Caption Contest: European Math Lesson

Tyler Durden's picture

Count alongside Spain's economy minister as the IMF instructs him how many trillion in bonds the Spanish pension fund will have to buy before the IMF finally bails out the country.

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fireangelmaverick's picture

Not two billion, two billion per banker in your country....

nope-1004's picture

"Now practice putting your tongue between my fingers."

 

gmrpeabody's picture

Yes, there are still two hairs on top...

Say What Again's picture

Rock, Paper, Scissors...

You lose... I have scissors and I'm gonna cut off your balls.

greased up deaf guy's picture

your punishment? these two fingers...

redpill's picture

Last time I only used one finger and you bled for a week, cross me again and you'll get TWO!

ZippyBananaPants's picture

I just did a number 2 in my pants, can't you smell it?

Manthong's picture

TD.. You might need a new lip reader.. what she said was:

“Two quadrillions Euro is all I need for my little bag.”

The Juggernaut's picture

Christine Lagarde: I only love the two in the pinky and hate the one in the stinky... until I drown in some Prosecco.  After that I'm DTF.

Say What Again's picture

OT:  What's going on with the ES sell-off?

12ToothAssassin's picture

"And Im going to shove the second one up your ass"

MiguelitoRaton's picture

So I'll lie down against the couch and stick my legs up in the air like this, you then lick my pussy like there's no tomorrow. And so help me God, if your junk gets anywhere near my face I will bite that shit clean off...you understand Bitch?!

tobus's picture

First shalt thou take out the pin, then shalt thou count to two.

No more; no less.

Two shall be the number thou shall count and the number of the counting shall be two.

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Popo's picture

"You think that smells bad?   Smell the other one."

SamAdams's picture

"Peace on Earth, goodwill to all men.  Nah, I'm just messin' with you.  Did you see my "bull" lapel pin?"

ZippyBananaPants's picture

So now instead of calling it a Shart, we can call it a Roker.  Excellent, love it

Say What Again's picture

"Do you have any idea where these fingers have been?"

Popo's picture

"Ah mon cheri, you think you can pleasure me wiss only 2 fingers?   Bend over -- I will show you how to use ze whole fist darling.".

Say What Again's picture

"wooo  wooo wooo"

"I oughta ...."

SilverIsKing's picture

"If you don't put your fingers in the right holes next time, there's more where this came from!"

buzzsaw99's picture

:hand on edge finger block:

JuliaS's picture

Another round of budget haircuts.

Chuck Bone's picture

V for violent revolution!

Say What Again's picture

I'm gonna give you a prostate exam.  This won't hurt!!!  wink wink

Joe Davola's picture

Yes, I quite like the Shocker!

Water Is Wet's picture

Gray hair:  1 in the pink, 1 in the stink.

Dude:  **This goes against everything I was ever taught**

Dick Darlington's picture

Which man is the Spain's econ minister?

Sukumvir's picture

The one staring in complete disbelief and craving for a jabugo baguette sandwich as it is passed his midmorning almuerzo...everything else can wait!

Sukumvir's picture

The one staring in complete disbelief and craving for a jabugo baguette sandwich as it is passed his midmorning almuerzo...everything else can wait!

Agent P's picture

You've got my vote for winner.

spanish inquisition's picture

Yes, its true! I have 2 fun holes down there.

Seasmoke's picture

V is for Vendetta

ParkAveFlasher's picture

One finger on each side of ze woowoo, like THIS, THEN give it a little smooch, and THEN...you get your aid package, oui?

A. Magnus's picture

"Pay the fucking money or we'll feed you BOTH of your nuts - one at a time!"

NotAMathWhiz's picture

... it wassh a long lunsh ... I think I shee ...  shree?

giggler123's picture

I said 2 sugars the last time; these meetings about debt are becoming to regular I'm getting diabetes.

toddf's picture

I know it's dry, don't give me that look, but the drill is the same:  One in the pink, and one in the stink.