• David Fry
    05/17/2013 - 20:28
    Aside from light volume there’s no argument with the tape. It’s quite positive but much overbought. Earnings news is beginning to wane leaving less for bulls to respond to. Many previous reliable...

Greenspan: Ignore The Economy, "Only The Stock Market Matters"

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Starting at around 1:50, Greenspan states the odds of sequester occurring are very high - in fact, the playdough-faced ex-Chair-head notes, "I find it very difficult to find a scenario in which [the sequester] doesn't happen" But when asked how this will affect the economy, Awkward Alan is unusually clearly spoken - "the issue is how does it affect the stock market."

While not so many of our leaders have taken the path to direct truthiness, Greenspan somewhat shocks a Botox'd and babbling Bartiromo when he admits "the stock market is the key player in the game of economic growth."

Bartiromo shifts uncomfortably in her seat, strokes her imaginary beard and stares blankly as Greenspan explains that while the sequester will have a real effect on the real economy, "if the stock market can hold up through this, then the effect will be rather minor."

He ends with a couple of wonderful truthisms - data shows that not only are stock markets a leading indicator of economic activity, they are a major cause of it - 6% of the change in the growth in GDP results from changes in the value of stocks and homes. So there it is - if we didn't already know, straight from an old horse's mouth - it's all about stocks!

Fiscal problems? "The problem is so severe at this stage that unless we come to terms with it in a large way, we are running into very serious trouble," but Dr. Greenspan, if stocks stay up, it's all good right? Greenspan's wealth effect meme is all there is...

 

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Fri, 02/15/2013 - 23:58 | 3248729 economessed
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Where is LongSoupLine when you need him?

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 06:48 | 3249069 Stuffs And Stuff
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Where the fuck is this fucking soup fuck. I've been fucking waiting all fucking day for this fucker to show his fucking face.

 

Lmao.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 10:18 | 3249235 LongSoupLine
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I tried, and fucking tried to not click on that fucking garbage fucking CNBS video clip...

 

But I fucking did...fuck.

 

I don't know what's fucking worse, listening to that screeching fucking bloated yenta Maria "nails on a fucking chalkboard" Bartaromo, or watching that old fucking Keysnesian bank fuck Greedspoon fucking ramble like dick waxer Geithner in front of CONgress.  Greedspoon needs to fucking die, and I mean right the fuck now.  That fucker has done more to destroy wealth and lives...and I mean people who fucking really died because of his fucked up bank propping, housing inflating shit...than many evil fucking dictators.  It's fucking easy to focus on Bernanke...fuck, throwing him into a fucking hamburger mill would bring great fucking pleasure, (and real fucking economic recovery), but we tend to forget that shrivelled old fucking puke and used Depends smelling fucker Greedspoon deserves a fucking fate 10X that of fucking Bernanke.

 

Fuck you Greenspan...fucking die a thousand horrible fucking deaths you fucking total fucking asshole.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 15:12 | 3249812 IridiumRebel
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I count 31 "fucks". Record setter! DIMG DING DING!!!

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 00:03 | 3248731 booboo
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this garbage scow must be leaking like a sieve for them to bring Davey Jonespan up from his locker.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 00:01 | 3248736 boeing747
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"We did dumb things in MiddleEast" costs Hagel a career. Know who is your boss, Glenn Beck.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 00:01 | 3248737 fonzannoon
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mohammed el arian says fed policy has stocks artificially high so it's best to sell now before we have a non lehman correction which can immediately be rectified by more fed policy. 

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 00:02 | 3248742 IridiumRebel
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So GTFO? Done and done.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 00:01 | 3248738 scatterbrains
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What a fucking clown.. this is the joke that this country has become. I'm surprised he is willing to admit it...  as long as him and his entitled class can continue to steal tax payer funds to push stocks higher then they can continue to feel wealthy.  Matters not if the little peoples world turns to shit at least the entitled will still maintain their wealth.   Awesome.. we deserve every bit of it... pussyfied nation of cowards.. enjoy it bitchezz..suck it up.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 00:02 | 3248743 Seasmoke
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Isn't this the asshole who single handily fucked up the NASDAQ stock market in 2000.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 00:12 | 3248763 Tinky
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If there were an award for self-parody, Greenspan would currently be 1/20 to take home the 2013 prize.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 00:16 | 3248765 nightshiftsucks
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I hope I see that POS Greenspan walking in front of my car,I know I will do the right thing. He's going to look like a pancake.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 00:27 | 3248768 Element
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Genius!!! This guy should be running the FED!

So there it is - if we didn't already know, straight from an old horse's mouth - it's all about stocks!

Like I said two days ago, if there were a 25% coordinated downturn in global trade (again) and stocks were still holding up due to QE, HFT (on no volume) and MSM pumping a gusher of pure BS, would it matter? And would anyone even know or admit that maybe there's a bit of a problem?

Or would the sheep/drones only get a whiff of the real 'truth' of the matter, that the real-economy is the ONLY thing that actually matters to them ... after it's already completely SNAFU and FUBAR?

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 00:17 | 3248769 Atomizer
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Past: Pelosi, We need to pass ObamaCare so that the public can find out what’s in the bill

Present: Pelosi , We need to pass the sequester so we can read the new laws. 

How scary is the sequester? 

 

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 00:18 | 3248770 Yes_Questions
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Next on CNBS Jurassic:  Alanasaurus Debtus Rex.

 

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 00:47 | 3248818 Colonel Klink
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More like Analsoreass Wrecks Econimus.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 00:17 | 3248772 q99x2
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Throw that bankster into prison before it passes away.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 00:20 | 3248774 Triple A
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geeesespan is such a douche. 

