Wal-Mart Says February Sales "Total Disaster", Worst Monthly Start Since 2006; Stock Drops

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Wal-Mart shares are plunging as the firm reports a 'total disaster' in its February sales. Bloomberg obtained internal emails that note:

"In case you haven’t seen a sales report these days, February MTD sales are a total disaster,” Jerry Murray, Wal-Mart’s vice president of finance and logistics, said in a Feb. 12 e-mail to other executives, referring to month-to-date sales. “The worst start to a month I have seen in my ~7 years with the company.... That points to our competitive landscape, which means everyone is suffering and probably worse than we are

It gets better:

“We have to fight against the tougher economic environment to earn a bigger share of a smaller consumer spending pie"

Obviously in WMT speak, "tougher" is what Obama would call "much better and rapidly improving."

Things must not be serious over in Bentonville for this much truth to suddenly hit the tape.

One senior executive summed it up perfectly - “Well, we just had one of those weeks here at Walmart U.S. Where are all the customers? And where’s their money?” The company notes the end of the payroll tax cut by Obama and asks "We need to stop the stupid."

How odd: why is WMT focused on such trivial anachronisms as "money": can't it just boost its multiple by promising 2022 sales will be stupendously  marvelously humongous. It works for every other hollowed shell of a firm, gutted by Bernanke's central planning.

Perhaps, just perhaps, some reality will finally come back to the market as a result of this disclosure.

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Fri, 02/15/2013 - 15:14 | 3247244 Wakanda
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Voting does not seem to change anything in DC.  Maybe pissed off billionaire Waltons can light a fire under BO and his goons.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 15:17 | 3247261 HoofHearted
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If they were actually stocked in ammo, they would have no problem making good m-o-m and y-o-y numbers. There are always a number of guys milling around the ammo case talking about when they used to be able to shoot their guns. Some of us are just looking to add to stacks... 

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 15:19 | 3247273 machineh
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... while Wal Mart execs just want to 'stop the stupid.'

Hope they're serious ...

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 15:30 | 3247324 Tortfeasor
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Hoocodanode that pissing off gun-totin' Amuricans was bad for the top 'n bottom lines?

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 15:35 | 3247361 BLOTTO
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When the masses can't afford to shop at Walmart, then you know its getting worse

.

Now, when they can't afford shopping at 'the Dollar Store'...look the fuck out.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 15:42 | 3247396 fattail
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Increase monthly SNAP and EBT allotment increase sales.  duh.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 15:45 | 3247414 Pure Evil
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Oh, those poor Walmartians. Where did all the money go, well just look at all the merchandise stocked on your shelves. Since practically everything on your shelves comes from China or is manufactured outside the US, maybe you should be asking them where all our jobs and money went.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 15:50 | 3247432 Supernova Born
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No ammo, no money.

Mo ammo, mo money.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 15:58 | 3247454 FEDbuster
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"Now, when they can't afford shopping at 'the Dollar Store'...look the fuck out."

When the dollar store runs out of things to sell for a $1, then I guess they will become $10 and under stores.  There is only one true $1 store in our area, all the others have items that cost more than a $1.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:04 | 3247470 Manthong
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There must be a mistake..

After all the consumer confidence numbers are up

Anyway, how can one store chain like Wal-Mart be an indication of consumer spending?

or McDonalds, for that matter.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:04 | 3247481 TruthInSunshine
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I was kinda' sorta' hoping they wouldn't blame it on high gasoline prices, even in part.

Obama said evil speculators were to blame and even managed to get the per gallon price close to $3 (or below) just prior to the election, but there's only so much one man can do.

 

/s

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:09 | 3247488 dwdollar
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Glad to do my part... I bought a couple of TP-LInk routers from Walmart and discovered they were both complete junk. I returned them and bought a couple of 3 year old Cisco routers off EBay and haven't regretted it for a second. Haven't been back to Walmart since. Walmart has pushed its suppliers too far. Instead of selling things which only last 3-6 months, they now sell things that don't work at all.

<sarc>

I'm sure stealth inflation has nothing to do with it...

</sarc>

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:23 | 3247580 imbrbing
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Dont you know this creates money velocity! You buy something, they get the money, it moved, You take the item back and they give your money back, the same $20 has now moved twice.

You take that $20 and use it on EBAY and it has now magically moved 3 times through the system and all that for one measly product.

When the real velocity starts, as in china giving our paper back, then we will have a real idea what economic situation we are in.

I am rambling ;-p

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:38 | 3247636 macholatte
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Maybe this has just a litle something to do with it:

 

The Real Cost of Obamacare

 

In 2013, Millions Of Americans Face Obamacare Tax Hikes

http://www.forbes.com/sites/sallypipes/2012/12/25/in-2013-millions-of-am...

 

 

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:40 | 3247646 Stackers
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Not seeing it here. One by my house was packed with people buying Cheetos and stretchy pants

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 17:24 | 3247791 HoofHearted
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Thanks. I really wanted to think about those fat asses in their stretchy pants eating Cheetos. Please burn that idea out of my head now...or just burn out my corneas.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 23:25 | 3248661 TBT or not TBT
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Cornea replacements are a very costly treatment plan, so very stimulative!   This is the "broken windows of the soul fallacy" in the new economics.    You read it first here.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 22:40 | 3248593 DirkDiggler11
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Yep, Cheetos are on rollback for $1.98, a great deal ! The stretchy pants make it easier to shoplift.... Buy one, steal 2 for free !

