Meet The Icahnator: This Is What Happens When You Piss Off A Billionaire On Prime Time TV

Tyler Durden's picture

Everyone recalls the slow motion trainwreck from the afternoon of January 25, when in an epic bitchfest, hedge fund titans Bill Ackman and Carl Icahn screamed at each other telephonically for about an hour on CNBC in what was nothing but one big pissing match. Just over two weeks later, Icahn forced a major squeeze in the stock when as we wrote previously and as we predicted, he disclosed a massive 13% stake, or some 14 million shares in the company built up through stock and calls (essentially costless thanks to Icahn's recent profits on Netflix). What many may not know however, is that for Icahn, the HLF stake was nothing more than a $500 million dollar impulse buy. Why? Because as the chart below, which breaks down the cumulative purchases of HLF stock by various Icahn's funds, shows, the billionaire only held some 1.7 million shares until the January 25 afternoon of his screamfest with Ackman. Then the Monday after the feud Icahn went ballistic, and proceeded to buy some 120,000 shares on Monday and 197,459 option-equivalent shares, after which he tapered off his stock purchases while ramping up the call buys, and buying an epic 10 million share-equivalent calls in the next two weeks, without pause, compassion or remorse, and with just one thought: crush, mangle and destroy Ackman!

Of course, by buying calls instead of stock, Icahn never gave a hint to either markets or dark pools what he was doing (although we commiserate for whoever sold all those calls in bulk as they are now facing tens of millions in margin calls). The other issue is that since Icahn does not control the shares outright, he can't call them in and thus force the "epic squeeze" that would befall the stock if the float was suddenly less than the short interest.

Unless, of course, he and others exercise any of their in the money shares, demanding the physical underlying shares.

But the bigger issue is that the chart above shows for Icahn the HLF purchase is nothing but an escalation of the previous grudge match, with no regard for the fundamentals, and the impulse buy was, paradoxically, driven precisely by Ackman's dare to tender for the company. Because he wants to, and because he can: for Icahn $500 million is literally pocket change.

To loosely paraphrase the Terminator:

That Icahn is out there. He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, ever, until Ackman is destroyed.

Behold: the Icahnator

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ShortTheUS's picture

Bill is getting Ackmanhandled by the Icahnator!

BKbroiler's picture

If you were in your late 70's and worth 14 billion, would you really be getting into pissing matches about money?  kinda sad.

Alpha Monkey's picture

The ego is a funny thing.  It's kinda sad they are worth 14billion imo.... another result of their overpowering ego, again imo.

hedgeless_horseman's picture



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fuu's picture

It's awesome when "markets" are just two little girls fighting over a locket.

Divided States of America's picture

Its good when these jews are finally trying to gut each other out...I wish they would do that more often.

idea_hamster's picture

So Ackman goes logically and methodically (good) short based on the threat from US regulatory action (bad).

Icahn goes full-tilt emotionally (bad) long based on no such threat (good).

Honestly, I'd like to see Ackman come out the winner, but betting on SEC or DOJ doing their jobs is a risky, risky bet....

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11b40's picture

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Careless Whisper's picture

Icahn is old school. 1980s. J.R. Ewing. I like his style.

JR's picture

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BidnessMan's picture

I was born 40 years too early....

Pure Evil's picture

Don't forget the Girl Scouts promotion of homosexual lifestyles, which the Boy Scouts are now being pressured to accept. Obviously, both these groups have been targeted by homosexuals as a way to be around children and indulge in their pedophile fantasies. What happened at Penn State with Sandusky would just be a lurid tale compared to what's been going on behind the scences at the Girl/Boy Scouts. In fact the revelations about the coverup of young boys and pedophiles in the Boy Scouts makes the Catholic Church revelations look rather tame. The only thing the Catholic Church has over the Boy Scouts is that they've been at it since priests/nuns were not allowed to marry some few thousand years ago.

slaughterer's picture

T.I.S. +1,000 That was one of your best extended allegories.  Do you have a Ph.D in rhetoric?

Stock Tips Investment's picture

They're both very smart and very good investors. I prefer large investors do not have much media exposure. However, in this case I think it was great to hear their arguments ... and see them perform.

ToNYC's picture

The Government doesn't do anything that might affect current cash flows without doing due diligence at the Goldman Sachson's

Larry Dallas's picture

And I'm sure that Icahn's LPs are so happy to hear that Carl put his ego aside and used prudence, discretion and thoughtfulness to buy these shares meaningfully; not being rash in his decision at all.

NoDebt's picture

That's what I thought.

Still, I wouldn't have gone and poked that big bear with such a short stick as Ackman used.  Icahn is still fuming over losing that lawsuit to him a few years back.  You know he wants to get the guy.

Ackman called the guy out, Icahn looked at the market cap of HLF, knew from the start he could buy the whole damned thing outright if he had to and decided to pick up the gauntlet that the youngster threw down in front of him.

Game on.  Hopefully Ackman can convince the DOJ or somebody to step in and shut the whole thing down as a ponzi.  Otherwise, I'm afraid Ackman's going to get burned to a crisp on those shorts.

