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Caption Contest: European Math Lesson
Count alongside Spain's economy minister as the IMF instructs him how many trillion in bonds the Spanish pension fund will have to buy before the IMF finally bails out the country.
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Not two billion, two billion per banker in your country....
"Now practice putting your tongue between my fingers."
Yes, there are still two hairs on top...
Rock, Paper, Scissors...
You lose... I have scissors and I'm gonna cut off your balls.
your punishment? these two fingers...
Last time I only used one finger and you bled for a week, cross me again and you'll get TWO!
I just did a number 2 in my pants, can't you smell it?
TD.. You might need a new lip reader.. what she said was:
“Two quadrillions Euro is all I need for my little bag.”
Christine Lagarde: I only love the two in the pinky and hate the one in the stinky... until I drown in some Prosecco. After that I'm DTF.
OT: What's going on with the ES sell-off?
"And Im going to shove the second one up your ass"
Pick two - any two
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScGPRsHSkaE
So I'll lie down against the couch and stick my legs up in the air like this, you then lick my pussy like there's no tomorrow. And so help me God, if your junk gets anywhere near my face I will bite that shit clean off...you understand Bitch?!
I have 'this many' testicles
First shalt thou take out the pin, then shalt thou count to two.
No more; no less.
Two shall be the number thou shall count and the number of the counting shall be two.
Youtube Mony Python Holy Hand Grenade
"You think that smells bad? Smell the other one."
"Peace on Earth, goodwill to all men. Nah, I'm just messin' with you. Did you see my "bull" lapel pin?"
You did a "roker" !
So now instead of calling it a Shart, we can call it a Roker. Excellent, love it
"Do you have any idea where these fingers have been?"
Five dollar foot loooongs
"Ah mon cheri, you think you can pleasure me wiss only 2 fingers? Bend over -- I will show you how to use ze whole fist darling.".
smell my fingers
"wooo wooo wooo"
"I oughta ...."
LOL
My first thought as well.
"If you don't put your fingers in the right holes next time, there's more where this came from!"
:hand on edge finger block:
I'll give you two blowjobs for 50 Euros.
http://www.angrysinner.blogspot.kr/2013/02/yesterday-we-went-to-pizza-hut-for.html
Another round of budget haircuts.
V for violent revolution!
I'm gonna give you a prostate exam. This won't hurt!!! wink wink
Yes, I quite like the Shocker!
Gray hair: 1 in the pink, 1 in the stink.
Dude: **This goes against everything I was ever taught**
"Gray hair: 1 in the pink, 1 in the stink."
You guess which one!
correction. http://www.zazzle.ca/the_shocker2_t_shirts-235125592324114991
Which is 1/2 a Spocker.
lol. Golf clap to you good sir
DSK Shocker
Which man is the Spain's econ minister?
The one staring in complete disbelief and craving for a jabugo baguette sandwich as it is passed his midmorning almuerzo...everything else can wait!
The one staring in complete disbelief and craving for a jabugo baguette sandwich as it is passed his midmorning almuerzo...everything else can wait!
You've got my vote for winner.
Yes, its true! I have 2 fun holes down there.
V is for Vendetta
One finger on each side of ze woowoo, like THIS, THEN give it a little smooch, and THEN...you get your aid package, oui?
"Pay the fucking money or we'll feed you BOTH of your nuts - one at a time!"
... it wassh a long lunsh ... I think I shee ... shree?
I said 2 sugars the last time; these meetings about debt are becoming to regular I'm getting diabetes.
I know it's dry, don't give me that look, but the drill is the same: One in the pink, and one in the stink.
Yes-when I die Louis Vuitton said he could make 2 beautiful handbags out of my skin
Orange handbags are so 60's...
"I'll need two, yes two children to cook in the stew pot. I'm cooking for Merkel and you know she has quite the appetite"
doesn't this illustrate the fallacy of the Eurozone-- having an outsider dictating financial policy to your nat'l entity? and a woman at that.
