Where Pigs Really Get Slaughtered

Tyler Durden's picture

Bulls make money; Bears make money; but Pigs get slaughtered - in massive amounts in China compared to the rest of the world... and unlike Ben Bernanke's apparent life-long vendetta against bears and their deflationary threat, this post actually means real pigs...

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Motorhead's picture

Schweinhaxen, bitchez!

Ying-Yang's picture

Equity Prices Are Artificially High — It’s Time to Take Profits: PIMCO’s El-Erian

http://finance.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-ticker/pimco-el-erian-equity-prices...

TruthInSunshine's picture

PIIGSFUK

I felt obliged to add France+UK.  I'm compulsive.

Lohn Jocke's picture

DAMN ROO MONGORIANS!! YOU TRY TEAR DOWN SHITTY WALL YOU GET THE SWEET AND SOUR PORK ON YOU HEADS!

TheFourthStooge-ing's picture

Chinese citizenism pig numbers did artificially inflated resultings with counted of self-cooking long pigs from Tibet.

Tijuana Donkey Show's picture

Ah, the smell of long pig, that really takes me back.....

ParkAveFlasher's picture

No no you say sweet sour shrimp, no say sweet sour pork.  No no you confuse, you no listen.  I say sweet sour chicken, you say sweet sour shrimp, you get no egg roll, I tell you twice.  you no listen.

Tsar Pointless's picture

Sure, China may have the rest of the world beat when it comes to pig production, but I'll betcha the USofA leads the world in muppet production.

BTW, OT, but if you agree that the sequestration cuts should be allowed to happen (which I do), you'll be in company with this guy:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/15/howard-dean-sequester-_n_2695721.html

fonzannoon's picture

Dad anyone elso just see some slicked back scumdouchenozzle named Lee mustard on CNBC screaming "I want american's to buy more crap"!!!!

that about sums it up

youngman's picture

Yes...and it was strange..he was saying that people can look at their 401k´s now and see wealth.....see wealth because they have propped up the market...so he goes the next step to say they should spend all that new wealth now.....don´t forget its in a 401k...not real accessible..but hey..he did have nice greased back hair....is that movie look back again...?

its all paper gains for these guys...

FoeHammer's picture

Gotta boost aggregate demand, doncha know!

 

 

mdtrader's picture

What a load of horse meat!

hedgeless_horseman's picture

 

 

Sweet and sour or moo shu aren't bad, but I like to put piggy in a blanket with cheese, peppers, onions, and tomato sauce.

Agent P's picture

Char Siu Bao Bitchez!

Overfed's picture

The other white meat.

TruthInSunshine's picture

Long Pork?

8 out of 10 cannibals (part of Oprah's bloodline, and that's NOT RACIST, because it's factual-- look it up, bitches) who eat long pork or used to eat it, say that Japanese people taste best.

Cannibals: Japanese People Taste The Best | Geekologie
NoWayJose's picture

The rest of the world eats less pork because consumeres want their horse meat!

NoWayJose's picture

Love that polk flied lice...

orangegeek's picture

Everyone likes bacon!!

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater's picture

Suck on that, muzzies!

knukles's picture

Guantanamo Bay Prisoner's Menu
Friday, February 15, 2013 AD
Year of Our Lord

 

Breakfast
Bacon

Lunch
BBQ Pork Ribs

Dinner
Spiral Ham

Midnight Snack
Pigs in Blankets

Post Water-boarding Pick Me Up
Pig Blood Curry Flavor Freezies

Rogue Trooper's picture

LOL.... +1000

FEMA Camp x-ray 666 "ZH" Terrist Prisoner's Menu

Friday, February 15, 2016 AD

Breakfast

Cold Goats Intestine

Lunch

Steamed TOFU and Chicken Feet

Dinner

Tossed Dandeloins, Grass, Roach, Slug and Weavel Salad (no Dressing)

Midnight Snack

No need - Bukkake time with the Guards!

