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Mike Bloomberg Wants To Ban Styrofoam

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If 2012 was the year Mayor Mike crushed the (apparently second) greatest evil in society: super-size sugary drinks, in 2013 he has found a new target in his neverending nanny-state vendetta: the pure, concentrated evil that is styrofoam.

From Reuters:

New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg will propose a ban on Styrofoam, the substance commonly used for take-out food containers that is almost impossible to recycle.


The mayor who has already targeted fat, sugar and salt in the city will turn to extruded polystyrene foam, saying it clogs up landfills, does not biodegrade and might harm human health.


Styrofoam, he says, should go the way of lead-based paint, which the city banned from residential use in 1960. An estimated 20,000 tons of Styrofoam enter the city's waste stream each year, and it can add an estimated $20 per ton to the cost of recycling because it needs to be removed from the recycling stream, the city said.


"After all, we can live without it. We may live longer without it. And the doggie bag will survive just fine," the text of Bloomberg's speech says.


Dow Chemical Co, which makes Styrofoam, did not immediately respond to a request for comment. Similar bans have been adopted in Los Angeles, San Francisco, Seattle and Portland, Oregon.


The plan was likely to meet opposition from small businesses, since alternatives to Styrofoam tend to cost between two and five times as much.


"As this proposal moves forward, we hope that the concerns of the small businesses it affects - like cost increases - will factor in at least as heavily as environmental concerns," said Andrew Moesel, a spokesman for the New York Restaurant Association.

Since it is pretty meaningless to comment on this latest stupidity (as there will be plenty of other opportunities to do so in Mike's 4th, 5th and 6th terms as mayor), here is the Mayor himself presenting this brilliant idea to the masses.


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Thu, 02/14/2013 - 16:37 | 3244092 ZippyBananaPants
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Thu, 02/14/2013 - 16:42 | 3244119 nope-1004
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Makes total sense, styrofoam floats!  If it doesn't sink, ban it!!!  How else to hide the the pollution?


Thu, 02/14/2013 - 16:43 | 3244142 Supernova Born
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If he can buy the destruction of the Second Amendment he sure can get Styrofoam.

How tall is this little Napoleon? His drivers license supposedly says 5'10"!

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 16:47 | 3244167 Badabing
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Thu, 02/14/2013 - 16:48 | 3244173 Careless Whisper
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Don't forget about 10,000 new parking spaces for electric cars. Heil !


Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:04 | 3244206 TruthInSunshine
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I always thought he was gay, like the former mayor of McFraudStreet, Ed "I Like Young Asscracks & I Can't Deny" Cock.

(Not that there's anything wrong with that, although being a gay criminal is just as bad as being a straight one.)

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:05 | 3244264 I am more equal...
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The people of NY want to ban Mikey Bloomberg. Retroactively.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:06 | 3244278 TruthInSunshine
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I meant to say "although being a gay criminal and/or pedophile is just as bad as being a straight one," above.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:17 | 3244315 Chupacabra-322
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Our country is not “becoming” but has BECOME, vulgar, lewd, immoral, corrupt, evil and every possible BAD thing you can think of. And this is no doubt why GOD is NOT “Blessing America” and even sending us into to the hands of our enemies just like he did to the Israelites’ more than once.

However, history had proven that you cannot regulate morality. But what makes this politicians idea even worse is the fact that he works in a totally CRIMINALLY CORRUPT system. If morality is really his concern then the FIRST place he should be focusing on is his own WORK PLACE.

They need to LEAD by EXAMPLE. The moral state of a country is a direct reflection of it’s leadership.  In this case, Criminal Leadership.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:22 | 3244336 Totentänzerlied
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"The moral state of a country is a direct reflection of it’s leadership."

You have that precisely backwards.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:34 | 3244407 johnQpublic
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is he banning extruded styrofoam in automobile bumpers as well?


Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:44 | 3244430 El Viejo
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The country is being run like the old company towns with company stores and company housing and company rules etc.

Welcome to America Inc.

The Russians proved that centralized control simply doesn't work.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 18:30 | 3244469 SilverIsKing
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Bloomberg should clean the mold from inside the subway stations if he's so concerned about public health.  It's disgusting and when trains move in or out of the stations, mold surely blows into straphangers' faces.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 18:52 | 3244672 CunnyFunt
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Too right ...

Think of all that dust from dried rodent feces.


Just wait 'till that douch bag becomes President.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 10:49 | 3246265 Bicycle Repairman
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President?  Imagine a harangue on soft drinks and Styrofoam in the state of the union address.  LOL.  Every time he opens his mouth his credibility drops.  And it's a good thing.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 18:59 | 3244733 tenpanhandle
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No! No! No!, it's the styrofoam I tell you!

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 19:00 | 3244742 tenpanhandle
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Everyone should send Bloomberg a big box of styro packing peanuts. 

