Caption Contest: European Math Lesson

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Count alongside Spain's economy minister as the IMF instructs him how many trillion in bonds the Spanish pension fund will have to buy before the IMF finally bails out the country.

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Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:19 | 3237639 otto skorzeny
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Yes-when I die Louis Vuitton said he could make 2 beautiful handbags out of my skin

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:00 | 3237755 Hulk
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Orange handbags are so 60's...

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:20 | 3237642 Shameful
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"I'll need two, yes two children to cook in the stew pot.  I'm cooking for Merkel and you know she has quite the appetite"

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:20 | 3237643 stiler
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doesn't this illustrate the fallacy of the Eurozone-- having an outsider dictating financial policy to your nat'l entity? and a woman at that.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:20 | 3237644 madcuban
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"Give up your last remaining sovereignty or I cut off your balls, snip snip."

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:20 | 3237645 Iam Yue2
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Hit the deficit target for 2012 or I will poke your fucking eyes out.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:21 | 3237647 q99x2
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That makes two strikes. If you don't get your ass in a recovery house it is going to be 3 strikes and you're out of here.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:22 | 3237655 Cangaroo.TNT
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And then Moe goes....

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:22 | 3237658 dick cheneys ghost
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2 holes, no waiting..............

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:24 | 3237660 greased up deaf guy
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Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:24 | 3237662 Peter Pan
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You have two choices. Bend over or do as I tell you. I'm sorry, did I say two choices?

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:25 | 3237667 toys for tits
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"... and then Moe would take these two fingers and ..."

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:25 | 3237668 Joebloinvestor
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" No kidding, I can actually get both of these up my nose at the same time".

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:26 | 3237670 PhysicalRealm
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Please excuse the OT post, but wanted to make sure everyone saw this:

Fake Silver Eagles Surface Amid Rising Precious Metals Values



Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:02 | 3237761 NotApplicable
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Let's see... user is 90 weeks old... third post ever... first two posts are about disinfo agents. Meanwhile, the fake SAE article hasn't generated enough interest to get any traction... so you make sure to politely notify us again.

Add another to the sock-puppet list!

I for sure could be wrong, but I see this article as trying to scare people out of the market, Other than Andrew Greenham, there isn't much detail at all in the article. You'd think another reporter would've followed up by now.

Wed, 02/13/2013 - 03:12 | 3239678 PhysicalRealm
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Yes, NA, you /could/ be wrong.  I liked the article for its detailed pix of the real coin as opposed to the fake ones and I thought others could use the info.  It was absolutely in NO way intended to discourage anyone from buying anything!  We all just want to buy the real thing - not fakes.  And btw, I've posted more than three times and read since the beginning - just didn't sign up at first.  Why you took offense to this post is a mystery to me.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:27 | 3237676 Unprepared
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"Ok, focus with me, Combien c'est?"


"Muy facil, este un Playboy bunny"

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:54 | 3237730 tbone654
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I can do a shadow puppet of Playboy Bunny symbol...

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:31 | 3237682 Sparkling Wiggles
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" See, when you spread the fingers out like this, then I wasn't lying when I said you can only get two fingers in me"

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:40 | 3237686's picture

"I told you two times now accounting records must be kept on an Etch a Sketch for a whole host of reasons."  --Leather Face

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:44 | 3237693 El Hosel
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How many of my Bankster friends can I bring to DSK's Party?

 ... Or,  how many shares traded on the NYSE today?

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:41 | 3237689 Dr. Engali
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Two years ...two fucking years I've held one of the most high profile banking positions in the world and I still can't get laid.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:41 | 3237690 Charles Nelson ...
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I'm gonna jam my bald head straight up your box.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:43 | 3237698 Sturm und Drang
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That's two strikes motherfucker.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:43 | 3237701 ziggy59
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I used the tan spray only twice

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:46 | 3237705 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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na-nu na-nu

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:47 | 3237706 Jayda1850
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"You're way too drunk to drive, how many fingers am I holding up?"

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:49 | 3237713 ISEEIT
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"Listen you piece of shit" This IS NOT ONE.......

"it IS two!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:49 | 3237717 Super Broccoli
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come on IMF got no money !!!! where would it come from ? United State of Bankruptia ? Greece ? Spain ? Japan maybe ?

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:51 | 3237722 tbone654
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Then Bill gave me this unlit Cigar...  I didn't know what to do with it, until he started calling me Monica... Since then I can take almost anything...

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:52 | 3237725 chdwlch1
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Pay attention this time...the secret to solvency is keeping two sets of books!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:53 | 3237729 Sudden Debt
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Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:55 | 3237735 Mox E
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One in the stink and TWO in the pink. Get it right!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:58 | 3237743 WatchingIgnorance
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Is that a booger on your finger?

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:00 | 3237749 Peter Pan
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Do you think you are a better man than I am?

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:01 | 3237757 buzzsaw99
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Two fingers, dos dedos, comprende dickhead? Why dos? For the same reason UpgrayeDD Blankfein spells his name with two Ds, for a double dose of bankster pimpin'!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:01 | 3237759 Mad Muppet
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"Look, it's simple. Two things: If you want the bailout, you have to buy me the chateau on lac Lucerne we talked about, and kick back 50,000 Euros a month. End of discussion."

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:03 | 3237764 ebworthen
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"These two fingers go inside, and you must not forget the thumb.  If I don't cum twice you get nothing!"

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:03 | 3237765 IridiumRebel
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"You have 2 bailout! For third you must give me two small childrens to eat and I need more slaves; preferably leather-clad womens."


Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:44 | 3237766 falak pema
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IMF : 'when in doubt print...we have to beat Jamie at his own game!

Print, print print, CBs must just print and outprint the PDs; drown them in money to make them inoffensive...

That way Jamie will never be able to say : If you pull the plug on me I unleash the WMD called derivative collapse. 

I want you to take over the electronic game and drown the TBTF in their own game.

Let heaven wait! ...'

Not saying this won't make us all super poor; but these shills only know one thing : save their own skins, even if they WILL inevitably fall out amongst themselves...I hope when they won't be able to buy any more bullets! 

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:04 | 3237768 Hulk
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That smell you smell is cause I got to go number two...

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:09 | 3237777 Tango in the Blight
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I had a schmelting accident and now I only have two fingers left.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:14 | 3237780 Mad Mohel
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"Double pénétration pour vous monsieur!"

"Or how you say"

"Doble penetración para usted señor!"

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:15 | 3237789 bnbdnb
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Bernanke lasted two minutes.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:17 | 3237795 Bastiat
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Fiat for gold.  Final offer.  Now I count to three . . .

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:18 | 3237796 Watts_D_Matter
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That's 1 for the PINK and 1 for the STINK!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:22 | 3237797 SunRise
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Yes I did graduate from the 3rd grade!  Now just turn back around Sir and smile for the camera!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:19 | 3237804 Watts_D_Matter
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I also do freelance gynecology....want to smell my fingers....

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:27 | 3237805 TWSceptic
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"Some personal advice my bald friend. You only need two things to protect yourself from central banks: gold and silver. Why do you think I wear a golden brooch, earrings and a silver bracelet?"

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:20 | 3237806 Watts_D_Matter
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Shall I check your prostate senior? It comes with the bail out!

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