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Caption Contest: European Math Lesson

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Count alongside Spain's economy minister as the IMF instructs him how many trillion in bonds the Spanish pension fund will have to buy before the IMF finally bails out the country.

 


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Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:15 | Link to Comment fireangelmaverick
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Not two billion, two billion per banker in your country....

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:17 | Link to Comment nope-1004
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"Now practice putting your tongue between my fingers."

 

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:17 | Link to Comment gmrpeabody
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Yes, there are still two hairs on top...

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:23 | Link to Comment Say What Again
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Rock, Paper, Scissors...

You lose... I have scissors and I'm gonna cut off your balls.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:24 | Link to Comment greased up deaf guy
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your punishment? these two fingers...

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:26 | Link to Comment redpill
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Last time I only used one finger and you bled for a week, cross me again and you'll get TWO!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:28 | Link to Comment ZippyBananaPants
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I just did a number 2 in my pants, can't you smell it?

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:43 | Link to Comment Manthong
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TD.. You might need a new lip reader.. what she said was:

“Two quadrillions Euro is all I need for my little bag.”

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:45 | Link to Comment The Juggernaut
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Christine Lagarde: I only love the two in the pinky and hate the one in the stinky... until I drown in some Prosecco.  After that I'm DTF.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:47 | Link to Comment Say What Again
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OT:  What's going on with the ES sell-off?

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:51 | Link to Comment 12ToothAssassin
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"And Im going to shove the second one up your ass"

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:55 | Link to Comment Stackers
Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:59 | Link to Comment MiguelitoRaton
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So I'll lie down against the couch and stick my legs up in the air like this, you then lick my pussy like there's no tomorrow. And so help me God, if your junk gets anywhere near my face I will bite that shit clean off...you understand Bitch?!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 18:21 | Link to Comment Jacque Itch
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I have 'this many' testicles

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 18:34 | Link to Comment tobus
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First shalt thou take out the pin, then shalt thou count to two.

No more; no less.

Two shall be the number thou shall count and the number of the counting shall be two.

Youtube Mony Python Holy Hand Grenade

Wed, 02/13/2013 - 07:20 | Link to Comment Popo
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"You think that smells bad?   Smell the other one."

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:21 | Link to Comment SamAdams
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"Peace on Earth, goodwill to all men.  Nah, I'm just messin' with you.  Did you see my "bull" lapel pin?"

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:56 | Link to Comment New_Meat
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You did a "roker" !

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:00 | Link to Comment ZippyBananaPants
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So now instead of calling it a Shart, we can call it a Roker.  Excellent, love it

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:18 | Link to Comment Say What Again
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"Do you have any idea where these fingers have been?"

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:20 | Link to Comment Atlas_shrugging
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Five dollar foot loooongs

Wed, 02/13/2013 - 07:25 | Link to Comment Popo
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"Ah mon cheri, you think you can pleasure me wiss only 2 fingers?   Bend over -- I will show you how to use ze whole fist darling.".

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:02 | Link to Comment MachoMan
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smell my fingers

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:42 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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EYE TO EYE

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:45 | Link to Comment Say What Again
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"wooo  wooo wooo"

"I oughta ...."

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:48 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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LOL

My first thought as well.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:59 | Link to Comment SilverIsKing
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"If you don't put your fingers in the right holes next time, there's more where this came from!"

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:56 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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:hand on edge finger block:

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 19:30 | Link to Comment clara-to-market
Wed, 02/13/2013 - 02:40 | Link to Comment JuliaS
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Another round of budget haircuts.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:15 | Link to Comment Chuck Bone
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V for violent revolution!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:15 | Link to Comment Say What Again
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I'm gonna give you a prostate exam.  This won't hurt!!!  wink wink

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:15 | Link to Comment Joe Davola
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Yes, I quite like the Shocker!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:17 | Link to Comment Water Is Wet
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Gray hair:  1 in the pink, 1 in the stink.

Dude:  **This goes against everything I was ever taught**

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:21 | Link to Comment SkottFree
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"Gray hair:  1 in the pink, 1 in the stink."

You guess which one!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:47 | Link to Comment dogbreath
Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:43 | Link to Comment Joe Davola
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Which is 1/2 a Spocker.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:03 | Link to Comment MachoMan
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lol.  Golf clap to you good sir

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:41 | Link to Comment GolfHatesMe
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DSK Shocker

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:16 | Link to Comment Dick Darlington
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Which man is the Spain's econ minister?