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 23:26 | 3245354 wee-weed up
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Nanny BloomTurd proved he's just a big fuckin' Lib hypocrite on the gun control issue.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 21:24 | 3245068 unrulian
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hmmm what about styrofoam cladding on houses....its very "environmentally friendly" you know

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:49 | 3244454 Zap Powerz
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Yes, Zod is not pleased.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:15 | 3244309 Badabing
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I never said his wife was female.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 16:54 | 3244181 Supernova Born
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Was it Diane Sawyer got in trouble for spontaneously blurting out he looks like a Munchkin in person!

Fucking Fascist Munchkin.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 16:55 | 3244215 DaveyJones
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His policies are styrofoam. Airy, artificial, and flamable

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 16:57 | 3244226 Supernova Born
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Correction Diane Sawyer referred to him as a LITTLE MUNCHKIN!

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:10 | 3244283 CaptainSpaulding
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Who is Diane Sayer? The annals of my mind does not compute.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:05 | 3244256 BKbroiler
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who gives a shit?  they banned asbestos, they banned lead paint, they banned huge sugary drinks, now it's styrofoam.  Good for him.  No asbestos means les cancer, as does lead paint.   No 64 ounce sugary drinks means less diabetes and fat fuckers clogging up the cities dwindling resources.  Less styrofoam will mean less landfills, less toxic chemicals in our systems, and what the difference in cost? a few cents?  Most restaurants have already switched to cardboard here.  it's only nastiest chinese food spots that still use it and a couple diners.

The ZH redneck faction obviously has a huge problem with him, but Bloomberg's been a good mayor, that's why he's in his 3rd term.  Giuliani was a lowlife crook.  If you guys ever leave the farm and decide to live in a city with a couple hundred million people, you have to make concessions.  This is not a big deal, just idiot fodder for page views.  Get real.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:12 | 3244298 BKbroiler
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we could just be honest and admit it's not Bloomberg you all hate, it's NYC.  Out of all the kids that arrive here starry eyed from college every year, 9 out of 10 of them fail miserably and go back to Kansas and bitch about what a sesspool it is.   Just admit you failed, you can't make it here, and don't be jealous of the people who did.   bitchez.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:20 | 3244326 Zap Powerz
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NYC smells like human waste.  Why is that?  Is it because there are millions of people poor sewer and plumbing shitting and sweating all over each other?

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 21:24 | 3245065 The Gooch
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Nope. Pretty damn fucking sure I hate Bloomberg and his entire team of maggots.

Also, kudos for your "sesspool" swimming skills.

It's all down stream from here.


Thu, 02/14/2013 - 21:59 | 3245117 Harbanger
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Did you know across the street from the WTC ground zero site is St. Paul's Chapel?  George Washington worshipped there on his inauguration.  It survived the collapse of the towers untouched, not a single pane of glass was broken.  I was there visiting my sister for Christmas.  NYC has a lot of early American history and it's strategically located.  The liberals there may suck but the location is great.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:23 | 3244342 MortimerDuke
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I'm from Kansas.  I never tried to make it in NYC after college.  But even the inferior University of Kansas education I received told me that NYC does not have hundreds of millions of people.  But that's OK.  I understand.  New Yorkers always claim to be bigger and better than they are.  Now, where was I?  Oh, right!  Bitch bitch bitch...NYC is a sesspool...bitch bitch bitch...

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:47 | 3244446 El Viejo
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Did he mean cesspool?

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 18:05 | 3244505 ThirdWorldDude
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Look here for an answer to your question.


(Though, the answer my friend is blowing in the wind...)

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:24 | 3244345 francis_sawyer
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 we could just be honest and admit it's not Bloomberg you all hate, it's NYC.


Actually ~ It IS 'Bloomberg' that that I ~~~ [I'm reluctant to say 'HATE'... I don't like that word]... I definitely don't HATE NYC...


Bloomberg is just an asshole chump... He comes by it naturally... [& for the record ~ 'HATE' is a word often used by chumps]...

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 18:17 | 3244544 kito
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but francis, you hate ALL JOOS, wouldnt the logic follow that you hate all nyc-ers??? after all, bloomberg is a nyc-er, yes????????????????????????????

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 18:34 | 3244636 Raymond Reason
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You've got to be a paid troll, Judas. 

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 18:37 | 3244648 kito
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rayboy, a troll because i call out the bigoted ignorance of FRANCIS?? really?? perhaps its FRANCIS who is the paid troll to foment anti JOO sentiment throughout the internet??? whaddyathink rayboy?????

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 19:06 | 3244715 francis_sawyer
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Entertain us with your pervasive wisdom... Answer the question on everybody's mind... WHAT IS A KITO?


