The State Of The Union - Live Webcast

Tyler Durden's picture
  • *OBAMA CALLS FOR MINIMUM WAGE TO INCREASE TO $9/HOUR

Last year's 6,977 word homage to jobs provided just over an hour's worth of applause-impacted rhetoric create much ado - more with what was not said than what was said. This year's 9pmET speech will likely be dotted with hope, and change, and jobs, and congress, and of course our union is strong... because the S&P is up 16% since last year's SOTU. But, by our measurement from Bloomberg's data from December 2011 (the last NFP before 2012's SOTU) to January 2013 (this year's last NFP) - Non-Farm Payrolls (NSA) dropped from 133.292 million to 132.705 million (or a 587,000 job loss).

  • *OBAMA SAYS `GENERATION'S TASK' IS TO BUILD STRONG MIDDLE CLASS
  • *OBAMA SAYS GOVERNMENT MUST WORK `ON BEHALF OF THE MANY' NOT FEW
  • *OBAMA SAYS PROPOSALS WILL NOT INCREASE DEFICIT BY `SINGLE DIME'
  • *OBAMA CALLS FOR `SMARTER GOVERNMENT' NOT `BIGGER GOVERNMENT'
  • *OBAMA ORDERS DHS TO DEVELOP REAL-TIME CYBERSECURITY RESPONSE

Enjoy...

 

Full breakdown and summary to follow:

 

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ISEEIT's picture

Pretty funny huh? The Nigger way includes absolute victory.

Good luck with that:)

Enjoy the leftovers.........

kill switch's picture

 

Some may say that the nigger word is inappropriate, but fuck it, in this case, it is abundantly appropriate.. Just let your mind wander through all the lies and murder this shithead has caused, and you get mt point. Now he want's to turn the terror apparatus on us, and all the cockroaches stand

and applaud, this is really fucked up. Me thinks

 

 

The kill switch

 

P.S. I suppose he will have to recoup with a trip to the Birth Certificate state for R and R

 

Yes We Can. But Lets Not.'s picture

he's been blabbing about having a laser-like focus on jobs since the day he imposed himself on the country

his laser is vaporizin jobs.

Money 4 Nothing's picture

is that why Obama just closed down the multimillion dollar Job Office?

DaveyJones's picture

it's like a field sobriety test

drunk with (false) power

A Lunatic's picture

Can't wait for Uncle Ted's catcalls from the audience............

dick cheneys ghost's picture

hope he is wearing his 'loincloth'

fonzannoon's picture

looks like they are ending the Dorner show just in time.

Dr. Engali's picture

Their false flags just keep getting more realistic with every new episode. The empire has learned a lot from Hollywood.

knukles's picture

All Hail "Director" Kubrick

ZeroAvatar's picture

Get ready for an Orwellian Hypno-Trance speech with lots of words but very little real meaning.

Kingkongballs827's picture

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Stares straight ahead's picture

If we have to bury the guns, we have already lost.

JungleJim's picture

Bury the traitors destroying the Constitution ...

jwoop66's picture

Nice, $10.00 worth of PVC for only a few hundred!  Sign me Up!!!

Conax's picture

Gluttons for punishment, the lot of you.

I'll wait for the recaps.

Spacemoose's picture

and i stayed late at work just so i could drive home with the radio off.

ZeroAvatar's picture

I'd rather hear Shannon Sharpe sing Careless Whisper by Wham.

overmedicatedundersexed's picture

why does this cypher remind me so of mussolini? jpray his end may be the same. or a burning cabin in the snowy hills would work.

ReallySparky's picture

@ Zero. You owe me an iPad. I just spit my drink all over it. Too funny.

jcaz's picture

Agreed- Zero wins the prize tonight- epic line, dude!

ziggy59's picture

The SOTU Is FUBAR

NUFF said

cherry picker's picture

How many times has he said this type of stuff and when it comes to action we feel like we got screwed?

Obama lost any credibility he had with me years ago when he decided to walk in Georgee W's shoes instead of practicing what he preached.

Tonight you don't need a word cloud.  All it is, is hot air.

Dr. Engali's picture

I wonder if he will be late.

dick cheneys ghost's picture

How many times will O'bummer say the word "fiat"?

TuesdayBen's picture

only if he announces, with characteristic hollow hubris, that Fiat rolls out an all lectric car funded with $50B of our money

walcott's picture

fullbreakdown alright while the cabin burns.

goldenbuddha454's picture

Boooooo!  Hisssssss!  Has he started yet?

overmedicatedundersexed's picture

if just one capital policeman were to go dorner on that chamber tonight ,,oh the humanity

Tijuana Donkey Show's picture

Reality is that none of them carry live rounds. No one is armed anywhere near that room. 

brokesville's picture

dorner is more interesting

Rattling Bones's picture

And his cabin is in a better state than the Union.

walcott's picture

We the government request fullcavity searches all around for mein furher.

ultraticum's picture

Never was a grander assemblage of complete idiot douche bags convened.

Blame Crash's picture

It’s all just theater with a whole lot of really bad acting!

But the $hit show must go on.

 

GOSPLAN HERO's picture

Just more Neo-Marxist bullshit.

yogibear's picture

Simple,  Obama has his monkeys at the Fed print and he just spends. Now back to regular scheduled program muppets.

ZeroAvatar's picture

This Just In:  Burning cabin belongs to Clyde, the Orangutang in "Every Which Way But Loose".  Dorner still on the loose:

 

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=picture+of+clyde+every+which+way+but...

Tijuana Donkey Show's picture

But did Eastwood ever fuck the monkey? People wanna know...

hooligan2009's picture

why does congress even have to be there? is there heaps of tax payer funded beer and pretzels?

(they didnt make that...and michelles dress makes her ass look big!)

i bet he wont say "i have a plan to reduce debt to gdp from 100% of GDP to 50% of GDP in my term as president, because congress keeps fucking up!"

just the odd 7 minutes of shaking hands with people he hasnt seen in minutes....what a joke!

lakecity55's picture

Good question. I thought he'd already gotten rid of Congress (or was it the SCOTUS?)

Seasmoke's picture

hey, what was the name of that ex-cop, who shot some LA police ????