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:22 | Link to Comment Sukumvir
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The one staring in complete disbelief and craving for a jabugo baguette sandwich as it is passed his midmorning almuerzo...everything else can wait!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:21 | Link to Comment Sukumvir
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The one staring in complete disbelief and craving for a jabugo baguette sandwich as it is passed his midmorning almuerzo...everything else can wait!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:07 | Link to Comment Agent P
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You've got my vote for winner.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:15 | Link to Comment spanish inquisition
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Yes, its true! I have 2 fun holes down there.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:16 | Link to Comment Seasmoke
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V is for Vendetta

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:17 | Link to Comment ParkAveFlasher
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One finger on each side of ze woowoo, like THIS, THEN give it a little smooch, and THEN...you get your aid package, oui?

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:17 | Link to Comment A. Magnus
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"Pay the fucking money or we'll feed you BOTH of your nuts - one at a time!"

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:17 | Link to Comment NotAMathWhiz
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... it wassh a long lunsh ... I think I shee ...  shree?

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:18 | Link to Comment giggler123
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I said 2 sugars the last time; these meetings about debt are becoming to regular I'm getting diabetes.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:18 | Link to Comment toddf
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I know it's dry, don't give me that look, but the drill is the same:  One in the pink, and one in the stink.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:19 | Link to Comment otto skorzeny
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Yes-when I die Louis Vuitton said he could make 2 beautiful handbags out of my skin

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:00 | Link to Comment Hulk
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Orange handbags are so 60's...

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:20 | Link to Comment Shameful
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"I'll need two, yes two children to cook in the stew pot.  I'm cooking for Merkel and you know she has quite the appetite"

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:20 | Link to Comment stiler
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doesn't this illustrate the fallacy of the Eurozone-- having an outsider dictating financial policy to your nat'l entity? and a woman at that.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:20 | Link to Comment madcuban
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"Give up your last remaining sovereignty or I cut off your balls, snip snip."

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:20 | Link to Comment Iam Yue2
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Hit the deficit target for 2012 or I will poke your fucking eyes out.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:21 | Link to Comment q99x2
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That makes two strikes. If you don't get your ass in a recovery house it is going to be 3 strikes and you're out of here.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:22 | Link to Comment Cangaroo.TNT
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And then Moe goes....

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:22 | Link to Comment dick cheneys ghost
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2 holes, no waiting..............

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:24 | Link to Comment greased up deaf guy
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..

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:24 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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You have two choices. Bend over or do as I tell you. I'm sorry, did I say two choices?

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:25 | Link to Comment toys for tits
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"... and then Moe would take these two fingers and ..."

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:25 | Link to Comment Joebloinvestor
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" No kidding, I can actually get both of these up my nose at the same time".

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:26 | Link to Comment PhysicalRealm
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Please excuse the OT post, but wanted to make sure everyone saw this:

Fake Silver Eagles Surface Amid Rising Precious Metals Values

http://www.thedailysheeple.com/buyer-beware-fake-silver-eagles-surface-a...

 

 

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:02 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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Let's see... user is 90 weeks old... third post ever... first two posts are about disinfo agents. Meanwhile, the fake SAE article hasn't generated enough interest to get any traction... so you make sure to politely notify us again.

Add another to the sock-puppet list!

I for sure could be wrong, but I see this article as trying to scare people out of the market, Other than Andrew Greenham, there isn't much detail at all in the article. You'd think another reporter would've followed up by now.

Wed, 02/13/2013 - 03:12 | Link to Comment PhysicalRealm
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Yes, NA, you /could/ be wrong.  I liked the article for its detailed pix of the real coin as opposed to the fake ones and I thought others could use the info.  It was absolutely in NO way intended to discourage anyone from buying anything!  We all just want to buy the real thing - not fakes.  And btw, I've posted more than three times and read since the beginning - just didn't sign up at first.  Why you took offense to this post is a mystery to me.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:27 | Link to Comment Unprepared
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"Ok, focus with me, Combien c'est?"

 

"Muy facil, este un Playboy bunny"

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:54 | Link to Comment tbone654
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I can do a shadow puppet of Playboy Bunny symbol...

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:31 | Link to Comment Sparkling Wiggles
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" See, when you spread the fingers out like this, then I wasn't lying when I said you can only get two fingers in me"

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:40 | Link to Comment FLUSA.com
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"I told you two times now accounting records must be kept on an Etch a Sketch for a whole host of reasons."  --Leather Face

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:44 | Link to Comment El Hosel
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How many of my Bankster friends can I bring to DSK's Party?

