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The State Of The Union - Live Webcast
- *OBAMA CALLS FOR MINIMUM WAGE TO INCREASE TO $9/HOUR
Last year's 6,977 word homage to jobs provided just over an hour's worth of applause-impacted rhetoric create much ado - more with what was not said than what was said. This year's 9pmET speech will likely be dotted with hope, and change, and jobs, and congress, and of course our union is strong... because the S&P is up 16% since last year's SOTU. But, by our measurement from Bloomberg's data from December 2011 (the last NFP before 2012's SOTU) to January 2013 (this year's last NFP) - Non-Farm Payrolls (NSA) dropped from 133.292 million to 132.705 million (or a 587,000 job loss).
- *OBAMA SAYS `GENERATION'S TASK' IS TO BUILD STRONG MIDDLE CLASS
- *OBAMA SAYS GOVERNMENT MUST WORK `ON BEHALF OF THE MANY' NOT FEW
- *OBAMA SAYS PROPOSALS WILL NOT INCREASE DEFICIT BY `SINGLE DIME'
- *OBAMA CALLS FOR `SMARTER GOVERNMENT' NOT `BIGGER GOVERNMENT'
- *OBAMA ORDERS DHS TO DEVELOP REAL-TIME CYBERSECURITY RESPONSE
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Skeeter belongs in a burning cabin in Big Bear (I mean, a fireplace in a cabin at Big Bear).
Whatever.
And all the seals clap on cue, they must have been trained at Seaworld
he said housing is healing and market is rebounding. ya ok obama, u tell urself that.
<<he said housing is healing and market is rebounding.>>
Moar zero down mortgages with zero employment checks.....try to buy a gun and they check your history back to 1st grade.....buy a $2 million house with no money down and, "no worries, Mon, just sign right here".....lol.
Forget all this baloney and check out the situation with Energy Future Holdings. This could be a big story in junk-bond land. Bloomberg is reporting a single day loss of half a billion on the debt.
I like how the meerkats standup when they sense something.
This is definitely a must watch for this special occasion
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FblQR8ZeUpQ
"After a decade of grinding war, our Men and Women are coming home."
Um...not 6,000+ of them.
Not that I like the Washington Post, but the pictures are there of the faces, and states:
http://apps.washingtonpost.com/national/fallen/
They're coming home for a change of undewear then going back ...to Mali and Syria.
OBAMA CALLS FOR `SMARTER GOVERNMENT' NOT `BIGGER GOVERNMENT
Thats definitely an unattainable goal
well if a smarter gov why not a big smart gov think of all the good they can do if only taxes were higher why that's more trips to hawaii for golf..problem solved it's bigger smarterer gov.
What a lying sack of shit he is.
... no longer do people need to wear tin-foil-hat to think the government is a tool of bankers and the middle-class is just a grid of battery pack to power the top 0.001%. The matrix lives.
Someone please RPG crapital hill right now with a small yield nuke. It's about the only thing that would make watching this shit worthwhile.
Alternative reality hour, what planet do these people live on?
A minute and a half of that BS is a minute and a half too much.
The Bizzaro world
Modest reforms = more taxes.
OBAMA ORDERS DHS TO DEVELOP REAL-TIME CYBERSECURITY RESPONSE
Otherwise called the internet kill switch
REAL-TIME CYBERSECURITY RESPONSE
= Hellfire missile while you're in the process of typing on your ke
Go fuck yourself, go fuck yourself, go fuck yourself....
Go fuck yourself. GO FUCK YOURSELF. GO FUUUUCCCKKKK YOURSELF...
I don't think I can say it enough.
"Send in the Clowns..."
Oh wait...
Anonymous @YourAnonNews
Topics Obama will not being discussing during the #SOTU: Prosecutorial overreach, attacks against whistleblowers and warrantless wiretaps.
Everytime he says "middle class" 10,000 new angels (former middle class) get their EBT wings. Its a wonderful life!
The state of the Union is that the "several states" do not comprise a "union" anymore since the presiddent, who is the executor of the law, is not an eligible natural born Citizen-- since he was born British, of a British subject father.
