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SEC To Investigate Insider-Trading In HNZ Deal
It seems the massive gains and obvious pre-deal trades that we highlighted earlier nudged the SEC off their kiddy-pr0n sites and into action. Via Bloomberg:
- *SEC SAID TO REVIEW POSSIBLE INSIDER TRADING IN HJ HEINZ :HNZ US
But, of course, this is the SEC...
- *SEC HEINZ REVIEW MAY NOT LEAD TO INVESTIGATION, THE PERSON SAID
We await their justification that because no downgrade of the US was conducted by the perpetrator of this glaring insider trade, no charges will be forthcoming.
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Like they will even do anything other than have a press conference....fuck you SEC
Press conference? Umm.... what you just read above IS the press conference. This is Goldman doing "perceived" investigation into their own fraud. They own FINRA, they own the CIA, and they own the SEC.
Nothing further to come. The masses have been placated in the hopes of ending the horrible PR (red handed fraud) that came out this morning. It's finished - don't wait up for anything else.
The interviewing process will commence immediatley after the 5 year statute of limitations.
SEC: Well Goldman? did you do it...did you have material inside information which you used to make millions? well did ya...huh...did ya?
Goldman: NO
SEC: Well....Were satisfied...see you at the next SEC fundraiser,,i mean investigation
It stands to reason that this particular ZH post would see a lower hit count. No one believes the SEC will do anything...about anything going on in this broken and corrupt "market."
To the offender....just slip the check under the SEC's door before midnight tonight, and all is well.
Jon Corzine is the lead investigator
Please, when addressing or referring to said person in the future, use the following title:
The Honorable Jon S. Corzine
Thank you.
#TheHonorableJonCorzineWithPimpHandStrong
I thought it read 'SEC to investigate insider anal probing on MILF.COM'
Round up all the usual [goy] suspects...
goldman sayz " there's nothing to see here".
the sec says " yes there is nothing to see here."
They'll get to it right after the AA/UAL 911 put investigation.
+ 1. This is so sick whats going on.
Either The Honorable or Fuck. I forgot both titles
May have well as said he was the lead investor too. Wouldn't surprise me in the least.
It's a rigged game, and none of us have a spot at the table.
Gold is down, because FED printing too much, additional weakness ahead while FED turn TURBO
mode on Printing presses :) Get used to it:
" WASHINGTON--The U.S. Federal Reserve's balance sheet exceeded $3 trillion for the fourth-straight week as the central bank continued with its efforts to spur the economy through bond purchases.
The Fed's asset holdings in the week ended Wednesday increased slightly, to $3.076 trillion from $3.017 trillion a week earlier, the central bank said in a weekly report released Thursday.
The Fed's holdings of U.S. Treasury securities rose to $1.728 trillion on Wednesday from $1.717 trillion a week earlier. The central bank's holdings of mortgage-backed securities rose to $1.010 trillion from $965.88 billion a week ago.
The Fed's portfolio has more than tripled since the financial crisis of 2008 and 2009, as the central bank bought government bonds and mortgage-backed securities in an effort to keep interest rates low and to stimulate the economy.
Officials at the central bank decided last month, at the end of their first policy meeting of 2013, to keep purchasing $85 billion a month of mortgage-backed and Treasury securities and signaled no intention to let up for now.
The central bank is holding down long-term interest rates in an attempt to encourage more spending, investment and hiring. But critics, including some within the Fed, worry it could cause higher inflation or new financial bubbles. The Fed repeated that it will keep buying bonds until the jobs picture improves substantially.
Thursday's report showed total borrowing from the Fed's discount lending window was $449 million on Wednesday, down from $510 million a week earlier. "
The first place to look is people in congress....oh I forgot they are legally able.
This country is a fucking joke
Someone forgot to tell the over-zealous SEC intern that Goldman's prop desk doesn't get flagged
These fuckers couldn't find a hooker in a whorehouse
actually that's all they can do
Warren "Let Us F*ck Taxpayers Up Their Asses MOAR, AmIright my fellow Bailout King Charlie Munger" Buffett agreed to the share premium only because John Kerry bribed his CONgressional peers to grant Heinz a 5000 year exclusive Ketchup supply contract to the U.S. government & military in exchange for some "hawt stawk tips."
The SEC "regulators" will conclude nothing illegal or improper was done and resume browsing kiddie/midget/donkey/hermaphrodite porn.