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:40 | 3247641 johnQpublic
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my coffee now comes in a special wal-mart size 24 ounce can as opposed to the 28-33 oz elsewhere

so i dont go there

their ammo prices were to high anyway

cheaper at xring(in de, not online)

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 23:33 | 3248681 goldfish1
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People are checking their prices and finding out they can get better cheaper elsewhere.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 04:37 | 3249007 e-recep
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spilled my coffee all over the place.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:07 | 3247494 DaveyJones
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The Feds blame the meteor

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:15 | 3247509 TruthInSunshine
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It's gettin' real at the Whole Foods Parking lot, also:

Whole Foods Shares Sink on Sales Outlook

Whole Foods Parking Lot

 

This Busters on his iPhone talking to his friends,
Picking up some cayenne pepper for his master cleanse.
You're the most annoying dude I've ever SEEN brah...
Could you PLEASE move? You're RIGHT in front of the Quinoa.

Damn, I'm about to check out.
Pay my 80 bucks for 6 things and get the heck out.
The express lane is moving hella slow...
Man, these fools don't know... that shit is getting REAL....

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:16 | 3247539 DaveyJones
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Good. Whole Foods is a hypocritical GMO "pretty-boy" organic wannabe. Stick to your food-coop and your farmers' markets  

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:22 | 3247571 Randall Cabot
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BTFD,YFI!

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:27 | 3247605 OutLookingIn
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CLEAN UP!

In aisle...

[which aisle Jerry?]  "Executive washroom."

Clean up in... Oh, never mind.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:28 | 3247608 DaveyJones
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...and your garden

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:28 | 3247611 TheFourthStooge-ing
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DaveyJones said:

Good. Whole Foods is a hypocritical GMO "pretty-boy" organic wannabe. Stick to your food-coop and your farmers' markets

But, but, but their beefberries were raised in Organic aquaculture tanks.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:53 | 3247695 DaveyJones
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your toilet is an organic aquaculture tank

depending on what you eat

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:52 | 3247693 azzhatter
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Dude you are just so bogus man. Whole foods is like really awesome organic food man.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 17:31 | 3247806 TruthInSunshine
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They ain't awesome NO MO' ! ! !

Sorry for yelling. I am now calming myself. I've been on edge ever since they took Kombucha off the shelf.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:23 | 3247581 jballz
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no he didn't. gas was jacked up for monthe before the election and totally out of norms with crude. It dropped like a rock after the election.

 

No need to make shit up, there's plenty of reasons to hate everyone in the beltway and conspiracies galore too, without making shit up.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 18:43 | 3248019 jballz
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down arrows?

you no like facts

 

http://ycharts.com/indicators/gas_price

 

ramped up all summer, gave up a bit going into the election, bottomed out in December. 

Like the oil companies gave a shit if Obama was elected, like he has any fucking sway with them, Bush, sure. Not even the Saudis like Obama and he is one of their own.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 20:01 | 3248203 willwork4food
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Don't sweat it j- trolls and idiots are alive and well, especially when facts piss them off.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 21:42 | 3248416 unrulian
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Yo, j and will.i.work...you bitchez ain't got no facts

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 00:28 | 3248784 sun tzu
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high oil pricies in 2008 = bush's fault

high oil prices in 2013 = not obama's fault

 

keep your head stuck up your messiah's ass

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:16 | 3247537 DosZap
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or McDonalds, for that matter.

MICKEY D's is not inexpensive any more.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:22 | 3247559 Almost Solvent
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The food is nasty, but other than the $1 menu, you can't touch a "value meal" for less than $7 - $10 if you super size it. So, trying to feed a family of 4 is going to set one back at least $30 -$40.

 

For that, might as well buy some shitty "fresh" food at Walmart and cook it yourself.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:21 | 3247565 TruthInSunshine
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They have a new horsemeat-onion-cheddar edible food like substance for a BernankBux.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 17:04 | 3247729 Liquid Courage
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That can't spoil ... did I mention that?

~Herb Tarlek, WKRP Advertising Sales Manager, Cincinnati, Ohio.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 20:06 | 3248214 willwork4food
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Does that come with their delicious BP-Kraft style dressing?

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:28 | 3247612 The Axe
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MCD  is coming up against high taxes and NOW labor costs plus food inflation..on a menu that has it margins on only the fixed price menu, not the polpular $1 items...pain is coming....

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 01:08 | 3248843 ThatGuyEhler
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I work for a McDonalds here in Canada (I'm still just a teen in high school) but I've noticed that the managers have been getting really picky about food waste lately. Apparently our store's cost on most product has gone up at least 30% in the past year, and they tell me that margins are being pushed to their limits already. Price increases are certainly on there way at the Golden Arches.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:08 | 3247496 larz
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Did you seasonally adjust and divide by the deflator FED? if you do everything is actually way under a dollar

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 03:24 | 3248964 Practical Cogitator
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Remember when a room at Motel 6 cost $6.00?

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:23 | 3247587 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Pure Evil said:

Oh, those poor Walmartians. Where did all the money go, well just look at all the merchandise stocked on your shelves. Since practically everything on your shelves comes from China or is manufactured outside the US, maybe you should be asking them where all our jobs and money went.

The ammunition was one of the few American-made items you could still buy there.

If you can't buy ammo there, customers will go elsewhere in search of it, and probably pick up a few other things while they're at those other stores. Thus pulling ammo from the shelves is also impacting Walmart's sales of Cheez Doodles and Mountain Dew.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:34 | 3247607 Supernova Born
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Texas-based, Frito-Lay Cheetos, FTW.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:39 | 3247639 KnightTakesKing
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Serves the bastards right.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:47 | 3247673 otto skorzeny
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all the TULA is made in the USSR

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 17:34 | 3247815 n9lhm
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"Thus pulling ammo from the shelves is also impacting Walmart's sales of Cheez Doodles and Mountain Dew."

 

And stretchy pants.......... :)

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