The State Of The Union - Live Webcast

Tyler Durden's picture
  • *OBAMA CALLS FOR MINIMUM WAGE TO INCREASE TO $9/HOUR

Last year's 6,977 word homage to jobs provided just over an hour's worth of applause-impacted rhetoric create much ado - more with what was not said than what was said. This year's 9pmET speech will likely be dotted with hope, and change, and jobs, and congress, and of course our union is strong... because the S&P is up 16% since last year's SOTU. But, by our measurement from Bloomberg's data from December 2011 (the last NFP before 2012's SOTU) to January 2013 (this year's last NFP) - Non-Farm Payrolls (NSA) dropped from 133.292 million to 132.705 million (or a 587,000 job loss).

  • *OBAMA SAYS `GENERATION'S TASK' IS TO BUILD STRONG MIDDLE CLASS
  • *OBAMA SAYS GOVERNMENT MUST WORK `ON BEHALF OF THE MANY' NOT FEW
  • *OBAMA SAYS PROPOSALS WILL NOT INCREASE DEFICIT BY `SINGLE DIME'
  • *OBAMA CALLS FOR `SMARTER GOVERNMENT' NOT `BIGGER GOVERNMENT'
  • *OBAMA ORDERS DHS TO DEVELOP REAL-TIME CYBERSECURITY RESPONSE

Enjoy...

 

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Likstane's picture

I'd rather watch my uncle Jimmy's ass crack than one minute of this self-congratulatory puke festival.

syntaxterror's picture

Have you ever seen so many thieving, manipulating scammers in one room together?

Blame Crash's picture

Do you think any of those well dressed hicks we’re seeing milling about really believe any of the blatherings of the Reality TV Highness’s? Or is it all about being “seen”?

nathan1234's picture

President of Lies

Full of B.S.

Trusting him is akin to trusting his drones policy.

The law and the Constitution no longer exists

lakecity55's picture

I wonder if satan has fully possessed him yet, or waiting for a more opportune moment.

ultraticum's picture

The perp walk just began.

syntaxterror's picture

Fuck him and his non-stop campaign.

EscapingProgress's picture

According to CBS Obama wants $9/hr minimum wage (in spite of econ 101) and pre-Kindergarten gov't schooling (Give me the child until he is seven and I’ll give you the man).

Buckaroo Banzai's picture

Fuck it, what a piker Obama is. Why stop at $9/hour? Hell, why not $15/hour? Or $30/hour?

post turtle saver's picture

Agree, if this is all it takes to make people better off then make it $100 and hour and *bam* instant middle class, just add paper... http://steshaw.org/economics-in-one-lesson/chap19p1.html

Bad Attitude's picture

Dear Leader must secretly hate blacks considering all of the policies he supports and promotes which disproportionately harms blacks. A nine dollar minimum wage will make black unemployment even higher than it is now.

Teamtc321's picture

I'm playing catch with my cow dog, going to go feed and comb the colt's at the house pasture. The horse shit in and near the round pen and barn, will smell better than what come's out of this gun grabbing, horses ass mouth.

 

adeptish's picture

Oh for a hafnium micronuke in that room right now.

President Chu, come on down...!!!

FleaMarketPete's picture

Obama catering to his base...blacks.

MiltonFriedmansNightmare's picture

I wouldn't attempt to classify his base along racial lines; let's just call them brain dead and leave it at that.

ZeroAvatar's picture

I would purport that classifying his base along racial lines is a fair approximation of reality.

Buckaroo Banzai's picture

Well, I guess that makes us a nation of wiggers then.

knukles's picture

To obviate any even ever so slight misinterpretation of a comment being considered as racist, let's just here on out call them "The Free Shit Armytm"

Randy Goodnight's picture

Who cares about Obummer.  What happened to the cop killer?  Did they get him?

Buckaroo Banzai's picture

Did you forget that the address was scheduled to start at 9pm CPT?

Tijuana Donkey Show's picture

I'm old enough to get that gag. It's like LOL, but more subtile. 

walcott's picture

THE STATE OF THE UNION ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mickeyman's picture

"There has been a lot of irrational speculation in the price of certain commodities recently. Our government remains committed to reducing the price of gold to $300/oz where it belongs!"

Oldballplayer's picture

This douche always uses the term "investment." But has this homo ever had to present an ROI justification to a prick comptroller?

Is it wrong to channel Tom Clancy?

Buckaroo Banzai's picture

It's like when they refer to tax "revenues."

Hey you fuckers: revenues are EARNED. Taxes are CONFISCATED.

It's fucking Orwellian what they do to the language.

topspinslicer's picture

Like the song says, If I had a rocket launcher....

Wannabee's picture

+100 for Bruce Cochburn reference...!

taxpayer102's picture

 

 

Teleprompter is ON

foodstampbarry's picture

Hey idiot, do everybody an favor and resign!

Papasmurf's picture

Consider who would take his place.

mickeyman's picture

He hasn't quite got the whole God-King persona thing down. But he sure can smite, I'll give him that.

RideTheWalrus's picture

Vomit buckets at the ready

rahbii's picture

Americans are coming home....in coffins

RideTheWalrus's picture

I hope Dorner swings in on a chandellier with a mask covering his half burnt face.
OR
Ted Nugent stands up and dares someone to suck his dick to prove he's a moderate.

 

lakecity55's picture

The Hero of Big Bear speaks!

Mr. Magoo's picture

*OBAMA SAYS GOVERNMENT MUST WORK `ON BEHALF OF THE MANY' NOT FEW"

I think he stole that line from Mr. Spock

dick cheneys ghost's picture

I think he said 'jew' not 'few'

Buckaroo Banzai's picture

Hey you shithead: I don't want the government "working" for me AT ALL.

Lucius Cornelius Sulla's picture

I just want them out of my pocket book.  I'm tired of them spending my money on murdering innocent civilians on my dime.  Evil bastards.

Dead Canary's picture

"WORK SMARTER"

Don't they teach that in the Pizza Hut management program.

ZeroAvatar's picture

Some evolutionary pathways did not evolve this concept, thus it bears repeating.

Mr. Magoo's picture

Hey!! Isn't that Frank Marshall Davis. it sure sounds like him

Yen Cross's picture

   30 seconds was enough for me! I would rather be tortured by those worthless hacks over at CNBS for half an hour.

jack stephan's picture

All for you, it's all for you Damien.

http://youtu.be/w7N7TDBceHY