I'm pretty sure the "review" already happened and went something like this:
Sec Employee 1: So, do you think there was any kind of insider trading on HNZ?
Sec Employee 2: (without taking his eyes of the midget porn on his computer screen) Not that I noticed.
Sec Employee 1: Ok, no evidence of insider trading found, case closed.
insider trading on WS? na cant be.
prosecute these fuckers and bring them to justice. i want lloyd blankfein in jail for life, along with bernanke and all of wall st
whoa....guess the squid went a touch too far, and mary jo can't be embarrassed quite so soon.......
oh, well, a few faux investigation headlines, and all will be well.
the squid rules.....and besides the clients deserved to be fucked, right?
I'll believe it when I see it.
Some mid-level manager trying to muscle in to the business, for a little on the side.
It'll disappear from the MSM as fast as it popped-up.
Did John Kerry-Heinz approve the investigation yet?
Sorry Sheeple, Members of the senate and congress are immune from insider trading regulations. Even if they arent,
My thought also
Does investigate mean watch some porn and do a couple rails at the office?
Good work. If ya can get it.
they want to find out how to do if for when they leave the SEC.....
This is a buffett fucking deal. Prove you have some fucking balls SEC...fucking prove it!
Until then, your just a fucking wall street lawyer fucking filled obama bidding fucking piece of shit. Man up for the middle class you fucks.
Mother Fuck Warren Buffet...
Gold disinformation spreading old wrinkled elitist BITCH...........
Andrew Dice Clay only lasted a short while after nothing original was presented. Just sayin'
Hickory Dickory Dock...
My wife bought me a new pair of socks...
Andrew Dice Clay [Silverstein], & I'm sure LasVegasDave would concur ~ was another, in the GREAT & WONDERFUL lineage of jews that have pridefully brought class & moral highground to American culture... A sampling of his works:
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A foul mouthed cocksucker? check
A laugh out loud motherfucker? check again
Douchebag, hypocrite, Yid hater Francis Sawyer a big fan? check, check check
This is just the Shit-Eating-Cocksuckers way of saying that some protection money better start moving their way if the insiders want to keep getting away with breaking the law.
looks like we have a rivalry for f bombs brewing. +1
as a us senator john kerry could have legally traded the pending deal. otherwise there were only jews involved so they dropped the investigation.
I voted for it before I voted against it.
The alleged SEC person may or may not investigate depending on who or who didn't make said alleged trade that may or may not of happened based on what may or may not have been inside information.....allegedly
these are the people that fuck us over day by day. stealing our taxmoney.
Father Time implicated by Not adjusting Time to the trades that occurred
Wouldn't it be delicious if it was some Kerry extended family member. Perhaps I have been watching too much house of cards but why do I get the feeling that somehow a deal was struck with Kerry and Buffet...I use my influence to undermine Rice, get Kerry nominated and then you sell me your wife's company...too easy.
David Sokol did it and will get away with it yet again.
Heinz investigated?
No no no - the Department Of State will prevent that now.
Heinz CEO collects 100 million in broad daylite... Investigate that, how many "slow goods" will that get you at a DSK's after hours costume ball?
I guess Super Moe finished her haircut and saw what happened once they took the bowl off her head.
Where is the NANEX HFT record for the day?
We know at the end of the day a few peons at lowest rung of the ladder will be thrown under the bus while Moe crows how tough she is against crime. The dumb masses will eat it up and politicians will play it for all the positive press they can get.
the best way to defuse a potential scandal is to preempt its disclosure; by a planned investigation that says to the people : we intend to search very hard, but... (wink, wink rest assured : we'll find nothing!... That aside said to those behind the curtain).
Ain't that cute?
Preempt, to ensure regulatory capture!
mosaic theory hehe
Everyone considered to be a possible inside trader will be invited into the SEC's office.
And after an hour of chat, they will leave with a balloon and lollipop.
John Kerry-HNZ...voted for the deal before he voted against it. And now will probably forget to pay his taxes on it.
the alphabet agencies front ran it. Steller Wind only cares about big money deals. Or maybe a perk of being just one of the gang of 535. I could be wrong.
... What would Chris Dorner do in a situation such as this?
Write a long manifesto promising retribution and vigilante justice against the perpetrators, and then fuck up the execution of the plan?
Good thing I save all those take-out ketchup packs. I'm thinking ketchup embargo ON.
SEC will have their top people on the case, and I mean top; just as soon as they find the Ark of the Covenant.
Can you say, "kickbacks are on the way?"