Anyway ~ based on this comment that I read earlier today ~ I hardly think the world, [over the past 2,000+ years], requires the services of francis_sawyer as an opinion shaper...

& kito... I love it how, the minute I type the following:

[& for the record ~ 'HATE' is a word often used by chumps]...

You chime right in using that word... You're a true champion!

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 19:29 | 3244820 kito
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kito could be a JOO!! does that mean, although i also abhor bloomberg, blankfein, bernanke, etc for mucking up the world, that i, KITO, need to be concerned about the forthcoming ethnic cleansing by FRANCIS and CO the NANOSECOND shtf??? even though im just a simple JOO, who pulls no strings, controls nobody, keeps to myself and respects others??????........................

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 20:56 | 3245012 Bandit und Buster
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Don't think I'd want to brag about a wife like that!

But she does fit the bill it seems.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 21:44 | 3245113 francis_sawyer
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Ethnic Cleansing???... Can you please link up any comments that I've made to that effect???... See ~ the problem is, from your ocular, you think that anyone who criticizes jews is engaging in genocide...

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 18:55 | 3244719 Raymond Reason
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i think rayboy touched a nerve. 

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 19:15 | 3244788 dick cheneys ghost
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no need for paid trools, the jooz's are doing a pretty good job of fomenting their own anti-joo sentiment

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 19:30 | 3244823 kito
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no more than you are doing a wonderful job of fomenting anti-human sentiment..........some of us are ashamed we have to share the same basic dna building blocks with blind backswamp bigots..................

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 20:15 | 3244938 dick cheneys ghost
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kito, stop being so sensitive.............


“You know very well, and the stupid Americans know equally well, that we control their government, irrespective of who sits in the White House. You see, I know it and you know it that no American president can be in a position to challenge us even if we do the unthinkable. What can they (Americans) do to us? We control congress, we control the media, we control show biz, and we control everything in America. In America you can criticize God, but you can’t criticize Israel…” Israeli spokeswoman, Tzipora Menache

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 20:57 | 3245014 kito
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dick, being a long standing member here, you should know better than disseminating a statement which is widely known to be an internet hoax carrying a virus...


even your boys at have acknowledged it as a hoax

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 21:05 | 3245026 Bandit und Buster
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Maybe these are hoaxes also? 

“I want to tell you something very clear: Don't worry about American pressure on Israel. We, the Jewish people, control America, and the Americans know it."
— Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon

"Our race is the Master Race. We are divine gods on this planet. We are as different from the inferior races as they are from insects. In fact, compared to our race, other races are beasts and animals, cattle at best. Other races are considered as human excrement. Our destiny is to rule over the inferior races. Our earthly kingdom will be ruled by our leader with a rod of iron. The masses will lick our feet and serve us as our slaves."
— Israeli Prime Minister Menechem Begin

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 22:03 | 3245154 francis_sawyer
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on a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to zero [except for kito ~ who, due to his self proclaimed superior genetics, is ashamed that we [he & his friends] have to share the same basic dna building blocks with blind backswamp bigots...


Congrats kito on outstanding efforts to stamp out bigotry... Listen to kito people... His superior genetics allow him ultimate say in the matter [as well as ALL matters]...

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 22:31 | 3245224 kito
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Francis I said basic dna, as in the kind all of humanity carefully...and regarding the comment on "ethnic cleansing"....wasnt it you who mentioned something about all jews needing to head to caves the NANOSECOND the shtf???

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 09:16 | 3245868 francis_sawyer
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I frankly don't remember any sort of comment like that... But if you want to go find it & pull it up, I'd be happy to elaborate or provide context [if I said anything like that at all]...


I say that with 100% confidence, because I have made literally DOZENS of comments on ZH that state in no uncertain terms that anything related to genocide or ethnic cleansing IS NOT the answer to the problems & IS NOT somthin that I support...

This is why I take exception to any comments that immediately try to move the needle of 'critical' comments I make [towards the greedy, immoral, & irresponsible, behavior of many jews in important positions] from a basic uncovering of FACT to some kind of CRAZED genocidal lunacy... [which is ~ frankly a tactic that jews have taken to an 'art form' for as long as I remember being alive, but which I didn't really begin to take notice of until the past decade or so]...

You know ~ kito... It is really the responsibility of THE READER to understand what's going on here... On the surface, it may appear that all francis_sawyer ever does is blame EVERYTHING on DOZE EVIL JOOS... But in reality ~ in every 'con job', it requires two parties... There are the 'grifters' & there are the 'johns'... If a 'john' would not allow himself to be conned, then the con will be unsuccessful [no matter how elaborate or well played]... If the 'john' is too stupid so as to allow himself to be conned, then it's partly his FAULT as well...

That's the distinction that I try to make every day...