"Give up your last remaining sovereignty or I cut off your balls, snip snip."
Hit the deficit target for 2012 or I will poke your fucking eyes out.
That makes two strikes. If you don't get your ass in a recovery house it is going to be 3 strikes and you're out of here.
And then Moe goes....
2 holes, no waiting..............
..
You have two choices. Bend over or do as I tell you. I'm sorry, did I say two choices?
"... and then Moe would take these two fingers and ..."
" No kidding, I can actually get both of these up my nose at the same time".
Please excuse the OT post, but wanted to make sure everyone saw this:
Fake Silver Eagles Surface Amid Rising Precious Metals Values
http://www.thedailysheeple.com/buyer-beware-fake-silver-eagles-surface-a...
Let's see... user is 90 weeks old... third post ever... first two posts are about disinfo agents. Meanwhile, the fake SAE article hasn't generated enough interest to get any traction... so you make sure to politely notify us again.
Add another to the sock-puppet list!
I for sure could be wrong, but I see this article as trying to scare people out of the market, Other than Andrew Greenham, there isn't much detail at all in the article. You'd think another reporter would've followed up by now.
Yes, NA, you /could/ be wrong. I liked the article for its detailed pix of the real coin as opposed to the fake ones and I thought others could use the info. It was absolutely in NO way intended to discourage anyone from buying anything! We all just want to buy the real thing - not fakes. And btw, I've posted more than three times and read since the beginning - just didn't sign up at first. Why you took offense to this post is a mystery to me.
"Ok, focus with me, Combien c'est?"
"Muy facil, este un Playboy bunny"
I can do a shadow puppet of Playboy Bunny symbol...
" See, when you spread the fingers out like this, then I wasn't lying when I said you can only get two fingers in me"
"I told you two times now accounting records must be kept on an Etch a Sketch for a whole host of reasons." --Leather Face
How many of my Bankster friends can I bring to DSK's Party?
... Or, how many shares traded on the NYSE today?
Two years ...two fucking years I've held one of the most high profile banking positions in the world and I still can't get laid.
I'm gonna jam my bald head straight up your box.
That's two strikes motherfucker.
I used the tan spray only twice
na-nu na-nu
"You're way too drunk to drive, how many fingers am I holding up?"
"Listen you piece of shit" This IS NOT ONE.......
"it IS two!!!!!!!!!!!!"
come on IMF got no money !!!! where would it come from ? United State of Bankruptia ? Greece ? Spain ? Japan maybe ?
Then Bill gave me this unlit Cigar... I didn't know what to do with it, until he started calling me Monica... Since then I can take almost anything...
Pay attention this time...the secret to solvency is keeping two sets of books!
I think she said: I TAKE IT BOTH WAYS AND THAN I'LL GIVE YOU A BALLWASH!
One in the stink and TWO in the pink. Get it right!
Is that a booger on your finger?
Do you think you are a better man than I am?
Two fingers, dos dedos, comprende dickhead? Why dos? For the same reason UpgrayeDD Blankfein spells his name with two Ds, for a double dose of bankster pimpin'!
"Look, it's simple. Two things: If you want the bailout, you have to buy me the chateau on lac Lucerne we talked about, and kick back 50,000 Euros a month. End of discussion."
"These two fingers go inside, and you must not forget the thumb. If I don't cum twice you get nothing!"
"You have 2 bailout! For third you must give me two small childrens to eat and I need more slaves; preferably leather-clad womens."
-LaGarde
IMF : 'when in doubt print...we have to beat Jamie at his own game!
Print, print print, CBs must just print and outprint the PDs; drown them in money to make them inoffensive...
That way Jamie will never be able to say : If you pull the plug on me I unleash the WMD called derivative collapse.
I want you to take over the electronic game and drown the TBTF in their own game.
Let heaven wait! ...'