 ... Or,  how many shares traded on the NYSE today?

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:41 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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Two years ...two fucking years I've held one of the most high profile banking positions in the world and I still can't get laid.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:41 | Link to Comment Charles Nelson ...
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I'm gonna jam my bald head straight up your box.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:43 | Link to Comment Sturm und Drang
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That's two strikes motherfucker.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:43 | Link to Comment ziggy59
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I used the tan spray only twice

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:46 | Link to Comment Dewey Cheatum Howe
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na-nu na-nu

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:47 | Link to Comment Jayda1850
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"You're way too drunk to drive, how many fingers am I holding up?"

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:49 | Link to Comment ISEEIT
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"Listen you piece of shit" This IS NOT ONE.......

"it IS two!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:49 | Link to Comment Super Broccoli
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come on IMF got no money !!!! where would it come from ? United State of Bankruptia ? Greece ? Spain ? Japan maybe ?

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:51 | Link to Comment tbone654
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Then Bill gave me this unlit Cigar...  I didn't know what to do with it, until he started calling me Monica... Since then I can take almost anything...

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:52 | Link to Comment chdwlch1
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Pay attention this time...the secret to solvency is keeping two sets of books!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:53 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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I think she said: I TAKE IT BOTH WAYS AND THAN I'LL GIVE YOU A BALLWASH!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:55 | Link to Comment Mox E
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One in the stink and TWO in the pink. Get it right!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 16:58 | Link to Comment WatchingIgnorance
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Is that a booger on your finger?

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:00 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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Do you think you are a better man than I am?

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:01 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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Two fingers, dos dedos, comprende dickhead? Why dos? For the same reason UpgrayeDD Blankfein spells his name with two Ds, for a double dose of bankster pimpin'!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:01 | Link to Comment Mad Muppet
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"Look, it's simple. Two things: If you want the bailout, you have to buy me the chateau on lac Lucerne we talked about, and kick back 50,000 Euros a month. End of discussion."

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:03 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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"These two fingers go inside, and you must not forget the thumb.  If I don't cum twice you get nothing!"

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:03 | Link to Comment IridiumRebel
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"You have 2 bailout! For third you must give me two small childrens to eat and I need more slaves; preferably leather-clad womens."

-LaGarde

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:44 | Link to Comment falak pema
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IMF : 'when in doubt print...we have to beat Jamie at his own game!

Print, print print, CBs must just print and outprint the PDs; drown them in money to make them inoffensive...

That way Jamie will never be able to say : If you pull the plug on me I unleash the WMD called derivative collapse. 

I want you to take over the electronic game and drown the TBTF in their own game.

Let heaven wait! ...'

Not saying this won't make us all super poor; but these shills only know one thing : save their own skins, even if they WILL inevitably fall out amongst themselves...I hope when they won't be able to buy any more bullets! 

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:04 | Link to Comment Hulk
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That smell you smell is cause I got to go number two...

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:09 | Link to Comment Tango in the Blight
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I had a schmelting accident and now I only have two fingers left.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:14 | Link to Comment Mad Mohel
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"Double pénétration pour vous monsieur!"

"Or how you say"

"Doble penetración para usted señor!"

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:15 | Link to Comment bnbdnb
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Bernanke lasted two minutes.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:17 | Link to Comment Bastiat
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Fiat for gold.  Final offer.  Now I count to three . . .

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:18 | Link to Comment Watts_D_Matter
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That's 1 for the PINK and 1 for the STINK!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:22 | Link to Comment SunRise
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Yes I did graduate from the 3rd grade!  Now just turn back around Sir and smile for the camera!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:19 | Link to Comment Watts_D_Matter
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I also do freelance gynecology....want to smell my fingers....

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:27 | Link to Comment TWSceptic
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"Some personal advice my bald friend. You only need two things to protect yourself from central banks: gold and silver. Why do you think I wear a golden brooch, earrings and a silver bracelet?"

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:20 | Link to Comment Watts_D_Matter
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Shall I check your prostate senior? It comes with the bail out!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:20 | Link to Comment EclecticParrot
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Ah ... OK.   Always wondered what happened to the sniggering dorks in my fourth grade gym class.  Apparently, they grew up to be ZH readers.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 19:09 | Link to Comment Clowns on Acid
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Report them to the "teacher"...ya feckin' parrot.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:21 | Link to Comment Watts_D_Matter
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These fingers made Hillary Clinton moan!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:25 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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I just threw up.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:22 | Link to Comment fledermaus
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In OUR little world game, NOTHING beats paper.  Not Hard assetts (Rock) Not Scissors (Arms)...