Not ALL grifters are jews [but there are an extraordinarily large number of jews who have the 'grifter' gene in their blood ~ especially in banking, politics, & mass media ~ which are nodes that make LARGER swindles possible]... The 'grift' doesn't work on me... [& I hope if I can be vocal about it, I can help others to avoid to be unwitting 'johns']...

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 23:14 | 3248642 Tompooz
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"The dear Menachem. He always had such a way with words."

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 11:15 | 3246360 jjsilver
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It may be true that statement was not said by her, But, the behavior that statement describes is no hoax

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 20:59 | 3245016 Bandit und Buster
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But your mind at ease Kito,

Canaanites and Ashkenazi don't share the same dna as true Israelites/Anglos

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 20:04 | 3244910 Harbanger
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I know one thing I do HATE.  That is Hotels with windows that don't open.  wtf? it's getting harder to find one with real windows.  Why am I forced to breath recirculated air like I'm on an airplane or something?  I know it's the result of some BS federal regulation somewhere.  No more laws to save me and the planet please.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:32 | 3244389 Piranhanoia
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If anyone tried to give me food in styrofoam it would be one less sale.  Does anyone want to eat or drink something that tastes like shit, if they aren't expecting shit?   You ever break up a piece of styro?   a 2 inch square goes into a thousand pieces.   What the hell is wrong with getting rid of trash before it becomes trash?

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:37 | 3244418 Totentänzerlied
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You deseve Sodom and Sodom deserves you.

"Just admit you failed, you can't make it here"

Yeah I bet you read Gulag Archipelago and said "Solzhenitsyn's just a little bitch, he's just mad cause he couldn't "make it" in socialist Russia". Your economic ignorance is staggering and more to the point who in the fuck would want to "make it" in that reeking pollution-filled authoritarian socialist utopian cesspool you call home?

Jealous of the people who did? Really? Is that you with the 5th Ave pent-house getting chauffered to your corner office job at Goldman Sachs? Didn't fuckin' think so. You and your fellow urban peasants haven't "made" jack or shit of yourselves, unless we take "slaves of the East Coast liberal establishment under the leadership of Der Fuhrer Herr Bloomberg" as something to which we should all aspire? And here's some history for you, when my great grandparents "made it" in NYC after immigrating from Europe, guess what they promptly did? THEY GOT THE FUCK OUT.

"we could just be honest and admit it's not Bloomberg you all hate, it's NYC"

I see you're not very good at logic either. It is entirely possible to hate 2 things simultaneously. Like you for example; you obviously hate places that aren't remiscent of prisons in the socialist-realist/neo-classical Imperial architectural styles, whose air doesn't cause one to gag and choke, and which isn't filled with hyperegotistical social-acrobat automatons.

What can I say, some organisms prefer to live in animal excreta, others choose American cities like NY.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 18:23 | 3244581 Raymond Reason
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Hahaha, loved your post.  Like my dad used to say, "New York is a great place to be from". 

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 18:27 | 3244601 Theta_Burn
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For all Bloomberg's micromanagement lately on what people can and can't do, styrofoam containers really ARE bad for health and environment.

The guy can get one right no?


Thu, 02/14/2013 - 21:09 | 3245030 Bandit und Buster
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"For all Bloomberg's micromanagement lately on what people can and can't do, styrofoam containers really ARE bad for health and environment."

That OR he's just LONG paper and cardboard!

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 22:05 | 3245158 ultraticum
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Short styrofoam . . . or just a megalomaniac statist.  Probably both.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 21:50 | 3245132 Teamtc321
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BK you actually have it turned around on this Texas "Redneck". I went to NYC once, once only, was there a whopping fucking two hours and left. That is a noisy, stinky, over ran shit hole. 

Please, keep the good mayor since he doing such a good B-job for ya all!


No pun intended, Bitch.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:12 | 3244299 DaveyJones
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Guiliani is a lowlife crook

Bloomberg is a highlife crook

For all its pretending, the Bloomberg family helps push agendas 

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:17 | 3244318 BKbroiler
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sure they do.  BloomBERG definitely has his alliances, but so does every politician. Doesn't change what he's done right.  I wouldn't vote for him again because 3 terms are enough, but he turned this place around.  

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:23 | 3244349 Count de Money
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I call BS and you've only been here as long as Bloomberg.

I've seen the good (Koch, Giuliani), the bad (Lindsay, Dinkins), the mediocre (Wagner, Beame) and the fascist (Bloomberg). Go back to daddy's house in Scarsdale.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:42 | 3244436 BKbroiler
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I moved here during Giuliani, after I finished college.  So you've been here your whole life, which means you didn't have to struggle like the rest of us to make it here. You lived in daddy's house in Scarsdale, mooched off your rich uncle in the upper west, and now, as a bitter old fart, ally yourself with the other bitter losers who hate a city that laughed at them.  sucks to be you.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:57 | 3244474 Count de Money
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u mad bro?

