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The State Of The Union - Live Webcast

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Last year's 6,977 word homage to jobs provided just over an hour's worth of applause-impacted rhetoric create much ado - more with what was not said than what was said. This year's 9pmET speech will likely be dotted with hope, and change, and jobs, and congress, and of course our union is strong... because the S&P is up 16% since last year's SOTU. But, by our measurement from Bloomberg's data from December 2011 (the last NFP before 2012's SOTU) to January 2013 (this year's last NFP) - Non-Farm Payrolls (NSA) dropped from 133.292 million to 132.705 million (or a 587,000 job loss).




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Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:33 | 3239035 lakecity55
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Skeeter belongs in a burning cabin in Big Bear (I mean, a fireplace in a cabin at Big Bear).


Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:21 | 3238965 Mr. Magoo
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And all the seals clap on cue, they must have been trained at Seaworld

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:21 | 3238967 thismarketisrigged
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he said housing is healing and market is rebounding. ya ok obama, u tell urself that.

Wed, 02/13/2013 - 02:45 | 3239666 Never One Roach
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<<he said housing is healing and market is rebounding.>>


Moar zero down mortgages with zero employment checks.....try to buy a gun and they check your history back to 1st a $2 million house with no money down and, "no worries, Mon, just sign right here"

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:22 | 3238969 geewhiz190
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Forget all this baloney and check out the situation with Energy  Future Holdings.  This could be a big story in junk-bond land. Bloomberg is reporting a single day loss of half a billion on the debt.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:22 | 3238970 RideTheWalrus
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I like how the meerkats standup when they sense something.


Tue, 02/12/2013 - 23:29 | 3239338 Mr. Magoo
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This is definitely a must watch for this special occasion

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:28 | 3238972 ebworthen
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"After a decade of grinding war, our Men and Women are coming home."

Um...not 6,000+ of them.

Not that I like the Washington Post, but the pictures are there of the faces, and states:

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:40 | 3239079 CheapBastard
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They're coming home for a change of undewear then going back Mali and Syria.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:22 | 3238973 Mr. Magoo
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Thats definitely an unattainable goal

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:26 | 3238989 overmedicatedun...
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well if a smarter gov why not a big smart gov think of all the good they can do if only taxes were higher why that's more trips to hawaii for golf..problem solved it's bigger smarterer gov.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:52 | 3239146 Buckaroo Banzai
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What a lying sack of shit he is.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:23 | 3238975 pragmatic hobo
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... no longer do people need to wear tin-foil-hat to think the government is a tool of bankers and the middle-class is just a grid of battery pack to power the top 0.001%. The matrix lives.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:23 | 3238976 Smegley Wanxalot
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Someone please RPG crapital hill right now with a small yield nuke. It's about the only thing that would make watching this shit worthwhile.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:25 | 3238977 Haole
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Alternative reality hour, what planet do these people live on?

A minute and a half of that BS is a minute and a half too much.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:28 | 3239000 Mr. Magoo
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The Bizzaro world

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:24 | 3238979 suteibu
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Modest reforms = more taxes.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:24 | 3238982 Mr. Magoo
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Otherwise called the internet kill switch

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:58 | 3239169 ZeroAvatar
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=  Hellfire missile while you're in the process of typing on your ke

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:24 | 3238983 adr
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Go fuck yourself, go fuck yourself, go fuck yourself....


I don't think I can say it enough.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:24 | 3238985 ebworthen
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"Send in the Clowns..."

Oh wait...

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:26 | 3238990 km4
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Topics Obama will not being discussing during the : Prosecutorial overreach, attacks against whistleblowers and warrantless wiretaps.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:27 | 3238991 Whoa Dammit
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Everytime he says "middle class" 10,000 new angels (former middle class) get their EBT wings. Its a wonderful life!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:30 | 3238992 MickV
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The state of the Union is that the "several states" do not comprise a "union" anymore since the presiddent, who is the executor of the  law, is not an eligible natural born Citizen-- since he was born British, of a British subject father.