Apocalicious's picture

He doesn't have LPs anymore. It's just his money...

localsavage's picture

Jew on Jew crime.....with million in loses for the looser  ROTLMFAO

caconhma's picture

Let them kill each other so the rest of us can live in peace.

Andy Lewis's picture

And I wish bigoted filth like you would just drop dead and stop wasting good oxygen.

Mugatu's picture

Why can't these two get a room and just go fuck each other in private!

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derek_vineyard's picture

dont fuck with those rich old fuckers......taking it personally is the only jolly they have left

fonestar's picture

Icahn & Ackman, the term "legends in their own minds" comes to my own mind. 

Aging egomaniacs gambling with other sheople's money.

nope-1004's picture

Does either of these two "billionaires" contribute to job growth?  Or are they just high stakes gamblers?  Looks to me like one is a chip bully intent on forcing another players hand to grab their stack.  A wee bit greedy, but that's called "success" these days.

Of course, poker players don't produce jack-shit either, so the analogy is quite applicable.


N. B. Forrest's picture

You're missing the point.  When you are in your late 70s and worth 14 Billion, the point is to have fun, not necessarily make money.


He was dissed by a young buck and he will have fun making the young buck pay for disrespecting his elder.  I think it's great fun to watch, not the lest bit "sad".

kliguy38's picture

Funny how Nature will have the last laugh on Icahn as Ackman pisses on his grave.......THAT is how it will end for this slimy soap opera......It's a morality play with NO morals

BKbroiler's picture

You're missing the point

I think you're missing my point.  If at that age and wealth you have nothing to do but inflate a stock to try and ruin another billionaire, you're obviously missing more meaningful endeavours.

N. B. Forrest's picture

I'm not saying that my idea of a good time, but it's obviously Carl's idea of a good time.  A lot of times old people just don't care anymore and will do what ever the hell they want to do.  You know the red-hat-and-purple-wearing-ladies. You may think that old billionaires should go to the synagogue and study the Torah, but obviously Ichan has a different idea of how to spend his sunset years. 

Ackerman was just plain dumb to piss off a Billionaire who doesn't give a fuck. 

Blano's picture

I think Kirk Kerkorian was around or pushing 90 when he made his play for Chrysler.

ZaphodBeeblebrox's picture

If I may, I think Kerkorian was more sad. I don't right remember all the details but it was of interest because the legal battle played out in my home town. Kerkorian was in a fit about how the DCX merger went down. From what I understand he went through some grueling witness box time for a man in his mid-80s(2006). All for what, another $1billion at best and the principle of the matter. Even if wasn't a wearisome time, it certainly used up the one commodity he can't buy. Icahn is younger and doesn't have to be tied for more than what it takes to push some buttons or tell someone else to. I'd watch/read this over some made up bullshit reality like Jersey Shore or Biggest Loser, any day of the week.


jballz's picture


Holy fuck what are you doing here?

This is THE GAME. 

Morons watch basketball, buy jerseys and flip burgers or whatever gets them by.


We play with money. If you find this match between Ackman and Icahn anything but fucking awesome, you are in the wrong stadium. Go watch jigs throw balls at each other and leave us to our entertainment.

ElvisDog's picture

I agree. It's a like a real-life version of "Wall Street" with Ackman as Gordon Gecko and Icahn as the other, richer guy.

ElvisDog's picture

Exactly. Making more money is fun, but putting the screws to a competitor who called you out on national TV is more fun.

11b40's picture

That's's hard to get 'stimulated' when you are 74 ( I would guess), but I bet this really gave Ichan a shot of adrenelin every time he picked up another block of options.

Now, he has a new goal - a new reason to get up and get going every morning.


eatthebanksters's picture

Why does a dog lick his balls?...because he can!

Buck Johnson's picture

No you wouldn't and I think Icahan was ticked because Ackman was telling the truth. 

Canadian Dirtlump's picture

I like your hair bro.


Either way, operation blowtorch the whippersnapper seems to be going along as planned. lmao.

slaughterer's picture

It is only Round 3: Bill will outwit Icahn in the end.  It will be a kind of gay patricide, but a patricide anyhow.  Do not underestimate the swarmy arrogance of the ACKMANATOR:  kind of like Edward Norris meets Superman.   But, yeah, sucks to be invested in Pershing right now.  (And ZH plays the Schadenfreude card so well once again.)

toys for tits's picture

It's been alleged by the Tyler(s) that Icahn is attacking Ackman on another front by attempting to send JCP into involuntary bankruptcy.  Ackman has about 18% of JCP.

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philosophers bone's picture

I don't know the facts about Herbalife but simply say this:  If regulators look at Herbalife and conclude that it either is not a "ponzi scheme" or that there is a reasonable argument that it is not a "ponzi scheme", Bill Ackman needs to be charged with market manipulation and go to jail.  You can't have people shorting the stock and then going public with dogmatic statements knowing that they will tank the stock.

In other words, the regulators need to look just as hard at Bill Ackman as they do Herbalife.

Again, I am not drawing any conclusions, just stating the ground rules.