Grew up in Brooklyn where twerps like you would get their asses kicked on a daily basis.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 18:01 | 3244488 BKbroiler
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My first apartment was on Malcom X Boulevard in Bedstuy, so don't give me your war stories, pussy.  

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 20:16 | 3244941 Harbanger
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That was the old Brooklyn where people would knock your teeth out for looking at them the wrong way.  He lives in the modern Brooklyn with hipsters fags and west coast transplants.  That's why he thinks he da man.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 18:17 | 3244533 DaveyJones
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people who go to prison can point to things "they've done right." Dick Cheney understands peak oil.

we're talking about an influential city in the heart of an influential industry in the heart of a collapsing economy, legal system and "influential" country. These are lines in the sand in a very unique time and predicament. History will judge the followers and the whores against the brave.   

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:16 | 3244310 RSBriggs
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if you're so fucking brilliant, then name me ANY city on the planet that has a "couple hundred million people".  There's just over 'a couple hundred million people" in the entire United States....

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:18 | 3244321 BKbroiler
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ok, so I mistyped.  Obviously I meant a couple million.   I'll go get your trophy.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:16 | 3244311 Raymond K Hessel
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Bloomberg's in his 3rd term becuase he spends $250-$500k for lawyers to challenge every signature that puts a candidate on a ballot.  I know one guy who said if he knew Mickey Blue Eyes was willing to spend $250,000 in legal fees to get him off the ballot, he could have just signed the check to him instead.   

He's in his 3rd term becuase he has completely bullied the NYS GOP into total submission.  He probably has the Dems on a short lease too.

He's a tyrant.  

You are a dick.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:21 | 3244331 BKbroiler
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He's on his third term because his competition was weak.   The GOP is a creationist joke, and people in NYC actually learned things in school, so they don't vote for them.   Maybe I am a dick, but what's that got to do with anything?

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:41 | 3244433 Totentänzerlied
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"and people in NYC actually learned things in school"

Yeah, they learned how to be good little liberal slaves who don't even acknowledge the possibility of anything outside of the Mass Line, who are grateful and proud of the garbage dump they inhabit. Your schools are a fucking joke, your teachers are an abomination, and your people are kowtowing self-loathing trash. But that is the price you pay for "building socialism", right?

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 18:15 | 3244532 Count de Money
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"Maybe I am a dick"

The only thing you said that's correct.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 21:33 | 3245088 PrintemDano
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There is nothing "dangerous" about styrofoam, you liberals are just brainwashed fools.  You sir, Mr BKbroiler, are also a dick.   I live in the suburbs of NY and can't wait to leave this effing state, Cuomo Jr's gun grab attempt has pushed me over the edge.  Fuck liberals. There are 2 classes of liberals, brainwashed delusional fools [useful idiots if you will] The other is evil scumbags, like Ozero and Bloomterd, Cuomo Jr types.  Fuck em all.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 22:09 | 3245169 Teamtc321
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Correct me if I'm wrong, Dick. But didn't Bloomy win by about 50k votes in which he spent 85 million of his own banster  cash on buying votes? As we say in Texas, All hat and no cattle fits well. Please do keep that gun grabbing troll in your lovely city, all to yourself k. 

Must eat red meat, must eat red meat. Chant it broiled dick.


Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:17 | 3244317 Zap Powerz
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So we do need government to protect us from ourselves?

Who protected us from ourselves before the state existed?

How did we ever evolve to be the top of the food chain without all that centrally planned help to do so?

Your ancestors would be ashamed that that struggled, fought and died to pass on their genes just so you could turn into a parasitic statist needy neederton.  What a waste.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:23 | 3244343 BKbroiler
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parasitic statist needy neederton

Right, except I probably pay more in taxes than you make in a year, and made it form scratch in the most competitive city in the world.  I think my ancestors would be quite proud.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:38 | 3244425 Count de Money
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I'm sure grandpa Adolf would be very proud of you.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:45 | 3244440 Totentänzerlied
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And that is why you compulsively must defend the wasteland you live in. Keep paying your fuckin taxes little slave, and keep lording it over those greedy barbarian capitalists (who pay, as a percentage of income, as much as you ever have) you've driven out of your urban worker's paradise. All the taxes in the world couldn't fix your city, but damned if you guys won't stop trying - and grandstanding while bankrupting your poorest neighbors.

Forward, Soviet!

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:56 | 3244473 Zap Powerz
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BK....maybe you do pay more in taxes than I make in a year.  It would mean you make many millions of dollars per year, which is possible, but less likely.

I write 6 figure income tax checks every year. :)

I dont live in NYC which means the money I get to keep buys a LOT more than the money you get to keep! LOSER!