US Law:
"The Constitution does not in words say who shall be natural-born citizens. Resort must be had elsewhere to ascertain that. At common law, with the nomenclature of which the framers of the Constitution were familiar, it was never doubted that all children born in a country of parents who were its citizens became themselves, upon their birth, citizens also. These were natives or natural-born citizens, as distinguished from aliens or foreigners". 88 US 162, 167 (1874)
There is no law because you allow there to be no law. When there is no legal president then there is no law. Oust Obama and restore the Republic. Physically.
Ladies and Gentlemen... The Resident of the United States!
fuck this idiot
Fuck all them idiots
Proposals will not increase deficit by a single dime - true - more like 10 trillion dimes.
10 trillion silver dimes
Obama knows that sheep don't know the difference between debt and deficit.
Obama just said, "...a really bad idea."
Congrats. Way to appeal to the lowest common denominator. This is probably the most dumbed down SOTU speech in American history.
Sometimes I think I'm stupid because I'm only average, but then I think about the 50% of Americans who are less intelligent than me. Needless to say, we're fucked.
Aaaaaaand trot out Bill Clinton in 3....2....1....
*OBAMA CALLS FOR MINIMUM WAGE TO INCREASE TO $9/HOUR
Is that before or after HYPERINFLATION???
At $9.00 an hour that just means I get to fire 2 more employees and work the remaining 2 another 6 hours a week. Sweet!
Say goodbye to the teenage workforce....
Yep- I'll trim 5 myself- "Job discontinuation" is so easy... Thank you Barry- keep it up, and I'm offshore and on the beach- sweet!
He keeps on talking about hard working Americans
Is he referring to slaves?
I think he means the illegal amerikans
Illegal?? ILLEGAL??!?
That's a HATE WORD! We call them "unauthorized immigrants" now!
Are you RAYCESSS??
Oh sorry I forgot, I guess I am off to FEMA camp region 4
Seems inconsiderate to hold this at meal time... shud be on after midnight on an infommercial channel.
Should be played in every vomitorium in Rome, where it can be truly useful.
You know the Republic is completely fucked when the members in the legislative chamber feel they need to stand and clap at every talking point.
FUCKED.
What republic ???????
From my cold dead wallet.............
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Wake me when it's over.
Actually, don't bother: I know how it ends.
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How do we create more joobs? Raise the minimum wage to $100/hour!
Lets be clear....we are going to screw you even more!
the only promise ever delivered in 50 years of state of the union addresses i have listened to was the wierd proclamation by shrub that steriod abuse in baseball would be addressed. i forget the year.
He offered smarter government. Is he resigning?
"Government must work on behalf of the many instead of the few". He believes we think he is referring ignoring the few elites for the benefit of the masses. We really know he means fuck the civillian and their individual freedoms in order to protect the status quo. I think Spock issued those same sentiments as he put himself in a radiation chamber to protect the Enterprise crew. It sounds good until you are one of the few getting fucked over due to eminent domain and shit like that.
"From the few, according to their ability, to the many, according to their needs".
Marxism anyone?
Lots of little labs in the basements all around America. In the backwoods. In the out buildings.
On a wing of the temple...
MUMMY CONVENTION AT THE PYRAMID OF DOOM.
Is there a light telling them to stand and clap?
Naw, it's a picture of Kim Jong Un.
"Since Dems invited Americans recently victimized to SOTU, GOP shd have brought a middle class worker." LI
Who's going to burst into flames first?
Hopefully God didn't spend all his energy hitting the Vatican with a lightning bolt...
Investments in Energy. Solyndra anyone?
He didn't write that speech.
+1 Brilliant comment, CB.
doubled mpg? What is Mooschelle putting in his cigs to cause such hallucinations?
has he got to a chicken in every pot yet? i love that part.
Oh, dear God...climate change.
The claptrap and retoric this man spews truly makes me ill.
He just said "climate change"... that's it, I cannot take it anymore!
Because consensus is science when one talks about the economy and the climate. Not so much for moon shots.
why is boehner without that green ribbon
"Executive actions" means "ignore the Constitution"
He basically just said he will, via Executive Order (Imperial Decree), circumvent Congress to stop Global Warming and anything else he damn well pleases.
Boehner looks like he's holding a chainsaw on his lap and has one hand on the pull cord.
You say that as if you're not...
Joe Biden's eyes look crazy freaky.
...That's why Barry is the safest man in America......