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 13:56 | 3248775 khakuda
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Seriously, whose dog did we fuck to get this guy, Bernanke and next Yellin as our Fed Chairs? A free stock market can sniff out an improving economy in the future. A manipulated and misvalued one, not so much.  That is just a wealth illusion. Here, detox with a talented person's video whose face will undo the damage Greenspan caused to your retina. I need a weekend off this bullshit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_NhisWuq9o&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 00:24 | 3248778 CunnyFunt
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Greenspan licked his lips when Bartiromo mentioned Bernanke.

Dude's got a hard-on for him.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 00:30 | 3248787 willwork4food
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He was just dreaming of his irrational exuberance for getting Maria in the sack one more time without her throwing up on him.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 00:36 | 3248797 Uber Vandal
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He (Greenspan) did hand pick him (Bernanke) for the job.

 

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 00:25 | 3248779 Sizzurp
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By that logic Zimbabwe should be the leading economy in the world.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 09:48 | 3249200 vamoose1
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get   gideon   gonzo

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 00:28 | 3248783 bankonzhongguo
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One of my businesses serves a local county housing authority in California.

Happen to roll through there a few days ago.

Line out the door.

Every mode or ethnicity, age, education, kids, AND "employment" there as well.

People with smart phones on line with the local mentally ill for section 8 housing vouchers.

Asked staff if this was "normal."

"It's growing." they said.

You would have thought a hurricane hit and this was the line for FEMA payouts.

This is my new local metric.

Every mega bank needs to be broken up.  Every current and former executive, director, etc making above 2 standard deviations of average American income needs to be taken out and beat to death with axe handles.  Their families too.

They drew first blood.

 

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 00:32 | 3248791 willwork4food
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They drew first blood.

I like the way you think.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 04:01 | 3248981 Clowns on Acid
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Gotta get 'da free chit mon.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 19:47 | 3250409 NidStyles
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Violence just validates them disarming the public. Let them eat themselves.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 00:31 | 3248788 q99x2
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Two things.

1) The FED member banks are getting Fed up with holding stock in the fed.

2) The bankster don't know how they are going to handle retiring baby boomers because if the banksters fuck with them through inflation and/or SS the boomers are going to take back the country from the banksters, arrest them and throw them into prisons.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 03:08 | 3248957 Temporalist
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Boomers aren't going to do shit but wait on the couch to turn to dust.  Boomers didn't care enough this long, weren't vigilant, knowledgeable, informed, aware and you can't teach an old dog to hunt (they just roll over and cut nasty farts).

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 00:33 | 3248792 Hongcha
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Miserable old bastard, so mired in his lies he is no longer able to distinguish the truth and would attack it if confronted.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 06:06 | 3249049 fiftybagger
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For his legacy's sake he shoulda just kept his mouth shut, but he couldn't resist.  Will go down in history as the filthy lying scum he is, as children dance on his grave.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 19:49 | 3250412 NidStyles
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Children? I'm a grown ass man and I will go dance on his grave.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 00:37 | 3248798 Nid
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What a pathetic old irrelevant douche bag. So much for soft landings, huh Alan. Simply booms and busts in the Stock Market. You fucking worthless criminal.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 00:41 | 3248804 TNTARG
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That's called Schyzophrenia. 

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 00:45 | 3248812 Quinvarius
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Thinking like that is what destroyed our economy since the 70's.  This turd ball just does not get the difference between running up debts you have to pay in one form or another and spending earnings.  There is no more party here dude.  You WRECKED it.  Stocks up or not, the economy is going to continue to crater.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 00:46 | 3248813 Segestan
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A man and his tribe who rule lala-land.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 00:47 | 3248817 breakyoself
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'Land of Confusion' muppet letting us know what really matters. It seems they want us to be nothing but mindless consumers. Hell, today one of those CNBS pundits even said he wanted people out buying more crap.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 00:51 | 3248822 tony bonn
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greedspan, greenscab, creepspan, a piece of shit by any name is still a greenspan...

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 00:59 | 3248833 847328_3527
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I've read omega-3 may help Alzheimers. I hope he eats more fish.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 01:19 | 3248852 alien-IQ
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I hope he gets eaten by fish.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 01:08 | 3248845 NeedleDickTheBu...
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And here I thought that stock prices were an output, not an input.  Silly me.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 01:14 | 3248849 Jim in MN
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Thank God we don't need capital for capitalism.

And...FUCK YOU for stealing my children's economic potential and saddling them with hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt to pay off your drug soaked, sex crazed butt buddies.

Fuckhead.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 01:45 | 3248873 IridiumRebel
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My daughter would like to see your "fuck you" and raise you a "eat shit".

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 02:02 | 3248905 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Dudes, take a deep breath and remember the debt isn't real and it is unconstitutional.

All we need to do is fight the power.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 01:26 | 3248857 orez65
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The scary part is that 90% of Americans believe this fucker's shit.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 01:31 | 3248863 Spigot
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These faces just carry water for their owners. They are the public face of their owners.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 01:32 | 3248864 azengrcat
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16 year olds outperforming
Buffet throwing his weight around.
Companies accused of being cash hoarders.
Brand new Greenspanisms.
Upwardly accelerating gas prices.

Getting really toppy in here...

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 01:46 | 3248876 No More Bubbles
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Please tell me why this motherfucking piece of garbage (Greenspan) hasn't been LYNCHED YET??????

DIE BITCH DIE!!!!!

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