The State Of The Union - Live Webcast

Tyler Durden's picture

Last year's 6,977 word homage to jobs provided just over an hour's worth of applause-impacted rhetoric create much ado - more with what was not said than what was said. This year's 9pmET speech will likely be dotted with hope, and change, and jobs, and congress, and of course our union is strong... because the S&P is up 16% since last year's SOTU. But, by our measurement from Bloomberg's data from December 2011 (the last NFP before 2012's SOTU) to January 2013 (this year's last NFP) - Non-Farm Payrolls (NSA) dropped from 133.292 million to 132.705 million (or a 587,000 job loss).




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notadouche's picture

"Government must work on behalf of the many instead of the few".   He believes we think he is referring ignoring the few elites for the benefit of the masses.  We really know he means fuck the civillian and their individual freedoms in order to protect the status quo.   I think Spock issued those same sentiments as he put himself in a radiation chamber to protect the Enterprise crew.  It sounds good until you are one of the few getting fucked over due to eminent domain and shit like that.

ZeroAvatar's picture

"From the few, according to their ability, to the many, according to their needs".

Oldballplayer's picture

Lots of little labs in the basements all around America. In the backwoods. In the out buildings.

mayhem_korner's picture



On a wing of the temple...

walcott's picture


notadouche's picture

Is there a light telling them to stand and clap?

ZeroAvatar's picture

Naw, it's a picture of Kim Jong Un.

Spaceman Spiff's picture

"Since Dems invited Americans recently victimized to SOTU, GOP shd have brought a middle class worker."  LI

RideTheWalrus's picture

Who's going to burst into flames first?



Spaceman Spiff's picture

Hopefully God didn't spend all his energy hitting the Vatican with a lightning bolt...   

notadouche's picture

Investments in Energy.  Solyndra anyone?

CheapBastard's picture

He didn't write that speech.

mayhem_korner's picture



+1 Brilliant comment, CB.

mayhem_korner's picture



doubled mpg?  What is Mooschelle putting in his cigs to cause such hallucinations?

overmedicatedundersexed's picture

has he got to a chicken in every pot yet? i love that part.

suteibu's picture

Oh, dear God...climate change.

GrinandBearit's picture

The claptrap and retoric this man spews truly makes me ill.


He just said "climate change"... that's it, I cannot take it anymore!

suteibu's picture

Because consensus is science when one talks about the economy and the climate.  Not so much for moon shots.

magpie's picture

why is boehner without that green ribbon

mayhem_korner's picture



"Executive actions" means "ignore the Constitution"

ebworthen's picture

He basically just said he will, via Executive Order (Imperial Decree), circumvent Congress to stop Global Warming and anything else he damn well pleases.

Lotus's picture

Boehner looks like he's holding a chainsaw on his lap and has one hand on the pull cord.

mayhem_korner's picture



You say that as if you're not...

Quinvarius's picture

Joe Biden's eyes look crazy freaky.

jcaz's picture

...That's why Barry is the safest man in America......

rhinoblitzing's picture

Executive Action to Reduce Pollution...

Try starting with those "His and Her" 747's you got parked in the driveway.

And... speaking of AF1 - Since when does the 1st lady get exclusive use of AF1?

Andy_Jackson_Jihad's picture

Windmills will be to the western societies as those big stone heads are to easter island.

hooligan2009's picture

i had a stone head once...oh wait...

notadouche's picture

Carbon energy threatens our planet but if you pay enough to the climate exchange, we will give you a voucher to pass.   

Warmest weather on record.  Of course record keeping out of some 4.5 billion years of earth's existance is statistically insignificant.

Cut energy use by homes.  We've installed smart meters in order to control the temperature in your house because we know what you need better than you do.

Blankenstein's picture



Carbon credits are just the latest scheme of the .01% to steal what wealth is left of the 99%.  Charge companies enormous fees for the credits, the costs of which are just passed on to the consumer - i.e. the middle class and poor. 

Michelle's picture

Complete lack of enthusiasm even from his own party. Quite a shift from past years.

goldenbuddha454's picture

America aint buyin what you're sellin!

A Lunatic's picture

HoLee Phuk     -Confucius-

EscapingProgress's picture

Obama wants to cut wasted household energy usage with federal "assistance" which means energy rationing. SMART METERS FOR EVERYONE!!!

mayhem_korner's picture



3000 might just get my dog a respectable abode...

imapopulistnow's picture

I must have dozed off and missed the jobs part of the speech....

ZeroAvatar's picture

You need to use toothpicks to keep your eyelids open like Biden does.

RideTheWalrus's picture

Hey guys, i dunno but the way Obama's talking....i think it's all going to be OK!

ZeroAvatar's picture

SEE!  The Orwellian Hypno-TranceTM method works!


*Side effects include projectile vomiting, insomnia, sleepwalking, ashen appearance, droopy eyes, distended forearms, outbursts of rage, bloodshot eyeballs, possibility of voting more than once, calling people 'saviour', and a general overall unexplained euphoria.  See your psychotherapist if conditions last longer than a few years, or if you have sudden urges to 'Unchain Django'.

ebworthen's picture

"Efficient buildings and government support to help make this happen."

Bullish for Solyndra like black-hole contracts that benefit the crony capitalists - all at the taxpayer expense.

Let's see, GE?  Obummer said Siemens?  Isn't that a German company mein Fuhrer, or are there any boundaries anymore?

OMFG - now he is talking about ginning up the loans to homeowners to blow the fucking housing bubble up all over again!!!

OMFG!!!  Are you kidding me!!!  Fannie/Freddie and the banks that sell MBS's and blew the housing bubble leading up to the 2008 debacle are popping the champagne bottles!!!

Oh, and here comes the new jizz for Education, Higher Education, student loans, etc., etc., etc.

Room 101's picture

Tyler: Zero Hedge is a great website with awesome articles, smart comments, and a great gang of folks that make reading it a real joy.  So given all that, why are you posting an article on the sotu? 

I don't get it.    

Andy_Jackson_Jihad's picture

The staff has a contest to see who can get the most replies with the word "nigger" on an article.

Buckaroo Banzai's picture

Whoever down voted that are pussies.

mayhem_korner's picture



Is he going to work with all 57 states on education?

Teamtc321's picture

I think he said they will have to pass it before they can read it.................

Andy_Jackson_Jihad's picture

Fuck these youtube propaganda graphics next to the blue-lipped clown handing out free candy. 

QQQBall's picture

I wish they had a sidebar with a running total of the costs - kinda like the debt clock... it would be spinning like a mofo.

cherry picker's picture

All I hear is more laws, regulations, spending more coin.

And people thought Dormer was psycho

Oldballplayer's picture

Really? How about we let 4 year olds play in the sandbox. Face it, you want free day care so these lazy fucks can make more babies.