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Where Pigs Really Get Slaughtered

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Bulls make money; Bears make money; but Pigs get slaughtered - in massive amounts in China compared to the rest of the world... and unlike Ben Bernanke's apparent life-long vendetta against bears and their deflationary threat, this post actually means real pigs...

 

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Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:11 | 3247514 Motorhead
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Schweinhaxen, bitchez!

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:17 | 3247542 Ying-Yang
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Equity Prices Are Artificially High — It’s Time to Take Profits: PIMCO’s El-Erian

http://finance.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-ticker/pimco-el-erian-equity-prices...

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:25 | 3247593 TruthInSunshine
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PIIGSFUK

I felt obliged to add France+UK.  I'm compulsive.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:31 | 3247620 Lohn Jocke
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DAMN ROO MONGORIANS!! YOU TRY TEAR DOWN SHITTY WALL YOU GET THE SWEET AND SOUR PORK ON YOU HEADS!

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:37 | 3247634 chdwlch1
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ROR!

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:44 | 3247660 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Chinese citizenism pig numbers did artificially inflated resultings with counted of self-cooking long pigs from Tibet.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 17:35 | 3247816 Tijuana Donkey Show
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Ah, the smell of long pig, that really takes me back.....

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:43 | 3247658 ParkAveFlasher
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No no you say sweet sour shrimp, no say sweet sour pork.  No no you confuse, you no listen.  I say sweet sour chicken, you say sweet sour shrimp, you get no egg roll, I tell you twice.  you no listen.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 17:01 | 3247722 MeelionDollerBogus
Fri, 02/15/2013 - 17:04 | 3247730 fourchan
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delicious point made.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 20:01 | 3248206 OutLookingIn
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So hungry, could eat a horse!

No! Wait!...  Never mind.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 02:48 | 3248946 Marigold
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PIIGSFUKUS

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:14 | 3247529 Tsar Pointless
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Sure, China may have the rest of the world beat when it comes to pig production, but I'll betcha the USofA leads the world in muppet production.

BTW, OT, but if you agree that the sequestration cuts should be allowed to happen (which I do), you'll be in company with this guy:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/15/howard-dean-sequester-_n_2695721.html

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:15 | 3247534 fonzannoon
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Dad anyone elso just see some slicked back scumdouchenozzle named Lee mustard on CNBC screaming "I want american's to buy more crap"!!!!

that about sums it up

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:46 | 3247670 youngman
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Yes...and it was strange..he was saying that people can look at their 401k´s now and see wealth.....see wealth because they have propped up the market...so he goes the next step to say they should spend all that new wealth now.....don´t forget its in a 401k...not real accessible..but hey..he did have nice greased back hair....is that movie look back again...?

its all paper gains for these guys...

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:47 | 3247678 FoeHammer
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Gotta boost aggregate demand, doncha know!

 

 

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:16 | 3247535 mdtrader
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What a load of horse meat!

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:24 | 3247541 hedgeless_horseman
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Sweet and sour or moo shu aren't bad, but I like to put piggy in a blanket with cheese, peppers, onions, and tomato sauce.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:27 | 3247602 Idisq
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yum

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:17 | 3247544 Agent P
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Char Siu Bao Bitchez!

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:17 | 3247548 Overfed
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The other white meat.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:19 | 3247552 hedgeless_horseman
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That would be nutria.

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 03:50 | 3250934 TruthInSunshine
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Long Pork?

8 out of 10 cannibals (part of Oprah's bloodline, and that's NOT RACIST, because it's factual-- look it up, bitches) who eat long pork or used to eat it, say that Japanese people taste best.

Cannibals: Japanese People Taste The Best | Geekologie
Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:18 | 3247549 NoWayJose
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The rest of the world eats less pork because consumeres want their horse meat!

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:20 | 3247561 NoWayJose
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Love that polk flied lice...

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:22 | 3247569 orangegeek
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Everyone likes bacon!!

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:25 | 3247592 Dr. Kenneth Noi...
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Suck on that, muzzies!

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 17:41 | 3247834 knukles
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Guantanamo Bay Prisoner's Menu
Friday, February 15, 2013 AD
Year of Our Lord

 

Breakfast
Bacon

Lunch
BBQ Pork Ribs

Dinner
Spiral Ham

Midnight Snack
Pigs in Blankets

Post Water-boarding Pick Me Up
Pig Blood Curry Flavor Freezies

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 19:20 | 3248086 Rogue Trooper
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LOL.... +1000

FEMA Camp x-ray 666 "ZH" Terrist Prisoner's Menu

Friday, February 15, 2016 AD

Breakfast

Cold Goats Intestine

Lunch

Steamed TOFU and Chicken Feet

Dinner

Tossed Dandeloins, Grass, Roach, Slug and Weavel Salad (no Dressing)

Midnight Snack

No need - Bukkake time with the Guards!