US Law:


"The Constitution does not in words say who shall be natural-born citizens. Resort must be had elsewhere to ascertain that. At common law, with the nomenclature of which the framers of the Constitution were familiar, it was never doubted that all children born in a country of parents who were its citizens became themselves, upon their birth, citizens also. These were natives or natural-born citizens, as distinguished from aliens or foreigners". 88 US 162, 167 (1874)


There is no law because you allow there to be no law. When there is no legal president then there is no law. Oust Obama and restore the Republic. Physically.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:54 | 3239153 Buckaroo Banzai
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Ladies and Gentlemen... The Resident of the United States!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:27 | 3238994 FleaMarketPete
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fuck this idiot

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 23:04 | 3239204 jumbo maverick
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Fuck all them idiots

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:28 | 3238997 NoWayJose
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Proposals will not increase deficit by a single dime - true - more like 10 trillion dimes.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:30 | 3239014 Mr. Magoo
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10 trillion silver dimes

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:37 | 3239060 EscapingProgress
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Obama knows that sheep don't know the difference between debt and deficit.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:28 | 3239001 EscapingProgress
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Obama just said, "...a really bad idea."

Congrats. Way to appeal to the lowest common denominator. This is probably the most dumbed down SOTU speech in American history.

Sometimes I think I'm stupid because I'm only average, but then I think about the 50% of Americans who are less intelligent than me. Needless to say, we're fucked.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:28 | 3239004 ZeroAvatar
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Aaaaaaand trot out Bill Clinton in 3....2....1....

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:29 | 3239005 Mr. Magoo
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Is that before or after HYPERINFLATION???

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:29 | 3239006 goldenbuddha454
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At $9.00 an hour that just means I get to fire 2 more employees and work the remaining 2 another 6 hours a week.  Sweet!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:30 | 3239017 Spaceman Spiff
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Say goodbye to the teenage workforce....

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:55 | 3239158 jcaz
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Yep- I'll trim 5 myself-  "Job discontinuation" is so easy...  Thank you Barry-  keep it up, and I'm offshore and on the beach- sweet!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:29 | 3239008 cherry picker
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He keeps on talking about hard working Americans

Is he referring to slaves?


Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:35 | 3239050 Mr. Magoo
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I think he means the illegal amerikans

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:57 | 3239163 Buckaroo Banzai
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Illegal?? ILLEGAL??!?

That's a HATE WORD! We call them "unauthorized immigrants" now!

Are you RAYCESSS??

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 23:04 | 3239201 Mr. Magoo
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Oh sorry I forgot, I guess I am off to FEMA camp region 4

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:30 | 3239010 QQQBall
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Seems inconsiderate to hold this at meal time... shud be on after midnight on an infommercial channel.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:32 | 3239032 MiltonFriedmans...
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Should be played in every vomitorium in Rome, where it can be truly useful.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:30 | 3239012 ebworthen
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You know the Republic is completely fucked when the members in the legislative chamber feel they need to stand and clap at every talking point.


Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:31 | 3239025 Mr. Magoo
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What republic ???????

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:30 | 3239013 A Lunatic
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From my cold dead wallet.............

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:30 | 3239016 Herkimer Jerkimer
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Wake me when it's over.

Actually, don't bother: I know how it ends.



Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:31 | 3239018 QQQBall
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How do we create more joobs? Raise the minimum wage to $100/hour!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:31 | 3239021 SillySalesmanQu...
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Lets be clear....we are going to screw you even more!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:31 | 3239022 besnook
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the only promise ever delivered in 50 years of state of the union addresses i have listened to was the wierd proclamation by shrub that steriod abuse in baseball would be addressed. i forget the year.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:31 | 3239023 Papasmurf
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He offered smarter government.  Is he resigning?

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:32 | 3239027 notadouche
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"Government must work on behalf of the many instead of the few".   He believes we think he is referring ignoring the few elites for the benefit of the masses.  We really know he means fuck the civillian and their individual freedoms in order to protect the status quo.   I think Spock issued those same sentiments as he put himself in a radiation chamber to protect the Enterprise crew.  It sounds good until you are one of the few getting fucked over due to eminent domain and shit like that.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 23:06 | 3239207 ZeroAvatar
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"From the few, according to their ability, to the many, according to their needs".

Wed, 02/13/2013 - 00:02 | 3239467 notadouche
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Marxism anyone?

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:33 | 3239030 Oldballplayer
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Lots of little labs in the basements all around America. In the backwoods. In the out buildings.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:33 | 3239033 mayhem_korner
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On a wing of the temple...

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:33 | 3239034 walcott
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Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:33 | 3239036 notadouche
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Is there a light telling them to stand and clap?

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 23:08 | 3239221 ZeroAvatar
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Naw, it's a picture of Kim Jong Un.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:33 | 3239037 Spaceman Spiff
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"Since Dems invited Americans recently victimized to SOTU, GOP shd have brought a middle class worker."  LI

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:33 | 3239039 RideTheWalrus
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Who's going to burst into flames first?



Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:45 | 3239054 Spaceman Spiff
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Hopefully God didn't spend all his energy hitting the Vatican with a lightning bolt...   

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:40 | 3239041 notadouche
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Investments in Energy.  Solyndra anyone?

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:35 | 3239043 CheapBastard
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He didn't write that speech.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:35 | 3239049 mayhem_korner
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+1 Brilliant comment, CB.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:35 | 3239044 mayhem_korner
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doubled mpg?  What is Mooschelle putting in his cigs to cause such hallucinations?

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:36 | 3239052 overmedicatedun...
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has he got to a chicken in every pot yet? i love that part.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:35 | 3239046 suteibu
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Oh, dear God...climate change.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:35 | 3239047 GrinandBearit
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The claptrap and retoric this man spews truly makes me ill.


He just said "climate change"... that's it, I cannot take it anymore!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:36 | 3239055 suteibu
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Because consensus is science when one talks about the economy and the climate.  Not so much for moon shots.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:36 | 3239056 magpie
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why is boehner without that green ribbon

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:36 | 3239059 mayhem_korner
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"Executive actions" means "ignore the Constitution"

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:37 | 3239062 ebworthen
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He basically just said he will, via Executive Order (Imperial Decree), circumvent Congress to stop Global Warming and anything else he damn well pleases.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:37 | 3239064 Lotus
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Boehner looks like he's holding a chainsaw on his lap and has one hand on the pull cord.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:38 | 3239071 mayhem_korner
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You say that as if you're not...

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:38 | 3239066 Quinvarius
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Joe Biden's eyes look crazy freaky.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 23:05 | 3239202 jcaz
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...That's why Barry is the safest man in America......

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:38 | 3239067 rhinoblitzing
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Executive Action to Reduce Pollution...

Try starting with those "His and Her" 747's you got parked in the driveway.

And... speaking of AF1 - Since when does the 1st lady get exclusive use of AF1?

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:39 | 3239072 Andy_Jackson_Jihad
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Windmills will be to the western societies as those big stone heads are to easter island.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 23:49 | 3239421 hooligan2009
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i had a stone head once...oh wait...

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:39 | 3239075 notadouche
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Carbon energy threatens our planet but if you pay enough to the climate exchange, we will give you a voucher to pass.   

Warmest weather on record.  Of course record keeping out of some 4.5 billion years of earth's existance is statistically insignificant.

Cut energy use by homes.  We've installed smart meters in order to control the temperature in your house because we know what you need better than you do.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 23:51 | 3239426 Blankenstein
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Carbon credits are just the latest scheme of the .01% to steal what wealth is left of the 99%.  Charge companies enormous fees for the credits, the costs of which are just passed on to the consumer - i.e. the middle class and poor. 

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:40 | 3239077 Michelle
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Complete lack of enthusiasm even from his own party. Quite a shift from past years.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:41 | 3239081 goldenbuddha454
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America aint buyin what you're sellin!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:41 | 3239084 A Lunatic
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HoLee Phuk     -Confucius-

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:41 | 3239085 EscapingProgress
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Obama wants to cut wasted household energy usage with federal "assistance" which means energy rationing. SMART METERS FOR EVERYONE!!!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:41 | 3239087 mayhem_korner
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3000 might just get my dog a respectable abode...

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:42 | 3239093 imapopulistnow
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I must have dozed off and missed the jobs part of the speech....

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 23:14 | 3239254 ZeroAvatar
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You need to use toothpicks to keep your eyelids open like Biden does.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:42 | 3239094 RideTheWalrus
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Hey guys, i dunno but the way Obama's talking....i think it's all going to be OK!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 23:28 | 3239268 ZeroAvatar
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SEE!  The Orwellian Hypno-TranceTM method works!


*Side effects include projectile vomiting, insomnia, sleepwalking, ashen appearance, droopy eyes, distended forearms, outbursts of rage, bloodshot eyeballs, possibility of voting more than once, calling people 'saviour', and a general overall unexplained euphoria.  See your psychotherapist if conditions last longer than a few years, or if you have sudden urges to 'Unchain Django'.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:43 | 3239095 ebworthen
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"Efficient buildings and government support to help make this happen."

Bullish for Solyndra like black-hole contracts that benefit the crony capitalists - all at the taxpayer expense.

Let's see, GE?  Obummer said Siemens?  Isn't that a German company mein Fuhrer, or are there any boundaries anymore?

OMFG - now he is talking about ginning up the loans to homeowners to blow the fucking housing bubble up all over again!!!

