The State Of The Union - Live Webcast

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  • *OBAMA CALLS FOR MINIMUM WAGE TO INCREASE TO $9/HOUR

Last year's 6,977 word homage to jobs provided just over an hour's worth of applause-impacted rhetoric create much ado - more with what was not said than what was said. This year's 9pmET speech will likely be dotted with hope, and change, and jobs, and congress, and of course our union is strong... because the S&P is up 16% since last year's SOTU. But, by our measurement from Bloomberg's data from December 2011 (the last NFP before 2012's SOTU) to January 2013 (this year's last NFP) - Non-Farm Payrolls (NSA) dropped from 133.292 million to 132.705 million (or a 587,000 job loss).

  • *OBAMA SAYS `GENERATION'S TASK' IS TO BUILD STRONG MIDDLE CLASS
  • *OBAMA SAYS GOVERNMENT MUST WORK `ON BEHALF OF THE MANY' NOT FEW
  • *OBAMA SAYS PROPOSALS WILL NOT INCREASE DEFICIT BY `SINGLE DIME'
  • *OBAMA CALLS FOR `SMARTER GOVERNMENT' NOT `BIGGER GOVERNMENT'
  • *OBAMA ORDERS DHS TO DEVELOP REAL-TIME CYBERSECURITY RESPONSE

Enjoy...

 

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Tue, 02/12/2013 - 23:28 | 3239336 ISEEIT
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Pretty funny huh? The Nigger way includes absolute victory.

Good luck with that:)

Enjoy the leftovers.........

Wed, 02/13/2013 - 09:57 | 3239986 kill switch
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Some may say that the nigger word is inappropriate, but fuck it, in this case, it is abundantly appropriate.. Just let your mind wander through all the lies and murder this shithead has caused, and you get mt point. Now he want's to turn the terror apparatus on us, and all the cockroaches stand

and applaud, this is really fucked up. Me thinks

 

 

The kill switch

 

P.S. I suppose he will have to recoup with a trip to the Birth Certificate state for R and R

 

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 21:43 | 3238796 Yes We Can. But...
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he's been blabbing about having a laser-like focus on jobs since the day he imposed himself on the country

his laser is vaporizin jobs.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 21:49 | 3238816 Money 4 Nothing
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is that why Obama just closed down the multimillion dollar Job Office?

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:12 | 3238911 nmewn
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Another hard pivot.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 23:19 | 3239284 DaveyJones
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it's like a field sobriety test

drunk with (false) power

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 21:45 | 3238801 A Lunatic
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Can't wait for Uncle Ted's catcalls from the audience............

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:00 | 3238863 dick cheneys ghost
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hope he is wearing his 'loincloth'

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 21:47 | 3238810 fonzannoon
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looks like they are ending the Dorner show just in time.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 21:52 | 3238827 Dr. Engali
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Their false flags just keep getting more realistic with every new episode. The empire has learned a lot from Hollywood.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:40 | 3239080 knukles
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All Hail "Director" Kubrick

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 21:47 | 3238814 ZeroAvatar
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Get ready for an Orwellian Hypno-Trance speech with lots of words but very little real meaning.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 21:50 | 3238821 Kingkongballs827
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Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:17 | 3238937 Stares straight...
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If we have to bury the guns, we have already lost.

Wed, 02/13/2013 - 01:04 | 3239573 JungleJim
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Bury the traitors destroying the Constitution ...

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:46 | 3239120 jwoop66
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Nice, $10.00 worth of PVC for only a few hundred!  Sign me Up!!!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 21:51 | 3238823 Conax
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Gluttons for punishment, the lot of you.

I'll wait for the recaps.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 21:54 | 3238838 Spacemoose
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and i stayed late at work just so i could drive home with the radio off.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 21:52 | 3238828 ZeroAvatar
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I'd rather hear Shannon Sharpe sing Careless Whisper by Wham.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 21:55 | 3238839 overmedicatedun...
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why does this cypher remind me so of mussolini? jpray his end may be the same. or a burning cabin in the snowy hills would work.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:20 | 3238957 ReallySparky
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@ Zero. You owe me an iPad. I just spit my drink all over it. Too funny.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:38 | 3239069 jcaz
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Agreed- Zero wins the prize tonight- epic line, dude!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 21:53 | 3238830 ziggy59
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The SOTU Is FUBAR

NUFF said

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 21:53 | 3238832 cherry picker
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How many times has he said this type of stuff and when it comes to action we feel like we got screwed?

Obama lost any credibility he had with me years ago when he decided to walk in Georgee W's shoes instead of practicing what he preached.

Tonight you don't need a word cloud.  All it is, is hot air.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 21:54 | 3238835 Dr. Engali
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I wonder if he will be late.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 21:54 | 3238841 dick cheneys ghost
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How many times will O'bummer say the word "fiat"?

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 23:19 | 3239281 TuesdayBen
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only if he announces, with characteristic hollow hubris, that Fiat rolls out an all lectric car funded with $50B of our money

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 21:55 | 3238847 walcott
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fullbreakdown alright while the cabin burns.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 21:57 | 3238851 goldenbuddha454
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Boooooo!  Hisssssss!  Has he started yet?

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 21:59 | 3238859 overmedicatedun...
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if just one capital policeman were to go dorner on that chamber tonight ,,oh the humanity

Wed, 02/13/2013 - 00:53 | 3239553 Tijuana Donkey Show
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Reality is that none of them carry live rounds. No one is armed anywhere near that room. 

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 21:57 | 3238853 brokesville
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dorner is more interesting

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:13 | 3238918 A Lunatic
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There is no Dorner......

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:28 | 3238995 Rattling Bones
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And his cabin is in a better state than the Union.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:00 | 3238860 walcott
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We the government request fullcavity searches all around for mein furher.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:02 | 3238869 ultraticum
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Never was a grander assemblage of complete idiot douche bags convened.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 23:23 | 3239309 DaveyJones
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...until next year

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:02 | 3238873 Blame Crash
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It’s all just theater with a whole lot of really bad acting!

But the $hit show must go on.

 

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:02 | 3238874 GOSPLAN HERO
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Just more Neo-Marxist bullshit.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:05 | 3238880 yogibear
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Simple,  Obama has his monkeys at the Fed print and he just spends. Now back to regular scheduled program muppets.

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:33 | 3239029 ZeroAvatar
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This Just In:  Burning cabin belongs to Clyde, the Orangutang in "Every Which Way But Loose".  Dorner still on the loose:

 

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=picture+of+clyde+every+which+way+but...

Wed, 02/13/2013 - 00:55 | 3239557 Tijuana Donkey Show
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But did Eastwood ever fuck the monkey? People wanna know...

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:13 | 3238883 hooligan2009
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why does congress even have to be there? is there heaps of tax payer funded beer and pretzels?

(they didnt make that...and michelles dress makes her ass look big!)

i bet he wont say "i have a plan to reduce debt to gdp from 100% of GDP to 50% of GDP in my term as president, because congress keeps fucking up!"

just the odd 7 minutes of shaking hands with people he hasnt seen in minutes....what a joke!

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:24 | 3238980 lakecity55
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Good question. I thought he'd already gotten rid of Congress (or was it the SCOTUS?)

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:05 | 3238884 Seasmoke
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hey, what was the name of that ex-cop, who shot some LA police ????

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:14 | 3238927 hooligan2009
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chris dorner

Tue, 02/12/2013 - 22:41 | 3239082 Buckaroo Banzai
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His name was Chris Dorner.

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