Post Water-boarding Pick Me Up

Cold Raw Monkey Brain Smoothie

Appologies to our ChiCom 'Star' poster AnAnoneemousey has these are his daily favourites

 

youngman's picture

Where is the Horse graphs

fonzannoon's picture

market gonna finish green. please move along.

Just Ice's picture

No half point dip to buy?

fomcy's picture

Gold Miners completely killed, it's 2008 for the mining industry.
f*cking Hedge fund sharks all over this
sector, shorting all time lows on GDXJ.. f*cking cockroaches!!!

cynicalskeptic's picture

I suspect you're seeing a desperate effort to drive prices down so certain people can cover their massive naked shorts - could also be an effort to drop the price so the Fed can buy back Germany's gold at a lower price....

Canucklehead's picture

Off Topic.  Here is some reading some of you may like.

http://www.jproc.ca/crypto/rockex.html

thismarketisrigged's picture

this fucking market is making its way towards the green after being down nearly 70 pts. are you mother fucking kidding me????? are they making it that obvious

 

fuckkkkkkkkkk

Encroaching Darkness's picture

Pulled Pork BBQ

 

This is the easiest, tastiest recipe I’ve ever seen for this. Give it a try; I guarantee you’ll love it!

 

Pork shoulder roast, 2 – 4 pounds per leftovers desired

Sauce:

1 cup tomato ketchup

1 cup brown sugar

1 cup white vinegar

 

Combine ketchup, sugar and vinegar, set aside.

 

Buy pork shoulder; unwrap / remove packaging, put in slow cooker on low for 4 – 6 hours. No salt, no pepper (unless desired, later, after first experience). Pork will cook and come out ready to fall off bones.

 

When cooked, pull pork out of cooker onto cutting board. Resist compulsion to eat all of it, right out of the cooker, before adding sauce.

Remove bones, excess fat, gristle; pull into shreds with two forks or similar method. Collect shreds in bowl; add sauce and mix / toss.

That’s it. Put on buns, eat. Pickles, sauerkraut, potato salad anyone?

 

This stuff gets better in the refrigerator for a couple of days; the flavors blend, mix, and grow. Makes a great ready-to-eat snack, late-night nibble, game-day gobble.

irie1029's picture

Yum but you forgot the onion slice and slaw :)

jimmytorpedo's picture

switch the ketchup (red sugar) for 2 cans of chipotle in adobo sauce

brown sugar for lime juice/maple syrup

vinegar for apple cider vinegar

250 for 5 or 6 hours

OutLookingIn's picture

BBQ Boyz.com

Can you smell that?

Smells gooood!   

Miss Expectations's picture

Am I the only one who's been in a swine barn?  Worst smell in the world.

flattrader's picture

Agreed.  Pig farms are the worst.

Raising rabbits is where it is at for small scale home consumption.  They are quiet, easy to care for, dont stink the joint up.

Just don't let little kids in the area know what you're up to.  You can kill and eat, cows, pigs and chickens, but hurt a bunny rabbit and you're Hitler.

Edit:  Bunny poop is excellent fertilizer.

jimmytorpedo's picture

slaughterhouse smells pretty bad

loading lambs onto a abbatoir bound truck never wins you any friends 

Rogue Trooper's picture

Mind you... popping 'Thumper" at 300 to 400 plus ranges is the ideal 'mission' for the AR15 .223 Black Rifle of DEATH.  When combined with dedicated precise optics, the likes of a Leupold Mark IV or 'Trijicom', all those extras on the 'rails' and before you know it your $5,000+ USD Platform is finally starting to pay its way.

Just sayin'

sadmamapatriot's picture

I fukken hate rabbits. They might look cute and fluffy but those bunny bitches growl and bite. Re: pig farm. My cousin used to have one in Arkansas for Tyson. Pretty rank.

Vendetta's picture

Lived on a pig farm for awhile, the damned things would get their heads stuck in the fencing in the middle of the night and be screaming at the top of their lungs.