Not saying this won't make us all super poor; but these shills only know one thing : save their own skins, even if they WILL inevitably fall out amongst themselves...I hope when they won't be able to buy any more bullets!
That smell you smell is cause I got to go number two...
I had a schmelting accident and now I only have two fingers left.
"Double pénétration pour vous monsieur!"
"Or how you say"
"Doble penetración para usted señor!"
Bernanke lasted two minutes.
Fiat for gold. Final offer. Now I count to three . . .
That's 1 for the PINK and 1 for the STINK!
Yes I did graduate from the 3rd grade! Now just turn back around Sir and smile for the camera!
I also do freelance gynecology....want to smell my fingers....
"Some personal advice my bald friend. You only need two things to protect yourself from central banks: gold and silver. Why do you think I wear a golden brooch, earrings and a silver bracelet?"
Shall I check your prostate senior? It comes with the bail out!
Ah ... OK. Always wondered what happened to the sniggering dorks in my fourth grade gym class. Apparently, they grew up to be ZH readers.
Report them to the "teacher"...ya feckin' parrot.
These fingers made Hillary Clinton moan!
I just threw up.
In OUR little world game, NOTHING beats paper. Not Hard assetts (Rock) Not Scissors (Arms)...
It's the new war...
How many times can you fuck the world in a lifetime?
you're going to have to throw 2 of your colleagues under the bus, to save yourself.
And then the suckers in the USA were told to use these by the DHS to defend themselves when they take all their guns away.
Hey, who photoshopped in the index finger?
WB7, was that you?
No, it's 5 fingers.
"I can spread my legs wider that you can imagine".
I love visiting Spain. It's one of my favorite European nations, but they had lots of banksters, who built condo facing the ocean on government owned land in Southern Andalusia ie: Marbella. It was only after all of the Brits bought their condo that they found that their titles were on good. I can see that happening next here in the good 'ol USA.
i put one in my ass and one in my puss. can you tell which is which?
Is that Ken Lay?
"Pay attention now, Guindos - there's only two ways the markets can go: up and upper!"
http://trendybull777.blog.com/2013/02/12/world-new-orderin-russianwhat-to-expect-from-future/ injoy your last freedoms,read why in the near future you all will be leaving under much worth leader that Stalin was,Elite should prepare testoments,your last days counted FED,prepare for changes,working for change!Because most of you worthening midlle class conditions,you are blind in your greedy habits to leave some change to poor and middle,then you will loose all like it was many times in hystory under the New Order which not you,others will do very soon! Laggarde ha ha ha,you soon to be trashed into anals of the short EU hystory and new Arabic Winter will cover the EU because its own idiothy
This time, you only get to bailouts...
Lets declaire victory and hang a few banksters that are not in the IMF.
"Yes, I have 2 balls"
Surpringly popular topic. Usually followed by "not my problem the ECB has already told me...
Stooge on Right: "pick Two"
STooge on left, holding just poked eyes, "why you dirty rat, I oughtttt to moider you."
This many equals this many
http://kritterbox.com/images/smilies/EUhaha.gif
Either you tell them we have fixed the problems right now, or I cut off your balls and feed them to you with your Paella.
$2.00 bucks and you can see 'em both you twit.
Give me two more months ... and you know that after the election, I will have more flexibility.
"So I slipped into Mario's secret conference, but they knew I was not Angela Merkel when I ordered two drinks at the bar. In Germany they order two drinks like this, see?"
Inglorious Banksters
For 50 Euros I'll give you a 2-fer
You are getting sleepy.... verrrrrrrry sleepy
this isn't the pension fund you're looking for
OT: I think that dude on the right went to my high school
Who does number two work for?
So this is how you do the stimulus thing: one goes in the front, one in the back - got it? Hello?
I'm saying that fiat money will collapse. it will be our fate just like the tulips. Tulips. Two. Get it.
Christ tabernak
Spanish idiot.