Post Water-boarding Pick Me Up

Cold Raw Monkey Brain Smoothie

Appologies to our ChiCom 'Star' poster AnAnoneemousey has these are his daily favourites

 

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:25 | 3247594 youngman
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Where is the Horse graphs

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:26 | 3247601 fonzannoon
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market gonna finish green. please move along.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:49 | 3247686 Just Ice
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No half point dip to buy?

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:31 | 3247618 rogeliokh
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Gold Miners completely killed, it's 2008 for the mining industry.
f*cking Hedge fund sharks all over this
sector, shorting all time lows on GDXJ.. f*cking cockroaches!!!

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 20:08 | 3248217 cynicalskeptic
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I suspect you're seeing a desperate effort to drive prices down so certain people can cover their massive naked shorts - could also be an effort to drop the price so the Fed can buy back Germany's gold at a lower price....

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:31 | 3247619 Canucklehead
Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:34 | 3247624 Canucklehead
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Off Topic.  Here is some reading some of you may like.

http://www.jproc.ca/crypto/rockex.html

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:37 | 3247635 thismarketisrigged
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this fucking market is making its way towards the green after being down nearly 70 pts. are you mother fucking kidding me????? are they making it that obvious

 

fuckkkkkkkkkk

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:45 | 3247667 Encroaching Darkness
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Pulled Pork BBQ

 

This is the easiest, tastiest recipe I’ve ever seen for this. Give it a try; I guarantee you’ll love it!

 

Pork shoulder roast, 2 – 4 pounds per leftovers desired

Sauce:

1 cup tomato ketchup

1 cup brown sugar

1 cup white vinegar

 

Combine ketchup, sugar and vinegar, set aside.

 

Buy pork shoulder; unwrap / remove packaging, put in slow cooker on low for 4 – 6 hours. No salt, no pepper (unless desired, later, after first experience). Pork will cook and come out ready to fall off bones.

 

When cooked, pull pork out of cooker onto cutting board. Resist compulsion to eat all of it, right out of the cooker, before adding sauce.

Remove bones, excess fat, gristle; pull into shreds with two forks or similar method. Collect shreds in bowl; add sauce and mix / toss.

That’s it. Put on buns, eat. Pickles, sauerkraut, potato salad anyone?

 

This stuff gets better in the refrigerator for a couple of days; the flavors blend, mix, and grow. Makes a great ready-to-eat snack, late-night nibble, game-day gobble.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 17:12 | 3247756 irie1029
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Yum but you forgot the onion slice and slaw :)

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 19:23 | 3248107 jimmytorpedo
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switch the ketchup (red sugar) for 2 cans of chipotle in adobo sauce

brown sugar for lime juice/maple syrup

vinegar for apple cider vinegar

250 for 5 or 6 hours

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 20:11 | 3248226 OutLookingIn
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BBQ Boyz.com

Can you smell that?

Smells gooood!   

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:46 | 3247669 Miss Expectations
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Am I the only one who's been in a swine barn?  Worst smell in the world.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 18:15 | 3247812 flattrader
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Agreed.  Pig farms are the worst.

Raising rabbits is where it is at for small scale home consumption.  They are quiet, easy to care for, dont stink the joint up.

Just don't let little kids in the area know what you're up to.  You can kill and eat, cows, pigs and chickens, but hurt a bunny rabbit and you're Hitler.

Edit:  Bunny poop is excellent fertilizer.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 19:27 | 3248118 jimmytorpedo
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slaughterhouse smells pretty bad

loading lambs onto a abbatoir bound truck never wins you any friends 

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 19:35 | 3248140 Rogue Trooper
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Mind you... popping 'Thumper" at 300 to 400 plus ranges is the ideal 'mission' for the AR15 .223 Black Rifle of DEATH.  When combined with dedicated precise optics, the likes of a Leupold Mark IV or 'Trijicom', all those extras on the 'rails' and before you know it your $5,000+ USD Platform is finally starting to pay its way.

Just sayin'

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 20:08 | 3248216 OutLookingIn
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Good old piano wire...

Just sayin.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 04:12 | 3248990 Seer
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That's funny!

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 03:05 | 3248955 sadmamapatriot
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I fukken hate rabbits. They might look cute and fluffy but those bunny bitches growl and bite. Re: pig farm. My cousin used to have one in Arkansas for Tyson. Pretty rank.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 03:58 | 3248979 Vendetta
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Lived on a pig farm for awhile, the damned things would get their heads stuck in the fencing in the middle of the night and be screaming at the top of their lungs. 