Executive Action to Reduce Pollution...
Try starting with those "His and Her" 747's you got parked in the driveway.
And... speaking of AF1 - Since when does the 1st lady get exclusive use of AF1?
Windmills will be to the western societies as those big stone heads are to easter island.
i had a stone head once...oh wait...
Carbon energy threatens our planet but if you pay enough to the climate exchange, we will give you a voucher to pass.
Warmest weather on record. Of course record keeping out of some 4.5 billion years of earth's existance is statistically insignificant.
Cut energy use by homes. We've installed smart meters in order to control the temperature in your house because we know what you need better than you do.
+1000
Carbon credits are just the latest scheme of the .01% to steal what wealth is left of the 99%. Charge companies enormous fees for the credits, the costs of which are just passed on to the consumer - i.e. the middle class and poor.
Complete lack of enthusiasm even from his own party. Quite a shift from past years.
America aint buyin what you're sellin!
HoLee Phuk -Confucius-
Obama wants to cut wasted household energy usage with federal "assistance" which means energy rationing. SMART METERS FOR EVERYONE!!!
3000 might just get my dog a respectable abode...
I must have dozed off and missed the jobs part of the speech....
You need to use toothpicks to keep your eyelids open like Biden does.
Hey guys, i dunno but the way Obama's talking....i think it's all going to be OK!
SEE! The Orwellian Hypno-TranceTM method works!
*Side effects include projectile vomiting, insomnia, sleepwalking, ashen appearance, droopy eyes, distended forearms, outbursts of rage, bloodshot eyeballs, possibility of voting more than once, calling people 'saviour', and a general overall unexplained euphoria. See your psychotherapist if conditions last longer than a few years, or if you have sudden urges to 'Unchain Django'.
"Efficient buildings and government support to help make this happen."
Bullish for Solyndra like black-hole contracts that benefit the crony capitalists - all at the taxpayer expense.
Let's see, GE? Obummer said Siemens? Isn't that a German company mein Fuhrer, or are there any boundaries anymore?
OMFG - now he is talking about ginning up the loans to homeowners to blow the fucking housing bubble up all over again!!!
OMFG!!! Are you kidding me!!! Fannie/Freddie and the banks that sell MBS's and blew the housing bubble leading up to the 2008 debacle are popping the champagne bottles!!!
Oh, and here comes the new jizz for Education, Higher Education, student loans, etc., etc., etc.
Tyler: Zero Hedge is a great website with awesome articles, smart comments, and a great gang of folks that make reading it a real joy. So given all that, why are you posting an article on the sotu?
I don't get it.
The staff has a contest to see who can get the most replies with the word "nigger" on an article.
Whoever down voted that are pussies.
Is he going to work with all 57 states on education?
I think he said they will have to pass it before they can read it.................
Fuck these youtube propaganda graphics next to the blue-lipped clown handing out free candy.
All I hear is more laws, regulations, spending more coin.
And people thought Dormer was psycho
Really? How about we let 4 year olds play in the sandbox. Face it, you want free day care so these lazy fucks can make more babies.
If you haven't stood up and sat down 20 times already then your anti-amerikan!
Wait till next year when he's the Prez Pope. Then the Congress/House will be kneeling 20 times in reverence.
"High quality pre-school available for every child..."
Hey dude, if Mom and Father are at home smoking crack it doesn't matter how good the programs are.
But that wouldn't involve government gravy and programs and money to states and banks and pork barrel and...
What jobs?
Government's don't build the middle class- they only destroy them.
OBAMA WANTS TO TAKE YOUR FOUR YEAR OLDS AWAY FROM YOU AND "EDUCATE" THEM.
Before you know it your children will become wards of the state as soon as they are out of the womb.
I repeat myself: Give me the child until he is seven and I’ll give you the man.
Obama youth.
Why is this clown talking about education? What will Pre-K and high school changes do? New college graduates can't find jobs, the economy is crap.
It has nothing to do with molding young minds so that they can become productive. It has everything to do with programming children to be unquestionably obedient to the state.
Yes. Agreed!
What country is this stupid asshole living in............................??
A country with a ton of assholes voting...
Barely one-sixth of the people living in this country voted for that douchebag.
Assuming you actually believe the election results, that is.
