Caption Contest: European Math Lesson

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Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/12/2013 16:13 -0400



Count alongside Spain's economy minister as the IMF instructs him how many trillion in bonds the Spanish pension fund will have to buy before the IMF finally bails out the country.

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Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:15 | 3237616 fireangelmaverick
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Not two billion, two billion per banker in your country....

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:17 | 3237629 nope-1004
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"Now practice putting your tongue between my fingers."

 

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:17 | 3237634 gmrpeabody
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Yes, there are still two hairs on top...

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:23 | 3237659 Say What Again
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Rock, Paper, Scissors...

You lose... I have scissors and I'm gonna cut off your balls.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:24 | 3237665 greased up deaf guy
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your punishment? these two fingers...

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:26 | 3237669 redpill
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Last time I only used one finger and you bled for a week, cross me again and you'll get TWO!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:28 | 3237680 ZippyBananaPants
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I just did a number 2 in my pants, can't you smell it?

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:43 | 3237695 Manthong
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TD.. You might need a new lip reader.. what she said was:

“Two quadrillions Euro is all I need for my little bag.”

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:45 | 3237702 The Juggernaut
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Christine Lagarde: I only love the two in the pinky and hate the one in the stinky... until I drown in some Prosecco.  After that I'm DTF.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:47 | 3237707 Say What Again
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OT:  What's going on with the ES sell-off?

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:51 | 3237723 12ToothAssassin
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"And Im going to shove the second one up your ass"

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:55 | 3237733 Stackers
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Pick two - any two

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScGPRsHSkaE

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:59 | 3237747 MiguelitoRaton
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So I'll lie down against the couch and stick my legs up in the air like this, you then lick my pussy like there's no tomorrow. And so help me God, if your junk gets anywhere near my face I will bite that shit clean off...you understand Bitch?!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 18:21 | 3238044 Jacque Itch
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I have 'this many' testicles

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 18:34 | 3238107 tobus
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First shalt thou take out the pin, then shalt thou count to two.

No more; no less.

Two shall be the number thou shall count and the number of the counting shall be two.

Youtube Mony Python Holy Hand Grenade

Wed, 02/13/2013 - 07:20 | 3239783 Popo
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"You think that smells bad?   Smell the other one."

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:21 | 3237808 SamAdams
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"Peace on Earth, goodwill to all men.  Nah, I'm just messin' with you.  Did you see my "bull" lapel pin?"

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:56 | 3237737 New_Meat
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You did a "roker" !

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:00 | 3237753 ZippyBananaPants
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So now instead of calling it a Shart, we can call it a Roker.  Excellent, love it

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:18 | 3237635 Say What Again
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"Do you have any idea where these fingers have been?"

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:20 | 3237640 Atlas_shrugging
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Five dollar foot loooongs

Wed, 02/13/2013 - 07:25 | 3239785 Popo
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"Ah mon cheri, you think you can pleasure me wiss only 2 fingers?   Bend over -- I will show you how to use ze whole fist darling.".

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:02 | 3237760 MachoMan
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smell my fingers

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:42 | 3237694 williambanzai7
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EYE TO EYE

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:45 | 3237704 Say What Again
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"wooo  wooo wooo"

"I oughta ...."

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:48 | 3237711 NotApplicable
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LOL

My first thought as well.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:59 | 3237746 SilverIsKing
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"If you don't put your fingers in the right holes next time, there's more where this came from!"

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:56 | 3237736 buzzsaw99
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:hand on edge finger block:

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 19:30 | 3238317 clara-to-market
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I'll give you two blowjobs for 50 Euros.

http://www.angrysinner.blogspot.kr/2013/02/yesterday-we-went-to-pizza-hut-for.html

Wed, 02/13/2013 - 02:40 | 3239664 JuliaS
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Another round of budget haircuts.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:15 | 3237617 Chuck Bone
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V for violent revolution!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:15 | 3237618 Say What Again
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I'm gonna give you a prostate exam.  This won't hurt!!!  wink wink

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:15 | 3237620 Joe Davola
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Yes, I quite like the Shocker!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:17 | 3237630 Water Is Wet
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Gray hair:  1 in the pink, 1 in the stink.

Dude:  **This goes against everything I was ever taught**

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:21 | 3237649 SkottFree
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"Gray hair:  1 in the pink, 1 in the stink."

You guess which one!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:43 | 3237696 Joe Davola
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Which is 1/2 a Spocker.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:03 | 3237762 MachoMan
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lol.  Golf clap to you good sir

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:41 | 3237691 GolfHatesMe
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DSK Shocker

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:16 | 3237621 Dick Darlington
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Which man is the Spain's econ minister?

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:22 | 3237651 Sukumvir
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The one staring in complete disbelief and craving for a jabugo baguette sandwich as it is passed his midmorning almuerzo...everything else can wait!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:21 | 3237652 Sukumvir
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The one staring in complete disbelief and craving for a jabugo baguette sandwich as it is passed his midmorning almuerzo...everything else can wait!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:07 | 3237771 Agent P
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You've got my vote for winner.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:15 | 3237622 spanish inquisition
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Yes, its true! I have 2 fun holes down there.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:16 | 3237623 Seasmoke
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V is for Vendetta

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:17 | 3237624 ParkAveFlasher
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One finger on each side of ze woowoo, like THIS, THEN give it a little smooch, and THEN...you get your aid package, oui?

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:17 | 3237628 A. Magnus
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"Pay the fucking money or we'll feed you BOTH of your nuts - one at a time!"

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:17 | 3237631 NotAMathWhiz
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... it wassh a long lunsh ... I think I shee ...  shree?

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:18 | 3237632 giggler123
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I said 2 sugars the last time; these meetings about debt are becoming to regular I'm getting diabetes.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:18 | 3237637 toddf
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I know it's dry, don't give me that look, but the drill is the same:  One in the pink, and one in the stink.

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