Caption Contest: European Math Lesson

Tyler Durden's picture

Count alongside Spain's economy minister as the IMF instructs him how many trillion in bonds the Spanish pension fund will have to buy before the IMF finally bails out the country.

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otto skorzeny's picture

Yes-when I die Louis Vuitton said he could make 2 beautiful handbags out of my skin

Hulk's picture

Orange handbags are so 60's...

Shameful's picture

"I'll need two, yes two children to cook in the stew pot.  I'm cooking for Merkel and you know she has quite the appetite"

stiler's picture

doesn't this illustrate the fallacy of the Eurozone-- having an outsider dictating financial policy to your nat'l entity? and a woman at that.

madcuban's picture

"Give up your last remaining sovereignty or I cut off your balls, snip snip."

Iam Yue2's picture

Hit the deficit target for 2012 or I will poke your fucking eyes out.

q99x2's picture

That makes two strikes. If you don't get your ass in a recovery house it is going to be 3 strikes and you're out of here.

Cangaroo.TNT's picture

And then Moe goes....

dick cheneys ghost's picture

2 holes, no waiting..............

Peter Pan's picture

You have two choices. Bend over or do as I tell you. I'm sorry, did I say two choices?

toys for tits's picture



"... and then Moe would take these two fingers and ..."

Joebloinvestor's picture

" No kidding, I can actually get both of these up my nose at the same time".

PhysicalRealm's picture

Please excuse the OT post, but wanted to make sure everyone saw this:

Fake Silver Eagles Surface Amid Rising Precious Metals Values



NotApplicable's picture

Let's see... user is 90 weeks old... third post ever... first two posts are about disinfo agents. Meanwhile, the fake SAE article hasn't generated enough interest to get any traction... so you make sure to politely notify us again.

Add another to the sock-puppet list!

I for sure could be wrong, but I see this article as trying to scare people out of the market, Other than Andrew Greenham, there isn't much detail at all in the article. You'd think another reporter would've followed up by now.

PhysicalRealm's picture

Yes, NA, you /could/ be wrong.  I liked the article for its detailed pix of the real coin as opposed to the fake ones and I thought others could use the info.  It was absolutely in NO way intended to discourage anyone from buying anything!  We all just want to buy the real thing - not fakes.  And btw, I've posted more than three times and read since the beginning - just didn't sign up at first.  Why you took offense to this post is a mystery to me.

Unprepared's picture

"Ok, focus with me, Combien c'est?"


"Muy facil, este un Playboy bunny"

tbone654's picture

I can do a shadow puppet of Playboy Bunny symbol...

Sparkling Wiggles's picture

" See, when you spread the fingers out like this, then I wasn't lying when I said you can only get two fingers in me"'s picture

"I told you two times now accounting records must be kept on an Etch a Sketch for a whole host of reasons."  --Leather Face

El Hosel's picture

How many of my Bankster friends can I bring to DSK's Party?

 ... Or,  how many shares traded on the NYSE today?

Dr. Engali's picture

Two years ...two fucking years I've held one of the most high profile banking positions in the world and I still can't get laid.

Charles Nelson Reilly's picture

I'm gonna jam my bald head straight up your box.

Sturm und Drang's picture

That's two strikes motherfucker.

ziggy59's picture

I used the tan spray only twice

Jayda1850's picture

"You're way too drunk to drive, how many fingers am I holding up?"

ISEEIT's picture

"Listen you piece of shit" This IS NOT ONE.......

"it IS two!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Super Broccoli's picture

come on IMF got no money !!!! where would it come from ? United State of Bankruptia ? Greece ? Spain ? Japan maybe ?

tbone654's picture

Then Bill gave me this unlit Cigar...  I didn't know what to do with it, until he started calling me Monica... Since then I can take almost anything...

chdwlch1's picture

Pay attention this time...the secret to solvency is keeping two sets of books!

Sudden Debt's picture


Mox E's picture

One in the stink and TWO in the pink. Get it right!

WatchingIgnorance's picture

Is that a booger on your finger?

Peter Pan's picture

Do you think you are a better man than I am?

buzzsaw99's picture

Two fingers, dos dedos, comprende dickhead? Why dos? For the same reason UpgrayeDD Blankfein spells his name with two Ds, for a double dose of bankster pimpin'!

Mad Muppet's picture

"Look, it's simple. Two things: If you want the bailout, you have to buy me the chateau on lac Lucerne we talked about, and kick back 50,000 Euros a month. End of discussion."

ebworthen's picture

"These two fingers go inside, and you must not forget the thumb.  If I don't cum twice you get nothing!"

IridiumRebel's picture

"You have 2 bailout! For third you must give me two small childrens to eat and I need more slaves; preferably leather-clad womens."


falak pema's picture

IMF : 'when in doubt print...we have to beat Jamie at his own game!

Print, print print, CBs must just print and outprint the PDs; drown them in money to make them inoffensive...

That way Jamie will never be able to say : If you pull the plug on me I unleash the WMD called derivative collapse. 

I want you to take over the electronic game and drown the TBTF in their own game.

Let heaven wait! ...'

Not saying this won't make us all super poor; but these shills only know one thing : save their own skins, even if they WILL inevitably fall out amongst themselves...I hope when they won't be able to buy any more bullets! 

Hulk's picture

That smell you smell is cause I got to go number two...

Tango in the Blight's picture

I had a schmelting accident and now I only have two fingers left.

Mad Mohel's picture

"Double pénétration pour vous monsieur!"

"Or how you say"

"Doble penetración para usted señor!"

bnbdnb's picture

Bernanke lasted two minutes.

Bastiat's picture

Fiat for gold.  Final offer.  Now I count to three . . .

Watts_D_Matter's picture

That's 1 for the PINK and 1 for the STINK!

SunRise's picture

Yes I did graduate from the 3rd grade!  Now just turn back around Sir and smile for the camera!

Watts_D_Matter's picture

I also do freelance gynecology....want to smell my fingers....

TWSceptic's picture

"Some personal advice my bald friend. You only need two things to protect yourself from central banks: gold and silver. Why do you think I wear a golden brooch, earrings and a silver bracelet?"

Watts_D_Matter's picture

Shall I check your prostate senior? It comes with the bail out!