It's the new war...

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:23 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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How many times can you fuck the world in a lifetime?

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:24 | Link to Comment delacroix
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you're going to have to throw 2 of your colleagues under the bus, to save yourself.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:29 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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And then the suckers in the USA were told to use these by the DHS to defend themselves when they take all their guns away.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:31 | Link to Comment espirit
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Hey, who photoshopped in the index finger?

WB7, was that you?

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:36 | Link to Comment outamyeffinway
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No, it's 5 fingers.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:54 | Link to Comment Dan'l
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"I can spread my legs wider that you can imagine". 

I love visiting Spain. It's one of my favorite European nations, but they had lots of banksters, who built condo facing the ocean on government owned land in Southern Andalusia ie: Marbella. It was only after all of the Brits bought their condo that they found that their titles were on good. I can see that happening next here in the good 'ol USA. 

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 17:58 | Link to Comment ZippyBananaPants
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i put one in my ass and one in my puss.  can you tell which is which?

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 18:37 | Link to Comment Goat Cheese Please
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Is that Ken Lay?

 

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 18:56 | Link to Comment thisandthat
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"Pay attention now, Guindos - there's only two ways the markets can go: up and upper!"

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 19:00 | Link to Comment trendybull459
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http://trendybull777.blog.com/2013/02/12/world-new-orderin-russianwhat-to-expect-from-future/ injoy your last freedoms,read why in the near future you all will be leaving under much worth leader that Stalin was,Elite should prepare testoments,your last days counted FED,prepare for changes,working for change!Because most of you worthening midlle class conditions,you are blind in your greedy habits to leave some change to poor and middle,then you will loose all like it was many times in hystory under the New Order which not you,others will do very soon! Laggarde ha ha ha,you soon to be trashed into anals of the short EU hystory and new Arabic Winter will cover the EU because its own idiothy

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 19:02 | Link to Comment slackrabbit
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This time, you only get to bailouts...

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 19:22 | Link to Comment are we there yet
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Lets declaire victory and hang a few banksters that are not in the IMF.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 19:14 | Link to Comment Croesus
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"Yes, I have 2 balls"

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 19:15 | Link to Comment disabledvet
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Surpringly popular topic. Usually followed by "not my problem the ECB has already told me...

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 19:57 | Link to Comment TheMerryPrankster
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Stooge on Right: "pick Two"

STooge on left, holding just poked eyes, "why you dirty rat, I oughtttt to moider you."

 

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 20:46 | Link to Comment Savvy
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This many equals this many

 

http://kritterbox.com/images/smilies/EUhaha.gif

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 20:58 | Link to Comment madcows
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Either you tell them we have fixed the problems right now, or I cut off your balls and feed them to you with your Paella.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 21:05 | Link to Comment f16hoser
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$2.00 bucks and you can see 'em both you twit.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 21:21 | Link to Comment Bear
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Give me two more months ... and you know that after the election, I will have more flexibility.

Wed, 02/13/2013 - 11:27 | Link to Comment medium giraffe
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"So I slipped into Mario's secret conference, but they knew I was not Angela Merkel when I ordered two drinks at the bar. In Germany they order two drinks like this, see?"

Inglorious Banksters

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 23:33 | Link to Comment Zymurguy
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For 50 Euros I'll give you a 2-fer

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 23:34 | Link to Comment Zymurguy
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You are getting sleepy.... verrrrrrrry sleepy

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 23:35 | Link to Comment Zymurguy
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this isn't the pension fund you're looking for

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 23:36 | Link to Comment Zymurguy
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OT:  I think that dude on the right went to my high school

Wed, 02/13/2013 - 09:38 | Link to Comment alt.hedge
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Who does number two work for?

Wed, 02/13/2013 - 10:10 | Link to Comment thisandthat
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So this is how you do the stimulus thing: one goes in the front, one in the back - got it? Hello?

Wed, 02/13/2013 - 16:17 | Link to Comment Jon Steed
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I'm saying that fiat money will collapse. it will be our fate just like the tulips. Tulips. Two. Get it.

Christ tabernak

Spanish idiot.

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