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 04:10 | 3248988 Seer
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Someone clearly didn't understand proper fencing.

A critter that's REALLY good at getting stuck in fences is a goat.  Here's something that can also make a lot of noise!

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 04:22 | 3248997 Seer
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Rabbit and squirrel were popular because they were a one-meal deal.  Larger animals worked for a larger group of people, but it still was mostly an issue of one meal.

When refrigeration came along things changed...

One significant thing that you won't get out of a rabbit or squirrel that you can get from a pig is lard.  That and the ability to clear land...

Back in the early 1900s (in the US) pigs were referred to as "mortgage lifters."

Of course, I'd prefer to face an angry buck over an angry boar any day!

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 04:08 | 3248986 Seer
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I prefer mobile structures.  This way you not only manage waste easier (no mucking out), but this also helps manage pathogens.  It does, however, require more land.

Most people don't realize how significant "waste" issues factor in livestock operations.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:48 | 3247681 youngman
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No...I am from Iowa...but you can´t get into one now....you might carry a disease

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:49 | 3247683 fonzannoon
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this market is so broken its scary

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 17:02 | 3247726 MeelionDollerBogus
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and then

and then

and then

AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN
Fri, 02/15/2013 - 17:07 | 3247739 New_Meat
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Very disturbing

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 17:14 | 3247763 americanspirit
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Wei wei wei all the way home.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 17:29 | 3247802 debtor of last ...
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PIGGSARS bitchez. Demographically adjusted gdp due to starvation by "totally fucked up 1300 pound pigs", all immune to antibiotics.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 18:09 | 3247927 CJHames
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I've been telling people for years that those red commie bastards were out to kill Portgual, Ireland, Greece and Spain.  Then again, who really gives a shit.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 18:10 | 3247931 deerhunter
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used to shoot pigeons for a hog farmer.  He was sick of the birds eating all the feed.  Had to get the birds before the hogs got to them and ate them.  He used to buy our shotshells for us a case at a time.  Great wingshooting practice and helped the farmer out too.  Good eating birds by the way.  So am familiar with hog farm smells.  Also coyote hunt on a hog farm.  Sling shots only,  lost all guns in a snowmobile accident.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 10:41 | 3249277 andrewp111
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If you shoot the pigeons with salt or steel instead of lead it is OK for the pigs to eat them.

Pigs will eat farmers too, if they are unfortunate enough to fall down in the pig sty.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 18:13 | 3247938 CJHames
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Bacon - the key to good health:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdbZEXfPwmg

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 18:14 | 3247941 eaglerock
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Suuuuuu-eeeee!

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 18:21 | 3247959 mercenaryomics
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First question is how inflated are these pig figures? 

Second question: Does China have their own version of "hollistic" CPI changes? You know inflated piggies means people substitute for cat, dog, rat and mouse, etc..  

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 18:37 | 3248003 hooligan2009
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no better than 100% all beef patties! http://www.snopes.com/critters/edibles/horses.asp obama care at its best....

mind that many chinese pigs simply isn't satisfying the demand for porky scratchings..

http://www.meattradenewsdaily.co.uk/news/230911/china___increasing_pork_...

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 20:12 | 3248227 cynicalskeptic
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You know.... people taste like pork (according to Japanese post WWII hold-outs who resorted to cannibalism).

Am I the only one wondering if China has already started on the Soylent Green path? ...........After all they're selling organs from prisoners for transplant - seems very un-Chinese to waste the rest..... (keep in mind that Chinese street vendors make dumplings out of cardboard)

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 03:08 | 3248958 sadmamapatriot
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Why do you think humans are called long pig/long pork? Hopefully NOT coming to neighborhood near you, post SHTF. We should ask N Koreans for the latest recipes.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 10:36 | 3249269 andrewp111
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Humans are best steamed at a high temperature and pressure and turned into hog-slop, which is then pumped into the hog farms. Once processed through the pigs, they become pork. This is why China has mobile steamer trucks and tankers for the processing of prisoners. Rebellion in the outer provinces? No Problem.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 20:31 | 3248278 Super Broccoli
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so what's that article about ?

the chineses are above a billion and they'll eat anything, cats, dogs, frogs, you name it ! no wonder they grow pigs like crazy

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 22:33 | 3248578 They Tried to S...
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I found this article to be a boar....

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 12:54 | 3249503 SokPOTUS
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MOAR BOAR!

Tue, 02/19/2013 - 17:19 | 3257443 AldoHux_IV
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Non-inflationary event!

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 10:07 | 3249221 andrewp111
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How many of those pigs are fed on prisoners (Soyent Green?)?

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 12:38 | 3249468 j8h9
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Pigs get rich, Hogs get slaughtered

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