OMFG!!!  Are you kidding me!!!  Fannie/Freddie and the banks that sell MBS's and blew the housing bubble leading up to the 2008 debacle are popping the champagne bottles!!!

Oh, and here comes the new jizz for Education, Higher Education, student loans, etc., etc., etc.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:43 | 3239096 Room 101
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Tyler: Zero Hedge is a great website with awesome articles, smart comments, and a great gang of folks that make reading it a real joy.  So given all that, why are you posting an article on the sotu? 

I don't get it.    

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:44 | 3239108 Andy_Jackson_Jihad
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The staff has a contest to see who can get the most replies with the word "nigger" on an article.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 23:02 | 3239186 Buckaroo Banzai
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Whoever down voted that are pussies.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:43 | 3239097 mayhem_korner
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Is he going to work with all 57 states on education?

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 23:23 | 3239303 Teamtc321
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I think he said they will have to pass it before they can read it.................

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:43 | 3239098 Andy_Jackson_Jihad
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Fuck these youtube propaganda graphics next to the blue-lipped clown handing out free candy. 

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:43 | 3239100 QQQBall
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I wish they had a sidebar with a running total of the costs - kinda like the debt clock... it would be spinning like a mofo.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:44 | 3239103 cherry picker
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All I hear is more laws, regulations, spending more coin.

And people thought Dormer was psycho

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:44 | 3239104 Oldballplayer
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Really? How about we let 4 year olds play in the sandbox. Face it, you want free day care so these lazy fucks can make more babies.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:44 | 3239105 RideTheWalrus
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If you haven't stood up and sat down 20 times already then your anti-amerikan!


Tue, 02/12/2013 - 23:13 | 3239248 Whoa Dammit
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Wait till next year when he's the Prez Pope. Then the Congress/House will be kneeling 20 times in reverence.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:44 | 3239106 ebworthen
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"High quality pre-school available for every child..."

Hey dude, if Mom and Father are at home smoking crack it doesn't matter how good the programs are.

But that wouldn't involve government gravy and programs and money to states and banks and pork barrel and...

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:45 | 3239109 suteibu
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What jobs?


Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:45 | 3239112 sodbuster
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Government's don't build the middle class- they only destroy them.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 23:04 | 3239113 EscapingProgress
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Before you know it your children will become wards of the state as soon as they are out of the womb.

I repeat myself: Give me the child until he is seven and I’ll give you the man.

Obama youth.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:46 | 3239117 Suisse
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Why is this clown talking about education? What will Pre-K and high school changes do? New college graduates can't find jobs, the economy is crap. 

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 23:02 | 3239187 EscapingProgress
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It has nothing to do with molding young minds so that they can become productive. It has everything to do with programming children to be unquestionably obedient to the state.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 23:03 | 3239198 Northern Lights
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Yes.  Agreed!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:46 | 3239118 A Lunatic
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What country is this stupid asshole living in............................??

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:50 | 3239137 Spaceman Spiff
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A country with a ton of assholes voting...

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 23:06 | 3239209 Buckaroo Banzai
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Barely one-sixth of the people living in this country voted for that douchebag.

Assuming you actually believe the election results, that is.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:48 | 3239124 ebworthen
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"Bang-for-your-buck" equals how many white chicks the brothers on an athletic scholarship can lay, right?

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 23:07 | 3239212 Buckaroo Banzai
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I see what you did there!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:48 | 3239126 goldenbuddha454
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Are they going to sample this in the next episode of South Park entitled "Respect my Communist Authoritay!"?

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:48 | 3239127 optimator
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And they call us usless eaters?

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:48 | 3239130 El
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What planet is he on? I ask because he sure hasn't been describing America.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 23:12 | 3239242 Buckaroo Banzai
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Why would he bother describing America? He wasn't born here, he wasn't raised here, he married a woman who hates America, and supported a preacher who damned America.

What a sickening low point for a country that once had such pride, and was a beacon of liberty for the entire world. Our enemies are laughing their asses off right now. They're beating us like a drum, without even having to fire a shot.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:49 | 3239132 RideTheWalrus
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I reckon it smells like mothballs, Werther's Originals and urine in that room and it wafts everytime they stand and sit.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:49 | 3239133 Lady Heather...UNCLE
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Cliche heaped on rhetoric=bullshit: and this is a typical bullshit, 'this talk 'll never be walked' verbal wank session. Love to you all from New Zealand

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 23:45 | 3239406 hooligan2009
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haere mai, kia ora and all that...nice umm bra :)

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:50 | 3239134 Blano
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Good God, I remember Presidents talking about somewhat meaningful things like expanding freedom, challenging the Soviets, etc. etc. and now we get climate change, college score cards and legalizing illegal alien criminals.  This country is beyond screwed.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 23:00 | 3239178 rhinoblitzing
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Axis of Evil: Obama - Pelosi - Reid...