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 18:07 | 3244513 BKbroiler
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yes, a multi-millionaire who trolls ZH all day and ends his sentences with :)  

I've read your nonsense posts on here, you're really not fooling anyone.  

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 18:45 | 3244681 Zap Powerz
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Youre the guy claiming to pay more in taxes than I make in a year and now, suddenly, IM the multi millionaire trolling ZH?

Dude, are you on some kind of binge drinking angry ZH posting rampage or something?

Your ass is figuratively getting handed to you on these threads because you make really stupid arguments, use poor logic, and think there are "hundreds of millions" of people in a city you claim to live in.

You should log off and sleep off the booze.  Trust me.  Ive done it before.  Youll feel mildly better in the morning.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:17 | 3244320 Count de Money
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Feels good to let out your inner fascist, doesn't it?

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:21 | 3244332 Chupacabra-322
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This is a test case (Dorner) to see whether people are “ready” for further loss of their due process and trial by jury rights. If the actions of the police don’t generate a sufficient level of outrage, government will escalate the Constitutional revocation plan.
Removing Constitutional rights operates under the boiling frog principle: keep increasing the temperature slowly, slowly.
They don’t want everyone jumping out of the pot; they want the majority of people to never realize they’re being burned alive.

They're Criminal Fascist Globalist's.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:24 | 3244323 fuu
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" If you guys ever leave the farm and decide to live in a city with a couple hundred million people, you have to make concessions."

Dude put the crack pipe down.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:20 | 3244329 PowerzThatB
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No, it's just that Bloomberg is a hypocrite is why I have a problem with him.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:22 | 3244341 Stoploss
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You better hope that idiot can ban hurricanes..  LOL!!

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 18:14 | 3244534 alangreedspank
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This is not a big deal, just idiot fodder for page views.

And how are you not an idiot exactly ?

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 19:12 | 3244782 thisandthat
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You just hate yourself for your freedoms.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 21:25 | 3245072 20834A
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Bloomberg barely won a third term by (buying it) spending $90m of his own money. He got the chance to run by blatantly overturning term limits, which voter's had pushed, and which HE had originally supported (hypocrite). That alone earns him a noose.


Thu, 02/14/2013 - 21:42 | 3245108 unrulian
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wait a minute...he spent 90m on his re-election...of his own money? get a 200k job?...that alone should tell you how much that fascist donkey theives on the dole. he might be an idiot but he's not retarded

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 23:12 | 3245330 bilejones
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" If you guys ever leave the farm and decide to live in a city with a couple hundred million people"


I'd be interested in your list of cities with "a couple hundred million people" in them that you reference.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:49 | 3247684 TMLutas
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Last I checked, NYC proper was 8M and with the surrounding collar counties it goes up to 20M. Wait, a majority of NYC's metro area lives out of the city. I wonder why that is... 

Look, I love NYC. I grew up a suburb kid and worked in it. And I understand why NYC re-elected Mike Bloomberg. The local Democrat party has about 80% of the vote and they've developed into a bunch of brain-dead incompetents who can't be trusted with running the city. The relatively few Republicans that exist in NYC are in a permanent defensive crouch and tend to have a major case of Stockholm syndrome. So, enter Mike Bloomberg as mayor for as long as he wants to be because a city of millions has created such a dysfunctional political climate that its bench depth is just embarrassingly thin. 

So Bloomberg's the man until he gets bored of the job and then you fall back into the hands of the looters who brought NYC the collapse of the West Side Highway. Nice plan B you got there. 

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:32 | 3244229 gaoptimize
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Likely to have the lollipop guild on his side in this then.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 16:55 | 3244217 azzhatter
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I thought he was a poofster?

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:02 | 3244249 Count de Money
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The little shit's around 5'6"

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:04 | 3244258 Squid Vicious
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I had jury duty with him, he's no more than 5'5" but his bodyguards were rather large, and well armed i'm sure

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:44 | 3244391 Supernova Born
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I bet he likes to be boned in the ass by his NBA-looking (they are normal height) squad of bootyguards. Bet he calls them that when he's feeling naughty.

5'2", including his environmentally-friendly fired-clay lifts.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:35 | 3244409 Agent P
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Stephen Colbert said it best about a week ago when reporting on Winter Storm Nemo:

"Boston is expecting five foot snow drifts.  My God!  If that happened to New York, we wouldn't find our mayor until spring!"


Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:46 | 3244442 Totentänzerlied
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Why did he say "our", he's from, I believe, South Carolina.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 18:05 | 3244497 Agent P
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He is a SC native, but he lives (I assume) and films in NYC.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:15 | 3244306 MortimerDuke
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Poop floats.  So does hope.  I would not argue against banning both.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:30 | 3244378 Shell Game
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"Makes total sense, styrofoam floats!  If it doesn't sink, ban it!!!  How else to hide the the pollution?"


