a sentance wouldn't be caught dead working the beat in Compton.
Right. They would be sentenced to writing lines on the blackboard until their sentence was finished.
No Cop Left Behind
Everyone should just wear a bullseye tee-shirt, thats the only way to ensure one doesn't get hit...
That only works in New York.
The "Zebra" strategy? Some poor sombitch still gets ate by the croc when they cross the river.
Now that's Brisk!
Don't drone me bro.
in the morning shitizen
Don't bogart that Drone, my friend...
Everyone needs a shirt like that. If you live in L.A. better get one for your dog and the air clown ad man outside your shop.
Farmers ought to hurry up and get some for their cows and horses!
everyone who is not chris dorner drinks hella Brisk Iced Tea in the 12 Pack
Hell, I thought that said frisk.
That false beard and glasses wouldnt fool me!
That is great. Thank goodness LA is just a small town out in the frontier with just a sheriff or two.
Perfect disguise for Chris Dorner!!!
Hmmm.
How long does it take to grow a beard?
I better report this to the mayor for the $1,000,000 reward. Am I too late?
If i was black and anywhere near california , or west coast for that matter id be looking to take a vacay asap east bound.
Seems that the authorities that be, shoot first (paper delivery) and ask questions later...
So, choose your poison...snow, or lead...
Well, since they've shot up a couple of Hispanic ladies and a small white guy, it's not obvious blacks are particularly at risk. LAPD is apparently trying to avoid any claims of racial profiling in their pursuit of Dorner.
Yes, plausible deniability in the event of a lawsuit, good point.
What!...we indiscrimiately shoot at everyone for no apparent reason!
Egggcellent ;-)
LAPD can always claim they got training from the boys in the hood.
http://www.youtube.com/embed/iDnEkFSMRik?rel=0&vq=medium&autoplay=1
ROTFLMAOFFFFFFF!!!
You don't have to go that far east -- south's good too.
The lady behind him, clutching her daughter, looks unconvinced.
I think thats Chris Dorner in a white gurl mask.
Uesless, I doubt many in the LAPD can read. Their literacy is limited to writing check marks on traffic citations and reading out dosages for their daily roid fixes.
Being a woman, blonde and delivering mail didn't stop 'em from riddling some innocents with bullets last week, what chance does this black man think he has?
Chris should wear one.
looks like his drink of choice is Risk....
The Droner Spark !!!!
I smell a photchop revision....
What's the spread on the "time of first satire photo" bet?
"Not American Please Don't Drone"
I wonder if it will be safe to wear a chris dorner mask by Halloween ???
I heard that he had your mask Hulk. Quick, hide!
Mr. Mojo Risin', Mr. Mojo Risin'
Mr. Mojo Risin', Mr. Mojo Risin'
Got to keep on risin'
Mr. Mojo Risin', Mr. Mojo Risin'
Mojo Risin', gotta Mojo Risin'
Mr. Mojo Risin', gotta keep on risin'
Risin', risin'
Gone risin', risin'
I'm gone risin', risin'
I gotta risin', risin'
Well, risin', risin'
I gotta, wooo, yeah, risin'
Woah, oh yeah
LOL !!!
Only if he's gone, dead, and buried by then.
If the LAPD boyz in blue run into the real Dorner they'd better out number him 1000 - 1.
Six cops blasting away at two unarmed ladies (caught completely by surprise I'm sure lol) and they riddled the neighborhood with bullets.
Owing to the LAPD's incompetence, it's gonna be Rambo: First Blood Part 1 in San Bernardino.
Remember when the NYPD fired 16 rounds to kill a guy at the Empire State Building, wounding 9 bystanders?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/25/empire-state-building-shooting-...