"Bang-for-your-buck" equals how many white chicks the brothers on an athletic scholarship can lay, right?
BANG-for-your-BUCK!
I see what you did there!
Are they going to sample this in the next episode of South Park entitled "Respect my Communist Authoritay!"?
douche and turd re-run!
http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s08e08-douche-and-turd
And they call us usless eaters?
What planet is he on? I ask because he sure hasn't been describing America.
Why would he bother describing America? He wasn't born here, he wasn't raised here, he married a woman who hates America, and supported a preacher who damned America.
What a sickening low point for a country that once had such pride, and was a beacon of liberty for the entire world. Our enemies are laughing their asses off right now. They're beating us like a drum, without even having to fire a shot.
I reckon it smells like mothballs, Werther's Originals and urine in that room and it wafts everytime they stand and sit.
Cliche heaped on rhetoric=bullshit: and this is a typical bullshit, 'this talk 'll never be walked' verbal wank session. Love to you all from New Zealand
haere mai, kia ora and all that...nice umm bra :)
Good God, I remember Presidents talking about somewhat meaningful things like expanding freedom, challenging the Soviets, etc. etc. and now we get climate change, college score cards and legalizing illegal alien criminals. This country is beyond screwed.
Axis of Evil: Obama - Pelosi - Reid...
"We don't give a shit if you are here illegally, as long as you bring cash, can make a better drone, or fill the church pews, crop picking, house cleaning, and landscaping crews!"
"we don't give a shit if you are here illegally, as long as you suck our welfare system dry, have lots of babies, don't pay any taxes, and send whatever money you do actually earn out of the country. Also, if you could engage in gang activity, deal drugs, and commit violent crimes, that would be awesome too!"
Fixed it for ya.
Yup.
"...and launder the money through J.P. Morgan Chase, Citi, Wells Fargo, HSBC, or any of those other TBTF banks."
Thanks for that.
Paycheck fairness act, good God.
North America is a gynocracy!
All women will have 24 hour police protection to prevent domestic violence and they can use their protectors to pound their husbands into submission.
Watch closely: the more he blinks the less he believes what he is saying
Usually these creatures have to dispose of dead hookers to get an ab workout like this. Obamacare should include this 'stand/sit/stand/sit' ab workout at the education camps.
What kind of dumbfuck waits for the minimum wage to go higher and actually wants to live on it?????
I would say, "an Obama voter," but most of them don't have jobs, so the point is moot.
Let's get a big round of applause for the Chinese who just sucked a few more thousand jobs out of Detroit via Chrysler! Yay! Standing O!
Listening to the TeleNegro makes me want to go join Simon-the-formerly-upcoming-intelligence-officer in Chile or something.
This is a Greek Tragedy, playing out in real time.
Find some land, a water source, something to grow and some chickens and small livestock.
This country is done. Rome in it's final days. Collapsing from the inside out. Lying to itself about the future.
The narcissist is so out of control. I love the SOTU reading binder on podium. Not a single page was flipped. The lies and deception are in ordinary daylight. After hearing about 3D printing, I shut off the TV.
Boehner is gonna spew any minute now, he's swallowing the burps hard at the moment.
That would be classic... Especially if it's projectile like...
it's a race between Boehner projectile vomiting or Bidens face falling off
ah, the magic of duct tape.
As soon as he stops squinting that face mask will slip, he's gripping on tighter than Sylvester Stallone in a mountain climbing movie.
haha we probably just gave David Icke new material for his snake people in human skin.
That's a Racist comment....
Boehner sure does have justification to cry... perhaps he was clairvoyant 2 years ago....?
Soon, with min wage at $9, we on the east coast, in the south, can pay $6 for a loaf of bread like our friends in Cali, 'stead of the $2.50 we pay now...GO-Bama! Hope and change! And this assures that the dumbest of min wage earners will be on the streets, instead of flippin' burgers and cleaning toilets! Yay! I'm sure they'll go to the " YMCA" instead of jackin' cars.
There once was a piece of shit POTUS
Who made me sit up and take notice
When he said with a smile
We'll have jobs by the mile
Just put this stuff here on your orifice
My killing of Americans was legal... I asked Holder and congress!
I'll mute and wait for the transcript, thanks anyway. Being lied to in real time is for groupies....and masochists