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:49 | 3239136 ebworthen
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"We don't give a shit if you are here illegally, as long as you bring cash, can make a better drone, or fill the church pews, crop picking, house cleaning, and landscaping crews!"

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 23:16 | 3239259 Buckaroo Banzai
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"we don't give a shit if you are here illegally, as long as you suck our welfare system dry, have lots of babies, don't pay any taxes, and send whatever money you do actually earn out of the country. Also, if you could engage in gang activity, deal drugs, and commit violent crimes, that would be awesome too!"

Fixed it for ya.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 23:24 | 3239306 ebworthen
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"...and launder the money through J.P. Morgan Chase, Citi, Wells Fargo, HSBC, or any of those other TBTF banks."

Thanks for that.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:51 | 3239139 Blano
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Paycheck fairness act, good God.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 23:02 | 3239189 Northern Lights
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North America is a gynocracy!


Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:51 | 3239141 cherry picker
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All women will have 24 hour police protection to prevent domestic violence and they can use their protectors to pound their husbands into submission.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:52 | 3239147 MyBrothersKeeper
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Watch closely:  the more he blinks the less he believes what he is saying

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:52 | 3239148 RideTheWalrus
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Usually these creatures have to dispose of dead hookers to get an ab workout like this. Obamacare should include this 'stand/sit/stand/sit' ab workout at the education camps.


Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:52 | 3239149 Blano
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What kind of dumbfuck waits for the minimum wage to go higher and actually wants to live on it?????

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 23:17 | 3239273 Buckaroo Banzai
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I would say, "an Obama voter," but most of them don't have jobs, so the point is moot.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:53 | 3239150 goldenbuddha454
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Let's get a big round of applause for the Chinese who just sucked a few more thousand jobs out of Detroit via Chrysler!  Yay!  Standing O!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:54 | 3239154 Blano
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Listening to the TeleNegro makes me want to go join Simon-the-formerly-upcoming-intelligence-officer in Chile or something.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:55 | 3239155 ebworthen
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This is a Greek Tragedy, playing out in real time.

Find some land, a water source, something to grow and some chickens and small livestock.

This country is done.  Rome in it's final days.  Collapsing from the inside out.  Lying to itself about the future.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:58 | 3239157 Atomizer
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The narcissist is so out of control. I love the SOTU reading binder on podium. Not a single page was flipped. The lies and deception are in ordinary daylight. After hearing about 3D printing, I shut off the TV.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:56 | 3239159 RideTheWalrus
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Boehner is gonna spew any minute now, he's swallowing the burps hard at the moment.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:57 | 3239165 rhinoblitzing
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That would be classic... Especially if it's projectile like...

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:58 | 3239171 RideTheWalrus
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it's a race between Boehner projectile vomiting or Bidens face falling off

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 23:00 | 3239180 saints51
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ah, the magic of duct tape.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 23:02 | 3239185 RideTheWalrus
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As soon as he stops squinting that face mask will slip, he's gripping on tighter than Sylvester Stallone in a mountain climbing movie.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 23:07 | 3239213 saints51
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haha we probably just gave David Icke new material for his snake people in human skin.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 23:03 | 3239193 rhinoblitzing
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That's a Racist comment....

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:56 | 3239160 rhinoblitzing
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Boehner sure does have justification to cry... perhaps he was clairvoyant 2 years ago....?

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 23:02 | 3239166 moonstears
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Soon, with min wage at $9, we on the east coast, in the south,  can pay $6 for a loaf of bread like our friends in Cali, 'stead of the $2.50 we pay now...GO-Bama! Hope and change! And this assures that the dumbest of min wage earners will be on the streets, instead of flippin' burgers and cleaning toilets! Yay! I'm sure they'll go to the " YMCA"  instead of jackin' cars.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:59 | 3239168 A Lunatic
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There once was a piece of shit POTUS

Who made me sit up and take notice

When he said with a smile

We'll have jobs by the mile

Just put this stuff here on your orifice

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:59 | 3239170 Spaceman Spiff
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My killing of Americans was legal...  I asked Holder and congress!   

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 23:00 | 3239173 Unstable Condition
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I'll mute and wait for the transcript, thanks anyway. Being lied to in real time is for groupies....and masochists


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