Makes total sense, styrofoam dissolves in and gels gasoline..   Molotov!  err, Mazel tov!  

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 03:32 | 3245627 Parrotile
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DIY Napalm anybody??

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 21:14 | 3245039 PrintemDano
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Styrofoam floats, therefore it's a witch, and what do we do with witches??   Burn them.  Burn the styrofoam, burn it, burn it burn it Nanny Bloomberg!!

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 16:41 | 3244124 Zap Powerz
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I wonder how many little boys this guy has buggered?

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 16:43 | 3244144 fourchan
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give a short kook a buck and he'll think he is god.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 16:47 | 3244129 TruthInSunshine
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Next up on Chancellor Bloomturd's things-to-ban AGENDA:

Rifle/Pistol magazines.

You'll get one in the pipe and like it, bitchez!

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 16:49 | 3244182 FL_Conservative
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I think they should ban Bloomturd.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:34 | 3244402 Groundhog Day
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Im surprised that some angry fat dude hasn't rolled up on him and just sat on his ass for taking away the super sized softdrinks 

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:38 | 3244417 PowerzThatB
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I hereby submit my bid to supply NYC with cardboard drink and food containers.


R. Wilson

President of Redwood Cardboard

"Our products are made from the oldest, strongest and most majestic of the Redwoods and that strength is conveyed to our valued customers."

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 16:37 | 3244095 IridiumRebel
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Why isn't he instead working on being crowned "King Douche of Manhattan:Island of Bankster Cocks"?




Fuckin nanny cocksucker.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 16:40 | 3244118 ACP
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I would call him a cocksmoker, but he's banned anything related to smoking.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:42 | 3244139 IridiumRebel
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This comment has been removed by Ministry of Truthiness in the Island State of Manhattan, home to his gracious Kingliness, Michael "God" Bloomberg.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 16:38 | 3244097 Charles Nelson ...
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this fascist Bloomberg is one scary freakin nazi. 

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:46 | 3244116 francis_sawyer
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so now 'styrofoam' is not kosher either... Folks ~ Count your blessings that you have jews around to micro-manage your shitty lives for you... 


In other news... Bloomberg was recently 'gifted' a quadrillion shares in the Schwartzsteinbergs Paper bag company [which ~ AMAZINGLY ~ Goldman Sachs just put a "BUY" rating on, is wildly "LIKED" on Facebook, & comes up first on a Joogle search inquiry]... Spielberg's doing a movie [which the Weinstein group will distribute]... It's up for a coupla Oscars before it's even in the can...

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 18:52 | 3244712 Raymond Reason
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I'm trying to get a line on kosher flu shots, the one's i buy don't work. 

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 19:22 | 3244806 tenpanhandle
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while I usually find your joo-harping tedious and boring, this one worked well.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 16:40 | 3244120 Chupacabra-322
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Absolutely!  But he's also a Criminal as are all the other Globalist's.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 18:18 | 3244545 DosZap
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Can we vote to BAN Bloomberg?.

He is a gestapo clown.

He ranks right up there in the Top 10 most hated Pols in Amerika.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 21:22 | 3245066 Bandit und Buster
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"this fascist Bloomberg is one scary freakin nazi."

This communist bloomberg is on scary freaking jew.   Fixed it for ya.


Thu, 02/14/2013 - 16:38 | 3244098 Yen Cross
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 Bloomturds brain is made of styrofoam...

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 16:37 | 3244100 willwork4food
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This guy gets paid how much to come up with this?

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 16:54 | 3244209 Id fight Gandhi
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Actually he paid $100 million of his own money to barely win the last election. He had the laws specially changed for only him to run a third term.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 16:39 | 3244105 LongSoupLine
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Let's start by shoving all fucking styrofoam up Bloombergs fucking ass then throw him in the fucking East River and see if he fucking floats.


Fuck you Bloomberg, you fucking fascist fucking wall street dick smuggler.  fuck off.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 16:42 | 3244132 IridiumRebel
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7 "fucks"

Bonus for "dick smuggler"....You are on your game. If cussing were an Olympic sport, you would Gold Medal in all events.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:01 | 3244243 GolfHatesMe
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Its replacing Wrestling

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:05 | 3244263 RafterManFMJ
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Pretty sure it is an Olypic sport in NYC.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:17 | 3244290 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Real New Yawkers don't live in Manhattan (since most people outside NY conflate NYC and Manhattan). Jersey lite and transients is more like it. The outer boroughs is another story.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:24 | 3244356 PowerzThatB
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you should read his poetry...

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 16:56 | 3244223 azzhatter
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Soup is on fire today

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:01 | 3244247 eclectic syncretist
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If he had any balls he'd ban asbestos completely.  Must be a hell of a lot of that in NY city.  Pussy!

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:11 | 3244294 Meat Hammer
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Who are the 2 Buzz Killingtons that gave that f-bomb-laden prose down-arrows?  Probably were those same kids who reminded the teacher about collecting homework.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 16:41 | 3244106 Id fight Gandhi
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How come jews in power want to ban everything?

With all the major problems they seem to focus on small petty issues.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 16:52 | 3244197 Supernova Born
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Small petty issues like the Bill of Rights to the US Constitution.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:03 | 3244253 Mad Mohel
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Because as the public captitualtes to the small ones reapeatedly, it will make the big ones easier. It's behavioral conditioning, they are making lab rats that will accept being caged.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:07 | 3244279 harami
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Lab rats is an upgrade to what our leaders view us as.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 20:28 | 3244969 Ricky Bobby
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Bingo! We have a winner. Doesn't matter what the rule is as long as it is accepted. Then move on to the next, a process of total domination. Wake up muppets!

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:53 | 3244464 americanspirit
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Ban spelled backwards is Nab. Everything. That isn't nailed down.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 16:39 | 3244111 Chupacabra-322
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In our post-9/11 world, government officials have effectively used terror and fear to subdue any public resistance to legislation like the Patriot Act, which embodies the heavy-handed empowering of government intrusion into our lives. Our police officers have become armed militias, instead of the civilian peacekeepers they were intended to be. Now, even average citizens—those that should have nothing to fear or worry about—are becoming unwitting targets of a government seemingly at war with its own people. Understandably, fear and paranoia rule the day…Now with the U.S. Supreme Court’s recent ruling in Hiibel v. Sixth Judicial District Court of Nevada, we have reached yet another milepost on our journey to a police state. A majority of the high court agreed that refusing to answer when a policeman asks “What’s your name?” can rightfully be considered a crime under Nevada’s “stop and identify” statute. Nineteen other states already have similar laws on their books. No longer will Americans, even those not suspected of or charged with any crime, have the right to remain silent when stopped and questioned by a police officer.

I was thinking.  This whole Dorner situtation is nothing more than a mass PsyOp being conducted on masses to condition them to accept future gun confication.  They're programming the public to accept the judge, jury and executioner role by the Fascist Police just like they did in Germany. They're also choseing former military veterans as patsy's in their False Flag's to continue the MIAC and False Narrative's of verterans being "domestic terrorists." Huge Relentless Mind Fuck going on right now on a daily basis with the barrage from media to reinforce the PsyOp. 
This is just a small part of what we are seeing that will eventually become nation wide. Think about this, once they start coming for our guns to ‘protect’ themselves, the citizens and the ones who have guns refuse, then they will become ‘enemies’ of the state. Then, the police may have the right to take force to take the guns and this may mean a gun fight may ensue fittitng their PsyOp and False Narrative of gun owners as "Domestic Terrorists.  Well, just a thought.
Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:01 | 3244245 centerline
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It's all conditioning.  This stuff has been think-tanked and modeled to death.  And this styrofoam thing could very well be more of it... think sustainability - ecological disaster.  Club of Rome sort of stuff.  Which unfortunately is correct on a scientific level.  It is the moral, ethical side of how this is being handled which is completely FUBAR.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:22 | 3244340 Chupacabra-322
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@ Centerline,

This was a test case (Dorner) to see whether people are “ready” for further loss of their due process and trial by jury rights. If the actions of the police don’t generate a sufficient level of outrage, government will escalate the Constitutional revocation plan.
Removing Constitutional rights operates under the boiling frog principle: keep increasing the temperature slowly, slowly.
They don’t want everyone jumping out of the pot; they want the majority of people to never realize they’re being burned alive.

They're all Criminal Fascist Globalist's.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 18:57 | 3244670 Rogue Trooper
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Well said Chupacabra-322 & Centerline....

The prior discussions, for example the 'heated' debate between a few regulars and the Bloomberg fanboy, for a minute or two, I thought ZH had been bought out by google and merged into 'youtube'.

The only thing I can add to your points is that these CFG fuckers think they have this all planned out.  Let's see how this all plays out for em.

They gonna need more seats on the chopper when World War Z hits....

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:05 | 3244268 harami
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Keep people in a State of Fear and they'll do anything for big government.  Unfortunately I probably know three times as many people that'd turn my ass for any stupid little thing if it meant some kind of benefit to them as opposed to an honest person with a fucking spine that would stand side by side with me in the trenches.


Thu, 02/14/2013 - 21:27 | 3245077 Bandit und Buster
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But who are the REAL terrists?

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 16:39 | 3244112 GoldbugVariation
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Why "stupidity"? Seems a highly sensible and responsible proposal, for exactly the reasons given by the Mayor.

Restaurants will soon find a cost-effective alternative, this is always the way.

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